#but it doesnt feel right iykwim

[killjoygem]

AU where after regenerating the doctor actually remembers to go back for Nardole and then they realise that Missy is still on the ship (possibly as the lumiat now) and go and find her. Then after that they go back to st lukes and end up finding Bill bc her and Heather went back to st lukes

And they just stay together as a happy family :')

[ghostgirl-22]

Somehow the conversation coming up that art doesnt know what he likes or knowing his own body because he always did what he was supposed to and no girl has felt the need or want to touch him because "hes the man and shouldnt need all that" "guys take care of the girl not the other way around" iykwim so patrick decides to help him figure it all out

How much pressure he likes, how wet he likes it, if he like gentle or nipping, gripping or biting.. where his erogenous zones are... kissing the sensitive parts of his inner thighs, what roles he likes to take, how he likes to be spoken to...?

U can ignore this part but Maybe pat asks "You never even tried doing it yourself? Like taken your time and see where your hands go?"

art says how would i be able to figure it out when i dont know where to start or what to do. Pat understands there probably a repression aspect to it aswell aand so they discover art together with pat guiding him through this new world/exploration

Omg! Your ask is literally ten times better than what I wrote but I love you for letting me try it dear nonnie <3

CW: 18+ !NSFW! Explicit

Basically this is just yearning and longing and porn with the thinnest of plots. So Artrick core.

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It all comes out over holiday break. Art is staying with Patrick, it’s a few days after Christmas and Art’s parents are already busy with fundraisers and meetings. To them it doesn’t matter how Art gets back to Stanford, as long as he gets back so they could care less that Patrick keeps him for a few days.

They’re up too late. Patrick is lying on the floor with his laptop, looking up the scheduled matches for this season and who he’ll likely be playing. Art has taken over his bed, flipping channels on the television, going back and forth between American Pie on TBS and ESPN. Patrick is certain the sex conversation starts because they’re watching American Pie but what starts out as Art trying to get more information about Patrick’s sex life with Tashi leads to Art admitting he’s never really explored what he likes in bed.

“What do you even mean, explore?” Art asks, suddenly self conscious. He’s such a little perfectionist, checked off all the boxes, straight As, Ivy League college, division one tennis player, first girlfriend at the “right” age, lost it (many times) before high school finished. Patrick can tell it’s frustrating him to feel like he missed something. “Do you mean… touching myself?”

That’s really all it takes to divert Patrick’s attention. He shuts his laptop and sits up, gazing at Art. “Yeah jerking off is one part,” Patrick says, “But I meant what do you like?”

“I like having sex,” Art shrugs, “it’s simple. What else is there to explore?”

“Oh come on,” Patrick smirks. “It’s anything but simple. Do you even know your favorite position?”

Art rubs his arm, its so obvious he’s never even thought about it. “I don’t really… I mean um… I like… you know… the usual way.”

“Yeah that checks out,” Patrick says teasingly and Art’s gaze darkens.

”Why? How do you fuck Tashi?”

Patrick grins because he knew it was coming. “Nice try.”

Art huffs an irritated sigh. “Whatever man. Just because I’m not trying every position or whatever. I mean what difference does it make? She still…everybody still leaves happy.” Art picks up the remote and switches channels again like he’s done with the conversation but his skin is starting to flush.

He’s so easy. Patrick decides to push a little more. He shoves Art’s legs over and settles next to him on the full sized bed. Art just sits up, crossing his legs, he rests back on his palms.

Maybe it’s because Patrick helped him with his first sexual experience or maybe it’s because he has some kind of corruption kink but he loves whenever their relationship shifts back around to this show-me-how dynamic.

Art is so good at walking this line of self delusion that he’s this perfectly good straight boy… but when he needs something from Patrick. Usually experience. That’s when the lines start to blur. It’s a fucking mess but that’s exactly where Patrick lives.

“Look dude it’s not even about that.” Patrick continues. “It’s about… you remember when we were kids. You were so scared you’d suck at kissing so I—”

“Yeah I was a dumb kid,” Art interrupts quickly.

“Sure but you practiced…” Patrick points out. “And you’re a really good kisser now,” he says, smirking. Art looks away.

Patrick sighs. “I’m just saying if you play around… and learn what you really like. Sex can be really, really fucking good. Besides that’s half the fun of it anyway, right?”

Art chews his bottom lip and then he sighs. “It’s just… I mean I’m a guy… I thought I was supposed to look things up. I didn’t want to look like I didn’t know what I was doing.”

“What did you look up?”

“I don’t know, how to put on a condom? Only the first time. And like there was this article about unhooking different types of bra straps. Shut up,” he adds, shoving Patrick gently because he can’t help laughing at that.

“Okay how about this?” Patrick says, the ghost of a smile still on his lips. He leans back against the headboard, “Do you like it slow? Or do you prefer going fast?”

”Both,” Art says. “I like whatever she likes to do.”

“You don’t have a preference? What about when you’re touching yourself?”

Art plays with his tongue, rolls it back and forth in his mouth as he’s thinking. “Slower.” He says after a while. “Like… when I get the chance I like it…” He glances at Patrick and then looks determinedly back at the tv. “Slower.”

Patrick takes a breath and tries to slow himself down too but he can already feel his cock starting to fill up. “Okay what about touch? What makes you feel good? What gets you up?”

Art frowns. “I um… I don’t—- what about you? Where do you—” he sighs and then shakes his head. “Patrick, this is ridiculous.”

“No it isn’t, what’s ridiculous is you really don’t know what you like.”

Art is gripping the remote too tightly. “I know what I like,” he says.

“What?” Patrick gazes at him.

“Lots of stuff,” Art says.

“Like?”

Art rubs his thighs, Patrick looks down, following the anxious movement.

“I know something you like,” Patrick says after Art doesn’t say anything for a minute. “You want me to show you?”

Art starts playing with his tongue again, he takes a deep breath and nods and Patrick sits up so he’s close.

“You like it when someone kisses you here,” he brushes his knuckles along the junction between Art’s neck and collar bone and he shivers, pulling his shoulder up towards his ear. Patrick considers going in for the kiss but getting Art in a headspace is a delicate thing. It can lead everywhere and nowhere depending on how Patrick handles him.

And he knows Art… fuck… apparently he knows things about Art’s body that he’s not even aware of. This messy little “friendship” is gonna drive him crazy.

“Can I—“ Patrick lets his fingertips settle along the nape of Art’s neck where his curly hair is fine and baby soft. Art closes his eyes momentarily and takes a little breath.

”You like that too,” Patrick says.

“Yeah,” Art says softly.

Patrick licks his bottom lip to keep himself from licking at the flush on Art’s throat. “Do you like being on top? Or on the bottom?” Patrick asks, carefully.

Art opens his eyes and bites his lip again before taking a deep breath. “I think I prefer it when she… when she’s on top.”

“What do you like about it?”

“I don’t know… it’s hot. I mean…” he looks at Patrick. “I like looking at her tits when she….” He looks down shyly. Such a stupidly, pretty boy.

Patrick smirks. “So you're a boob guy.”

“So are you,” Art says, like he’s been caught doing something bad and doesn’t want to be the only one to get in trouble.

Patrick shrugs. “I love everything. I’m more of an ass man. But if you want to kill me show me a great pair of legs… I mean… fuck.”

Art rubs his thighs again. “I really like Tashi’s legs.”

“I bet you do,” Patrick smirks, leaning in. “What about you? You ever let her touch your chest?” He teases his fingers over Art’s t-shirt where his pecs are. Art gasps lightly as Patrick pinches just the right spot and the nipple starts to harden immediately. Patrick circles it lightly and Art shifts on the bed, pressing one hand into his lap and pushing Patrick away with the other. “Fuck no. That’s weird right?” Art asks, his voice a little pitchy.

God he fucking loves it. Patrick wants to push him down on the bed. But he sits on his hands to make himself behave. “What’s weird about it?” Patrick asks.

“I mean… I’m a guy. Why would she want to touch my… my nipples.” Art huffs a nervous little laugh.

“To make you feel good,” Patrick says softly.

Art licks his lips idly and lets out another breath.

“What about grip… do you like it soft?” Patrick asks.

Art nods. “Yeah.”

“This?” Patrick grips his wrist gently. “Or this?” He asks gripping a little tighter. “Or?” He grips tighter still, until Art squeezes his eyes shut.

“The… the middle… the second one.”

“Just right,” Patrick lets up on his grip. “What about here?” Patrick trails his fingertips…slowly… down Arts tummy.

“Stop,” Art breathes as Patrick’s fingers reach the elastic of his boxers.

Patrick shrugs, letting go of the elastic and smirking. He could do this all night. Touch and poke and prod and feel. He knows it’s turning Art on. He’s flushed so fucking beautifully, worrying his lips all red, squirming on the mattress.

“What about…” Patrick sits up on his knees and plays his fingers into Art's hair. Art looks up at him eagerly. Eyes fully dilated, lips parted, breathing shallow.

God.

Such a fucking pretty, pretty boy.

All Patrick wants now is whatever the fuck he can get away with. “Can I kiss you soft?” He asks as he presses his lips to Art’s mouth. Art nods and opens up, sliding his tongue into Patrick’s mouth right away, wanting it. Even though they’d only ever kissed a handful of times, ever since the first time their lips touched Patrick could tell that for Art kissing would be a Thing with a capital T. Patrick caresses the side of Art’s throat and feels it as he shivers. He listens to the way Art’s breathing. So aware of how Art’s body is moving. He’s opening up, he’s uncrossed his legs, knees pulled up, he’s grabbing at Patrick’s t-shirt trying to pull him closer as Patrick starts to deepen the kiss. Pressing his tongue more firmly into Art’s mouth. Art really likes that. He starts gasping, nibbling on Patrick’s lip before pushing his own tongue back in. When he starts moaning Patrick pulls back. His heart is railing against his ribcage and he’s losing himself. His hips are pressed in between Art’s legs feeling everything. Certain Art is feeling everything.

”Fuuckk,” Patrick breathes. He flops onto the bed resting his head on his pillow. If he were with Tashi right now he’d probably be halfway inside her already. Everything with her is impatient, horny and desperate. Everything with Art is pleading, anxious and pretending he doesn’t want it as badly as he fucking does.

Art is breathless, lips kiss swollen, he scoots back to get distance. “This is… so…”

“You like dirty talk?” Patrick interrupts.

Art smiles a bit and shrugs. “Kinda.”

“What’s kinda?” Patrick asks.

Art kicks his legs, lightly. “I like… I like when she tells me how she can’t wait for me to fuck her…”

Patrick sits up on his elbows. “Like I’m so wet for you baby, can’t wait to feel that big dick inside me?” Patrick says softly.

”Jesus Patrick,” Art says, covering his face.

“What?” Patrick says, smiling slightly at the reaction.

“You don’t have to say it like that.”

“Like what?”

“Like you're wet,” Art whispers.

“So what do you want me to say?” Patrick says, he gets up again, abruptly crawling back into Art’s personal space. Art reacts at the sudden movement by opening his mouth… Patrick can see his little pink tongue, desperate for another kiss.

Art is gazing at him, pupils so large the rings of blue are barely visible. They’re so close, their lips are almost touching when Art licks his mouth. A horny little mess, if Patrick tried it now he thinks Art might let him fuck.

Patrick smiles and then leans against Art’s ear. “Can’t wait till you fill me up and fuck me good baby…” he murmurs softly.

“Yeah,” Art says quietly. “I can fuck you good.”

Patrick thinks he’s gonna go insane.

Art’s breathing starts to pick up again.

“Can you fill me up and stretch me… fuck me so hard I can feel you for days…” Patrick whispers.

“Mmhm,” Art hums eagerly, he starts lapping and sucking along Patrick’s throat, it’s so fucking yummy.

Patrick rubs his hand lightly along the inside of Arts thigh, trying to graze his knuckles along Arts cock. Art hitches another breath.

“That feel good?” Patrick asks gently.

“Yeah,” Art says breathlessly.

“You like it when she goes down on you before you fuck her?” Patrick asks.

“Yes, mm, yes,” Art says eagerly, shifting on the bed so Patrick can get between his legs. It’s so slutty the way he opens up so quickly, knowing what Patrick wants to do. Patrick presses a kiss along the inside of his upper thigh.

“Mm,” Art whines, and Patrick’s sure he’s just found another sensitive spot. He kisses it again, this time sucking at the skin there and Art moans properly. Patrick grins and starts palming him through his shorts. His own cock feels so fucking heavy. He’s thought about fucking Art since the first time he watched him nut all over himself but right now he feels like he’ll die if he doesn’t get this.

“You gotta tell me how you want it to feel,” Patrick says looking up at him. “Can you talk me through it?”

“What if your… what if we get caught?” Art whispers.

“Everyone is asleep by now I promise,” Patrick says.

”Are you sure?”

“Fucking yes.” Patrick says impatiently, though if he’s honest he wouldn’t give a fuck at this point if they were all right outside his bedroom door. He can’t help himself, he tugs Art’s shorts down to see it.

He’s still barely got any hair there and he’s definitely still blonde everywhere. He’s so hard, his cock is so pretty and pink and full to the tip, pearls of cum dripping. Patrick laps it up and Art hisses.

“Talk to me,” Patrick whispers. “You like it wet?”

“Fuck,” Art breathes. “I mean yes. Yeah I want it wet. Oh god.”

Patrick fills his mouth.

“Oh— oh— fuck—-“ Art groans, he’s so loud. His hips stutter but Patrick holds him down, swirls his tongue around, doesn’t swallow anything, just drools all over it. Arts toeing the bed, trying to push up. “Mm fuck your tongue can you… can you do it faster…” Art moans. So Patrick moves his tongue faster.

He doesn’t ask, maybe because he’s too far gone but he teases his fingertips up along Art’s entrance and the sounds that Art makes in response, make Patrick shiver.

“Patrick,” Art gasps, his body is practically vibrating. Patrick presses his fingers in a little deeper and he moans like the boys do when Patrick’s on those websites in the middle of the night with the volume down low. But Art can’t be quiet… and Patrick doesn’t want him to stop.

“Patrick! Patrick I can’t—- I think I’m gonna—I’m gonna fucking cum— holy shit—“ Art wasn’t even done saying Patrick’s name when Patrick’s mouth started filling up. And boy does it fucking fill up. Patrick’s swallowing, and swallowing and swallowing. He’s so greedy he doesn’t want to waste a single drop of it. Art is whining breathlessly when Patrick finally lets it drop from his mouth, still so shiny and red and wet, twitching helplessly. Patrick just stares at it, dizzy for a minute before he drops onto the bed next to Art and reaches between his legs and starts touching himself.

Art sighs and pulls his shorts up properly before rolling over. He puts his hand where Patrick’s is and starts helping. “What about you? Art asks softly. “What do you like?”

A/N: Sorry this took hundreds of years my love. I wanted to do better but unfortunately got lots to catch up on so it shall be good enough <3

[xhanelia]

Hi, I hope you’ve been having a good day! Can I please request a Sova that goes absolutely feral when you pull on his hair during sex... like he's a whole new man when you do that. The thought has been invading my brain and it won't leave hdjwkkdkd

-Sova lover anon

Ngl at all i be giggling and kicking my feet even thinking about this 👉👈 Thanks so much for waiting for me and i hope i do not dissapoint. Love uuuu <333

<<<Reader is she/her. MDNI.>>>

Im lost with words iykyk with Sova (nsfw)

It always starts slow and affectionate with Sova. We know him. He knows himself too. He knows that he is a little bit of an overgrown man (190ish cm long like holly shit boy what did your babushka feed you?) and he doesnt want to overwhelm you with himself.

But if you press his buttons, yeah, he switches a bit fast.

When he gets the 'fuck me hard' signal from you he doesnt care. You are under him now.

For him, its his hair getting pulled by you. Its like a wordless signal between both of you. Does the job perfectly so why need to ask for it, right?

The second you grab a handfull of his beautiful long blonde hair and pull it, he growls from the very deep of his throat. His body lovering over you for you to feel his weight on you more. Mhm. He got what you want for sure.

"You want to do it my way, darling?" The russian accent with the word 'darling' sounds deep near your ear. You know our giant bear. He gotta make sure even if he is too much over to control himself.

His moves are much over and about controlling you and your body. He is playing with your buttons too but mostly like a 'dim red light sex at midnight' kinda sex iykwim. He is rough but not ROUGH rough. Just the perfect amount to make you squirm under his body.

He can overpower you so easily he cannot lie that this doesnt turn him on. Pulling you in, stretching your legs, lifting you up and everything. And the sounds you make for him while he does these things? He could listen to you all night long. (Thats totaly not the reason he likes long sessions with you.)

This man has the highest stamina in the protocole if it wasnt for kay/o. He climbs up an down on snow for a daily basis. He is not letting you go anywhere if you dont use the safe word and make him stop yourself. If you know how to tire him then its another story.

You swear the first time you two get close like this, you thought that he had no experience whatsoever but now you realize you are so damn wrong. He may not look like he has experience but its all because he wants to make you feel alright and safe in his hands. But if you want to give the control all into his hands, then he will gladly take it from yours.

Kisses, hickeys, bite marks all over your body. Did i mention he has no shame? I guess i did on another one of my posts. I will say it again. He has no shame. He will look proud if anyone notices the hickeys he left over you. They gotta know that he knows how to do his job.

If you were to ask him about how he likes being in charge, he will laugh and just say a simple "yes, i do". Maybe his cheeks will get a little red but not because of embarrassment, its because of he lies how much more he likes it. This man LIVES for these moments.

(I wish i had a Sova for myself 😔)

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

I have a LAOFT fair folk pronouns question for you (actually a few questions apparently lol) - would a fae be able to tell what my pronouns are if I don't know them? like I'm literally good with whatever pronouns but I haven't found any that feel right iykwim - so technically all pronouns are my pronouns?

Also how soon would a good neighbour know if someone changes their pronouns? Like would they need to see someone in person/over a video call to know their new pronouns or would they just somehow unconsciously know when that person decides even if they're miles away?

Sorry for rambling in your inbox I'm just invested in supernatural queer things it makes me feel very gender 🏳️‍⚧️

you never have to apologize for asking me questions! even if i dont answer it its not something you did its my brain having worms aslkdjaklsjd

i think in your case the fae might get a kind of sliding scale of options, prioritizing whatever pronouns you like (at least a little) more than others, and if you have no preference at all you might get a full rolodex situation

but i do think that in an active two-way conversation about pronouns, theyd be well suited to helping you find a set that Felt RightTM, if such a pronouns exists

(and it doesnt have to - i know theres a lot of baggage around finding Your Pronouns, but really, being indifferent to pronouns in general is completely fine and normal, and an experience lots of trans people have.)

as for when theyd know, i dont think they have The Pronoun Force (although that would be extremely fun) and its - not visual, because blind fae exist, but they have to perceive you in some way

[tojiwrd]

“I feel like if I ever tied myself down, it’d end sometime because we end up hating each other for holding each other back while we’re so young.”

I hope these are prophetic words for Gojo and Hana’s relationship. It seriously only took ONE MONTH for him to want to leave his 3 year relationship and engagement ? Idk, something fishy is going on between them.

And the look Hana’s mom gave them when they went up to his room. I feel like she was trying to bag Gojo. Could b wrong, but something’s off.

