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#but ive had enough
heavenbarnes · 5 months
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HUH?!! Men could wash their hair and face with fucking petrol and their hair would be soft and shiny and their skin would be clear I swear
quite literally- they’d come out with the fluffiest hair, smoothest skin, perfectly shaped eyebrows, and unspeakably beautiful eyelashes
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yakultii · 23 hours
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not moved more than 3m from my bed since getting out of bed 2hrs ago but I fear it’s time for bed, saturday was good while it lasted ig
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meanderfall · 1 year
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True story, if anyone I know irl tries contacting me in the next 3 days, I'm stabbing them
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yoggybloggy · 8 months
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catshinji · 11 months
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hmm.
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dailylaurajane · 11 months
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bklily · 11 months
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Inside Out but its all the multiple variations of Adrichat
Bonus:
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What a weird guy, huh!
Part Two Here!!
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novasillies · 1 month
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"fussy eater / baby billy / wouldn't drink / unless it's silly" pure bars bill good job
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willgrahamscock · 5 months
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retail jobs are like, we don't think you deserve a livable wage also we are not paying for your lunch break and we're going to schedule you for 39.9 hours therefore you don't get to have benefits, also kill yourself
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clouvu · 5 months
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Mother and Father 🫶
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spacerockband · 4 months
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Legend tells of the carp that leapt over the Dragon Gate at the crest of a river and became a stand up comedian.
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s0fter-sin · 1 year
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everyone makes fun of soap when they find out how many hair and skin products he keeps on hand. the cabinet in his bathroom is filled to bursting and he always keeps travel sized bottles on him on missions
when soldiers outside the 141 find out, they call him precious and self-obsessed, a vain pretty boy too preoccupied with his reflection to focus on the enemy. no wonder how he got his callsign. price has given up telling him to leave them on base and just teaches him to individually wrap them so they don’t rattle against each other and give himself away
what they don’t know is that each product contains an ingredient that when mixed with any number of the others, creates potent chemical bombs. he was caught unarmed once, he won’t let it happen again
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marciaillust · 6 days
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the post office is open for business!!
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splankie · 5 months
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is blowing up a volcano after ur first kiss couple goals
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yourlocalabomination · 6 months
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Tick Tock, Teddy-Bear.
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crunchchute · 8 months
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Out of the pit
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