#but man if it did ....it would be pretty cool 🫢

[skitskatdacat63]

And what if I said I agreed with Plato about philosopher kings? What if I think he was right!?

[wendichester]

Hello!! How are you? Since I found your profile, I’ve been loving everything you write, the aesthetic, and basically everything 🤍 and because you’ve been blessing us with your content, I want to tell you I freaking love you and deeply admire you, even more those days I’m bored out of my mind or I need to “disconnect” from my life, so, thank you very much 🤍

Also, I want to share with you (and I suppose your audience as well 😅), I’ve watched Supernatural when it was on the TV, but they were always random episodes and in different times of the day, so sometimes I could never fully understand the episode, or the episode’s context in general, and when I had the opportunity to have streaming services, I enjoyed Supernatural a lot more 😂 and Dean Winchester has been on my mind ever since. Another thing to share it’s that I’m from Memphis, I love it here, and I grew up with Elvis Presley’s music and watching the films he was in, because my grandma and mom love him a lot. And they love him so much that not only it’s my mom’s middle name, but it’s also MY middle name 🫢 I don’t hate it, I was pretty much forced to get used to loving my middle name, now I genuinely do, but every time someone new find out what the “E” stands for, it’s like reliving over and over again when I was in school and a teacher would say my full name, and many people (mainly the adults when I was a kid), would look at me funny when they said my middle name. Back then it did kind of embarrassed me, because they weren’t subtle about it and I was a shy kid, but now I find it entertaining and funny when people find out that the E stands for Elvis. And now not only I’m annoying you, and your audience, with part of my life, but I’d like to ask for a request as well 👉🏻👈🏻, how do you think Dean and Sam would react if a friend or girlfriend/boyfriend/partner (whatever relationship you prefer 😉), having the name Elvis as their middle name? I personally think Dean would be my worst nightmare 😂

✮⋆˙ the 'e' stands for elvis,

summary. sam and dean finally find out what your middle is and well... they have a blast.

pairing. dean winchester x reader x sam winchester genre. fluff

wordcount. 513

notes / warnings. but this is adorable!! thank you for requesting hon 🤭🩷 also, my verdict:

dean :  would absolutely be your worst nightmare at first—relentless teasing, terrible impressions, zero chill. but it’s 100% how he shows affection. also, low-key thinks it’s cool and will absolutely drag you to graceland "for research" (read: to make more jokes). sam :  would find it endearing, gently tease you sometimes, but mostly just enjoy watching dean spiral. also, would defend you if dean took it too far (while secretly laughing).

The first time Dean finds out, it’s because Sam reads it off a motel receipt.

"Wait," Sam says, squinting at the faded print. "[Your First Name] Elvis [Your Last Name]?"

Dean, mid-sip of his beer, chokes so hard he nearly drops the bottle. "Elvis?"

You freeze, the familiar heat of embarrassment creeping up your neck—but then you see Dean’s face. His eyes are wide, his mouth twitching like he’s trying so hard not to grin.

Sam, ever the diplomat, clears his throat. "That’s, uh—"

"Elvis," Dean repeats, louder this time, like he’s testing the word. Then, with the absolute delight of a man who’s just been handed comedic gold: "Like the Elvis? Jailhouse Rock, blue suede shoes, thankyouverymuch Elvis?"

You groan, burying your face in your hands. "Yes, that Elvis."

Dean slams his beer down, pointing at you like he’s just cracked the case of the century. "I knew I liked you for a reason."

It gets worse.

Dean, being Dean, immediately weaponizes this information.

He starts singing "Hound Dog" every time you walk into a room. He leaves a single blue sock on your pillow ("for your next pair of blue suede shoes, sweetheart"). He even—god help you—starts calling you "Your Royal Highness" in a truly atrocious Southern accent.

Sam, at least, tries to rein him in.

"Dude," Sam sighs, watching Dean dramatically serenade you with "Can’t Help Falling in Love" over breakfast. "Give it a rest."

"Never," Dean declares, flipping a pancake with one hand and clutching his imaginary microphone with the other.

You groan, but—here’s the thing—you’re laughing. Because Dean’s being ridiculous, yeah, but he’s not mocking you. Not really. There’s something fond in the way he teases you, something that makes your chest feel warm despite the embarrassment.

The turning point comes one night in the Impala.

Dean’s driving, you’re in the passenger seat, and Sam’s snoring in the back. The radio’s playing some old rock station, and when "Suspicious Minds" comes on, Dean doesn’t say a word.

But then—quiet, almost hesitant—he starts humming along.

You glance at him, surprised.

Dean keeps his eyes on the road, but his fingers tap the steering wheel in time with the music. "My mom loved this song," he says after a minute, voice uncharacteristically soft.

Something in your chest tightens.

"Yeah?" you say.

Dean nods. "Played it all the time." He side-eyes you, his smirk returning. "Guess she had good taste. Unlike some people’s parents, naming their kid after the King like that."

You shove his shoulder, but you’re smiling.

Later, when Sam’s awake and Dean’s off getting snacks, Sam leans over.

"You know he does it ‘cause he likes you, right?"

You blink. "The Elvis thing?"

Sam nods. "Dean doesn’t tease people he doesn’t care about." He pauses, then adds, grinning, "Also, he’s had ‘Burning Love’ stuck in his head for three days. So, karma."

