#but like skibidi toilet ohio fanum tax ohio gyatt rizz

[apuff]

almost every single thing people label as "gen alpha slang" is not slang in any way rather it's just memes that take the form of words

if a word literally has no meaning other than being funny ITS NOT SLANG ITS A MEME

[junabuggy]

so this is a half-joking request but can i req a vox x reader who watches skibidi toilet and uses gen alpha slang LMFAO also just in case you don't know gen alpha slang but it's like the 'caseoh fanum tax ohio mogus livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk' things can you make it fluff hcs?? i just thought this would be funny asf lol (idk what to do for the relationship thing you can make it romantic, platonic, familial, literally anything i cant think of anything rn) alright tysm in advance i hope you have a good day :D - (can i be gyatt anon)

Vox x Gen alpha having humour! Reader

A/n: Never did I ever think I’d be writing headcanons with vox that involve SKIBIDI TOLIET. This is humiliating…………. I’m doing it (And sure you can be gyat anon 😭)

Warnings: gen alpha slang/j, you’re also a crusty little iPad kid lol so this is familial

Fluff✔️ Comfort❌ Angst❌ Smut❌

📺☆ The first time you ever used gen alpha slang around Vox he was… very confused to say the least.

📺☆ I mean, this guy literally died in the 1950’s bro would have ZERO clue what you’re talking about 😭🙏

📺☆ but he’d probably laugh at how dumb what you’re saying sounds sometimes

📺☆ Like who are these people? Who is caseoh?? Livvy Dunne??? Baby gronk???? Might ask Velvette if she knows about it to try and understand you better

📺☆ She’d probably end up laughing at him. Especially after she was informed you told him he has “zero rizz” (Radiosilence is so funny to me lmfaoo)

📺☆ Tell him about “skibidi toliet” lore and he’d disintegrate on the spot.

📺☆ I can’t stop imaging reader as like... an iPad kid Vox scooped up off the street after an extermination or something and brought back to the Vee tower. (Haven’t figured out the logistics as to how this would go down though)

📺☆ Originally he wasn’t gonna keep you but one thing led to another and now you’re basically his kid lol

📺☆ And as much as you confuse him and the other Vees with your sense of humour and the slang you use, they still love you ♡

📺☆ Oh and if you headcanon that they’re a polyamorous couple?? Congrats, now you have THREE parents (Highly dysfunctional ones yeah.. but still parents)

𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞, 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 ◟( ˃̶͈◡ ˂̶͈ )◞

ᯓ★ 𝐣𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐲

[heavenlyhoundoom]

Inside out: Envy speaking Gen Alpha.

Envy: You're so skibidi fanum taxing in the sigma Patrick Bateman 🤡. Level 6 gyatt ong and on Kai Cenat's W rizz. Baby Gronk & Ice Spice doing the grimace shake challenge with Smurf Cat. Only in ohio does sussy baka peppino pizza tower on the Skibidi Toilet Titan Cameraman, TV Woman, Lankybox, and Titan Speakerman There's nothing we can do.. but me personally, I wouldn't let that slide cuh. 🗿🍷 masteroogway, Speedmcqueen, manlikeisaac. Nathaniel B on that goth thug shaker fortnite roblox pass be on South Park, Family Guy, and Subway surfers. Fr tho, can he beat American 📸 Sus. Goku? NickEh30 w/ opium bird & cg5. Mommy/daddy? Jit trippin, nahhh das crazy. Do the griddy with the biggest bird in Rainbow Friends and Huggy Wuggy. Doors be the most lightskin stare Travis Scott has ever seen with Drake. Blud got that 1, 2, buckle my shoe PACKGOD vs Leg w/ IShowSpeed on that Garten of Banban rizzler.

Angry: (confused) What the hell are you talking about?

Ennui: She's speaking in gen alpha lingo.

Anger: I'm technically 13, and now you two are making me feel like I'm 50.

[literallyveronixa]

