#but idk like this promotion means my scheduled hours are kinda all over the place

[sluttyten]

lowkey I’m so tired of my job but I’m also kinda too lazy to go out and find another one

[emiko-matsui]

hello this is my official list of what i think every member of the bau would work with if they wouldn't work at the bau like if that wasn't a reality you get me

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Jason Gideon: look i know this is technically canon but i truly do think he would be an author and would guest lecture a bit in his later years and like sure he could still write true crime books but also just regular crime novels i think this old man would just like to write

Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: i think she would work inside of the media, not in front of the camera necessarily but as a communicator or similarly inside of the media and the news. however i think there's a possibility of a divergence of path for her, i think its possible she could end up in a hostage situation due to her job in a similar situation like in neon terror and would start working out as a coping mechanism and like genuinely would pick up a (extra?) job as a personal trainer at her gym

Derek Morgan: firefighter. that's it i don't know what to say other than that, derek would 500% be a firefighter. there's nothing else. now that i think about it derek should've been a firefighter from the beginning fuck the bau this is his true calling don't even @ me

Elle Greenaway: similarly to JJ i think elle would work inside of the media but as an investigative journalist. well i think she would start out as a regular journalist but become an investigative journalist after a while because her drive would be too big you get me. also niche but i think that when she was a teen she was like briefly a singer like you know robin from how i met your mother but she would've made angry girl music

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: genuinely don't think this punk could stay away from the government so i think he would still work a fancy government job just not inside of the bau, maybe not even the fbi but i so think he'd still be in government. now what i have no idea because i know nothing about the government especially the american government seeing as im not even remotely american

David "Dave" Rossi: now i don't even know if this fucking counts but you know those really fancy shops that are like made of dark smelling wood and is called something extravagant with a cursive gold font and they sell like cigar or wine or herbal products or like mustache wax or whatever the fuck you know the places im talking about. i think rossi would work there and be that old man at the counter who will come up and talk to you and you have no idea if he just works there and is really invested in this stuff or if he owns the place or just a really weird costumer but then he's the one you pay too so you assume it's his but the moment you step out of the store you've forgotten his face and you never want to go back there but you always think about it once a month or something. if you don't know what kinda place im talking about consider yourself lucky

Penelope Garcia: if the bau wasn't even a prospect here there's no question that penelope would still be a hacker illegally and make most of her money from there but i also think that she would work in a small second hand shop with lots of old trinkets and clothes and stuff just because she genuinely thinks it's fun to work there and also the old woman who owns the shop lets her be on the computer when there's no costumers in the store. i just think she would sit there in her cupcake dress next to a ceramic old cat from the 1930s talking to bernice about her grandson while hacking jeff bezos on her computer

Spencer Reid: now it's time for spencer all over the place reid who i think would work at like one of those really prestige but still public libraries where like everyone is welcome but they have like locked rooms with super valuable books and stuff and he kinda does whatever there bc sometimes he gives tours talking about thr history of the building and stuff and sometimes you find him at the counter ready to guide you to the specific book you're looking for plus twenty other recommendations you should read if you like this book and sometimes you find him in a window reading and his coworkers politely ignore he's had his "break" for three hours now bc he guided 17 tours yesterday (only ten were scheduled) and they suspect he mightve slept here. plus in his spare time i think he would do some independent work to keep him stimulated with stuff but that's not a fully developed idea yet

Stephen Walker: this might be controversial but i think stephen would be a guidance counsellor at like a school and i don't know why but he has the vibe and i think he would be quite good at it. maybe he just gives me more official jawbone vibes from dimension 20

Emily Prentiss: i firmly believe this woman cannot hold down a job for her life. i think the bau and interpol were flukes in her reality because im quite certain emily would physically not be able to keep one job for longer than a year. if you mention a job she's probably done it. she's done everything from high positions in government to bagging groceries to leading seminars to breeding puppies. listen emily prentiss is a lesbian ex goth trust fund kid (like canonically yall). i think right now she's working with the lights for a theatre production and she's liking it and seems to have a knack for it

