#but if you would date Solas IRL then that means you would date one of those far right deus vult types

[arkhamarchitecture]

Cullen is boring and has done shitty things in the past but by DAI, he's at least trying. I'm not going to romance him but he's tolerable. He's also generically attractive so I don't think people are totally pants-on-head crazy for being into him even if he makes me wrinkle my nose.

Solas by contrast is a condescending shitheel who is racist towards his own fucking people, even more racist towards non-elves, named himself "Pride" but doesn't have enough self-reflection to realize when he's being an arrogant dick, is currently attempting a plan that he KNOWS will kill untold amounts of people, and doesn't even have the decency to be attractive.

[this-machine-runs-on-coffee]

"SHINE A LIGHT (REPRISE)" THIS IS NOT AN EXACT TRANSLATION, THIS IS AN ADAPTATION (AND ONE THAT STILL NEEDS TONS OF FIXING AT THAT)

I scheduled this for the future lol. Scheduled this on the 23/05/24 for the date in which this will come out Because now it's decent but I still don't like it (but at least you guys won't be starved of my content for too long [not like it would be that big of a deal but if there was someone irl cheering me on for doing this and I said I'd do it I would give them something I did in the past but haven't yet showed them during a time in which I can't produce more of that content]) So anyway you guys, here you have "Shine A Light (Reprise)" in Italian! ASK ME FOR PERMISSION BEFORE USING THIS, DO CREDIT ME IF YOU EVER USE THIS (I doubt you will it’s impractical and still needs so much fixing it’s unbelievable) AND TELL ME/LINK WHATEVER YOU USED IT FOR USING REBLOGS (because for some reason Tumblr doesn’t like comments with links and while I do think I understand why I don’t always like it)

(the apostrophes [or however ’ is called] are used to shorten the number of syllables often in poetry so I’m obviously abusing that power.)

[HEATHER MCNAMARA:] Stupidi tappi impossibili!

[HEATHER DUKE:] Oh guarda, Heather se ne va'a

[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY:] Fri-hignar tutta notte!

[HEATHER DUKE:] Non meriti di vivere!

[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY:] Perché non ucciderti?

[HEATHER DUKE:] Eccoti un sedativo

[HEATHER & COMPANY:] Fri-hi-higna!

[HEATHER DUKE:] * Perché Babbo Natale non c'è (uee-uee)

[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY:] Sei patetica perché frigni!

[HEATHER DUKE:] Frigni tutta notte!

[HEATHER DUKE:] (Frigna) Dalla squadra te ne devi andare (Frigna) Lamentati e piagnucola (Frigna) Non meriti di sognare (Frigna) Tu morirai da sola!

[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY:] Muori sola! Muori sola! Muori sola! MUORI SOLA! So, direct translation! (used in this to specify the meanings and explain certain word choices [and in one case this])

[HEATHER MCNAMARA:] Stupid impossible (implied to open) caps!

[HEATHER DUKE:] Aww look, Heather's going to

[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY:] Whi-hine all night!

[HEATHER DUKE:] You don't deserve to live!

[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY:] Why not kill yourself!

[HEATHER DUKE:] Here's to you a sedative

[HEATHER & COMPANY:] Whi-hi-hine!

[HEATHER DUKE:] Because there's no Santa Claus (uee-uee [in this case we're using this parenthesis for the explanations: so, uee-uee are the letters used to mimick crying in Italian, I don't remember the name of the poetic thing now, I think onomathopea? I'm unsure if it's even written right])

[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY:] You're pathetic because you whine!

[HEATHER DUKE:] You whine all night!

[HEATHER DUKE:] (Whine) Go awayfrom the team (Whine) Whine (but as in moan about it) and whine (but as in cry but mockingly) (Whine) You don't deserve to dream (Whine) You're gonna die alone

[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY:] Die alone! Die alone! Die alone! DIE ALONE! OG LYRICS (if you’re seeing this I doubt you don’t know them, but here they are anyway):

[HEATHER MCNAMARA:] Stupid child proof caps!

[HEATHER DUKE:] Aww look, Heather's going to

[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY:] Whine, whine, whine all night!

[HEATHER DUKE:] You don't deserve to live!

[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY:] Why not kill yourself!

[HEATHER DUKE:] Here have a sedative

[HEATHER & COMPANY:] Whine, whine, whine!

[HEATHER DUKE:] Like there's no Santa Claus (boo-hoo)

[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY:] You're pathetic because you whine!