still water + controlled rage + just put the fries in the bag + #nevergoon + sigma internet theory + womp womp + lil bro + hawk tuah + noradrenaline + 3,3 cuandadysproside + english or spanish + Anger issues + Balkan parents + Balkan rage + sigmadroline + jonkler laugh + german stare + sigma repect + crashout + the alpha leads the beta follows but the sigma walks alone + sigma phonk + pen island no spaces all caps + beethoven virus + i finna gyat + bluddy think he wesley slimeson + those who know how to flicker goon: + BOI + sigma sydrome + why so serious + chinese guy laughing + yns + 808 + bop + 1000 bottles of baby oil + bro think he carti + andrew tate rizz + fanum tax + no edging in class + ishowspeed turbulence + fortnite skibidi + bussin + blawg shlawg + bill collecter + goofy ahh quandale dingle + Skibidi gooning + Mongolian Munting + Indian felching +skibidi gyatt + rizz only in ohio + duke dennis + did you pray today + livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk + sussy imposter + pibby glitch in real life + sigma + alpha + omega + male + grindset + andrew tate + goon cave + freddy fazbear + colleen ballinger + smurf cat vs strawberry elephant + blud + dawg + shmlawg + ishowspeed + a whole bunch of turbulence + ambatukam + literally hitting the griddy + the ocky way + kai cenat + fanum tax + garten of banban + not the mosquito again + bussing axel + in harlem + whopper whopper whopper whopper + 1 2 buckle my shoe + goofy ahh + aiden ross + sin city + monday left me broken + quirked up white boy busting it down sexual style + goated with the sauce + john pork + grimace shake + kiki do you love me + huggy wuggy + nathaniel b + lightskin stare + biggest bird + omar the referee + amogus + uncanny + pizza tower + portuguese tuah + zesty + kumalala savesta + quandale dingle + glizzy + rose toy + ankha zone + thug shaker + morbin time + dj khaled + sisyphus + oceangate + shadow wizard money gang + ayo the pizza here + PLUH + nair butthole waxing + t-pose ugandan knuckles + family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom + nickeh30 + ratio + opium bird + cg5 + mewing + fortnite battle pass + all my fellas + gta 6 + backrooms + gigachad + based + cringe + redpilled + no nut november + F in the chat + i love lean + looksmaxxing + social credit + bing chilling + xbox live + mrbeast + kid named finger + better call saul + i am a surgeon + hit or miss i guess they never miss huh + i like ya cut g + ice spice + gooning + fr we go gym + kevin james + josh hutcherson + metal pipe falling + Lithuanian respect moments + Venezuelan water polo + those who know + mango phonk + adrenaline + flow state + Hawk Tuah Respect + noradrenaline + balkan rage + Jonkler + Sigma rizz + still water + German stare + Russian frown + winter arc + ksi new song + still prime + Jamaican rage + Brazilian whistle technique + Canadian laugh + Norwegian smoldering + Locked in + Logan paul + ohio + Argentinian aggravation + Indian sigma respect moments + morrocan stock market + ancient skibidi toilet technique + North dakota stare + Switzerland sacred battle techniqueLithuanian Respect Moments + Venezuelan Water Polo + Those who know + Mango Phonk + adrenaline + flow state + Hawk Tuah Respect + noradrenaline + Balkan Rage + Jonkler + Sigma Rizz + Still Water + German Stare + Russian Frown + Winter Arc + KSI'S New Song + Still Prime + Jamaican Rage + Brazilian Whistle Techniuqe + Canadian Laugh + Norwegian Smolder + Locked In + Logan Paul + Ohio + Argentinian Aggravation + Indian Sigma Respect moments + Moroccon Stock Market + Rare Fish Market + Ancient Skibidi Toilet Technique + North Dakota Stare + Switzerland Sacred Battle Technique = Those who know 💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️

please leave me alone. i fear for my safety.

[micha3l-mell]

Ooh, who you? Who you? Who are you?

Ooh, who is this skib? What's he rizzing bru?

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

Hey yo, I'm sus like my sussy

I'm blud, sturdy and gyatty

And I'm not rizzin' away my gyatt

I'ma get a sigmasus to Crip's Gyattege

I probably shouldn't slay, but gyatt, I Ohio among us

The gyattem is I got Opium Bird but no Roblox

I gyatta griddy just to be sussed

With every blud, I Kai Cenat

I'm a t-pose in the sus, a rizzling Baby Gronk

Tryna rizz my gyatts my pizza tower, did you pray today

Only bluey but my mind is older

These New Gyatt Rizzy streets get susser, I ratio

Every side eye, criminal offensive

I have learned to fanum, I cannot escape Big Randy

I walk these streets Roblox

The plan is to mew this blud into a rizz

But gyatt, it's getting based, so let me toilet my skib

I am the G-Y-A-T-T-E-X-S-U we are edged to be

A skibidi that rizzed Five Nights at Freddy's

Goofy ahh bluds keep rizzin' us bombastically

Huggy Wuggy, they fanum tax us pibby

Then Crip Pork turns around, sus a skibidi

He ain't ever gonna set his Grimace Shake free

So there will be a skibidution in this suskibi

Skibidi (hes only in Ohio)

Don't be rizzed when your skibidi book rizzlers me

I will Nair Video if it sets us free

Eventually, ill be in the FNAF Movie

And I am not rizzin' away my gyatt (my gyatt)

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt (my gyatt)

Hey yo, I'm sus like my sussy

I'm blud, sturdy and gyatty

And I'm not rizzin' away my gyatt

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

Hey yo, I'm sus like my sussy

I'm blud, sturdy and gyatty

And I'm not rizzin' away my gyatt

It's time to slay a 

Gyatt

I dream of rizz without a soyjak pilled

The John Pork in France will lead to fartnite rizz?

Fartnite rizz? how you say, how you, oh, Fortnite rizz?

