#but i raised these kids smh /lh

[lemlem21]

THEY FINALLY GOT CLOCKED BY ANON HEHEHEHHDHE

hari & neevi my beloved. yes anon you are right. brooding dilf w/ parental instincts x silly pretty boy allergy disaster

their intro post!! by @whumpbug yours truly

[that-tall-queer-bassist]

I have an underrated superpower of "children declaring me to be their bestfriend in minutes to hours".

Idk why they clock me as approachable and goofy but they do and they're right. I have multiple peices of art from kids I don't know the name of (beautiful btw, even if not anatomically correct nd done in crayon XD), I have been declared a best friend mulitple times, I get goodbye hugs over their actual friends and/or relatives.

I am simply superior to common folk. (Read as: I have no dignity and love "childish things" and tangents and loose ended stories. Our cnversation went like - her sister loves labrador retrievers that's awesome! do you wanna see a picture of my dog? Oh you like pink too? Awesome! You think they make a pink sequined beanie in my size? Oh well guess I'll learn how to sew. Oh you know how to sew? Cool! I'm not very good yet. Oh you aren't either? Well then we can be bad at it together and just keep practicing :) [this is genuinely how we talked for like 15 minutes. love my new bestie <3 she's 7 and awesome. probably not gonna see her ever again but I will remember forever])

[gr1an]

smh none of you know the history of jimmy and joel

(this is entirely lighthearted and melodramatic but i’m still honestly saying what i think)

i’ve seen at least two posts today implying that jimmy and joel’s homosexual tendencies on the real life smp are a result of etho not being on when,,, in all reality,,, there’s more proof of his whole thing with etho on hermitcraft being because jimmy isn’t there. the shenanigans on real life smp are more of a return to form for joel than anything else.

i’ve only known about these nerds for a bit, and most of what i know about empires season 2 has been absorbed through others, but hear me out.

joel has jimmy’s kid in empires season 2. they raise the kid together. before he proposes to lizzie in empires s1 joel includes a romantic compilation of himself and jimmy. hell, even the neck kisses bit started with jimmy. jimmy wanted to kiss him goodbye and joel misspoke to tell him to kiss his neck rather than his cheek. joel only started getting weird with etho in that decked out stream after jimmy left and etho made it weird(er).

im not a smalletho hater! i’m quite literally writing a fanfic about them rn. but. cmon guys. /lh

[seelestia]

right back at u! >:D

also i hope college has been going well for you too and that you're able to take breaks /gen but ye fr gonna need that strength cuz i'm hanging in there ;v; but npnp!

HEJSKFJ IN MY DEFENSE I COULDNT RESIST CALLING SUNDAY "FUNNY CHICKEN MAN" 😭😭😭 but jokes aside i started calling him sunny and sometimes even "birdie" because i like to think he gets shy from affection and touchstarved smh

eheehehe in that case calling him pretty princess is worth it (and he has a soft spot whenever i smile so there's that too),,yk speaking of which i would ask him if he wqnts to read some old fairy tales with me cuz he used to do that with robin when they were kids :00

anywayyy, how have u and ur selfships been doing? (btw i saw u like aventurine and i thought have u ever affectionately called him mr peacock /lh)

thanks, vi!!! dw, i'm taking pretty good care of myself here ^_^ it's always nice to indulge in selfships with you ‹3 also, i hope u don't mind if i compile your asks and answer them all in this one!

the way you said you couldn't resist calling him "funny chicken man" LOLLL it reminds me of this:

sunday: from where I stand, society's ideal system should be "seven rest days". following sunday, there should ensue a second, a third, and indeed an infinite procession of sundays—

vi: heh. i like your funny words, magic man.

those nicknames are sooo cute waaa! i agree, and if i may add, i also think that he'd feel shy (taken aback) bcs since he had been raised in an environment that prioritized etiquette and propriety, nicknames like "sunny” and “birdie” would contain a sense of casualness i think he secretly finds refreshing (altho, it takes some time to get used to)! ty for giving him the normalcy he deserves. robin and i are cheering for you two <3

use that soft spot of his to your advantage!!! /lh. SUNDAY WOULD SAY YES!!! c: actually, i can see him as the type to go in depth about a particular scene in such a passionate way like he used to do with robin that he doesn't even realize it himself. and when he notices how he's been rambling so 'uncouthly', he clears his throat and apologizes... please do not comment on his reddening cheeks.

