#but it can remember fucking sCIBbLe!?

[riverstardis]

series 33 episode 4:

it's sam's funeral :(

duffy's phone ringing😭

dylan interrupting iain and saying that it's his fault they're all there😬

i still love connie and ethan's weird friendship!!

lmaooo connie says she's put some money behind the bar for after the funeral and ethan's like "that's very generous?" and she goes "well, don't act so surprised" and he looks amused

ruby's working instead of being at the funeral? actually nevermind i suppose she wasn't exactly close to sam was she

aw gem trying to convince iain that dylan was just taking his pain out on him

iain then offers to take gem back to work but she can immediately tell that he just wants to go looking for dylan😭

damn elle looks good

alicia <33333

this guy's reaction to his wife having a miscarriage is to shout "how could you do this to me AGAIN" and run out...... bro what??????

looks like gem wasn't successful in convincing iain not to go to the hospital

ruby <333

lmao this dad telling his son that bullies are just cowards so he should always fight back and david's like "i always ran" and the dad's like "did it get you anywhere?" and david's like "er yeah. a lot further away" sjsjdjsfj

iain confronting dylan and pushes him (both verbally and physically) until he has a go at him "you're an animal. sam deserved so much better than you, and you shouldn't have even been-" and iain punches him and his head hits the bench😭😭 i swear every single time anyone punches someone in this damn show there's always some object that just happens to be placed strategically in the path of their head😭

oooooh yeahhh scibbles time!!!! their banter >>>>>

ethan goes "well, i actually thought that was pretty good teamwork" and alicia goes "ohh you're on my team now are you?" "your team?" "stick with me ethan, you will learn a lot" ethan laughs and goes "right" sjsjdfjf i love themmmm

ethan says "i was wondering, actually, if... are you gonna go to sam's drink later?" and alicia goes "why, do you want a plus one or?" she's still speaking in like a flirty/bantery way but he's like "it wasn't meant to be like that" "i'm only joking" "sorry, i shouldn't have said anything" and she kisses him and then takes his hand and says "thank you" THEM <3333333 ethan looks pleasantly surprised sjsdjsjf

omg the background nurses are at the pub too! i've never noticed them go to the pub before

iain's tribunal went well

so why was sam's funeral only such a tiny part of the episode? we didn't even get to see the paramedics holding their radios up like at jeff's💔 hey at least she actually got an onscreen funeral though, unlike lev, fenisha, and robyn (and noel but i understand there wasn't really anything they could do about that cause of covid)! this was the start of the problems with handling character deaths on the show that i keep going on about! everyone was so mad about this at the time and it has only got worse since, we've just stopped being so surprised about it! i remember someone saying that at least lev and fenisha not getting funerals meant that they couldn't fuck it up like they did with sam and duffy😭

[maewiiweam]

Gᴏᴏᴅ ɢɪʀʟ

pairing: Strenger x Y/N

CW: obviously teacherxstudent, implied spanking bcs i didnt finish the fic (izzy’s wish), strenger’s “good girl” era,

Mary’s note: pls forgive me, no this is not self indulged i do not want to get spanked by strenger. I will never finish this but better than never posting it, ig. I will not be paying for you therapy <3

It was friday, last period. Basically only 20 minutes left until it was weekend. You had maths, your worst subject. Right now, you were doing geometry, or trying to. It didnt make sense to you at all, the calculation part at least, drawing was easy to you. But without getting the missing length there’s no way to get this triangle to look right. At this point you were ready to cry, but had to keep it together for your own sake. For now.

13:47 pm

“Before the lesson ends I want somebody to do the excecise upfront real quick....”He started looking through the class room to find someone to do the exercise, and of course he picked you. Lucky me.

How do you tell this meance of a man now that you’re too dumb to calculate this?

“Y/N come up front to the tablet, please” He pointed at you with the big board ruler. Well it’s now or embarassement for the rest of the school year. Your hesitation was adorable to him, it made you seem so submissve. His shy girl.

“Actually, Professor, I uh...I didn’t do it. I don’t...really understand the topic...” You trail off, pulling your shoulders in to hide in shame.

„S’not good.” He says in his disapoinnted voice, letting his shoulders slack „Why didn’t you say anything?” Unsure yourself you just shrugged, dismissivly and then...

riiing riiing

Saved by the bell, like everyone else you start packing your things ready to go home and enjoy your weekend. Weirdly enough, Mr. Strenger

„Y/n, I need you to stay behind, please.” The entire room let loose collective „ooh”s. You started getting nervous, what could he need now from you? Does he want to scold you for being an idiot? 

Once everyone left he closed the door, returning to his old seat.

„Please, take a chair, sit there. I just wanna talk” He gestures towards the empty space infront of the teacher table, continuing to scibble in his notebook. You take the closest chair and sit on it, nervously fiddeling with your hands.

„No need to be nervous, I just wanna try and help. Tell me what did you not understand?”

„I just can‘t remember the formula, that‘s all. No big deal I‘ll just learn it when i get home.“ He nods understandingly, a low hum escaping his throat.

„How about we try something new, something different.“ He closes his notebook and puts his pen back into his pencil case, zipping it closed. „Something that will help you remember, I‘m sure.“

He slowly puts his things into his bag and stands up, shoving everything that isn‘t his to his right on the table. He goes around the table and stands right behind me, I feel him out his hands on the chair and suddenly there‘s a strong pull that almost has me falling of off my chair.

„Stand up.“ He demands into my ear. He‘s so close. So close you can feel his breath on your cheek and ear, causing goosebumps to rise on your entire body.

You oblige and stand up on shaking legs, he takes a step back and hands you a piece of chalk. You give him a confused look.

„Look, I‘m going to ask you a few questions regarding our topic at the moment. You don‘t have to get them right, if you don‘t though, we‘ll do a little exercise to help you remember. Alright?“ You give him a small nod, avoiding eye contact.

„I asked if it‘s alright.“ He repeats in a very demanding tone.

„Yes, professor, it‘s alright.“ You say the loudest you can which still comes out a little squeaky due to the fear you‘re feeling.

„Good girl.“ He gives you a gentle smile.

You stand in front of the board and wait for his instructions. Soon you‘re solving exercise after exercise with ease, until you get to a formula.

„Uuum…fuck…stupid formula.“ You whisper to yourself trying your hardest to remember the damn formula, but it just wouldn‘t click in your brain.

„Having trouble?“ You hear your teacher ask, again remembering that he‘s here. He‘s here. You quickly turn to look at him.

„No…I know this one…just one second.“ You turn back to the board in lightning speed trying to think of the formula. Fuck, it was going so well. You feel tears starting to swell in your eyes.

„Y/N, please don‘t stress yourself for not knowing it. I told you, I‘ll help you remember.“ He reassures, which helps because you turn around to look at him not even trying to hide the tears in your eyes.

„It‘s okay, no need to cry.“ He steps closer to you, standing right in front of you making you look up to see his face.

„I‘ll need you to trust me here.“ He whispers while wiping the tears of off your cheeks. „Really trust me. If you have any bit if doubt leave now.“ The look in his eyes is telling you how serious is right now, making you fear him a bit more. But the tension, oh the sweet, sweet tension. It‘s pulling you closer to him and making you want to submit yourself to him like a doll. To please him is all you can think about.

„I trust you.“ You give him a nod and wipe the remaining tears from your eyes. „I want to learn and remember.“ You stand up straight before him, like you‘re a soldier who is about to go to war.

„Good girl.“

[noisyquokka]

nO BUT Y'ALL DON'T GET IT, I can't even go to Walmart without some lady yelling to her husband about a fUcKing griddle and thinking about- 💀💀

"Listen to this though. You got a bunch of meat, right? You want to put it in your body in a better way! What do you do? You put it in a

👌🏻 weird sock 🧦

all right. You put it in a weird sock, you cook it up on a sKrItTle... ssskittle? (no, you were right, skrittle, yeah) skrittle, skrs... Hold on, that's not it... Griddle (keep goin') griddle...

Wait what's the ot- what's the one that starts with an S?

(you're gonna get there, I believe in you.)

Skimmer... a skis-skee-skiis- (wow, this is painful 😅 are you serious right now?) I'm super serious 😂 this is really bad (I'm not gonna help ya)

A skid- a ski- a skrittle... a skir-

a skibble?

NO!

What is it? Tell me.

(you can do this.) 👈🏻

A skittle (you keep going in circles, you gotta-) A skitter 🙂 a scratch...

(no, this isn't a hint!) oh 🤣 (this is not a hint!)

Skittle 😀

wait... 🙂

nO 🙇🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Skiii? (uhuh) skid?! (noo...) skir-skirtle (oh-oh my god!)

Skrittle (...NO!) I'm getting there. (you're nOt!)

(what happens when you level up and you have to put your points into your...)

skill tree.

(👐🏻)

✨ skilltirll ✨

(🙉 you can't be for real right now...)

I'm a 👌🏻 hundred 👌🏻 percent 😂 oHo my god!! Ohbdu- oh my god!

SkilltreEhEhehee 😂😭 (😀...)

