#but if my crush doesn’t hit me up VERY SOON once i get back… imma be big mad. and extremely lonely

[petruchio]

i don’t wanna go back to my apartment :(

[sunlightandsuffering]

milfkasa > dilfren

Mikasa must always come first

AHAHAH THIS IS SO FUNNY 🤣🤣 she does and Eren knows it 🤣🤣 ugh imma write a Drabble bc I have to wait 2 hours in my car.

Usually it’s him that gets hit on, almost every time it never fails, always him. He heads into parent teacher interviews and they grill him, the women like hawks. Single moms who want him to be their kid’s father figure, their next husband.

Of course he deals with this like a real man every time, because he’s not scared of school moms not at all. So like any smart husband would, he hides behinds Mikasa and makes his angry wife deal with it. Usually a menacing glare is enough to scare them off.

Today is no different, since he’s been alone in the lobby while Mikasa hits the bathroom he’s been asked by three different woman which child is his, which class they’re in. Followed promptly with aww she’s such a sweet girl when he tells them Yumi is his oldest. When he follows with the fact that he has two more they put their hands on his forearms and without fail ask if Mrs. Yeager is still in the picture, hoping for divorce, an impending separation as they eye his wedding ring. Maybe he's widowed, and he always has to break their hearts, but he doesn't really mind too much, Mikasa is always worth it.

Some brunette woman is going in for the kill, she’s been scoping him out for a little while now and finally she works up the nerve to say something.

“So is your child in this class to?”

Eren is about to answer, about to go through the whole spiel all over again when he spots his lovely wife coming to save him. Only she’s not alone.

There is a very attractive man with her, and Eren can only assume it’s Mr. Smith, his one and only competition. The one he’s heard everyone fawning over at after-school pickup. At first he'd honestly been a little offended that the PTA moms were cheating on him with another crush, but then he'd thought about Mikasa hearing him say that allowed and decided to purge it from his brain.

Eren’s gaze turns murderous when he sees just how chummy this jackass is being with his wife. That’s HIS wife Damn it!

Mikasa is laughing to, what the fuck??

But Eren will admit Mr. Smith is very attractive, black hair almost as nice as Mikasa’s and blue eyes he can see from here. Standing together with his wife they make a striking pair, Mikasa obviously outshining Mr. Smith obviously.

She’s wearing a little sweater dress to torture him with, exposing her pretty legs, those well-curved calves and the deep V of the sweater showing more than enough of her cleavage. It clearly has Mr.Smith’s attention, his eyes are practically glued to it.

Eren ignored brunette trying to talk to him and chooses to make his stand, Mikasa always does it for him. It’s really the least he can do.

Also he is insanely possessive and Mr. Smith just patted her shoulder when she laughed, unacceptable.

Before he can stop himself and consider Mikasa’s wrath for claiming her like a dog he does it. Eren stands, shocking the brunette and makes it to Mikasa in 3 short strides, arms finding her waist and chin resting on her head.

She stiffens for just a moment, before she relaxes, realizing it’s him.

“Watcha doin baby I think it’s almost our turn?”

It’s not almost their turn but he doesn’t want her talking to this attractive man it’s not fair.

“Eren,” Mikasa smiles tightly and he knows he’s in trouble for claiming her like a caveman but she’s his! He tightens his arms around her slightly, tucking her into his chest more.

“Hi, I’m Eren Mikasa’s husband.” Eren is very clear when he introduces himself to Mr. Smith and the man visibly pales.

“Nice to meet you, Mikasa was just telling me Yumi is in the same class as my son, thought it might be nice to organize a play date.”

“Maybe.” Eren tells him, smiling the whole time while he silently wars with Mikasa to keep her in his hold.

Their children will never be hanging out together, over his dead fucking body.

Mr. Smith looks unsure how to continue and Eren takes the opportunity to tug his wife away, “Well we should be getting back now, wouldn’t want to miss our names.”

“Bye Mikasa,” Mr. Smith tells his wife and Eren doesn’t give her a chance to say anything more dragging her away.

“Eren!” Mikasa explodes as soon as they’re alone and back in their half of the hallway in front of Yumi’s classroom.

He’s in big trouble.

“He was touching you!” He defends weakly.

“He rubbed my shoulder once!”

“Doesn’t matter only im allowed to rub your shoulders.”

They’re arguing in the middle of the hall and he thanks god everyone else is busy.

“Oh my god Eren we’re married! We have children!”