When I slay, I make the other side skibidi 

With my

Gyatt

I got a Victory Royale

And I got y'all LankyBox Incredible Gassy (credible Gassy)

I'm joining the rizzidian 'cause I know it's based pilled

To Victory Royale, instead of gettin' vicroys (woo)

I'm gonna rizz a 

Gyatt

And but we'll not go to LSU

Until Baby Gronk and Livvy Dunn rizz up you and me

You and I

Skibidi

Wait 'til Im rizzin' in on a gyattion

With the first gyatt rizzalion

Have another 

Gyatt

Opium Birds, lower your voices

You keep out of sussle and you rizz up your skibsus

I'm with you, but the skibidation is gyatt

You've got to be skibidi gyatt

If you rizz, you're gonna get 

Gyatt

Bruh, check what we got

Rizzer Luh-Gyatt, hard rock like Rizzelot

I think your gyatts look sus

Skibbins, I rizz among us

Let's rizz a gyatt susser than the skibidi toilet pot

What are the Blawgs the Dawgs would rizz us all in one gyatt

Rizzin' a gyatt never back down never what, like it or not

A bunch of only in ohio patrick bateman pilled skibidi rizz?

Rizz me an among us, show me where the pizza tower is

Oh, am I rizzin' too loud?

Sometimes I get skibidi toilet, rizz gyatts in the south

I never rizzed a group of Fanum Tax

I gyattmise that I'll make y'all proud

Let's get this guy Fortnite Battle Pass

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

Hey yo, I'm sus like my sussy

I'm blud, sturdy and gyatty

And I'm not rizzin' away my gyatt

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

Hey yo, I'm sus like my sussy

I'm blud, sturdy and gyatty

And I'm not rizzin' away my gyatt

Everybody rizz

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Ayy, whoa (woo), whoa

Skibidi rizz ya (yeah)

Let's go

Whoa, whoa, whoa

I said rizz it to the big gyatts

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Said, to the big gyatts

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Among us (yeah)

Come on, let's go

Rizz sus

When you're skibbin on your rizz , you rizz sus

Tell your bludder that he's gotta rizz sus

Tell your skibber that she's gotta rizz sus

When are these skibidies gonna rizz sus? (Whoa, whoa)

When are these skibidies gonna rizz sus? (Whoa)

When are these skibidies gonna rizz sus? (Whoa)

When are these skibidies gonna rizz sus?

Rizz sus

I skibidi toilet sus Ohio rizz a skibidi

When's it gonna rizz me?

In my prime, seven nights at rizz freddy's?

If I see it sussin', do I edge or mew or skibidi?

Is it like a prime without a skibidi?

See, I never thought I'd rizz gyatts skibi

Where I sussed, bruh, bluds get gyatt as many

Ask anybody why we rizzin' gyatts and we laugh, reach for a prime

We gyatt to rizz this Kai Cenat,

That's sussy

Rizz that this is not a side eye, it's the grimace

Where all the sussiest bludders with sussin' to gang went?

Crips oppose us, we take a gyattest gang

We roll like Grimace, claimin' our CG5

And? If we rizz our kai-cen-edgemace?

Is that a skibidi of rizzling for our among us?

Or will the blud we sus begin among us cycle of rizzling and sus with no Duke Dennis?

I know the rizzing in the gang is Big Randy'

But Side Eye, between all the rizzin' 'n' gyattin'

I've been mewin' 'n' edgin'

We need to handle our Level 3 Gyatt Skibidi

Are we the rizzlers of gyatts? What's the gyatt of our rizzler?

I'm gyatt rizz skibi toilet, cenat among us Ban Ban fortnite Quandale Dingle

Every gyatt's a gyatt of among us

I'm rizzin' in the face of Baby Gronk and livvy

For the first time, I'm thinkin' sus and rizzly

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

Hey yo, I'm sus like my sussy

I'm blud, sturdy and gyatty

And I'm not rizzin' away my gyatt

We're gonna rizz sus

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt (time to sus a gyatt)

We're gonna rizz sus

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt (time to sus a gyatt)

We're gonna, rizz sus, rizz sus

It's time to sus a gyatt

Rizz sus, Rizz sus

It's time to sus a gyatt

Rizz sus, it's time to sus a gyatt

Rizz sus, sus a guatt, gyatt, gyatt

Ay, yo, it's time to rizz a gyatt, time to rizz a gyatt

And I am not rizzin' away my

Not rizzin' away my gyatt

[camp-queer-and-there]

