#but leaving my family really gonna hurt like hell bro

[therealhousewifeofharrystyles]

Whatcha doin’, Step-Bro?

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Pairing: Harry Styles // Y/N (Step-Sibling EU)

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🔞*Warnings*🔞: adult language, FILTHY masturbation(M), voyeurism/exhibitionism, taboo step-sibling dynamic

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“Sup, lil sis.” Harry says deeply in your ear, startling you as you’ve been washing dishes in the sink for a while now, having been completely alone in the kitchen. You jump out of instinct. “AHHH! Harry!” You gasp. You grab a towel to dry off your hands and then turn around to face him. A stupid smirk covers his stupid, cocky face, but you can’t help the low tingling you feel trickling down your abdomen and stopping at that special place between your legs.

Your parents—his mom and your dad—have been overseas in the UK attending a wedding on the Styles side of the family, leaving you and Harry at home to take care of the house and the cats.

You and Harry technically got along just fine. You made your parents assume so, at least. But behind closed doors, Harry was a constant pest. He’s always gone out of his way to antagonize you. Whether it was sneaking up to you and spooking the living hell out of you, or making gross, perverted comments that only you could hear, he loved to piss you off. You slowly got used to it over the past couple of years, learning that no response was the best response when it comes to Harry and his big mouth. However, sometimes it could be really hard to ignore him even a little bit.

It's been especially difficult for you as the two of you have spent way too much time alone in the house since your dad and step-mom left for the airport. They’ve been gone for only 2 out of their 10-day trip, but you were nearing your limits prematurely.

The first night, he bid his evening ado’s with, “Alright…I think it’s time that me and my three pretty pussies go to bed.” If you weren’t already used to his lewd language, you’d have kicked him in the balls right after the words left his mouth. But this time, you just sat there on the couch and stretched your arms up before picking up one of your cats and heading towards your bedroom. You acted unfazed.

Alas, Harry thought he was so funny. The following morning at around 11am, he called out your name from his bedroom. You were somewhat concerned by how late he’d slept in because he typically preferred to start his days early with an obnoxiously loud work out—beginning by running up and down the stairs and doing push-ups right outside your bedroom door for 10 minutes straight. The absence of your usual, unsolicited morning alarm was pleasant at first. You woke up gently instead of abruptly and you didn’t have to dodge out of Harry’s way when making a break for the bathroom across the hall. Everything was smooth-going. But that obviously began to feel odd…something wasn’t right…maybe Harry was sick, you thought. And surely enough, as you were thinking back to whether he’d touched any of your food within the past 24 hours, his voice echoed from his room, down the hall, and all the way down the stairs to where you were standing at the kitchen island.

“Y/NNN!!!”

What the hell?! Just when you thought you were gonna have a decent day without any interruptions…ugh!

You trudged up the stairs and knocked on his door. “Uh, Harry…?” You announced from the outside of the door. He then replied soon afterwards, “…Yeah…” It sounded like a groan, like he was in pain, or something. You’re squeamish around blood, so you were extremely hesitant to come to his rescue if he’d injured himself in any way. He could be a whiny little bastard, though. So if he’d gotten hurt, he would’ve been throwing much more of a hissy fit than a little groan. Wait…What if he hit his head?! You panicked due to your mind assuming the worst.

Slowly pushing open the door, you peeked inside to check on him. What you saw was not at all the image you were expecting. Not even remotely close. There he was, spread out with his covers pushed down to his feet, his eyes shut and lips parted. One hand was resting on his chest as the other slicked itself up and down his naked length. It was all slippery and shiny. Each stroke made this filthy, wet, snapping sound. It looked as though he’d been at it for a while, as his cock looked painfully hard and his pace was agonizing. He looked to have been edging for the past 2 hours, at least. You just stood there and watched him. It was as if your legs wouldn’t allow you to leave that spot. Your eyes just devoured him in all his vulnerability—studying his rhythm, the noises he made, and the way his tattooed chest, arms, and abdomen flexed sporadically. He was beautiful. Not only was he mesmerizing to watch, but his pants and moans sent electric currents through your lower stomach. You felt sensitive. Similarly to the way the head of Harry’s gorgeous cock throbbed, so did your hidden clit.

His pace grew more desperate, more intentional, more calculated—no longer was he just lazily jerking off. He wanted to cum. Before you could even realize how much time had passed by with you just gawking at him at the doorway, his eyes blinked open and he looked right at you. He was already well-aware of your presence. He knowingly invited you to his little show. It was like he was holding it in for hours just to save it all for you. As his eyes locked onto yours, they refused to break contact. His brow furrowed with intense pleasure and he moaned out, “…Fuuuck…”

You were frozen in place. It wouldn’t even matter if you could move and get the hell out of there because you’d already witnessed it all. Well, almost. Harry’s breathing quickened and so did his sliding fist. He was close.

“…ah, shit…I’m gonna cum…I’m…I’m gonna cum, baby…”

A whimper escaped your lips and your thighs clamped together. The little noises he made merged together into one solid string of groans and profanities, his hips thrusting up to fuck his hand roughly as ropes of white cum spurted out of his cock and all over him. He kept cumming until his body shook from overstimulation, his eyes slowly flickering back and forth between you and his hand throughout the entire finale.

A giant smirk washed over his face after he’d taken his fingers and swiped up some of the warm, sticky cum that coated his glossy skin. He held his hand up as if to gesture an offering towards you and spoke, “…Wanna taste?” Your eyes widened, and you felt the skin of your cheeks heat up. You’d just been a voyeur to your step-brother’s morning masturbation session. To say you were humiliated would be an understatement. How would you ever live this one down? How could you ever live something like this down?

You had no clue what to say to him, what to do at that moment. And so you just pulled his door to a slamming close and bolted down the stairs and out the door. You got in your car and drove to the mall. Retail therapy seemed distracting enough for you to temporarily forget about what just fucking happened.

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[dearabby1990]

Chapter 49: The last day

Last night was a blast you & the boys stuffed your faces full of so many different dishes & desserts all whilst enjoying each other’s company & giving some sisterly advice to all three of them. Giving Lucas tips of how to deal with Billy’s attitude & Mike advice on how to approach El with his dilemma & hyping up dustin for when school goes back. When you all met the rest of the group at the arcade their faces beet red from all the fun and laughter & finally being able to wrap your arms around your husband letting your body melt into his. Everyone getting change to go play games you & Eddie finding a table to sit at as he got some snacks for everyone & a pitcher of soda & beer all while filling you in on all the fun you had laughing along with all the antics they got into today. From afar Gareth is watching you both laughing & having an amazing time just in each other’s company his heart swells. It’s all he ever wanted for the both of you. Like a higher power got two birds with one stone. Knowing you both have had abusive fathers & both of you losing the only light that kept the dark corners not so scary at times. Life taking away your mothers but somehow still finding the true meaning of unconditional love in each other & bringing along new life with it. He starts thinking when will it be his turn. Only time will tell but for now he’s happy that the two people he considers family found love in each other & you both bring out the best in one another. Being both of your friends for so long he himself can’t even believe how far you’ve all come. A sense of pride in everyone makes him stand a bit taller as he walks outside to catch a cigarette & have a moment to himself.

*Flashback to earlier while out w boys* Getting harnessed up at the parasailing adventure Jeff decides him & freak are gonna pair together leaving Eddie & Gareth to pair on another. Chuckling they’re all getting suited up & checking out all the boats going by “Jesus H Christ this thing is squashing the family jewels man” Gareth laughs “yeah seriously it’s like a front wedgie from the depths of hell” both laughing an instructor comes & hands them pads for the lower straps to help prevent them from further hurting their no no squares (sorry lol) Eddie sighs with relief “Oh thank god I was starting to get worried because if it hurt now imagine up there hanging in the air it’d totally smash my junk these pad things are a lifesaver” him & gareth laugh as they finish buckling the last of their gear on the instructors come over & see who wants to go first jeff looks like he’s shitting bricks so Eddie & Gareth offer to go first gareth turns to look at Eddie “you ready bro?” “Let’s fuckin do this man” they high five & the boat starts off at warp speed Eddie & Gareth’s feet just barely skimming the water as the ascend into the air. Both checking out their surroundings taking everything in as the boat speeds up even faster & their parachute starts to raise even higher they really have a good look at the island in it’s entirety & it’s absolutely breathtaking they look at each other again laughing & Gareth’s the first to break the silence “So what’s it like to be a married man now?” “It’s probably one of the best things that’s ever happened in my life I’m not going to lie Jamie is the best thing that’s ever happened to me besides the day Wayne came to save me & took my ass in” “Jamie’s the best sister figure I’ve ever had & you both deserve to be happy with all the bullshit you’ve both been through but i still have to be big brother too so you treat her right Ed she’s an amazing person & i care about you both but if you ever hurt her in anyway I’ll kick your ass” chuckling eddie replies “Man I love her more then I loved anyone to be honest there’s just something about her that drawls you right in I knew from the beginning I wanted her to be mine forever i just had to let her know that I meant what I felt she had so many walls built from her dads abuse I’m just happy to have her & if I ever see that shit stain im gonna break his in two" Gareth sighs "dude you don't know the house of it he's an evil sack of shit I've only witnessed it twice and even that is two times too many" "wait what happened?" "Look I shouldn't be telling you any of this because I promised so I'll tell you about the last time but you gotta swear to keep it between us got it?" Eddie nods eagerly "one time she called the house looking for my mom but by the time mom got to the phone nobody was there she calls back & the line is disconnected so we all pile in the car to go make sure she's alright get there no answer at the door so we went inside it was a fucking disaster in there glass everywhere spots of blood my dad run around looking for her mom's calling her name nothing still until we heard a smash sound from upstairs we all go up & that's when we heard her dad yelling he said you think no food is bad now you get no bed either & kicked her in the face I never saw my dad get physical with anyone until that day he had her dad in a headlock while me & mom rushed her into the car" “Jesus H Christ he’s more of a fucking dickwad then I thought” “she stayed with us for two weeks she went to grab more clothes one day when she thought her dad was at work but little did she know he had the whole house packed beat her real bad & made her go with him & moved took us years to find her again mom was a wreck her aunt was a wreck shit even I was a mess it was like I was robbed of a sister and best friend” gareth notices four waiving figures from the beach & laughs pointing Eddie looks in the direction he’s pointing in and starts to laugh too both waiving back arms wide Eddie yells “I love you beautiful!!” Gareth chuckles

“Nice try dude we’re too high up she can’t hear us” both laughing taking in the moment “she looks even more beautiful pregnant” “I can’t wait to be an uncle”

Present time their time

Gareth watches Eddie & Jamie throw fries at each other laughing with so much love in their eyes he’s truly happy for you both but really wants what you both have but for now he’ll take his two favorite people finding the best things in life with each other & feels grateful to play part in it.

[itspdameronthings]

My Man Ch2

Summary: Finally!! At long last it's finished! Wanna post this before going to bed! All i can say this chapter is full of drama. In this chapter get to know Breezy (female character) little bit better. Then drama begins! Not gonna say too much! A triple frontier character makes an apperance.Enjoy!

Warning: talks about depresson.

Has been wonderful to be home. Love even more is the lazy mornings with Mitch. Listening to his heartbeat while tracing patterns on his arm. Thinking about stuff. More importantly on what's to come. On this day. Mitch and the others are going to look at the wind turbines. What am I gonna do? Either go to the gym to hone up my boxing skills,or do girl stuff. Meaning shopping. Or take advantage of the special space in the back of the bar. Mitch thought I needed my own place to reflect and relax. That's sweet! 

