#but interacting w people on the floor is so much less strenuous becsuse its like

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ever since i spent months on end without being main cashier its like im seriously so miserable when im on register as main like i seriously want to explode it takes everything within me not to start copping an attitude at people and the real reason i feel like the joker about it is that they arent even doing anything wrong really its just the fact theyre a customer and interacting with me at all is just inherently annoying down to my very soul

im so sick of people being like sorry i cant hear you and its like i know i talk quietly but like 90% of people DO hear me when i talk in my customer service voice but the “i cant hear you” is just often enough to irk the hell out of me like do you want me to start screaming in your face HI HOW ARE YOU TODAY because it seems like no matter how loud i talk you bitches still cant fucking hear me im so damn sick of repeating myself it is bad enough having to do the normal cashier script without having to say “do you have a rewards phone number with us” TEN TIMES IN A ROW

and im so sick of saying next on register 6 and people just STARE at me as i am literally yelling st the top of my lungs and waving my hand and they just stare at me literally the next time this happens i might switch my register light to the flashing mode because what the fuck else am i supposed to do do you people just live in la la land i just dont GET IT

and i know i cant force people to sign up for rewards and on a personal non employee level i dont blame them because the emails you get are so spammy but like you can unsubscribe from the emails and yeah on an employee level its so irksome to have someone spend four hundred fucking dollars and they refuse to use a rewards account like bitch you can earn like $50 BACK ON THAT !! that is cray cray and they sit there deliberating and then decide no and each time it happens i feel my percentage tick ever downwards and its sooo. Grrr

And then that woman. No i dont want a rewards account. BUT CAN I OPEN A CREDIT CARD WITH YOU. WHAT WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN !!! the main appeal of a credit card is thst you earn 9% rewards back compared to the normal 3% so of course the card is only open to rewards members bc otherwise why would you even open a card w michaels if you receive no benefits from it? BUT NOT THIS LADY! REFUSES to give me her email and phone number for rewards but is so gung fucking ho about opening a damn credit card which yknow requires HOME ADDRESS. DRIVERS LICENSE. FUCKING SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER. so not only does my percentage tick ever downwards but now whatever metric theyre measuring for credit card applications will also tick ever downwards