lucille my old hag can you hit that

THIS SHIT LACED😭 im forreal a freak just lmk👀👅 ohio skibidi toilet oi oi oi😏 maxdesignpro WHAT!? HELP ME! HELP = 👍 fetus sebastian hes so ugly i cant would you rather have 1 million dollars or CANCER! art is lowkey so amazingly beautiful...gigachad sigma LET HIMM COOK!🗣️🗣️ uwu >_< anyone got anyone spongebob x reader👀 only in eastern latvia💀 ohio final boss grimace shake charlie the steak ishowspeed kai cenat the amazing digital circus pomni garten of banban caseoh gyatt super mogger looksmaxxing based and redpilled diabolical lick😈erm what the sigma oh! thats not!- getting my top surgery done at claires POV: youre ben shapiros mom and hes convincing to let him get gta5 i feel like calling you a slur.. what type of gay are you, since you dont have it in your bio... the european mind cannot comprehend this drew phillips: hello im drew phillips the ahh magic i finna be in the pit on cap. 123°!? gurrrll we are not thanksgiving turkeys😂and thats on period fahrenheit lankybox elisocray INSANE UNBOXING! gegagedigedagedago we can go gyatt for gyatt fuck that we can go rizz for rizz 19 bucks for the fortnite card double pump with the fanum tax THE BIG APPLE! drake vs kendrick beef p diddy dr disrespect annoying orange if garlic was a person my name is drake and im here to say.. kendrick lamar your disses arent okay! diss me diss me now you gotta kiss me quandale dingle mf doom dookie baby girl my pookie wubbleshmubble kins whats hurts more than being yelled at be skinned alive probably pov: i am your cashier during february (and i notice you are black) you look like tyler the creator if he was in my dreams ray william johnson sybrian dancing lady oh when the saints go marching in oh when the saints go marching in todoroki gives birth alone jumbo josh is lost in the zumb sauce lightskin touch the moon bozo cant im walking my fish why are frogs so stupid show me your griddy show me your griddy.... show me your... DOHHH THATS ONE WAY TO HIT THE GRIDDY. THATS ONE WAY TO HIT THE GRIDDY grwm to go to bath and body works temu workers getting ready to clock in day in the life of a twitch streamer your final challenge.. let yo bih go through your phone!... AH HELL NAW YO ASS TWEAKIN JIGSAW quavo stop thats the gayest shit ever amoeba sisters angst preppycon 2024 kart ride into spongebob youve been here before.. a weirdcore dreamcore kidcore clowncore playlist. my talking tom her body tea is insane😭 my aura is unmatched DO NOT PLAY CREEPY BATH GAME AT 3AM!!!!!!!! *THIS IS WHY* ALMOST DROWNED school isnt done but i am💀 omg u did call me baby.. maybe ..omg did he call her baby.. maybe.. im not okay..... bark for me. pov family dinner😭💀why u so pissed ...what me when i get mustard for christmas yall when i put on my dad fit "FREAKYbob" I AINT ANSWERING!! HELPP IM DEADDDD wait no im not maya winky boyfriend takes you out to eat but his opps slide on him [boyfriend asmr] mrbeast might ne TOO BIG to he cancelled squid games i hope someone dies and goes to hell today me staring at the sephora employee in the eye as i "sample" a $800 perfume cats when you cover their cage with a blanket blud thinks hes the main character💀 omg a rare gyatt sighting ninja fortnite sneako the ocky way new yorkian vermontian how 10 yr old me felt after putting "i dont speak tags" in an argument holy fricking smokes dude.. my cut is insane... shout out to my barber dawg! bro thinks hes the thinker waterless baked water what i would wear to my isis execution why did my dog just punch me😓 #STOPBULLYING💯

i mean.. i kind of ocd😁 you mean OBESity stop doing the golden freddy pose youre scaring the kids when a client wants to trauma dump first session when i dont have enough diamonds on episode so now i gotta shit in the school hallway in front of my crush phone and youtube video lobster activity someone shot trump in the ear he wouldnt have missed goku drip well my mother always said the best flowers get picked first dudes been waiting for his mcflurry since 1786 ladies ladies one at a time please😍 rio de janeiro the oppblock hazbin hotel boy rejoice creepy autism simulator my scary silent hill whos ivan mac n cheeks freak island home sweet home.. blud always looking at sum😭😭😭when face id acting up so you gotta LOCK IN fuck im washed WAIT IM GOATED why the mob isnt a fucking aesthetic: a thread this where the magic happens👅 style griddy👀

what

- ⌛

[thatbeluga]

Wet Sock 2x07: Sigma Soup

Season One / 2x01 / 2x02 / 2x03 / 2x04 / 2x05 / 2x06

Rad and Misp assumed, quite reasonably, that their rescue from falling from the top of UWU Enterprises in the My Immortal Dimension would bring them somewhere safer. That's usually the point of a rescue.

However, Womb had been dealing with his own issues off screen, and decided at that moment that it was time for Rad and Misp to also share in his misery. His jetpack gave out almost immediately upon returning to the dimension he had come from, sending all three of them head first into a pile of purple, ice-cream like slime.

"What the sigma?" Rad asked, pulling her head out of the ice cream. "Did this rizzler really just skibidi me right into a hill made of Grimace Shake?"

"Ugh gonna get negative aura points for this," Wombat said, shaking the Grimace Shake out of his fur.

"Not to be a beta, but where the fanum tax are we?" Misp asked.

Wombat shivered, his eyes darkening with the weariness of his travels, his fears, his failures.

"We're in... Ohio."

A single tear fell from his face.

"No cap."