You laugh, and when Dean comes back, arms full of junk food, he narrows his eyes.

"What’d I miss?"

"Nothing," you say sweetly. Then, just to watch his face light up: "Thankyouverymuch."

Dean’s grin is brilliant.

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[diorsluv]

feather , part 31

“ i’m gone ”

series m. list previous chapter next chapter

slightly (ish) suggestive, nothing extremely explicit

( socialmedia!au )

yourusername

liked by lhughes_06, luca.fantilli, trevorzegras, and 200,997 others

yourusername three fit checks all rolled into one 🤭

and thank you to my photographer mackie because he would cry if i didn’t give him credits

tagged: mackie.samo

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username77 😧

lhughes_06 holy shit

lhughes_06 wait i didn’t mean to say that

lhughes_06 actually no i said what i said holy shit

lhughes_06 fuck

lhughes_06 goddamn

lhughes_06 you’re so pretty

liked by yourusername

→ yourusername lukey are you sure your girlfriend won’t get jealous 😥

→ lhughes_06 so sure

→ markestapa he’s so gone

→ luca.fantilli we lost him boys 😓😓

→ edwards.73 what a fucking simp

→ _alexturcotte i mean… let’s not act like we’re so much better

→ trevorzegras speak for yourself man i’m not even trying to act _alexturcotte

→ jamie.drysdale z buddy i think you’re forgetting THATS MY FUCKING SISTER

→ mackie.samo yeah my pictures are really doing her justice here

jamie.drysdale be careful when you go out like that make sure to bring your pepper spray and shit

→ yourusername it’s okay my super cool boyfriend is really good at defense

→ jamie.drysdale yeah but is he good at offense 🤨🤨

→ yourusername might be even better than defense 🙈

username63 see i feel like jamie’s whole thread is just them dropping really obvious hints

username2 I WILL LITERALLY DO ANYTHING IF YOU GIVE ME ONE CHANCE

username16 🛐🛐

markestapa so

→ yourusername so?

→ markestapa what will it take to make you break up with him

→ yourusername MARK

→ markestapa IT WAS A JOKE HE TOLD ME TO SAY IT

rutgermcgroarty if i bought you a ring would you marry me

→ yourusername RUT

→ rutgermcgroarty HE PAID ME TO DO IT OKAY

→ yourusername how much was i worth ☹️

→ rutgermcgroarty an undisclosed amount that would result in my immediate banishment if it were to be disclosed

→ rutgermcgroarty but it’s way over what you think (probably)

→ yourusername UHHHH $500

→ rutgermcgroarty still over

→ yourusername wtf is he doing

username75 i just screamed

adamfantilli i know you’re not into younger guys but..

→ yourusername adam babes… 😭😭

→ adamfantilli ARE YOU GIVING ME A CHANCE

→ yourusername i’m not a cheater ❌

→ adamfantilli good

→ yourusername OH MY GOD DID HE ASK YOU TOO

username54 luke is concocting some evil shit

username85 luke fucking scored holy you’re gorgeous

mackie.samo you look very beautiful

→ yourusername be so fucking honest did he ask you to say this too

→ mackie.samo 🤐🤐

→ yourusername HOW MANY OF YOU DID HE ASK

→ edwards.73 me 😥

→ colecaufield me 😑

→ _quinnhughes me 🫢

→ _alexturcotte me 😔

→ lhughes_06 me 🤯

→ dylanduke25 me 😱

→ markestapa me 😬

→ trevorzegras me 🙄

→ rutgermcgroarty me 🫣

→ adamfantilli me 😢

→ jackhughes me 🥰

→ luca.fantilli me 😃

→ jamie.drysdale this is still MY FUCKING SISTER

username35 luke got the whole squad trolling

username11 MY BODY GOALS

jackhughes i love you so much

→ yourusername i love you too (?) 😭

→ jackhughes tú es muy bonita

→ yourusername tú es muy bonito también

username9 wait.. JACK??

username65 JACK ROWDEN HUGHES?????

username98 i’ve fallen in love and i can’t get up

username34 WHAT THE FUCK IT’S JACK?

username27 THIS CAN’T BE

lhughes_06 please just one chance that’s all i ask

→ yourusername i’ll consider 😳

→ markestapa this is very obviously favoritism

→ lhughes_06 bro you’re my biggest opp markestapa

_alexturcotte well now that you know that he asked all of us i have nothing to comment 😕

→ yourusername you know imy turcs 🫶🫶

→ _alexturcotte you should fly over i’ll pay for the flight tickets

→ yourusername free airfare ⁉️

→ _alexturcotte only for you

→ lhughes_06 bro you’re an even bigger opp 😟

username72 i’m flabbergasted but in the best way possible

username90 THE WAIST??

lhughes_06 you know i bet your boyfriend is thanking the lord he’s dating you

→ yourusername lukey you’ve commented like ten times already

→ lhughes_06 can i not appreciate my best friend?

lhughes_06 but i also think he doesn’t even know how he managed to convince you to date someone like him

→ yourusername well i think it’s for the same reason your girlfriend is dating you

→ lhughes_06 which issssss?

→ yourusername because you’re you

→ lhughes_06 so specific

username68 wait this is throwing me off..

lhughes_06 your boyfriend also (probably) thinks that if he ever lost you he would cry and beg for you to come back until you did

→ yourusername oh!

