#but im ripping that shirt in half too and underneath im wearing an even smaller shirt

[suckinitup]

i support the origussy agenda

[ryukspisswhore]

thinking abt titan eren tongue fucking the life out of you ❤︎

wc: 1.1k

tw: monsterfucking. gn!reader, humiliation, use of the term slut, breeding, manga/anime spoilers (season 4)

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There’s no other reason beside the thrill and pleasure you’ve sought after for years as you sit in the palm of the large humanoid creature. Eren’s teal-green eyes were still so human-like as they peered down at your much smaller frame.

In the palm of the attack titan’s hand, you felt like an ant. Though this had become the norm, seeing huge titans all over, you’d grown to feel small. But for these next few minutes, that was the last thing on your mind.

You’re not in the middle of nowhere. Oh no. You’d asked him for a bit of privacy at least, but he just shook his head, his pants tight at the thought of you wanting him to tongue-fuck you in his titan form.

“Might as well give everyone a little show. You that much ‘ova slut for me?” Eren’s words before he transforms are vulgar, knowing it just makes you ten times hornier. He’d fucked you so many times he’d lost count.

You’d escaped with him over to Marley, and he couldn’t count the amount of times you’d fucked him in that slutty little nurse outfit. Prancing around acting like you were some certified nurse when in actuality, you were just his little cocksleeve, feigning that innocence around others, but letting him rearrange your insides every time you walked into his room.

The attack titan couldn’t contain himself. Underneath that huge frame, Eren sat inside, his cock begging to be used. While he couldn’t do anything, you certainly could.

You knew people would be curious as to why Eren was just in his titan form, lounging out in one of the many fields.

Passerby’s stared as the titan held you in his palm. Wondering why it was huffing and mewling. 

You began to play with yourself, exposing your hole to the creature. His eyes lit up with the same lust you’d ignited in Eren Yeager himself. He was excited. Your hands moved down to your sex, using all the tricks you’d learned, the ones that drove Eren crazy.

The one where you’d spread your hole open with your fingers and beg him to fill you up, and knowing he couldn’t, it was torture. If it wouldn’t rip you apart, one of his fingers would’ve pushed inside your tight little hole and shut you up.

You were teasing him. Telling him how much you wanted his cock. Eren couldn’t take it. He was supposed to be in control. That’s what you’d told him you wanted.

You wanted him to tongue fuck you. In his titan form. That big wet appendage ravaging your hole and sex until you were crying out and causing people to wonder if Eren was actually eating someone.

Eren’s tongue darted out, his large thumb forcing your legs open, pining one down against the palm of his hand as his tongue swiped across your lower half like it was nothing.

It was huge, and wet, and warm, and absolutely fucking ruthless.

It took what it want, like it had a mind of it’s own. Your essence spilled down your thighs as did his ‘saliva.’ You didn’t know if it could even be called spit.

His tongue prodded at your hole, forcing the tip in. It pushed your walls apart. It had force and vigor, and you felt like you were being split open. Even Eren’s cock wasn’t this huge. It burned, a familiar pain you recognized the first few times you ever had sex with Eren. The familiarity of being stretched beyond your limits.

“Eren!” You cried, your throat dry as your hands clawed at the skin of the creature’s palm, his still human eyes staring at you, a devilish smile formed of his teeth. He was turned on.

Using his free hand, he pushed your legs apart with such ease, it felt like you were nothing but a mere piece of meat in his hand. Spreading you like butter, he forced you up to his mouth, the wet appendage ripping through your hole, forcing you to cum all over it.

Your juices flowed down your thighs, spilling and pooling in his hand. It was far too much for you too handle, but you enjoyed it. The sick thrill of knowing people were witnessing Eren doing this to someone, to some ‘unlucky soul.’

His tongue fondled your sex and slid over your hardened nipples, soaking through the white material of your shirt, making them peak through as if you weren’t wearing a shirt at all.

Meanwhile, your hands began to race back down toward your sex, trying to get yourself off as he toyed with you elsewhere.

It was agonizing pain as his tongue merely swatted them away, watching as you cried out for another release, begging him to let you cum again.

“Just wanna cum.” You mewled, bucking your hips against his tongue, the bumpy and rigid feeling of what you could only assume were taste buds, stimulated you more than you could imagine, each ridge sliding over your sex and driving you crazy as you screamed for him to keep going.

Eren loved hearing you scream. It fulfilled his sick desires. Finally letting you cum all over his titan tongue again, he was satisfied, he was ready to ravage you on his own accord.

When you felt the titan stop, you lifted your head to see Eren standing on the shoulder of his titan. Getting down from the height was beyond you, because all you could think about was how you were face down in the dirt, Eren’s cock pounding into you.

“‘s too much! Cum- cumming!” You mewled, gripping nothing in your palms. Eren huffed letting his cum spill into you as you clenched around him. People had cleared the area once they caught a glimpse of Eren’s titan.

But that didn’t matter, fucking orgasm after orgasm into you, Eren didn’t stop when you pleaded that it was too much. Watching as his cum practically poured out of you with every thrust.