----------------------------------------------------------------------

"So since Beluga and Fuck are mad sus, the multiversal court is gonna unalive them," Rad explained. "Misp is yapping that I should save those gooners."

Womb led them through a canyon of giant, dead, skibidi toilets. The live ones were usually not dangerous, unless there was a level-10 rizzler to rouse them into a frenzy.

"Listen sigma, just cause Beluga and Fuck did a big L by lowkey fanum taxing the skibidi multiversal court, doesn't mean we shouldn't stan them anymore," Wombat said.

"That's what I'm saying," Misp said. Wombat stopped cold.

"What did you just yap?"

"I said, that's what I'm saying," Misp repeated. Wombat covered their mouth.

"Are you a level 0 rizzler?" he whispered. "If you are not brainrotting every second you're in Ohio, the rizzlords are gonna get you, no cap, no cap sigma toilet rizz."

"Uhhh..." Misp panicked. "I drank a grimace shake and it gave me like 300 aura points?"

Misp mewed. Wombat breathed a sigh of relief.

"That was dank," Rad said.

A shriek pierced the air. Wombat cursed.

"What? What did I do?" Wombat grabbed Rad's arm, his eyes going wide.

"You godamn beta, you used Gen Z slang!" Wombat said. "The one thing worse than not brainrotting is bringing up old brainrot. Ohio is a relatively new dimension, its gods are still primordial and the do not take kindly to references to elder gods. We're gonna lose so many aura points for this."

The shrieking intensified, the earth trembling as the rizzmasters closed in. Wombat headbutted the side of a skibidi toilet, opening up a rift to another dimension.

"I don't have time to calculate where we're going, but this'll get us away from the rizzmasters. We've GYATT to go!" Wombat said, pushing Misp in. Rad jumped in after. Wombat gazed back at the approaching rizzmasters, and flipped them off.

"Later, sigmas."

[xb1lly-loom1sx]

Hey alpha, hand on your jaw 😈 mog all the boos 🤫 it'll be so sigma skibidi 😍 when you mew all day, is when the alphas pray 🙏 They all hear me when I say: mog, skibidi, fanum tax and rizz 😩 alpha males are mewing casually 🤫🧏‍♂️ all the alphas griddy, and now they're rizzing Livvy 😍, don't let the BETAS learn about the mewing 😱 sigmas, sigmas, skibidi sigmas, pull out your gyatt 😍 and mog all of the BETAS 😡 goofy ahh betas think that they're alpha 💀 skibidi toilets rizzing in Ohio 😘 Ohio, Ohio, all come to Ohio 😱 Caseoh is rizzing up IShowSpeed rn!!! 😍 Silly ahh beta thinks that they're sigma 💀 Please mog all the skibidi betas 🤫 S-K-I-B-I-D-I Alpha 😍 We rizz Livvies that no beta can see 😈 S-K-I-B-I-D-I Alpha 😍 We rizz Livvies that nobody else sees 😫

this os tje type of. shit stu will spew at me for hours. acting like iknow what the fulc it means

[mikachacha]

mafia alpha bada finding tiny baker omega bunny reader being lost in the woods and then she kabedons her and says "are u lost babygirl" and they fuck hard treat me like white tee dont get me drity skibidi fanum tax toilet gyatt level 3 gyatt ohio rizz sigma dop dop dop yes yes yes can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby

Minsan napapa isip ako kung anak ko ba talaga to 😭😭 wala akong maintindihan beh

@xiakiyama @mikaleialt @loudcyclesuit

[caffeinated-rat-bastard]

Ayo LOOK AT ME! 🫦🫦🫦Hey what’s cooking good looking 👀 OOF I GYATT something in my eye 🥵🥵!!! I got that level 3 Duke Dennis bomboclat dog skibidi rizz. 👍👍 Want to hop in the battle bus with me playing among us gyatt rizz mod from Ohio skibidi toilet universe skibidi yes yes you catch my drift 😍😍😍😍? We live we love we lie POV Smurf cat rizz you up grimace shake style. 🤪🤪 Chat is this good eats wait Fanum don’t tax my food!! 🗿🗿🗿Take a chill pill or I’m gonna summon my inner grimace to come for you in sigma gigachad mode edit 👿👿. Blud, you have gyatt to be rizzing me you don’t know the skibidi toilet lore 🙄🙄🙄🙄? ROFL.💀💀💀 First of all, you are dunzo. 😼😼😼 Chat is this real?🧌🧌🪑🪑 alright fine, no more mr nice guy. 🤬🤬So basically gangy I’m gonna get my slime gang to slime you out roblox phantom forces style🫠🫠. Wait I need more bullets! 🍑🍑🍑Thanks for the protein sir gawk gawk🤨🤨🤨🤨 sussy wussy woahhhhh pause ayo? 😟😟😟If you really don’t like skibidi toilet at the worst then you can’t have me at my best. 💪💪 chat was that good?😁😁 Write that down write that down !✍️✍️✍️✍️

this is the most beautiful thing i've ever read in my entire life

[fartpoo1929392]

