#but its chalk full of early 2000s heterosexuality

[glimblshanks]

People responding in the tags with "but it's all gay!" clearly you've never seen an episode of Enterprise

Younger sister: I want to watch Star Trek, where should I start?

Me: Well that depends on what's most important to you. Do you want to watch a show that's good, a show that makes sense, or a show that's gay?

Younger sister: Oh, definitely gay

Our mom, who was not at all involved in the rest of the conversation, yelling from the kitchen: You better start with the original series then!