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gingerteaonthetardis · 6 days ago
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researching bookbinding... this is the year i finally bind a smutfic for my bestie. the one i was reading out loud to her and my partner when a deer hit our car in the national forest. and another deer almost hit the ranger car that came to pick us up. the three of us had to stay in a shady forest hotel but at least we got to read about bisexual threeways together. and eat soup out of a tupperware <3
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howling-harpy · 4 years ago
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Sex denial trope due to the lack of privacy in barracks?
Oh, Anon, this is comedy gold! You’ll get “lack of privacy in the army in general”.
Winnix
Nix is pretty sure he’s going to die. Yeah Dick takes things slower than most and he’s too decent to risk sneaking around, and it’s cool, totally cool, Nix respects that and all and it’s cool. But he’s going to die.
The thing is, Nix has pined for a while. He just didn’t believe that Dick would go for him, and when it turned out that he does, they are living very tightly on the road with a whole company of other guys.
Nix is so going to die.
To avoid his miserable fate, Nix tries so hard to get them alone.
There’s a spot in the laundry.
There’s a chance at the latrines after ten PM.
He tries to get Harry to drink himself under the table.
They could even take the jeep and just make a small detour of fifteen minutes of heaven.
Dick won’t budge. He won’t - he’s a man of duty and honour and common sense that keeps him from fooling around just about anywhere when the price of getting caught is so high.
Dick is completely unbothered by the situation.
That’s a lie. No he’s not. He is a redblooded young man after all, and Nix acting so needy and desperate does things to him.
Every time they come even close to alone time, Harry finds them.
They both love Harry but sometimes both want to strangle him.
Their first time happens in a foxhole in Bastogne. Someone most likely overhears but has the good sense to keep it to themselves.
Speirton
There’s the issue of infidelity at play on top of everything else.
At first Lipton thinks it’s a sign from God to keep his fly closed and resist the green-eyed devil tempting him.
His gratitude doesn’t last long. They might all die soon so what does it even matter, and if what he wants with Speirs is a sin it sure feels so much better than anything he’s been put through so what the hell??
Speirs treats the situation like a field problem. He won’t compromise his duty either, but he is on constant lookout for a convenient gap or a nook where to pull off the attack.
Such gap just doesn’t appear. Speirs is almost certain that Lipton’s buddies know his intentions and block them on purpose.
Lipton feels like he imagines a frustrated housewife might; his kids hang onto him constantly demanding attention and care, when he just wants to find a moment of privacy to tussle with the husband for a change.
Just once, okay? Just goddamn once please dear god.
Speirs stares so intently that it’s almost like a physical touch. He looks murderous, but Lipton knows it’s desire.
Sometimes Lipton feels like a deer with a wolf after him and he wants to get caught.
Seriously why there are so many people around?? What kind of a world they live in when they are not alone in the shower or bed?
They get their moment in a bombed out house in Haguenau after months of just staring. They don’t have a bed, not even a couch, not even a carpet, just a chilly hallway with a hardwood floor but goddammit at least they are alive.
BabeRoe
Medics are busy okay?
Also Babe is a part of the thightly knit remains of the second platoon, and there really isn’t much time to go adventuring. He misses Bill too, which has taken a good deal of his spark.
These two are kept apart mostly by grief and misery as well as the lack of privacy.
They catch each other’s eye sometimes, but always in a crowd, always in passing, and they don’t have time.
Babe smiles for Gene just to keep him afloat. He looks so mireable and pale every time he sees him, always running somwhere where he’s called.
Gene smiles back. He likes to think that’s what he can do for Babe, who’s clearly heartbroken and lonely, and it’s something.
They find some comfort in each other, but neither has the energy to really initiate anything more.
Once, after Jackson dies and the night is cold and dark and it’s all for nothing, Babe grabs at Gene and tries to pull him with him into a basement, but Gene takes his hands and gently pries them off his jacket.