He pouts, sitting himself down on a nearby bench while she lectures him.

“I deal with shit like that all the time with you! I don’t do THAT.”

He looks away sullenly, he refuses to apologize.

She glares at him, arms crossed and tapping her foot, just like she does when she's upset with Yumi, disciplining their daughter, her's in big trouble. However, unlike Yumi, Eren has ways of dealing with his wife and they usually include kisses and bribery.

He grabs her by the waist as she’s about to launch into another tirade, causing her to help as she falls forward into his arms.

“Don’t care, you’re MY wife Mikasa and I’ll let everyone know.”

She scowls, “You don’t have to be such a caveman about it, you might as well have peed on me.”

He showers her in kisses, one on her nose, some to her eyelids, the apples of her cheeks.

“My Mikasa.”

She groans, “Yeah you stupid caveman your Mikasa.”

He smirks, holding her in his lap nice and close.

“You know I think I saw an empty janitors closet down the hall.”

She pauses, looking mock horrified as she considers his proposition, smacking him.

“Eren!” She chastises, but just like he expects she squirms a bit in his arms before leaning in, “I’ll race you.”

Then she abruptly takes off down the hall and Eren follows her at top speed.

[neacle]

I’m not someone to ignore a ignore a plea for StEx hc asks so here I am.

Want to rant about Greased Lightning? (and I mean that. Rant. Fill my dash with them, it’s okay by me)

Also I’m sorry about that job, I hope your feel better soon! 🖤🖤🖤

Thank you ❤❤ And yes lol, I feel better now, I got some food in me, I think that was the major issue really

And ahhhhhh YES, saddle up

- Greaseball had never been with someone like Electra before, both in personality and physical lol All the ones he's been with he's been able to kinda walk all over (it isn't canon in my head that he beat Dinah like he did in OLC, but he didn't always treat her right either) but with Electra he gets resistance, he can't just boss him around like he did with everyone else, so I think they mesh very well together

- Electra on his end gets a partner that's just as stubborn as he is, and sometimes they clash sure, but I think they both learn to compromise better and step down, seeing as they're both used to getting their way

- They have more in common than they think, being superstars in their own rights, and all that comes with it. The whole, perfect facade and keeping up the cool act. After a while, they slowly start to drop their masks. Slowly

- At first, GB is more like "no one can know I'm fucking my rival" but Everybody Knows, he's the least subtle man you've ever seen. Electra thinks it's hilarious how he tries being sneaky

- GB's got that same boyfriend-vibe as the vine "Everybody look at X, they're so cute! They have thoughts and opinions!" and Lex is just like "omg shut up 😳" but secretly enjoys it Very Much

- Electra pegged GB once just to try but GB hated it afgsfssdds they've never done it again since lol He's definitely more of a Top

- They can spend what feels like hours just observing each other doing their thing. Especially Electra lol If GB's working out he just sits there going 👁👄👁

- They become a real couple after a long journey of just getting together to Fuck. Because they Don't have Feelings, Feelings are Hard. Greaseball is the first to realise he loves the electric, but is scared shitless because he messed up so badly with Dinah, and doesn't want to hurt anyone again like that

- Electra has never been in love before, he's really on the grey-aro spectrum so when the Feelings do hit, he just goes into panic mode lmao He was smitten with C.B sure, but he barely knew him so it was more of a "imma hit that"-crush lol

- Electra LOVES getting pampered, but even more so he actually loves to care for his leetol deesol. He just gets immense satisfaction seeing he's doing something the other enjoys. He'd rather do that than actually talk about his feelings.

- GB says "I love you" a lot. Electra has maybe said it once, very quietly and awkwardly

- Electra hates being bossed around outside of the bedroom, but in it he completely succumbs to GB (more or less, he's still a little tease and a brat) (but that just makes GB all the more bossy shhh)

- GB still hasn't spanked him, he continues to be disappointed, maybe he needs to outright ask hmm hmm

- Greaseball's racing gear (or his work attire imma go with that) is supersexy, everytime he dresses to go to work, Electra just lies there going "oh no, don't go, oh no, that'd be such a shame" He just loves a big strong man okay lmao

- Dinah becomes good friends with Lex during this whole "we're just friends with benefits" sorta thing, and ironically also becomes closer with GB when they're no longer together. She's kinda the one that goes "G, you love him, don't be a coward". Same with Electra lmao "Yes it's scary, but you gotta try hon"

- You'd think Rusty and Pearl would be the annoying "look we're so in love"-couple of the yard. Oh no, no they're not. Once GB and Lex truly get together, they make everyone puke lmao

- They don't have that many hobbies in common, but they gym together (on different machines ofc lol Electra could never lift GB's weights), and dance, and cuddle. If Gb discovers something cool, he explains it in perfect detail and Electra just sits there going "how tf are you so dumb but remembers this perfectly?"

