#but it is most certainly not

[mischieviem]

Wdym this wasn't the ending. I watched the movie. This is totally real and canon 🙄

[demaparbat-hp]

There is no such thing as personal space between them.

[identitycrisps]

this is how it usually goes right

[lackadaisycats]

Zib. Someone here asked if he was a little fruity. -------------- Originally from the Lackadaisy Patreon where I share extra stuff and animation previews!

[soapcloth]

CW: LDR price x reader, implied manipulation, implied kidnapping(?) - dividers -> @/cafekitsune

From what you’ve gleaned of him in your online relationship, you’re well aware that John Price is a very busy man in a high position that travels for work- so when he has a much-needed break coming up, he makes a compelling argument towards closing that distance between the two of you and invites you to come along on a trip to the serene little all-inclusive getaway he’s rented for the week- already paid for, of course.

It’s an offer you can’t turn down. You’re in dire need of a vacation as well, and John is a lovely man who spends any chance he gets shooting you sweet messages, clumsily taken selfies, or on the rare occasion he can manage to slip away from his work, a call here and there. The pictures of the place and the surrounding nature look beautiful, and the flight booked is first class; It’s perfect.

This is why you take it on the nose when he hisses out a low breath in the middle of the baggage claim, eyebrows knit together while staring at the cracked phone in his hand as he informs you that apparently, the place has been double-booked. You assure him it’s fine, you’ve been able to save up enough for emergencies like this with all the little gifts he’s been depositing into your account supplementing your already-frugal lifestyle. You can book a hotel or inn.

Of course, he refuses- you’re already well aware he’s not too keen on letting you pay. Tells you he has an empty place he bought a while back pretty much rotting away an hour out; it’s a fixer-upper and fairly far from the closest town, but you’d have to drive the same amount of time to get to the rental anyway, and he’s more than happy to do a little impromptu handiwork if needed. It seems like a no-brainer, really.

What Price doesn’t tell you is that there never was a booking under his name for the quiet getaway he had shown you- nor does he inform you that your stay is gonna last a lot longer than the week you had planned for.

[lightbubbee]

i hate gay people

[darkmuffinstudios]

The more completed version!!

This is for the Twitter sexyman polls being hosted by CornMayor! ^^

I made a little video to commemorate everyone’s favorite guy to bully /lh (although, it’s only a part 1 since I quickly ran out of steam,,,)

Anyways, enjoy!

(Edit: Here are the credits because I completely forgot AIDJDJSKDK:

Cornmayor >>> the host of the polls

Error, Geno, Fresh: crayonqueen/loverofpiggies on tumblr

Killer: rahafwabas

Reaper (although I forgot to draw him in the video,,,, I love him sm I promise): renrink

Nightmare, Dream: Jokublog

Crossbones: Team Switched

Ink, Fresh!Ink: Comyet

Ganz/GZtale: Nixensibrat

Lust: NSFWshamecave

Seraphim Sans: tratserEnoyreve

Fellswap: Blackgum

Underfell sans: underfellx on Twitter

Color: Super Youmna

Cross: Jael Penaloza

Dust: ask-dusttale

Swap: p0pcornpr1nce

(I actually don’t know who made uwuberry but I’d like to know, he’s so silly)

Fatal!Error: Xedramon

Horror: Sour-Apple-Studios

SANNNESSSS: Sr Pelo

Epic: yugogeer12

Swap Dream/Swad: Song_A & Litemong

Insans: Tatatale

Bill sans: Hwamyong

Outer: 2mi127

Slash: ProductionRoxy

Pale!Ink: Unu-nunium

Therapist: TehRogue

G!Sans/Echotale Sans: Borurou (Echotale by Yoralim)

Arz: DanielaVE

Programs Used:

- Procreate

- Capcut

Song: Everybody Loves Me - OneRepublic)

[soup-mother]

I know it's not really a novel observation but it really really stands out to me how in literally every single thing they do, US soldiers are constantly expecting to be attacked. distributing aid from a helicopter like they're ready to take off at any moment, allegedly doing disaster relief like they're patrolling a front line. they treat civilian populations as people to occupy and as potential threats. meanwhile actual casualty rates of US soldiers are tragically very very low.

it certainly plays a role in why their cops are like that too, retired soldiers carry that combat alertness in a civilian setting and treat everyone as a threat to put down (and of course even the non soldier ones act like that too, it seems like a wider thing than just unique to the army).

notably both internationally and domestically it's hard not to see that in black communities especially, like with Haiti or parts of the southern US in the wake of floods and cyclones, a constant occupation of communities they're allegedly there to protect and the much lauded "disaster relief" being treated as a combat mission.

idk, it just really stands out to me in basically any photo or video i see of them. there's like the faintest sliver of self awareness that people might not like them, but they act like that around desperate people reliant on them for aid. if the world was even half as out to get them as they constantly act then it'd be a much better world

[graciehart]

how to say “I love you” in x-files [58/?] ⤷ 7.10 — “Sein und Zeit”

[time-woods]

doing these drawing pages is fun but they always end up getting more and morequeer

[pirateshelly]

I know he's not exactly the most three dimensional character in the show but it's honestly a bit odd how little people seem interested in discussing Santiago's role as the primary villain/instigator in season 2. I think there actually is a lot to say about how so much of the tragedy that occurs in season 2 is a direct result of his fucked up (and implicitly racially motivated) covetous attraction to and hatred toward both Louis and Armand. Like sometimes it seems like people want to downplay his role and act like he was simply a decoy villain and Armand's puppet when that's very clearly like. Not the case at all

[birdsandcake]

Humanformers AU information YAY‼️💥

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Happy Halloween! 🧼🥩🎃

[gwinver-art]

Played Great God Grove back in December and really liked it! Especially the characters and all their unique voices. Have a page of Click Clacks :>

(also the pictures separately because tumblr doesn't like horizontal images)

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

you open yourself up to the devil by celebrating Halloween in the same way you open yourself up to the devil by celebrating St. Paddy's or Mardi Gras.

if you play ouija or try voodoo, you open yourself up to the devil. if you dress in a slutty costume or take psychedelics in a cemetery, you open yourself up to the devil.

likewise, if you get wasted on Guinness in downtown Savannah, you open yourself up to the devil.

if you twerk half-naked for plastic beads on Bourbon Street, you open yourself up to the devil.

these kinds of bacchanalia are by no means inherent to the holidays in question, and in fact, are extremely recent perversions of traditions which go back centuries. Centuries of Christian history.

[trappedinafantasy37]

Larian statistics got us like: