#but it is something?????

[abiiors]

marital bliss - instagram au

a/n: i have wanted to try this out for so long and @poisonmedaddy13 gave me the idea to turn this into an ig au which i loved so there we go. and ty for looking it over @thefrontofmymind mwah!

fc: amita suman, bc i love her

literally if you have any sort of constructive criticism on this, i will take it because i am extremely unsure of how this has turned out!!

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[chiisana-lion]

[mudwisard]

my trick for getting through grad school is learning to navigate the quadrants with all their nuances

[bootdork]

I wish it was easier to talk about mobile phone addiction without sounding like a boomer

[hellbabyfromhell]

just saw this clip and i think itd make a funny reaction image what do u think... does it have potential

[sadclowncentral]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[into-the-groove]

favorite photo of all time not even joking

[charlesoberonn]

This pun is hilarious, but Victor Frankenstein would absolutely not fucking say that.

[iiota]

refraining from a lot of election joke posting and instead I just donated $55 USD to gaza soup kitchen and i encourage anyone else to consider donating even a couple of dollars to the people who will be affected the most from whatever outcome happens

you can also donate to care for gaza here

EDIT: please also consider donating to this family their 93% to their goal!! and also please check out this post featuring more places to donate

[sabertoothwalrus]

let's get ✨vulnerable✨

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[dredsina]

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

[rhythmgameurl]

[sisterdragonwithfeathers]

this is your random reminder to CHECK IF YOU'RE STILL HAVING FUN

are you enjoying scrolling tumblr? watching youtube? reading that book? playing that game? drawing that art? doing that activity? if not,

YOU CAN STOP AND DO SOMETHING ELSE

you don't have to stick to something that you are doing for fun if it isn't fun for you anymore. You can come back! If you've loved it before you are likely to love it again! but you can stop!

Don't get stuck in a loop of doing something that you think should be fun when it isn't! You can put it down for a bit! Maybe that's the very thing that will make it fun again later!

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.