Mitch didn't want to leave me just yet. Held me close to him whispers,” Wish you were goin with us. Ya know. No fucking room. “ Looking up at him smiling at him while rubbing his perfect ass,” Me too. Have business to do. Also I know ya want me safe. Even though I can take care of myself. “  Oh my cowboy. My savior. As usual we were interrupted by the sounds of the car pulling up. Before he left. Kiss me deeply,” love you my little breeze. With all of my heart.” Kiss him again as I moved back,” Love you too.” Heard a lot of teasing from the others .except from Bodie. All he did was nod. 

Love how the bar is quiet during the day. Hardly any noise. Only a few others were present. Goodie, and good ole Mike. Grace , whom I got to know better. Since both of us have one thing in common. Raised on a farm . Told her about my adventures ,and about my brothers. Miss them sometimes. Was hard to leave since that family crisis. Want to forget about it. Little did I know that tonight might get my wish. 

Business was booming! Busy since one waitress went home sick. Meant me and Crystal and one other to mind the floor. Tonight while delivering an order to a group of men that look like high rollers. Being ever so uppity rude. One proceeded to reach for my arm,” Oh come on darlin. Let me feel more of that soft skin of yours. “ Oh that does it! Pulled my arm away ,” Do that again? You're gonna have your arm in a sling!” He laughed,” oh really? I'm shaking in my boots! Little thang like you hurt me?” Moment later his arm was behind his back followed by me kneeing him in the chest,” Ya were sayin? Jackass? Now beat it!” Looking up to see Mitch on stage practically smiling. On my way to the bar to put my tray on the counter. Heard a familiar voice,” love to see my training has paid off. “ Will! Omg! My big brother! Missed him since he had to work on the day I left. By the look in his blue eyes can see some sadness there. Has been a sad month since grampy passed away.  Took us hard. Mostly for him. They were very close. Had to settle his affairs since our parents weren't there since they were on vacation. Which was fine. They needed time away. Leaned against the bar,” Ya taught me well ya know. You and Benny. By the way, How is he?” Rubbing his beard very slowly while taking a breath,” Has his moments,but he just shut down. Like he did after ya know “ Yeah I know South America disaster from hell. Where the trauma took a huge whole of their mental health. Looking for a quiet place to chat. Lead him to the back of the bar towards my room. Closed the screen door,” I know bro. Him rushing to a fight day after funeral,and nearly getting himself killed! Couldn't…” That moment Will reached out for me hugging me close. Rocking back and forth,” Shh…. I know Little Breezy. Could see how scared ya were. He isn't alone. Our friends are there to help him. So I can go to my job interview at the VA tomorrow. Think it's time to move on ya know. Time to start over. “ looking up at him with tears sticking to my hair and cheeks,” Thought ya never leave Tx. What’s going on?” Taking a deep breath,he saids,” My therapist thought I should start a new life somewhere. Luck would have it. Received an email from the VA. They have an opening in the doctor's office. If it goes well? Ya might get your wish. Promise I won't interfere. Enough about me. How are you and Mitch doing? Bet you are glad to be with him . I'm glad to be near him again,but do I tell him about last night? 

Mitch just finished his last set for the evening. Notice that I disappeared. Asked Tyson where he was. All he said was,” She went to her room man. Oh, I think she was some tall dude.”  Jealousy isn't his best suit. When he does? Let's say he might not be in his right mind. Like when a customer flirts with me? He would go ape shit! Marched down the hallway till he heard,” I'm a afraid bro. Afraid I might lose him to some other woman who is Mitch's partner 's daughter. Seen how she looks at him. Whispers something to another woman. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what she wants! I'm not gonna let that happen! I'm not Will! I'm not! Wish.. he knows…” Will saw Mitch in the doorway. Nods as he steps aside so he could hold me. Didn't know till I heard,” Did I tell ya not to worry about that! I'm not gonna leave ya! I love you! What's gonna take?! I'm not like that guy that broke your heart those years ago! “ Yes he isn't,but I'm still afraid of what's to come. Right on cue. Will comes over. Kisses my forehead,” I'll call you tomorrow. Mitch? Can I have a chat with you?” He nods as he leaves.  While I lay on the couch sobbing. Both of them reached the hallway away from the room. Will says,” Look man. She's scared. Never seen her like that before. I know she never told ya the whole story about her relationship. Way he broke her heart to the core. Sent her into a deep depression. Do me a favor? Don't fucking screw up,or you have me and Benny to deal with. “ Mitch was speechless for a moment. Yes he knew a few details about my ordeal,but not not what happened afterwards. Stood next to Will . With arms crossed,” I'm not gonna screw it up! Why would I fucking do that!! She's my reason for living! We are like one! Yes I don't want her to go down that road.She’s my little spit fire. “ 

After Will left. Mitch returned to sit next to me. Didn't say much. He pulls me close to his side. Kissing the side of my head,” Oh sugar. What can I do to prove that I’m not gonna stray? I know it never bothered ya before. Now? Kind of see why. What I tell you about Tina. She's kind of like Dwight. Sees what she wants,and she gets it. Breezey Rosemarie Miller, you're the one I want. For now ,and forever. “ Looking up at him. In his eyes . See the truth behind it. Even if my eyes were blurry from crying. Reached out his hand,” Get up darlin. Let's go to the bathroom so I can wash your beautiful face. Then go enjoy the others Kay?” Sniffled as we left the room,” I'd rather go home. Wanna be alone with you. “ Mitch nods,” Okay, let's go. “ 

After cleaning my face. Both of us returned to the front where Tyson retells the others what happened to that customer. Tills he sees me,” I'm glad your on our side,or most of us are on da fuckin floor. Where did ya learn dat?” Proudly smiles,” My brothers. “ Mitch nods as we reach the door, seeing Tina looking straight at me. Which caused me to hold onto Mitch a little bit tighter. Send her the message that he's all mine.

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[pilot-boi]

Thank you for notifying me about this crime, I shall rectify it:

How did Jaune encounter his patron? Did she trick him? Did he misunderstand?

Also, why do I get the feeling Jaune is accidentally good at illegal shit?

*cracks knuckles* Let me find my notes…

Strap in this is gonna be a long one

Like a really long one. I haven’t gotten to talk about this AU in MONTHS so prepare for what is basically a whole overview of Jaune’s whole arc throughout the campaign

Jaune’s wasn’t even aware that he was an aasimar until he was like 15. His whole family was born with golden hair, and sapphire eyes, and the mark of the Sun on their forehead, so to him it was just how things were

Besides, there’s people from his village who can make trees bloom with a wave of their hands, so being especially blonde wasn’t that weird

Not sure how it happens, kidnapping, trafficking, village is attacked, but somehow the boy and most of not all of his siblings are captured and thrown into a fighting ring scenario

Cue awakening of aasimar heritage in all the Arc kiddos, which helps them survive in the ring. Trauma time woohoo, they’re trapped there for literal months

Eventually, in a dream, Jaune accidentally makes a deal with a dark entity, telling it “I don’t care what you want, just please get me out of here”

The entity obliges, to the letter, JUST getting Jaune out of there, and leaving the ring burning in their wake

His siblings aren’t dead, they escape during the chaos and eventually make their way back home, but Jaune thinks that he’s responsible for all of their deaths

And as the days go on, he realizes he can… do things that he never could before

“Magic, my little bird. A gift for performing so well for me,” a dark voice whispers in his dreams

He doesn’t know it, but his patron ends up being the BBEG, AKA Salem. And for once, I didn’t decide this, you can blame @harmonylight for that one

Plot goes on, Jaune questioning every choice he makes because is it really his choice? Or is it this dark force giving power to protect people and himself? How free actually is he, or is he still trapped just like he was in the ring?

Late campaign is rough, when the party starts speaking out against Salem. It’s obvious she’s the BBEG by this point. There’s a whole cult, Nora’s mom was a member of it. Nora stops trusting him for a bit until Jaune deep in his feels does something SUPER reckless to protect her.

They more they speak out against Salem, the more she manipulates Jaune into thinking his friends hate him. Worse, they unknowingly make it easier for her by distancing themselves to protect him

The party keeps waking up for watch with him watching them, or standing over them. Anything Salem can puppet him to do to be less trustworthy. Trying to put a schism between him and them

Jaune of course remembers none of this. “See? They don’t trust you, little bird. They don’t CARE about you”

Jaune doesn’t remember doing it, but he also fully believes it’s happening. And while he believes Salem that his friends must hate him/be afraid of him he also takes it as the threat it truly is

“Look how easily I could kill them, and you can’t stop me? Look how helpless you are”

Penny is a big part of helping him realise that Salem isn't fully in control of him that he can resit and he can beat her. There’s nothing shippy, they’re bros

There’s an arc just before the end that goes REALLY bad for Jaune, he’s becoming more and more convinced that he’s a bad person, that he’s dangerous, that he’s going to get all of his friends killed just like his family

And THATS when he finds out that his family is actually alive. And that gives him something to resist for, because now he has a home to return to. Because one thing that is true about all Jaunes, he is dogshit at fighting for himself and great at fighting for others

Luckily, because she’s just his patron, they can kick her ass without worrying about hurting Jaune. The campaign ends in the nine hells, fighting Salem herself

Cinder is also a warlock of Salem. They meet her a few times throughout the campaign, each time a little more corrupted. She’s actually the first minion they fight when they reach the hells, and by that point she’s FULLY puppet, not a scrap of Cinder actually left

Sort of a “This is what could’ve happened/could STILL happen to Jaune if this doesn’t end soon” It went faster for Cinder because she’s been bonded for longer and also because she fully indulged in what Salem wanted of her

But by the end of the campaign the first bits of corruption are starting to show on Jaune. They mostly go away after Salem is sealed away, but the physical affects are still there

After all of that, obviously Jaune doesn’t have magic. No patron means no warlock. He borrows some books from Tai and Emerald (both wizards) and studies to learn what he can.

