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øystein “ euronymous ” aarseth x pregnant! reader

♡ general headcanons for euronymous with a pregnant partner!

୨୧ y’know how ellie and dina had that adorable baby and serene farm life in the last of us part II? yeah, that’s the life i want with a hot metal guy… i don’t know why or how but i wrote this in like ten minutes lol <3

♡ related hc available here and here | view my metal masterlist here

reading music recommendations: aint no grave by crooked still - witching hour by mayhem

♡ this grown man has the most serious one sided rivalry with your pregnancy pillow…

୨୧ he absolutely despises it and cannot believe you’re choosing to cuddle a pillow over him, he glares down at it every single night

♡ you try telling him that it’s just… comfier than him but he doesn’t believe it, how? he says you must just be having pregnancy brain and not thinking straight because no way is a pillow comfier than him

୨୧ you went through a little bit of your pregnancy making him sleep on the couch because you just absolutely hated his body heat, it was the worst time of his lifeee! he didn’t fully realise how much better it was to sleep with you until it was stripped away from him…

♡ he FIGHTS to paint the nursery black, like he really puts up an insanely strong fight and says if it’s any child of his, they will love black

୨୧ it takes you at least a month to drill the answer of “ absolutely not ” into his stubborn head

♡ but you do let him paint the mayhem logo somewhere in the room, just to give him something…

୨୧ he tries to convince you to buy so many black baby clothes too, using the excuse of not knowing the gender so black works on any gender!

“ baby! please, c’mon, just get black clothes for the baby! we don’t even know what they are yet so black would be perfect for a boy or girl ” ( he’ll continue trying to convince you for hours if he has to, do not underestimate his confidence )

♡ it doesn’t matter if you agree or not though, he’ll buy black clothes for the baby anyways! and it doesn’t stop even after you find out the gender…

୨୧ i’m sorry but i just love girl dads so i’m making him one now

♡ honestly i can see this unlucky ass knocking you up with twins too…

୨୧ but i’m not going to go too deep into that lol

♡ when you guys went to get your first ultrasound together, he is such a fucking child

୨୧ the second the little blob appears on the screen, he’s making a “ eugh ” sound before you smack him on the shoulder, holding in your own snort

♡ he scoots the doctor aside and gets way up close to the little screen, proclaiming that yep, this baby will be a metalhead alright!

୨୧ how exactly did he get that from a blob of cells on a black and white screen? don’t ask him that, just trust him <3

♡ he demands the doctor print off at least ten of the ultrasound pictures, wanting to give some to his family and show his friends

୨୧ he shows the picture off so much, he probably even showed random customers in helvete, ringing them up and telling them to “ check out his blob ”

♡ some of them probably have no idea what they’re looking at and he sees that in their faces, giving a dramatic sigh and saying it again, but fixing his statement to be “ check out my baby ”

୨୧ he thinks it’s freaky as shit when you go back again some time later and now it’s grown legs and like, an actual body and stuff…

♡ that’s when it really fully sank in for him that holy shit he’s having a baby, a child, a living being

୨୧ he was quiet during that whole appointment, only giving head nods and mumbles when you spoke to him… at first you’re scared as shit, thinking maybe he’s having second thoughts and is gonna leave you

♡ but when you’re back in your shared apartment, he’s all over you! hugging you so tight and kissing you all over, admitting that he’s pretty scared but so damn excited

୨୧ he really hopes they come out wanting to learn how to play the guitar <3

♡ he buys SO many black bows, onesies and dresses! he doesn’t give a shit that the baby is going to look like she’s going to a funeral every damn day

୨୧ whenever you have weird cravings, he’s smart enough to just not comment on them

♡ well, he got smart enough to not comment on them because one time you broke down sobbing after he called pickles with nutella “ nasty as shit ” right to your face as you were eating them

୨୧ he had to spend an hour of that day comforting you and calming you down, backtracking and lying through his teeth

“ awh, baby… i’m sorry, i didn’t mean to say that! it looks good really, very… unique and exotic ” ( he can barely even get the words out with cringing as he smells the mix of nutella and pickle juice )

♡ when you did finally calm down, you made him take a bite of one to really show you he’s sorry and oh wow, poor man ate it like a champ

୨୧ well, kind of…

♡ he almost gagged and vomited but held it down, just for you! swallowing his bite and giving you an almost pained smile before kissing your head and telling you it was “ very good ” as he quickly walked off to grab some water

୨୧ so now he just keeps his lips zipped but he will absolutely have a stink face when looking at some of your creations

♡ euronymous gets kind of scared of you when your horny levels are at an all time high because of your hormones

୨୧ usually he’s the one groping your boobs and holding your hips, littering kisses all down your neck but now it’s like he’s getting a taste of his own medicine…

♡ you’re all over him, basically not letting him move because if he does you’ll get upset and claim he probably thinks you’re just so ugly now and he never wants to fuck you again

୨୧ and obviously that isn’t true! euronymous finds you so hot when you’re pregnant, he’s always fondling your boobs and whisking you off to the bedroom to let you ride him, whispering the dirtiest but sweetest things in your ear

“ y’look so beautiful carrying my baby, you know that? so beautiful… should knock you up again right after you have our girl, hm? love seeing you like this ” ( the fuck he will, you’ll be waiting at least a year before getting pregnant again )

♡ the first time the baby kicks is when he was talking to it! they’re so reactive when it comes to him and his voice, it’s crazy

୨୧ he thinks the baby kicking looks so fucking awesome, like something straight out of a horror movie, but cute too

“ fuck… how does that not hurt like crazy, baby? she’s really beating your insides, huh? ” ( he’s so unserious about things he says but you can see this gleam of just pure true love in his eyes as he observed his baby reacting to his voice )

♡ he loves to come up behind you and hold your stomach up for you, relieving the ache in your back as you lean back into him and softly stroking patterns into the skin

୨୧ he’ll tap your stomach as the baby kicks in response, swaying you back and forth as he kisses your cheek

♡ another craving you probably get a lot is kebab food! you’ll wake euronymous up at some ungodly hour of the night, eyes rimmed with tears as you whisper to him as he looks up at you with messy and tangled hair, eyes still blinking rapidly as he wakes up

“ what? is something happening? what… you want food? god, seriously, baby? no, it’s fine, don’t cry… i’ll… i’ll go get you some food, just let me get dressed… fuck! ” ( he’s not mad he’s just sleepy and kind of a sloth when he first wakes up )

୨୧ when grabbing your food from the kebab, he talks the shop owners ear off about how you pregnancy is going and how this is the third time this week that you’ve craved kebab food, how he fears the baby might come and just be made of donor meat from how much you eat it

♡ as if the shop owner doesn’t know that though, euronymous uses the same just around the corner from your apartment and they’re very familiar with you guys now, they’ll often put a lot of meat in your meal because they’re really sweet people and euronymous’ tips them all the time under your demand

୨୧ euronymous would absolutely play the guitar close to your stomach, not something too extreme though, obviously!

♡ just something to teach the baby about what he does for a job, i might even say he sings to your stomach sometimes too! only when you’re sleeping though, he’s embarrassed about it :(

୨୧ he sings cute little norwegian lullabies and childrens songs, being extremely quiet about it as to not wake you up

♡ arghhh he’d be such a good dad i can’t…

[ramonathinks]

5 Husbands by @kingkonoha review contains spoilers under the read more

playlist of a lot of songs that i think fit the vibe of my reading experience and what i felt matched up with the story

Playlist: crack rock by frank ocean, dreamer and valentine by laufey, when im in your arms by cleo sol, ophelia by pinkpatherress, daydream by Ariana Grande, miss romantic by cleo sol, fall in by Esperanza spalding, rain by fauna hues, slow motion by karina pasian, sunshine cleo sol, k by cigarettes after sex, used to love by chloe x Halle, sunset by the internet, pain is inevitable by daniel caesar (fawk him), cinnamon girl by lana del rey , let me know by winona oak, lost by frank ocean, butterfly by corinne bailey rae, piano song by eryn allen kane, float by fauna hues, how does it make you feel by Victoria monet, ivy by frank ocean, step on me by the cardigans, sad girl by lana del rey, wet by dazey and the scouts, frank’s ballad (wiseman) by Alex mankoo, who gets your love by margie joseph, what it is, between the cheats, will you still love me tomorrow, the girl from ipanema by amy winehouse the entirety of amy winehouse back to black album, take the box by amy winehouse

General Review:

Just wow. I did in fact spend like all day reading this and I do not regret it and even though it’s not done… this is literally a 5/5 read. Firstly the way that my baby Tay writes is so phenomenal and the depictions of the relationships and the amount of emotions and thought they she puts throughout the story makes everything so worth it. I really felt so attached to the characters and the overall story like i didn’t care how long the chapters were because i was so interested in the world she build and the CHARACTERS. Like it just keeps getting better and better; the amount of drama and messy that kept me on my toes every chapter. I cannot wait for the next chapter. The amount of stuff that went down in this fic and the route it’s going down idek how she got the life depicted in the first chapter because it’s shit happening every second like whew. I literally got so emotional reading this especially the more recent chapters because my heart hurtssss for reader so bad and it’s just so much strain on her and idgaf that’s my girl! I support women’s wrongs and she got a lot of them but that’s my baby like omg!

Now let’s delve in to my reactions ofc 🙈

CHAPTER 1: okay so obsessed with the fact that reader has a daughter firstly. The way you describe reader’s relationship and the dynamic she has with Armin and even the shift to his pov was very seamless and perfectoooo. The way you got in his head and i feel immersed inside of his thoughts about her and i just thought it was really well written and so beautifully executed. “Being with you but not truly being with you was like having an itch that begged to be scratched.” Like that line right there? It burneddd me and make me feel for him and overall i got invested. Can I add that Armin working in a bakery was very on par with his character lol? Like i love it. Your description of anything is very addicting as well let me add, im a sucker for details so i loved it. I was cheesing DOWN during their moments and when he took her to their childhood hangout place and the hold “date” bit came up and the “but even so, the implication of romance with him felt as natural as breathing.” Likeeee omg i was blushing. “I was always planning on leaving, but…not without you.” Oh that moved me like bad. I’m a sucker for childhood friends to lovers and hearing them reminiscing and just wanting to move out of where they are to make a lifeee was so good. “Since when was he ever so lucky? Since when did fate decide to show him a little bit of pity and mercy? The universe had taken everything from him before he was even old enough to know how to spell the word “universe.”” UGHH you’re killing meeee. And then armin’s backstory stop 😞😞😞. WHEN ARMIN SAID HE WANTED TK MARRY HERRRR OH MY HEART like 😭 crying omg!! Munch Armin Agenda >>>>

Mikasa Cameo yesss. Armin sending reader money 🥲🥲 even though he’s literally going through it ugh, my loveee. The proposal and reader finally getting her steak & lobster please love that for themmmm. Eren… pmo!! … “What they loved more, however, was the fact that he never took his eyes off of you the entire time.” 😄😄😁😁 oh okayyy, don’t know who im rooting for after eren two second cameo. “Nowadays, you had seen more of him than your own husband, and that broke your heart into pieces.” Naurrrrr 🥲 please… ““Is it ‘cause we’re all alone, baby?”” Eren… ERENNN R YOU KIDDING ME MOVEEE like moveee “Can’t control yourself when it’s just us, can you?” MOVEEE

“If you were with me, you’d only be making money for yourself. No one else, baby. It’ll take you wherever you wanna go, buy you whatever want, fuck you however you want. You’d like that, right?” OH FAUK YEWWW, but … omg that’s sexy like please don’t piss me off😭😭

OH FAWK HERR??? FAWK HER MY GODDESSS IS READER SERIOUS RN?? FAWK HER SO BAD FOR THIS IDC

CHAPTER 2: “It was an indisputable fact; scientists measured the elements of his face and declared the handsome man as the literal definition of physical perfection.” Oh that ate !

Eren defending reader yesss #RealMan . “Still though, it’s Eren. Same man who took you away from the person you’re writing about. There’s no way he’d be okay with this.” Jean clocked her im sorry LMAOO??

“You were more than just a pretty face. You were more than just a lovely voice. You were a distraction.” Real… so real.

“You’re such a damn jerk,” Jean snapped. “You can’t take everything you want like you rule the goddamn world, Eren. You stole her away from her ex-husband, but no one’s allowed to steal her away from you, right? Not until you get tired of her and move on to someone else?” CLOCKED LMAKDKA CAUSE WHY WAS I LITERALLY THINKING THE SAME THING LIKE PLEASE MOVE LMAOOO

“Is it true that your ex-husband pushed for your success? And you left him for Eren Yeager?” JEAN MIGHT AS WELL THAT BEEN THE ONE TO ASK THAT BECAUSE INTREEVIEWER CLOCKEDSD HER ! Marriage 😞 please move 👎🏾 why they just pissed me off. J-JEAN ! SIR!!

“Well now, Sarah, there is the possibility that she could have been having an affair! She did leave her first husband for Eren. Who’s to say that she wouldn’t leave Eren for someone else?” THEY CLOCKING HER 😭😭😭😭😭😭 back to back!

Reader locking down all the munches like that’s queen right there! “It was the first time you had ever slept next to him without his arms wrapped around you.” 😞😞 and Jean leaving the band omg… Levi so real lmaoooo

JEAN SO MESSY??? EREN COMING OMG?? EREN ACTUALLY BEING THEREEE OH MY GOSH PLEASE MOVE!!! “But, apparently, all of it was stupid. He felt stupid as he stood there, watching his best friend kiss and touch you. He felt stupid as he thought about the day he proposed to you. He felt stupid as he thought about how much he loved you.” Naur… MY GOSH READER SO ??? she done pissed me off!

CHAPTER 3:

Mikasa clocking her 😁😁🤷🏽��♀️🤷🏽‍♀️ karma x3 and “i want him back” and “that’s not the same thing” LMAOO CLOCKED! LIKE GOT HER

“I didn’t even know that Eren was there! He was avoiding me for weeks a-and said he wasn’t gonna show up. I fucked up, I know that, but he stopped speaking to me. Stopped looking at me. He acted like I didn’t exist…and I was fucking lonely.” She kinda ate idk she back to winning me over. FAWK EREN 😭😭😭

Levi…is he crazy telling her to come with him?? 😭😭😭 like he finna get fucked up about her too is he MAD? “You’ve fooled around with three guys back to back. It’s a little hard to tell which one of them you like the most.” FUCK CLOCKED HER SKSJSK ?? “You’re a homeless woman who’s sleeping at her manager’s house because she cheated on a famous rockstar with his bandmate.” Levi it’s 10am in the morning 😭😭😭😭 please chill. “Last thing I need is for the public to start making rumors about us.” He so damn funny lmaoo

“Yes. Men like Eren and Jean took pure advantage of your naiveness. If you ask me, you should have been the one doing the punching. Don’t sit back and let them walk all over you.” Okayy Annie period queen.

“The singer with more failed relationships than original songs.” 😭😭😭 i be giggling down like the industry is clocking herrrrr bad

Annie and Sasha correct actually 🤷🏽‍♀️ coming from the uno champ myself. “Did I just make you laugh? And smile?” 👀 he better relaxxx he see the reader effect !

Not even divorced and literally got a meeting and kissing on Reiner like 😭 is she mad??

CONNIEEEE??? I AINT EVEN PWEP

“Gonna punch me too? Try it. Go ahead. Do it, and let’s see what fucking happens.” CLOCKED! Lmaoooo

Hickey… why i already knew something like that was gonna go down. Broke my baby heart omg 😞!

“If you loved him, you wouldn’t have cheated on him. If you loved me, you wouldn’t have left me. So you’re still fucking lying.” Armin just came back and clocking her lmaoooooo “I think it’s easier for you to act like you’ve never cared about anyone than it is to take responsibility for your actions. It’s less painful to pretend that you’re completely the victim in this situation than it is to accept that you broke my heart. Eren and Jean’s heart as well. I’m not saying that anyone is in the right or wrong, but I know you. I know you loved me, even if it was just a little bit.” Tea… like girl it’s okay.

CHAPTER 4:

Connie is crazyyy 😭😭? “You know your life is in my hands” & “don’t make me do some easy shit” OHH he crazy

Marco…. Yo?? And they wondering why Connie went mad like be serious.

Arminnn, glad to see he okayish. “You never thought he’d use it on you.” Welllll?? The love of his life fucked him over 😭😭😭 um be serious.

“I love you, and I understand what money and influence can do to a person, but I just miss you. I miss the old you, the person who made everyone laugh during card games and didn’t treat everyone like garbage.” 🙂🙂🙂 ohhh he clocked her this like one of the worst ones.

“No ordinary human being enjoyed the realization that they had changed for the worse. It felt like your insides were twisting up, as if the old version of yourself was begging to come out, buried underneath this new, shallow, perfect celebrity.” ☹️☹️☹️ nooo queenie.

“You’re so in love with Hollywood now, I didn’t think you’d come at all if I told you the truth.” 😟😟 oh um! this is crazy to say ?? why even invite her at all lmaoo??

Reiner’s place is so lived in and loved around like your description really got me cause I can feel it all around and buzzing so lively whew i felt home! Reiner is EXACTLY the type of man who would bring you to meet the family and to propose so i smiledddd because yes just yes!

Jean messy as HELL! THE BREAK IN IS CRAZY AND HER JUST ASSUMING ITS ARMIN

HER SUCKING LEVI IS CRAZY???? MARRIED FOR HALF A SECOND IS SHE MAD?? LEAKED PHOTOS AND ALL THAT IS CRAZY AFTER THE BREAK IN OMG??? 😭😭😭 she cannot catch a break, she been famous for like maybe 2 years what is her problem.

CHAPTER 5:

ARMIN AND EREN GETTING JUMOED BY CONNIE MEN IS SO INSANEEEE. Levi OKAYYY king shitttt yesss. Why is Connie so messy?? Why is he trying to ruin her like omg…

“Y/N’s the only client you give a damn about now. You don’t even give a damn about yourself. Your life is ruined, and yet, here you are, worrying about her.” CLOCKED LMAOO?? JEAN BE CLOCKING EVERYONE LIKE LMAOOO

Album called Heartbreaker, she kinda mother for that 😹😹 like literal queen shit. The story… my eyes almost popped out my head like okay.. Not jean and eren popping out yo! Um Connie and Flint is so…messy for all this. They really getting a personal fuck you.

😹😹 Eren just clocked Flint like I hope he don’t get beat up later but he ate. OH MY GOSH?? What the fuck is wrong with Connie yo?? He can’t hate eren this bad like he’s literally a monster….

NAH READER STFU?? BEFORE HE GET SOMEONE TO WHOOP YOUR ASS TOO LIKE OMG?? BUT WHY SHE VERY MUCH SO CLOCKED HIM LIKE IM GIGGLINGGG 😭😭😹😹 GET HIM AGAIN!

Someone gotta kill Connie like wtf is his problem and to even threaten Levi and the way he doing reader, not even letting her see Reiner… like i feel for her so bad omg. Why is he ruining her lifeeee omg ?? Like im finna cry ??? And then to do that to Reiner :((( omg i feel for everyone in here omg

NAH CAUSE LEVI RIGHT ACTUALLY?? LIKE CONNIE IS LITERALLY OBSESSED WITH HER!

Them being worried about who she gonna end up with is kinda crazy like she being held hostage 😭😭? Thank you Levi for getting them back in order. WHY REINER JUST CLOCKED ALL OF THEM LIKE LITERALLY ALL OF THEM LMAOOOO

CHAPTER 6:

ERWIN JUST FUCKED EVERYTHING UP ??? YO??

“She doesn’t have any loved ones, just a bunch of stupid guys hoping to crawl into bed with her. That’s all she’s good for.” Alright?? Fuck you??

CONNIE SHOOTHIM HIM IS MADDDD OMG

The car ride having me on the edge of my seat just paragraphs in. Connie trying to do small talk like please move…

“Because that would mean leaving, and you knew better.” I’m crying like idgaf she don’t deserve none of this 😭😵‍💫😵‍💫???

“Really? You’re working on your eighty-seventh marriage and you wanna lecture me about being a good person? You cheat and get remarried every season, so shut the hell up.” He tried to clock her but it’s tired at this point so 😭😭😭 please gtfo. Connie trying to be lonely too he can get out like i really dgaf.

Nah Reiner clocked it… I wasn’t even seeing Mikasa fr until he just said that because yes I can see it fr! Like wowww. This Mikasa and Reiner conversation is >>> like i love it.

Poor reader like idgaf, she did that to keep them safe obviously! Why would Jean just say that to eren tb licking connie’s boots like his mom’s life was at risk please ??😭😭😭

THE ENDINGGGG OMG??? I canttttt

[chaos64sprinkles]

Love song from N-Slash-A for Sprinkles(me)! (Shorts)

Before the Events of IIIEP18

02/14/2024 9:30am

''And this one goes to my bat of my heart!''

''WOW WOW WOOOOOOW!!!''

"Sprinkles,Sprinkles, it's good to have you around!" ''Sprinkles,Sprinkles, you always make the day shine,shine!'' ''Sprinkles,Sprinkles, you always make me happy!'' "Sprinkles,Sprinkles, when I go to visit my Owner, I miss youuuuu!"

''Sprinkles,Sprinkles, the only inanimate bat I have compassion on''! ''Sprinkles,Sprinkles, your sympathy is very sincereeeee!'' ''Sprinkles,Sprinkles, your smile is so cute!'' ''Sprinkles,Sprinkles, you are the love of my Lifeeeeee!''

''Love of lifeee, how we flew to have so much fun'' ''Having so much fuuun, that when we howl every now and then at midnight, we miss our ex-colleagues so much, the inanimate bat, who are in the sky watching us from aboveeeee!'' ''From above they are watching us dateee, my feeling for you strengthens me, it strengthens me so much, much much that I'm not ashamed to declare myself for youuuuuu!'' ''Our lives weren't easy before, but today from now on we can have an amazing life together!'' ''If the Crystal ball we saw predicted, it may have left a very bitter mark on fate, but I believe you can deal with this fate and be surprisedeeeeed!''

"Sprinkles,Sprinkles, it's good to have you around!" ''Sprinkles,Sprinkles, you always make the day shine,shine!'' ''Sprinkles,Sprinkles, you always make me happy!'' "Sprinkles,Sprinkles, when I go to visit my Owner, I miss youuuuu!"

''Sprinkles,Sprinkles, the only inanimate bat I have compassion on''! ''Sprinkles,Sprinkles, your sympathy is very sincereeeee!'' ''Sprinkles,Sprinkles, your smile is so cute!'' ''Sprinkles,Sprinkles, you are the love of my Lifeeeeeeeeeeeee!''

Sprinkles: Bravo Bravo Bravo Slash, I LOVED it!

'Sprinkles walks over and gives N-Slash-A a kiss on the cheek'

N-Slash-A: Hmmm Thank you Sprinkles, I'm glad you liked my love song that I made for you with great affection and do you know what else awaits you a little after Valentine's Day?