→ lhughes_06 yeah

→ yourusername well he’s done it before when we weren’t even dating so..

→ lhughes_06 oh!!

→ yourusername yeahh

→ luca.fantilli you’re both so fucking weird

→ yourusername he’s my best friend for a reason 🙏🙏

username17 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNN

yourusername

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yourusername he’s so pretty when he goes down on me 🥴

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trevorzegras YO

→ yourusername IT’S. A. SONG. LYRIC.

→ trevorzegras 🤫🧏‍♂️

→ yourusername what if i just decided to push you off a cliff one day

mackie.samo TOUCH TANK?

→ yourusername YOU KNOW IT

→ jamie.drysdale do you just know every song she knows

→ mackie.samo nah nah i jus put her on good music

→ yourusername I LITERALLY SHOWED YOU HALF THE SONGS ON YOUR MOST USED PLAYLIST??

lhughes_06 i know i do, you tell me every time

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lhughes_06 😳

→ yourusername 😳

markestapa GOLD SKINNED EAGER BABY

→ yourusername BLUE SHIRT OUT THE LAAAAAAUNDRY

→ _quinnhughes when will you ever stop

→ mackie.samo HE TELLS MEEEE HE’S GENTLE WHEN HE WANTS TO BE

→ dylanduke25 SO I THINK HE WANTS TO BEEE

→ edwards.73 GENTLE WITHHHH MEEEEE

→ yourusername never 😈 _quinnhughes

username15 why are his eyelashes so long

→ yourusername i ask myself that question every day

username7 they’re so in love it hurts me

adamfantilli what type of songs are you listening to

→ yourusername BRO IT’S LITERALLY A POPULAR SONG KINDA

→ adamfantilli sure it is

dylanduke25 interesting!

colecaufield your captions are getting raunchier every time you post

→ yourusername ITS A SONGGG

jamie.drysdale caption 🤨🤨

→ yourusername it’s a song 😔

_alexturcotte HEY WHAT IS THAT CAPTION SUPPOSED TO MEAN

→ yourusername HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EXPLAINNNN

→ trevorzegras maybe “he’s so pretty when he goes down on me” wasn’t the best lyric to quote then 😐

→ yourusername i mean he is pretty when he goes down on me but that wasn’t my intended message

→ jackhughes HELLO????? yourusername

→ _quinnhughes damn kids these days

→ lhughes_06 bro cannot keep her mouth shut

→ yourusername we’re no longer best friends 🖕 lhughes_06

username44 the amount of times you’ve friendzoned him is unhealthy babe i’m starting to think you’re NOT dating him

→ username35 the evidence is too incriminating

username48 your vague posts infuriate me but i love you

rutgermcgroarty i’m going to projectile vomit all over the place

→ yourusername you’re disgusting

→ rutgermcgroarty YOUR POSTS ARE DISGUSTING

→ yourusername I’M NOT PROJECTILE VOMITING ALL OVER THE PLACE

→ rutgermcgroarty YOU’RE PROJECTILE VOMITING YOUR LOVING BOYRFRIEND ALL OVER THE PLACE

username32 well he has curly hair so it can’t be jack

→ username37 we’re being gaslit into thinking it’s jack when we’ve all known it was luke from the start

edwards.73 he always complains when we touch his hair 😕

→ yourusername it’s because i’m just better

→ edwards.73 HIGHLY debatable

→ yourusername ask the whole gc they all know it’s me 🥱🥱

→ edwards.73 in your dreams

jackhughes what would we do without your constant reminders that you’re dating someone

→ yourusername you would be sad because you would’ve forgotten i was dating someone!

njdevils 💓

→ yourusername WAIT WHAT

→ username24 YO WTF

→ username99 THE DEVILS???

→ username12 well now there’s no denying it it’s luke

elblue6 tell us when you plan to visit the lake house again! 😍

→ username80 ELLEN?

→ username31 yall arent slick 🤨

→ yourusername hii ofc i’ll tell you!! ☺️

→ username24 what is this 😨😨

luca.fantilli what the actual hell is going on and why is your caption the way it is

→ yourusername is your whole life just surrounded around questioning me 😐

→ luca.fantilli yes why????

→ yourusername i swear you can’t go one day without pissing me off

→ luca.fantilli I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING THIS TIME

→ yourusername “this time”

_quinnhughes BRO YOU’RE A CHILD STILL

_quinnhughes and also he’s gone back to his old ways and is whining about not being able to call you

→ yourusername tell him to call me anytime he wants and i’ll always pick up for him

→ _quinnhughes god you two make me sick

→ yourusername i was just being a good gf 😓

→ lhughes_06 yeah let her be a good gf

→ _quinnhughes absolutely sick to my ass

→ trevorzegras i don’t think that’s the saying

→ _quinnhughes shut up zegras

→ yourusername he’s right tho that’s.. not the saying

→ _quinnhughes i’m sick to my stomach which just happens to have fallen in my ass from the amount of times i’ve seen some lovesick post from either of you

username5 quinn’s a professional hater

username43 so tell me why i thought you and luke had been dating this whole time

→ username39 i think we all know why 🫢

username30 touch tank is luke coded.