But mostly he finally relaxes, surrounded by the family he thought he lost, and the family he gained because of that loss

[uraniumnm333]

bouta hit you w the polysho fantasy AU that i will try to turn into a fic.

okay so first of all, i would like to let everyone know that i have been listening to classical, or in some way medieval/classical coded songs including Cendrillon, Servant of Evil, and Karakuri Peirrot (clowns) so this shit gonna go hard as fuck and ALSO TSUKASA TENMA

anyways. btw tsukasa's story is kind of based off servant of evil so

tsukasa and saki live together in the castle and are used as a sort of puppet for a shadow gov't. tsukasa believes that he and saki aren't related but saki knows. so the plot is to use saki as a sort of scapegoat to collect more resources from the people and eventually dispose of her when they don't need her by posing a rebellion. tsukasa overhears them plotting this the night before and tries to evacuate saki. he does this (yippee !!!) but the advisors (which are the people coming up w the plot) catch on. they present him as the one who was actually raising all the taxes, clearing saki's name but dirtying his in the process. also he learns they were siblings. in some sort of pirates of the caribean fashion, he escapes the day of his execution. i'm talkin bro JUST avoids that axe and sword fights some people.

so tsukasa gets the hell out of york. and bro has some major trauma at this point yknow. he's trying to hide out and figure out what the hell he's supposed to do next, because he's by all accounts supposed to be dead, and WHERE THE FUCK IS SAKI ??? and. bro accidentally summons mystical being Hatsune Miku. i have this in my mind as he's hiding out in the bushes, and bro is just. so done. he's camping out for the night and he's at like the breaking point. and he goes through the couple of things he still has (which is really not much) and breaks out a little heart shaped locket he has. and it's a picture of him and saki and he's looking at it and it HURTS because he misses her !!! and as soon as he learns that they're siblings ans that's his fucking sister she gets !!! taken away from him !!! and tsukasa just breaks down. just sobs man. and he's curled up and sad and he feels this tap on his shoulder and it's just "this is the end. someone found me i'm going to die." and he's about ready to because everything he lived for has been taken away from him !! and he looks over hsi shoulder and it's not a guard it's Hatsune fucking Miku, who is a god because why wouldn't she be.

n miku like. leaves him w wxs miku like "here's your guardian angel or shit ykyk. anyways gotta blast your god's favorite BYE !!!" and now he sees that along w his little heart locket of saki he now has a star shaped locket and when he opens it he can summon wxs miku. like she's a jojo stand. so he's still traveling and trying to stay undercover and bro kind of looks like shit. but he also knows he needs food because HOO BOY he's hungry. so he does the normal thing and starts going through people's trash bins. and he gets to The House That Probably Gives Out Full Sized Candy Bars (or the fantasy equivalent of that) and starts going through the trash and who walks out to see him but emu ! and she drags him inside and the ootori household is like "why the hell is this dirty stinky man who looks like he just crawled out of hell sitting at our dinner table ???" but they listen to him and he tells them that he's an experienced adventurer [lie] and he's out adventuring [lie]. and so they let him get cleaned up, he realizes his hair has grown out a bit, and they send emu along w him when he leaves. like. he's about to walk out of the door and say his thank yous before emu just starts dragging him along in the silliest way possible.

so emu and tsukasa hit the road !! yippee !! tsukasa's like spending the whole time a lil scared like "WHAT IF SOMEONE FINDS ME" and emu is just havin a good time. it turns out emu is a quirked up wizard girl and sends little letters to her family. and eventually she asks tsukasa about the locket n he shows her miku. yippee !! they also make money by running errands for other people. so they're runnin around the world and tsukasa is still trying to find saki AND stay as far away from people as possible. i'm talkin bro barely talks to the people he's workin w emu does all that shit.

so THEN they find this old ass tower and emu's like "let's sleep here tsukasa :D :D :D" and tsukasa's like "i would rather FUCKING DIE but okay. whatever." so they go in and spring like five different traps at once because those two are talented in being silly. and YOULL NEVER GUESS WHO rui comes out to investigate the two clowns he caught. and he's like "who the hell are you." as any normal person would question.

but of course he cannot resist the sillies and he's like "okay you can stay." and he shows them around and i'm taklin bro has the kookiest room imaginable got that clock hallway gears everywhere n shit you know how it is. and he tells them that he's an alchemist + cool mechanic guy. and emu is just falling in LOVE with his little robots. honestly who wouldn't i think they would be cute

and of course rui, magic man extraordinaire, senses the power of Hatsune Miku comin from the locket and he's like "lemme see that locket" and BAZOINGA !!! HATSUNE MIKU !!!

and while emu didn't know miku bc she was kind of like. a local thing. rui recognizes her IMMEDIATELY it's like if you were idk atheist or smth and Allah just appeared from your friend's neat rock he found. idk man i'm trying to draw a comparison. but the thing is while emu knows that there's some prince who's supposed to be dead from the country over, rui doesn't know that because he's a shut in. so they're both kind of missing information n neither of them can come to the conclusion that tsukasa is wanted for misuse of power tax fraud and tyranny. so rui's trying to figure out miku and emu's just happy she has friends and tsukasa is just havin a good time. they have a little sleepover thing in rui's room because normal.

rui being the first person either of them have really connected with in a while, they all hang out for a while longer have some fun you know. and then nene comes back !!! basically nene is a shapeshifter who usually shapeshifts into shadows because yeah. neato. and she also will go out for a while to make some money by selling rui's stuff. and she hears stuff and at this point word has really gotten around that people are looking for tsukasa !! there's a bounty on bro's head !!!

so she comes inside n only sees rui and he's about to tell her about tsukasa and emu but then she tells him first that theres a dangerous guy running around who is wanted !! and not in the good way !! and rui connects the dots and goes into Thinking Mode. and as soon as nene finishes this who comes into the room but Mr. FUCKING WAR CRIME HIMSELF !!!

so so rui emu and nene are all validly concerned about this and tsukasa's like "okay. listen to this. miku get over her" and tells them all about saki and evil shadow gov and almost dying and how he needs to keep looking for her. and miku clearly knows this but she does it in the silliest way bc tsukasa's over here sobbing his eyes out about his possibly dead sister and she's like "yeah !!! and THEN he almost died !!! isn't that wild !?!?!"

and yknow eventually they come around n clear his name or whatever and do some crazy theatre production. idk man ive been writing this forever eeby deeby yaba daba doo

[c-alliumduo-appologist]

Well I left the dump fandom and long while ago so i wanted to post an old wip fic. It was such a passion project but I never finished it because of technos death so I'll leave it here (and it's concept notes).

!! Wilburs mentioned a few times so don't be alarmed this was from like 2022, I promise I don't support that twat !!

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The roaring sound of the crowd was something Techno never got used to.

They were always too loud.

That combined with the curse of his crown the voices of 100,000 people constantly yelling around him, always led to migraines that would last for days.

Yet he continues to fight in the arenas when he's invited.

He has too, it's the only thing that calms the voices.

It keeps him away from his family, he hates that. He wants so bad to stay in the castle and listen to Wilbur play his latest song, or watch Dad write in his study. Let Mom tell him stories like when he was little. He prays for the day he has perfect silence, because that's the day he can look at his little brother and not feel shame. The voices hurt Tommy and now Tommy hates him. Tommy's only 10 he doesn't need to know about the voices, it's already confusing enough for him to wonder why his brother held a sword to his throat after he asked to play.

Techno hates himself for it, he wants things to be different. He wants to be a good brother, because he loves Tommy. He really does.

"BLOOD GOD TECHNOBLADE! TODAY IS THE DAY YOU FALL FROM YOUR PEDESTAL!" The crowd screams, they seem to really favor the new guy lately. He hopes they aren't getting tired of him, that would be bad for his name. "Sure, like I'm gonna lose to a homeless man." He's sure if the guy wasn't wearing a mask he would've seen his eye twitch. "I'm NOT homeless." Techno just laughs. "Wow! So you think homeless are bad? Cancel this man, get him out of here." The new guy started studdering trying to defend himself Techno assumes to stay in public favor.

"What, no! I didn't say that, you're putting words in my mouth." Techno would've responded but his thoughts were cut short by the announcer.

"All right! Our match today is the All Mighty Blood God verses, our newest fight who's been quickly rising up the ranks.. Dream Wastaken!"

Techno blinks almost dumbfounded, "Wastaken? What kind of title is that? It sounds dumb."

Techno must have struck a nerve with that remark, Dream suddenly went still and took his position.

"I'll have your head Blood God," he could see a green glow from under his mask.

"HA, like hell you will"

The announcer signals the start and Techno lets himself go and all he sees is red.

Dream raises his sword and stabs towards Technos abdomen. Techno takes his axe and swings to hit the blade away. He ends up hitting the handle of the sword cutting deep into Dreams hands

Dream staggers back dropping his sword and clutching his hands. He inhales sharply the audience collectively gasps.

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Yeah not much writen ik but here's the plans I had written in my drafts, it's so nostalgic to reread.

it starts out as Sbi + Mumza but techno and tommy get separated from Phil, Kristen, and Wilbur

(Wilbur is 17, Techno is 15 so hes less than wilbur because fuck you, and Tommy is 11)

So it's parentsduo + Wilbur and then also Bedrock bros, eventually they fins their way back to eachother. Techno and Tommy used to have this kinda tense relationship, they both cared alot about each other but Tommy always got along with Wilbur more. (Techno wasnt jealous of that, not at all.) but they just thought the other disliked them, and it's bothered them for years and now it's time for Techno to be cool and strong big brother for tommy. Being there for when he has nightmares to tell him stories, or reminding him that they WILL find the rest if their family. Running from zombies with the only weapons you have being swords and bows is a little bit difficult. but he does have one thing, his axe that was gifted to him by a neighboring kingdoms prince. To replace the one that was ruined in a duel he participated in on their behalf. Which they may or may not run into that prince and his betrothed (also his son?!?!?!?)along the way... Wilbur misses his brothers every single day, no matter how much his parents try to comfort him that they will be okay and that Techno is capable. He just can't shake the feeling that at every waking moment that he's not looking for them. They're getting hurt. He wishes it was him and Techno that got separated, cause then atleast Tommy would be with phil and Kristen. He wouldn't need to worry about his brother. He knows Techno will protect Tommy with his life.. but that's what he's worried about. If Techno dies protecting Tommy then what happens after? Tommy is left wandering untill inevitably hes... So he hopes Techno doesn't have to do soemthing that wreckless Because if he does, he'll lose BOTH of his brothers. and personally he'd rather not have that become a reality."

[cgsf]

Men's Hockey (RPF) fanfiction recs:

Jamie Drysdale/Trevor Zegras

"in the honey" 🔒 (E) by donderwolk | 42,972 | In the club, with Trevor hanging over him, Jamie says, “It’s not really my thing, bro.” “What do you mean?” Trevor knocks his forehead against Jamie’s, talking kind of obnoxiously loud even if he does have to raise his voice to be heard over the music. “She’s hot and blonde, babe. That’s everyone’s thing.” “Yeah, hot and blonde isn’t the problem,” Jamie replies, at a slightly lower volume. “But like, the girl thing is. I’m gay, dude.”

“underwater, drowning in us” 🔒 (E) by donderwolk | 5,879 | “Oh, baby,” Trevor croons, though the effect is slightly lessened by the giggle threatening to escape. “That do it for you?” He throws his head back, all performance, lowers his voice to a throaty mumble to say, “Jamie, please.” “Stop,” Jamie says, slapping a hand over Trevor’s mouth. It’s such a perfect opening, and he always feels so giddy when he can get Jamie to relax a little, to have fun with it, with him, that he can’t help but take advantage of the opportunity. He scrunches up his nose, leers against Jamie’s palm, “Make me, Drysdale.”

“Dirty got me good” 🔒 (E) by Lewsy | 2,000 | Trevor and Jamie go to the beach.

"Consequence" 🔒 (E) by canary | 30,848 | “You definitely did not steal Jamie Drysdale a bus. You need to stop saying that to people, Z.”

"Don't Want You Like a Best Friend" (E) by Linsky | 9,508 | Jamie’s not gonna lie, it throws him a little when he realizes Trevor is gay.

"ain't going down without a fight" 🔒 (E) by countthestars | 9,335 | Like most of the league, the Ducks have an informal ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy when it comes to wolves. There’s at least one wolf on the coaching staff, so it’s not like it’s really a secret, but some guys – the non-wolves – can get… whatever. Weird about it.