“Not yet, Edward,” he denies softly, gives him a kiss on the forehead like a benediction, and Babe lets go.
They don’t get together before Austria, in the sunshine and greenery and joy, and once they do, they never want to part again.
Webgott
Yeah the lack of privacy doesn’t bother them.
They cockblock themselves by getting into arguments, not by being careful or considerate
These two are horny first and everything else, including sensible, second when it comes to each other
Don’t get me wrong, they make an effort. They “sneak” into each other’s bunks. “Hide” in the back of a truck. “Sneak off” to a basement. Things like that, and deep down they know they are doing a bad job, but they convince themselves that they are subtle enough.
They are sort of an open secret, and their buddies do the covering for them, keep them off the MPs’ radar and warn about officers
Their main problem is the lack of space and time. They might be having sex, but it’s pretty bad and frustrating since they have to keep it quiet and quick, and more often that not they hiss and swear at each other while at it.
That’s no concolation to Shifty though. He’s trying to sleep in the bottom bed of the bunkbed that’s rocking back and forth.
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jacaranda-bloom · 5 years ago
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Monthly fic rec showcasing some of the fics I’ve read this month, and let me tell, you there have been a lot -  partly because I’m reprioritising my reading again and partly because we are being inundated with an avalanche of amazing fics at the moment. So yeah, be prepared for a fairly sizeable list under the cut.
In this instalment, there are fics from @sunflowrsix @kiddleau @metal-eye @flamboyantommo @icanhazzalou @sadaveniren @crinkle-eyed-boo @lululawrence @beau-soleil-louis​ @homosociallyyours @kingsofeverything @crazyupsetter @laynefaire and @allwaswell16.
Thank you to all the writers for sharing their wonderful talent with us. Please don’t forget to leave kudos and a comment if you enjoy their work. 💜
💜 an entire desert in our hourglass by tofiveohfive
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Harry/Louis | Explicit | 19k
# Pre-apocalypse, angst with a happy ending, hurt/comfort, post break-up, getting back together, anal sex, alcohol.
The world is ending. Harry comes over.
💜 bloodsport by tofiveohfive 
@sunflowrsix
Harry/Louis | Explicit | 40k
# Friday Night Lights AU, angst, post break-up, getting back together, underage drinking, anal sex, American football.
“You know how our next game is against the Cardinals, right? You remember how vicious those guys can get. I wanted us to come up with some plays, maybe work on a block from the left—”
Louis stops when he hears a chuckle.
He doesn’t think he’s said anything particularly funny, so he turns to Harry, waiting for an explanation.
“‘S funny, ‘s all.” Harry throws his finished bottle somewhere near the other discarded ones. “This is the first time you’re talking to me in eight months, and it’s still about football.”
💜 Half A Million Strong by kiddle
@kiddleau Part 1 of the Woodstock Series
Harry/Louis | Mature | 51k
# Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Famous Harry, Non-Famous Louis, Historical, 1960′s, Woodstock, Coming of Age, Recreational Drug use.
Louis Tomlinson is a young writer for a relatively new-on-the-scene rock magazine called Rolling Stone. His assignment is to fly across the country to cover the highly anticipated Woodstock Music and Art Festival. Armed with a notebook, audio recorder, and a camera, Louis just needs one big interview.
Harry Styles. A new name in rock music and a future name in rock history. His first album sold tens of thousands and his interviews attract audiences across the country. He has the poetry of Jim Morrison and the stage presence of Mick Jagger. And after seeing him perform at the festival, Louis is willing to jump through hoops to put Harry on the cover of Rolling Stone.
💜 Gather No Moss by kiddle
@kiddleau Part 2 of the Woodstock Series
Harry/Louis | Mature | 50k 
# Friends to Lovers, Famous Harry, Non-Famous Louis, Historical, 1960′s, Pining Tour bus, Coming of Age, Recreational Drug use.
