#but in my these boys (or girls or theys) are already getting tortured so like

[syndianites]

Seeing all the trans headcanons and general queer headcanons for marble hornets is so funny bc it’s like:

“Tim has been haunted by an unknown entity for the majority of his life and said entity has decided to target people close to him and Tim isn’t sure he’ll ever know real peace or happiness. Oh, also he’s trans, slay king.”

Like, the Operator? Horrifying, deadly, bane of his existence. Being trans? Big chillin, figured that out between getting gaslit and tormented and going “what else are people wrong about” and it ended up being his gender lmaoooo

[ahoney--girl]

Han

Uh...Public-Ish. sex but not really. Smut for sure.

“You look good enough to eat babe.” Han breathes into your eye, his hand on your lower back dropping a little to graze over you ass. His other hand waives to his band mates as you two walk into the club. “I want to fuck you dumb right here and now.” He kisses your neck lightly as he directs you two into the V.I.P section of the club your hand slides behind your back to grip him through his pants lightly. “What's stopping you?” He laughs and kisses your check. “Don’t start something you can’t finish, you know about my kinks.” Winking he presses your hand harder onto his bulge unabashedly. His exhibition kink was something you are well aware of and knew he had no problem acting on anytime the opportunity presented itself. “Hey guys.” He went around hugging the guys first then you went after. Hugging Felix last you turn to see Han already seated on the only solo chair beside the couch. Patting his lap with a smile you roll your eyes walking to him sitting down. His hands go to take real estate on your thighs rubbing them over your body con dress. The boys continue an intense debate that you loose focuses on because of Han’s increasing massages on your legs humming the beat of the slow song playing.“just gorgeous babe.” He whispers kissing the back of your neck then the side. “Can you guys get a room.” Chan snaps playfully looking to you two siping on his drink making eye contact with you, winking before meeting Hans eyes. “I mean we could....” He shrugs behind you. “Or we could just….put on a little show for some of my girls biggest fans” He continues raising his hand further up into your dress. “What?” You question looking from face to face. The boys look at you and then Han with raising eyebrows challenging him. “Oh, that’s right.. I haven’t told you.” Han laughed circling his fingers over your panties. “I walked in on the boys here the other day...” The boys looked at you unashamed of the comment just confirming. “Talking about how sexy you are, and how everything you do drives them insane, they especially were tortured with those crop tops you posted pictures in...” His finger slips into your panties easily rubbing your clint.“You know the ones,.. the one the fans sent you with each of their names on it.” His finger slipped in effortlessly you moaned at the feeling but clenched needing more, Han chuckled knowing exactly what you needed. “They said they almost busted just seeing you in a shirt with their names on it.....I would make fun of them but then again...I thought about those photos you sent me with my name shirt on with those panties in the mirror and fuck babe….I couldn’t blame them,...I think about them at least once a day.” His other hand grips your shaking thighs pulling them open further for better viewing. The boys drink in the sight of you arching on Han’s thighs moaning at the feeling of his finger moving slowly inside of you. Barely curling not nearly enough to give you the full experience you know he can give you. You let out a frustrated huff brining your hand to your bottom half trying to give yourself more of what you need. Han tsk’s at you slapping your hand. “Now now baby don’t do that” Chan’s voice cuts in the air. “Don’t be impatient let us take care of you....” Changbin finishes smirking as you moan making eye contact with each member. “You heard the audience.”Han hums into your ear licking lightly before pulling. Moaning again louder theis tim eyu move your hands behind your back so they are folded the way Han likes them when he ties you up. Chuckling darkly Han moves his face from resting in yoru neck to look at the boys.“She does love to please.” Returning to kissing along the side of your neck. “Let’s put on a good show yeah?” He questions with a smirk his head pushing yours to look at him. “Yes sir let’s.” 