"caught up in circles" 🔒 (M) by countthestars | 16,332 | “I swear,” Jamie says, face still buried against Trevor’s shoulder. It’s easier if he doesn’t have to look Trevor in the eye. “I swear, Trevor. It wasn’t a dream, or a hallucination, or me losing my mind. I remember it. Yesterday already happened for me.” “Okay,” Trevor says. “I believe you.”

"Thinking about making a comeback" 🔒 (M) by theaa | 10,877 | Jamie signs himself up to a charity date auction, against his better judgement.

"Right Move First" 🔒 (E) by palintropos | 2,199 | Jamie makes some bad plays, faces consequences, and talks about it with Trevor.

"any excuse to stay awake with you" 🔒 (E) by andthreequarts | 6,371 | "Bro," Trevor says, fake hurt in his voice, hand placed dramatically over his heart. "You're going to leave me to sit this out alone? What if I'm afraid of the dark?" "You're not," Jamie responds, dry.

"steal the air out of my lungs" 🔒 (E) by andthreequarts | 4,545 | It’s not just that Trevor wants to be choked by his medal. It’s that he’s actively asking Jamie for it.

"lover" 🔒 (E) by hard4softthings | 7,016 | “You think I didn’t notice what song you deleted off our playlist?” Trevor can hear Jamie sigh into the receiver. “That was an accident.” “So put it back.”

"Big Strong Boyfriend" (E) by waytoovibey | 1,906 | “That was hot, you know,” Trevor says from his end of the couch. He’s sprawled out in his usual fashion, toned, tanned legs outstretched and feet planted in Jamie’s lap. “Hm?” Jamie doesn’t look up from his phone. “Today, when you did that.” “Did what?” Trevor sits up, giving Jamie his full attention. His legs are still warm in Jamie’s lap. “When you avenged me, Jameson.”

"I'm on fire" 🔒 (E) by TheNorthRemembers | 5,658 | Trevor doesn’t know what the hell they are doing, but it’s not sex.

"come morning light" 🔒 (T) by TheNorthRemembers | 1,553 | “Jamie’s like-” he says, voice throaty. “I don’t know how he can stand me. I can’t even stand me.”

"You and Me (and our found family)" 🔒 (T) by somewhat_invested | 3,721 | His parents come to the game, but only because they couldn’t think of a good excuse not too.

"branches we bind" 🔒 (M) by Lily_rizzy | 1,086 | By the time Jamie makes it to the locker room, Trevor is throwing one of his skates at the opposite wall. It hits the tiles with a crack that seems especially deafening when it's just the two of them watching the impact, and then again when it hits the ground.

"Caught Up Now" 🔒 (E) by canary | 20,261 | Trevor laughed and reached for him. “To being the best goddamned hockey players SoCal has ever seen. Together.” His palm was warm, smooth. He’d been talking about getting a tattoo on his wrist in memory of his grandfather but he hadn’t done it yet, and he smelled like he’d been born for Southern California: sunshine and ocean breezes, sweet citrus with a spicy floral edge. Something in that one tea Jamie’s mom liked. Bergamot. That was the word.

"last call" 🔒 (E) by bropunzeling | 4,769 | The day after the Ducks were mathematically eliminated from the playoffs, Jamie woke up to two emails sent at 2 AM. One confirmed his flight to Cabo three days after their season would be over; the other had a hotel reservation. Trevor had booked both without even asking, had just assumed Jamie would show up.

"my blood is red and unafraid of living" 🔒 (E) by clementiae | 6,888 | Jamie Drysdale is the epitome of a nice Canadian boy, all slicked-back hair and a picture-perfect smile, but Trevor can fix that. Just give him some time.

"kickin' them daisy dukes" 🔒 (E) by bropunzeling | 1,886 | The glass of the mirror is cool against the sunburned skin of Jamie’s shoulders and upper arms. “We really shouldn’t be doing this,” he mumbles.

"here comes the heat" 🔒 (E) by bropunzeling | 6,528 | At first, Trevor almost thinks it’s a fever. Jamie looks red, like he’s just finished a two-minute shift, cheeks pink and mouth open as he pants. His eyes have gone a glassy blue, and his hair is sticking to his forehead, curling slightly with sweat.

"baby, take a seat" 🔒 (E) by bropunzeling | 5,127 | Jamie can’t stop looking at Trevor’s thighs. It's a problem.

"Slow Lunge" 🔒 (M) by Kerfluffle | 9,954 | Trevor gets a new summer job, and Jamie’s quality of life suffers as a result.

"Checked Swing" 🔒 (M) by dilangley | 30,330 | Every morning, Jamie walks out into the kitchen of the little team-provided apartment and sees Trevor Zegras in his kitchen. And it ruins his fucking day. Every fucking time.

"Big Apple, takin' a bite of me" 🔒 (M) by theaa | 4,547 | Jamie Drysdale is a cliché. He graduates college, and instead of sticking around in Toronto—a stupidly small city full of too many of his old classmates and too many of his exes—he moves to New York. Alone. With a sub-optimal amount in his savings account and a grad job in advertising he’s hoping won’t make him totally miserable.

"Fever Dream High" 🔒 (E) by canary | 5,351 | Every single person at this party was taller than Jamie, and tanner, and glowier, like an impenetrable wall of Southern California cool.

"up all night" 🔒 (E) by bropunzeling | 11,031 | Jamie trusts Trevor with his life, with his swipe card, with his next mixed drink. Jamie trusts Trevor with everything, except the one thing he keeps close to his chest.

"you built a city" 🔒 (E) by notthequiettype | 2,981 | "You look like a tough guy yet?" "I look like I took a stick to the mouth."

"all these tastes improve" 🔒 (E) by notthequiettype | 5,243 | "Jesus Christ," Jamie says, louder than he means to. "Do you ever shut up?"

"duck pucks" 🔒 (M) by Linsky | 2,378 | It’s just a stupid social media thing. Jamie doesn’t know why Trevor’s making such a big deal out of it.

"duck buddies" 🔒 (E) by Linsky | 1,675 | It’s a weird text, but Jamie doesn’t think that much about it.

"Better than I ever even knew" 🔒 (E) by theaa | 3,165 | Trevor follows a lot of Instagram models. Fact. Jamie's never been worried about it.

"got real love maybe" 🔒 (E) by anonymous | 14,478 | Trevor huffs out a rough, wet laugh, running a hand down his face. Everyone on the team thinks Jamie’s the opposite of a stereotypical omega, someone who would never demand anything from an alpha, but in reality he’s always like this, carelessly demanding and expectant of Trevor’s time and attention. He doesn’t ever abuse the power he holds over Trevor, but maybe Jamie’s body’s malfunctioning because he’s not getting Trevor’s attention automatically for once in his life. God knows Trevor’s body is basically going into shock from not providing it.

"baby, if you only knew" 🔒 (E) by TheNorthRemembers | 5,335 | Trevor had tried to be creative with the pose. Belly down, legs apart, bend at the knee and feet up, arms on the back of the couch, looking over his shoulder. It’s not a bad picture.

"trade season" 🔒 (E) by whiskey_in_tea | 4,796 | He’s in his stall at the Farg, trying to figure out a new pre-game routine here. Jamie hears a little knock and looks up to see Travis Konecny is standing over him. He’s compact in real life, shorter than Jamie, even. They haven’t talked Jamie got here, but that doesn’t mean anything. He hasn’t really talked to anyone yet. “Heard about your boy,” Travis says. “Sorry about it. Sucks, eh?” “Yeah. Sucks,” Jamie agrees.

"(wow wow wow wow) that's low brow" (M) by ellen_shame | 1,606 | Jamie grows a moustache. Trevor has an identity crisis about it.

"I'll go if you go, if you're cool with that" 🔒 (T) by somewhat_invested | 3,806 | He doesn’t actually see it. First, he hears it. He hears the deafening quiet of an arena, the eerie silence that only occurs when somebody’s taking too long to get up. It’s horrible. He hears some of the Ducks guys start yelling, hears the sounds of the emerging scrum, and most noticeably, he doesn’t hear Trevor. He feels vaguely nauseous, the pit in his stomach growing as he realizes Trevor's the one on the ice.

"Too Much" (T) by waytoovibey | 688 | Everything Trevor has ever loved he has held on to for dear life.

"and when i'm feeling alone (you remind me of home)" 🔒 (M) by countthestars | 19,912 | “I’ve checked, dude. Apparently everybody wants to spend Christmas in your little fucking Christmas card town.”

"half your love" 🔒 (M) by dilangley | 32,634 | Trevor has a soulmate. It's not Jamie.

"slipping under (one wave at a time)" 🔒 (E) by cokehead_zeroed | 1,659 | “When’s the last time you knelt, Jamie?” Trevor asks. Jamie freezes. If Trevor wanted him to stop kicking him in the fucking leg, it’s working. “I dunno. A little while ago,” he replies, trying to keep things vague and loose. “But not that long.” “Yeah, but like, when?” Then he starts counting on his fucking fingers. Jamie blows air out through his nose, cheeks a dull pink. “It’s been a few months. Big fucking deal.”

"home by now" 🔒 (M) by donderwolk | 5,776 | “I hate thinking about you there,” Trevor says instead of, I’ll burn all of Philadelphia to the ground if it means I get to keep you, which is what he really wants to say. How he really feels.

"Words, How Little They Mean When You're A Little Too Late" (T) by waytoovibey | 1,263 | It’s quiet on the rooftop but it’s been quiet in the house too. Jamie doesn’t know what to say now that they’ve moved back in together. Jamie didn’t know what to say over the summer either.

"in the quiet" (G) by waytoovibey | 1,119 | He wasn’t really sleeping, not yet anyway, but Jamie’s exhausted after practice today. Tomorrow they fly to Vegas and start the season. He wants to get as much rest as he can. “First sleepover of the season,” Trevor says, holding his pillow up like a trophy, “duh.”

"bide your time" 🔒 (E) by fiveandnocents | 2,791 | When Trevor finally gets his arms around Jamie’s neck, content to grind against Jamie’s thick thigh until he comes, Jamie shifts away. “No,” he whines, trying to pull Jamie back in. Jamie lets himself be dragged down, but only to press placating kisses to Trevor’s jaw as he runs soothing fingers through his hair. “You have two days to go.”

"one single thread of gold" 🔒 (E) by cropmilk | 10,015 | Trevor booked his flight to Philly as soon as he got his phone back in his hands. Getting to Philly was the easy part; the game was another monster altogether.

"Short Sleeves in December" 🔒 (E) by makeit_takeit | 23,038 | Outside the windows that look out into the gym, is a guy. He’s got dirty blond hair, sun-bleached ends curling shaggy and disheveled around his ears, sticking out from under a flat-brimmed hat. He’s wearing a t-shirt with the sleeves cut out, sides hanging open down past his ribs, and athletic shorts that are hiked up to stretch around the considerable width of his upper quads. He’s standing there on the wooden floor of the basketball court, barefoot and sweaty and tan all over, looking like what California would look like if it was a person. And his pale blue eyes (of course they’re blue eyes) are narrowed, laser-focused, and they’re staring right at Jamie.

"i think he knows" 🔒 (M) by snailmailed | 9,842 | “Earth to Drysdale,” Turcs says, nudging Jamie with his elbow. “Want a sip? Looking a little thirsty.” Jamie tries for a withering glare, hoping that the heated flush from being in a sweaty bar covers for the embarrassment he somehow feels creeping up underneath it. “Last time I buy you a drink.” Turcs just laughs, “Sure JD, I believe you.”