Music journalist Louis Tomlinson will do just about anything to get a story he’s passionate about. Including spending a week on tour with the hard-to-manage rockstar-in-the-making Harry Styles. In the late 60s, every long-haired kid thinks they can make it in music, and Louis’ job is to figure out what exactly makes Harry so special. That is if he can get him to put down the bottles and guitars to answer a question truthfully.
💜 Caught By The Sun by metal_eye
@metal-eye Tumblr Fic Post Part 1 of the Caught By The Sun series
Harry/Louis | Mature | 19k
# Cabin AU, Summer Romance, Young Love, Skinny Dipping, First Time, Idiots In Love, Symbolic Thunderstorms, Bonfires.
He came every summer. It wasn’t even a question. Harry and his parents—one step, one real—picked up their lives, packed it into a car, and drove long enough to land at the ends of the earth.
The cabin had been in his family for a hundred years. There was no TV, no phone, no computer, no radio. There were decks of cards and plastic deer and marbles. There were skis and leaves and a treehouse.
And then there was Louis.
Or, Harry and Louis meet every summer at the lake.
💜 Somewhere Where You’re There by metal_eye
@metal-eye Part 2 of the Caught By The Sun series
Harry/Louis | Mature | 4k
# Cabin AU, Timestamp, Nostalgia, Blow Jobs, Boat Sex, Lake Sex.
The greatest luxury, in this new part of their lives, should have been time. It stretched at varied intervals with no attention to what the real world might find convenient. Hours yawned like horses’ mouths, stretching backwards in the effort of seconds. Except that Harry couldn’t help feeling like he’d missed out, somehow. That he needed to hurry. They’d been denied their formative horny years. Something had to give.
A Caught by the Sun timestamp in which they are both lazy and horny, and some things get resolved.
💜 Members Only by kikikryslee
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Harry/Louis | Mature | 14k
# Gyms, Boxing, Awkward Flirting, Mutual Pining. Locker Room, Semi-Public Sex, Smut.
“Well, I’m gonna go work out now, so…” Harry said, his voice trailing off. Louis nodded. “Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Go get, uh, you know, strong and buff.” What? Louis wanted to die. “Um, thanks?” Harry said. “Um…” Without another word, Harry walked away from the desk. Louis pinched his thigh – hard – hoping that was some terrible, awkward nightmare that he might soon wake up from. Or, the one where Louis works at Harry's new gym and neither one of them knows how to hold a coherent conversation with the other.
💜 I’d Still Dance With You by kikikryslee
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Harry/Louis | Mature | 57k
# Age Difference, Louis is 28, Harry is 21, Mutual Pining, Angst, Student Harry, Ad Exec Louis, Slow Burn, Smut, Bottom Harry, Top Louis.
“Well, I’m gonna go work out now, so…” Harry said, his voice trailing off. Louis nodded. “Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Go get, uh, you know, strong and buff.” What? Louis wanted to die. “Um, thanks?” Harry said. “Um…” Without another word, Harry walked away from the desk. Louis pinched his thigh – hard – hoping that was some terrible, awkward nightmare that he might soon wake up from. Or, the one where Louis works at Harry's new gym and neither one of them knows how to hold a coherent conversation with the other.
💜 Naked and Proud by kiwikero
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Harry/Louis | Explicit | 19k
# Farmer Harry, Songwriter Louis, Small Town, Organic Food, Summer Romance, Lust At First Sight, Pining, Smut.
The town itself is tiny, as evidenced by the ten minutes it’s taken Louis to drive the entire thing. There’s not a single recognisable brand in sight—no Tesco or McDonald’s or even a bloody Starbucks. Lining the streets instead are mom and pop stores with names like ‘Jerry’s Burgers’ and ‘The Market Basket’ and…
“'Naked & Proud?'” Louis almost slams on the brakes at the outlandish sign, the name written in a seemingly innocent font, words curved around a large cartoon peach. He can’t help turning into the carpark, easing the car into a spot next to a beat up truck.