- Electra explains that he can be whatever GB wants him to be, expression and pronoun-wise. That makes GB uncomfortable when he thinks about the fact that Electra must have gone his entire life with that mindset. Electra sees no flaws in his logic (or maybe he does hmm hmm)

- The only true obstacle they're facing is that GB someday maybe would like kids. Electra ...dislikes kids, he doesn't have a parental bone in his whole body lol They've had discussions back and forth about it

Sorry this got kinda long lmao but then again, it's okay by you 😌

[mmmleckerlecker]

Please do go off about why you chose certain chapter titles

I wanna know it all 👀

Well. I mean. *cracks knuckles* If you insist....

(putting in a read more tho cause I just break down every chapter title so it gets lengthy)

Some of them are kinda obvious and simple. Like “The Meeting” details Felix and Benji’s first meeting. Duh.

“‘Someone Like You’” is named after a quote in the chapter HOWEVER it IS a quote that comes back once Felix learns about consuming and what Mrs. Marotta truly meant when she said it.

I think “Lion’s Den” was my first ‘clever’ chapter title. There’s not really anything deeper to it than being a reference to the fact that Benji innocently walks into a house filled with preds (the majority of which have consumed fatally)

“The Truth” is simply named for the fact that it’s the chapter where Felix learns the truth about preds and consuming. However, it’s somewhat unintentional (maybe I did it subconsciously), but I think most chapters that start with ‘the’ in the title, are sort of markers for important milestones in the story/character arcs. So, for instance, so far the Big Things to happen have truly been their meeting and learning the truth

“Trust” is also pretty straightforward but I do think it’s the beginning of a sort of reoccurring theme in the story. I also just find the concept of trust fascinating, especially when it’s given to people who naturally don’t seem to deserve it (like Felix)

And then there’s “Crush”!! This chapter was definitely named after the fact that it’s about Camille’s crush on Felix. HOWEVER I liked the sound of it because it was a sort of dark foreshadowing for how their relationship would evolve as time went on.

Was the chapter “Changes” inspired a little bit by the David Bowie song? Maybe so. Do I hear it play in my head every time I read the chapter title? Who is to say? (Same kind of goes for “‘Someone Like You’” where that Adele song plays)

Mmm and “Instinct” was of course named after the fact that this is when Felix’s pred instincts really kick into overdrive and start pushing him down the road to becoming Lux. I know it’s another simple title but I like to think it mirrors “Trust” in a way. Not only are they single word titles, but they’re both reoccurring themes in the story. They’re also both sort of the defining factor in Felix and Benji’s relationship. Does Benji have enough trust in Felix that he’s safe? Are Felix’s instincts powerful enough to jeopardize that safety? Only time will tell...

Okay now listen. Imma be honest. The line, “For Benji,” was NOT originally in this chapter. I was trying to come up with a title and I was like “doesn’t Felix think that to himself at some point?” Turns out ahh nope he didn’t. But no worries. I can do what I want. I simply slipped it in there and now it’s the chapter title. I really only wanted this title For The Drama.

Oof the title for “A Single Condition” was a little difficult to come up with. It’s just that SO MUCH happens in this chapter. It’s the longest chapter in the story so far.* But ultimately the line about Prey Man having a single condition really stood out to me as it’s basically the driving force for the next few chapters so that’s how I got that chapter title. (*Now when I say it’s the longest in the story, I mean it’s the longest POSTED chapter. There’s been more than one chapter I’ve had to split into two when posting cause they’re just too damn long.)

Now “The Scorpion” is one I’m super proud of. I uh dunno how many people got the reference but it’s to the Fable called “The Scorpion and the Frog” where a scorpion asks for a ride across the river on the back of the frog. The frog refuses at first, saying the scorpion will surely sting and kill him while he swims. The scorpion reassures the frog, saying that if he dies, the scorpion will also die by drowning as he cannot swim. The frog agrees to help.... and the scorpion stings him. As they both die, the frog asks why the scorpion did it, and the scorpion responds that it’s simply in his nature. The Scorpion, in this case, is Felix who betrays Benji simply by giving in to his nature. (Note that I don’t really agree with the message behind the fable, but ya know... The Symbolism.)