Sprinkles: Crystal Ball Prediction Day?

N-Slash-A: No, a little after 3 days from now it will be your BIRTHDAY!!!

Sprinkles: WOW, I hadn't thought of that, thanks for reminding me my love!

N-Slash-A: You're welcome, get ready because I'm going to prepare the best birthday of your life!

Sprinkles: I can't wait to see what my birthday will be like!

Happy Valentine's Day!

[harmonictechnicality]

HARMONY! HARMONY!!!! I ran out of tags trying to describe how much I loved this last update to Memory Logs I am having an out of body experience rn I didn’t even get to describe my favorite part!! THE WAY!!! YOU DESCRIBE THE FEELING OF BRAND NEW FINALLY REALIZED AND REQUITED LOVE!!!!! AAAAAAA literally how do you see and write on the human experience so clearly, you are some kind of wizard, *you’ve got mail voice* ms. 152 insights into my soul… “you thought I was mocking you??” vs actually teasing him about the !!!below deck!!! club (which lmao the existence of) but Steve just being so hyped that Eddie’s into him that it all comes out in this wash of bubbly feelings (“dear god stop this madness”), and “wants to stock up on chapstick and water so they can make out all night” OK SO I SWOONED, SHOW ME SOMEONE WHO WOULDNT, Steve giVeS EDdIE hiS RIIINNNNGGGG, “IT WOULD BE A PLEASURE TO RESTART WITH YOU”, the FOREHEAD KISS!!!! I don’t know how you do this, but if I ever lost my memory, rereading all of your fics again for the first time would be such a pleasure. Rereading them after a week is a pleasure. Rereading them right after finishing reading to note down every favorite line is a pleasure!! You get my drift haha… anyway thank you for being such a queen and sharing your incredible writing with us for free. I am wishing you many dark chocolate pudding cups, and much fan art to delight you, and a very generous rest for your wrists on the other side of all this typing, and a very marvelous week 💕💕

OMG your tags were giving my LIFEEE how rude that they would ever cut you off like that! I need to speak to the internet manager asap!! 😂😂

HAHA the wizard line is *extra* perfect because Steve would *also* blame such sorcery on a wizard (he definitely called Vecna a wizard that is obsessed with clocks and I will never let that go lol).

There hassss to be unreleased footage in the ST vault of all the divorced moms and Eddie just waiting for Steve to turn around and scoop in the back ice cream counters, like PLEASE tell me the footage exists and I didn't just make it up 😭

AGH the ring and forehead kiss goodbye are maybe my favorite parts ❣️❣️ like Steve knows there's nothing else he can do but give a little piece of himself and then hope that there's magic-memory powers in his expert kissing abilities - it's very naive and endearing and heartbreaking all at once and I just want to give him the biggest hug for trying so hard.

Sweet deerling, that is SO incredibly kind omgggg my tender heart cannot take such kindness!! If someone ever made fan art for this I would *weep,* even if they just thought about it, I'd still be teary! I don't have dark chocolate pudding but I dooooo have dark chocolate raisins, which is definitely a win. I'm sending you all the good vibes for the rest of the week/weekend ✨✨ Thank you so much for always being so supportive of the little stories I write.

Have a spectacular day!! Watch all the Meg Ryan films your heart desires!! ❤️🥰❤️

[just-some-random-blogger]

The feast from crumbs is real. RIP harwin strong you would have loved having an entire episode all for yourself but noooooo the hotd showrunners are cowards 👎🖕

Marrying his bride the day he met her was never what he wanted. Harwin didn’t consider himself a romantic, but he thought it cruel to be bound to someone you didn’t know for the rest of his life.

We love a man with empathy FUCK BARE MINIMUM IS BARE MINIMUMING STOPPP

So in a whirlwind of affairs, the betrothal had been arranged by ravens, and the marriage planned.

I would cry

And on top of that, he wasn’t sure if you were scared of him or not. His reputation was true to his character, and next to his wide frame, almost every woman looked frail.

STOPPPPPPPP NO CUZ UR SO RIGHT MANS CALLED BREAKBONES I WOULD FEAR FOR MY LIFEEE

And now, while the wedding feast was in full swing, he saw your hands shake as you attempted to cut your food.

Me 😭😭😭

[...] and if Ser Harwin was not mistaken, the Queen looked almost jealous.

Oof. It's ok alicent it be like that

Prince Daemon was currently returned from his latest exile, trying to rile up Otto Hightower. Judging from the strain in the man’s jaw, the Prince was quite successful in his venture.

DAEMON OTTO MENTION RAHHH 👹👹 I love it when they hate each other just bang ffs lol AHAHAHH

When it was announced that the bedding would begin, you turned even paler. Before the lords attending could swoop in to grab you, Harwin quickly scooped you up into his arms. Wordlessly, he left, as the crowd let out disappointed shouts of protest.

Honestly, I think they wouldn't have been disappointed, they would have cheered thinking this man would dominate her from carrying her

As he turned back around, he could see you lying on the bed, the skirt of your wedding dress hiked up to your thighs and staring at the ceiling stiff as a board. He would have laughed at the comical sight, if he hadn’t felt sorry for you.

I'm glad he didn't laugh because

While he worked on the tight braidwork, he began to kiss up and down your neck, careful not to go too low too fast. You let out a satisfied sigh, clapping your hand against your mouth afterwards.

ME. EXCEPT I WOULD EAT HIM UP LIKE A SUNDAE

“Can we start with kissing again?” you asked shyly.

AND THAT'S FEMINISM YOU DID THAT FOR ALL THE GIRLIES RAHHHHH MOREEEEE 👹👹👹👹👹

“I have had my maidenhead inspected.” you said, voice high-pitched.

Mortifying

“I wasn’t inspecting anything. Just… trust me on this.” Harwin asked.

“Not really. Asked my septon when I was a boy, and also, it feels good.” Harwin replied nonchalantly.

He's so insane for that 😭😭😭😭 I respect the headassery tho

Sated with the knowledge that he had already done this for you, Harwin took off his wedding suit and changed into the long linen trousers that were laid out for him. He could feel your eyes burn into his back. Just to tease you (and not at all to inflate his ego), he flexed his back- and arm muscles.

I waNT TO SHAKE HIM

“Mhm.” you mumbled, shamelessly staring at his chest. “I want another.”

ATTA GIRL

He tried to put all of his newfound devotion into his thrusts, to make you happy. To satisfy you, so that you would not grow to despise him, at the very least in this way.

“My pretty little wife, legs open only for me.” He praised. Harwin felt your legs wrap around his hips, desperate to create more friction, more intensity.

We just met but u know me so well bb

Desperately, he begins to rut into you, watching all coherent thoughts disappear from your eyes as he brings you over the edge a second time. Only then does he allow himself to cum, grabbing your hips harshly until he, too, is spent.

“I think I’m falling in love with you, Ser Harwin.” You sigh.

Me. Post nut infatuation goes hard. I want him

I am his, and he is mine

Summary: You’re married off to Ser Harwin Strong by your lord father’s designs, and the prospect of a marriage consummation terrifies you.

Notes: idk man I just need more Harwin Breakmybones smut. Harwin obviously isn’t with our queen Rhae Rhae in this. Also, pretending not to know what we do abt Larys here.

Warnings: virgin!reader, reader is intimidated by Harwin, first time, reader is extremely innocent, vaginal sex, oral sex (f!receiving), Harwin loves eating punani

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Marrying his bride the day he met her was never what he wanted. Harwin didn’t consider himself a romantic, but he thought it cruel to be bound to someone you didn’t know for the rest of his life. It was more unfair to you, being a woman and forbidden from seeking out others for love.

His father had meant well with this marriage. Apparently, your father was a childhood friend, and you the oldest daughter of a great house. Though Lord Lyonel wasn’t ambitious, he was loyal to his friends, and the king, who encouraged the match. So in a whirlwind of affairs, the betrothal had been arranged by ravens, and the marriage planned.

You had married in the sept of King’s Landing earlier this day, and though Harwin had written you a letter to calm your nerves, the first time he got any impression of you was when your father led you to the altar.

He felt sorry for you. Whatever dreams you had held for the future had been crushed the moment the septon bound you in marriage. And on top of that, he wasn’t sure if you were scared of him or not. His reputation was true to his character, and next to his wide frame, almost every woman looked frail.

And now, while the wedding feast was in full swing, he saw your hands shake as you attempted to cut your food. He tried to distract himself, looking around the room and attempting to take his mind off of the fact that his lady wife seemed to find him unpleasant.

King Viserys was sitting next to his father, leaving Queen Alicent to put on an icy mask. She was better at hiding it than his wife. Perhaps because she had been in King’s Landing for longer. Princess Rhaenyra, on the other hand, was deep in conversation with Lady Laena. The two of them had grown closer since the rift between Rhaenyra and Alicent, and if Ser Harwin was not mistaken, the Queen looked almost jealous.

Prince Daemon was currently returned from his latest exile, trying to rile up Otto Hightower. Judging from the strain in the man’s jaw, the Prince was quite successful in his venture.

Still, it was his wife that seemed the tensest in the room. The new lady Strong, and yet, you seemed to be anything but. From what he had heard from his father, you liked to read and was very well educated, but beyond that only quiet. You did not ride, or hunt, or keep an army of ladies around her.

For the latter, he was grateful, but for the others… It seemed you didn’t have anything in common. Harwin was as educated as a future lord needed to be, but he preferred to train and hunt. The first time he even heard you speak outside of her vows was to his brother.

“A gift, for the bride.” He said, offering you a book. At that, your face lit up.

“Thank you, Lord Larys.”

“I hear you tried to become a Maester once?” he asked, and you blushed.

“I was five and had not yet realized the Citadel accepted neither women nor children.”

Harwin smiled to himself. It seemed that, at the very least, you had some spirit. When his brother had left, he tried to find something to talk to you about.

“So, what topics interest you?” he tried.

“History and medicine.” you replied curtly.

“Yes, I imagine Aegon’s conquest is an interesting read.” He said. You tried to suppress a smile at that, and Harwin raised a brow.

“Is it not?” he asked.

“Forgive me, my lord, but every child is told the story of his conquest over and over. The histories of Old Valyria before the Doom and Nymeria’s conquest are much more interesting, especially since so much source material has been lost.” you said.

He could tell that you weren’t asked about these things very often, the words spilling out of your mouth so quickly.

“What about you?” you asked.

“Hunting and fighting.” He replied.

“Does that not get boring after a while?”

“It is to me what reading is to you.” Harwin said. He knew you were from the Westerlands, where people spoke more eloquently, and though he was from the Riverlands and had no use for flowery words, he tried for you.

Your silence returned when dessert was served. You dreaded the bedding, and Harwin didn’t think he had seen many brides that were as terrified of it as you.

When it was announced that the bedding would begin, you turned even paler. Before the lords attending could swoop in to grab you, Harwin quickly scooped you up into his arms. Wordlessly, he left, as the crowd let out disappointed shouts of protest.

He carried you all the way to their new, shared chambers, setting you down on the bed. Turning around, Harwin grabbed the pitcher of wine to fill up their glasses. You would need it for your nerves.

As he turned back around, he could see you lying on the bed, the skirt of your wedding dress hiked up to your thighs and staring at the ceiling stiff as a board. He would have laughed at the comical sight, if he hadn’t felt sorry for you.

Instead, he sat at the edge of the bed, gently taking your hand.

“What were you told about the bedding?” he asked.

“My cousin told me it was painful, but my duty.” you replied.