He isn’t sure what to make of it. Surely it isn’t a strip joint or sex shop, not with the families and little old ladies going in and out of the establishment. Some kind of nudist hangout, perhaps?
And, oh, God. Did Louis’ mother accidentally send him to live in a nudist colony?
In which Harry runs an organic store, not a nudist colony, and Louis doesn't know whether to be relieved or disappointed.
💜 Paint The Sky With Stars by kiwikero
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Harry/Louis | Mature | 63k
# Titanic AU, Strangers to Lovers, Happy Ending.
On 10 April 1912, Harry Styles boards the finest ship the world has ever seen. Still grieving the death of their mother, he and his sister are being sent to America to live with a callous uncle who cares more about his business connections than family. Harry prepares himself for a long, disappointing voyage alone in his stateroom.
Louis Tomlinson has borrowed and saved, and finally has enough to purchase a Third Class ticket to America. With all of his belongings in a single ruck sack, he boards the Titanic filled with hope for a brighter future. Never one to sit still, he can’t resist exploring the massive ship, and soon goes sneaking into First Class in a stolen steward’s uniform.
By a twist of fate, Louis finds himself in Harry’s stateroom, entranced by the most attractive man he’s ever laid eyes on. He keeps returning day after day, even if he doesn’t understand what it is about Harry that continues pulling him in. That’s all right; Louis has a week to figure it out, and Harry is plenty willing to help.
Except they don’t have a week. They have four days. Because on 15 April, their entire world will be turned upside down.
Or, the historically accurate Titanic AU with a happy ending.
💜 Just For Tonight (I can be yours) by SadaVeniren
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Harry/Louis | Explicit | 43k
# ABO, Alpha Louis, Omega Harry, Prince Harry Styles, Secret Relationship, Arranged Marriage, Mpreg Harry, Smut.
Harry, prince of Cestrescir, has been betrothed to Ludvic, prince of Yorvik, since birth. He'd accepted a loveless marriage as his duty to his country, until an accident threw him in the path of a gentle alpha.
💜 Live A Thousand Lifetimes by Layne Faire (HisDarlin)
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Liam/Zayn | Explicit | 58k
# Exes to Lovers, Angst with a Happy Ending, Farm Setting, Vineyard, B&B, Horses, Smut, (check full tags).
It’s 2025.
After secretly writing and producing their first album in ten years, One Direction is weeks away from releasing their first new single and announcing a world tour.
With the whirlwind about to begin again, Liam re-evaluates the last ten years - the fame, the money, the people who changed his life forever - and the person who walked away.
💜 Mine Would Be You by crinkle-eyed-boo
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Harry/Louis | Explicit | 115k
#  Exes to Lovers, Artist Harry, Writer Louis, Angst with a Happy Ending, Time Jumps, Smut.
Louis blinks his eyes open, his eyelids fluttering as the room swims around him. He takes several gulps of beer once he confirms that he’s definitely not hallucinating, that the very first portrait Harry Styles ever painted of him is hanging on that wall.
Louis stares at the wall, his heart jackrabbiting in his chest as he realizes that there’s not just one painting of him, there’s five, the portraits lined up like they’re some sort of storyboard depicting the rise and fall of his deepest love. His greatest heartache. A pain that cut him so deep that he left the fucking country, severing all ties with his life in New York, now suddenly surrounding him as if he’d never left.
Fucking shit motherfucker fuck.
Louis returns to New York City five years after he left it – and the love of his life – behind. He didn't intend to see Harry again, but fate has a funny way of pulling them together, whether they like it or not. After making a begrudging truce, they both start to wonder: Would it be so bad if history repeated itself?
💜 Own The Scars by crinkle-eyed-boo
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Harry/Louis | Explicit | 115k
#  Friends to Lovers, Drug Addiction, Coma, Rehab, Intervention, Recovery, Therapy, Tomlinshaw (Larry Endgame), Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Smut, (check full tags).