And then obviously “The Frog” is a reference to Benji who also makes the mistake of trusting his natural enemy and paying for it dearly. (Fun fact but these two chapters where originally one that I split into two to keep the lengths reasonable. And BOY WAS IT A GOOD DECISION. That one week between releases where everyone was LOSING it because they didn’t know whether Felix would let Benji out or not.... was a Good Week)

I think “A New Perspective” was a pretty straightforward title decision. As low key as the chapter itself. I do find it interesting tho that both chapters that start with “A” in the title have to do with Benji getting his world rocked upon learning how other prey view preds

YASSS and then there’s “Lux.” I like this chapter title purely because I don’t think people realized the significance of it when I first posted it. Like it really was like “oh Felix has a cute nickname. That’s fun!” And then several chapters later it’s just “oh okay so Lux really is this whole different side to him huh?” Like this chapter is the absolute true beginning to Lux. Love it.

And for “Lilian” this was a chapter title meant to mirror the previous one. They’re the only two chapters named after a character, they’re back to back, and they both start with an L (although that wasn’t intentional, it just sorta happened lol). This chapter was also originally combined into one chapter with the previous chapter, but again, I broke them up to save on length.

“The Alliance” was simply named for the Pred-Prey Alliance in the chapter, also the driving force for the main conflict (but also note that it’s another chapter title that starts with “the”)

AND THEN we have “The Facility,” the title for which is meant to mirror the one before it because... this is it. These are the two chapters that cement Camille and Felix going down completely opposite paths with Benji stuck right in the middle.

“Homecoming” I think is... a kind uncreative title. But truly not much happens in the chapter itself except that.... Benji comes home

Now for “A Place to Belong” (note how this is the other chapter title that begins with “A”), I think simply titling it “Epomis” was a huge temptation. It’s The Big Reveal and it would sort of mirror the title for chapter 17 “The Facility.” HOWEVER. I thought naming it that would be too much of a spoiler. Especially if a new reader happened to be skimming through the list of chapters. It would give away the significance too soon. And I hate giving spoilers away more than I liked the drama of the title, so I went with “A Place to Belong” instead.

Okay and I’m very much proud of “Golden Boy” because it’s such a small line in the chapter, and the title itself is vague enough that no one would question it until they had more context. And then you get the context and you REALIZE how significant The Golden Boy really is. (Also maybe a little bit cause Lux’s name means “light” and I just like the image of golden light)

“Busy Work” was another one of those uninspired titles for another one or those lowkey Benji chapters. Hmm maybe they should get a category of their own since they keep happening. Anydays. The title mayyy have also been a small reference to the Avatar episode “Bitter Work” in which Toph first (attempts) to teach Aang to earthbend. (Because that show is my favorite ever and I think it inspires my writing a lot in general.)

“The Mission” title is also quite obvious but notice how it’s another “The” title! This is the chapter that marks the beginning of Benji’s path back to Felix/Lux. I’d say that’s pretty important.

Mmmm I love the title for “‘To Live and Give.’” When I first wrote that line a few chapters earlier I was evil smiling to myself about how I was planning to bring it back with a MUCH darker twist. I love it.

“‘All Mouths That Surround You’” aka one of my fave chapters. The perfect intro for the new Lux. This is a reference, of course, to the alt-J song “Every Other Freckle,” which I’ve associated with Lux from the beginning. Now. I realize that some (most) lyric sites list that line as “all baths that surround you.” I think out of context, that line sounds strange, but there IS another line that’s clearly “all showers that shower you” so I guess that would make more sense to include baths as well. But is that as sexy as “mouths”? Absolutely not. So we improvise, overcome, adapt. Moving right along.

“The Reunion,” which I sorta mentioned earlier, is meant to mirror the very first chapter, “The Meeting” and I think that’s beautiful. Like I’m all about taking everything that seemed happy and innocent in the beginning of this story and twisting it so it matches the darker tone of the rest.

“Table Talks” is a little bit of a meh title to me but I do find it entertaining that I think table talks are usually.... not as angsty and full of conflict as Benji and Lux’s is.