Tara Lewis: this one's out there but i think she would work as a principal at a university (do universities have principals?). but like the one who's in charge of a school but like advanced studies with like adults study after they've already studied if you know what i mean. idk i just think that's what she would be

Luke Alvez: hate to do this to luke but he would simply just be a cop. or like a detective (that's like a promotion for a cop in america right? bro my knowledge extends to brooklyn 99 and brooklyn 99 only). i hope this is because i feel like luke is the serious crime version of jake peralta and jake is the sitcom version of luke. anyway, cop

Matt Simmons: this is my magnum opus but bro i think he would be a podcaster. i think he would do a podcast with kristy. for everyone who follows my blog think justin and sydnee mcelroy but matt is sydnee. i think they would have a little podcast together. after his unit at the fbi (?) got got by linda barnes i think he would retire home and start doing podcasting full time with kristy. this is my hot take

Kate Callahan: because such a central part of kate's personality/backstory is that her sister died in 9/11 i think that kate would've been a nurse. specifically a nurse not a doctor and i don't think it's because a lack of competence or anything like that fuck u no i genuinely think kate wanted to be a nurse and chose to study to become that. her hours would still be crazy but maybe meg isn't as worried about her now

Ashley Seaver: i don't have a lot for seaver but i think she would work in local government more centralised like those guys from parks and rec and yes i realise ive made way too many references that some people might not understand but here we are. i think seaver would do whatever leslie does in parks and rec or something like that

Alex Blake: this is just a formality to have her on here because she's literally a linguistics professor in the show

[lveclouds]

a/n: this is another got7 drabble hehe i promise i have more bts fics on the way!! pls be patient with me dfjjkfjg 

genre: fluff 

rating: g (for all audiences) 

word count: 1.3k 

pairing: bambam x reader 

cupcake looked up at you, her eyes big and thoughtful, her head tilting, as if curious about something. “what?” you asked, gently petting her soft, fluffy fur, the strands like silk in between your fingers. cupcake only purred, settling down on the arm of the gray couch, tucking her paws underneath her, bright blue eyes closing in content. you sighed, letting out a soft sigh, leaning back on the couch, exhaustion hitting you. you hadn't gotten much sleep since you agreed to help take care of bambam's cats, which was not an easy task, whatsoever. you weren't sure if it was because you had never raised a pet of your own, let alone four animals at once, so you were feeling pretty drained as of late. however, you didn't want to complain, because bambam wasn't strict at all, and was pretty laidback most of the time, and you made sure that it would stay that way. however, despite the lack of sleep you got, you had fallen in love with all his pets, and they seemed to like you to, for they were always affectionate with you, even the cats. you loved being able to spend time with them, and on rare occasions, bambam dropped by to check on them. he was rarely home due to his busy schedule, and from what you heard, was always boarding planes, whether it'd be to thailand, america, or even back to korea. he wasn't usually home, which meant that you usually had his house to yourself, as well as the animals' attention.

and, as you had taken care of his cats, you somehow managed to develop a little crush on bambam, which you were a bit embarrassed about, as it was kinda unprofessional to have a crush on your employer, but you couldn't help it. not only was bambam one of the most stunning guys you'd ever laid eyes on, but also one of the sweetest. he had a heart of gold, and was very selfless, always putting others before himself. he was also the first person who trusted you enough to stay at his house, alone, and even suggested you sleep in one of the guest rooms, to which you refused, for you thought that he was being generous enough with the fact that he was letting you stay in his house, for heavens sake. so, much to his dismay, you often slept on the couch, a warm white blanket draped over you, your head pillowed on a couch cushion. surprisingly, though, you slept pretty well most nights, despite being woken a few times to the animals wanting food, as his cats were pretty energetic at night.

you were so lost in thought that you didn't hear the front door open. "y/n?" you heard a familiar voice call, and your face flushed scarlet once you realized who it was. a few seconds later, bambam appeared before you, looking immaculate in black jeans and a bright yellow sweater, black hair swept off his face, styled perfectly. he looked as if he had just finished a photoshoot, despite his outfit being so casual, and you envied his ability to look good in anything he wore.