“But I don’t belong here,” Louis insists. “Why do you say that?” James asks. “These people are all drug addicts and alcoholics,” Louis shrugs. Something sparks in James’ eyes. “And you’re not?”
Louis has never felt like he was good enough: for his stepdad, for his life-long best friend, for the life he's supposed to want. After an accident that nearly costs him his life, Louis' parents send him to rehab where he’s forced to face his demons. On the long and difficult road to recovery, Louis must confront the truths he’s been avoiding about his future, his relationships, and his sense of self-worth. Because before he can love anyone else, he’s got to learn how to love himself first.
💜 Fiction Romance by orphan account
Harry/Louis | Explicit | 18k
#  Strangers to Lovers, Blind Date, Punk Louis, Student Harry, Smut.
Harry has a type.
He likes older, sophisticated, mature men. Well-educated men. Men with life experience and passion for arts and social causes. Men who are established in their careers, who've sorted their lives out.
Niall knows this.
And so Harry can't understand why he's sat here opposite Louis Tomlinson.
💜 If Only We Wish Hard Enough by lululawrence
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Harry/Louis | Not Rated | 5k
# Peter Pan Fusion, Louis is Peter, Harry is Tinkerbelle (except he’s the same size as Louis), Friends to Lovers (no smut), Flirting, Pining, Fluff.
Before Harry let Louis know he was there, he gave himself a moment to just admire him. Truly take him in.
Today, Louis was wearing one of his soft, simple green dresses that in many ways resembled the ones fairies often wore. Harry loved when Louis wore dresses. They showed off Louis’ waist and thighs more than any of his other outfits, and Harry loved that about them.
“You know I can hear your wings fluttering so you aren’t fooling anyone,” Louis said before turning and looking over his shoulder.
Or the five times fic where Louis is Peter Pan, Harry is his best friend Tinkerbelle, and it takes them awhile but they figure things out.
💜 I Can’t Do This Alone (Sometimes I just need a light) by Only_angel_28
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Harry/Louis | Not Rated | 8k
# Strangers to Lovers (no smut), Meet Cute, Doctor Harry, Tattoo Artist Louis, Hurt/Comfort, Grief/Mourning, Loneliness, Touch-Starved Harry, Flirting, Fluff, Hopeful Ending, (check full tags).
“Harry,” he says after another contemplative moment, “can I hug you?”
It’s been...well, Harry doesn’t actually know how long it’s been. Less than an hour, probably, but already Louis says his name like it’s safe in his mouth, and now he’s opening his arms like Harry could be safe there too.
“Please,” Harry nearly sobs, and sinks into him the way butter melts on toast. It’s an apt metaphor, really, because what Louis is giving him is as essential and sustaining as a loaf of bread to a starving man. His basic need for physical affection is as vital as his need for sustenance, for sleep, and he can’t believe he’s allowed himself to ignore it for so long.
Or: Harry is having a rough time. Louis is the kind stranger who makes him smile again.
💜 You Make Lovin’ Fun by homosociallyyours
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Harry/Louis | Explicit | 110k
# Girl Direction, Strangers to Lovers, Polyamory, Cruise Ships, Silver Fox Louis, Daddy Kink, Age Difference, Smut.
Harry is a 28 year old travel writer at a gay magazine who gets the assignment to go a lesbian cruise. She figures it's a nice chance to have some fun in the sun, but she's not expecting much else-- even if her partner and best friend are both encouraging her to hook up with someone while she's there.
When she locks eyes with a gorgeous silver fox from across the room, she starts to think she could've been wrong. There are lots of things standing in the way of anything real happening with her and Louis, but that doesn't stop them from falling for one another. True love isn't always easy, but they do make lovin' fun.