As for Gojo, he seems like a major coward and push over. Did he actually love yn? Does he actually love Hana? Or is she just a convenient solution to whatever issue he’s dealing with. I also asked if he loved yn because during the scene at her home, he said that yn was the first person to ever love him. He never said she was the first person HE ever loved. Was that him doing emotional gymnastics and not wanting to own up to his feelings or did he not “know how to love until Hana showed him?” 🙄

Don’t know if u can answer any of these questions without going into spoilers, but as I reread the story, these things were seriously bugging me 😖😡

Anyway, great job! Can’t wait for more! I’m currently juggling four Gojo angst/he cheats on/leaves reader fics and my emotions r everywhere lol

it issss so fishy right?? like honestly, if i were yn i would rather have him end things than stay with me bc broski fell toooo quick for hana

oooo yeah hana's mom is also kinda sus tbh both gojo and hana's family are so silly

o wait i think i can answer this i hope this doesnt spoil?? gojo definitely loved yn in his own way—i think that, despite how shitty he was for emotionally cheating on her, he proposed to her bc he truly felt like she was the one for him. he's kinda an ass tho bc he uses how yn loved him to such a large extent as leverage for her to not hate him, in a way iykwim?

thank you so muchhh i loveee hearing your thoughts!! also me TOOO this angst moment we r having on tumblr is cray

[lou-blooms-bitch]

vent

sometimes i think i was supposed to die early and just never have a future. i feel like i truly was supposed to be dead by 15, my attemps at 13 and 14 shouldve worked, any of them shouldve worked. it just feels so fucked being like this because i never feel like i belong i always just feel like im a certain individual.. there has and only ever will be one of me kinda thing.

i feel like god doesnt want me and death doesnt either. i overdosed on mdma at 16 for christs sakes. there are so so so many times in my life where i have avoided death and its just like holy fucking shit are you kidding me right now ???? lad nothing can kill me i cant even kill myself like the fuck am i supposed to do

and then aswell i just feel like my past will forever haunt me and i know it only feels like that because i let it and obvs nobody thinks about you more than yourself but ive had some experiences that definitley make that feel like the complete opposite.

people remember me as the trans kid, the freak bitch, the weirdo.. but they dont know me. they never have... fuck even i dont know myself and I AM ME ?!?!? but people will always look at me and see him but honestly he never really left. im definitley not trans i just had a deeply rooted hatred for my body and took that along with other similar factors i noticed, thought it was me being trans, blah bklah u get the gist im not trans but thoughht i was and socially transitioned and now people look at me and only ever see him. he was the result of years upon years of self hatred and self misunderstanding and quite literally BEING A KID !!!!!! but thats not me, HES not me and IM not him. but hes not him and im not me !!!!! NOTHING IN THIS WORLD IS WHAT IT IS ON THE SURFACE !!!!! theres alwaysw gonna be something laying beneath what we can see. and i was just another part of that fact. people see me as that weird emo trans kid with no friends and i can never change that, but what i can also never change is the years of damaged mental health i had to deal with as a fucking child a little baby.. nobocy fucking knew and i cant be mad at them for not knowinbg im not mad at them for not knowing its not their business to know or be in but still.. they made my life hell and made me scared of who i was and everyone else around me while i was ALREADY fighting the devil himself in my head SINCE EIGHT FUCKING YEARS OLD !!!!!!!! like they couldve had at least SOME consideration i beg... and then aswell this is 100% gonna sound awful but just stay with me now, most trans people STRUGGLE WITH THEIR MENTAL HEALTH !?!?!?!?!?! WHO WOULDVE GUESSED THAT SOMEONE WHO FEELS LIKE A PRISONER IN THEIR OWN BODY WANTS TO KILL THEMSELVES ?????? I SURE FUCKING WOULD HAVE ???????? fucking idiots i hate every single one of them bastards who hurt me in any way shape or form. genuinely couldnt care less if they died last week.

sorry that was like completley off topic but still on topic at the same time.. it was off topic but it was the space between off [ ] topic iykwim

anyways i feel like my past actions will forever haunt me and ill only ever be remembered as the weird trans kid. i dont want that. im not him and hes not me while i may be him and he may be me, i am not him and he is not me.

i have fears that in the future when i make something and a name for myself, people will only ever see him. yeah i can change my name again but i like my name. my names mikey like mikey madison, just two girls named mikey. although i would love love LOOOOVE to change my name again.. maybe like daytona i know its a beach shutup its cute. ooh or maybe like sylvia.. ive always thought sylvia silva if i became a singer lol, like lizzy grant type shit. i cant sing tho.. i definitley have it in me just my vocal training is non existent so

anyways.. its just alwyas felt like that since im so embarassed of my past i truly wasnt supposed to survive. like it feels like my life was supposed to be [happy kid-okay kid-suicidal kid-trans kid-suicide] and honestly i really do wish that i could go back in time and just do it in a guaranteed way of death, like a train or a bridge or something. and then aswell i could just never see a future for myself like, i never had any real aspirations when i was a kid and then as soon as i hit 10 i stopped trying cuz i was just like ykfw im done cant be arsed then at 11 i was convinced i wasnt making it past 15 so i really just stopped thinking about it completley as a whole.

like i just cant help but feel that i was destined to just be another childs death lost to the tapes of time.. i genuinely cannot think that i was supposed to live, i was never supposed to even be born. cant believe my slow headed ass was the fastest in my dads balls.. the one thing youre a winner in you fuckass are u kidding me ???

ugh whatever nothing i can do about it since im fucking invincible. may aswell just hope to get rich by 30 or we all know whats going in my mouth and it wont be a dick ill tell you that right now..

i feel like shotgun in the mouth has gotta be the quickest and least painful way to die.. people say drowning is nice but i just wouldnt be able. i feel like my bodies survival instincts would kick in and just not let me drown.

idk if i have anything else id like to add to this. i just really want to die ngl. i dont wanna have to do this for the rest of time until its mine. im tired, im fucking exhausted. whatever.. goodnight.

[blkkizzat]

Haiiii babes!!!! Hope u been well 😙

(Literally just came from rereading plug choso once again to keep it fresh in my brain hehe) istg i love him so bad but….nicki was right, trauma is the way. Him sharing that blunt with gouda bitch has me steaming every time smh. I would fuck cho infront of her but she dont deserve to see the dickk!

Venus in gemini and mars in aries HELP HSJKSKSK NO OKAY U and toji would be so good for each other 😭 yall can play games and he drag u back in so u dont get too bored hehe. My mars is in leo and my good friend studies astrology and she deadass do be saying thats the corruption kink placement hehe, plus i got some virgo in there too so my shit is obsesseddddd with corrupting purity whoops (and obsessive + possessive AF like i wanna be someone's first and their everything) which is so true cause i be fucking with ppl to make em obsessed with me and ion even want them jdksks. I js cant do virgin reader bc i have a SA trauma which sucks bc there are so many virgin reader fics and i gotta sit em out which is why i flock to shit like otaku!gojo where the man is a virgin like that heals me so much u have no idea lmao (even tho this pussy can squirt by itself, i would show virgin gojo all the tricks hehe) Yes ma'am i do fuck w astrology, and recently tarot a lil bit 👀 got me a lil reading and erthing hehe

Tbf i dont feel like u have a truly irredeemable character because they all have some sort of bg story (okay lets ignore reader from gf!choso literally killing a man bc DAMN when i say the dialogue you gave him had me stressing tf out, like i almost had an angry cry when he was airing out shit at the party. The bat scene from there was so iconic tho) like even plug choso, reader is a brat but i rlly feel like its bc shes an overachiever which i vibe w soooo hard. She's the definition of "honey u need to get some dick and RELAX" bc she trying to do it all and none of it is for herself. Im similar so i see her bratiness as a defense mechanism iykwim. Ngl the ending of pt 2 had me scared bc like i can dish it out, but i cant take it LMAOOOOOO like choso shared a blunt w some other bitch and i was already in tears istg he gon have to make that up to me smh. YESSSSSSS i love with the characters are still downbad for the reader even when she's a bitch like, thats the kinda ride or die i wantttt.