"hey." you said as he went to sit next to you on the couch, cupcake immediately getting up and settling into his lap, looking content. "so, when did you get back?" "a few hours ago. i had to stop by the company to record a few songs with jaebeom hyung. how are you? have the cats been giving you any trouble?" you shook your head. "no, they're pretty well-behaved." bambam grinned, his expression slightly smug. "of course, i'm the one who raised them, after all." you laughed, shoving his shoulder lightly. "you're ridiculous." "it's just the way i roll, baby." you rolled your eyes playfully. "quit being arrogant before i punch you." "i'd like to see you try."

"anyways, how have you been, bam?" the nickname slipped out of your mouth automatically, and as you tried to apologize, he shook his head, a small grin on his face. "don't apologize. i actually like the nickname, its cute." you felt your face flush scarlet. "as for me, well, i've been pretty busy recently. i just got back from a fanmeet in thailand, which was fun, but i'm drained. and then jaebeom hyung asked me to go to the studio, and even though all i wanted was to sleep, i couldn't say no to him. i mean, he literally pulls all-nighters sometimes just to write songs, so its the least i could do for him." "you're such a softie, aren't you?" a faint pink settled across his cheekbones. "s-shut up. i just wanted to do something nice for jaebeom hyung, ok?" "whatever you say bam," you singsonged. "and yeah, i've been pretty busy recently, so i'm glad that i finally have a break." "how long are you off for?" "not long, unfortunately. the break's only a month because next month, we start comeback promotions." "seriously? already?" bambam nodded, and it was the first time you actually noticed the prominent dark circles under his eyes, and your heart broke a little at the sight. you couldn't imagine what it was like to barely have any time for yourself, let alone not being able to sleep well.

"i hope you can take a longer break soon." "i hope so, too." "anyways, what do you want for dinner?" "how about chicken from that place that you and jackson were talking about?" bambam grinned. "sure, why not? i haven't had food from there in a while."

that night, as you and bambam were practically inhaling chicken wings, you decided to tell him how you felt. and, yeah, maybe it was a bit ridiculous that you were about to confess to bambam while you were eating chicken, for gods sake, but you knew that if you kept your feelings to yourself, you would surely go insane. "uh, bam? i know this isn't the right time for this, but-" "i like you too." bambam mumbled as he reached for another chicken wing. "what?" "you were going to say you like me, right?" "y-yeah, but how the hell did you know? was i being that obvious?" bambam shook his head. "no, i kinda just figured it out? i guess? i mean, yugyeom kept telling me that you were gonna confess soon, but i thought he was just trying to tease me, you know how he is. then, i confirmed it when i caught you looking at me while i was cooking." "ah, you noticed?" "mmm. i pretended like i didn't though, because i didn't want to embarrass you." you groaned. "are you serious? i held in my feelings for this long only to find out that you knew?? all this time?" bambam chuckled. "well, now that all of that is out of the way, wanna date?" you laughed. "wanna date? wow, so blunt." you teased. "shut up, i'm trying to be romantic!" "bam, how the hell is asking someone if they wanna date romantic?" "why, is it not?" you sighed in frustration. "no, it's not. and even though you asked me that question in the worst way possible, yes, i'll date you." "see? i'm just that smooth." "bam, shut up and eat your chicken before i slap you."

and, as you fell asleep that night, you felt your lips curve into a smile. even though your confession hadn't gone as you had planned, you were happy that it had resulted in bambam becoming your boyfriend. and, you would be lying if you weren't nervous. after all, this was your first relationship. but despite the nerves, you were also excited. excited to start a new relationship with an amazing guy, and the opportunity to make even more memories.

a/n: uh idk what this was but i hope you guys enjoyed this nonetheless! my next drabble will be a bit angsty, and it'll be a jinyoung drabble hehe and i promise i have more bts drabbles coming!! pls be patient with me fhksjdhfjkhdsjkfh

tagging: @yongcherie​ (hope you don’t mind me tagging you love hehe)

[coloremoving]

Ok honestly I’m so freaking confused by all the drama with Perth and Saint. Do you mind explaining it all from start to finish because I am so lost?