[HEATHER DUKE:] You whine all night!

[HEATHER DUKE:] (Whine) Your ass is off the team (Whine) Go on and bitch and moan (Whine) You don't deserve to dream (Whine) You're gonna die alone

[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY:] Die alone! Die alone! Die alone! DIE ALONE!

[seraphimalune]

85 Questions Tag

Tagged by my lovie @milkynozomi​

The rules: Answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.

Last

1. Drink – Uh....uh....Mountain Dew? Right? Right.

2. Phone call – Mum.

3. Text message – ...I got a Target coupon. Lol.

4. Song you listened to –  The last one I remember listening to is Say Something by Justin Timberlake

5. Time you cried – Last month, I’d guess.

Ever

6. Dated someone twice? – Nah, boo.

7. Kissed someone and regretted it – No.

8. Been cheated on – Not that I’m aware of.

9. Lost someone special – Yes.

10. Been depressed – As a result of extreme anxiety, yes.

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up – Never even been drunk. ;)

Favourite colours

12. Purple

13. Silver

14. Blood Red

In the last year have you…

15. Made new friends – Yes

16. Fallen out of love – THAT, my dear, would require falling in love with someone, and my heart is a barren wasteland at the moment, lol.

17. Laughed until you cried – No

18. Found out someone was talking about you – I suppose, but I also knew they were like that, so it was more like “confirmed” that someone was talking about me.

19. Met someone who changed you – Yes

20. Found out who your friends are – Yes

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook friends list – No

General

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know irl – All but three of them. Not a fan of adding people I’ve not met.

23. Do you have any pets – One very floofy, 17-year-old cat.

24. Do you want to change your name – Sort of? I don’t intend to go by my last name professionally. I also don’t intend to get rid of it, either, I just publicly go by a different last name for privacy purposes.

25. What did you do for your last birthday –  Went for a hike in the mountains :)

26. What time did you wake up today – 8-ish.

27. What were you doing at midnight last night – Feeding the aforementioned floofy cat, most like. She has an odd schedule and has to be fed constantly to keep from losing weight.

28. What is something you cant wait for – Summer travels. Hopefully seeing Oregon and/or Montana and northern California.

30. What are you listening to right now  – The air running from the furnace, lol.

31. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom – Uh. Had a professor with that name, once. A few classmates in high school, so: technically yes, but not for a long time.

32. Something that’s getting on your nerves – The fact that we’ve not had a refrigerator for two months because the repair company is incompetent.

33. Most visited website – Tumblr, FaceBook, YouTube, InstaGram, and WordPress.

34. Hair colour – Dark Brown

35. Long or short hair – Super short, atm. Just got it cut on Saturday.

36. Do you have a crush on someone - No...

37. What do you like about yourself? – The fact that when I say you can trust me, I mean it. Your secrets are safe with me. Period. (Unless you intend to hurt yourself and I need to tell someone else to stop it) Also the fact that I can do almost anything artistic well within a few weeks after learning it.  The fact that I’m able to be genuinely happy for people without being jealous (most of the time). I also like my sense of fashion. Generally, I also think I’m a genuinely kind person who is accepting of most things.

38. Want any piercings? – I’d like a couple more cartilage piercings, but I’m dead afraid that they’ll get infected (like my lobes did when I was a wee girl) and of going into a piercing parlor to get them done.

39. Blood type – I actually don’t know. But both of my parents are A-, so that’d be a good guess.

40. Nicknames – ... .... ...................my parents call me Puddin’. Shuddup.

41. Relationship status – Single

42. Zodiac – Taurus

43. Pronouns – She/Her

44. Favourite TV shows – The Nanny (omg Milky!!!) <3 <3 <3, Game of Thrones, Westworld, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, um...there’s more, but I’m blanking atm.

45. Tattoos – Nah. I have a couple of skin conditions that makes them impossible for me. Otherwise my arms would be covered in roses by now.