“Kleptoparasite” is, as mentioned earlier, a reference to Lux stealing Cecil’s prey. It’s the ~scientific~ term for an animal that acquires its prey by stealing it from other predators. I mostly chose it because I wanted something more clever than “Stolen Prey” (and also I like incorporating Real Life stuff into the story. Like how Epomis is a beetle whose larvae practice predator/prey role-reversal in nature).

And finally there’s “Crumple” which is a callback all the way to chapter 6 “Crush.” This time Camille really IS a crumpled mess. The chapter really hits home with how her and Lux’s relationship has changed over the years. And, of course, it’s just me again doing the classic twist of making things in the early years darker to fit the later years.

Okay! That’s everything up to date so far! I hope this is what you meant when you wanted to “know all” 😂

[simpandstanx]

Kaminari X Female oneshot Pt.1

Pairings: X Female

Warnings: None

Before this starts I just wanted to say for the first paragraph. No hate lol. I love Aizawa, but the words I used to describe him are nothing but pure accuracy, we got that? Cool, cool.

And this is a Oneshot that may have a part two. Also all the characters int his one are 3rd years, so most of them can drive now.

Y/n had been in gym class with her class, and class 1B. Aizawa being his half-assed self , had decided it would be a good idea to pair her with Monoma. Just great.

-------------------------------------------------------Time-Skip------------------------------------------------------

Y/n blinked a few times before remembering what had happened. She managed to remember that she and Monoma were sparring and he beat her by punching her with a metal fist, but she was completely lost as to trying to figure out what she was doing on the grass of a preschool aged kids' park.

"Oww, everything hurts" She groaned trying to sit up straight. She looked down to her toes only to notice her shoes were missing. "My shoes?" She muttered under her breath "Where are they?" Her confusion only grew. "Ah, my back!" She yelped in surprise whilst standing up all the way this time. Turning around, she spotted her shoes a few feet away from where she was laying unconscious just seconds ago. "Perfect" She complained snobbishly as she forced them onto her damp and wet, somehow now sockless feet. "Ugh, I'll just call Sero or something. I don't even know where I am right now" She said out of exhaustion, rolling her eyes.

Now, Sero knew that Y/n had a thing for Denki, and he also knew that the feelings were mutual, so as soon as he got a call from her, his face lit up with his 'mastermind' plan.

"Well Y/n, I'm busy with Kirishima and Bakugou now, soooooo... I'll give Denki a call"

"No no Sero don't!"

"Why not? Got a reason? Hmmmm?"

"N-no but-"

"Good"

And at that he ended the call

"You've gotta be kidding me"

After a while of waiting Y/n noticed a green Tesla coming her way. She immediately recognised it as Denki's.

"Y/n get in, Sero said you needed a lift" He yelled from across the road over his loud car radio, slowing down but not completely stopping.

"Coming" Was Y/n's response as she tried to remain calm and sit in her crush's car at the same time.

"So, Y/n. What were you doing in a kids' park?" Denki asked, now turning the music down a little

"I dunno, I just woke up there. The last thing I remember is Monoma hitting me with a meatal fist."

"Well, we all hate him don't we, you okay now?"

"Yeah, I guess"

"And I know this may sound sudden, but...I've realized you've been trying to avoid me for the past few weeks."

"Oh, I umm, didn't mean to avoid you. Sorry if it seemed like that, but I was just busy."

"Smooth, real smooth Y/n."

"Huh?"

"I know you like me, just admit it. I'm hot! UwU" (And YES, he actually said "UwU" he pronounced it as "ouwou" lol)

"Eeehhh??!" Y/n's cheeks started burning up as Denki gave her a flirty wink

"No I don't!"

"Yeah, you dooooo~"

"Fine I do, but shut up about it, you hear me? And also, just because I admitted it, that doesn't mean you get to tease me because of it!"

"Hmm? Thanks for the idea Y/n"

"No! No thanks! Don't thank me for anything! Just drive me home or whatever!"

"Heh"

"I said shut-up!"

"Naaaahhh, teasing you is kinda' fun"

Y/n just let out a low growl without saying anything

"Just drive you big dummy"

"Heeeey! That's offensive!" He whined playfully

"Thanks for the damn input!"

After that, you two just drove on in silence. A few minutes later he started going slowly, you soon realized he wasn't taking you home. Instead he drove into his own street.

"Umm, Denki?"

"Yeaaaahh baby?" He tried acting flirty and dominant, but it turned out sounding kind of funny.

"Don't call me that. And why are we here?"

"Because, we both like each other. And you know, when two people like each other... They happen to do stuff. With each other. And to each other."