Oh wow erm.. from start to finish? Well, there’s a lot going on LOL I don’t really want to dwell so much on this topic cause it’s kinda upsetting and also it seems to calm down. I get information from twitter and also from opald. You can go through her tags under #perth tanapon or #lbc cast And i believe this ask have been sitting in my inbox for quite some time haha so by now you should probably know what’s going on but I’ll just give some points regarding it.

It started off with a rumour that Saint is being sold into marriage to a man 

Then one of Perth’s manager, Big, posted this in his igstory Translation: Even if you put it in a basket and wash it over and over (Thai proverb) It won’t be clean. I thought that I’d see it in a drama, didn’t think I’d see it in the real world. It’s funny right? - *The Thai proverb ‘put in the basket and washed’ means trying to clean up lust. Like someone who did something sexual and is now claiming that they didn’t do it and they’re so clean. (Thanks opald) So Big pretty much called Saint a slut which is bullshit (I believe some Thai fans think that the rumour appear cause of Perth’s management idk)

And there’s the events. I noticed at first that whenever there’s an event with the LBC casts, it’s always the 5 - 7 of them and none of them are Saint. I thought it was because Saint is busy with his individual schedule. But apparently NOT. Saint’s manager, P’Keng decided to spill the ‘tea’ that Perth’s managers purposely picked events that won’t have Saint in it. One of the event from Kazz Magazine (the one where the boys went to Chiang Mai? and played with the elephants) was suppose to be a PerthSaint event. However, Perth’s manager told Kazz that they want their boys (Plan, Mark, Gun & Title) to replace Saint and lower the price from 5000 baht to 2000+? If I’m not wrong (to pay the boys) So Thai fans was really pissed about it

Then there’s the interviews with Perth’s managers from daradaily which cause a lot of rages. I remember one of it is that they say they’re not series managers but actor managers so it’s not their job to promote Love By Chance which again, is bullshit cause they’re using the LBC name to get the boys to attend events. This really upsets a lot of people including Khun New, the director of LBC cause he worked so hard with the boys and now that they’re popular, they pretty much throw him away. Hence, there was a lot of hate towards the managers and the boys. I do feel bad for Perth cause he’s in the middle of these and I believe he can’t do anything about it. I may be biased cause I really like Perth more than Saint but Saint experienced way worse stuff like that rumour and not being able to attend some events cause Perth’s managers doesn’t want him to which is really upsetting. Hence, I admit that my love for Perth did decrease because of all these but now I love them equally

One of Perth’s manager, Gin actually said some stuff on his twitter (I can’t remember) but basically he was lying and said that it was Saint side that was in the wrong. But oh well, majority of the fans already hated them Then later on Big decided to post an apology on his twitter - he said (I’ll just summarise it), “If I have hurt Saint, then I would like to apologise.” Err, it’s not “IF” but you DID hurt his feelings especially with that post of yours in your igstory ugh. Then he said he have discussed with P’Keng to allow PerthSaint events (hell yeah) Yeah, he did apologise but I still won’t forgive him. He probably apologise cause he can’t handle the hate pressure from fans (hate ≠ no more money) But Gin and Pupae (another Perth’s manager) until now did not apologise ugh

Another bullshit thing happened and it was during the airing of LBC Episode 14 Director’s Cut event with mostly all the LBC casts. They have two timings and in both timings, fans did some special video for the casts. But in the second timing, the special video that is done by one of Perth’s biggest fansite (I believe it was Perth’s Place? Correct me if I’m wrong) doesn’t have Saint in it, AT ALL. So after that video and during the casts talks, the fans had a fight with the fansite master lol Do you know what the master said? That she couldn’t find a photo of all the cast with Saint, which again is BULLSHIT cause P’Chen (another Saint’ manager) revealed a screenshot of a conversation the fansite master and him which shows that P’Chen actually sent a file of Saint photos. With all the hate, she decided to close Perth’s Place lol