lhughes_06 you’re pretty when you go down on me too

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next chapter notes ) so this is my 69th post AND I WAS FEELING A LITTLE DEVIOUS.. so this is what the end result is and ngl i was kicking my feet writing this

tags: @aliaology @hockeyboysarehot @absolutelyhugh3s @jackquinnswife @freds-slut @love4ldr @blueeyedbesson @43hughes @v1olentdelights @dancerbailey3 @random-human02 @ho3forfakeguys @loveforaugust @cstads-blog @h0e4fictionalme-n

[keysandmirrors]

Intro to what I dub my “Spider-team DR”. This DR is one I actually had a dream about instead of consciously making the decision to script about it so uhh that’s fun. Because of that though it doesn’t really exist in any sort of canon cause I don’t watch a lot of Marvel stuff. I made a little moodboard for it and I’ll explain the aspects of it below the cut 👍

• So starting off with my parents! Wade Wilson aka Deadpool is my father and Death (or Lady Death if you wanna get fancy with it) is my mother!! 💞 I was conceived ✨magically✨ and this makes me an interesting person for reasons I will get to later. My mom really wanted a child and so did my dad but he was kinda more anxious about if he could be a good father cause I mean… I love the guy but look at him 💀

• When I was first “born” my mama named me Wraith and I lived in the Realm of Death with her for the first few years of my life. She knew though that as someone who was technically alive that I should be raised up on Earth with other living people so she sent me to go move in with Deadpool :D

• Unfortunately the nature of his work and his existing insecurities made him think the best thing for me was to be put into foster care. It might be obvious though that as someone not born on Earth that would be a difficult legal process 💀 so my dad faked all my documents and stuff and a little funny thing I added was that while writing my name he saw an advertisement for a traveling circus and got distracted and accidentally, LEGALLY named me “Circus Wilson”. (Ik this is I choice I made so I’m happy with the name but I wanna make fun of him sometimes and I thought this was funny)

• So blah blah blah I grow up and at like 10-ish years old my mutant genes activate and I get picked up by the x-men. Ngl my powers are pretty generic, I just have like better senses, super strength, higher stamina, that kind of stuff. But it’s still useful so I get trained at Xavier’s School and I grow up there for a while as a trainee x-man. EDIT: After playing the Deadpool game again I’ve decided I can teleport cause I really wanna teleport oops 🫢 It’s limited the way it is in the game but still, very fun

• Now when I’m like 18 or so I’m gonna start college in ✨New York City✨ (this is where the Spider-team stuff comes in *wink wink*). I get an apartment with three people who quickly become my best friends. In order of the bottom row of pictures meant to depict us all we have, Bayani Parker, Vivica Stacy, Wylyn Hardy, and me :D Circus Wilson. You might be able to guess who becomes who in terms of alter-egos but I’ll expand more on it anyway lol (just keep in mind this is mostly info I could infer from my dream so if it doesn’t all make sense I’m sorry 🙏)

• Bayani Parker! Perhaps my bestest of all the friends her parents moved their family to New York from the Philippines when Bayani was a child so she really helps me around cause I am not built for the city 😭 she’s so smart too and her and Vivica and Wylyn are all going to college for engineering which is crazy to me cause they’re all really cool and smart. While at college though you may guess Bayani gets bit by a radioactive spider! It gives her super powers similar to a spider and now she’s New York’s one and only Spider-silk! (Her suit is purple and orange and I love it) She originally hides her identity from us all but I mean we live together she can’t keep that up forever and eventually we all figure it out one by one. But now we can help her! We cover for her a lot 💀

• Vivica Stacy next! Gosh I love her so much cause first impressions she seems like a rich, entitled, brat but she’s so much more than that. She’s so amazingly kind but also very confident so she won’t let anybody push around her or her friends. Now you may be thinking she becomes a ghost spider or something but no no no. While she’s working in her field she accidentally runs into the Venom symbiote and, as I’m sure you can guess, becomes Venom. So now we have a Spider-silk and a Venom to our roster of a mini-superhero team!

• Wylyn Hardy! I’m sure you can guess that he becomes the Black Cat but there’s a little twist to him. He has more of a Batman backstory in the simplest terms. Like he thought his family were a bunch of really upstanding people but they were involved in some shady stuff so now he becomes the Black Cat as a way to “steal from the rich and give to the needy” like Robin Hood lol. The Black Cat moniker was something he actually stole from his family as they used it for bad stuff and he went and just took it lol. He’s a very cool guy, very emotionally intelligent and really like the most level-headed of us all 💞

• And finally there’s me. Now I couldn’t decide if I wanted to be a Wraith variant or a Deadpool variant so I’m both at different times lol 🤷. Now I told you the way I was born would be important later and this is when it gets important. My whole life I’ve technically been “half dead” and just haven’t known it. There’s always been a part of me that’s connected to Death both as a concept and as a mother so unfortunately for Spider-silk I gotta become a canon event 😬 yeah pretty much at some point while fighting a villain I’m gonna die and return to the Realm of Death and reunite with my mom and learn all about my life and who/what I am.

• After dying and spending time with my mama I discover “new” powers (I’ve always had them they just had to be unlocked by me dying teehee). The main ones being I can’t die and I now regenerate like my father. It’s not really healing so much as it is my body reverts back to the moment before I died so that’s fun. Also she gifts me some sick chains that are used to chain souls down so that’s fun, they’re kind of psychic in visuals like I can make them float and stuff and sort of swing around with them the way Spider-silk does with her webs. Anyways after a few months with mom she tells me I should head back :( except now I can pretty much freely come and go like how Deadpool sees Death when he dies so it’s not so bad.