"long way from home" 🔒 (T) by somewhat_invested | 1,999 | There’s 2,000 something miles from coast to coast, but Facetime connects all the same. Jamie thinks it might be his new favorite app.

"pressing play on this old tape" 🔒 (T) by rafting | 2,000 | It’s fitting — when Jamie thinks of Trevor, he thinks of him like he always was in California: warm, tan, bright. Mouth open and hands restlessly moving to keep up. Trevor would bundle up in sweats and a beanie even in the mild Anaheim winter, but they never had to bust out scarves or winter coats at home. “Dude, it is fucking freezing,” are the first words out of Trevor’s mouth.

"when you swing my way" 🔒 (T) by somewhat_invested | 1,906 | Jamie hates how much he likes it - how even far away from Trevor, at a different lake, alone, it feels like they’re the only people in the world.

"Dig it when you're fancy dressed up in lace, dig it when you have a smile on your face" 🔒 (M) by theaa | 5,787 | A month ago, when the random woman gave Jamie her card at the Mall, Trevor was too busy being pissed their pre-movie hang was being rudely interrupted.

"The world grows green again" 🔒 (T) by theaa | 4,355 | Trevor grins, only a little watery, buoyed by just the sight of Jamie’s familiar dull gray work suit, rumpled after a full Friday at school.

"A floodgate you can pantomime" 🔒 (T) by theaa | 2,018 | The cream rectangle of card lays on the granite countertop between them, the shiny, embossed letters catching in the kitchen spotlights. As if Trevor doesn’t have the whole thing memorized anyway.

"maybe we could reconstruct" 🔒 (E) by unsay | 4,213 | Trevor’s not a romantic, but he always thought he’d get to bond the right way when he got around to doing it. Meet someone, hit it off, let himself be wooed and courted and eventually bitten. It had all felt vague and distant and pleasant to him, and it had gone straight out the window the second Jamie messaged to say he was going to fucking Philadelphia.

"the care and keeping" 🔒 (M) by unsay | 11,845 | “You’re kind of a fucking dick,” says Jack Hughes — of all people. “You know that, right?” “Uh,” Jamie says, “dude, can I help you?” Philadelphia isn't quite far enough for Jamie to escape Trevor, or Trevor's friends.

••••••

"this must be the place" 🔒 (E) by rafting | 33,151 | It’s not fucking fair that Jamie and Yorkie have this private little — whatever, this thing that Trevor has no access to and was too dumb to notice when it was happening. Besides, if Yorkie’s going to see Jamie in July, who knows if they’re even planning to keep this a secret?

"What's The Over/Under On Getting Over/Under You?" 🔒 (E) by neerdowellwolf | 6,031 | "Can we just, you know, pause for one second here," Jamie says. "Five minutes ago you were straight and now we're making you a Grindr profile?" Trevor does stop. He sets his shirt on the bed next to him and fixes his gaze on Jamie. "I'm still straight. I just want to suck a dick. It's called coping."

"my mind fixated" 🔒 (E) by fiveandnocents | 3,075 | Trevor has a lot of confidence for a guy with a small dick.

"don't look at me you got a girl at home (and everybody knows that)" 🔒 (E) by waytoovibey | 2,195 | “I don’t think your girlfriend would like that very much,” Jamie replies, settling back into his spot with his back against the heavy headboard. He slides his legs under the covers carefully so as not to kick Trevor in the face where he’s sprawled out on top of the comforter. “She won’t mind,” Trevor reasons, “It’s chill.”

"what if the things we feel count more than what we do" 🔒 (E) by isozyme | 4,234 | "Just talk to her, J-Man," Trevor tells Jamie, pointing way too obviously at the blonde by the bar. She's cute, wearing a white sweater with a high neckline but that's thin enough Trevor can see her nipples through it. They look like good nipples — Jamie could suck on them or something, probably make her go crazy as she thinks about taking his sweet boy-next-door virginity. Not that Jamie's a virgin. Trevor makes sure Jamie has lots of sex with hot girls, because he's the best bro.

More to be added as I find them.

[hermanunworthy]

!DNDADS S2 EP45 SPOILERS!

WE ARE SO BACK (im going to die)

- so i have been informed that we have a NEW HERMIE FACT THIS EP??? so i have been SICK TO MY STOMACH WONDERING WHAT ITS GONNA BE. I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO GET ANOTHER

- OH THE INTRO GUY IS THE FUCKING. THE PODCAST GUY WHO CALLED TAYLOR A SLUR AGKDJD

- THE CHAOS ORBS BIT HAS ME GIGGLING

- THESE RAD FACTS ARE A MESS HELPP

- NOT FREDDIE IMMEDIATELY FACT CHECKING BETH

- I.

- I?????

- THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

- OH THAT IS SO

- OH MY GOD IM GONNA DIE

- I ASKED FOR HERMIES LORE AND I GOT IT. ITS JUST NOTHING. THERE IS NO REAL LORE

- THAT WAS SO FUCKING EVIL IM DONE BRO

- kills myself

- i havent even continued to the actual episode yet im just so shocked and upset by this. scam u evil mf i love u but why

- BACK IN EP34 HERMIE LITERALLY DESCRIBED SCAM AS "THE MAN WHO STOLE MY CHILDHOOD". yknow maybe a little murder IS deserved /hj

- finally unpausing. im a ghost now im dead

- TERRY AND GLENN. TERRY AND GLENN

- TERRY WAS THE ONE WHO SHOT NICK??? OR IS HE JUST SAYING THAT

- SCARY SPEAKING TO TERRY AAAUAGAHHH

- WHY IS YHIS FIGHT SO PATHETIC LMAOO THERE WAS SM HYPE FOR IT BEFORE

- I FORGOT THERE WAS GONNA BE A RON AND TERRY REUNION TOO OH GOD. OH GOD

- NORMAL. OH GOD

- HE WAS CRYING A BUNCH DONT DO THIS TO ME

- TERRY AND SCARY IM GONNA DIE

- "maybe it was just a phase" HOLY SHIT THATS BIG

- RON DESCRIBING NICKYS RELATIONSHIP W THE KIDDADS AS "ENEMIES TO LOVERS"

- SO RON WAS THERE AT THE NICKY BETRAYAL???

- THE GUN WAS GLOWING BLUE

- FREDDIE BEING NICKYS BIGGEST FAN 😢😢 YEAH U GO AND SUPPORT UR SONDAD

- TERRY SHOOTING NICKY TO SAVE GRANT. AND THEN LATER GRANT SHOOTING TERRY IN FRONT OF NICKY. WHY.

- TERRY AND SCARY HUG. WAAAAAA

- RON IS IN THE HUG TOO I CANT DO THIS OH MY GOD THIS FUCKING FAMILY

- damn the marlowe family daddy magic sequence was sooo much faster than the wilsons

- SCARY SAID SHE LOVES HIM. SCARY. SAID. 🧍 GUYS

- AAAUGH. NICKY POINTING OUT GLENN NOT BEING THERE FOR TAYLORS BIRTH

- THE BABY TAYLOR NOISES

- glenn showing up high is quite upsetting to me actually

- JODIE VISITED TAYLOR. MULTIPLE TIMES. TELL ME WHY IM CRYING

- I HATE MYSELF WHY AM I SO HERMIE FOCUSED WHY IS THIS MAKING ME CRY

- GLENN STOP. UR HURTING ME

- "dang. idk if i like that guy" whimpers like a hurt dog

- TAYLOR. TAYLOR SWIFT. M GONNA CRY AGAIN

- ITS ABOUT THE. THE GENERATIONAL TRAUMA. THE ABSENT FATHERS. THE VALUING OF CASUAL FRIENDSHIP OVER ACTUAL PARENTHOOD

- TAYLOR TALKING IN TJAT REALLY QUIET TINY VOICE IS KILLING ME. HES JUST A LITTLE BABY GUY

- NICKY BEING REMINDED THROUGH TAYLOR WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE NICK IS SOOO EVIL

- GOING INTO TAYLORS MEMORIES?? TAYLOR LORE....

- FREDDIE IS COMING OUT W THE BIG GUNS THIS EPISODE WOW. FOR SOME REASON I WAS NOT EXPECTING TAYLOR ANGST TODAY

- GLENN CLOSE. HAVE U SERIOUSLY LEARNED NOTHING

- OH YEAH TAYLORS NEVER HAD DISNEYLAND

- THERE IS NO FIXING THIS.

- LINCOLN HUGGING SHMEGAN HELP

- OH NO WAIT THE FBI IS TAKING OVER HELL AFTER ALL

- "get taylor and nick out" and not hermie. sorry ill shut up (NO I WONT. THERE HAS BEEN NO HERMIE THIS EP BESIDES THAT DEVASTATING RAD FACT)

- LINCOLN AS THE KING OF HELL WHAT?????

- NORMAL OFFERING TO BE THE KING OH MY GOD.

- NORMAL AND TAYLOR HAVE TO FIGHT NOW?? FR THIS TIME???

- "I WAS JUST BEING ANGSTY" HELP

- ONLY ONE GETS TO LEAVE ALIVE???????

- WHAT. WHAT

- i. i am in shock. idk how to feel. oh my lord

[microstmnt]

I had already uploaded their (first) timeskip designs seperately but I wanted to upload the line up to remind myself just how much they boys have all grown 

And more tidbits over here! Because god knows when I’ll be able to upload a proper breakdown of what happened during the Battle Nexus...

Leo: age 18, during the Battle Nexus wich was their little physical, mental and emotional break after their utter defeat against Shredder, Leo basically quit being leader not because he was done and tired of the responsability but because he felt that he failed everyone, not being able to protect them, not being prepared for the worst, being defeated not even by Shredder but his daughter, being saved by basically a miracle...  How could he call himself the leader? Even after Tang Shen (in Twig’s body) told them that their first task was to rest Leo still tried to train behind her back, only stopping after being assigned a “babysitter”, Usagi, who would befriend him and eventually help him train (later, but right now REST BOY). In his place of leadership he leaves Raph (originally he tought of Donnie, but the boy already went trough hell and back in Raph’s rescue mission.. so, the job goes to the other twin).. During this year he learns to be a better leader (actually listen to his team, and trust them, yes with your life dear). New weapon unlocked: Nodachi

Raph: age17. Oooh boy, you’re my favorite so of course you’re gonna get dragged through the trenches... The boy is in shambles, during the whole rescue mission Raph was aware of his actions but could do nothing to stop them, hurting his brothers is his worst nightmare, and it doesnt help that his older bro is now on his own spiral of shame and cant actually be there for them, Donnie is not talking, and Mikey’s still afraid of him even if he tries to hide it... Eventually (like three months in) Don opens up to him and the twins go back to their old dynamic, except that there is a lingering feeling of losing something because they now dont look exactly the same, and sure before they still had enough sligth differences that you could tell them apart if you looked closely, but now their scars make it evident that they wont be able to pull they’re little switch places prank that they found so comforting to do... Leo eventually announces to Raph that he is going to be the leader and... boy does that not go well, for starters Raph never wanted to be leader, he just didn’t like Leo being the leader and besides the boy feels like everything started because of him and Leo wants to make him leader?? He’s also fighting his own rage issues because he doesnt even trust himself anymore and is starting to wonder if maybe Splinter wasn’t right in being afraid of him (DONT WORRY it will get resolved, I would hate to make Splinter a bad dad and he is not afraid of Raph, it’s... complicated, I would have to make a separate post). New weapon unlocked: Kusarigama