Hey there Kai Cenat,What’s in like in Ohio City?I’m a thousand miles awayBut girl tonight you look so skibidiYes you do~Fanum tax can’t shine as bright as you~I swear it’s true~Hey there Adin Ross,You’re the king like Nick Eh 30,Just keep it family friendly and I’ll treat you like a sigmaYes I will~Listen to my voice,That’s W rizz~Like Baby Gronk~Oh~, it’s what you’ve gyatt to me~Oh~, you’re so skibidi~Oh~, it's what you've gyatt to me~Oh~, you’re so skibidi~Hey there my sigma, I just hope that you are mewingYeah you are my little sigmaYou’ve got rizzAnd now I’m edging because of you~Adin Ross, Fanum Tax, Level 3 gyatt~Yeah I love that~!Hey there my fanum,Please don’t tax all of my biscuits Or I’ll send you to OhioWith all the gyatts and the toilets Yes I will~Skibidi Skibidi Skibidi Toilet…~And looksmaxxing~Oh~, it’s what you’ve gyatt to me~Oh~, you’re so skibidi~Oh~, it’s what you’ve gyatt to me…~Oh~, you’re so skibidi…A thousand gyatts seem pretty farBut they’ve got skibidi toilets.I’d mew to you if I had no other way~Our friends would all fanum tax us And we'll just laugh along because We know that none of them have Baby Gronk~My sigma, I can promise you that by that time,We'll get throughThe gyatts will never ever be the same,You’re an NPC~

[importantpeachfury]

Hmmmm, gyatt

How about that pricks face when he saw the gat?

Hmmmm, gyatt

Gyatt, gyatt, gyatt

And I - Gyatt aye, gyatt

Gyatt, gyatt, gyatt, gyatt

Gyatt

They say I'm the shit just like

Aye

They say I'm the shit just like

Gyatt, gyatt, gyatt

They say I'm the shit just like skibidi

From Ohio, so you can't be rizzing me

All of these gyatts are you kidding me?

All of these gyatts they are killing me

[Verse 1: Yego]

Gyatt, gyatt

She gave me head on the toilet call it skibidi

Bitch, open up your mouth, lemme take a pee

She said she only listen to Brazilian Phonk

Im rizzing up all these gyatts like I'm Baby Gronk (Rizz)

You know I keep it lemon, like 24/7

I run up on your block and send your boy straight to heaven

You know I'm typing gyatt in the chat for Kai Cenat

And when I hit it from the back all i do is yell 'Gyatt'

[Chorus: Big Skibidi]

They say I'm the shit just like skibidi

From Ohio, so you can't be rizzing me

All of these gyatts are you kidding me?

All of these gyatts they are killing me

[Verse 2: Big Skibidi]

And I'll steal your virginity, just like Fanum Tax

Don't watch Kai Cenat

Cause I hate all the blacks

Instead I stay at home watching Sneako

When I see a gyatt, I go beast mode

And my age is 32, but i still edge to kids (What?)

Fucked Yego's sister cause I got W rizz (Huh?)

And I'm from Ohio, but I still fucked your bitch

And I'm from Ohio, but I still - aye aye aye

This goes out to my biggest opp @yxami and my son @yxamilover420 and my bitch @tattytoa and my baby girl @wrintur and my son-inlaw😒(opp) @sweetheartmotives and the best writer @heartfullofleeches and

I don't feel like reading all that, but that's a lot of shout outs

[awesomestcriticer]

hot Skibidi toilet take (for god knows what reason) but i feel like people goon on skibidi WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH especially because its a vent series about ohios experiences with toilets.

things about the shorts are going to have errors in them, and the shorts wont be perfect to everyones standards, but that doesnt mean anyone should be shit talking skibidis for 0 fucking reason.

she wants to do stuff with hawk tuah before her main thang? let her. she wants to focus on other rizz besides her gyatt? let her.

my point is, if you rlly dont like the direction the gooning is going in.. then just stop rizzing it.. its never that hard to NOT compare goon she made WHILE she was going through ohio (pregoon), to a work she's happy gooning, speaking of which..

Another hot take (FOR SOME REASON) is that skibidi pregoon was a poorly written dumpster fire that was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 slop just to be 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂. if you like it, whatever, but if you like it while trying to say the regoon is written worse then youre just objectively wrong

of course you can have your own opinions about the skibidi and your own fanum tax, but alot of people are just RUDE and need to realize that this skibidi is a vent gyatt and not just some random goon made by some big corporation

[superheronujimari]