“Sit up.” Harwin said, and you scrambled to follow his words, pulling the skirt back down.

“Your cousin must have a horrible husband.” He concluded.

“They- they do not value each other much.” you said carefully.

“Beddings don’t have to be painful.” Harwin began. He’d never been a woman’s first before, but he wasn’t inexperienced by any means.

“Oh.” Was all you said to that. It sounded more like a sigh of relief than a question.

“Did you not say you studied medicine?”

“The bedding was… seen as unseemly for me. It was forbidden.” you replied.

“I’ll be gentle, I won’t hurt you.” Harwin promised. Still, when he tried to come closer to you, you leaned away from him, trying to keep the distance. As if a kiss would kill you.

With a sigh, Harwin grabbed the dagger from his belt and your eyes widened even more.

“What…?” you asked.

“I won’t force you.” He replied simply, rolling his sleeve back.

“No.” you said, grabbing his wrist. It was the first time you touched him. “I- We have to someday. And I’d like to learn. I need to make my father proud.”

“Your father? This is about you.” Harwin tried. You gave him a half-hearted smile, and Harwin felt that he wouldn’t become friends with his father-in-law.

“If you want me to bed you, you should start by kissing me first.” He said, and you nodded.

“Will I be your first?” he asked. You blushed, lowering her gaze, and Harwin carefully tipped her face up.

“Good. Less pressure.” He joked.

“I suppose so.” you replied. “I promise, it wasn’t while we were betrothed.”

“And if it was, I wouldn’t blame you. Whoever he, or she, was they got lucky.”

You smiled at that, blushing due to his compliment rather than shame. With a determined look in your eyes, you put a hand on his face, pressing your lips to his. It wasn’t the chaste kiss they had shared in the sept, and it wasn’t heated with passion, but it was more than the trembling leaf of a woman that had sit next to him at her own banquet.

Harwin deepened the kiss carefully, his hands finding your intricate braids, impossible to tangle into. So he held you by the small of her back instead, kissing you until you broke apart for air.

“That was… dizzying.” you said. Your cheeks were flushed pink, and your pupils had grown dark, and Harwin could feel desire begin to grow for you. Carefully, he seated himself against the cushions, sitting you down in front of him, and beginning to take out the pins in your updo.

While he worked on the tight braidwork, he began to kiss up and down your neck, careful not to go too low too fast. You let out a satisfied sigh, clapping your hand against your mouth afterwards.

“They’re all gone by now. We were too boring, I suppose.” Harwin joked, and you nodded.

“You don’t have to keep quiet.” He encouraged. “It tells me whether I’m doing the right thing.”

“Oh?” you asked.

“Trust me.”

When he was done, your hair fell down your back in soft waves. Harwin briefly wondered if it was because of the braids, or if your hair was always like this.

Then, he moved onto your wedding dress. It was laced in the back, gold and cream embroidery hiding the strings, and you began to tense when he opened them.

“It’ll be more comfortable if you can breathe properly.” Harwin said, slowly pulling the stiff part of the dress over your head. The long skirt followed, until you were left in a thin shift. It looked like it was meant to entice him, barely transparent enough to see your shape, but nothing beyond that.

Harwin took his time laying the dress over a chair in the room, returning with the pitcher of wine. When he offered to refill your glass, you shook your head.

“I’ll be drunk then. I want to remember for the next time.”

“Already planning ahead?” Harwin teased.

“I don’t know. In case this time doesn’t get me pregnant.”

“You do know there’s more to this than getting pregnant, right?” he asked. You raised a brow, as if you did not believe him. “It’s… it’s supposed to be fun as well.”

“Can we start with kissing again?” you asked shyly. Harwin leaned over, kissing you softly. Your hands were unsure, cupping his face, roaming around his hair and awkwardly landing on his arms. Harwin readjusted them, putting one on his jaw and the other on his shoulder the way he liked it.

He really tried to hold back, but when you let another whine slip, he grabbed your waist and pulled you onto his lap. You squealed, surprised, but once you were there, you continued with more enthusiasm than before.

Breaking the kiss, Harwin saw that your lips had become a little swollen. Mindlessly, he tucked a strand of hair back to where it had fallen out of place.

“I’m ready.” you said, lying back against the pillows with a look of determination on your face. Harwin snorted.

“You are not. If I do it now, it’ll hurt. Have you ever even touched yourself?”

Your mouth fell open at that, as if he was accusing you of fucking a horse, and your blush took ahold of your ears as well.

“I’m only asking to make you comfortable.”

“Never… inside.” you managed.

Harwin nodded, making his way down your body until he reached the hem of your shift. Gently, he began to pull it up and automatically, your legs crossed over.

When he tried to pry them open, you pulled away.

“I have had my maidenhead inspected.” you said, voice high-pitched.

“I wasn’t inspecting anything. Just… trust me on this.” Harwin asked.

It took you a moment, but eventually, you opened your legs back up, allowing him access. Harwin knew better than to stare (for now), and began kissing the inside of your thighs, making his way towards your cunt. When he finally tasted it, he felt like he was ready to die – until his lady wife scrambled backwards, trying to gather her bearings.

“This is wrong. It’s sinful.” you whispered.

“Not really. Asked my septon when I was a boy, and also, it feels good.” Harwin replied nonchalantly.

“I’ll take you by your word.” you said seriously.

You lied back down, and Harwin held your thighs, trying to make a squeeze somehow feel reassuring before he started again, slowly lapping up the wetness your cunt had produced. He could feel you writhe beneath him, but better yet, he could hear you moan.

Muffled pants and cries reached him, spurring him on. Very cautiously, he pushed in one finger, continuing to lick your clit to ease the way. It went in easier than he thought, and so, Harwin crooked it to make you feel even better.

He wanted to be your first in this as well, and he didn’t care if that was greedy.

He had to push you down by the stomach when your back arched. Harwin chuckled to himself as he worked the finger inside you, knowing exactly what he was doing.

After a while, he could feel your body begin to shake, and your legs wrapped around his head, pushing him down. He almost felt proud of you, even as he began to run out of air, but Harwin kept going, until you came, licking you like a starving man.

When you went limp under his touch, Harwin dared to come up from under your shift.

“And?” he asked.

“Whatever that was… I think I caught a glimpse of the Seven Heavens.” you sighed.

“You… came.” He replied, half-asking.

“Yeah. It was wonderful.”

“Did you never?”

“No. I didn’t dare.” you said.

“That’s a pity, to go so many years of your life without pleasure.”

“I see that now.” you quipped, and Harwin laughed with you.

You sat in silence for a while, you leaning against his shoulder with your eyes closed. Harwin felt that he was hard for you, but he didn’t want to disturb you. He could bed you some other time.

Sated with the knowledge that he had already done this for you, Harwin took off his wedding suit and changed into the long linen trousers that were laid out for him. He could feel your eyes burn into his back. Just to tease you (and not at all to inflate his ego), he flexed his back- and arm muscles.

He settled back into bed, staring at you until you realized you had been caught.

“Does my lady wife approve?”

“Mhm.” you mumbled, shamelessly staring at his chest. “I want another.”

“Another?” Harwin asked.

“Bed me. Make me feel like that again.” you mumbled through gritted teeth. Hesitantly, you let her hand wander under the blankets and into his trousers. His cock was still hard from before, and your eyes widened as you felt the girth of it.

“How will it fit?” you asked.

“You managed two fingers. I’ll help you work it out, but there’ll still be a small stretch.” Harwin tried.

Your hand was still frozen on his dick, so he carefully guided it to stroke him. All word about you rang true, you were a good learner.

Harwin closed his eyes, leaning back against the wall to concentrate on the sensation for a moment, before he stopped you.

“Are you sure?” he asked.

“Please.” you replied. There was still a residue of nervousness in your eyes, but Harwin wasn’t going to say no to such an invitation.

Slowly, he pulled your shift over her head, tossing it aside carelessly. For a moment, he could only stare, causing you to cross your arms over your chest.

“You’re beautiful.” Harwin said breathlessly. He wasn’t used to being gentle, but Gods be damned, he’d try for you.

Taking his pants off again, he began to kiss your tits, lavishly sucking more bruises into your perfect skin. Your hands tangled in his hair, pulling him down towards you, and Harwin tried to suppress a groan.

“Good?” you asked.

“Yeah. Really good.” Harwin replied. Your response was to lightly tug his curls, a smirk on your lips. He kissed you again, this time forgetting everything about gentleness and going slowly, swallowing your sounds up with a kiss, desperately holding your face with his hands, dwarfing it in comparison.

His thumb stroked your cheek, trying to convey the awe he already held for you, and you raked your hands through his hair in response. His resolve was melting by the second.

Carefully, he angled his dick up with your cunt, teasing your clit with the tip for a moment, before he slowly sank into you. One of your hands landed on his hips, and Harwin froze.

“Are you alright?” he asked. You stared up at him, wide-eyed, before you nodded.

“Just need a moment.” you managed. Excruciatingly slowly, Harwin sank in further, waiting for you to adjust, until he was fully inside you.

“Can I…?” Harwin began. You nodded, and he pulled back, before thrusting forward with as much self-control as he possessed. He expected you to cry out in pain, but instead, you met him with an unabashed moan.

“Fuck.” you panted, before catching yourself.

“I don’t believe you’ve sworn before.” Harwin managed. You opened your mouth to say something, but he thrust again and your answer was swallowed by another moan.

He tried to put all of his newfound devotion into his thrusts, to make you happy. To satisfy you, so that you would not grow to despise him, at the very least in this way.

All of his intentions of being slow and loving disappeared when you began to beg.

“Please, I need more.” you whispered. Even through the dim candlelight, Harwin saw you blush, but who was he to deny you?

So he picked up the pace, his thrusts turning almost brutish. He would have worried for you, if your eyes hadn’t been in the back of your skull, and your nails weren’t digging into his back.

“Fuck, you’re so.. didn’t expect this.” Harwin managed. You gave him a laugh, which immediately turned into a wanton moan under his ministrations.

“My pretty little wife, legs open only for me.” He praised. Harwin felt your legs wrap around his hips, desperate to create more friction, more intensity.

“Only for you.” You repeat, and Harwin can see the change in your expression, from tense to relaxed. Your posture is open to him (in more ways than one) and his heart almost sings at the thought that you might not despise him or be terrified of him after all.

Harwin manages to steady his mind into looking at you, and Gods, you look fucking angelic. Hair splayed out like a halo, mouth parted and face contorted in pleasure, trying so, so hard to keep your long-lost composure. Nothing feels more right than trying to break that composure, to make you melt into his arms even more.

To give up any thought of propriety and be his.

His thoughts run wild, his heart pounding in his chest with crazed abandon and he can feel himself coming close to the edge. He searches for the bundle of nerves between your legs, hoping to make you scream and when he finds it, it works so well he’s worried the entire Red Keep will hear you after all.

Desperately, he begins to rut into you, watching all coherent thoughts disappear from your eyes as he brings you over the edge a second time. Only then does he allow himself to cum, grabbing your hips harshly until he, too, is spent.

Suddenly exhausted, he rolls off of you, lying next to you and only grabbing your hand.

He turns to face you after a while, you doing the same. Your eyes meet and a smile appears on your flushed face.

“My body feels like it’s filled with lead.” You whisper.

“My lady wife. I never knew I could get this lucky.” He replies. Harwin got out of the bed, trying to find a washcloth. For once, you did not ask any questions, eyes closed in bliss. You let him wipe off the remainder of his seed, burrowing into his side as he lies down next to you.

“You are mine.” You whisper, hearing him chuckle at your words.