"Wait-   ... No. Do you mean?..."

"Yep"

"No"

"Yes"

"NO."

"Yes"

"N-" Y/n was cut off by him putting his foot on the breaks and parking the car.

He slowly leaned over to kiss Y/n's lips softly.

"D-denki"

Ignoring her moan he kissed her once again, but this time deeper and more passionately.

He opened the car doors and took Y/n's hand whilst he lead her into his house and closed the door behind them.

"Come with me" Said Denki

"Why? I told you to take me home"

"Well, those weren't your exact words"

You huffed. He had a point.

Grabbing her waist he began walking up the stairs to the bathroom. He slowly leant down to the tub's faucet and turned it to the heated temperature side. He inserted the *Ahem Cough* plug into the drain and let the water fill the tub.

Moving carefully, he reached to the zip of Y/n's uniform and undid it. After a minute or two, him and Y/n were both completely naked, looking each-other in the eyes. This only made Y/n more embarrassed than she already was.

"S-stop staring! It's embarrassing..." whined Y/n, mumbling the last part so that Denki could barely hear it.

"Aww, is my baby embarrassed?" He cooed

"I told you not to call me that when we were still in the car!"

"But we're not in the car 'nymore are we baby?"

"Y-yeah, but that wasn't my point!"

"Hmm? It wasn't?"

"N-no! And you know it wasn't" Y/n was still covering herself out of shyness and humiliation

"C'mon, Y/n I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. And you know that."

"I know, but still..."

Before she could say anything else, he pulled her into a hug that she tried to struggle out of but didn't succeed. "Denki...Too tight!"

"Oh, hehe, sorry Y/n" He said backing away, his hand cupping the back of his neck. "I think the bath's ready-"

Y/n and Denki got into the bath, Y/n trying not to make physical contact with Denki, knowing that'd only make her yearn for more. Denki however, was trying his best to 'accidently and innocently' brush his skin against hers.

A/N: Aight, I'm too lazy to write more for now, so Imma just publish this as it is and hopefully part two will be a lemon. But I'm promising ya'll that yes, there will be a part two. And when I make a promise. It's a promise UwU

And like I said, please let me know if you have a request, and I'll write whatever you want. Anything! Anything in the whole world. Any gender, any character, any genre, any anime, any anything.

Wow, I sound really desperate there.

(Total word count: 1168 Words)

I’m currently working on part two for this and it’s close to being done. This is an initial lemon, so this will be safe for work but part two will be indeed very VERY NSFW!

Baiii xox

[atltheshow]

Okay

So, I have an Instagram by this same name that I use to vent to my friends, but it's gotten too close plus they know too many people. Imma keep it anonymous obviously just in case but here we go

This is really for me to just document my summer this year bc I'm literally strung out on caffeine and painkillers at all times

So a few things you need to know: I have a chronic connective tissue disorder which is the scary way of saying I have ligamental laxity. My joints don't stay together. As I type this my ankle is out. Anyone, I had a surgery 6/26/15, aka the day gay marriage was legalized in the US. Another important thing, I am bisexual with almost an even split. I stopped taking highschool classes after my sophomore year and have taken them at my local community college instead. This is because I'm big depressed and big anxious so I couldn't do school. I work at my CC as a math tutor for ever math below Calc I, including developmental. I want to be a orthopedic surgeon and am going for a duel bachelor's in petroleum and mine engineering as premed. I have an older and younger brother, both of which I adore but get on my nerves too much. My older brother went to an in state university for his freshman year, decided he wasn't ready for the move, and is coming to the same CC as me, as a year below me, his high school senior sister. My young brother just finished his first year in traditional high school, at a different high school than I went to. He's a competitive gymnast. My father works out of town and my mom stays at home. I cannot drive yet, but as of today I am eligible to get my license. I am largely into the robotics Program in our county, where I was second in command as of last season, was second lead of programming, safety assist, scouting assist and head fabrication. I truly love robotics. I also golf, and love watching it, yes I am upset about Woodland okay.

So here's where we introduce my few main groups of friends:

Robotics friends

School friends

SPS friends (my middle school friends)

Friends ;)

So some of these overlap, majority of those in it don't.

Robotics:

My absolute best friend, who we will call Syrup is was on my robotics team, she's a year older and aged out. We met my freshman year of highschool. She's amazing and I love he's so dearly.