I feel u bc i cant do angst that effects the reader lol.

Guestprofessor yooooo i love that dynamic!!! I rarely read gojo (or geto too) bc i rarely find a version of him that doesnt turn his charisma into fuckboyness like it just aint for me, but w.e the girlies enjoy :p

Ohhh i do need to check out those websites even tho i have nowhere to go rip. I love me a gown but they almost never reach past my shins 💀 got that damn amazoness genetic smh

LMFAOOO ur so real for that. Tbh cho could be a virgin and id still talk to him like a two dollar hoe 😭

Sending u all the good vibes frrrrr its always fun chatting w u too kali babes 😚

🍒 anon

Awe you are so sweet reading it again. I hope I can get the next part out tonight for u, I’m getting 2 people to read so once they are done I will make changes and post. 

LMFAO im crying cause you are like the 3rd person who told me that part had them heated. But hehe funny you should mention fucking him in front of her…. *shhhh*

Yeah no I would need the games to keep me interested lmfao. Oooh corruption kink!  you know until Choso I never had one of those but I just want to ruin him dskhfkjhdkHSa. But relatable, sometimes you just flirt because you can LOL

Oh no, im so sorry to hear about your SA trauma. I completely understand. While I don’t necessarily have drama, I think another reason I lean towards bimbo!reader is I don’t like how society places a woman’s value on virginity. It’s a totally different thing that wanting to be someone’s first or even corrupting, cause im into those kinks too. I don’t like when it seems like the whole value of them is their virginity if it makes sense. 

I actually own a tarot deck too! But I haven’t studied it enough to do it on my own. I’ve had mine done by friends before though!

Lmfao yeah gf!choso reader is also a bit crazy, when I eventually do the p3 to that, it will go into more of how she doesn’t have bloodlust like choso, and actually wants him to slow down a bit so he doesn’t get caught (gf!choso finds himself not needing to kill as much bc he has reader as a stress release). But she doesn’t have qualms with blood or the fact he’s a serial killer lolol. She kinda slow lowkey lolol. Her mind: “killing is bad. But I love Choso and he loves me so Choso is good too.” I mean she joined his major cause she watched Dexter so she aint the brightest bulb. jhdfkhdskjfhsd. <3 Unlike plug!choso sorority bimbo tho, she is never ashamed of Choso and wants him to come to frat parties as her date (which he reluctantly goes to because he’s whipped and jealous as all hell). Ahhh I rambled about this too much lol

Oooh how tall are you if you don’t mind me asking? Im 5’7 and some of the gowns I got from there drag a bit so maybe you’d have more luck with them!

Mwahhmwahhh babes <3333

[overwatchfics]

kiriko, ashe, sombra and/or d.va mirror sex hcs? doesnt have to be all of them, those are just the ones im kinda 👀 with iykwim

A/N: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES IM GLAD I GET MIRROR SEX REQUEST!

MIRROR SEX (Sombra, Ashe, Dva, and Kiriko.)

Ashe:

Don't worry doll we'll get you all settled right here

Ashe has a throne in her bedroom I don't care what you say to be that or it's like a really nice love seat.

You are on her lap legs spread, with a pretty sizable strap between your legs.

She's got a collar around your neck, and she's pulling it on it firmly, arching your back and forcing you to engulf the remaining length of the rod between your legs, the glint of light reflecting off of the strap on just shows how utterly soaked you are.

You can feel her lips leaving bites and hickies along your shoulders and neck and you can see the smeared scarlet traces of her lips on your skin.

One of her hands reaches up and gently pries your mouth open with two manicured fingers and slips them in your mouth. She wants to hear everything.

Your tongue slides around her fingers and between them. She instructs you to keep your mouth ajar as she drags those fingers out of your mouth and between your legs to roll your clit.

Your forearms are bound behind your back and Ashe leans forward, putting her hat lopsided atop your head, and chuckles huskies next to your ear

Giddy up cowgirl, show me how well you can ride

Kiriko

Bent over your bathroom counter at your own christmas party, not a place you expected to be so soon

Kiriko was pressed up behind you, with a hand working on lightly flicking and rolling one of your nipples, the other had already sunk two fingers knuckle deep.

She's got her fangs buried into the space beyween your shoulder and neck in a predatory bite and she slowly, but roughly Jack's her fingers into you.

The there's a knock at the door.

This does absolutely nothing to stop Kiriko, intact it seems to spur her on, her fangs leaving your skin, and you can feel her smirking against you. A small huff of amusement leaves her.

"Hey uh you ok in there? You've been out of sight for a while?" IT was Genji hell fucking no.

Kiriko's softly glowing eyes meet yours in the mirror in a silent question of What are you going to do about it

"OH uh-" Kiriko roughly thrusts into you causing you take a shuddering breath, and you glare at Kirikos reflection, the only response is her eyes squinting slightly in mirth. "I-I'm ok, dinner didn't exactly agree with my s-stomach so I'm biding my time in here"

Behind the door Genji just quirks an eyebrow and says a quick "Alright, text me if you need anything" and his footsteps fade.

You let's out a breath of relief and you can hear Kiriko laughing softly behind you, her fingers curling in you, making you arch into her, gasping sharply. The hand at your nipple moves up to grip your hair, forcing you to maintain eye contact as the playful smile leaves her face in favor of a darker, lustier expression. You catch the glint of a fang as she gives you a lop sided smirk.

Don't think you're off the hook yet, pretty girl... you're mine.

Sombra (invisible man sex bc I haven't seen it yet)

You're on your knees, back upright, and thighs spread right into front of your bedroom mirror

You can't see her, but you can feel her

All you can see are the lips between your legs opening up, and you feel 2 fingers slide in.

You feel Olivia's other hand against your throat firm and holding you close to her.

You jolt when you feel light electrical discharges from her finger tips, a trick she does often because she knows you like it so.

Olivia laughs and kisses your cheek, a purple lip stain left behind in the place where you felt it

You are holding on to the wrist at your neck for life as she ramps up both the electricity and the speed of her fingers.

Her lips find their purchase just under your jaw leaving kisses on the back of your neck.

You're doing so well cariño, you look so beautiful spread out of my hand like this.