[atombombbagel]

that torture reaction was on point, well done! could we please have the companions comforting Sole after the event when all the torturers have been dealt with? I like my hurt with a side dish of comfort :) love your blog

Thank you for your kind words :)

Cait:Cait spat on the last of the raiders, brushing her hands on the thighs of hertrousers. She kept good on her words, she broke free and butchered every lastraider that had put their hands on Sole, just like she said she would. Sheuntied the ropes wrapped around Sole’s wrists, catching a weak Sole in her armswhen they flopped to the ground.

“Repeat this and I’ll deny it, ya hear,“ Cait started, mildly joking, “I was so worried about ye,“ she held Sole’sface in her hands, blood from the cuts on Sole’s cheeks leaking onto her palms.First, Cait was going to find some goddamn supplies in this place and then shewas going to patch up Sole’s wounds, like they’d done for her that one time.She didn’t want Sole hobbling around downtown Boston the way they were, itwould be a vulnerability. They’d camp out here until Sole could actually standon their own two feet.

Curie:Curie had closed her eyes when Sole regained enough strength to headbutt theirattacker, she didn’t want to watch, she couldn’t. Sole had managed to single handilyget out of their restraints, kill the raiders and save their girlfriend fromthe same fate they’d endured. Sole knelt down in front of Curie, using a knifethey’d found to cut Curie’s bonds. The corners of Sole’s mouth tilted up,sending a flash of warm heat through Curie. They were alive and right now thatwas enough, although Curie wasn’t going to let Sole go around with the cuts andbruises they had, insisting to patch them up. Sole broke the silence by pullingCurie into them, hugging them tightly as Curie lightly wept into their chest.It was more Sole comforting Curie on this one, the innocent girl had seenenough.

Danse:Once the raiders saw Danse shove his body through the cage, they were startledto say the least. Half the raiders ran for their lives, scared of the muchbigger, stronger and pissed of man and the rest, well Danse made sure theywouldn’t bother anyone ever again. Danse sliced through the ropes holding Solecaptive, holding them by the shoulders as they struggled to stand up.

“Thank you,“ Sole whispered,their voice dull and numb from having to scream so much. Danse finally smiled,brushing strands of Sole’s hair from their face and tucking them behind their ear.Sole reciprocated the smile as Danse pulled them into his towering frame,nearly crushing them with a loving hug, a hug that said, I’m so glad you’re safe. Sole breathed out a sigh of relief meltinginto Danse’s warm body, taking in his scent. Because when you’re on the vergeof dying you forget the little things and Sole wasn’t going to take them forgranted.

“C’mon, we should leave in case the othersreturn, plus there’s a hot shower with our names on it,“ Danse, held outhis hand, smiling when Sole grabbed onto it firmly.

Deacon:Deacon always hid a spare blade up his sleeve and it’s a good thing he hadn’t beenfrisked because he’d have been screwed. He cut his way through the ropes andsnuck behind one of the posts. Being the master of disguises, it wasn’t surprisingthat he’d knocked out a raider and put on their attire. The group definitely wasn’texpecting to be taken out by one of their own, well that’s what they thoughtanyway.

“You’re so good at that,“ Solemused as Deacon sliced off the ropes around their wrists. Deacon wagged hiseyebrows at Sole, he couldn’t bring himself to smile, not after what he’d witnessedbut he sure as hell could kiss Sole right now. Sole melted into the hot kissthey’d been dragged into by Deacon, their fingers gripping onto his shirt asthey pulled him in further.

“This will be one hell of a story totell the grandkids,“ Deacon joked, pulling Sole into his side as hewalked along with them, “But until then, let’s get you looking like your usual,beautiful self,“ Deacon even scrounged up enough caps to pay for the doctorhimself, wanted to prove how much he cared about Sole, even when they insisted hedidn’t.

