#but idk i love the idea that hes just kind of like 'idk fuckall im just here chillin with my very cool wife and sometimws i hav boobs'

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Saotome Ranma he/him genderfluid and demi thanks for coming to my tedtalk

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actually hodl on here's a shorthand summary of the 12 seasons i watched spoilers below

ghosts adn werewolves and vampires and shit i guess. also some freak with really bad spirit halloween contacts *dean voice* we gotta kill those sons of bithces sammy!

sam might be half demon or smth lmao this is why you dotn go to an ivy league school, kids

ah fuck me dean's gotten into some sort of self-sacrificing bullshit again and sold his soul to save sam's life. also there's a really hot british lady now

christ almighty (but not literally, they never actually mention jesus in this show) the angels are here and boy are they all massive fucking dicks. sam thinks he's the antichrist and dean and cas have a weird amount of aggressive homoerotic tension for two guys who just met each other adn are at each other's throats like 99% of the time

SAM FUCKED UP AND LUCIFER GOT RELEASED FROM HELL. THE ANGELS ARE BAD EVERYTHIGN IS BAD, SAM AND DEAN ARE DESTINED TO MURDER EACH OTHER AND END THE WORLD. WE'RE SO INCREDIBLY FUCKED. just kidding free will perseveres :) also oh yeah dean's retired and living with his girlfriend and sam's trapped in hell forever now

just kidding again he's out but now he's soulless. also crowley and cas are speedrunning a bad end good omens. heaven is in turmoil, all the angels are slaughtering each other, raphael still wants to start the apocalypse, and everything is badly written

oh god oh fukc cas messed up big time and now he's dead. the most horribly written bargain bin eldritch beings are trying to conquer the world through really shitty capitalism but im sure everything will turn out fine. aaannnndddd dean and cas are in purgatory now

oh hey dean and cas are back! except now cas is bein lobotomized and mind controlled by the angels because he literally will not stop disobeying for even one second. gettem cassie. anyway sam and dean are tryign to close the gates of hell and crowley goes hey man. cmon. and tries to stop them. sam almost dies adn cas gets tricked into making all the angels fall

i literally dont remember this one im so serious. i have no idea what happens here ohter than i think crowley started kind of being a good guy here and there was a demon girlboss trying to kill him? idk it ends with dean turnign into a demon though

dean and crowley have a summer flign until crowley gets tired of it and calls sam up to cure dean. and then everyone teams up to remove the kill-everything-in-sight curse that dean had to get to murder the aforementioned demon girlboss. also crowley's mom is here now???? adn she's the world's hottest scottish deadbeat witch mommy. i mean mom. anyway she's evil i love u rowena we're all htrilled ur here rowena <3 <3 <3

ok stick with me here bc this is where i start to lose people. htey remove the curse from dean but in the process accidentally release god's evil sister. yeah. um. she's in love with dean for Straight Person reasons also for some reason everyone decides it's a good idea to free lucifer, the actual devil, to try and defeat her and he posesses cas. this season was not good.

THIS SEASON WAS EVEN WORSE THERE'S MORE BRITISH PEOPLE NOW FOR SOME REASON theyre like really shitty secondrate james bond hunters adn they hate americans. honestly everyone does fuckall the whole season and then cas and crowley die adn crowley doesnt even come back so this is about hwere i checked out

THAT'S IT HTAT'S ALL YOURE WELCOME FORT HE SUMMARY

dont plan on watching spn but can i get a recap for the series please?

THE WHOLE SERIES? HTE ENTIRE FUCKING THING??? YOUD HAVE TO PAY ME FOR THAT BUD U COULD LITERALLY GETA BACHELOR'S DEGREE IN SUPERNATURAL