But finally, after your throat was dry and hoarse, and Eren had given you all he could, he pulled out and slammed your legs closed, forcing you to keep all of his cum inside of you.

“Spill any and I’ll just fill you right back up, slut.” Eren pulled his pants back up, buckling his belt back over his waist. You fumbled with your own clothes, your hands barely moving as you tried to come down from your high.

“Get back to work. I’ll see you in my room tonight. Better make sure you stay full of my cum you dirty slut or you’ll be punished.”

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this was pent up inside of me for far too long, im a monsterfucker sorry. 

𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 𝕹𝖔𝖙𝖊

[evankelmpp]

Superman hcs !!

disclaimer!! autism is a spectrum the way i may experience is not the way we all experience it, im just going off of mine

Tags:

SFW, superman x autistic!reader, gnc!reader, fluff, alternative!reader , i am a newer superman fan so that’s it’s own warning, no pronouns used, and alt!reader, mention of allergies (reader has allergies), reader is physically smaller then superman (not like 4,5 petite or skinny, weight isn’t mentioned)

(sorry for the 50 million tags just wanted to include more diversity cause i see none)

• Due to his super senses he’s incredibly understanding of your overstimulation

• since he got used to it he’d give you his old noise cancelling headphones

•everything’s so quiet you think you went deaf the first time trying them (they were made for superpowered senses)

•he would love listening to your SI’s and would casually learn more to add to the conversation

•(he’d also bring it your super causally like he wasn’t researching it just for u)

•he would end up sneaking you to the daily planet to meet anyone involved with your SI

• for example, if you were obsessed with a show/book he would push for the creator to get interviewed just so you could meet them

•if you had trouble putting your hair up in liberty spikes he’d help

• “Y’know i used to use a whole can of hair spray when i first became superman” he‘d tell you, the first time helping you out

• “yea I know you looked like a pomade ad” you teased

• he wouldn’t laugh but for a split second you think you saw a smirk

• after months of convincing he’d let you put guyliner on him

•THE HUGS THIS MAN WOULD GIVE OMG

•if you are like me and love deep pressure he would 100% deliver

•it’d put all weighted blankets to shame

• “are you sure this isn’t too much i don’t wanna hurt you”

• “i would be so happy to die like this Kal”

• if you even slightly joke like that he would be so worried and fussy over you afterwards

• (he’d secretly use his vision to make sure there was no broken bones)

• this is the bare minimum but he would never judge your style nor you stimming around him

• your guys place would look hilarious half of the house would look all country and fall and your side would look like a haunted house

• opposites attract 100%

• he’d be a regular at all of your safe food places and hide snacks around his place (before you moved in with him) just to always make sure your able to eat at his place (made myself sob with this one)

• he didn’t want you to feel anyway abt that so he’d lie and say they just conveniently… were… at his… place

• he’s a shit lier

• he’d also carry a epipen with him just incase

• after you had a severe reaction and it’s tense because he just had to use the epipen and is still worried about you, you’d joke about how techincally he also has an allergy

• in your drowsy state you’d say “ since kyriptonite is from your home plant and it hurts you… wouldn’t that be like a grass allergy?”

• he’d just kinda look at you like :|

• You guys had planned a date night but after he kicks ass as superman and you have a long day at work/school you decided to just spend time together at home

• You have the wise idea to swap clothes

• You try and fail to not stare at his abs as he basically destroys your rob zombie t-shirt

• You have to tie back your dyed hair and wear a hat and wear a flannel that’s bigger then you so you have to also tie it back

•there’s no way you could wear his pants without rolling up the pants legs 50x so you just wear leggings underneath

• he is half naked with crappy black makeup cause you insisted that he did his own makeup

• you both look stupid but keep pictures to commemorate

• you are practically drooling, like you do not already date this man when you convince him to wear a crop top (it’s not really a crop top he just ripped your shirt trying to put it on but still)

• he is overjoyed when you give him kandi especially when you teach him what plur is and he accidentally breaks them and felt so bad (he looked like a kicked puppy)

• he either leaves them at home or secretly replaces them with stronger material (the elastic band) so he can actually wear them

• he would be confused but very supportive of raves

• we love Kal el in this household

• also you constantly accidentally text his name as Kale because of your autocorrect and it’s the only thing you found out that annoys him

• you abuse that fact

[zontiky]

Hey for bullet point AUs ideas (you were asking for them right..?) 2010s-type sitcom (like Community or B99) AU! What Silly Sitcom Tropes would the siblings get into?

i actually havent seen either of those shows 😳 nor do i watch sitcoms, but to my knowledge u SIT and u are ENTERTAINED so everybody SIT DOWN and i will ENTERTAIN ✨✨

(wait are disney shows sitcoms? because when i think abt older tv humor i get slapped in the face with bits of disney tv i managed to catch as a kid. my entire sense of humor thru elementary school was based on that. ok i can be funny i promise here we go)

diego: wait... so she’s... our sister?

