alotterlife

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never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

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just a handy little info chart on the spectrums of sexuality.

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Aragorn

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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

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how am i supposed to function under these conditions [sleepy]

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doubles rules NEED to be changed, there NEEDS to be a mandatory good luck kiss between double partners before a match and a mandatory well done kiss after a match.

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relaxing with pigeons

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retiring to your chambers >>>>>>

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Update on Roger’s health..

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happy retirement rafa

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who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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the problem with ordering food is that you’re immediately like I shouldn’t have done that…….i shouldn’t have spent that money…….but then the food arrives and is so delicious (and GOOD FOR YOU!) and you live to smile another day.

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anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper 

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woah i just came back from uni and he actually did it?? i don’t know if i can manage actual patriotism tbh, i might have promised too much. but i do want to see public enemy number one bvdz destroyed so…. viel glück jungs?

if struff beats shapovalov and gets germany into the semis i might actually become a little patriotic for the first time in my life

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if struff beats shapovalov and gets germany into the semis i might actually become a little patriotic for the first time in my life

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Andy woke up and chose violence by exposing Rafa 😂

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