#but i say it's better safe than sorry

[undertale-fic-librarby]

Howdy! In light of recent posts talking about a raid of people sending innapropriate imagery to blogs via asks, the ask box will unfortunately be staying closed for at least a little while longer!

[doctor-vertigo]

Oh right I went a bit insane the other day and decided to babygirlify the computer

[stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage]

Inquisition: I spend three hours in the Hinterlands fighting bears for their leather to make new armor and weapons for my companions while tracking down every landmark for the Saga of Tyrdda Bright-Axe, Avvar-Mother. My party is Blackwall, Vivienne, and Cole. I'm exhausted. I think to myself, "I miss my man." With one last bear, I finally have enough materials.

I go back to Skyhold, but the armor/weapons and the war table missions can wait. I rush into Cullen's office. I press him for updates, and he asks me if he should be worried about the cake Sera gave him [he should], and I tell him he needs to take a break.

I take in the view as I wait for him. He arrives, and in front of all the Inquisition scouts, soldiers, and the Maker Himself, we kiss. I am content, I am satisfied. Can't wait to do it again.

Veilguard: I spend what feels like three hours fighting that damn forgotten one dragon in Necropolis that I'm clearly under-leveled for but keep trying to kill out of spite. Taash and Emmrich are in my party. I'm exhausted. I think to myself, "I miss my man." We finally kill the dragon, and as we leave, Taash and Emmrich bicker about something that I'm tuning out.

I go back to the Lighthouse. Companions have quests for me, but they can wait. I rush up the stairs and break into a sprint as I burst through the doors, dart across the courtyard to the dining hall. I find Lucanis in his pantry. He's sitting on his bed with a cup of coffee in hand.

As I approach, he lifts his head to look deeply into my eyes, and he says to me:

"I think we're getting low on onions again."

Tears well up as I realize there's no affection to be had. I leave the pantry, leave the dining hall, and go hug Assan for the 2547th time.

I didn't think it was possible to feel so touch-starved while playing a dragon age game, and yet, here I am.

[sheepydwagondraws]

I got top surgery lol

(original comic by @/laurenbudoren)

[art-bloob]

Well.

[funnyscienceman]

'jayce doesnt kill viktor and the two of them run the commune in peace' happily ever after aus just get me so giggly. i think it would be really funny if the commune actually legitimately wasnt fucked up. like no one lost their free will, no one became a puppet, viktor is acting like his normal self and is also functionally jesus now and he and his lab partner are running actual fucking heaven on earth down in the fissures. like zaun just accepts this as normal i guess. what the hell sure guys

[diiambee]

The middle portion of Love in paradise is great because not only is it catchy— the catchines catches you off guard to the very disturbing (in context) lyrics

It has the similar vibe to songs like the first few minutes of "Our love is God" from heathers or "You will still be mine" from waitress I think.. Love songs masking bad, potentially dark, intentions..

[bloggingboutburgers]

Tbh I feel like going to the US while the Nazis are in power is suicidal. So of course I don't understand your choice of going instead of your SO coming to Europe. But while I don't understand, I wish and pray for you to be safe. Whatever you choose, I hope you guys will be okay

You might be right. I have no idea what the future has in store or if I'll come to regret it. But I've already stated my reasons. As it stands, with the year-long process we've already started and that we can't just flip on a dime overnight, my partner can't come and stay in Europe legally just like that. Legal immigration is not that easy in one way or the other. Also... Yeah, I've stated that before, but one shouldn't underestimate how shitty things have been getting in Europe for the past few years as well, and how the influence of the US (which is huge) is likely to make things worse. So again I'm not 100% sure whether that'd have been better anyway.

Also also... Ima be real, I've shared that before, but the time where I was separated from my partner due to the travel ban was the only time in my life where I had actual suicidal ideation. I don't want this to happen again. That's why I'm making moves so it doesn't, first and foremost.

[ritz-regrezzez]

🦕dinosaur agere moodboard ( 🦕 🦕 🦕 )

[emathyst9]

I'm nice so I'm sharing it here too because I finally remembered one of my headcanons I haven't posted

Yes William's a killer yes he likes to hurt people but. What if his love language was patching up the wounds of someone he cares about

Like he will stop everything and rush over to bandage the wound and make sure he knows exactly what he needs to do to take care of it

And try to internalize his panic for their well being, but William also wants to feel that he controls their fate a bit because he's the one stepping in to help

He's the good guy for doing that when he could have just been ignorant right? He couldn't prevent the injury but he can fix it, that makes him a better person, right?

I totally based this off that one angst Willry writing I've talked about here but um yeah

Like when he's not the one to hurt his kids, he'll try to fix them up

And if anything happens to Henry he'll tend to him right away too

It's cathartic for him to do this and he almost likes taking care of someone's wounds as much as he does inflicting them

Almost, that is (I love giving him duality sorry not sorry)

[caorl]

avoiding to read the last chapters of orv just like kdj avoided reading the epilogue to twos

[frownatic]

I'm getting kinda annoyed at people hating Bee's design for not being "accurate" because I didn't see anyone being mad about these two being inaccurate

Asmodeus doesn't have three heads, doesn't have the face of a human, doesn't have a crown, doesn't have wings, doesn't have pointy ears, nor does he have bird feet

Paimon is even more outrageous! He isn't a beautiful man, and he doesn't have a camel. He has zero connections to actual Paimon!!

I'm not saying you can't dislike Bee's design, god knows it's a hit and miss kind of design, but you can just not like it instead of setting a standard that you haven't had for any other design

[chaoticgoodcrow]

Let Papyrus Say Fuck! (I'm a few days late cuz I only remembered the date when I saw other people posting haha whoops)

[0xy--m0r0n]

"такое красивое лицо, испорченное".

[detectivehole]

the strange and perplexing duality of having throughly grown up with smartphones and knowing both that the free, unlimited, and semi-personal access to the internet they provided was, while also a curse, probably vital to your and others free positive development during otherwise hostile situations and times, and probably still is today... and also that it is a poison box of misery that you'd probably be better off without. or at least with way way less of. and then for fun, trying to imagine how you'd regulate your own kids time with it, if you were to have one

[gotmyass2marz]

gettin close to that time of the year again

the wounds never heal over or stop bleeding btw . also they are Bright Pink . cupid loves the dramatics