#but ik I won't

[simp-for-long-hair]

[melspontaneus]

[silentreigns]

I feel so bad for Valtteri and Zhou. Their final year in f1 was spent in a car that's so slow they can't even be near the points whatsoever. I hope they have a good farewell tour acknowledging all that they have accomplished

[momonyu]

matching pairs

sanji, nami, law, zoro, ace

the matching items that you two share

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a/n: just cute little relationship headcanons, short and sweet!!!

you and black-leg sanji have matching rings. you bought them for each other at a flea market – a happy accident because you both wanted to surprise the other. really, what are the chances that you two found the same silver band at two different stalls? now, one finds its home on your finger while the other hangs on a chain around sanji's neck, a reminder that you two are destined to always find each other.

you and nami have matching headbands. you insisted on the ultra-fluffy ones and nami was adamant about getting the ones with the animal ears. part of your nighttime routine now includes the two of you making faces at each other in the mirror, faces slathered in cleanser and creams. your favourite part is when you catch her eye in the mirror and she blows you a kiss, because what's the point of being in love if you aren't having fun?

you and trafalgar law have matching tattoos. his eleventh tattoo might've started as a way to coax you into getting your first, but it's now one of his favourites. it's the fact that you're the one who inked him, marking him with a little heart that matches the one on your hip – the one that he kisses every time he's stripped you down, when you're most intimate and vulnerable. only he knows where to find this everlasting declaration of love, and what a wonderful thing that is.

you and roronoa zoro have matching t-shirts. he hated them at first, which is exactly the reason why you bought the tacky shirts in the first place. cackling at his disapproval, you laughed so hard that you didn't even notice how his gaze went soft at your happy smile. he still moans and groans every time you wear it to bed, but he'll always put his on without asking – though he'd much prefer if the shirts were off and you weren't wearing anything at all.

you and portgas d. ace have matching photos. he dragged you into the photobooth at the carnival and before you knew it, you were making kissy faces and couple poses into the dirty lens. the pictures came out blurry and the colour is faded, but the absolute joy captured in those tiny frames makes it your favourite possession. it stays tucked into your mirror, a lasting memory that outlives the vivre card that you kept with it.

[im-secretly-a-frog]

Me: *starts listening to TMA* hey this is pretty cool

Me like a month later after binging the series at every opportunity: I have decided to become an Archivist.

[octodrawn]

lps 2012 gamer AU

[primarinite]

haven't learned how to draw everyone else yet so some more sifs (and loops)

original forever weed

[infamous-if]

Sorry if its already been asked but when is the rewrite going to be released? Im pretty new here and i couldn't find the infos

Once chapter 3 is done then the entire updated demo will be released to the public. I've paused on updating chapter 2 since I was getting a bit burned out by working on the already released story so much but that'll be updated on patreon after I finish chapter 3 (or maybe released at the same time as chapter 3 on patreon idk).

I'm seeing the finish line on chapter 3 :) so that's exciting. I think when I get closer to finishing the editing for it I'll have a release date for patreon and the public :) thanks everyone for your patience!

[artxii]

[erinwantstowrite]

did benny ever notice peter sneaking out to be spider man ? i feel like it would be funny if he knew about peter’s secret identity 😭

there might be a FEW people in that neighborhood who have an idea that peter and spider-man are connected (cough the same person cough) but snitches get stitches, and gotham loves to keep secrets. it's kind of like how back home in 1299 (peter's universe), Queens has been protecting spider-man the same amount of time that he's been protecting Queens :)

[in-kaeya-we-thrust]

😧😧😧

[hercarisntyours]

i want to see orion and elita's private chats

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

like i said joseon kings could never

[autistickaitovocaloid]

turned them into amoebas please don't be mad

[zorosnavigator]

big sigh....it already begins, the Natasha erasure. Time to go read some good fanfic...

[stealingpotatoes]

can we get a rundown on the anakin-raises-leia au? i’m totally in love with (read: obsessed with) it but i missed most of the context and i’m so curious!

are they coparenting? was it a parent trap style agreement to split the twins? is it temporary, until the war ends? who decided who gets which twin? did mustafar just never happen?

the answers to ur questions in short are: not really, arguably, absolutely, i did, and no!

in longer, the main thing you need to know for context is it's an Anakin-doesn't-turn-to-the-darkside-but-Palps-still-succeeds AU!

Anakin chooses not to try save Palpatine from the Jedi council and instead goes to Padmé's to angst abt the fact he might be losing her -- only to feel a very solid Other loss in the Force and see the temple up in flames ): he tries to go help but gets his shit kicked enough he leaves when Bail shows up

obi-wan and yoda both return to coruscant, obi-wan shows up to Padmé's to ask her hey do you know where Anakin is??? except Padmé's not there either bc after Sidious made his Big Speech anidala realised Anakin's totally a fugitive so they decided to Leave

i'm not 100% on what happens around here (lbr we all know my focus is the kids) but i'm currently thinking they nearly get caught or smthn, fight happens (??), Obi-wan gets there just in time to help thanks to Dormé snitching -- and Padmé goes into labour w the shock/stress

whatever exactly happens, Obi-Wan is there when they get Padmé to a medical station and the normal rots ending group unite. Padmé gives birth (keeping her will to live) and a question hangs heavy in the air: what are they supposed to do with the twins?

Anidala are too caught up in the joy of being parents to think about it, but they're quickly and forcibly snapped out of that when the Survivors all have a chat like canon. Yoda's the (brave) one to say they need to be apart because their force signatures would be too strong together and in the dire case Palps finds them, he could NOT take both. He's probs initially like they shouldnt even be kept w you two, Anakin's too powerful himself and Padmé you're too visible (while I imagine Bail and Obi-wan know their respective besties and are like king they are NOT gonna take that well)

and theyre right! Padmé, fresh out of like three of the top ten most harrowing experiences of her life, is like stfu u little green bitch im not losing my kids. but after some convincing she sees the need for her to remain in the senate and anakin's need to fight/run. she knows they can't fight the empire effectively together and she knows it's too dangerous to put the twins together. both parents want more than ANYTHING to be with their kids -- but they also don't want their kids growing up in a galaxy eaten by tyranny or being stolen by palps.

so they made the hardest goddamn decision of their lives and each take a twin (probably chosen on "anakin thought the baby'd be a girl/padme thought it'd be a boy" or smthn) and after some time planning their next moves, Padmé and Anakin are forced to go their separate ways to save the galaxy for and with their kids ): knowing the better they fight, the sooner they free the galaxy from the empire's clutches, the sooner they can reunite and be a family