*laugh track plays*

grace has a laugh track function because i think thats extremely cursed and also hilarious.

reginald building himself a robot wife: what do kids these days like? humor? is humor still popular? yeah im adding it

there’s a christmas episode but it’s very obvious that none of them have ever fucking celebrated and half of them don’t fucking want to skjhfs

is wacky ringtones a thing? patch calls diego to help her out in the hotel and the dial tone is britney’s toxic

britney obviously exists in the tua universe and i will accept nothing less. a world without britney is a really sad one and like i know tuaverse is kinda shit what with the apocalypse happening thrice and the music cult and all but like come on... its not THAT bad. it cant be

luther’s coat gets torn off and there’s a slightly smaller, other coat underneath

that gets ripped off too and he’s wearing a tshirt

YOU KNOW THE GAG WHERE A CHARACTER JUST KEEPS PULLING WEAPONS OUT OF THEIR CLOTHES, WHERE THERE SHOULD NOT PHYSICALLY BE ROOM FOR WEAPONS? FIVE

or lila

i think that would be really funny with either of them tbh

five whipping a knife out of his bowling shoe: a-HA

lila unsheathing a broadsword out of nowhere: o-HO

five pulling a rifle from his waistband: a-ha-HA

lila swinging a mace from behind her back: o-ho-HO!

and so on

every time klaus makes a joke there’s applause coming out of nowhere but also distantly, faintly, the ghostbusters theme

specifically “who you gonna call? GHOST-” on loop

ben is the only one aware of it. not even klaus hears it

ben constantly makes stupid mocking faces behind klaus + over klaus’ shoulder

klaus: guys please take me seriously

ben giving him bunny ears: yEah GUyS LiSten tO hIM

nobody else can see it. i know thats obvious but i have to specify. only the audience can see ben doing it. klaus knows ben does it but hes never caught him in the act and has absolutely no proof. ben does it purely for his own amusement and to fuck with klaus big-time

there is no young!hargreeves cast. it’s just the adult hargreeves but in umbrella uniform crouching down to 12yearold level

before slaughtering the commission board five uses one of those toy BANG guns on carmichael and then immediately whips out his impossible axe

vanya plays a tiny violin and it’s only her, every other violinist in the orchestra has a normal violin and her tiny little violin is never brought up

by tiny i mean realistically tiny. like maybe 1/32? thats a small fucking violin yall

helen with her full size violin: you’ll never amount to anything

vanya:

who else have i not made fun of yet

allisons hair is purple but not bc im laughing at her bc i genuinely think she would have peaked with it. purple hair allie ftw

leonard runs a toy store not a woodwork shop and he hands vanya a weird cartoonified wood action figure of her and she’s like thaaaanks as the laugh track plays

vanya storms out of the family meeting and her back faces the camera and we see that there’s a piece of paper taped to her shirt that says NOBODY KNOWS I’M A LESBIAN

*laugh track but gay this time*

klaus makes a joke about ben being his only straight friend and it cuts to ben passionately making out with a ghost dude in the back of a club or smth kjhwkfd

WOULD THIS BE A GOOD TIME TO SLIP IN OUR LIGHTHEARTED CRACK “BEN IS THE ONLY ALLOROMO” AU? IHFHKLHFKFD

five is wearing bowling shoes the entire first season as well. when they go to the bowling alley he switches them out for a different pair of bowling shoes, which he wears through the entire second season. again this is never brought attention to or mentioned in any way

diego drives an impala /j

little girl god popping wheelies on a motorbike in greyscale heaven

allison has a fight scene where she stabs someone with heels and then breaks the heel and goes aw :( my stilettos and this isnt even funny its just extremely badass i love her a lot 

we get more screentime with dave but he says groovy every other sentence

klaus’ ‘68 club shirt is garishly flamingo patterned

a scene where five is sitting at the breakfast table, half asleep, sipping a cup of coffee, and allison sits down next to him with a mug of hot cocoa (we can tell by the overabundance of whipped cream and marshmallows) and quietly swaps out his mug for the cocoa and he doesn’t even show any sign he noticed he just keeps sipping and allison either quietly finishes off his coffee or takes the initial mug and walks offscreen. cut scene

there’s a scene of klaus and ben in the 60s  on october first and ben is wearing a little ghost party hat and holding a single balloon

whenever sissy and vanya are in a room together careless whisper starts playing

remember that snl lesbian totinos sketch. yeah

the handler only addressed aj by his full name. ATLAS JERICHO CARMICAHEL.

dot is twice as tall as herb. i mean shes already taller than him but like, dot is Really tall. it’s implied dot and herb are married (it would be cute i think dont judge me)

when diego fucks with the infinity switchboard the thing like in cartoons happens where the screen fritzes out and everything goes black and then after a second or so his eyes appear

reginald dresses exclusively in green. im not saying he dresses like the onceler. but im not NOT saying that. *sigh* does this joke require a onceler tw tag on this post

i dont know if this post is what you had in mind but i hope you liked it anyway! <3