💜 As Deep As The Sky by swallowsmateforlife
Harry/Louis | Explicit | 12k
# ABO, Strangers to Lovers, Alpha Harry, Omega Louis, Smut.
A passed-out omega on the bathroom floor isn't exactly what Harry had in mind when he thought about taking a cute boy home. The idea of leaving Louis there, vulnerable and unresponsive, weighs guiltily at Harry's conscience. Turns out it's the best decision he'll ever make.
💜 Someone To Fly Home To by kingsofeverything
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Harry/Louis | Explicit | 35k
# Exes to Lovers, Divorce, Older Harry/Louis (in their 50s), Pilot Louis, Teacher Harry, Smut.
Louis. 55 year old pilot who wants someone to fly home to. Harry swipes right.
💜 Ghost Note Symphony by whoknows
@crazyupsetter
Harry/Louis | Explicit | 96k
# Proximity Curse, Blood and Gore, Supernatural Elements, Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn, Smut, (check full tags).
Louis is on tour when he first hears about it. It’s all over the news – Harry Styles Attacked By Fan runs in headlines for days. It’s not even just the gossip rags, either. Actual journalists are covering the story. It would have been impossible to avoid hearing about it. Technically, Oli is the one who tells Louis about it, but it’s not exactly being covered up. Harry doesn’t answer Louis’ text asking if he’s alright, but that’s not really surprising. They haven’t spoken for months, and it’s been a lot longer than that since they’ve had a real conversation. The sting of the text going unanswered is still there, less painful than it might have been a few years ago.
It’s not that it’s easy to forget about, exactly. Louis has a whole life outside of One Direction now, though. So Louis goes on with his life, figuring that if Harry was seriously hurt he would have heard about it by now. He might currently be in the same country as Harry, but being on opposite sides of it puts enough distance between them that putting it in the back of his mind is easy. There’s nothing Louis could do, even if he thought Harry might want him to.
That’s why everything that happens next comes as a complete shock to him.
💜 Soaked In The Blood Of Angels by whoknows
@crazyupsetter
Harry/Louis | Explicit | 41k
# Creatures AU, Vampires, Incubus, Dubious Consent, Blood and Violence, Smut, (check full tags).
The boy looks drugged, caught between a man who’s almost twice his size and a girl who looks like she wouldn’t even break a sweat snapping him in half despite her small stature, eyes closed and mouth open as he pants, arching up between them almost as if he’s trying to escape.
Normally, Harry would ignore it and continue on his search for someone to drink from, someone who wouldn’t mind his sharp teeth and rough hands. He’s seen plenty of boys like this one, ones who picked the wrong playmates, and if he stopped to rescue every single one of them he would have died from thirst a long time ago.
This one, though. There’s something about this one, the sheen of his bright blue eyes as he blinks slowly, looks around as though he doesn’t know where he is, the weakness of his hands as he tries to push the girl off of him and make his escape.
💜 Say Something by kingsofeverything
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Harry/Louis | Explicit | 105k
# ABO, Alpha Louis, Omega Harry, Age Difference, 50 Year Old Harry, 28 Year Old Louis, Insecure Harry, Unplanned Pregnancy, Lawyer Harry, Theatre Manager/Actor Louis, Hurt/Comfort, Smut, (check full tags).
At fifty years old and recently divorced, Omega Harry Styles isn't interested in dating. When his doctor suggests a heat and rut matching service, he signs up out of necessity. It’s the only use he has for an Alpha in his life.
Twenty-eight-year-old Alpha Louis Tomlinson aims to change that.
💜 Until by allwaswell16
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Harry/Louis | Explicit | 38k
# Strangers to Enemies to Lovers, Famous Harry, Non-Famous Louis, Actor Harry, Songwriter Louis, Cowboy Harry, Farm Setting, Smut.
Rural Eagle County, Colorado wasn’t the type of place to find a famous musician or actor. At least not until songwriter Louis Tomlinson showed up with pop star Niall Horan to visit his uncle’s horse ranch, and they just happened to find themselves next door to a reclusive former movie star.
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