Hancock:Hancock had waited until the dead of night, when the raiders had foolishlyfallen asleep, to break out of the camp, untying Sole and pulling them alongwith him, sneaking out of the camp. Luckily, they weren’t too far from one ofSole’s settlements. It was only until they were out of earshot and sight thatHancock let out a breath he hadn’t realised he’d been holding in. The sight ofhis lovers bruised and battered body really upset him, what upset him more wasthe fact he couldn’t do anything to prevent it.

“I know that look, don’t beat yourselfup over it, we’re okay now,“ Sole assured, squeezing Hancock’s hand.Hancock looked down at Sole’s hand, pulling it up and placing one little kissto it. He then took of his jacket, placing it over Sole’s shoulders, noticingthem shivering.

“I was so scared Sunshine,“ His voicecracked, making him pause.

“I know,“ Sole smiled reassuringly,pulling Hancock into an embrace, their hands wrapped around his neck as theyheld him to them, “when we get back, just be with me, ok?“ Sole added, “Ijust want you near me,“

“Well I’m not going to turn that offerdown, now am I,“ Hancock winked, making light of the situation, like hetends to do.

Nick:If it wasn’t for that familiar face to walk through the gates of the raidercamp, Sole and Nick would be in deep shit right now.

“Nicky? Is that you?“ the raiderhad insisted they’d be released immediately and apologised profusely, but onlybecause Nick had saved one of his own, sparing him in the process. But he didthreaten that they don’t come back here again, or they would be toast.

“It’s a good thing I’m dating a well-knowndetective,“ Sole jested, making Nick chuckle a little. He couldn’t helpbut frown at the thought of Sole getting seriously hurt, and if it wasn’t forthat raider-. Nick wouldn’t let Sole come on any of his cases until they werefully healed, always afraid they’d get hurt again. And as Sole was healing hewas by them the whole time, spending all day in bed as he told them stories ofthe many cases he’d been on. He just lay there as Sole slept on his chest, he’drun his fingers through their hair, smiling to himself, because he was one luckybot.

MacCready:MacCready had had enough of watching the one he loves get tortured, so he didwhat any sane person would do. He used his foot to kick behind him and hit thefella holding him in the balls. They instantly let go of him, doubling over, givingMacCready leverage to take his sidearm and kill him with it. The gunner holdingSole, hit Sole in the back of the head, hard enough to knock them out.

MacCready held an unconsciousSole in his arms, he may be small, but he is stronger than he looked. Hecarried Sole to an abandoned building not to far from where they were held. Therewasn’t much he could do to help Sole until they woke up, but for now he watchedover them, constantly checking if they were still breathing. He didn’t get muchsleep because he wanted to make sure no harm came to Sole, never again, he sworeto himself.

Piper:They’d escaped alive, a bit battered but alive and that’s all that mattered.Piper didn’t waste any time, pulling Sole into their chest as she hugged themtightly, her fingers brushing softly through their hair. She never thought she’dget to hold them ever again and she was going to make the most of it.

“I. love. you,“ Piper mumbled inbetween kisses causing Sole to let out a small chuckle, which they winced at whena sharp pain shot through their ribs, “I’m getting you to the doctor,“Piper was very affectionate when she wanted to be and this definitely warrantedthat. Piper held Sole’s hand the entire time they got patched up, squeezing itsoftly when they showed pain on their face. She was glad they were alive, soglad.

Preston: Preston couldn’t hidethe smile from his face as he took down the raiders torturing Sole, he couldn’tsave the people in Quincy, but this time he protected Sole, kind of. I mean, Solewas still in a bad condition, but he’d saved them from a worse fate.

“You did it,“ Sole pointed outand that only added to Preston’s already prominent grin. Preston pulled Soleinto his chest, burying his head in the crook of their neck, kissing it gently.

“You believed in me,“ Prestonadded.

“Of course I did, I always have, yousaved me today,“ Sole gently brushed their fingers down the side ofPreston’s face, guiding him in for a much needed kiss. Preston didn’t leavetheir side throughout their recovery, he’d brought them soup like every night,holding them close when they drifted off to sleep. And he’d continue to dothat, because although they’d made it this time, next time they may not be solucky.