Donnie: age 17. You’re also gonna get dragged through the trenches by proxy... Donnie for the first like 5-6 months is completely non-verbal, with the first two months also being kinda unresponsive to the rest of his family, completely closed off, doesn’t even let Raph in, he slowly gets better, mending his relationship with Raph (being the only one he talks to), and even having some jokes and non verbal conversations with Mikey, he rarely bonds with Leo cause the latter rarely bonds with him (Leo I implore you reach out to your little bros), and even tho the first months were basically hell, he’s the second to get more well adjusted to their new reality and what happened to them. Is generally okay with Raph being the new leader but still feels like Leo might have chickened out. Also has some complaints against Splinter like any good middle children does, also has some complaints against Leo... It will all get resolved. WE’RE HEALING ALL TRAUMAS IN THIS YEAR BABY. New weapon unlocked: Naginata

Mikey: age 16. Oh baby you’re really gonna be an angel in this trying times. Yes, he’s afraid of Raph at first, is mad at Leo because he wasn’t there, hates himself for feeling this way... He understands that Raph didnt meant to attack him, and that his bro would never hurt him like that on purpose, but boy the subconscious mind is a force that you actively have to figth, also understands that Leo couldnt have been there, even if he had known what was happening. He’s going to be the first of his brothers to understand and let go, and eventually help his brothers do the same. His wound is the worst because of damaged nerves that require surgery, but his recovery goes smoothly. During the year he becomes closer to Twig/Tang Shen and even sometimes call him mom, something Twig doesnt seem to mind all that much. Last one to find out that Raph is the new leader, doesnt really care about that but why is he always the last one to find out about stuff? Feels like he’s always in the back burner, might have to have a conversation with his brothers and dad about it... New weapon unlocked: Sansetsukon

April: age 20. After leaving the hospital the first thing that April did (after being interrogated by cops...) was to look for the turtles, having not been able to find them in their Lair and not being able to contact them she initially thought the worst, but no, how could that be? They’re all skiled fighters, and they know to stick to shadows, they’re probably just laying low. So she and Casey waited, trying to go back to a semblance of a normal life, she started to study again and started her career on biochemistry knowing that eventually the boys would be back on her life. But the months passed and no one got in contact with her, she eventually stopped going to the Lair because she feared a breakdown every time she didnt find anything new, and it wasnt healthy to get so obsessed with a maybe, she got into a lot of fights with Casey, both dealing with their unspoken grief very differently and eventually and with a lot of pain she accepted that maybe they were gone for real... Fast forward to like a month later the turtles would show up at her dorm room and explain to her what happened, HOW DO YOU REACT?? YOU WENT THROUGH ALL 7 STAGES OF GRIEF AND NOW YOU’RE RELIVING THEM. Well obviously she was mad and also happy to see them again, but it’ll take a lot to earn her trust again after that

Casey: age 19. OOH YOU’RE ALSO MY FAVORITE SO! guess what that means. The first thing Casey did after leaving the hospital (and being interrogated by cops and assuming full responsability of setting a building on fire...) was to look for the turtles with April. After not finding them he figured that yeah it makes sense, that Shredder guy wants them death, obviously their hiding, and eventually they’ll let us know where they are. In the meantime Casey starts to take his vigilante job extra seriously, beating up Purple Dragons, trying to figure out what the Foot Clan is up to, April tells him to stop because he’s really gonna get killed but his logic is that he’s helping the turtles. Months pass, the guys still havent shown any signs, April is starting to miss their weekly meetings in the Lair, and he feels like she’s giving up very easily, they fight often. Casey REFUSES to even think of the possibility that the boys are dead, the guy’s in denial, he’s going through it, he already lost a family once and he felt abandoned then, NOW? OH BABY ITS WORSE. He doesnt let himself grieve and eventually the turtles show up again after his work (actual work, not vigilante thing), and after his first relief he starts throwing punches... I mean can you blame the guy? Raph has to physically hold him off to prevent him from punching Mikey or Donnie (he got to punch Raph and Leo tho lmao) and then he actually breaks down in tears, because he realizes that he did thought that they died, and was so afraid of having lost his family again... Now he just has to mend his relationship with April, because he may have called her a coward (baby, your mouth runs faster than your brain...)

[snippychicke]

Rant time because I just need to get these thoughts out and shouting them into the void of tumblr seems like the safest option.

Ya'll probably figured out.by now my childhood was not all sunshine and rainbows. And I know no ones really is. But when you end up with cptsd afterwards... yeah.

And, well, this year marks the 10th anniversary of my dad passing. Which alone is a sombering event. But my step.sisters, whom I have had no contact really since my dad passed, wants to meet up for supper. So I agreed. And here in an hour I"ll see them and their family.

I just did not expect how anxiety inducing this last week has been as I fight off memories best left forgotten. I have had a hell of week, dissociating at work, memory shot, panic attacks.

I mean, I always have a low key war with trying to fight my memoriea and finding ways to distract myself from getting lost in them. But now is even worse and I keep hitting brick walls. Part of me wants to talk about like I am now, but I am too hesitant to because I don't want to trauma dump on people. I tried to talk to my mom, and surprise, she turned it into about herself and offered no sympathy. (Actually kinda verbally attacked me about it, but we won't go there.) And my bro is hurt they reached out to me and not him and...

God. I just wanna hide and runaway from all of it. I don't want this stress, I wanted to be free of these feeljngs and not snagged by them.

My friend reminded me I'm an adult now. I have a car, I can leave whenever, but I feel like that small child who was caught and pulled in so many directions and felt responsible for everything and everyone and simultaneously had no idea what to do.

If anyone is still reading this, if you could just send good gibes into the universe for me, be it prayer or whatever, I would appreciate it.

As it is, I'm gonna default into my maladaptive daydreaming and try to embody the stronger characters I know to protect myself. Wish me luck.

[creaturebehavior]

miss him a lot today and missing having friends who i can talk to. i don’t want just any friends i want friends who i can trust and talk to.

i’ve noticed myself dwelling recently over the ways i hurt Rose. i wish i would have been in a better place when we got together. that’s one of my biggest regrets in life is how i was so out of control when we dated.

i know there’s nothing i can do about it.

we had this connection and were able to be vulnerable in ways i never have been able to with anyone else. i wish i hadn’t ruined it and hurt them so badly. i haven’t been able to forgive myself and i also can’t fathom ever meeting someone who i can connect with like that again

of course, they made sure we didn’t get too close because i was so unpleasant to be with. but whenever we did actually connect, it felt like magic. i loved how we encouraged each other to be ourselves. i felt like myself when i was with them. and they loved me for it. i hate that i hurt them.

i know they weren’t perfect either and they hurt me in some ways too but i know i was the one who brought on almost all the turmoil

i can’t imagine i’ll ever meet someone who i can feel that free with. even though i couldn’t let go with them completely though i tried, they made it clear they weren’t interested in doing that with me. but i still felt more open and more myself with them than with anyone else.

and i treated them the way i did because i didn’t know better and because i needed help but i can’t figure out how to forgive myself because i really made their life hell.

we’ve reconciled i guess….. i’ve made amends to them since it happened but the more i mature and the more distance i get for some reason instead of forgiving myself i just feel worse and worse about what i did

that’s why i don’t date anymore. because after Rose i dated Adam to punish myself and that didn’t make me feel any better.

i know with all my heart that i can’t function in a relationship and it feels soul crushing to acknowledge this

i don’t have the ability to regulate my emotions properly so i know i’ll never be able to truly have a close friend again.

i miss feeling mildly safe and feeling connection and joy

i don’t know if i’ll ever forgive myself. every time i remember our joy, i remember our pain. i hurt them so much. i’ll never forgive myself.

i wanted to be close with them. i’m so sorry i was scary and awful. always having panic attacks and crying. i’m so sorry. i’m so sorry. i could never stay sober no matter how many times i promised im so sorry. i’m so sorry i was scary and loud im so sorry.

that time i came home from a trip and they realized while i was gone that they didn’t wanna be with me anymore. i was so excited to see them when i came home, but they avoided me for days. i had no idea that’s what i was gonna come home too. i had such a horrible family vacation i was so relieved to be home and so excited to see them. they didn’t want to see me. after a couple days i think i probably manipulated them into coming over. i bought this stupid towel while i was on vacation that had this cartoon couple riding in a car and they looked androgynous and queer which i thought was so cute and the towel said “enjoy the journey” which i thought was perfect because me and rose were always talking about being on this journey of life together.

when they finally came over i showed them the towel and they gave me this look. and i knew in the instant that they didn’t want to be with me anymore. but then i stayed in denial because i wanted to believe our love was strong enough to withstand everything

then for some reason we stayed together until i went to rehab in spring. they were finally ready to leave me. i still didn’t really get it. Until this phone call we had. and they expressed how they don’t want to be with me anymore.

i don’t know why i was surprised. they would get time away from me and see how toxic i was. i’m so sorry for what i put them through. i wish we would have broken up a year sooner.

[paintsplantspaws]

Blue Flames Chapter 3

Reg whipped around at the speed of light and Backed up protective of me. Weird truck.A armored truck was speeding through our main street to the longhouse. It jousted like a fish out of water Crashing several parked cars on the way. It finally flopped to its side in defeat. Smoke Billowed out in massive clouds. A couple fires started nearby. Two people in orange were spotted leaving the Truck. One pulled away from the other and ran. The other soon followed slowly after glancing behind them.

Reggie bolted towards the people in orange. He yelled over his shoulder that he was going after them and stay i should "stay back" because the truck was "gonna blow". "Pfft whatever I not 5." i thought as i rolled my eyes. "Stay away from the exploding Thing ,got it." i shout back. I jogged around to behind it. I heard a voice cry out "Can anyone hear me?" as i approached i realized it was a man. "Need some help here! " he shouted desperately. He was stuck under the back door.

I called for my bro."Uh.. Reggie? Guy needs some help." I looked at the vehicle it read army on the side. "What the hell is the military doing here?" i though out loud. I lifted the door and he squirmed out. He was wearing orange as well. He was bald and tan with a few tattoos. "Holy smokes dude." I helped him to his feet and he thanked me saying he though he was gonna die."Hey you alright?" asked Reggie with concern. The orange clad man widen his eyes in anger.

My Resucee then punched my and turned me to face my bro, grabbing me by the shoulders. "Hey let him go!" he demanded and whipped out his pistol. Reggie went full cop and told him to put his hands where he could see them. However it was useless. "I dot wanna hurt nobody. I just wanna get gone 'fore she gets here." he started shakily in the most southwestern way possible. "Reg Threaten to shoot him. The man stuck out his hand and it smoke and embers swirled around it. I could feel the warmth coming from his arm. I tried to grab his arm. Instead all i got was smoke but not like the normal kind.

It was like a capsule of embers and smoke held together by an invisible force. Almost as soon as i grabbed it my mind flickered with many images and then it all went black. I was face down on the ground when my eyes shot open. my whole body tingled as i got to my feet. I called out to Reg but no response. There was more destruction around me. More cars turned and there were many flames licking the ground. i realized to had to find him.

I took a pace forward and my body felt as it had became nothing but air for a split second and then back to normal. "What the hell was that? I don't What the hell?!" I began to panic. it happened again as i cleared a car on its side. I had no clue what was going on. My heartbeat was going up quickly. I almost went of the cliff. Then i Turned i could hear my brother on the other side of a fallen pine tree. "Reg? Reg, I really need you!" i shouted in terror.