my selfships are doing well :3 i have more interest in hsr lately, so my main one rn is liaven (me & aventurine)! oh, i fear just liking him is an understatement /pos. he's been in my head since the start of penacony and he still hasn't left 😵‍💫 and to answer your curious thought, i used to! but sarcastically during our pre-relationship stage where we flirted/argued with each other often LOL. but !!! now that we're in a relationship, i mostly just call him by his real name (which took some time for him to tell) ‹3

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AWWW!!! double date sounds cute >< trying to have sunday and aventurine get along will be the hardest struggle pfft /j. but that's so cuteeeeaugsuasghsh. aventurine is deffo the type to get a bit "jealous" and he shows this by subtly distracting the cats with smth like a treat or a toy. “now that we'd be undisturbed for a few moments, where were we?” and he says this so innocently too LOL this silly guy smh /aff. . . wbu & sunday? :3c

+ i agree btw! altho i'm allergic to cats (their fur & saliva gives me skin hives T_T), but i still think they're super cute ‹33

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oh, no worries! i also have an idea baking in the oven muahaha. responding to your pun with another pun bcs this is one of my love languages /p!! WHEHWHWH ALSO ROYAL AU HELLOOOO ><

mhm, aventurine would deffo be a prince too imo! altho, the story of how he became one won't differ much from his canon backstory if he still retains the same 'luck'. . . so, in my imagination, i see him as a prince that was once a poor commoner child who lost his entire family to war AND LIKE being the only survivor, people deemed him "lucky". this caught the intrigue of a wealthy noble who gave him work as a servant. then, eventually, he climbed his way up the ranks! SORRY FOR RAMBLING but basically yeah, i agree with you that he'd be a prince who didn't become one by blood. don't wanna go too in depth bcs i'll just expose how not normal i am abt him /lh.

as for me, a servant/maid to a noblewoman maybe? but the trope would be that my lady wants me to be a wingwoman for her and aventurine — but he ends up falling for the wingwoman instead (cue facepalm). so it's also forbidden love in a sense, similar to you and sunday! :0 STEALING THE GROOM HAAHAHA fae vi just sprinkles dust on the attendees like nope, y'all saw nothing /j

how did you and sunday meet in this au? did he venture to the forest and get lost before being found an enchanting fae? :3

[sukirichi]

In light of the recent spoilers of JJK, I’m gonna need physical proof. Like, my living eyeballs need to see said spoilers 👁👁 until then nothing has happened 😀

warnings: jjk manga spoilers!

oh anon i think the physical proof would just ruin me more ashsjkal i tried to tell myself that oh no yeah anything can happen, it’s probably not real, the chapter isn’t finished and it would be anti-climatic to give us a backstory and sneak peeks of his significance but...i’m just trying to move on rn lmaooooo. been crying the whole day and i am a dried prune, so idk ✌🏻

more asks answered under the cut!

suki let’s cry together 🙁 i’ve been in denial and have been crying abt the leaks on twt. anyways even if he d-worded we can always write fics where he’s alive! i will forever deny his death 🥲

yes anon yes please let us cry together. yeah right? like damn i have never cried this much lmfao. i do want to write fics for him but i’m currently on the five stages of grief hahahha idk i don’t want to believe it!!!

@fyodors-crime SUKI WTF i haven't been on here in a while but WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY KILL NAOYA OFF AND THEN DISBAND THE ZENIN CLAN WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING i'm lowkey shaking no this is too soon for him to go

bestie idk what is going on either 😀🤡

its the anon that kept going "ok" sorry about that im in a state of denial

its alright bestie i am still not in a state of denial so here be the waterworks 😭

@naoyailoveu he isn't dead if we don't read the chapter

the leaks???? smh our man deserves more than that

Naoya had so much potential. Damn I'm sad

JJK 152 LEAKS: i was literally just saying that i was happy bc of the hiatus so like naoya will be alive for longer then boom the leaks :((

jjk manga spoilers! - - - he had sooo much potential :(( i was hoping we’d even see him in the culling game or at least have a face off with megumi in the future

EXACTLY LIKE! why introduce a character as iconic as that with the sneak peeks of his backstory and then he was killed by the most irrelevant character? feel like gee is just slandering naoya bcos we didn’t even get a proper backstory / future arc / or even a part where he shows what he’s capable of 🥺 plus that death is so!!! he got a dramatic entrance and had a lame death what is that 😔

