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Aylin once went for a walk and didn't come back for a month:
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#bg3 spoilers#aylin x isobel#dame aylin#aylin#bg3 aylin#isobel thorm#isobel#bg3 isobel#justanotherignot#i finally FINALLY got this convo to trigger#haven't seen a video of this anywhere and i was starting to think it was a bug#all i've ever seen was a screenshot#but it's real! and here it is!#based on the screenshot i thought it'd be funny#i used to think it was the player asking isobel if aylin ever did An Immortal Thing that upset her and this was isobel's response#but no it's not funny at all it's sad i'm sad
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you know that one team member who takes all the credit but does none of the work
#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#deadpool x wolverine#wolverpool#wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#deadpool#deadpool 3#i am late to this party bus#but i am here now#been biding my time you know#now its just the real ones here#my art
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.
Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.
It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?
Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.
#idk what to tag this#worldbuilding#writing fiction#historical fiction#fantasy#a real-life example: my dad (a pediatrician) was once entrusted with the care of a baby who was born with a rare condition#this was in a place without great hospital/medical access and anyway they were going to fly the baby over#and he specifically asked them to bring the mother and baby#they show up with baby and...the baby's uncle#and he was like. y'all. do you think I asked for the mom to come just for fun??? We don't have formula here. what is the baby going to eat?
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The FNAF Vanessas meet their younger selves..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf vanny#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#vanessa afton#fnaf movie#security breach#fnaf fanart#MORE SCENE VANNY 🩵🩵🩵#also this is a semi sequel to the Mikes ver I made#seeing I think the Vanessas deserve the funny too 😤#I like to think Vanny would tell her younger self white lies#she knows at that age she just wanted to know life would get better for her#seeing teen her was stuck living with her awful father#Vanessa’s life does get hard again as an adult but.. SINCE HW2 I think she’s in a better place#finally stood up to her abuser and all so it does get better#WHILE MOVIE VANESSA …#bit more manic here BAHAH#listen if younger Vanessa loosen screws on her fathers suit#would anyone even know 🙏🏾#she could get away with it-#Movie Vanessa of course would want to prevent things anyway she can#the Afton kids always being a lil crazy is so real
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on one hand, I don’t think Bill is all that particularly interested in sex or any of that nasty human goop stuff. On the other hand, the sentence “he fucked that triangle” is so objectively hilarious that I’m nonetheless taking every chance I have to say it. He fucked that triangle hell yeah
#mads posts#gravity falls#bill cipher#tbob#not necessarily billford but let’s be real here#everyone in the notes is so galaxy brain#containment breach
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Link!
#my first real sponsor!#I was only required to post it on TikTok but I don’t think posting it here would hurt
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i love love <333
#illustrators on tumblr#doodle#sketchbook#scribbles#pencil drawing#eggsdoodz#love is real#you are here#you are loved#i love love#love poetry#doodles#artists on tumblr#pink art#cute art#art#painting#drawing#traditional art
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FINALLY FINISHED THIS!! my own interpretation and additions to Sebastian's room in sdv ! Tried to keep anything in the image from the year 2010 or predated. i think theres a few give and takes but i really like the "older brother" early 2000s grunge aesthetic on another level and i thought who better fits it than him. I put a lot of references to stuff i personally like as well ^_^
#my art#sdv#sdv fanart#stardew valley#stardew valley sebastian#stardew#sebastian stardew valley#sdv sebastian#could be ooc in some parts#i added a lot of stuff furniture included#for funsies#referenced almost any media in here from real cases and posters as well
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Thats the last time i buy ‘official’ merch from etsy because who is this.
#please clap.#doctor who#edit in case anyones checking here. yes its a real shirt and no theres no link bc i made it myself hahahahaha
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give yourself a chance to just chill whenever you can 👍
#art#twisted wonderland#i try to avoid talking about Real Shit here#because i want it to be a place where people can take a break from Real Shit and just enjoy some stupid fanart doodles#so that's all i'm gonna say#but whenever you need a break to just enjoy some stupid fanart doodles i'll be here
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Was in the middle of drawing hugs (which will be posted eventually) when I got hit by an idea that had Stan ending up in the hospital and Ford being an absolute emotional wreck (as expected). No backstory on what happened with Stan but drew up ideas while they’re in the hospital. They’re both ok after everything (cuz duh, this is me we’re talking about lol)
DON’T tag as ship :T
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#stan twins#sea grunks#sketches#my art#stan pines#ford pines#no id#just ignore I can’t draw medical equipment lol#i’ve grown to love the idea of them having to feel the other’s heartbeat#as confirmation the other is very much here and real#ooough they make me emotional 😭#queue
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maryland miku
#(guy who has real assignments to work on voice) you know what would be funny#sigh. i miss ocean city i didnt get to go this summer#hatsune miku#skribbles#I was trying to figure out some way to make a joke about how we cant buy alcohol anywhere except liquor stores here but it was too involved
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sleepless night
#ugghhh I sketched it like 1000 years ago#but had no space to finish it until this evening#bruh#drawing something personal with a BACKGROUND??#I'd never#yet here I am#I'm very happy I could take some reference photos at Malbork Castle couple of months ago#so these frescoes are based on the real ones in grand master's bedroom and are not some random ones :']#ulrich von jungingen#krzyżacy#knights of the cross#artists on tumblr#art#digital art#illustration#medieval
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Claudia, c. 1970s
#the fact that Claudia died bf we got to see her in 1970s fashion was a real crime#i know she would have looked GORGEOUS#claudia deserved the world <3333#her style here is heavily influenced by brenda sykes in the 70's#iwtv art#iwtv#claudia de lioncourt#my art
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