Cross, literally the male version of me. He's dating Syrup. He was first in command of the team this year. Also aged out. Him and syrup broke up for a few months and it was weird for the friend group but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. I also love and adore him.

Heat is one of my oldest physically. She was a mentor on the team but me and my brother ended up getting really really close with her. She's super thoughtful and sincere. She's in school to be a clinical counselor.

Pooky is old as well. He's a redneck. He is also Hispanic. He mentors and I got really close to him after me and Cross basically annoyed him into going to dinner with us after a robotics meeting one summer. Now he's by far one of my favorite people. Also asked out heat when they were seniors in high school.

Dementia is the oldest physically. He was honestly a fluke. One of pookys friends that he asked to come by one day and we all ended up liking him. He was on the team and already knew Heat, Cross, and pooky. We convinced him to come to dinner with us the same day we convinced pooky. He's honestly the funniest person I know. He works as an engineer at the local forklift company.

Button-lives an hour and a half away but is going to college another 4 hours away. Met through my brother but then we became really good friends. I call him button bc he gave me one of his buttons from robotics and it was the nicest thing ever. He also stayed up with my during Ramadan at 5 in the morning when I couldn't sleep in pain. He knew I was hurting and he sacrificed what little sleep he could have for me and I am forever grateful and I don't think he realizes. One time he drove down to see me and it still makes my heart warm. He's someone I would have shot my shot a long time ago if we weren't an hour and a half away and drastically different religions.

Shea- named after his dog bc I know he'd love that. I know how weird it sounds but I'm in love. I would marry him tomorrow if he asked. He's predental at our towns uni, and honors. He was first in command of our team last year. He mentored scouting this year :).

Small robotics characters

jamin- was really close with him for two years, then he went to college and fratted, now works two hours away. I love him and miss him

Jew-not really Jewish. Very sweet. Very handsome. Very funny

Lampshade- little Bros best friend. Athletic and smart. Good child.

Weeny-had a crush on his, honestly super sweet and just a great personality. 12/10 pure.

Noodle- dated syrup then had a FWB thing with me. Broke it off after a dumb joke gone wrong. Still miss him tbh.

Eggroll- Shea's best friend. About to be a junior in college. Hits me up for nudes. Super energetic.

School friends

I have three. FOUR

Harvard- he earned the name. Smart and determined boy. I met him in middle school. Absolute softy and I love it. Super athletic. We have the type of friendship where we listen to each other super well but have no idea what's happening. He'll talk about baseball to me and I talk about robotics to him. Do either of us absorb it? No. Do we still listen? Yes.

Dorks- changed his last name a bit but it fits. Became bff's in art history. Sold him drugs once. Minnesotan. We're starting a podcast together. Literally super chill as a friend

Cow- sounds so mean to call her that but it's her favorite animal. She's special needs but I still don't know how. She's a real G. There through everything.

Jazz- tall lanky. Sweet. Plays jazz. I miss him. Was gonna go to prom with him then didn't. Oh well. Button helped me through that mess as well.

Sps

Confused- theater kid. That's all

Dragon- strange, doesn't like touch. Goes to Catholic hs

Draw-art who programs too. Goes to special math school 2 hours away. DM

I have a dnd campaign going with them so I probably couldve used their character names bc even if they found this blog they'd just be like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Friends ;)

Boy oh boy. Most of these overlap tbh. Noodle boy, lampshade and Eggroll belong here

Callaway- never actually met in person. We talk about golf and send nudes. Ideal person tbh.

Neck- am a year older. Mentored his Lego robotics team. Asks for nudes daily. Occasionally gets them.

Step-was my old neighbor. Homeschooled until 7th grade. Very very large. Kinda scary tbh. Send occasionally, dislocated my ankle sucking his dick once

Titan- named after his truck, which I lost my virginity in. We have. An interesting relationship. Met him through a friend not mentioned. He hit on me, we talked, it wasn't gonna work as bf/gf but it would as fwb bc they're was mutual attraction on that end. The first time we met in person I gave him a handjob. December 2018 he told me he needed a break bc his mental health was failing, okay whatever. Comes back around March, do stuff quite often. The other day though, we just got done, and he told me he needed another break bc all he did was run to me for sex when he was sad. Totally cool but he also removed me from stuff so he wouldn't be tempted. Kinda sucks and im honestly a little hurt bc then the friendship is gone too but honestly it's probably for good. He will come back.

Anyway it's late and me and Harvard are both sad so gn, posts soon to come.