#but it's not it's -5 I just forgot what temperatures that aren't freezing feels like

[thesinglesock]

saw grass today. which was weird because I was out in the woods and the snow was up to my elbows. but I walked on some trails that had been shoveled and grass was poking through. it was green. why was it green. we've had sub-zero temperatures for 4 months. how is grass? green?

[multifandomtrash4life]

Ranga Canada Trip Headcannons That I Wrote At 2AM

So IMAGINE  Langa and his mom fly back to Canada (I hc them being from BC) for Christmas to see family and Langa brings Reki with him

They go sight seeing and Langa just stares at Reki the whole time cuz he's so EXCITED and looks ADORABLE

They also hold hands the whole time because Reki "forgot" gloves

(He left them behind on purpose so they could hold hands but genuinly regrets it cuz poor baby was not prepared for windchill)

They'd go on a Timmies date and split a 40 pack of timbits because Reki decided he NEEDS to try every. Single. Flavor.

Langa would OBVIOUSLY go take Reki snowboarding and Reki would be super hyped to try it until they actually get to the hills

(He's just scared of his feet being attached to the board)

So they spend a good hour on the bunnyhill surrounded by tiny children who are, honestly, getting the hang of it faster than Reki

(Reki will not confirm or deny that he is failing on purpose so Langa holds his hands on the way down)

They try going down the beginner hill together and Reki does really well... until he has to stop

(Balancing on a skateboard and a snowboard is v different when stopping sue him he's trying his best)

After wiping out on a few more runs Reki decides he's d o n e and lets Langa go down the hill with the ramps and rails a few times

Reki watches from the bottom as Langa (totaly doesn't) show off as best he can (since he hasn't done it in a minute) and Reki is in AWE cuz THAT'S HIS BOYFRIEND!!!!!

When Langa comes back down Reki is practically frozen to a bench because the poor baby isn't used to negative temperatures :(

(Average winter temp in Okinawa is a LOW of 16°C/14°C and in parts of BC it's anywhere from -5° to -12° on the hills)

Reki feels bad cuz since he's cold Langa wants to leave instead of going down the hills more, but that's because Langa feels bad that his boyfriend is turning into a red Mr. Freeze Jumbo Freezie on him

But it's fine cuz when they get to the car they turn up the heat and cuddle in the back seat till Reki can feel his toes again

Reki tries to convince Langa his hands are still cold when they very much aren't because Langa was holding them and rubbing them and blowing on them and kissing his knuckles and skjsjsjsjs s o f t

They go out for BeaverTails and at first Reki is HORRIFIED until they get there and he finds out it's sweet fried pastry goodness and not an actual beaver

Reki gets the Triple Trip and Langa gets the Poutail because he's that cursed motherfucker (if ANYONE would go to BeaverTails and get the Poutail it's Langa)

(Triple Trip is chocolate hazlenut butter, peanut butter and Reeses Pieces, Poutail is a poutine ontop of a BeaverTail... absolutely fucking c u r s e d)

Reki, halfway done his BeaverTail: I bet I can fit this whole thing in my mouth

Langa: no don't-

It's already in his mouth. It's too much BeaverTail. He almost dies.

That is the first and LAST time Langa takes Reki to BeaverTails (a fat lie because Reki whips out the puppy eyes and makes Langa PROMISE they will go again)

Tbh the rest of their time in BC is just the usual holiday shenanagins with family n shit

Reki adorably trying really hard to speak english with Langa's family with his thick accent and hessocute Langa is GONE for this boy

Once Reki finds out what the Canadian version of Boxing Day is he INSISTS they go out shopping even though Langa know's they'll spend 5 hours just trying to park

(America has Black Friday, Canada has Boxing Day. It's hell.)

Reki regrets it once he sees how packed the mall parking lot it so they do a Tims run and drive around screaming to shitty jpop songs until they get low on gas

That's all, I got I just wanted to throw this out there. I might write this out as a fic but probably not cuz college is a thing that exists.

HERE'S WHAT THE POUTAIL LOOKS LIKE ITS SO CURSED PLS-

only Langa could eat this

[moxishcowboyshitinthejungle]

Isiah Kassidy Imagine

Warnings: None

Plot: You are sick and Isiah takes care of you, doing everything he can to cheer you up. He has to leave but you want him to stay.(It's just supposed to be a funny comedy imagine, like a 90s sitcom episode. Hope you enjoy)

You and Isiah had been together for nearly three years now. Sometimes it appeared as if he knew you better than he knew himself. There was no being ashamed of each other or being afraid to hurt the other by saying something. You knew that you loved each other and pretty much went together like peanutbutter and jelly.