There’s more but I’ll just end of here. Saint experience so much for a 20-year-old boy, it’s INSANE. I don’t how he still able to smile and also forgave the managers because I was in his shoes, I’ll probably start a riot lol With all these dramas, no wonder Khun New and P’Nan (one of the investors) decided to not do SS2. Obviously I’m sad about it cause we didn’t get to see more AePete but I’ll patiently wait and hope that Season 2 would happen maybe a year or later

(P.S I’m both PinSon and SonPin shipper cause I can’t pick side. Yeah, call me a coward I DON”T CARE)

[surveysonfleek]

518.

5000 Question Survey Pt. 28

2601. Do you think cell phones cause cancer? apparently everything causes cancer these days. i don’t know anyone personally who doesn’t have a cell phone, would that mean the chances of getting cancer at at its highest? Are cell phone users more likely to get into car accidents? while using the phone while driving, yes. Do cell phones really interfere with a plane's navigation equipment? apparently so. Are cell phones immune from computer viruses? i don’t think so? Can using a cell phone at a gas station spark a fire? apparently. geez, five questions within one question. cool.

2602. What makes a guy see a chick as less of a cute little girl and more of a woman? i guess if they look older? 2603. What is it about football that makes people want to watch it? the passion, the atmosphere and the game itself? i hate football though lmao. 2604. What is the best show on tv? tbh i think it’s the office.  2605. Are you more of a tape dispenser or a stereo speaker and why? i’m... not sure. 2606. What do you think is overrated? instagram models and most youtubers. What is underrated? people out there trying to make a difference in the world. 2607. Can spiders ump? huh? Did you interpret that as 'jump' or 'hump or 'bump' or other? jump. 2608. What's the matter with adults today? we’re too reliant on technology. 2609. Have you ever worked 'off the books'? no...? 2610. Have you ever worked 9-5? i have before. If not do you think you ever will? i don’t right now, but i’d love to have a normal working schedule like that. i hate working nights. 2611. Do men or woman make better bosses? it honestly just depends on the person. 2612. Do you believe that people should more up through a company or that the higher up positions should be filled by people hired from outseide the company? i think people should be offered to move up in their company since they’re more likely experienced with the ‘smaller’ things. 2613. Why is it that no one seems to care about their job? it’s just a grind, need to work to live, right? 2614. When I go into a store, why doesn't anyone know anything about what they are selling? that just means their training wasn’t in depth enough. 2615. Have you ever seen those people that get that blank, lost expression when they go into a store and kinda shuffle along like zombies? not really? Do you wonder how they got up, dressed themselves, and made it to the store in the first place? ... 2616. When did you/will you graduate college? i graduated in 2013. 2617. When will Eminem stop whining about his bad childhood and move on?? i haven’t heard him whine about that in a long time. 2618. I am drug free. Are you drug free? yes. 2619. I have piercings and am getting tattoos. Do you have either? i have my ears and nose pierced. no desire to get tatts. 2620. Can you REALLY say that your way is the right way? sometimes. Maybe there is a different way for everyone? sure. 2621. What do you think of the song 'Imagine'? it’s soothing and thought provoking. 2622. Can you think of any reason i might have written this, other than I am bored with too much time on my hands? no idea. 2623. What is the purpose of art? i guess to get our visual senses running. How about movies? Music? 2624. Do you think that anything has lost its value because it's become too 'commercial'? What? instagram. before it was just a way to share photos but now it’s a popularity contest. 2625. Have you ever been promoted? no actually lol. fired? not really, more like ‘let go’. they didn’t need me anymore coz their business was failing. 2626. What do you call your private area? Does it have a nickname? vag. and no. 2627. What parts of your body are shaved? armpits, legs and down there. 2628. What is a peachclam? female genitals? 2629. What is the american dream? being successful in america. Is it the same as your dream? no, i don’t like there. 2630. Do you need to be right all the time? no. 2631. There was a sculpture that was supposed to be displayed for a week in the Rockafeller Center in NYC of a falling woman - designed as a memorial to those who jumped or fell to their death from the World Trade Center. It was complained about as grotesque, innopropriate and describe as 'not art' What do you think? 