“Indeed. I swore it before the Seven just this morning.”

“I think I’m falling in love with you, Ser Harwin.” You sigh.

“So am I, my love.” He replies.

[m1ckeyb3rry]

Digging thru ur blog to reach this response because I forgot I sent oops (I passed by a lot of pokemon though??? Omg pokemon revival on tumblr time??? The impact of pursuit…..)

Anyways I’m FINALLY FULLY BACK TO CHRONICALLY ONLINE but FR get used to the fame it only goes up from here you’re about to become a household name for karasu nation being perceived truly is so weird though but as a proud miraverse citizen (??) I love seeing you in the tags of stuff or mentioned because I’m like “YOOO I KNOW HER YEAH SHES FAMOUS GO READ” anyways

OOOH ok duly noted I’ll listen to it every time you change it LMAO

NIKO AS THE TICKET SELLER SOOOOO REAL im crying Niko is too hilarious it’s amazing how I’ve actually grown fond of him (in an oaeu way) via our chats the emo haircut is perfect for scaring the shit out of Karasu OAEU FOR LIFEEE it’s everywhere and adds that dash of humor and goofiness for a perfect world building balance

Oh yeah!! They named them in the first volume too iirc they left them out in this volume of the egoist bible which is why I was shocked to find they didn’t bother naming ANYONE NEW HSHDJDOSKA atp with kaneshiro stalking you Karasu’s sister WILL be yayoi also I love the name akane for chigiris sister….(also yes the red thing is correct!!) something about it feels so strong like vibe wise it’s giving girlboss

NO FR they popped off with the Reo animation (where was karasus moment…) also PLEASE the old people cafes im crying maybe you’ll find one of their grandsons soon….

FRRR kaneshiro reveal yourself right now….i urge you to take notes from our convos too can i make a wishlist and slap it here to get kaneshiro to see it

I swear i press on one once daily and I don’t even realize it until im thrown out of the app and into my browser like ok you did not need to do that let me scroll in peace….

OH YEAH I SAW CLIPS def a lot better than the end clip of s1!!! Actually pretty happy with it i agree im not the biggest fan of otoyas though but on that note im begging you to listen to hioris because I got flooded with it and I can’t with the accent this isn’t even because I generally like him as a character the accent has me ROLLING (also to note his va is deku/midoriya from mha im sure you’ve seen his face before so I’ll let you process that….and Karasu being bakugo too has me crying like this cast)

But ALL GOOD tbh even if you sent doubles I’ll enjoy it just the same because I’ll see it again and be like “omg I forgot about this glorious edit thank you Mira”

OMGGG THE DUB VOICE EDIT?? Side note I actually love the diva audio they used all the edits that use it SLAP also at least otoyas sound effect sounds really funny LMFAOOO

I SAW THIS ONE BUT FRRR ugh his voice there >>>>> I love Karasu thank you blue lock

IM CRYING I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT MEME AUDIO ITS SO FUNNY I was lowk trying to think about who in bllk but YUKI AND TABIEITA SO REAL

LMAOAAO the timing is perfect yes Isagi get your fish lens face out of the way I’ve had enough of you

Why would you send me itoshism content…but that account put too much effort into that edit omg…

Omg nagi truly majestic….im really glad we got some good nagi content in his interactions with yuki last ep it’s been awhile!!!

UGHH FR nagi scoring the first goal of u20 was insane work someone get this man a new motivator he was unstoppable then

Wait unrelated but the subtitle for this one saying Liam when it’s supposed to be Rin had me laughing so hard also the way the dub actors say their names also always has me laughing a bit I feel like it’d sound more natural if they just kept it localized to the eng pronunciation but I admire their attempt at keeping it #authentic LMAOOO also wait why did I think nagi was bald when he turned into a puzzle piece LMFAOOO

THE ACCOUNT BEING AIKUS SOCKS LFMSOSODOSHAIAPAOAO IM CRYING ALL THE PEOPLE WITH INSANE NAMES ARE ALWAYS AIKU FANS I SWEAR but I have in fact not seen this one!!!! KARASUUUUUUUU I need more Karasu scenes asap lowk a little worried cause he doesn’t get that much spotlight in the u20 despite being top 3 (still gets more than yuki and otoya though) im still never getting over how the whole top6 thing kinda just went out the window but WHATEVER (kaneshiro if you’re reading…) if only fwtkac Karasu bfb Karasu pursuit Karasu oaeu Karasu existed irl man

KARASUUUUU x2 I love this man also PLEASEEE NOT THE FANON SHIDOU EX FRIEND REFERENCE it’s so funny how that’s become her little nickname now wait YOU WERE AN EDITOR??? Time to get back on that grind…/j LMAOA the fear of being outed to irls is so valid too ok but also so real for the ldr though I used to listen to her more but at some point just kinda stopped for idk why maybe I should go on a binge listen session

MEEE also the way I alr knew the audio from that line before I even pressed play LMAOO Karasu what a magnificent man someone get me a Karasu right now

Ok pause I can’t even lie you truly put me on the Barou agenda I appreciated him as a character before but now (esp after that one edit you showed me) plus that one convo we had about the snow shoveling idea and also oaeu Barou…..Barou <3333 anyways

TW KAISER LMFAOOOO this better not get my fyp on the Kaiser algorithm /j ok that edit was a little too good to be a Kaiser edit can this account swerve to Karasu next wtf

OTOYA AND THE PITBULL AUDIO otoya just serving s2 era is truly otoyas era he’s thriving now

IVE SEEN THESE the way they’re drawing it fully traditionally too with a pencil is insane I can’t imagine how long that takes!!! “Hey god it’s me again” PLEASEEE THIS COMMENT HAS ME HOWLING so real

The caption on this last one might be me also this audio too…karasu the loml…ok that was a great scrolling tiktok session I NEEDED THAT TY

- Karasu anon

LMAOOO lowkey i figured you did but i needed you to watch the tik toks so i had to remind you rq LSKFJHSD anyways yeah i think all of the pokémon is my mutual suo he’s been going through some of the games and updating me as he does!! truly we began a pokémon renaissance on here though

OMG YAYYY I’M GLAD YOU’RE BACK I MISSED HAVING OUR DAILY CONVOS even though now i’m the one taking a sec to respond but that’s temporary trust i will be back to the typical crazy response time by like sunday at the latest LMAOOO omg yeah it’s so weird when i see people actually reading my work on here…in a sense i’m used to it?? before i deleted everything off of wattpad one of my aot fics was at like 200k reads and pomegranate ink was at like 80-90k or something so this isn’t like the FIRST time i’ve had large amounts of people reading my stuff but for some reason maybe because the bllk fandom is smaller it feels more intimate when people recommend my work 😭 whereas with like pomegranate ink for example i was literally just one of the first people to write a yuta x reader EVER and definitely the first/only one to write something that long for him (if you go on ao3 and go in the jjk manga fandom, filter by works tagged as “reader-insert”, and sort by word count, pomegranate ink is like ninth or tenth and it’s def the first that isn’t for gojo or nanami LMAOAOA) so it makes sense that it gets recommended a lot (i think it’s at almost 30k reads on ao3?? and same with my one aot fic which isn’t a lot by wattpad standards but is by ao3 standards i think)

AHAHAH you’ll have to lmk what you think every time i change it…sometimes i put songs that are just relatable to me personally and sometimes they’re songs that fit the dynamic of a fic i’m thinking of (feels like we only go backwards isn’t a particular fic but it’s somehow very karasu coded to me idk why)

I LOVE OAEU NIKO HE’S THE GOAT FR he’s sooo funny omg him selling tickets with his emo haircut and scaring the shit out of karasu cracks me up especially because he wouldn’t even be trying to do so…omg oaeu fr makes every au sm more elevated they even pulled up in the one kaiser fic (well only niko but aiku was probably there too in the background somewhere) and added more angst and drama like they are my go to side characters atp

LMAOAOAO if we ever find out that her name is fr yayoi or otoya’s younger sister is seiko i’m taking that as my final proof that he’s onto me SKDFJHSD and yeah i really like akane for her!! i wanted a name that didn’t end with “i” because it would feel too staccato with her last name being chigiri but many feminine names in japanese tend to end with “i” i think?? and i wanted something with either a prominent “a” or “o” sound because of hyoma…akane has the “a” while following a diff structure than hyoma’s name so it flows well with his name without sounding too similar!! plus i feel like it’s such a manga thing to name your characters and then base their design on it kinda like how karasu has the crow vibe going on (i’m sure there’s more examples but i can’t think of any off the top of my head it’s def a popular thing) so her name being based on the word for red and her having red hair (maybe her hair is more red than pink like chigiri’s too??) makes sense in my mind LKSDHFSDK okay another akane chigiri is another established certified miraverse canon fact now we just have to have her cameo in something…maybe her and yayoi can be besties they’re probably around the same age (at least in the miraverse they are because in bfb yayoi and reader are two years older than karasu?? and if chigiri’s sister is 21 rn and karasu is 18, then yayoi would be 20 so depending on the cutoff of their birthdays and whatnot they could even be in the same grade)

LKDSJFHLSDK that’s so real i need to become besties with all of the elderly people so they can enter their aiku eras and set me up with their grandchildren…HAHA i know kaneshiro is out there somewhere he’s been too inspired by me especially lately it’s uncanny

HIORI’S ACCENT CRACKS ME UP especially because aren’t he and karasu supposed to have the same accent lowkey?? i don’t know enough about the region to say for sure but if so why is it only hiori who’s been texas-ified (not that i’m complaining LKDHFSLK I WOULD’VE CRIED IF THEY GAVE THAT ACCENT TO KARASU TOO)

I LOVE THE DIVA AUDIO but yeahhhh omg karasu’s dub is so good this season like i went on an entire rant in the ask before this describing why i like it sm but ugh it’s truly amazing def one of my favs besides shidou’s (his fits him really well imo), barou’s (also fits SUPER well and sounds rlly good), and anri’s (i love how much stronger and more confident the dub makes her sound compared to the sub)

LMAOOO just smth about the way he’s like “go look in a mirror 😒” is sooo attractive and also the way he’s not afraid to sass shidou despite seeing him try to beat the shit out of rin mere minutes earlier SLDKFHSHJD shidou do everyone a favor and get in a fight with karasu so we can see him sweaty and with messy hair…bonus points if you somehow manage to rip his shirt off or smth…haha…shidou please…

wait speaking of which i forgot we get the scene of them in the locker room during the u20 match where they’re all shirtless and there’s that panel of karasu smirking deviously and high fiving otoya or smth LET’S GOOO SHIRTLESS KARASU THEY BETTER NOT FUMBLE (they probably won’t for some reason 8bit always goes insane with the shirtless scenes)

HAHAHA IT’S LITERALLY YUKIMIYA AFTER SECOND SELECTION bro got a new partner and IMMEDIATELY dipped omg i have a meme idea for this i’m going to post it after i finish responding to asks

FACTS ISAGI GET OUT OF HERE bro isagi fans are so funny they always get so pressed defending him like i’m sorry not everyone likes your fav??? TRY LIKING NAGI IN THE CURRENT CLIMATE 😭 i think the most unproblematic fans by far are the barou fans because barou himself is such an elite pick…like yeah they may be a bit cocky at times but it’s DESERVED like barou truly IS that guy almost every other character has kinda annoying fanbases 😩

THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING like the rin editors always put their hearts and SOULS into those edits there are sooo many good ones i need the nagi editors to get on that type of timing because in terms of season 1 clips nagi and rin are about equal and i think team z vs team v is probably peak blue lock animation so there’s definitely enough material to edit nagi like that (PLUS the epinagi movie…come on now y’all) okay wait also something that cracks me up is that in the first popularity nagi won second and rin got sixth or smth (presumably because he was still a newer character atp) how times have changed…😓💔

HELP NOT BALD NAGI the thought is cursed…ngl sometimes i try to imagine my favs when they’re older grandpa vibes and idt any of them could pull off the bald look KSLJDHF KARASU AND BAROU WOULD LOOK RIDICULOUS i think reo could pull it off maybe?? and yukimiya but idk about anyone else 😭

LMAOOO PLEASE IT TRULY IS ALWAYS THE AIKU FANS they’re the next generation of toji fans who are the next generation of levi/chrollo stans SKDJFHS but yesss KARASU i was talking to jeirin (also maybe you in the other ask i don’t even remember) and i really do think karasu otoya and yuki are giving baddie of the week vibes rn (both in terms of being opponents and also baddies because they’re hot) like as soon as the u20 game starts everyone is going to jump to aiku and sae then once we get to nel it’s going to be kaiser and the master strikers (probably also barou and nagi in their respective matches) so this really is the peak of it i think…sigh…i’ll still be here though

i was in fact an editor i have lived many lives LSKDJFH but yeah i am so scared of being outed to irls so i had to delete especially since tik tok is such an OPP like it’s always sending your business to everyone else and suggesting accounts and stuff HAHA anyways yess i think my favorite ldr songs (in no specific order) are california, white mustang, ultraviolence, chemtrails over the country club, sad girl, pretty when you cry, black beauty, swan song, did you know there’s a tunnel under ocean blvd, venice bitch (also taco truck x vb which is basically a remix of venice bitch), tomorrow never came, summer bummer, and honestly way more but those are a few i can think of off the top of my head!!

barou <333 i never talk about him but he’s so beloved and dear to me he just has the misfortune of being third to nagi and karasu

WASN’T IT LOWKEY FIRE come onnn if we can make these kind of edits for KAISER (who’s manga only) WHY CAN’T WE GET THIS KIND OF HEAT FOR KARASU AND YUKIMIYA????

YAYYY HAPPY TO PROVIDE trust i will always be ready with edits to send SDKJHFS like at the SLIGHTEST provocation i’ll send you 50 /hj

[jsdjsidjsj]

okay so i was sat on my bed on my phone and i have my lights off and my pc screen has gone off so it looks like theres no lights in my room so my mom+aunt assume im asleep i guess because duh and also theyre hammered soooo and basically my mom and my aunt were attempting drunk to drunk ape cavewoman communication and all of a sudden my aunt goes "In the morning we need to talk about you talking about my weight because you do it a lot when youre drunk and i dont appreciate it 😐" and my jaw DRROOOOOPPPPPPEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD NEEEVER IN MY LIFEEE dude i dont even confront my mom about thigns when shes SOBER but like yeah my mom starts going in that drunk defense tone Oh i dont care about your weight! and my aunt goes no you talk about it all the time when youre drunk you talk about weight loss as if its that easy and it makes me upset and like. The conversation kind of awkardly dies after that. they both say goodnight and as i was writing this my aunt actually comes to my door to bring me these biscuits she got today (YIPEE) which was totally unrelated but after she left i heard my mom say "What was that 😐" and she starts grilling my aunt about every little thing she said to me like Well you said goodnight then i hear you talking to her. and my aunt was like i was just giving her the shit i bought.. it was all so passive aggressive. its so crazy in here someones gonna die

girlll 😭lmk if the police get called or if someone dies. video the fight if you can LOL

[lokislvr]

these are so fun ok

are you named after anyone? I think after my dad’s relative but i’m not sure 💀

when was the last time you cried? great question…idk i’m a capricon i don’t like showing emotions

do you have kids? NOPE AND I NEVER WILL nobody will ever make me go through the torture that is childbirth

do you use sarcasm a lot? what? me? no absolutely not wtf are u talking about

what sports have you played? I’ve done gymnastics, ballet, swimming, latin american dance for 8 years and 6 months of kickboxing/ muay thai

what’s the first thing you notice about people? their hair probably? idk never really thought about this

what’s your eye color? brown.

scary movies or happy ending? i’m a sucker for a good happy ending ngl

special talents? i can do a cartwheel?

where were you born? italy 🔥

what are your hobbies? READING, watching movies ( i’m a huge marvel fan), i dance sometimes

do you have pets? I DO, I have a beautiful cat named Sally (she’s the actual love of my life, my soul cat i love her sm) and a dog named Cleo (love her too!)

how tall are you? i think 169cm ( around 5’5?idk feet)

favorite subject in school? ENGLISH GIRL FOR LIFEEE, it’s like the only one that ever let me feel smart bc it always came so easy to me

dream job? i’d love to work in cinema, directing is a dram of mine bc i really love seeing all the bts of movie and every little thing that was discussed, i also like photography so yeah

15 questions, 15 mutuals

Thanks @estrellami-1!! ❤️

1. Are you named after anyone? i'm named after myself actually, my mum was told she was having a boy so she had a name all picked out and then had to switch it up 😂

2. When was the last time you cried? i don't know because i cry all the bloody time, a nice story, a good song, i weep 🤷‍♀️

3. Do you have kids? no, got niblings though they're more than enough for me

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? moi? never

5. What sports do you play/have you played? all of them? thank you education system 👍🙄 i was on a basketball team for a while though

6. What’s the first thing you notice about people? i can't look people in the face (thank you autism) so always their clothing

7. What’s your eye color? green 💚

8. Scary movies or happy endings? happy endings always! i don't care if it's dull i have anxiety, alright?!

9. Any special talents? none i can think of 🤔

10. Where were you born? a little town in Yorkshire called Rotherham

11. What are your hobbies? reading, writing, cross-stitch. i used to enjoy photography but my college course killed the passion 🤷‍♀️

12. Do you have pets? yes! here's my little Teddy

13. How tall are you? 5ft 4

14. Favorite subject in school? physics! i wanted to be an astronaut but i failed my GCSE because i was in a car accident the morning of my exam

15. Dream job? idk i love being a carer idk what else i could do

This was a lot of fun!

No pressure tagging @flowercrowngods @its-all-ineffable @resident-gay-bitch @mickalaem @adhdsummer @mentallyundone @ispyblu @chocolateracconlights @newtstabber @scottiedoessknow @thegingerrapunzel @impossibelle @ohnofersure @waxed-wings @lisemnorge82 and anyone else who wants to 💖

[hueningkai]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHOI BEOMGYU ♥

[malleux]

behind the scenes. | corpse husband

-> Pairing: Corpse Husband x GN!Reader

-> Request: Yes

• “I need more corpse husband in my lifeee! Could you maybe do like a corpse x reader where the reader is dealing with a lotta self esteem issues n' depression and corpse is her boyfriend and makes her feel better- (also could the reader not be famous on youtube? That would be lovely <3) But anywho i love your blog and writing- if I had to simp for someone that someone would be you- <3 <3”

-> Genre: Fluff, Hurt/Comfort

-> Warnings: Body Image Issues, Depression, Insecurity

-> A/N: hi everyone. i’m sorry for taking so long to get this fic out LOL, it’s comp season and cheer has taken up Even More of my already packed schedule! once the season is over in like, december, i’ll be more active! sorry again, and i hope y’all enjoy!

the corpse husband taglist is closed!

Nothing.

In certain times, it’s not uncommon to feel nothing. Just a heavy, deep pressure in your chest as your limbs ache with every small movement. As your brain fills with negativity and spreads it out like a slow, painful disease.

Some days, it’s all okay. Some days, the iron claw of depression is wrapped so tightly around your throat that you think it’ll never let go. That you’ll never get out of bed again.

That you’ll never feel okay again.

When you lose yourself in the darkest place imaginable- your own mind- though, it isn’t long before a warmth comes to brighten up your day. It seeps itself through the cold exterior you put up and your self-defensive walls are nothing against the ray of literal sunshine that barrels its way into your arms in the morning.

The ray of sunshine being a certain dark haired boyfriend of yours.

“Do you need anything, baby? Food, blankets, anything? I’m here to help.” He whispered as he sat on the edge of your shared bed, carding his fingers through your hair. It was the only part of you he could reach, since you refused to pop your head out of the comforter.

You shook your head. “‘m okay.”

Corpse’s eyebrows furrowed in concern. “Can you at least try to shower and change clothes? A shower and some fresh clothes may help a little.”

They won’t. A little voice in your head immediately thought. The angel in your shoulder pushed that thought away as you slowly, but surely pushed yourself to sit upright. Corpse was worried and you felt guilty about making him that way, so you were going to comply with his wishes and try and make him feel better.

As you sat up, Corpse gently wrapped an arm around you and pulled you into his chest. You went with the movement easily, not having the motivation to say anything about it. He kissed the top of your head and squeezed you before moving away and letting you get up at your own pace.

As you trudged into the bathroom, Corpse still sat on the bed, watching and making sure you were okay. He knew you weren’t. Days like these didn’t happen too often, but when they did they hit you like a truck. His heart hurt- seeing you in pain made him upset and he wanted nothing more than to take your feelings and throw them into the ocean, never to be seen again.

But unfortunately, that wasn’t how it worked. Corpse would have to suffice with just being there for you. It never felt like enough, even when you assured him it was everything.

Corpse laid against his headboard and played on his phone, waiting for you to emerge when he heard a loud thump from the bathroom. Immediately he rushed over, knocking on the door.

“Baby, is everything okay?”

“Uh- uh, yeah, I just hit my hip on the counter.”

“Can I come in?”

You furrowed your eyebrows, but agreed nonetheless and unlocked the door. You were already dressed in a clean t-shirt and athletic shorts, standing in front of the mirror that you lost yourself staring at. The loud thump that Corpse heard was actually you punching the countertop in a desperate attempt to relieve your internal pain. Not that you would mention that to him, though.

Your boyfriend softly slipped his arms around your waist from behind and laid his head on your shoulder, looking at you in the mirror. You avoided eye contact, wanting nothing more than to stay away from the reflection of yourself that disappointed you so. You stayed quiet, however, focusing on your gaze on your hands that rested on Corpse’s.

He pressed a kiss against your cheek. “What do you see?”

It was a question you certainly weren’t expecting, nor was it welcome. You didn’t want to answer.

“Stupid. Ugly. Fat.” The words spilled out of your mouth anyways. “Why did you choose me, Corpse? You could do so much better.”

He took a deep breath. “I see my future.”

“What?”

“Y/N, you’ve been with me for a while. You’ve done nothing but supported and loved me throughout this entire relationship and I want to do the same for you. Forever. No matter what you think of yourself,I chose you because you’re you. I love you. I always will.”

Your lips tightened into a watery smile and you leaned further back into Corpse’s chest. His eyes never left yours, even when you turned around and kissed his cheek.

“I will always love you, too.”

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[totallypathet]

Episode Nine

Is it just me, or is anyone else less of a Jeff Goldblum fan after that show? Very bizarre. Speaking of bizarre, can we talk about Roople's wardrobe this season? Theres been a few looks I've absolutely hated, but that look he wore on the main stage was actually heinous. I mean honestly, what is he spending that fracking money on? Bc it ain't wardrobe, hair or makeup.

Let's chat quickly about the mini challenge as well. Remember when mini challenges were fun, light entertainment sketches instead of straight up advertisements? Greed ain't a good look Roop.