• Once I’m back up on Earth and in NYC I decide to stay hidden and start using my intended name of Wraith. I become like a vigilante in the public eye but in reality I’m just out collecting souls for my mom cause sometimes there are issues and they don’t go where they should, they latch onto people, people cheat death, etc etc. I don’t just mindlessly kill people basically dw guys. I do stop crimes that I come across cause why wouldn’t I? So when Spider-silk gets wind of me they’re kinda like on the fence about whether I’m actually a villain or not.

• This in between of Wraith and Deadpool (which I’m gonna refer to myself as Grimpool to distinguish between me and my dad) is the part where I’m the most fuzzy about details cause this whole “story” is taking place over multiple years this isn’t like month by month.

• But blah blah blah my identity is discovered, I reconcile with my friends, I legally become an actual human again with the help of the x-men cause ffs if I’m going to college I want my degree man I worked hard >:(. So now at this point in my life I think it’s time… to reunite with my father. Dun DUN DUNNN! I’m being dramatic but yeesh we do have some tense moments cause he’s like crazy and also a mercenary and he named me Circus who names their child Circus smh (*wink wink*). This feels like the time to mention Wade Wilson in my DR is based more on the video game Deadpool and not comic or movie Deadpool. So I’m sure you understand my apprehension getting to know him but he is an interesting person and I wanna bond over our shared immortality. So we meet and he really wants me to join the “family business” but I’m like “mm no thanks I’m literally a criminal psychologist why would I become a mercenary” but he says if I’m gonna continue hanging around superheroes and vigilantes then I should at least know how to fight, which, fair point. So he teaches me pretty much all he knows about fighting and now I’m a certified badass 😎 he also starts dubbing me Grimpool and sometimes we do go on missions together and I get my own suit so that’s fun.

~~~

There’s more details to this DR but nothing major so I don’t really feel the need to make this post longer lol. I hope you enjoyed this intro if you read this far and even if you didn’t thank you for reading this far 😭🙏

I also use this DR as kind of a “base” for other DRs such as The Boys and Gotham (the show, not just the city). So those might be more posts I make in the future. If you have any questions about this DR or the others feel free to hop in my inbox or ask in the comments or whatever 💞 I’m really excited to live this life so I’d love to talk about it. Oh I also might make a post just talking about what exactly my dream was like if anyone is interested, it was really lucid and I know some people in the shifting community are also interested in lucid dreaming so idk 🤷

[jealousmartini]

Yes it's me who jungkook asked to make ramen😭🫶🏻 ill put this emoji 🐤because jimin said he's happy that I'm shorter than him and I look like 🐤 compared to him😭

I'll love to answer the questions yes omg!

I'm more close to jungkook and Jhope definitely! I hangout most with jungkook because all we do is eat, go for shopping and stay up annoy the neighbours UNINTENTIONALLY 😭😭

I scripted that I am a soloist because don't want them boys to take my shine🙂‍↔️💅🏻however THEY KEEP HIJACKING MY PRACTICE STUDIO especially Jhope when he comes up with new moves 🙂man's won't let me practice at All!! Though I've been in my DR for solid 2 years and I've worked with Suga, Jimin, and now "working" with Jungkook new song (all we do is eat because we pigs 🐖) I get to go to their concerts so we close because of that.

I have THE FATTEST crush on Jimin and it shows because I was having a ✨️admiring him era✨️when I worked on a song and an MV with him, he had to get through the dance FOR MONTHES LMAO😭💅🏻Hobi won't let me live it down because he gets on my nerves INTENTIONALLY 🙂👏🏻

So this is sad to me because I've been planning to eat that apple since I got off my practice, usually I'd eat junk food but that day I just NEEDED to eat an apple and I kept it in my bag but I also had to get ready after practice because I had to film a what's in my bag with RM and guess who had decided to join HOBI! and I had put that shiney yammy red apple in my bag😭to eat but when we were filming I put it on side after j hope literally couldn't stop laughing that I had an apple in my bag. When I was busy showing the rest of the things he literally took that apple AND BIT IT! the way I gasped and got off my chair so fast😭running behind him while RM was like 🫢😳so it was caught on camera literally everyone kept making memes and I saw one meme that had the red riding hood clothes edited on Jhope and a grandma can in my hand as I was running behind him IT WAS FUNNY😭😭he did get me sliced apples as a gift in a plate that day😭and his fans would like send apples wrapped in gift papers as an apology on his behalf 😂😂😂i love AMRYS

LMFAO LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD IS TOO FUNNY☠️☠️☠️

THANK YOU FOR THE ANSWERS 🐤ANON!! THIS IS SO MOTIVATING FOR ME BECAUSE I WAS JUST YAPPING WITH MY TWIN ABOUT BTS AND OUR GIRL GROUP AND THE SIGNS WEVE BEEN SEEING IN THIS REALITY.