And since he knew you, he knew that he's in dangerous territory when you're sick.

"I look like dog poo.", you said standing infront of the bathroom mirror. For over a week now you had fever, cough,the drippiest nose that ever dripped and your legs hurt. You felt like shit. You looked like shit. It got worse from day to day.

You went outside the bathroom holding onto the door frame "Don't I look like dog poo ?".

Isiah looked at you and grinned.

Oh no he really thought you looked like shit you thought to yourself. You were feeling really unattractive anyways, so no need to get you even more down. That guy sure had some nerves calling ya on your looks while you've been suffering for days now. Well that's how you look when you feel like shit right?!?

He saw the shifting mood and his face freezed "I think you look pretty babe.", he said in the dullest voice.

You stormed past him and threw yourself in your pink bunny pyjamas on the Couch as if your life was a 00s romcom and pressed your face against a pillow.

Isiah just stood there and honestly just tried not to crack up. You were always so extra when you were ill.

He sat down next to you and pulled you into his arms "Honey listen, to me your always the prettiest girl in the world. Your the girl of my dreams don't you remember ?"

"Really ?", you asked.

"Sure babe.", he said and kissed you before doing a grimace, "Brushin' your teeth now and then wouldn't hurt ya tho am I right ?!"

He got up and gasped for air while searching the room with his eyes closed "I'll get ya a peppermint. Always there for you girl...even if it means...taking a risk to my own health."

You threw one of your pink bunny slippers at him "You Idiot." It hit him and he fell straight to the floor. Now he just had you cracking up with tears in your eyes.

He squeaked "I've fallen and I can't get up !" Trying to imitate Steve Urkel the best way he could.

Like at this point you were laughing so hard you were snorting "Ugh laughing hurts", you said pressing a hand against your chest.

"Did I tell you that you are the best ?", you said with all honesty. "Not since about 5 minutes. But you just tryin' to make me come over and grasp for air again aren't ya ?", he said sitting down next to you on the couch. "No need to get cocky.", you glared at him. "Babe you're so moody when you're sick your moods change faster than gimmicks in WWE." "C'mon..." "Alright I know what will cheer you up...", he waved with the remote control, "Binge watching Living Single til you fall asleep."

"Awwwh you know what I love.", you said while making yourself cozy with a big blanket.

"But you know that all I need is you right ?", you said at complete inner peace when Isiah's phone buzzed.

"What.Was.That ?"

The phone buzzed again and so long that even the slightest ounce of peace in your body vanished. You didn't sense any good.

"Nothin", he shrugged it off.

*phone buzzes again*

You felt your head getting warmer and warmer second by second...or was that maybe just your temper ?....nevermind....it's gotta be the fever.

*again*

*and again*

"Now CMON!!!", you said putting the tv on pause even tho Maxine was about to insult Kyle with one of the best clapbacks in Living Single history.

"It's Marq he wants to train.", Isiah said only his big brown eyes peeking over the phone.

"You serious ?"

"I mean I-"

"You forgot the last time I took care of you when you had that little cough? I'M DEALIN WITH A FULL BLOWN FLUE SWEETIE"

The door bell rang and interrupted you.

"You already told him to pick you up ?"

Isiah was putting his jacket on "He said he was right around the corner."

"You told him he could come while I was layin here sneezing and with temperature so high Imma case for the firefighters ?"

He opened the door and let Marq in "Babe you got your show and your blanket just don't mind me I would just be in your way."

"In MY WAY ?"

"Honey listen-"

"Don't you honey me when you're leavin' me to train with HIM !", you said pouting your lip and pointing dramatically to Marq.

"Can it be that you're maybe..."

"What ?"

"Just maybe.."

"WhAT ?"

"A little bit..."

"Eeehhh?!?!?"

"Just a tiiiiiny tiny bit..."

"Don't say it!"

"Needy."

You threw the biggest pillow you could get "Don't you dare come back here again or I-"

...and they were gone.

Outside the house Marq was still crackin' up "Dude you gotta buy her something or do something or she gonna-"

"Yeah yeah I know how to take care of it. But she won't be mad at me anymore when I come home later", he said confidently, "I mean I'm hopin'...."