D.va

You're in Hana's mech repair room (like the one in the cinematic) and you're handcuffed to her tool bench and above you are lights and mirror. You can't move at all and you're stuck looking at your reflection on the mirror above you

"Awww look at you all cute and tied up bunny"

Hana walks a circle around the table, and she's armed with a high-powered vibrator, bubble gum pink just her style.

She's in her mechanics coat and notices the glare of the lights in your eyes, she take of her hat, and rests it on you, just enough to where you can see yourself, but still blocks the light.

She's edged you quite a bit already, but she's brought the vibrator to finish the job

Hana turns it on and moves to the side of the table and gingerly presses it between your legs.

The humming of the toy startles your body into action, your legs start to twitch and tremble and you cannot control the sinful sounds leaving your lips.

Hana smirks and raises the intensity and now you're nearly shouting her name and you quack under her touch. She leaves comforting kisses across your shoulder, neck, then face.

She pulls away and moves a hand to between your legs and you feel her fingers work in tandem with the vibrations of the toy.

Hana tells you to look at yourself so you do and you her her laugh

I love when I have you to myself like this. I'm here, and I have you, but don't expect to leave this table without screaming who you belong to bunny.

A/N: LEGS I LOVE YOU HOMIE. THIS WAS SUPER FUN TO WRITE.

[tinyidle]

I just had a thought. Ateez and fem s/o who genuinely loves being extra feminine. I know a lot of girl like being "tomboy" or breaking the girls only like dresses thing. But how about the girlies who just like traditionally girly things, like me?

Because, I do love glitter, sparkles and dresses and all the cute things. I love being the most extra. God, I'm laughing as I write this because I think embracing femininity is also something to be appreciated. I'm kind of ranting, sorry.

I just thought this was a cute ask.

im glad you said this because i personally like to be pretty and dress up nice for whatever and whomever i want. it's nice wanting a more "masculine" style, but traditional or even cute feminity should never be shunned.

-smut ahead-

now that my rant is done, i think all of ateez would love feminine partners. seonghwa especially. he has feminine characteristics himself, of course he'd love to carry you around and feed you (like in dates) and pay for your things and even not you lift a finger.

in bed he'd make you a pillow princess, letting you get all dressed up in whatever you like and, even if it's a simple top and shorts, make you feel beautiful in it while you do nothing but take it. most of all he would just LOVE to have you sitting on his lap, even when you're stroking him to full hardness. if you're riding him best believe he's doing all the work and thrusting up into you.

yunho to me is a close second, being the literal definition of "ill take care of you". girls who like cute things turn him on immensely and make his smaller self twitch. you needing to be lifted to get things, you letting him drive you everywhere even though you can do it yourself, and even holding his hand for everything.

in bed? he's literally guiding your small and gushy center onto his not so small length, kissing away any tears that come out. your small cries and whimpers are so cute to him he might bust right then and there 😭

san for some reason seems like a guy who'd prefer a more cutesy girl then a more badass girl, although he can rock with either. he loves cuddling you like a teddy bear and protecting you from literally EVERYTHING. same with the bedroom as he buries himself in you. you ask for him to hold you close and he does, peppering loving kisses to your entire face.

yeosang seems like another person who'd want a more feminine girl. dressing her pretty and giving her tons of makeup and a pretty dress and bracelets and lots of pink and purple 🤧 just to ruin it all at night

speaking of pretty things, hongjoong would adore painting your nails and toenails, loving massages (which will take a turn iykwim) and always using you for his little runway projects. and him using his lovely lips and teeth to trace love bites onto the more feminine parts of your body 😩

jongho loves taking control of things when someone doesnt know what to do, so he'll do that for you. you need to get money to get hair done? consider him paying for a whole makeover. have sore legs from running all week? he'll let you piggyback him. want some sweet snacks? he always has lollipops in the fruity flavor you love at hand.

he would also love to have you on top of him and taking his girthy figure while your cute cotton pink bra top he bought for you the other day's still on.

the least to like more feminine girls would be mingi and wooyoung but only in bed, as in real life they'd spoil you 🤧

wooyoung would never let you do chores around the house and will always cook for you. if you ever made things for yourself (which you seldom did) he'd for sure get at you and put you over his lap and give small taps on your thighs leading to huge smacks on your ass, depending on how many times you made food for yourself.

you would ask mingi to take you shopping so he can pick out clothes for you, and at first you're annoyed because he opts to go to the more alternative clothing parts. but once he realizes you want to go to the more "cuter" parts of the store, he ahhs and picks out the most sweetest tops, skirts and leggings. maybe he'd offer more foreplay to make you feel feminine as well 😭

[tobi-momo]

Cuddling With Them While They Game PT 2

a/n: kasjsdhakdjs pls- when i got this req i sqealed srsly i love it ty for this :p

Type: Headcanons

Genre: Fluff, crack???

Warnings: none :)

i made a part one with bakugou, kirishima, and todoroki!

he doesnt usually play games but when he does he tries his best and its so cute🥺

feel like he has game rage, but its like him trying to smile through the pain and act like he isnt mad💀

HE PLAYS CONSOLE KASKDJSAKD BUT NOT LIKE THE BEANBAG LIKE KIRI ITS CONSOLE WHERE HES ON THE FLOOR RIGHT UP CLOSE TO HIS TV SITTING AT THE FOOT OF HIS BED

KASSDSKHGDAK THATS SO CUTE PLS-

so imagine: you walking in his dorm room, expecting him to be studying or working on his technique, but instead you find him on the floor in front of his bed, a blanket covering his head as he presses the buttons ruthelessly while he whispers little curses at himself starting to get mad

you closing the door got his attention, so he invited you to sit next to him, so you do

at first it was a little awkward bc he wasnt sharing the blanket (you cant convince me he isnt a blanket hog you cant) and his eyes were glued to the tv screen like he forgot you were there

you started to get tired, your head drooping on his shoulder- his body goes absolutely stiff- like- midoryia.exe has stopped working youre gonna have to wait for him to windows 8 reboot

once he finally looks at you and youre like this close to falling asleep he turns your body away rq to move the blanket off his shoulder so your head can rest on his actual shoulder and the blanket is around you too

he usually doesnt have his mic on at all, and if it is he usually doesnt talk unless hes going along w a joke? iykwim?

i feel like he plays games like call of duty and halo (he loves animal crossing and sucks at among us) but he doesnt like when he sees them actually die? like the gore and stuff? idk he just gives those vibes yk? i feel like hed feel really bad kaskjdshad hed get over it tho

i cant really see him play minecraft, tho, i mean unless youre playing w him, i dont think he would play it by himself unless he was like building a fucking castle for you or sum-

but ya you start to go to his room more when he games to hang out and every. single. time. you. fall. asleep. he isnt complaining tho he loves your sleeping face :p

when you sleep on him he usually wrapss an arm around you and when he can presses little butterfly kisses on the top of your head and takes his hand to rub your arm up and down oml kdajsd pls-

he plays both computer and console i just think he plays he console a bit more?