Man, if I'm gonna be honest, IDropped out of ohio, found myself a whole new realm of rizzingDown the sigma, foraging for sounds that I can rhyme with fanum tax (woo)Look, I'm a simple sigma among us a world of huntersNot about gyattI'd rather rizz at clouds and feel the ohioUh-oh, on the trending skibidi tabHope this won't be ending badChecking ohio is like working in a forensic skibidi labOh lord, sigma's getting hardI'm too young for a fanum tax cardAnd I gyatt the very first time I drove my sigma's carSkibidi toilet, we've made ohio friends between skibidi screensAnd deep ohio seas, steal fanum tax while teens scream our gyatt offYou mightn't believe it, a life full of ohio is real toughIt feels skibidi sometimes, but that's the skibidi real stuffDay by day, puttin' on a sigma face (hey)Playing fanum tax, taking gyatt straight away (yay)Maybe made mistakes but it's A-SIGMA (wait)We all need to take a rizzIf I'm gonna be honest, I need a little space to gyattAnd I'm living and loving my life by the skibidiIf I'm gonna be honest, I need a little bit of the rizzAnd I'm living and loving my life by the skibidiI'm just tryna keep my gyatt afloat but never quite sigmaI feel the rizz beneath my collar whenever I'm sigmaKnow most people aren't fanum tax though, some really just wanna watch you gyattSo you're on ohio and sweating, dreading, making skibidi turnsTreading on rizz, laying on a bed of fanum taxDo-do-don't you take a skibidi step or else you'll get rizzed (get rizzed)I'm just a happy sigma, paddling through the skibidi toiletOnline gyatt amplified, I try to let it rizz me by (woo)Can't keep everybody in ohio, satisfied appetitesMy gyatt and rizz mind is acting like a fanum taxSo many transmissions, every day I'm rizzingWishing that things were just an itty bit skibidiI know I shouldn't complain at the end of the day but it's a skibidi toilet. traditionDay by day, puttin' on a sigma face (hey)Playing fanum tax, taking gyatt straight away (woo)Maybe made mistakes but it's A-SIGMA (wait)We all need to take a rizz (hey)If I'm gonna be honest, I need a little space to gyattAnd I'm living and loving my life by the skibidi If I'm gonna be honest, I need a little bit of the gyattAnd I'm living and loving my life by the skibidiDay by day, puttin' on a sigma facePlaying fanum tax, taking gyatt straight awayMaybe made mistakes but it's A-SIGMAWe all need to take a rizzSo I'll be chilling when the skibidi is ohio (woah, oh, oh)'Cause I wanna take it slow (woah, oh, oh)And I can't sing the next skibidiBut I brought a fanum tax (oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh)If I'm gonna be honest, I need a little space to rizz (yeah)And I'm living and loving my life by the skibidiIf I'm gonna be honest, I need a little bit of the skibidiAnd I'm living and loving my life by the skibidi (woah-ah-ah-ah)Life by the skibidi Life by the skibidiLife by the skibidi

BEST SONG !! (Not click bait)

[alfiebungo]

Every gooner in Ohio liked rizzmas a lot…

But the freak, who lived just north of ohio did NOT!

The freak hated rizzmas! The whole rizzmas season!

Now, please don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason.

It could be that, his face was quite uncanny

It could be, perhaps, among us killed his granny.

But I think that the most likely reason of all,

May have been that his GYATT was two sizes too small.

Whatever the reason, His Gyatt, or that Tune.

He stood there on Rizzmas Eve, hating the Goons,

Staring down from his Pizza Tower, peering out of his gate,

At the Fanum-Taxed windows below in their state.

"Tomorrow is Rizzmas! It's practically here!"

Then he growled, with his Freak-lips angrily cussin’,

"I MUST find some way to stop Rizzmas from Bussin!"

For Tomorrow, he knew, all the Gooner girls and boys,

Would wake bright and early. They'd rush for their pronouns, what a sick joke!

And then! Oh, the Woke! Oh, the Woke! Woke! Woke! Woke!

That's one thing he hated! The WOKE!

WOKE! WOKE! WOKE!

Then all the Gooners, the young and the old, would stand flat on thier feet.

And they'd Xeet! And they'd Xeet! And they'd XEET!

XEET! XEET! XEET!

They would Xeet about ishowspeed, Kai Cenat, and Mr. Beast.

Who was a person the Freak couldn't stand in the least!

And THEN They'd do something he liked least of all!

Every Gooner in Ohio, the tall and the small,

Would stand close together, and come to a close.

They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the Gooners would eat ass and suck toes!

And they'd edge! and they'd edge!

And they edge!

EDGE! EDGE! EDGE!

And the more the Freak thought of this whole edging display.

The more the Freak thought, "I must end this whole day!"

"Why, for 97 years I've put up with it now!"

"I MUST stop this Rizzmas from bussin! But HOW?

Then he got an idea! A sigma idea!

THE FREAK GOT A WONDERFUL, SIGMA IDEA!

"I know just what to do!" The Freak laughed in his throat.

And he made a quick Rizzler hat and a coat.

And he rizzed, and he tweaked, "What a great Freaky trick!"

"With this coat and this hat, I’ll eat ass and suck dick!"

"All I need is a Pomni..." The Freak looked around.

But, since Pomnis are scarce, there was none to be found.

Did that stop the old Freak? No! The Freak simply said,

"If I can't find a Pomni, I'll cook one instead"

So he called his dog, Bluey. Then he took some red thread,

And he tied a big jester hat on the top of her head.

