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that-tall-queer-bassist · 2 years ago

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I have an underrated superpower of "children declaring me to be their bestfriend in minutes to hours".

Idk why they clock me as approachable and goofy but they do and they're right. I have multiple peices of art from kids I don't know the name of (beautiful btw, even if not anatomically correct nd done in crayon XD), I have been declared a best friend mulitple times, I get goodbye hugs over their actual friends and/or relatives.

I am simply superior to common folk. (Read as: I have no dignity and love "childish things" and tangents and loose ended stories. Our cnversation went like - her sister loves labrador retrievers that's awesome! do you wanna see a picture of my dog? Oh you like pink too? Awesome! You think they make a pink sequined beanie in my size? Oh well guess I'll learn how to sew. Oh you know how to sew? Cool! I'm not very good yet. Oh you aren't either? Well then we can be bad at it together and just keep practicing :) [this is genuinely how we talked for like 15 minutes. love my new bestie <3 she's 7 and awesome. probably not gonna see her ever again but I will remember forever])

#I love kids in small doses #I am the single most entertaining person at the event and they KNOW it #however i would cry if i was forced to raise one #They can go back to their parents actually #I still think this is hilarious though.#The parents are always so embarrassed and its so sad cuz im also excited to talk about my favorite mlp character #My charm only fails me when they get to be teens and then I just make a fool of myself while they watch smh #shoutout to samantha who lets me run my mouth til i say or do something weird then laughs /lh #shes awesome just quiet. teenagers do concern me sometimes. mostly when crossing the street. its the worst #im talking so much i know this was gonna be short but then the meds kicked in and i have WORDS. FEAR ME

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