I stepped closer to the tree and then i no clipped right through them as if i was air. I could fell the needles on the pine. I did it again and again. Then that jerk pushed a car into my brother. "NO!" i screamed in agony I couldn't lose my last family member. Mom and Dad had passed away when i was 15. Reggie and I were left behind.I dashed over to him. "Reg you OK?" "Delsin? what was that?" "I got to get that car off you." his feet were lodged between a fallen tree and the car. "I got to get you out!" . "Yeah Yeah Okay just just help Me Push!" Reggie gasped. I pushed and I felt those powers activate. "No! No! No!" I scream though clenched teeth. I proceeded to fall back as the car went flying.

"I can't stop man. I can't stop it! Reggie, I cant stop it , man!" i trembled. he wrapped me in a hug from behind and attempted to comfort me. Freaking out.

"I'm one of them! Man I'm one of them!" I panicked. "No. NO! No, you are MY brother, Alright? You are my Brother." "Okay" "Thing Thing with you is gonna pass. I promise and well fix it. Alight you with me? You with me?" he cupped my face. " Okay Okay" i responded. "We gotta get out of here. There is a Bio-terrorist, we gotta stop him before he gets to rest of the tribe." " Alight."

"Okay." He looked me dead in the eyes. "I need you, I need you right now. " OK i responded and got to our feet. I followed him to the cannery .

[photogirl894]

11 and 17 for Kimber!

Also entirely separate thing, but I hope when the whole “Fall of Kamino” arc happens and Crosshair reveals that he had his chip removed a long time ago — and then he has the audacity to ask “does it matter?” When Hunter asks when he got it removed — Kimber throws up her hands and just screams “YES!!! THE HELL DO YOU MEAN ‘DOES IT MATTER”?!” Because that was me. That was me at that moment and to this day I’m STILL so confused about it. Like. What??? Crosshair it makes a BIG difference in terms of when you got your chipped removed. Bro. Dude. My man. You tried to kill your brothers multiple times. Then you say “I had my chip removed a long time ago,” refuse to elaborate when, and then are so hurt when they train guns on you whenever you hold a gun and don’t trust you. Crosshair, your a great character and I love you, but Hell frozen on a popsicle stick. You can’t just try to kill your brothers (multiple times), try to kill your sister (who was a kid at the time, and again, multiple times), follow the empire when they’re doing some of the most unethical stuff you saw separatists doing, disabuse your family of the belief that it was mind control that was making you do this, refuse to elaborate when the mind control wasn’t a thing, leave them wondering how many times you DID have the chip removed and still tried to kill them, and expect them to be like “aite, sounds good homie. Let’s go join the living and political embodiment of ‘these hoes ain’t loyal’ and help it kill a bunch of innocents and ruin lives, because screw finding our own purpose and doing what we want. Which is like — what being a Bad Batcher is about — but we can always rebrand. Also let’s ditch the literal child that we’ve been raising as our family too. Yep. Sounds sane and normal to us.”

I apologize for that tangent. TLDR; I hope Kimber goes off on Crosshair a bit after the whole “I had my chip removed a long time ago” thing because in my honest, humble opinion: someone should have. Bro was making no sense and then felt betrayed when his squad felt betrayed, hurt, and confused. Not to say Crosshair hasn’t suffered or anything, but he just didn’t seem to consider his family’s point of view.

Okay, for real, my dear anon...this isn't really a huge spoiler, honestly, but OHMYGOSH, I LITERALLY HAVE SOMETHING JUST LIKE THAT ALREADY PLANNED!!! 😆 Hell, I'm pretty sure I have the dialogue already written and I've had it for probably over a year or so now. Cuz I feel the same, I remember being with Hunter in that scene and just thinking, "YES!! OF COURSE IT MATTERS, YOU ASSHOLE!!" And yeah, with how her relationship is with Crosshair (and how strained it definitely will be by that point), yeah, Kimber is definitely gonna be going off on him about that whole thing. You can be sure of that!!

Now, to the questions:

11) What was your inspiration for your OC?

You know, Kimber just started off as a random OC idea I came up with for, like, a one shot-type of fic I thought of that was way different. I'd thought of Hunter being stranded somewhere after a mission or something and he's injured and his squad is trying to find him. However, he's found by a random woman, Kimber, who takes him in and nurses him back to health. He spends a while with her and, over time, falls in love with her and wishes he could stay and have a normal life with her. Eventually, the Bad Batch find him, he leaves but promises to return to her one day.

I don't know how exactly that idea changed into what I've done with Sun and Rain, but I think it was for the better. Kimber became a much more complex, dynamic and all-around fun OC with the direction I've taken her and I definitely think she's grown so much. And she'll continue to grow even more as the story goes on through the rest of the show 😊

17) If your OC has kids, are they a good parent? Do they ever feel guilty if they have to leave them?

I've been thinking about that a lot since the show's finale...(I won't say anything in case of spoilers, even though it's been a week by this point), but I think Kimber would certainly be a wonderful mother. She had a bit of experience with kids back on Tatooine growing up and then helping take care of Omega will prepare her for raising kids, as well. Her and Hunter would be amazing parents, no doubt! Like any mother, I think she would definitely feel guilty having to leave them for any reason.

Thanks for the ask, anon!! 💜

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[rubykgrant]

(hello, if you want to see the bitter-sweet potential of Alpha almost-dad? Epsilon-bro, Tex not-mom-but-something and Carolina family, here is the bit from my "Epsilon leaves behind emotional messages for everybody" story, here is him saying good-bye to Carolina~)

When he speaks, his voice has a slight fragile quality… like he’s already been through a LOT, and this is all he has left.

“I thought maybe… if I saved you for last, it would be easier… but it really isn’t. How do I even EXPLAIN how I feel? About everything? Before I existed, there was Alpha, who went through… a LOT of crap. He got manipulated, tortured, used as a weapon, forced to hurt people, torn apart and put back together again. All those memories were put into Epsilon, and at one point, it was all I had. I hated most of my life… and you know what? I’d still go through it all again, knowing I’d eventually meet this group of weirdos, and knowing that I’d eventually meet YOU, Carolina. You never got to really knew Alpha, but he knew who you were, and believe it or not... he really cared. Even before I understood everything, I cared too. We both cared about YOU. I doubt I’m what most people would consider a father figure, and honestly the idea of being in charge of keeping a very small person alive scares the HELL out of me, but um, I- I guess, uh… aw, whatever, I wish one of us could have been there for you when your dad wasn't. I’m sure I would’ve sucked, and Alpha probably wouldn't win father-of-the-year, but if nothing else, we wouldn’t have just stood back and watched while you half-way killed yourself trying to prove you mattered. You’ve got nothing to prove, Carolina.

You also don’t need to keep hating yourself, either. I know you’re carrying around all the guilt for every mistake you ever made, and I know you can’t just forget about it… but PLEASE, don’t go and half-way kill yourself because you think you need to be punished somehow. Everybody does bad things, some worse than others, but that doesn’t mean you are going to be nothing but a bad person forever. I also want to say… if she- if she had known… Carolina, if Tex had realized who SHE was and who YOU were before everything went to hell… if things had been different, you two would have gotten along. No, more than that… she would have loved you, Carolina. Your mother always did, but Tex would have too, just from getting to know you. As a PERSON. Tex wasn’t LITERALLY your mother, she wasn’t just a copy of Allison or a ghost… but Tex still cared. I wish Tex had the chance to see you again... and I’m so glad I got to know you, just for a little while. It wasn’t long enough. You were the one who helped me see who I really was... what made me different from Alpha, and what I shared with him.

Carolina, you’ve been through a lot. You’ve lost two families, your parents and your friends from the Freelancer program… but you aren’t alone anymore. You’ve got a new family now, and they are a tough bunch to get rid of! I mean it, you are stuck with them. These are YOUR weirdos now. If I can give one line of fatherly advice, it is this… show them who’s boss. Are they acting crazy? You act crazier! Are they being annoying? You show them they don’t even know the MEANING of annoying! Remember, you are the BEST, Carolina. So, be the best at being a problem. Living with them is like a game, and if you try to be the only one who stays mature and serious, you’re gonna lose. Haha… man, this is already too much, I didn’t mean to ramble so long… I guess I feel like… I feel like if I just keep talking- if I just keep TALKING, then this won’t have to end, it won’t be over, I won’t have to… I just have to say it, don’t I? I just have to say it. OK, OK… I love you, Carolina. Good-bye.”

(ret-con video thinks it's got angst, MAN I got angst for DAYS... but also, I'm nice~)

everyone makes the carolina & tex "you're not my real mom" jokes but like. she and epsilon have Definitely had a "fuck off you're not my father" conversation.

[hollandssunset]

not to get personal but me and my mom literally cried at the dinner table because she mentioned how she can’t imagine what she’ll do when I get married and leave home 😭😭😭

[xoxo-teddybear]

Chaotic Family Tingz - Bakugou Katsuki

Bakugou x f!reader ft. Older brother L/N Ryu and Younger brother L/N Itazura

Warnings: Cursing, Crack, Fluff, Tatted Bakugou bc ✨SPICE✨

Summary: You have a very….special family. You were nervous to not only bring your Tatted, motorcycle riding boyfriend to your home but also to show your very loving boyfriend your insane family. Unfortunately, the truth cannot be hidden for long. Unfortunately for your boyfriend, Bakugou, he learned the truth in a very L/N family way.

BAKUGOU’S MASTERLIST

A/N: Heavily inspired by Good Luck Charlie. ALSO, I wrote this more based around Y/N and her life but Katsuki plays part in it. I still think it’s good bc imagine Bakugou being in this situation 😆🤣

You and Bakugou Katsuki have been dating for a year. You fell in love with the Bakugou Katsuki.

He who had a sleeve full of tattoos, who wore black combat boots and chains, who rode slick black motorcycles yet was a total softie when it came to you

Even though you had been dating for over a year, you didn’t bring him home for multiple reasons

1. You wanted to be sure he was the one before he met your crazy family, 2. You didn’t want him to meet your crazy family

Notice how we keep saying crazy?

Eventually, Bakugou got tired of waiting. He wanted you to be comfortable but he also wanted to know you loved him enough to think he was the guy you would want to bring home to meet your family

Meeting the parents and meeting the family is a big step and shows that you really want him as part of your life. It would mean a whole lot to him

And when he requested to meet your family and you shut it down again, he began to question you

“Do you not want me to meet them because…of me? Do you not want them to meet me?”

You looked at your boyfriend with a sad look as he stared at you like a kicked puppy

“Baby, no. Of course I want my family to meet you.”

“Then why haven’t they?”

“….Because I don’t want you to meet them.”

“What?”

“Suki! They’re insane! I’m just- *sigh.* What if their craziness drives you away from me?”

Bakugou laughed at you in disbelief. Leave you? Like hell he would. Bakugou’s done a whole lot in his life and you are the one thing he got right.