The main challenge this week was a really great concept. It worked well in season 4 (except for PhiPhi, but that's to be expected), it makes sense to bring it back for another election year. I also think it was a great choice to bring it back this year, it opens the door for really important political conversations - like the struggles of being LGBT+ in conservative states, being black or a POC in the US in general, being an immigrant... I'm so glad that the space was given for the queens (Widow and Jackie in particular) to have those conversations. However, I think there was too many queens to make that debate coherent. They didn't give it enough time, the editing was bizarre, and it was really tough to follow what was actually happening and who did well/didn't do well.

All that said, let's jump into the breakdown...

1. Crystal Methyd

Crystal makes me proud every week, and this week was no exception! She just jumps from strength to strength and I love her more and more each week! Her debate was pretty good, I love that she really leant into the drag aspect, and (obviously) her mullet, and she made me laugh! I enjoyed her. And her loooooook on the runway!! She was giving me lifeee, I just absolutely loved it! I didn't get what carson was saying about it being too much at all - it was very Alyssa Edwards, like it should be too much but it just works. The hat, with the blue hair, and her make-up, I loved all of it. Great night for Crystal!

2. Gigi Goode

Gigi suffered from the edit I think this week. I get that she was going for this robotic character, but she didn't really get the time to build, it was too fast paced. But also I definitely get what the judges were saying, she's clearly not very politically engaged, which is a shame. I think in these times we all have to be a little bit politically aware - I'm not saying you have to know every detail and get news alerts every 5 seconds, but you just have to know a bit, yknow? I'm not even American and I feel like I probably know US politics better than Gigi does.

Also, we've seen the robotic character before. Show us something new.

I didn't live for her runway either. It seemed like a less good version of her entrance look. It felt lazy somehow, and I just wonder if Widow had worn it would the judges have gagged over it so much? Or did it only work bc Gigi is a skinny white queen? I dont know. I think Gigi should have been lip syncing this week - but I guess the producers know they can't pit her against Widow because Widow would wipe the floor with her.

I feel like Gigi is coasting, and it's a shame. She's better than this. I wonder if maybe she might have needed another couple of years just to really solidify her star power.

3. Heidi N Closet

The thing that confused me most about Heidi this week was that in the work room she had that really great slogan "no more closets" that she was toting, then she didn't say it once in the challenge? I didn't get it. Regardless, I thought Heidi was great in the challenge! She looked the part, she gave me that conservative Southern Belle character with her (literal) pearl clutching, I enjoyed it. She looked like she was having fun, and that's my favourite thing on this show; when I watch a queen have fun, I have fun. Loved it.

Her look on the runway was cute, she did the assignment, she looked great. It wasn't particularly creative, but I enjoyed it. Really strong night for Heidi.

4. Jackie Cox

Jackie was so so so important this week. Of course, as Persian LGBT+ representation, she's always important, but this week really opened the door for her to delve deeper into her story, and talk about how important it is to be politically aware, how affected immigrant families are under Tr*mp's presidency, how affected Muslims are, the importance of voting, what the word "American" means... so so so important. I'm so glad she told her story, and I'm so proud of her for representing her heritage.

Having said that, she wasn't great in the debate. I thought the Canadian thing was funny, but it didn't develop, it just sort of flat lined. And it was a shame, because she fully looked the campaign trail part.

Her runway look was perfect. It was so powerful, and so beautiful, and it will have touched so many LGBT+ muslims around the world.

5. Jaida Essence Hall

Jaida was so good this week. I loved her character in the main challenge, it was so absurd that it was just hilarious! And she managed it being absurd and funny on the top layer, and underneath was this perfect satire and cynicism. And she was so quick! So witty! And she looked like she was having so much fun. I remember I said a few weeks ago that I felt a little bit disconnected from Jaida, but this week i felt like we were just seeing pure Jaida. She was just enjoying herself and I related to her so much. I was so happy watching her this week. She fully deserved her win.

However. I hated her runway. I dont know why! I just really hated it. Her hair and makeup was beautiful (of course!) but that outfit was just... I don't know, it confused me. Maybe that was the point, maybe it was an extension of her character in the challenge and I just didn't get that!

6. Widow Von Du

I'm so sad about Widow. I absolutely adore her, she was one of my absolute favourites from the beginning; watching her go right after Jan was so hard.

I do think she deserved to be in the bottom, which is kind of shitty because she didn't do a bad job at all! It's just that she wasn't that funny, and we all know that that's the trick to this show. She really looked the part, and she had some jokes, I just wonder if she was off rhythm because she was so tired. And then as soon as she got frustrated on the runway, we knew it was all she wrote. Which is also shitty! She was frustrated, and she had every right to be! It seemed like she couldn't do right in front of the judges. I felt like she was just airing her feelings and expressing her emotions. I don't know why the judges are so opposed to that on the main stage. Like it seems to be fine when they just demurely cry, but as soon as they have something to say about the critiques, no matter how valid it is, they get bashed for "not taking constructive feedback". I dont like that - she's upset, she should be allowed to be upset. If you dont like it that much, cut it out in the edit, but damn she's allowed to have feelings.

Also I loved her look this week. So powerful, so important, so beautiful.

I just hope she knows how incredible she is, and is able to recognise how great her work was throughout the show.

I do have a couple of other things to say about this episode (me? Have opinions? Unheard of!).

First of all, Jeff Goldblum was way out of line talking about Islam being homophobic/sexist. Jackie was making an important statement about how important representation is, and it was totally inappropriate to turn that into a religious debate. I do think it's so important to talk about LGBT+ rights and womens rights globally, but it's also really important to distinguish between culture and religion. And even more important to recognise the difference between governmental culture and social culture. It's an incredibly nuanced topic, and he clearly isn't well informed. To be honest though, even if he hadn't said it the way he said it; he shouldn't have been talking over her about issues that directly affect her. The whole thing was inappropriate. At worst, it was racist/islamophobic, at best it was tone deaf and misjudged.

Secondly, let's all just take a moment to think about how this episode dealt with politics, politically charged subjects and patriotism; and how interesting it is that the two queens who chose to represent black and Muslim empowerment were in the bottom two. Just something to think about.

[myillicitaffairsx]

so here's my personal analysis of «illicit affairs» by @taylorswift, based on my personal experience and point of view, feel free to share yours or tell me if you agree with something.

illicit affairs

«tell your friends you're out for a run

you'll be flushed when you return»

the thing everyone talks about, clearly referencing having sex with someone in secret, you need to tell your friends that you are going to exercise to explain why you're all tired and sweaty.

«tell yourself you can always stop»

this line, for me, it's something you say to yourself when you know you're doing the wrong thing but you still want to do it (in this song, being the third one in a relationship), like when you're doing drugs, you tell yourself that you can stop doing them whenever you want, that you have the situation under control, but you know it's not true, you just stop when it's too late. btw, i think that throughout the years, taylor's compared love to a drug, in this case, it's the worst of them all cause it's a forbidden love.

«what started in beautiful rooms

ends with meetings in parking lots»

i find two meanings here, first, I can picture the first date with the person, a beautiful hotel room where you're going to have sex for the first time, at the begining everything's beautiful, you're not afraid of being discovered, not being loyal it's not a big problem at this point, you just see it as a one time mistake, you think that 'you can always stop', but with time, everything gets worse, the partner starts to being suspicious about the situation, you can't scape from them, you need to be more careful if you don't want to be discovered, so, you end up meeting the other person in a parking lot, where no one would imagine that a pair of lovers meet to have an encounter.

second, it's not literal, it's more like a poetic description of the decline of the relationship, at the begining you see everything as beautiful as a hotel room made for lovers, but with the days/weeks/months passing by, beautiful hotel rooms turn into parking lots where the magic's gone, now you don't have this picture perfect room, you have a gray area, the relationship goes from beautiful and exquisite to ugly and ordinary.

«it's born from just one single glance»

talking about being a cheater, a single glance means a lot, you don't even need words to tell the other one that you want something from them, you just see the other person into their eyes and you know exactly what you're both thinking, you want each other, no matter what.

«leave the perfume on the shelf

that you picked out just for him

so you leave no trace behind

like you don't even exist»

when you're preparing to see your lover you want to be as pretty as possible, you want to look and smell good, it's pretty probable that your partner has already said some positive comments about you lipstick, your perfume or your clothes, but you don't need to forget that you're involved in some illicit affairs, you can't use perfume cause the smells stays in the clothes, so even you've spent hours looking for the perfume that he prefers, you don't wear it, you leave it for another occasion. you can't allow yourself to ruin the relationship with small mistakes like those, you can't leave traces that indicate that you've been together, you're together, but you're not a couple, you don't exist in each other's public life, everything's private, just for the two of you.

«take the words for what they are»

words are words, don't overthink, don't look for double meanings, words aren't actions, don't trust him just because you love him.

«a drug that only worked

the first few hundred times»

once again comparing love to a drug, being addicted to a feeling (or in this case, to a person), the drug doesn't work always, but it works enough times to keep you there for a while.

«they show their truth one single time

but they lie, and they lie, and they lie

a billion little times»

when you're the third one in a relationship there's only one time when you know the truth: at the begining, you're conscious that he's with another person, that you're not the one and that probably you'll never be. the lies come with time, cause he's not only lying to his partner, he lies to you, he lies about where he's going, what he's doing, he lies about dates, hours, places, people, the cheater lies everyday, hides the truth to everyone, he can't be trusted.

«you taught me a secret language

i can't speak with anyone else»

being a linguist student, this part gives me lifeee.

creating a language just for the two of you is even more intimate that having sex, you share a different and more powerful bond and just the two of you are capable of understanding it, but when you think about the end of the relationship it gets sad... languages die when there's no native speaker alive and throughout history we've seen stories where the two last native speakers of a language don't talk to each other and die, inevitably causing that the language dies with them, in this case, just imagining, i can picture the end of the romance, when the affair is over they don't see/talk to each other ever again and the secret language dies, cause even if they can speak it, there's no other person in the world who can understand it like they did.

let's talk about linguistics for this part of the song, the linguistic sign is divided in 3: signifier (signifié), signified (signifiant) and referent (référent), the signifier is the mental image we have about something, everyone has a different signifier on their minds, the signified is the word (written or spoken) and the referent is based in the things we now, our experience and context, so, even we listen to the same word, the meaning's going to be different in every head. on this case, the only two people that can have the same referent are the cheaters cause it's a special language they've been creating to communicate and exist just in their heads, they can teach it to others but it won't be the same.

«and you know damn well

for you I would ruin myself

a million little times»

he knows exactly what she's capable of for him, she has left everything, including her dignity, just to be with him even if that means that they're not going to be in a formal relationship, she's capable of ruining her life and left her dignity behind just to make him happy, he's not loosing, the only person loosing in that relationship is her.

[deadontheinsidebut]

I'm going to pretend that I didn't sleep in between every class today just because you called me productive 🥺🥺AND UGHHHHH, I hate it when advisors/ school counselors brush people off??? like?? that's literally your job?? DO IT. But nooooooo!!! You're so valid!!! He's just being a grumpy old man >:(( can you request a new one? If not i'll totally fight the school for you hshsh. I'LL TRY TO GIVE YOU ALL THE MORAL SUPPORT YOU NEED THIS YEAR!!! 💕🎉 💕 🍙

BAHHAHA I mean sleep is essential so I don’t blame you 😌✨💅🏻

AND BRO IK I’m like dude... it’s your only job pls do it correctly. It’s not that difficult. It also doesn’t help that since he’s so old he regards it as “little girl problems” and I’m just like 👁👄👁🤚🏻

And no I can’t request a new one :((( Covid is alr difficult enough as it is and they don’t have time to sort things out for one measly student unfortunately

I LOVE YOUUUU OMG PLS I WILL SUPPORT YOU THIS SCHOOL YEAR AS WELL TY FOR BEING IN MY LIFEEE

[captainkippen]

hi! i'd absolutely love to write this fic myself but a)i procrastinate and b) my writing could never be as good as yours so anyways could i get a fluffy tj teaching cyrus how to play basketball fic? surprisingly i don't think i've ever seen a fic done of this and i need it in my lifeee! tysm 💜

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Your writing could be the best in the world with enough practice! Have more faith in yourself. This is a lovely prompt btw, so here you go.

