#but it's an age old question

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

OK TUMBLR LET'S SETTLE THIS

NO SEE RESULTS OPTIONS, COWARDS! PICK ONE!

[sexy-sapphic-sorcerer]

I recently saw a post theorising that Sir Oswald and Sir Ethan are a couple (if anyone can find it, please share) and holy shit they so are

not only do they travel together, but when they arrive in Camelot, Arthur only knows Oswald, not Ethan*. He simply assumes they are together and offers Merlin to serve both of them

Then! when Oswald tells Merlin to move their (shared) luggage trunk from one side of the (singular) bed to the other, Ethan says it will 'get in my way there' despite this room being established as Oswald's chambers

we later see Oswald sleeping on his side of the bed (shirtless, no less)

but Ethan is immediately there in the next scene (maybe he just popped out to go to the loo in the first scene idk)

what's more, Oswald then says that Ethan can vouch for him as a witness, implying that the whole court already knows that they're sharing the bed

so yeah, openly gay couple in merlin, we love to see it

(*or, Dagr and Ebor masquerading as Oswald and Ethan, but I'll refer to them as the later for convenience)

[claraoswalds]

It's racist, my dear, to be blunt. People come from outside, they think we're all witches and druids. For God's sake, child, you walked into a piece of string!

[knightwhoisni]

hex member: kid, you can't drive an atomicycle. you aren't even old enough to have a driver's license.

the operator, who can at the very least successfully fly their own very large spaceship very close to the sun: A What

[penofwildfire]

I love thinking about the early days of the Sons of Garmadon, just a teenage girl, practically a baby, recruiting the biggest baddest bikers she can find, probably doing dumb shit to up her street cred, and overtime amassing a following that's so big most of her underlings have no idea who she even is, they just have a vague idea of "The Quiet One" and a general understanding that the goal is "conquer Ninjago". Honestly I'm proud of her, could never be me.

[brucequeensteen]

[blindbisexualgoose]

My favourite feminist

[an-established-butt-dent]

At home in the shadows. Forgotten dreams.

Solas: Dragon age

Ink on paper

[duckysprouts]

whats the oldest you’ll date? im not kidding when i say mine is 61 and im 14. im sorry 😭😭

hello????? hello???????????????????

[astrothii]

i have tried to go and research the trojan war timeline and am now more confused than when i began. how is anyone the age they are. send help.

[somegrumpynerd]

@pigeonstab Your tags on the comic made me snort this morning so here, a quick alternate ending to the truce au

[eleadore]

Not a Sugar-Quill, Harry thinks, annoyed. Tap, goes the quill against Malfoy's mouth. Tap, tap, tap. 

here's the colour palette meme if you want to leave me a prompt

[foursaints]

So random but are you into femboys… femboy Evan hmmm…

i think he’s very used to switching clothes with pandora and it wouldn’t be a big deal except for the fact that he’s dating the Guy Who Cannot Be Chill About Anything For Even One Second

[ahfrickenfrick]

stupid headcannon that on Krypton they kept leathery winged creatures as pets so when Superman first meets Batman he’s immediately aweing all over him and messing with his cape and pointy ears

and then he’s introduced to the concept of furries and immediately bombards Batman w/questions about it

[elfboypussy]

astarion: you’re over 50 years old, what have you been doing that entire time?

horith: studying the blade