9/11 is still a very sensitive topic, i believe it could be considered art but the negative way it’ll make people feel overpowers its artistic message. It was taken down early because it was seen as 'offensive'. What do you think about that? that totally fair enough. The artist, Fischl, said in a statement. ``It was a sincere expression of deepest sympathy for the vulnerability of the human condition. Both specifically towards the victims of Sept. 11 and towards humanity in general.'' Are people just too sensitive? Or maybe people are NOT sensitive ENOUGH to the idea that others may have different views from them (or from the majority)? i can see it from both ways. She these different, opposing or offensive views be allowed to be expressed freely and openly? Why or why not? i think it’s best if it were in an art gallery instead. more like-minded people would visit it and appreciate it how the artist wanted it to be portrated. 2632. What letter's sound do you like the best? i’ve... never thought about that. 2633. What is one movie charater you identify with and why? none really. 2634. Do you act the same when you are alone as you do when people are watching? not really. 2635. Why is everyone so obssessed with superheros? i don’t knowww. 2636. What cliches do you hear over-used the most? meh. 2637. Do you handle inconvieniences well? not really. i’ll most likely complain. 2638. Are you a fan of Jackie Chan? yeah, he’s funny, talented, charming and does his own stunts lol. 2639. Is a promise a big deal? to me, yes. i don’t take them lightly. 2640. What is your place in the universe? right here. 2641. Once some scientists dug up a woolly mamoth, frozen in ice. It was still completely whole, not rotted or fosilized. The scientists decided to have a dinner party. It was a very posh affair. they served roast woolly mamoth steaks, the rarest meat in all the world. So, if you were invited, would you have eaten it? no. 2642. What are 3 things you DON'T want to know? when im gna die, any ‘truths’ in my family that would make me think differently of them and sob stories in general. 2643. It seems to me that a lot of people don't value their lives, or life in general very highly. Why do you suppose that is? it’s just the way the world works i guess. not everyone wants to eat healthy, work out, strive to be the best person they can be etc.  Are you like that? sometimes. 2644. Do you celebrate the harvest moon? no. 2645. Do you believe in out of body experiances? possibly. 2646. Why does so much depend upon a red wheel barrel glazed with rain water beside the white chickens? ok. 2647. Why do so many people get jobs that they dislike? because it’s all about earning money. 2648. Do you think that in THIS world, being creative is a handicap? no? Why or why not? being creative is a blessing and a way to express yourself. 2649. Do you ever get chills or shivers during movies? What movies? not really. 2650. Do you believe in the collective unconsiouss(that people are like onions..the outer layers are individualistic and the deeper you go the more similar we all are)? lol haven’t thought about it that deeply. 2651. Do you think that most people have the qualities you look for in friends/intimate relationships or do you feel alienated? the people i surround myself with are enough. i’m not really looking for new friends. 2652. Are you very critical: of others? yes. of yourself? yes. 2653. Is there such a thing as expecting too much? definitely. 2654. Would you rather take an hour lunch break or skip lunch and get out of work early? ski[ lunch and get off work early, always. 2655. Do you believe that happiness is equal to fakeness? shallowness? joy? something good that happens? an attitude you have inside no matter what happens? idk. 2656. Can you control your emotions? for the most part, yes. have you ever tried? yes. 2657. Imagine you are 34 weeks pregnant. You are healthy and you didn't have any major problems in your pregnancy. Would you consider flying from the UK to Germany, which takes one hour, without a bad feeling that something could go wrong or the baby decides to come out earlier? there would have to be a really good reason that i’m flying in the first place. i usually wouldn’t risk it. 2658. How long do you think it would take you to jog a mile? forever. i’m really unfit. 2659. Word assciation: twilight: wolf. garden: gnome. warm: sun. stars: sky. crash: bandicoot. mold: bathrooms. gold: leaf. green: leaf. lush: garden. 