46. Right or left handed – Right

47. Ever had surgery – Only wisdom teeth and a few stitches from that one time I face planted whilst ice skating.

48. Piercings – 2 earrings per ear.

49. Sports - Uh...weight...lifting? I guess? I don’t sports ball.

50. Vacation – Spent a couple days in Colorado Springs last January. I don’t do much till the summertime.

51. Trainers – Not...sure what this is asking.

More general

52. Eating – Last thing was a Caesar salad and an avocado BLT.

53. Drinking – Nothing atm. Might procure some Oolong shortly.

54. I’m about to watch – Something on YouTube, I’m sure.

55. Waiting for – My refrigerator to be fixed, dang it.

56. Want – A new job.

57. Get married – Sounds fake, but I’d like that.

58. Career – Book publisher, writer, editor.

Which is better

59. Hugs or kisses - ...kisses.

60. Lips or eyes - Eyes

61. Shorter or taller - Taller (but not by much, I like the shorter dudes, makes ‘em more kissable ;) )

62. Older or younger - Older. Younger is negotiable if within 2 years.

63. Nice arms or stomach - Stomach

64. Hookup or relationship - Relationship. I do not do hookups. Period. Fuck that. Or, rather, don’t.

65. Troublemaker or hesitant – Hesitant, 100%. If shit is going down, someone else started it and I’m just judging it from the sidelines.

Have you ever

66. Kissed a stranger – No.

67. Drank hard liquor – Yes, but not often.

68. Lost glasses – Can’t lose something you’re blind without, lol.

69. Turned someone down – Unfortunately.

70. Sex on first date – Hell no.

71. Broken someones heart – Unfortunately.

72. Had your heart broken – Shattered, yes.

73. Been arrested – No

74. Cried when someone died – Yes

75. Fallen for a friend – Who else am I supposed to fall for? ;)

Do you believe in

76. Yourself – Trying to.

77. Miracles – Yes...

78. Love at first sight – No. Lust, certainly. Hope, definitely. Yeah. Let’s go with hope.

79. Santa Claus – Yes, and my music teacher sat down the whole class in 2nd grade and told us he was fake. Fuck that teacher, still. Lol.

80. Kiss on a first date – Proooooobbbbably not. I’ve got a space bubble a mile wide. But, who knows. You might get lucky.

81. Angels – Sure.

Other

82. Best friend’s name – Do not, in fact, have one of those at the moment.

83. Eye colour – Brown, almost black. Though I’ve been told they’re orange in the sunlight.

84. Favourite movie – Howl’s Moving Castle, Beauty and the Beast, Phantom of the Opera, Pirates of the Caribbean...omg. Pride and Prejudice. Yes. That one.

85. Favourite actor – Um. Notttt a huge celebrity person...but, um, Brad Pitt is pretty cool. And, uh. Hugh Jackman is adorable. Uh. Yeah.

Tagging: @funkypoacher, @solas-the-dreamboat And anyone else who wants to do it. Don’t feel pressured if you don’t want to. 

[notsosecretsolasobsession]

I've seen other Solasmancers feel the same, though not as many as have heart eyes for him I admit. Also a lot of the ones I see who find the relationship too difficult to rekindle are also the angry ones.

I'm not sure it's as rare as it seems, though. Like if every fic was completely finished, I think we'd find a lot more emphasis on the unhealthy aspects of the relationship. For instance, I don't believe @tel-abelas-mofo 's Pangara gets any happy ending with Solas, but her story isn't finished yet. I really love @neotericwitch 's Lavellan, who romances Varric after things with Solas go to shit, but it's shown in fanart instead of a fic (as far as I know).

(As an aside, love-after-love is incredibly rare in media, a fact which contributed to me ruining my life when I was younger - to find it in fic, a ship-based medium, is, like, shocking. In a good way.)

Another aspect of the scarcity is that a lot of us probably IMPLY a happy ending when really it's much more complicated than that. In my Labor and Loss one shot, for example, the ending could easily be taken as them living happily ever after as one big family. In my head, however, it takes almost a year of effort and honesty on both their parts before Keria is even willing to tiptoe into a relationship with Solas again.

In Keria's actual canon (not written) her being in love with him even while she's actively trying to stop him or kill him is intended to be a character flaw. She knows it's stupid and harmful and very unhealthy for her, but emotions make us stupid. It's a weakness in her character, not a strength. I don't think I really mean for it to be romantic.

And on one last note, we as fans love Solas and the depth of his character and his flaws and all the things that make him a loveable FICTION but would cause any healthy person to run in the opposite direction irl. We make our OCs more perceptive or forgiving or insightful or wiser... make it so that in some way our character can understand where he's coming from and make it work. Irl, I would NEVER date that guy. I wouldn't even make it past the early relationship where you can tell he's hiding something. But I'll be damned if Keria wouldn't sacrifice everything for him.

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