YOU AND JK EATING LIKE PIGS IS SO REALLL STOP. I AM LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FOODIE IN MY GROUP LIKE ANYTIME I GET A CHANCE TO EAT I DOUBLE THAT CHANCE AND DEVOUR IT WHOLE.

I also think that's pretty cool how you're a soloist. What company are you under? I'd guess Hybe/Bighit since you're incredibly close with BTS right? Plus Jimin saying you look like a chick might just be the cutest thing I've heard in a while🥹🥹 are you going through the whole crushing phase on Jimin rn then? Would you plan on getting together with him anytime soon? If so make sure to script Armys won't come for your throat for taking their Jimin LMAO😭☠️☠️

LOVED YOUR ANSWERS 🐤ANON, DONT BE AFRAID DROP MORE STORIES IF YOU HAVE ANY IN MY ASKBOX😋😋

[j0kers-light]

Three Steps Back

Ooooh this was the settling in phase chapters walking on eggshell around Joker. Good soup.

You were unable to come to terms on what almost happened between the two of you, so you decided to pretend that it didn't happen in the first place.

Who’s gonna tell her? 🥴

He wormed himself past your defenses in just a few day's time with minimal effort on his part. When did you lower your guard around him? One minute you were guiding him towards the bed, the next he was making a pass at you.

The man got rizz Y/n! Natural charisma n’ stuff. 🔥🔥

You never cared for the color green until you met Joker. He made the hue come alive and take on a much deeper meaning. In less than a week, you saw the color in everything.

Y/n you’re starting early on the “I might have feelings criteria.”

You couldn't get his eyes out of your head even if someone paid you to. How could something so dark and dangerous be so warm and inviting? Up close you didn't understand why the populace was terrified by his gaze; it was intense and gorgeous in your opinion. You could write essays on what you saw swirling within them.

I was down bad when I wrote this paragraph 👀

It was agreed upon that he would stay for two weeks until his stitches needed to be removed but you knew something would ruin that target date.

Gotta love foreshadowing. I wonder what would ruin the original two weeks deal?

You were stuck with him now. No take backies just because you couldn't handle your psychotic roommate trying to kiss you.

And they were roommates! 🤣

You just refused to fall for a guy like Joker. Simple as that.

Elsewhere, Joker was finishing up the breakfast hash you made him when he heard the loud crash in the main room. He tried his hardest not to panic as the silence dragged on but breathed a sigh of relief once he heard your sarcastic ramblings drift down the hall.

Why you panicking Joker? You’re not supposed to care, remember? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

He didn't know this interview had aired so he needed to watch every second to add anything said to his pre-existing notes. Some would say Joker was obsessed– he just considered himself a huge fan of your work and wanted to appreciate all the content you provided.

I would literally pass out if Joker was obsessed with my work or anyone for that matter. You wanna interview me?

He really spent two hours thinking about you. He really needed to get out of his room.

Certified simp!

“Don't worry that pretty little head of yours! For now on, I'll keep my hands to myself, bunny."

No he won’t. Ahhh he’s using that name we totally don’t like him using! It’s so cool to go back and see how we accepted Bunny as a nickname. Slowly but surely.

Call mom, she calls GCPD, the police swarm your apartment, both you and Joker are taken into custody. You confess he forced you to heal him and after a call to your lawyer, you'd be given a deal to save your own behind. You could write a story about your ordeal and make a fortune off of it while Joker rots away at Arkham Asylum. Roll credits.

This was so not how His Lighthouse was supposed to end hahaha 👀🫢

“Does that mean I can hold your hand?" He asked.

I’m not sure if Joker was teasing or being serious here.

Of course there were plenty of times he wanted to smother you with a pillow or stab you with a butter knife, or strangle you with his bare hands, but every time some unknown power steadied his hand.

😭😭 This is a good dive into Joker’s mind. He’s still an insane psychopath but he’s battling inner demons in order to begin loving Y/n.

He couldn't resist teasing you. "Ah, are you showering with me Bunny?"

Chaos are you hinting at a shower scene between these two!? Why yes I am!

His Lighthouse Re-Read Thread

Hey hi my loves!!! I've read my own story 14 million times but I never did an official reread thread so thank @jaysmentalspace for what's about to happen! 🖤✨

This will be an interactive thread. Yes, you can join in with your own comments, reblogs, whatever! I will start from chapter one and I guess, review/commentate my own story! I hope you enjoy the ride. There's gonna be fun facts, behind the scenes commentary, who knows. 🤷🏾‍♀️

His Lighthouse masterlist let's get started.

[ddejavvu]

using you as inspo!

since i can’t link as anon— your “sexualizing this old man” post.