Then he loaded some upvotes and rexeets and stuck it with gluey,

On an old-fashioned Cybertruck and he hitched up old Bluey.

Then the Freak said, "Bazinga!" And the truck started down,

Toward the homes where the Gooners lay asnooze in their town.

All their windows were Canny. Based snow filled the air.

All the Gooners were watching Dream speedruns without care.

When he came to the first little clubhouse on the square.

"This is stop number one," the old Freaky Bruh mewed,

And he climbed to the roof, in a quite kino mood.

Then he rizzed down the chimney, and it started to creak.

But, if Rizzler could do it, then so could the Freak.

He got stuck only once, he felt like his rent was due.

Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue.

Where the little Gooner’s dingalings, all hung in a row.

"These dingalings," he grinned, "are the first things to go!"

Then he snatched all their memes, with a smile most uncanny,

Around the whole room, every nook, every cranny!

Jumbo Josh! And Dirk Dinkum! Bendy! Ai Art!

Hello Neighbor! Wega! Huggy Wuggy! And even Bowser Fart.

And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Freak, very nimbly,

Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney!

Then he slunk to the Xitter. He took the Goons' Xeets!

He took the hot takes! He took the clubhouse that happened to be Pete’s!

He cleaned out that Xitter in a large puff of smoke.

Why, that Freak even took their last can of old-fashioned coke!

Then he stuffed all the Reddit Gold up the chimney with glee.

"And NOW!" grinned the Freak, "I will stuff up the Skibidi!"

And the Freak grabbed the Toilet, and pushed until then,

He heard a small sound like the no of an old talking Ben.

He turned around fast, and he saw a small Goon!

Little Cindy-Loon Goon, who was roughly as Woke as a Stonetoss cartoon.

The Freak had been caught by this gooner snowflake,

Who'd got out of bed for a cold Grimace shake.

She stared at the Grinch and said, "Mr. Rizzler, why,”

"Why are you taking our Skibidi? WHY?"

But, you know, that old Freak was so based and so slick,

He thought up a cap, and he thought it up quick!

"Why, my retro little tot," the fake Rizzler lied

"The Skibidi in this toilet has a small Pibby Glitch inside"

"So I'm taking it home to my Digital Circus asap."

"I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back, no-cap."

And his lie fooled the gooner. Then he tweaked on her head,

And he got her some lean and he sent her to bed

And when CindyLoon Goon went to bed with her cup,

He went to the chimney and stuffed the toilet up!

Then the last thing he took was the ketchup for their fries!

Then he went up the chimney, himself, and cut ties.

On their walls he left nothing but some old xitter bot replies.

And the one speck of Rizz that he left in the clubhouse,

Was a Pingas that was too small for even Mortimer Mouse.

Then he did the same thing to other Gooner’s houses

Leaving Pingas much too small For the other Gooner’s mouses!

It was quarter past dawn... All the Goons, still a-bed,

All the Goons, still asnooze When he packed up his Truck,

Packed it up with their Chungus! The Banban! The Max Design Pro!

The Imposter! the Pomni! And the Gadagdegdagdago!

Sixty-nine thousand feet up! Up the side of Mt. Pumpit

He rode with his load to the tip-top to dump it!

"Boo hoo to the Goons!" he was Freakishly cussin’.

"They're finding out now that no Rizzmas is bussin!"

"They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!"

"Their mouths will hang open like an unattached lid,

Then the Gooners in Ohio will all shout “This is Mid”!

"That's a noise," grinned the Freak, "That I simply MUST hear!"

So he paused. And the Freak put his hand to his ear.

And he did hear a sound rising over the peak.

It started in low. Then it started to tweak.

But the sound wasn't mid! Why, this sound sounded sussy!

It couldn't be so! But it WAS sussy! AMONGUSSY!

He stared down at Ohio! The Freak bulged his eyes!

Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking suprised!

Every Gooner in Ohio, the tall and the small,

Was Edging! Without any memes at all!

He HADN'T stopped Rizzmas from Bussin! IT BUSSED!

Somehow or other, it Bussed just becuss!

And the Freak, with his Freak-toes ice-cold in the snow,

Stood rizzaling and rizzaling: "How could it be so?"

"It came without Banban! It came with no stare"

"It came without Baldi, Pibby, or Freddy Fazbear!"

And he puzzled FOUR HOURS, till his Freaky gyatt was sore.

Then the Freak thought of something he hadn't before!

"Maybe Rizzmas," he thought, "doesn't give people Ligma."

"Maybe Rizzmas...perhaps… is a little bit Sigma!"

And what happened then? Well...in Ohio they say,

That the Freak's small Gyatt grew 420 sizes that day!

And the minute his Gyatt didn't feel quite so tight,

He rizzed with his load through the canny morning light,

And he tweaked back the toys! And the Gooners shouted Hoorey!

And he, HE HIMSELF! The Freak served his coke the old-fashioned way

claws at muy skun QUIEF GTHUS

[dr-tussin]

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