#but i was like why is it 2racha and not 3racha tho

[agendratum]

seungmin wasn't lying, this jjam performance can really jam

[byunhaarmy]

SKZ Being Jealous (Hyung Line)

（This was actually requested by someone on another site called “Lofter”, it’s Chinese so you’ll probably not understand, but if anyone actually knows Chinses and wants to see the original version, here’s a link: 当麋鹿的崽崽们吃醋了）

Not angst, it’s actually more towards crack

Bang Chan

Chan is not usually a jealous person. As the leader of a boy band full of crazy young men, Chan needs a magnanimous heart.

But since he met you, everything seems to have changed.

Maybe this is the so-called possessiveness you were talking about?

Every time he sees you with another species (yes, species), he feels like his heart is being gripped by someone.

But his "male chauvinist" heart and ego does not allow him to have too much of a reaction.

So when you and other people/animal/electronics (?) spend too much time together, he'll pop out of nowhere and pretend to cough:

"Ahem, Chris is so tired today. Chris sure wishes if someone would take care of poor Chris. Chris wants kisses, hugs and cuddles!!"

I don't know what gave him the idea that it wasn't obvious. Tho even it’s totally stupid, every time you hear this kind of "complain", you can't help but to lol

"Well, well, our baby kangaroo, nothing else is as important as you."

Minho

Minho does do a good job of keeping away those nasty human beings. But the one thing he can’t keep away:

Minho is a tsundere. Cats are also tsunderes. I swear Lee Minho is just a cat but in human form. This cat is also extremely possessive. Never allow his woman to be taken away by anyone else! What I mean is: you don’t really have a chance to get him jealous. 

Except, you do.

Changbin (Don’t even ask me why Binnie’s is so long Idk it just Happened)

The electronics!

You: "Ahhhh, Hannie is SO SO SO hot!!!! I’m in love with 3racha!!!! Look at this man rap! He’s spitting fire!!!!”

Lee Know: “I can rap too......”

You: "ah ah ah Hyunji is such a cutie I can’t, how does one be as attractive as Hwang Hyunjin? I don’t understandddddd! Look at those dance moves! Ahhhh!”

Lee Know: “Remember how I’m also part of the dance line?”

You: "ah ah ah ah ah look at baby Seungmin, how can one be so cute? Aww my heart litterary melts everytime I see him!!! Minho can we have a kid like Seungmin? Can we name him after Seungmin??”

Lee Know: (ok this one isn’t that bad) “ But don't you want our kid to look like me???” 

You: "But no matter how attractive, how cute, how lovely they are, compared to my Minho? No, my heart will always belong to the one and only Lee Minho!”

Minho happily hops away.

Binnie's was less funny, because of his height, he was genuinely scared when he saw you with other men who (he felt) were better than him. Fear that you'll realize that these men are 10,000 times better than he is (fake) and fear that you'll leave him. You're also a sensible girl, so you don't usually go for the philandering, you stay away from people with the same gender as you. Let alone the opposite.

But one time Binnie still got jealous! Why?

You: "Chanie, Hannie, isn't it Changbin's birthday soon? I thought since there was nothing to give him. Shall we write him a song?"

2racha: “Sure.”

Binnie doesn't know about this, of course, but he's been seeing you with the two other rachas a lot lately.

Though he trusts you, and he trusts his other bandmates not to steal his girl, he is still very curious.

*congratulations on getting a peeping Bin*

Binnie's face fell to the ground as he watched you laughing and talking with the other two rachas.

But he's afraid to ask you. He's afraid if he asks you, you'll just break up with him.

So he went back to your shared home with a sad face, lied in bed and began to sleep, trying to forget it all.

A few hours later, he suddenly felt the mattress beside him sink.

Binnie slowly opened his eyes and saw you looking worried.

"Bin, Chan told me that you didn't come to training. You didn't answer your phone calls or texts. What's the matter? Is something wrong?"

Changbin just woke up hearing the only word he doesn’t want to hear about right now.

"Bang Chan this, Bang Chan that! If you enjoy being with him so much that we might as well break up!"

The next second he realizes what he’s just said and mentally slaps himself. But his brain is not fully awake and you interrupt him before he can speak.

"Seo Changbin! Chan is the team leader who CARES about you! And you blame him for doing his job? What nonsense!"

"No, I... “ Changbin took a breath. "You've been spending a lot of time with Bang Chan and Han Jisung, I, I was just... "

After hearing that, you’ve finally realized why he was reacting so weirdly. You couldn’t help but laugh at how cute he was.

Changbin looks at you as if you were crazy.

"No, Binnie, they're preparing my surprise for you! Isn't it your birthday next week?"

[SeoChangbin. JPG]

You look at his ears reddening and reach out to rub his hair.

"Ok, now that the misunderstanding is solved, you,  go to JYP with me to apologize to them both! Right now!”