#but like...killua just wanders around attacking Big Business and Gon sorta just learns to let him

[sunderedazem]

Killugon hero/villain AU (honestly? Megamind-inspired)

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Prompt # 1473 from @humdrummoloch on tumblr!

“Can’t you just steal it?”

“I’m a supervillain, not a petty criminal.”

It was definitely always a surprise to see Godspeed out of the specially-constructed jail cell that Metropolis City always tried (and failed) to imprison him in, but what honestly caught Gon more off guard than anything was how ordinary Godspeed looked in normal civilian clothes. And Godspeed was anything but ordinary. He should have recognizable on sight to most of Metropolis City’s population. But from the cheerful way he was chatting happily away with the redheaded store clerk, it was more than obvious that nobody else had recognized him.

It was weirdly reminiscent of how not a single soul had ever recognized Gon as Jajanken, despite his only identity protection being a lazy mask that only barely covered his cheekbones and forehead. It seemed they had the same strange anonymity cloaking them at all times, the veil Gon had never been able to puzzle out.

Ah well. He had a job to do. Sort of.

Gon started walking, the half-filled shopping basket in the crook of his arm creaking with tension as he wound his way through racks of clothing towards the chatty prison escapee and the young cashier currently scanning at least twelve boxes of chocolate on his scanner. Amber eyes blinked owlishly at the amount of chocolate in shock, sliding silently into line behind the whippetlike man he’d only just sent to jail again last week. Godspeed didn’t seem to notice him, watching eagerly as the smiling cashier rang up his order and gave him a basket stocked high with chocolate milk, varied types of chocolate candies and cereals, and at least one discounted chocolate bunny left over from the holiday two weeks ago.

Gon stared, mildly horrified by the quantity of chocolate his ultimate nemesis was apparently able to consume. No wonder the guy could move so fast, with that amount of sugar in his system. Eating that much candy should be a crime.  Especially given the perpetrator.

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