Gage: Gagelaughed to himself at the stupidity of these pathetic Raider’s that had boundhim up, because the one thing they didn’t do, which they really should have,was checked his body for weapons. Gage kept his cool, not giving away the factthat he’d sliced through his ties with the combat knife he’d kept well hidden.

“Sorry boys,” he mused as he grabbed the two raiders infront of Sole by their shoulders and smashed their two heads together, knockingthe both of them out. But he didn’t stop there, oh no, he grabbed the shot gun,one had dropped, from the ground and stuck a shell in both of their heads. Whenthe third raider had spotted him, they’d tried to leg it, only for Gage to tosshis knife in their direction hitting the raider in the back in between hisshoulder blades. He nonchalantly walked over to the bastard and yanked hisknife out of their flesh, finishing him off with a shotgun shell to the back oftheir head before walking back towards Sole.

He cut through the ropes binding Sole and before he couldget a chance to say anything, Sole had jumped on him, attacking his lipshungrily with their own. He chuckled into their mouth as he kissed them back, droppingthe weapon to the ground as his hands grabbed onto Sole’s ass.

“I totally could’ve handled myself,” Sole joked into Gage’slips, causing a chuckled to escape from him.

“Uh huh, sure boss, whatever you say.”

Mason: Mason finished off the last raider, beating him to death with bare hands, that were now covered in the blood of Sole’s torturers, he’d made sure they suffered more than Sole had, dragging out their deaths for as long as possible. Sole had managed to escaped from their own bonds, joining Mason in killing the raiders. Mason walked towards Sole, cupping their cheeks in his hand as he looked at them. 

“You alright?” he asked and Sole nodded into his hands. 

“Shitheads didn’t see it coming,” Sole mocked with a sadistic smile, looking down at the bodies littering the ground beneath them.

“Hah, ain’t that the truth,” he wrapped his arms around Sole, bringing them in for a very brief hug, “I’m glad you’re alright though, if anything happened,” he paused, “Well, I don’t know what I’d do,” 

[sickofyourfandombullshit]

Heathers 2018

So when I saw @princess-has-a-pen​ post about the new Heathers remake I had to look it up for two reasons:

1. I’m a huge fan of the Movie and Musical and 2. I had to see the fucking horror show that Spike TV was no doubt going to turn it into.

Now Princess asked in their tags the exact same thing I asked myself when I saw the post:

“Why?”

Well friends, strap yourselves in cuz I’m about to take you for a fucking ride.

Why remake Heathers? A movie that has solidified itself as a cult classic for it’s gritty, fucked up story and characters that took pretty much every kid who went to high school in the 80′s (or any time really) life and amped it up to 11?

Cuz the original Heathers is full of 'problematic' things and they can now remake it to be more 'progressive' while snagging a new audiance of younglings who know about Heathers because of the musical.

Now my friends, as I stated before, I love both the movie and the Musical, but as a mature, rational fan over the age of 30, I can look at something I love and point out it’s flaws and believe me, when it comes to the source material, Heathers the Musical is stuffed full of flaws and that creates some problems.

I am pretty sure all the Tumblrinas who idolize ‘Heathers’ have only seen the musical because honestly, the ‘date’ scene where Heather McNamara gets raped in the background would be enough to make them REEEEEE all the way to the fucking bank.

Like legit, she is literally struggling under her date (and not in a fun way) to make him stop and Veronica just fucking leaves her there. We don’t see her get away or anything, so you can only assume that that whole thing didn’t end well, especially given how miserable McNamara is in the movie to begin with.

The Muscial made light of a lot of the grim parts the movie worked to highlight, specifically bullying and suicide and the dangers of giving into pressure and just  being a fucking terrible human being. Not to mention it twisted things in a way that actually reinforced some harmful tropes. Specifically with the two main characters JD and Heather.