say r is crushing Real Bad. so penny and the girls print that post out and cover r’s desk with it 🫢

omg one of my own posts!! i had to modify this to be just a teeny bit more realistic, bc i don't think the bureau would approve of their printers printing such filth </33

--

You swear you're listening. It doesn't matter that your eyes are on Hotch's forearms rather than his face, you can still hear the words coming out of his mouth. Everyone else is puzzled, staring at their own documents or up at the speaker. No one notices you, or at least, you don't think anyone does, and for that you're grateful.

There's a few theories swirling around in your brain that you aren't confident enough in to tell anyone about. With more evidence and insight into the case, you'll formulate them and hopefully even present one. But for now, you wait.

You spend your waiting time ogling Hotch even more, eyes tracing the curve of his chest and the way that his button-up molds tight to his tummy. His tie lays over his chest, the base of it tight around his collar and the tip of it resting just over-

You feel a buzz against your wrist, and you sneakily peer at the notification you've received on your phone. The bureau, in an effort to keep agents even more accessible, has granted you smart watches, and they come in handy for texting during meetings. They're much less conspicuous than phones, and you peek at what yours has to say.

PG: Stop sexualizing the old man, Y/N!!!!!!!

Before you can even glare at the bubbly blonde another text comes in: JJ: I don't even wanna know what's going through your head.

EP: Don't drool... on your shirt or on the seat 👀

That one breaks you. You choke on your own spit, frantically covering your mouth as seven heads turn your way. Three giggle and try to play it cool, but four look incredibly concerned, and Hotch's arm comes up to pat against your back.

"Are you okay?" He asks, frown deep set on his features.

"I'm good," You rasp, holding out a pathetic thumbs-up, "I'm- I'm good!"

"The old man..." Spencer squints at your watch from your opposite side, and your cheeks burn as you nearly break it trying to shut it off.

"Reid!" You hiss, "Don't read my texts!"

"Yeah, butt out, pretty boy!" Derek ruffles Spencer's hair, eager to get any teasing in that he can, "Hoping you'll find some juicy secrets?"

"I think I did," Spencer looks at you like a textbook he's studying, a proud smirk crossing his features as he turns back to his file folder, "Stay focused, Y/N. What were you saying, Hotch?"

[stillbreathing-aer]

im just gonna spam rq:

tasm and me freaking out about peter parker

yk normally notes would get this but since im here, tumblr will be subjected to my movie rants :)

this is literally just me commenting on the movie, like the whole movie, unless i stop randomly, unlikely, but could happen

the eyes. just LOOK AT HIS EYES YOU GUYS. SO PRECIOUS GKKDKCKKD

bye fangirling over another golden boy. golden retriever boy. kfkkdkdk

gone

this is a problem, how am i meant to function in society

BIEOKFK HES SO CUTE AND AWKWARD AND I JUST WANNA HUG HIM SO BAD

ckekd

save me

HE IS SUCH A SWEETHEART AND I AM DYING

ckdfkfdkkdkckdkskdk CUTIES

WHY DIDNT I WATCH THIS BEFORE

AWWWWWWWWWWW CKDKFKDKDK HES SKIPPING AWAY HOWICKEKKSKS

nah dude this is it for me, she says after saying that about the last three fictional golden boys

gone

THE HOLOS REMIND ME OF TONY man i miss that guy

goddammit pete- may :[

cksskdkk

oh shit- oh poor baby- no-

aw shit dude-

istfg ben better NOT fucking die trying to find peter

oop bad guy incoming

oh nvm

NO

ben

no

STOP

MF KILL THAT MAN

STFU

THAT BASTARD KILLED BEN

IM DONE FUCK THIS

YO WTF

NAH THATS NOT COOL NOT COOL AT ALL DUDE

WHAT THE BALLS MAN

i hope that man dies

AND THE LADT THING PETE SAID TO HIM, WAS WHEN THEY FOUGHT???? GONE DONE DEAD

YOU BETTER GET HIS ASS PETE

NO STOP THE VOICEMAIL-

i am so done w these GOOD FATHER FIGURES dying.

THIS I

oh my

pete lets uh

calm ourselves yeah?-

w no poor Akfkeifieekkwwkwkkwkwkwkekdkekekwkwk the h

THE HUG

GONE

IM GONNA CRY

TEARING UP CURRENTLY

that is so upsetting

EW GET YOUR GRUBBY ASS HANDS OFF OF Her

oh

uh

hm 🤭

oh shit

hes tonna drop him

oh

he got dropped nvm

HEHEHEHE THE MASK

thats so funny

hehehehehehe slay peter slay

SLAY GHE WEBS

oh shit he gonna jump

oh nvm hes just showing off his awesome handstand

like literally just one hand

🧍

what

PETER??

MASK???????

PETER??????????

look at him, little crime fighter

go white boy go

god

damn

how

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehe SLAY PETER SLAY.

LOOK AT HIM GO

so proud

hehe

DAYUM PETE SLAY LOOK AT YOU LITTLE FASHION DESIGNER

YOU GO KING

LOL

a cop? in

yeah what he said

hes so funny

HA HES SO FUNNY

ive seen this behind the scenes its so funny w/o the webs there

LOL ITS PRETTY FUNNY BRO

aw how kind of him to give him breathing holes

oh no hes getting cocky 🧍

thats never good 🧍

wow nice going pete-

what a little weirdo /pos

may has to know

oh jeez pete your memory its failing you buddy

aw pete-

aw may- ;-;

peter- :/

lizard incoming 🫢🫢

yo are you stalking him?

rude

i love having trouble processing audio w/o captions

aw gwen :']

shes so sweet

