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i haven't watched a single episode of severance and while it does pique my curiosity at this point i think it's way more interesting and funny to learn everything i know about it via tumblr osmosis

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percy de rolo from critical role?

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Adjusting things in prison.

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Dragon Age elves' ears are bigger than most elf ears in fantasy settings, but the ears still feel small when you are used to this:

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How far we've come

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I love the whole innocent nun vibe raine has and how they use it to hide their more mischievous side

obeying the dress code has other benefits too.... they spelled their skirt so the contraband inside wouldn't make noise, and they and Eda sell them for a high markup behind the bleachers

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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

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thinking.

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i can 100% understand loving solas for the complex character he is but i just cannot understand i CANNOT understand people seeing him go "hmmmm... dwarves are just severed limbs imitating life without a purpose... hmmm... qunari are savage barbarians... hmmmm... the modern elf might as well be stupid uneducated tranquils... and that's why i justify genociding them!!"

and be like

"omg you guys what if solas is right??? food for thought teehee."

think about what you are sayiinnngggggg.

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I might have a new fav elden ring weapon (sound important :))

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lgbt ally…? lgbt horde….?

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i never thought someone could understand solas character so wrongly. amazing honestly

The first Inquisitor I ever played was a male Lavellan and every single word out of Solas' mouth made me want to stab him in the throat. He could not possibly be crueler and more disrespectful towards the people who need him the most. My second Inquisitor was Adaar and he treated me like a dog who learned how to talk, and that was me trying to be as friendly as possible to him! Did you remember that if you're close 'friends' with him, he gives you a talk at the end of the game where he asks if having the Anchor changed you in any way? Because he doesn't believe you were capable of being a real person before you touched an Ancient Elven Artifact and surely the only reason you're a Real Boy/Girl Now is because you came into contact with his power.

Solas is a terrible person. You can like him BECAUSE he's terrible, that's fine! My two favorite characters in World of Warcraft are Jaina Proudmoore and Sylvanas Windrunner and they're both war criminals with insane amounts of blood on their hands. But goddamn, don't pretend the villain you like is actually just misunderstood and is secretly a very nice guy. Own the fact that he sucks and is interesting because of how much he sucks. He's hands down the best villain in the entire DA series because of how much he sucks. Literally the only reason I'm going to buy Veilguard is for a chance to murder him. That's a great villain! Not a great dude to date IRL though!

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Cullen is boring and has done shitty things in the past but by DAI, he's at least trying. I'm not going to romance him but he's tolerable. He's also generically attractive so I don't think people are totally pants-on-head crazy for being into him even if he makes me wrinkle my nose.

Solas by contrast is a condescending shitheel who is racist towards his own fucking people, even more racist towards non-elves, named himself "Pride" but doesn't have enough self-reflection to realize when he's being an arrogant dick, is currently attempting a plan that he KNOWS will kill untold amounts of people, and doesn't even have the decency to be attractive.