“Yeah no. Sorry princess but you’re stuck with me for life. I’m not going anywhere.” When he said that, he kissed your knuckles before leaving a kiss on your lips which convinced you to let him meet your insane family

He celebrated right in front of you

Anyway, what you need to know is that you’re family is….crazy crazy. Crazy as in things are never boring in your house because things are always happening

(Mind you, the actions below happened before you said yes to letting Katsuki meet your family)

Now back to what we were saying

Bad things happen a lot. Things like your little 11 year old brother, Itazura, always getting into trouble at school. In fact, this time he got into so much trouble that his teacher called for a parent teacher meeting

Not wanting to get in trouble at home, Itazura had you and your brother pretend to be his parents and go to the meeting

Now you said no in the beginning, but he blackmailed you by threatening to tell your parents you broke their priceless-antique wedding china and so you had to give in

It didn’t take much convincing for your older brother, Ryu, to join in on Itazura’s plan. Ryu was a very….simple person.

“You’re just gonna give in like that?” You asked him

“I mean, in the end it just saves time.” He said, referring to how Itazura will always find a way to get what he wants

“Yeah, that’s fair.”

And so, you and Ryu posed as Itazura’s parents. You dressed in your mom’s work clothes while Ryu dressed in a suit and put on a fake mustache for gags

You both presented yourselves along with Itazura to his teacher, who can barely see straight, and the plan went on perfectly. You guys got away with it!

That was until Itazura’s teacher, who was named Mrs. Iko, saw you at the movies on a date with Katsuki

And this is where it all goes down. Take a seat my bitches, and bros, and non-binary hoes cuz shits about to get real

(Shoutout to you if you get the reference ;)

—

*Ding Dong*

Your brother was sitting on the couch with his boyfriend when all of a sudden the doorbell rang, catching Ryu’s attention.

Opening the door, Ryu was met with the sight of Mrs. Iko. She took notice of his younger clothes, appearance, and mustache-less face. “Mrs. Iko? What’re you doing here?”

“Mr. L/N!” Mrs. Iko said with a shocked face and hand over her mouth. “You look so much younger! And your mustache has disappeared!”

Ryu grew visibly nervous at her words and gulped before letting out a shaky laugh. “O-Oh! Right! Yes, Uh- yes I’ve always been known for my Uh- youthful looks! And I just recently shaved- wanted a new look, you know?”

“Oh, well that doesn’t matter. I’m afraid I have some awful news.” Mrs. Iko said with a worried face as Ryu listened. “It’s about your wife.”

At that, Ryu’s longtime boyfriend, Daisuke, stood and walked towards the two. “Your wife? You have a wife?”

“No.” Ryu said.

“You don’t?” Mrs. Iko asked.

“Of course I do!” Ryu said, turning to her. Mrs. Iko looked around as if everyone in the house was crazy (they were) before speaking.

“Who are you?” She asked Daisuke.

“I’m his boyfriend.” He said. At that moment, you walked into the house holding Katsuki’s hand, ready to introduce him to your family, totally unprepared for what was about to go down.

“Hey guys! We’re back from the- GAH!” You said, yelping once you saw Mrs. Iko in the house. Mrs. Iko looked at you and Katsuki in shock as she pointed to you both.

“And here she is with her boyfriend!” Mrs. Iko exclaimed. Ryu felt pressured to play along and tried to save Itazura’s secret by keeping the husband act going.

“You’re cheating on me?!” Ryu said to you. “You’re a married woman!”

“You’re married?!” Bakugou asked you with an angry and hurt voice.

“No! No, no, no, no.” You said with a nervous laugh, trying to reassure him.

“You’re not?” Mrs. Iko asked.

“Of course I am!” You said, snapping your head to her. At that moment, Itazura walked in from the kitchen, but once he saw Mrs. Iko, he quickly turned back to go to the kitchen once more with a shocked expression.

“Geeeh!” He exclaimed before turning around, unfortunately caught by you.

“Uh- ITAZURA!” You shouted from the door as Bakugou held you close by the waist as a way of claiming his territory just in case things were in trouble for the two of you. Don’t worry, they weren’t. He believed you when you said you weren’t married but he’s starting to notice the weird shit that goes down in this house.

Itazura then came back, slowly poking his head in from behind the door as he stepped out. “Yes, Mother?”

Hearing you referred to that, Bakugou’s eyes popped before looking down at you. “Okay! I’m starting to see why you didn’t want me to meet your family.”

You nodded your head in a very ‘yeah…sadly,’ type of way.

“Uh- Itazura,” you said, walking towards your little brother. “Mrs. Iko has found out that your father and I are having problems.” You said in a ‘help us out of this you evil mastermind,’ type of way.

“Uhhh..and does she know that you guys are the reason I misbehave?” Itazura said, loud enough for Mrs. Iko to hear, hoping she would.

“Oh, I do now!” Mrs. Iko said sympathetically. Itazura came in like the evil mastermind he is and pulled out his fake tears.

“Well, maybe some good can come from all this pain,�� he said with his fake tears and pouty lip towards his teacher. You faked a laugh before whispering to your younger brother.

“Hehehe…dial it down.” You said to him before turning to his teacher. “Um, Mrs. Iko, if you’ll excuse us, this family has some healing to do.”

“Which! I would like to do with just my parents and their apparent significant others,” Itazura said pointing to Daisuke and Katsuki.

“Welp! You should be on your way! Stay warm now!” Ryu said, beginning to escort Mrs. Iko out the front door by her shoulders. “Don’t wanna freeze off your toes!”

Unfortunately, right before the two reached the door, your actual parents came in. At the sight of them, you and your siblings flinched, sighed, and groaned before facing them. Luckily, Itazura came in once again to try and save the day in his lying ways.

“Grandma! Grandpa!” Itazura said going in to hug his actual parents to play his part. Your parents looked down to your brother in confusion and suspicion, well aware that your brother can get into some mischievous trouble.

“What’s going on?!” Your mom said, shaking off your brother’s hug.

“I’m Itazura’s teacher, I came to talk to his parents.” Mrs. Iko said introducing herself and gesturing to you and Ryu, to which the two of you scrunched your faces at being caught.

“We’re his parents.” Your dad said, gesturing to your mom and him. Mrs. Iko grew a face of utter shock before Itazura opened his mouth again.

“Hahaha, that’s right grandpa! You’re my dad!” Itazura said before whispering to Mrs. Iko. “He thinks he’s the president too.”

Your mom looked unimpressed at your brother’s lie until she caught sight of Bakugou in his white v-neck tee, and his big beefy arms covered in tattoos, holding his green bomber jacket, wearing his black ripped jeans and black combat boots. “Who are you?”

“Hey, I’m Bakugou Katsuki.” Your boyfriend said, waving with his gentler voice. Your dad looked outside and pointed to the foreign vehicle in their driveway before turning to Katsuki.

“Is that your motorcycle?” Your dad asked, making you nervous before you jumped to stand next to Katsuki to defend him.

“Um, yeah, about that-“

“I love motorcycles!” Your dad exclaimed with a smile.

“We’re dating!” You proudly said with a bright grin as you wrapped your arms around Katsuki’s as he looked down to you with a loving smile, loving when he heard you say those words to other people.

“Will you stop throwing that in my face?!” Ryu said, still playing his act.

“We’re not doing that anymore.” You blankly said to him with a dead stare.

“Great! Because I was getting a bit confused,” Ryu said and wrapped his arm around Daisuke’s waist.

And on that night, Mrs. Iko left, just as confused as Ryu.

—

“Alright,” your mom began, beginning to speak to you, your siblings, Daisuke, and Katsuki. “You, you, you, you, and you, sit. Now.”

“Uh, sorry,” your boyfriend said, “but I’m not your child. I don’t think you can tell me what to-“

“Did. I. Stutter?” Your mother asked with her devil eyes. Your gentler father stood behind her with a pleading look to your boyfriend to try and convince him to save himself. Katsuki felt his heart shake in fear at your mother’s tone and he opened his mouth to speak before closing it and taking a seat next to you on the couch.

“Mama Bear?” He asked you, referring to your mother.

“Mama Bear.” You confirmed. Bakugou nodded his head before relaxing into the couch.

“Okay. Now somebody tell me what’s going on.” Your mom demanded. You and Ryu remained quiet while your boyfriends sat in confusion. You all looked to Itazura who sighed before giving in.

“Okay, fine. I was getting in trouble at school and it got to the point where I had to have a parent teacher meeting. I didn’t want to get in trouble at home so I blackmailed Y/N and Ryu into being my parents so I could get away with it.” Itazura then explained.

“I guess somewhere along the line, Mrs. Iko caught me and Katsuki together so I guess she came here to tell Ryu, who she thought was my husband, that I was having an affair.” You then explained. Ryu was just sitting on the couch with his arm still around Daisuke before he raised his hand.

Your mother sighed at her oldest child being so..childish. “Yes, Ryu?”

“Uh- no I was just wondering if I could put on the fake mustache again.” He stupidly said with a genuine heart. You and your younger brother sighed in disappointment at his idiocy before turning to your parents.

“So? Are you going to punish us?” You asked your mom. She smiled at you sweetly before taking a seat in front of you on the coffee table.

“Oh, sweetie…..of course we’re going to punish you.” She said while placing a hand on your knee. She then stood to hand out her dealings. “Itazura, no video games, no sleepovers, no tv. Ryu, Y/N - no phones, no tv, no going anywhere after school. All of you, grounded. 2 weeks. We’re letting you keep your laptops for school work so if you need to communicate, use those. Am I clear?”

You and your siblings all nodded before your mother sighed and addressed the last thing. “Now finally, what did you say your name was, sweetie?”

“Oh! Uh, Bakugou Katsuki.” Your boyfriend said. Your mother smiled at him kindly before dropping that smile and giving him a look.

“Age?”

“18.”

“Grades?”

“Straight A’s.”

“School?”

“U.A.”

“Tattoos and Piercings. Why?”

“Most of them are to honor the people in my life.”

“Motorcycle. Why?”

“It was a gift I decided to not let go to waste.”

“Are you an asshole?”

“Only to idiots.”

“Why my daughter?”

“Because when she smiles everything in the world instantly makes sense to me.”

His last answer made you smile at him in awe as you scooted in closer. It also made your parents smile before your mom reached over to place a hand on his arm. “Welcome to the family, Bakugou.”

—

“So that’s your family, huh?” Bakugou asked as you both sat in your backyard on the hammock looking at the starry sky.

“Heh, yeah. A bunch of clowns.” You said, resting your head on his shoulder as his arm held you close.

“I don’t think so. They seem fun.” Bakugou said, trying to uplift your spirits.

“Fun. Crazy. Same shit I guess.” You said causing you both to laugh. Katsuki sighed in gratitude at finally getting to meet your family and allowed his head to drop on your own. “Umm..you’re not gonna leave me though..right?”

“Never.” He said with a small laugh and kiss to the crown of your head. “Like I said, you’re stuck with me. Besides. I now know if I’m ever bored, your family will always be around. S’like free entertainment.” He said making you giggle. “Plus, Itazura doesn’t seem so bad. I don’t know, might wanna pull a few pranks on him just to teach him a lesson.”

“Aww, baby.” You said kissing his cheek. “No you don’t, it’ll backfire on you and he’ll set your ass on fire. Doesn’t matter if you’re 5 years older than him.”

Bakugou widened his eyes in offense before chuckling and cuddling in closer as you both swung on the hammock. That was when you raised your head to look at him. “So…when can I meet your parents?”

Bakugou’s eyes once again popped as he thought about his timid father who was a doormat to his demonic mother. “Uh…I don’t know..They’re kinda…insane.”

Here we go again.

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