@mimines My condolences. You were always on my tl simping over him ( This is my first time using Ask so hopefully I dont embarrass myself )

i love him sm 🥺💕

with how jjk manga is going i do really wonder if gege is still enjoying his work bc ngl after the shibuya arc everything seems too rushed 👁👁🥴🥴

ah same anon same same...i have a feeling gege is not enjoying writing jjk anymore and i’m worried that he might just end up killing everyone and it’s so 💀it feels too rushed like where is the story going anymore 😐

are you okay? not in direct regards to the leaks but the fact that ppl seemed to run to your inbox to spoil it for you... idk I hope you’re doing alright

i am alright thanks for the concern! i don’t mind being spoiled 💕

man i hate this chapter my heart hurts i really wanted gege to keep him a little longer at least wtfff

I JUST SAW THE SPOILERS AAAAA It's a bit of an unfulfilling end tbh with the build in Naoya's character only for him to be d-worded by a character who appeared in less than 5 panels. Like, since there was a little back story and how he was sympathetic to Toji and Gojo huhu Naoya's a good character to just die. I'm sad for his character since he's just the reflection of what a misogynistic and power greedy society does to a child. He would've survived ajdjasjQJFJAJDJAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

naoya’s design was so cool i mean he was supposed to be this traditional dude but he had DYED hair and piercings djsjsjsns😩 please if he was stabbed or something there’s still hope (as long as he still has his head) who knows what if someone healed him or something ugh im desperate

I really thought Naoya would make a great antagonist and represent something,,,even if it was a bad cause or bad behavior or whatever, bcos his character had so much potential and he was so iconic and just... Like what is going on??? Exactly Gege had so much build on Naoya and even that backstory of him wanting to stand with Toji and Gojo and then 💀 omg anon ikr...like no one is born evil, Naoya’a beliefs are ones he grew up in and I think he perfectly represents why family plays an influential part in one’s growth and that he’s just another kid who was raised wrongly by the toxicity of the Zen’in clan 💀 UGH ANON I SURE DO HOPE HE STILL HAS HIS HEAD 😭😭😭 i’m desperate too but i’ve long accepted that maybe it’s time for me to go as well, the zen’in estate is empty anyway 😔 /lh

my notifications just spoiled me omg, wow 😢

Why do people have to spoil the jjk chapters 😭😭

why are your anons so rude? if they know youre a naoya stan why would they send you spoilers like that knowing it might upset you? people shouldn’t spoil the deaths of their faves because it could be really hurtful and its annoying because its like no one cares what you feel

smhhhh why are people telling you he died like eye 🧍🏽‍♀️do they not know it would be upsetting

besties...i am okay with spoilers, i love spoilers actually. thanks for the concern but i don’t think any of the people who spoiled me had the intention to upset me with it, rather to just tell me on what went on. yes ofc i’m heartbroken by the turn of events but i am not mad at anyone. if anyone was being rude to me i would call them out on it, plus my blog is not spoiler free so its a given i am okay with spoilers.

[jennystahl]

Background + Relationships for Mia & Olive 🔫

sorry this got really long because i’m deranged but anyway here you go =_=

— BACKGROUND

Where were they born? What was their childhood like?

She was born in Empire Bay! She was raised by her aunt (father’s sister) and uncle as opposed to either of her parents because her father was cheating on his wife with her (then single) mother to produce her. She had a good childhood; she was rich of course, but aside from the material and being raised well she was kind of a lonely kid and had a distinct sense of abandonment issues because of her status in life :/ Which is probably why she was so wild as a teenager but y’know

What’s their family like?

A mess! At least in regards to her. There’s her dad, a rich as fuck magnate who died on the Titanic and left her a lesser but still large inheritance; her three siblings (two older, one younger) on her father’s side, who she actually got on pretty well with; her mother, who never had anything to do with her; and her three (all younger) siblings on her mother’s side, who she became close to in the late 30s. From there we have Juliet, the daughter of one of the brothers on her mom’s side, who Olive lavishes as an aunt smh... she has a number of other nieces and nephews but they don’t matter. I’m sure they do to her but not to me.

What factions or organizations are they a part of? What ranks and titles do they hold?

Nothing really! She’s associated with the Salieris and lends money but beyond that she’s just a socialite.

How do they fit into their “story”?