ok this is a lil soft and maybe a bit ooc but i like if you were to come in while hes playing games you would sit down between his legs, your back to his chest while he plays

he would either rest his head on whatever is behind him or he would rest it on your shoulder (if youre more on the taller side)

and okokok i feel like if you were curious ab how the game works he would def let you play for him for a sec, he would guide yu on what the buttons do and what your tasks are yk? (again w the soft shi im sorry kasjhsdfjf *cri*)

he would keep an arm around your waist while letting you play or he would rub your thigh (maybe both kasdjshd) while he watches you play

if you get a lil frustrated he would totally tease you ab it then tell you how to do it right oml

if you get tired he would take the controller from you and let you sit back on him chest, resting on him while he games

he might turn the volume down a lil, but i also think he doesnt care that much LMFAO

i feel like he would rub your side a lil its almost tickly but hes a lil more firm than that yk?

he would keep his curses at a minimum although he doesnt have that much game rage at all bc again, he doesnt care, but ppl are stupid so he might get frustrated sometimes

once you fall asleep and hes been playing for a while he might just leave the game hes in and carry you to bed and get in with you

i dont think hes much of a cuddler at all but a little bit of contact is ok w him

but then you start to shift and scoot towards him in your sleep

until you are either completely ontop of him or your head is in the crook of his neck and hes just sitting there like 😐😤😒

but he warms up to it bc he wuvs you (read: hes fucking whipped)

ao he lazily puts an arm around you and bears it for a couple more hours

but when yall wake up he finds himself literally clinging to you KASDJHSALKDJ

he. plays. computer. end of conversation

he got the wasd game iykwim😩 (ill shut the door on my way out)

he absolutely loves it when you come to sit on his lap while he just- he loves it sm

he plays all types of games (except overwatch. you will not catch this man playing overwatch pls-)

i feel like you wouldnt run into him playing games he would always play them once youre with him in the room

he wants you to be w him while he games, he wants you to watch him or just be there

youd be laying on his bed, hust doing whatever, scrolling on your phone while you hear him set up

you love to cuddle him- i just KNOW hes amazing at it

so when you hear him clicking away and see him sit down you stand up and walk to him

he doesnt even have t look at you before he opens himself up to you to sit on his lap

you watch him play (and his hands kasjlsdh) and sometimes you ask him questions ab it- hed be happy to walk you through it and explain

if you wanna play he'll let you play, teaching you everything ab the character and shit

he is the most patient person on earth i KNOW

he doesnt get game rage

he is literally so stoic- so calm i swear

he doesnt use his mic like at all

HE LOVES PLAYING WITH YOU

teasing to the max th- its cute tho he isnt being a meanie

loves playing among us and animal crossing (he def plays)

yall usually go to your island bc he likes it more kasdslahd

and when hes the imposter? hes like fucking corpse i swear

if youre sleep he's literally a perfect pillow, plus the sound of him breathing while he rubs your back is-

momo.exe has stopped working

HE PLAYS BOTH COMPUTER AND CONSOLE EQUALLY

he uses the mic constantly and is kinda loud- but you dont hate it

he laughs a lot, and gets some game rage but its pretty controlle, he just gets butthurt sometimes :/

when you walk into his room he is getting so into it like he doesnt even notice even notice you come in

he only notices your presence when when you put your hand on his shoulder- he literally jumps

when he plays console he's on his bed, just laying there chillin so when you walk in and say hi he is sooo happy youre there w him omg

he just loves you presence

i imagine you climbing into bed w him and he continues to play his game although he loves it when you touch him (not to sound sexual at all he genuienly loves your touch)

and you up to his side- he wraps an arm around you, telling you how he missed you how mych he loves you (ksadksjhaksd)

when you fall asleep he turns the volume down and probably tones down his voice, although sometimes he jolts bc of some kind of mess up

but he manages to keep you asleep on him until he gets tired too- turning everything off and just wrapping you in arms (he'd prolly end up on your chest ngl)

on the computer when he plays you hesitate o cuddle ONLY bc od how much he moves, like you arent gonna be there comfortable for a while but eventually he calms down

he just gets nervous- his heart starts to beat rapidly and his leg bounces (same kaskh) espECIALLY when you straddle him oml he BREAKS

but he eventually calms down so its more comfy

when you fall asleep he will constantly press kisses on your head omggg

so soft kasdjhksajf pls-

i feel like he plays longer when hes on the computer so he would prlly still be on there when you wake up- looking absolutely dead insode aksjdshadl but you convince him to go to bed, bribing him with a 'i'll go too'

hes literally whipped for you :)

~.~.~.~

hope yall enjoyed a part 2-

taglist: @combat-wombatus @toosharkinternet @alpha3113 @flattykawadoorusmilkbread @zerohawks @hitosushi @katsuhera (sry my tags are being weird)

[yjwonz]

OH. MY. GOD.

EVERYONE FUCKING LISTEN RN OH MY GOD

so yk the theory abt there being a second time leaper ?? and everyone was like oh its kisaki it might be shinichiro blah blah!!!! and theres also ppl who think its mikey,,, I THINK YALL ARE RIGHT OMG

uhhh very many tokrev manga spoilers under the cut

okay listen bc i dont have a lot of evidence but imma need yall to trust me and if its revealed there is so second time leaper yall will not hear from me for weeks ill be so embarrassed,,,

anyways, so yk the moment when hina tells mikey and draken that takemichi's a time leaper, during tenjiku arc after emma had just been pronounced?? it was a bit odd that draken and mikey were so calm abt it right?? maybe it's because theyve seen so much shit theyre not fased, or maybe its because they had a feeling... but maybe its because mikey is the second time leaper who's trigger is draken.

my key piece of evidence is the way mikey looked at his hand for so long after draken died,,, i dont know how to explain it but it makes sense in my head iykwim?? what if mikey had been repeatedley attempting to go back into the past to save everyone? he had a similar goal to takemichi, and while takemichi was trying to save everyone, mikey was too!! maybe thats why takemichi had so many failed attempts, because mikey had gone back and did something to mess it up? now ik this doesnt make much sense and i barely have any evidence BUT YOU CAN GET BEHIND IT IF YOU REALLY THINK RIGHT???

anyways I was on tiktok and I saw a thing abt fnaf and they used that one sound 'you must look at me and think you're going crazy, I lost it long ago you're not alone baby!" AND I WAS THINKING ABT THE RECENT TOKREV CHAP AND WAS LIKE mmmm takemichi telling mikey he's a time leaper and Mikey saying he went crazy over time leaping a while back BEACSUE HE'S A LEAJER TOI

[vampiremourning]

more on katerina but this one is markedly Not Safe for workplaces. lmao.