JD in the movie is a completely sociopath who physically and mentally abuses Veronica for almost the entire thing and in the Musical they gave him the stereotypical ‘troubled boy who wanted to make the world better but it just got out of hand’ treatment. Like “Oh yeah, he murders three people and tries to blow up a school but his dad’s a jerk and his mommy committed suicide so you can’t blame him! Deep down he’s just a tortured soul who really loves Veronica!”. Spoilers! He doesn’t love Veronica, at least not in any way that should be even entertained as any sort of ‘love’. He and Veronica’s relationship coupled with his ‘sacrifice’ at the end of the play made me cringe extra hard because it felt like it was romanticizing abusive relationships and in all honesty it was. A specific scene from the Musical where I thought they were actually going to address the toxicity of their ‘relationship’ (at the end of the ‘Our Love is God’ musical number where Veronica seems to have a mental break down as she screams ‘Our Love is God’ over and over again as if to drown out the fact that she just assisted in the murder of two people), was brushed under the rug the next scene and seemingly forgotten about till something ELSE big happens and then it’s fucking Ground Hogs Day apparently.

Veronica in the movie joined the Heathers before the movie even began because she wanted to be popular and due to her skill in forgery is pretty much made their pet project. She’s not as much of a cunt as Chandler or Duke but she's still pretty fucking bad. She kills Kurt herself, blows off her actual best friend in exchange for shallow popularity, laughs over Heather Chandler dying and only turns on JD when the suicide note she writes for Heather Chandler backfires and causes people to glorify Chandler as a saint. This as well leads her to realize that it’s pointless to kill people because someone else just takes their place as “The Mythic Bitch” ala Heather Duke’s transformation (also because JD straight up slaps her in the face for trying to back out on him). She only ever does anything semi sweet at the VERY end after JD gets blown up. In the Musical she is portrayed as a sweet innocent little buttercup who is super besties with Martha and sticks up for the little guy and never meant to hurt anyone and was just dragged into everything bad by bad people. She feels constantly guilty for it and seems unable to make any actual choices herself outside of breaking into JD’s house to fuck him. She’s totally innocent guys. Totes.

And before you say “C’moooon it’s a fuckin’ Muscial!” you need to go watch you some Dear Evan Hansen or Les Miserables because those two Musicals are heavy as fuck and had no problem in showing how fucked up serious shit like war and suicide was through flawed characters.

Now with this new series coming out it seems destined to fail. It has only been releasing Instagram videos to promote the show and already it’s hitting all the same old PC points while being SO EDGY at the same time. It’s Riverdale all fucking over again.

“The terrible trio is more like a set of outcasts who have taken over Westerberg High School.” -EW article

Like really? Fuckin’ really? The Heathers were all popular girls due to their wealth (McNamara), beauty (Duke) and over all exuding of confidence and attitude backed up by all of the previously stated assets (Chandler). They weren’t a bunch of outcasts. They took pride in how they looked and how people saw them. I don’t understand this fucking need to make every kid nowadays an ‘outcast’ in an effort to make them ‘relatable’. They did it to every kid in the Power Rangers remake and MJ in Spider-Man: Homecoming and it’s starting to  get fucking annoying. Oh well, gotta get them kids with all that EDGE!

So let’s look at the ‘Heathers’ (I can’t bring myself to not put that in quotation marks when talking about these piles of hot garbage):

Heather Chandler is a plus-sized, Skrillex haired edge lord who looks like every Tumblr Feminist/Suicide Girls reject and literally gives off no aura of power or fear at all. She just comes off as some fat bitch who found the HAAS RadFem movement on Twitter and used it to fill herself with enough undeserved self importance to justify being a cunt to everyone. Yes, where the original Heather Chandler got her power and reputation through sheer intimidation and personality, this Heather Chandler looks like the type of girl who will physically assault you in the bathroom and threaten to sit on you till you die.