i love her

AWWWWWW SHES ASKING HIM OUT BJDKKFFKDK

gone i love them

ayo lizard time?

PETER PARKER YOU FUCKING HEARTTHROB

GWEN STACY YOU ADORABLE SWEETHEART

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW THEYRE SO CUT EMCKDKVKKRKDKDK

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH HER DAD IS THE CHIEF HAHSHAHSAHHSHAHSHAH

hi mr i dont know your name scientist man

why is your arm so slimy

🧍

oop

he do be transforming though

hehehehehehehehe cuties

wow what a large family you guys have

very cooool and probably insufferable

pete 🧍

oh lord pete

pete read the room??

peter??

peter????

peter??????

DONT YOU LIKE GWEN BUD???

MAYBE DONT MAKE BEEF WITH HER DAD???????

OR MAKE YOUR BIAS ON PETERMA- SPIDERPARKE- I MEAN UNNAMED SUPER DUDE

AW THEYRE CUTE

fkdkdkkddkdkdkdkdkk

KISS??????????????

kfdkkdkskkkdkfkk

they are so cute

im so gone

fkdkkfkdkvkvofkdksofkekkdkfkssksm

LMAO DONT JUMP THAT WOULD BE TRAUMATIC

AGO EMJFKDKFDKKFKDKCKDKDKSWKDKKFKDKEKEKFKDKKDKDKDKDK AYOOOOO PETER PRKER YOU SMOOTH MAN

cldkfkdkkvdkkf

gone

gone done

goen

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

UTIES

cuties

gone

pete dont jump 💀

oh jesus

ahh lizard man is on the loose 💃

wait did he even try the oher door????

MY MANS WAS JUST WEARING IT UNDER ALL THAT????

oh wow

he is gonna be forever traumatized by bridges from now in

NO THE POOR KID GIDKFK

AW PETE-

GONE GONNA CRY

AW PETER MAN I LOVE YOU

AW PETER

aw shit dude

FKDKFKEKDKEKEKEKEKWKE

AW SHIT

OKAY FUCKING GOOD BRO

IF THAT KID FELL I WOULDVE FUCKING BOUNCED BRO NO MORE FOR ME

thank god

HES SPIDERMAN.

HE IS SPIDERMAN.

poor lizard man (?)

this city stans spiderman

SHE KNOWS

MAY KNOWS

they are adorable

look at his goofy little smile

THEIR EYES. THEIR EYES VKSKGFSK

what a dumbass

sorry, dumbasses, plural

sorry, cutest dumbasses

damn scientist man you look like a mess

scientist man and peter man you both arent being very subtle about this

otto in the ps4 spiderman game gives lizard scientist man energy

dr curt connors?

now i know your name funky scientist man

lil lizard boys

oh funky lil lizard boys i see

damn connors youve become a crazy basement man

🧍

all that video for nothing

hehe the web is so cool

oh man thats so sick

the vibrations from the webs

thats awesome

oop youre being surrounded peter man

oh

how

WEIRD ASS TAIL OKAY

EW THE CLAWS EXTENDED FURTHER???? THAT WAS GROSS

man well i hated that

i

pete

you

really just left your name on the camera like that

damn pete-

aw gwen fkdk-

hehehehe so cute

i love you gwen stacy

wow those are really bad pete

TH EYES

the eyes

gone

ckdkfkdkdk

ckdkdkdkcdk

gkdkfkdkgkskkckdkd

they are

so fucking cute

im

gnna

spontaneously combust

as msuch as i think that you should sleep over bud may is gonna be pissed

oh but they are so cute :[

jfdjdjdjj

they are adorable

aw pete-

i love you gwen stacy and peter parker

god they are SO CUTE

im gonna stop living /j

youre losing it connors

welp

good luck peter man

THE BATHROOM?????

jesus connors

welp

i

did he really just mKe a bomb

WOOOOOOOOO I LOVE THAT SUIT

i feel like the peter in the ps4 game is a lot like andrews peter

and i am here for it

ew that regen on the tail was gross as

GWEN??????

GIRLY????

oh shit slay pete

god they are so cute it is almost insufferable

STAN LEEEESEEEEE I MISS YOU KING

pete buddy wheres your mask

oh

its in your hamd thats my bad

aw shit yeah those poor kids- theyre all traumatized

oh i hope this doesnt become one of those scenarios where the sweetheart becomes a cocky bastard :/

it better not ill be so sad

i doubt it will cause peter is the super boy so narratively that cannot be allowed to be permanent :D

so if he does, he'll redeem himself hopefully

i

connors is that a lab coat?

damn well theyre all dead now

unfortunate

oh

not dead

just

welp

thats unfortunate

.....

welp

lmao those people in the bg just staring at him on the call

gwen you cant die yet

i know you dont die yet

thats

yeah

that sucks

cmon peter get up

come on peter wake up???????

I DONT LIKE THIS PETER WAKE UP

oh

nah its fine

aw shit pete

so many people know his face by now and i love it

that one post where its like an unspoken rule that even if youve seen spidermans face you cant reveal it is amazing

oh 🧍

i thought he was gonna

ingeresting

peter how mang days has it been since youve seen may

AWWWWWWWWW PEOPLE HELPING HIM IS THE SWEETEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

STOP THATS SO NICE

AW NO POOR PETE GISKFKDKDK

BYE IM GONNA CRY THATS SO NICE

GKSGJDJVKSKKVKDKF STOP WHAT

SHUT UP IM GONNA CRY

anyways

FISKGKDJFJN SLAY

GONE IM SO HAPPY

NO IF HE DIES I WILL CRY.

yes slay pete saved the day BUT IF GWENS DAD DIES I WILL FIGHT SOMEONE

sorry lizard man connors

IM GONNA FIGHT SOMEONE

NAH BRO

GONE

what in the hell

damn welp

bring him back this isnt funny

i hate this place

thats fucked man

anyways i got distracted

ben i miss you

ayo spidercave??

STOP DID HE JUST SYA THAT PETERS HIS HERO

stop that was cute w flash

anyways, thanks for coming to my ted talk that is being posted on tumblr cause i cant copy/paste the whole thing :)