(😶🙏🏻)

👀 skill- SKILLET! 🍳"

[passeriformess]

awesome epic

maples been asleep for the past week/j

eggi is a violent homosexual (proved by eros arrival n introduction

eros thinks tea shop people are Evil bc eggi said so. he does NOT know about the Atrocities 😌

his marbles

in the end this is OUT of order fuck u but gfjdksdjhfgfjdk there be this guy and his museum end guys r all there woahhhhhhhhhhhh and then they escape bc Fuck mr marbles pretentious ass theyre chilling in the eggpire now

oris day out

ori went to get food first going to elysium then the eggpire explores, finds old house then the egg chambers the egg chambers have eggi and eros. oopsies. he got steel chaird by eros and is unconcious bug n scribbl come to see if oris good bc Sus and No. no hes not and then ero NOW knows that woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh they escape and go into the fuckin Woods checking on ori Ori got fucked over by a chair, loopy fuck they take them back woahhh

BEE IS ITS TRUE

shapeshifter keeping autrea in good shape cursed with the lonely

aw fuck

weenies and batetry go to teashop fix fixa the ori oh fuck theseus hit them with the Deadpan oh fuck argument in the basement Oh soop godbless ori Everyone hug and ate

and then we fucked it up

few days later Argument between thesus and everyone else essentually thesus broke bugs rib after an argument everyone angy thesus got Lectured in the woods by a lizard before loosing lucidity and desiring the mud bitch got thrown into the stables theseus remembers nothing

finale waohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh good arc everyone /j

thesus gave bugby a note saying theyre sorry and cried in the attic with video scibbl n bug r besti es :]

alice and wren reunion except alice thought wren was still egged so she stabbed them and in return scribbles shot her

theseus then made strawberryshortcake for bug

everyone got. truth potioned which made them incapable of lying and rejected impulse things

everyone yelled n cried. everything was. revealed. WOOOOOO (including but not limited to: battery n nerds plan to blow up new solace, wren misses the egg, etc etc) mercury visited and had a crisis godbless FUck you discord user rutabug,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, thankdmfn djad Q_Q (after it when batts was tuckin em in to go speepy they called batts dad :( ) day later theseus got truth potioned. mental eels. recovering in the attic

inch arrived at the tea shop!

she also re-broke bug's ribs on landing, as well as ruined the cake theseus baked for them thus immediately becoming hated by everyone

finch and ori decided to go mining in a cave

but ori fell down a trench and became unresponsive which made finch freak out and call bug and scribbles for help bug and scribbles arrived at the cave and had to fight off a hoard of hostile mobs they found ori busted up and brought him back to the tea shop where finch fixed him with his handy dandy mechanic skills

finch got drunk and got into a fistfight with theseus

also theseus adopted her at some point? finch insulted theseus's parenting skills, and in response, theseus fucking strangled him

the others (mainly nerd) began to question theseus's parenting skills and whether she was fit to look after video (theseus baby)

when theseus heard this, she tried to run away with video until the others were able to talk them back inside (mainly bug n battree)

nerd is old and has numerous health complications which made her pass out

TLDR; finch fucked everything up ^_^

oh ruck ass fuck

theres a battery clone in the teashop now presumed test tube baby 😌 marigold name but doesnt know it yet uh uhuhuhuhuhuhuh

wren has mental illness

snnssnnznsnsnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ing away.

all sick people have been moved to the 35yo bedroom channel now an infermary!

uh uh uh. battery got shrunk.

marine iguanas can shrink 20% of their mass away when they havent eaten enough Battery doesnt have a set lizard inspo. get fucked whore bug is Threatening them with extortion bad eating habits theyre. not getting fixed for a bit

woahh

uh theseus can see out of one eye otherwise clueless

damn love objectifying men

theseus fixes ori joshthe mechanic is lusted after

oiughgugugguh uhuhuhuhu

bug clone ! shotu out to the test tube babys scribbles came back they go snsnznszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

man theyre just. chilling

maple shared knowldeg

nerd will die at the end of september they said "nerd wont die violently". probably a lie. RIP ! the gods where yyellin at maple as they explained

batts had a nightmare

was the egg and kept waking up to other dreams. yknow the ones "wake up oh im awake nope its another dream" holds up bug……. they Hugged……… chorus got :( beat to death by villain (evil) respawned in minemart bc of attempts to find knowledge about dr stein bug helped take him back to the tea shop

out of order but thumb up

chorus had nightmare

his god consulted him about his "gifts" (eye glitch thing to protect em) and why he struggles he wakes up and questions if he belongs community moment

battery got truth tead

actually went WELL. godbless. ambro and bug just Talked for a bit

his marbles

oh FUCK yeah i vaguely remember seeing the truth stuff happen in notifs