i'm also thinking about kat & subspace lmao. nothing super specific mostly just about how happy & safe she would have to feel to get to that point & the sheer volume of Trust that would need to be built up but god. thinking about how absolutely vulnerable & trusting & adoring the look in her eyes would be has me Fucked Up i tell u ! she's got herself in a little self-imposed castle of touch starvation rn she would be unbelievably physically affectionate in that headspace. 

like one of her fave activities is literally just hanging out on the floor w her head in nines' lap just being physically close (and probably getting those good light scratches on her head ghgj you know the ones that give some people asmr lmao). she does not respond to degradation well At All lmfao but praise? whew boy. absolutely melts. i also think she would have like. idk what it’s called. claiming kink? marking kink? whatever the term for it being made clear who she ‘belongs’ to is. she needs to know that she’s wanted. 

also she cries. like, frequently ghgjhk but the Good Cathartic sort (9/10 times anyway when the stimuli doesnt trip over an actual trigger whoops). she’s had quite a few partners who didn’t treat her well--weren’t concerned with her wellbeing or what she wanted, or even if she wanted it in the first place. there’s some ptsd there for sure, and it shows up especially earlier on. a lot of 'oh god yes' and then a cold jerk back to reality & consciousness with 'don't touch me' as one does. she's p good now tho gfhgjh just enjoys tapping out mentally and being blissfully unaware of everything for a bit. 

so she needs to hear nines say that she’s doing good, that she’s being taken care of, needs him to be safe & solid and Present. loses her mind a bit if physical contact is accidentally broken. it’s about feeling like she can rely on someone to help her feel grounded. (i feel like he's lowkey relieved she's not prickly all the time and can actually become pretty pliant once you know the right buttons to push lmao)

though that said she might not react that sweetly to being teased in public but it's certainly gonna get A Reaction eyes emoji. whispers in the ear, 'accidental' touches, god yeah. she's actually lowkey embarrassed by how easy it is to get her worked up lmao but she's pretty good at keeping composure around people (externally gfhgj) 

 if the idea is presented enticingly enough she might even be swayed to use some sort of discreet remote controlled devices iykwim. (i think for that one it would have to absolutely not around people either of them knew gfhgjh no one wants to have the awareness of that being an elephant in the room. like i can’t see nines being down for that if they’re gonna be around the coterie because someone will notice and it Will become awkward.)

another thing that driver her absolutely fucking crazy is being pulled into some corner, kissed & felt up in a frenzy and then Stopping abruptly & having to act like nothing happened. rinse and repeat throughout the night for hours of build up and sweet torture & she’s practically in tears, in pieces and begging for it when they’re finally alone. 

[wildernessuntothemselves]

def dom reader, i loved pfy pt3 so much. chan having the strength to dom and flip the situation but he just doesnt. ooof hit me right in the feels. i also like when oc isnt too officially dom iykwim like a more natural dom.

yup i love the idea of a more powerful sub lmao it increases the aspect of control even more. I actually don’t know what you mean about a more natural dom :’D

[turntable-fort]

♥ both-me and then finnyalchemist if you wanna

gamzee:

Relationship Status: kismesises/bros/dumbass&dumberass

Feelings toward them: wtf but also hell no but also hell fuckin yes. hes admittedly pretty cool and hes a dick and with just a couple major tweaks to his psychological health he could be unstoppable.

Fantasies about them: wouldnt say that dave has many “fantasies” in general, but sometimes he wonders who would win in a fight between gamzee and bigfoot.

Trait they like: all the creative skills gamzee has managed to teach himself-- the very fact that gamzee managed to teach himself so many and so well. like... wtf how even

Trait they dislike: gamzees reasonings behind how he prioritizes things (from his own appearance to forgetting to eat). ~this question shouldnt have been as hard as it was~

Favorite thing to do to bug them: leave long rambly shitposts/whining in his messages overnight to have to read when he wakes up later.

Favorite thing to do to cheer them up: be fiercely defensive of gamzees own good qualities to him, and then throw in some ironic wisdom so gamzee can shake his head and laugh at him.

Nightmare they had involving them: with gamzee as a theme its the one where his bro attacks him and gives him gamzees facial scars; i dont think gamzee himself is very visible in his nightmares, probably because gamzee isnt the half of him that scares him, it was Z, and he doesnt have as clear a mental image of Z as he does of gamzee since hes separated them in his mind so much. the closest to an actual appearance would be one where dave is lost (again) in an unfamiliar part of the meteor lab, and of course its not very well lit, the unseen edges of the big room are filled with honking and giggling a la lil cal, occasionally a trollish bigfoot figure will flit past but he cant see it, the darkness at the edges of the room closes in, suddenly the bigfoot is right behind him and then hes in his bed with a sword that he reached for reflexively and doesnt remember bringing out.

Dream they had involving them: gamzee joined a group of hare krishna and they followed dave around and every time dave spoke they would start singing beatles songs and throw beads in the air

Desire from them right at this moment: pose so dave can take an ironic pic of him and his funhouse mirrors reflections

eridan:

Relationship Status: fiancees, generally gay af

Feelings toward them: “i love this dude and i will protect him from everything he wont confidently wreck by himself with his own awesomeness, including protecting him from himself bc thats not even fair”; eridan is the first person whose very presence could make dave feel completely safe, like eridan is one person he actually wouldnt have to protect if shit hit the fan all of a sudden, as it is prone to do. eridan will protect him.

Fantasies about them: again, not many fantasies in general (though yeah got to admit that hes got more fantasies about eridan than gamzee iykwim), but he kind of wishes that they could go find atlantis together

Trait they like: hes like a reverse lot’s wife, all the salt in the ocean solidified into a pillar that then turned into a sharp-tongued fish alien with a killer secret smile.

Trait they dislike: eridans love for attention/exhibitionist nature can make dave a little uncomfortable sometimes even when he knows eridan isnt doing it on purpose, mostly when eridan is getting caught up in his own fervor and mentions things that dave would prefer to have kept between them despite them not strictly qualifying as “secrets”.

Favorite thing to do to bug them: come into eridans room while hes busy just to ask him a random question that necessitates a weirdly casual philosophical discussion.

Favorite thing to do to cheer them up: make him tiramisu, pretend to be offended that eridan seems to have forgotten some of his own awesomeness, take a million pictures of him, and point out the top five most awesome features he’s displaying in each one

Nightmare they had involving them: due to the widely varied number of eridans dave has known, occasionally his nightmares will blend them all together, which doesnt leave a very fun person to hang out with. eridan pins him under his foot, slowly breaking his ribcage in, all the while telling him that this is really fucked up and he doesnt even feel like doing this right now.

Dream they had involving them: eridan bought dave the entire state of oklahoma because its like the hat of texas.

Desire from them right at this moment: smile! and please convince dame to be nicer to him again.