Well! Back in 1926 she ran off to Lost Heaven with a man she met, determined to marry him because she was young and dumb. Turns out this guy was not so nice and Olive regretted this shit immediately… but she was too stubborn and proud to ask her family for help. It all came to a head in a really heated argument in late 1927 and she ended up shooting him with his own gun. It was an accident and a surprise to both of them but shit happens. Turns out he was a Morello soldato and Olive (by searching the house) found out all about the shady shit he was doing and some MESSED up stuff she could’ve turned in to police… instead she found out about the Salieris and went to THEM, saying that she had valuable information so long as they promised to protect her…=_= So they “protected” her and nowadays she’s a part of the family in earnest because she 1.) is funny and they all like her 2.) can be a good distraction on runs, depending 3.) works as a money lender in the family. Also there’s all the stuff with her and Paulie but y’all know that already. The Salieris are more of a family to her than her real one is tbh

Where do they currently live? What’s their place like?

She lives in Oakwood in a nice townhome! It’s really stupidly expensively furnished, especially with nautical decorations.

How do they eventually die?

In “canon”, where Paulie d*es, she ends back up in Empire Bay so that she doesn’t have to get fucked over when Tommy is ratting on the Salieris. She probably ends up dying married to some random she doesn’t love or more likely alone :/ probably from idk liver failure from drinking. In the superior AU and true canon where her and Paulie continue living in LH and he opens his pizzeria, she probably just dies of old age :^)

— RELATIONSHIPS

Do they have any friends? Would they consider anyone to be their best friend?

She’s friends with everyone (mostly) in the Salieris, and depending on the timeline either Julia (Mona :)) or Charles (Sam’s OC :>) is a good pal. She would probably consider either Julia, Charles, Sarah, or Carlo her best friend tbh?? Sorry I got addicted to the Olive + Carlo friendship and I can’t stop thinking about them :/ 

The gag is though that she wouldn’t consider Paulie her “best friend” but she talks to him like...the most out of anybody and probably unwittingly tells him more shit too because he’s always driving her home. After they get together though it’s :^) you know

What’s their love life like? Do they have any kids?

You all know all about this I don’t wanna make this shit too long bc I will not shut up about them... her and Paulie get together in 1934 and in the AU get ~married~ in the early 40s. No kids!

Who do they look up to? Who do they trust?

She’s very easily trusting so she trusts all her friends of course. She really looks up to Salieri himself because he helped her out when she was in trouble, and so when he starts going crazy it really sucks for her :( She ofc looks up greatly to her aunt and uncle too because they took her in.

Who do they hate? Do they have any enemies?

She doesn’t really hate anyone tbh. By association she “hates” the Morellos but she couldn’t be bothered really.

Do they have any pets?

Nah she doesn’t really like animals, but she would get a bird if she could :( Maybe someday her and Paulie get some :)

Are they good with kids? Animals?

Kids yes, animals no. Animals just don’t really like her for some reason :/ she thinks they’re dirty so whatever. As for kids, she’s definitely a wine aunt figure; would never have her own but she likes playing with them and buying them gifts.

— BACKGROUND

answered here!

— RELATIONSHIPS

Do they have any friends? Would they consider anyone to be their best friend?

Her childhood friend group was Vito, Lucia, and Joe! Lucia is definitely her best friend, they stuck together when Mia came to America and Lucia helped her out in school. They’re also the only ones who stay in touch after high school because she’s the only one her mom liked.

What’s their friend group like? What role do they play in it?

During their early teen years she was the one who tried to talk them out of dumb stuff because she has older sister disease and always feels like she HAS to be responsible and prevent disaster. But between the ages of like...15-18 she’s just off the rails. Started dating Joe and truly released her inhibitions and shoplifts with the best of them <3

What’s their love life like? Do they have any kids?

God well...she dated Joe between the ages of 15 and 18 and then broke up with him before graduation because her mom made her and forced her into Real Life. She probably dated a few guys casually before 1951 when she starts dating him again :// We have no AU for Mafia II really at least not for Joe so...he literally just disappears (AKA the ending of the game grrr) and she ?? I’m not sure yet how she reacts or what happens with her after that honestly. But she would not have kids no, she’s done enough parenting in her life.

Who do they look up to? Who do they trust?

She trusts her friends and used to look up to her mom but the older she gets the more she kinda resents the roles her mom forced her into.

Who do they hate? Do they have any enemies?

She’s petty and hates a lot of people for whatever reasons :/ But no actual enemies except the smalltime Irish gang that extorted her mom that she is now extorting loool

Do they have any pets?

Nah, she’s too busy and her apartment sucks

Are they good with kids? Animals?

She had to help out with her siblings her whole life so theoretically she’s good with kids, but honestly she’s just awkward with them now that she’s an adult. As for animals she’s neutral; she likes dogs but she won’t be getting one any time soon.