2660. Picture a triangle: Quick! What color is it? orange. Picture a square. Quick! What color is it? blue. Picture a circle. Quick! What color is it? yellow. Why do you think you saw these shapes as these colors? idk lol. 2661. What things are endless? nothing. 2662. Are you ever subtle? i can be. 2663. Because we don't know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood...some afternoon that's so deeply a part of your being that you can't conceive of your life without it? How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? How can you fully appreciate these moments, every moment, when it all seems limitless? ~Paul Bowles excerpt from The Sheltering Sky 2664. Do you never have an ordinary day? yes. 2665. Do you embrace every single thing you've never known? not everything. 2666. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a satanist? no lol. 2667. Can stress sometimes be good? if you work well under stress, then yeah. 2668. Write something random, just whatever flows out of your head without thinking. Forget punctuation just try to type as fast as you think: okay, this is getting boring.  2669. Are you a musical snob? yes. How about a film snob? no. 2670. When you were in school did you learn to think or repeat? think. 2671. Do you have everything you need to be happy? not yet. If not, what is missing? a direction. 2672. Would you take a very casualy dropped 'maybe I should just kill myself' as a warning ssign? yes, for sure. 2673. What does the word 'ironic' mean? Can you give an example of an ironic situation? no. 2674. What did you see today that was beautiful in an ordinary way? a plane flying through the sky. 2675. Have you ever been on the edge of the night? no? 2676. Do you feel oppressed in some way? no. 2677. Who do you think shot JFK? idk. Who do you think shot Martin Luthar King? idk. Why do you think they got shot? haters. 2679. Are you aware that although only about 14 percent of the american total population is black, that about 70 percent of the people in jail in america are black? Why do you think that is? a large part of it is racism, surely. a lot of the stuff in the media basically proves it. What conclusion can you draw based on this? whatever. 2678. Do you think that the culture you live in is completely open to all ideas and forms of expression? hell no. australia is one of the most narrow minded countries that’s very developed. tell me otherwise, please. 2680. What do you think of the character (muppet) on sesame street that has aids and should this kind of a theme be explored in children's television? it’s good. and yes, i feel like children should be educated on the different backgrounds and situations people in the world can be in. 2681. Are you dyslexic? no. 2682, Can you construct a bong out of: household objects? sure. an apple? sure. your cat? i dont have a cat. 2683. Starwars, star trek or star gate? none. 2684. Windows or mac? mac. 2685. Do you start conversations or wait for other people to start them? it depends who it is. 2686. How many phallac symbols can you think of? plenty. 2687. Would you but tickets to see the top ten american idols sing live? no. 2688. A bird may love a fish...but where would they live? on the shore. 2689. Are you a hologram or a misfit? none. 2690. How are you oriented sexually? straight. Do you agree with the people who say that everyone is bi-sexual even if they don't want to admit it? i think preferences are purely dependant on the person. you can’t label anyone but yourself. 2691. If you are the only human on the planet of the apes do you have sex with an ape? i don’t know. 2692. If you are making out with a sex someone and you reach down and find they have a fish tail instead of legs do you still fool around with them? no. 2693. Does superman wear kryptonite condoms? idk. 2694. Do you know exactly where you are? Do you know the meaning of it all? Do you know the distance to the sun? Do you know the echo that is love? *yawn* 2694. Do you believe you are: extraordinary? Blessed? Cursed? Won? lame lol. 2695. What are you doing this weekend? not sure yet. definitely going out on sunday night though.  2696. Do you believe that black people should get money to make up for their previous enslavement? the ones who have been freed, yes definitely. Do you believe that all oppressed people should get money to make up for their oppression? yes. 2697. What's a quagmire? that guy from family guy. 2698. Is philosophy a science or can everyone have their own philosophy? to each their own. 2699. Are you a big fish in a small pond? no. 2700. Would you like to read an entire novel written in stream of consciousness form? idk.