Gee golly, I see Heather Duke is a sassy gay male now (and a white one at that). Wow, it’s not like that hasn’t been done a billion fucking times. Funny that he’s a white dude whose character in the movie and play turns out to capitalize on Heather Chandler’s death to raise their own status to the ‘queen bitch’ of the school. That’ll do GREAT for gay stereotypes I’m sure.

Aaaaand Heather McNamara, our possibly Asian possibly Latinx butprobably just party bag of mixed race token character who is the literal punching bag of the group. At least that seems to have not changed but I am sure it’ll help add shallow sympathy since now it’s not a bunch of white kids beating up on a little white girl, it’s a bunch of white kids beating up on a little minority girl. Goodie goodie.

The rest:

JD literally gets nothing to show from his video except one speaking line where he is telling Veronica that she’s “Not like Heather Chandler” she’s “better” while quick cutting a bunch of random shots from the show that mostly seem pointless and just confusing with one flash of him apparently running the flat of a knife on his palm behind his back? So we get nothing from our poor, tortured sociopath. I can just hear the producers of this show now: “We can’t show him being too soft or the old fans might not watch it and can’t show him being a psychotic asshole or the Musical fans won’t watch it, so make it just as cluster fucking and confusing as possible so no one will ask questions and just be drawn in with all the cheap visual click bait!”

For Veronica we again get nothing. One line of “Dear Diary, I hate my friends but that doesn’t mean I want them DEAD!” followed by more random cuts of shots from the show, many of bloody scenes and hints of violence but a lot more of just weird confusing scenes that make no sense. It’s kind of funny for the sheer reason that they seem to be banking on people just already knowing who these characters are ala the original movie but at the same time are trying to pull in new audience members with all the vague quick cutting which they seem to have mistaken for ‘mystery’.

And last  but not least, we have Betty Finn. What’s that? “Who if Betty Finn?” all you fans of the Musical ask? Well you wouldn’t know who Betty is unless you watched the MOVIE cuz Betty is who Martha Dump Truck replaced in the Musical because Betty wasn’t fucking sad sacky enough and they didn’t want to clutter the script with such a minor character. Betty was smart and an actual good person, the only good person in the movie honestly, who was Veronica’s friend since they were in diapers. She didn’t have a huge part in the movie outside of providing some blackmail material for JD to use against Heather Duke and trying to get Veronica to stop being such a moron (which failed). Now she’s appears to be the stereotypical side character that will be prominent in the show, probably as a comic relief character or plot device to be used against Veronica at some point.

Now, there is a huge question you have to ask:

Where is Martha? Will Martha even be in the series? Alright, it’s two questions but you get the point.

I have two guesses;

1. Possibly

but more than likely

2. No. Absolutely not.

Why do you ask? Because Martha’s character served as a plot device in both the Movie and the Musical to show how awful the Heathers really were and how their bullying was actually dangerous. Martha was a fat, slow, ugly dump of a girl. Problem is, you can’t make fun of that anymore. It’s not ‘progressive’ to make fun of people with those flaws. As well it wouldn’t make sense, Heather Chandler is fat in this remake. Unless they’re going to go full retard with some kind of ‘internalized fatphobia’ shit it wouldn’t make sense to make fun of Martha for that. Heather McNamara is the stereotypical ditzy airhead which doesn’t seem to have changed in this remake so to make fun of someone being ‘slow’ while laughing at an Air-Head-of-Color would just be super duper mean!

If they DO put Martha in, she will either have to still be dumpy, slow and fat and end up being the most popular character in the end for ‘not giving into societies beauty standards’ or some shit, OR she will have to actually flat out die from her suicide attempt to push the EDGE and drive plot.

Either way this whole thing is going to be a train wreck that will either take off at the idiotic rate in which Teen Wolf and Riverdale did or be an utter failure.

I seriously hope for the latter. Sorry this is so long and there are probably some spelling and grammar errors. It’s literally 2:30 in the morning and the Monster I drank is starting to ware off so I’m running on fumes.