“I need you to teach me how to play basketball.”

TJ looks up to find Cyrus dropping his bag down next to him looking exhausted. TJ has been hiding under a tree at the back of the football field for about two hours now - he’s had a free period and he’s avoiding geography. Pop tests are dumb and rivers are stupid, he doesn’t need to be graded on his knowledge about them. This is the spot he usually picks to sneak away to, so he’s not surprised that Cyrus has found him, but he’s definitely surprised by Cyrus’ request.

“You want me to what?”

“Teach me to play basketball.”

“But… you hate sports?”

It’s true. Cyrus is the least athletic person TJ knows. He takes dance because he was forced to for P.E. and sometimes he runs when he gets overexcited about baby taters, but that’s about it for exercise when it comes to Cyrus. He’s attended God knows how many basketball games and track meets to support TJ and Buffy, but somehow he’s managed to fall asleep about halfway through every one of them.

“That’s correct,” Cyrus confirms.

TJ frowns. “If this is a joke I don’t get it.”

Cyrus sighs and sits down next to him, leaning his back against the tree and kicking his long legs out in front of him.

“So you know Jacob Szabo?”

“The kid who lies a lot?”

“Yeah, him. Anyway, we have homeroom together and today he made fun of me for being uncoordinated, and Buffy told me I should stand up for myself more so I said I wasn’t uncoordinated, it was just that walking in a straight line wasn’t my best sport and he asked what my best sport was so-”

“You said basketball,” TJ finishes, shaking his head a little in disbelief. “Are you serious? We try to explain the points system to you once and you gave up immediately. I watched you literally knock yourself out with my ball once. You tell me on a weekly basis that basketball shorts give you the heebie-jeebies.”

“I didn’t say it was a smart thing to say, I just said it was a thing that I said,” Cyrus replies, laughing slightly as he gives TJ a soft shove to the shoulder. “But now he wants proof.”

“Wait… he believed you when you said you play basketball? Like enough to want proof?”

“I know. I was shocked too.”

“No offence, but Jacob Szabo’s an idiot.”

“None taken. No one’s more aware of my lack of athletic talent than I am,” Cyrus sighs.

TJ nudges him gently. “Hey… you can do a somersault now, at least? And it’s a good thing I’m varsity captain, ‘cause if you’re gonna learn it’s gonna have to be from the best.”

“So you’ll do it?” The way Cyrus grins at him makes TJ’s heart feel like it’s doing backflips.

“Of course I will, Underdog.”

“Okay, this was a mistake,” Cyrus says, failing completely to catch the ball that TJ bounces at him. It’s Saturday morning and TJ’s managed to convince Coach Rez to give them access to the school’s gym to practice in. Cyrus and early mornings don’t really go together, which is proved by the fact that he hasn’t even bothered to style his hair today. TJ had practically had to drag him out of bed so they could leave on time.

“We haven’t even started properly yet!”

“But I already suck.”

“That’s the point of practising, like… what did you expect?”

“I don’t know,” Cyrus admits. “I thought maybe it’d be like in the movies where I ask you to help and you agree, albeit reluctantly, and then there’s a cool montage where I’m terrible at first but I eventually get the hang of it and by the end of the session I’m a total b-ball legend.”

TJ grins. “Did you just call it b-ball?”

Cyrus sticks his tongue out then picks up a ball and tosses it at him. TJ laughs as he catches it with perfect grace.

“Ugh, stop being so gifted. It’s unnecessary,” Cyrus complains, then mumbles, “you’re already good at everything else.”

While it’s definitely good for his own ego, TJ can see Cyrus’ taking a hit. Cyrus has a habit of casually tearing himself down. It’s something that TJ never tolerated, and he won’t start letting him do it now. He tosses the ball back at Cyrus again.

“You want that movie-montage? Then you gotta go through the part where you’re terrible at first, right?” He says. “C’mon, you can do this. You’re Cyrus fucking Goodman. Let me hear you say it.”

Cyrus stares at him. TJ nods encouragingly.

“I’m Cyrus… freaking Goodman?”

“You know what? That’s good enough.”

By the end of a relatively gruelling three hours, the two of them are sprawled in sweaty heaps across the bleachers slowly getting their breath back. It’s been a fun afternoon, though that shouldn’t surprise TJ because it’s fun whenever he gets to spend time alone with Cyrus. He should’ve thought about trying to teach him basketball before honestly, it’s turned out to have so many more pros than he could imagine. For one, there had been a moment earlier where Cyrus wasn’t quite getting the hang of shots, so TJ had an excuse to press up against his back and wrap his arms around him to show him the correct positioning. It wasn’t totally necessary, but… well. He’d seen an opportunity and he’d taken it. Cyrus had even started getting the hang of the game before they finished. Progress.

“You good?” He asks Cyrus, who’s currently gulping down water from his bottle like a fish.

Cyrus nods and wipes his mouth with the back of his hand. He looks unfairly good; it’s a torment to TJ. His hair flops into his eyes, forcing him to push it back every few seconds, and he looks so soft in his t-shirt and gym shorts like he would be very easy to cuddle right now.

“Are you?”

“I’m great,” TJ spreads out so he’s lying on the bench. He watches as Cyrus stands up, kicks slightly at one of the balls by his feet, then wanders over to TJ. He kneels down next to him, and TJ turns his head so they’re face to face.

There’s an odd look on Cyrus’ face like he’s deciding whether or not to do something, and TJ can’t work it out at all. It’s a little frustrating; he’s used to being able to read Cyrus like an open book.

“What’s up?

Cyrus shrugs and brushes TJ’s hair away from where it’s fallen across his forehead, then lets his finger trace gently down the side of his face and across his jawline. TJ holds his breath. It feels like something’s happening, but he doesn’t want to do anything in case he’s getting the wrong message. Then, in a swift move that surprises him completely, Cyrus leans in and presses their lips together.

The kiss is tender and exploratory. It feels so comfortable and TJ can’t imagine ever feeling this right with anybody else. He lifts his hand, trying to ignore the slight tremors going through it, and slides it into Cyrus’ hair to carefully pull him closer. Cyrus presses in more, opening his mouth slightly and letting TJ nip softly at his lower lip. He never wants to stop kissing him, and a sense of disappointment envelopes TJ when Cyrus pulls away. Fortunately, Cyrus doesn’t look like he regrets making a move at all. He has a small satisfied smile on his face.

“I’ve been waiting to do that forever,” he admits.

“Really?”

He nods.

“What made you do it now?”

He shrugs again. “You just looked… inviting. I don’t know. It felt like the right moment. Was I wrong?”

“No,” TJ says, smiling. “You were right. You’re always right.”

[zaynbirthday-blog]

If the word is againts you I would be againts the world FOR YOU

There are so many things I want to say... Zayn I remember when I first knew about you it was on August of 2011 I came back to school after summer break and everyone was talking about this cool boy band and I was loose I didn't care for the first weeks then September came and boy I was desperate I just need to know about this band I ask how I could search you and someone tell me the name of the band and this song "what makes you beautiful" i didn't write correctly I write "what make yuo beituful".. I know a shame but Hey!! I was 10 years old my native language is Spanish and I never took English classes before...well I got home saying over and over again the name when I first watch the video what catch me first was you and those eyes I don't know what but oh Zayn I was down for them I quickly look for the name of the members and when I saw more pictures of you I knew I fell for you I mean those eyes they were so mysterious they had( and they still having) that thing that attracts me to them and your smile? Ha! Boy I don't know what to tell but yes with my 10 years old I fell for you. I remember how bad I used to say your name 😣😂 but when went back to school the next day I couldn't stop talking about you! How Crazy is that... years went by and let me tell you one thing my love for you only did one thing and is growing you break my heart but you put all the pieces together my life wouldn't be the same without you in it you know why? Because you Zayn..you're my little sunshine when I talk about you is like there is nothing else to talk about you mean the world for me the only thing I want for you is your happiness and for you to be healthy no only physically but mentally.. I may not have anxiety as you do and you may think "is easy for you to say it when you're not struggling with it day by day"  I don't know if you feel like I do but that moment when your heart is beating so fast that you feel like is going out of your chest, when you're missing the air, when your hands shake so bad you don't know what to do with them and your mind is everywhere but where it should be just remember you're not alone! Somehow I'm (well all of us) are right there next to you whispering how much we love you imagine I (or who ever you want of the Zquad can be all of us) hold your hand I make you look into my eyes I give a soft smile and I tell you that it's ok and then suddenly you close your eyes I get you close to me and my arms are around your waist my hand go into your back up and down while I tell you how much I love you, how much you mean to me how important you are and that you can handle it, you're so strong you're gentle you're humble you're caring and YOU ARE LOVED!! I hope you think about that if you ever need it....

My love, my dear, my bad boy in Spanish I used to call you " mi niño de piel canela pasión" that in English doesn't make sense but it means "my boy with cinnamon skin passion" I told you it make no sense... Zayn... I can keep writing but I don't know if you're going to read it anyway I hope you do

Happy birthday my love I hope that this new year that it's been given to you comes with a lot of success love and happiness because I miss your smile I hope that you find peace that you get in a point in life where you just know everything is going to be fine that yes there many storms to come but you're going to be able to go through them because you're strong and capable hope that if something negative come in the way you don't let it affect you as much THAT if you ever EVER need someone to talk you know you can look for us (this is you right know. "I love you guys but I wouldn't tell my business at all to you that is just to personal and I want to keep to my self😂) it's okey I understand that we love you anyway!... So as I was saying you're so strong don't let the hate get to you be smart don't let people hold you back if you need to say something do it! I want to hear you I will support you. You want to know why? Simple IF THE WORLD IS AGAINTS YOU I WILL BE AGAINTS THE WORLD FOR YOU.. you will always have me!!! It may no be a lot but is something hope all your dreams become real I love you and every single bit if you love your eyes, your eyelashes, your eyebrows, your dimple, your smile and your accent!! Forever loving that thing you do with your nose when you're smiling your jawline gives me lifeee remember that! And your voice brings me peace everytime I hear you singing and those high notes!! OH MYYY they give me chills and take me a smile well when it comes to you I can't stop smiling LOVE YOU ALWAYS AND FOREVER  Ambar(yes like that no Amber 🤷‍♀️) hope since now I'm your favorite Dominican with brown eyes

ALSOOOOOOO thank you!! Massive amounts of appreciation for you because you helped me a lot to learn English it may no be the best but is something that I learned throught the years thanks to the music you made and certain people too... I now live is NY and you dont have an idea of how much you have help me with this you may not believe it but is true I am who I am with your help you put a lot on it you make me want to be successful go out there and fights for my dreams even when there is people that would like to stop me so if you read this.. is my last year in HS I'm going to college and going to work hard on a Master in business I want you to be the first person I dedicate to I promise I'm going to get it is your day enjoy it 

I LOVE YOU ZAYN MALIK YOU'RE MY ONLY AND ONLY 

Ps.. sorry if there is something wrong I'm not that great