#but i orphaned them all when it got weirdly popular again lol

[pig-wings]

i dont know why warrior cats is suddenly everywhere here but i think it's important that everyone knows that i cut my writing teeth on warrior cats roleplay on proboards and then later the neoboards when my parents found out i was roleplaying warrior cats on proboards and got really mad at me

[dreamwritesimagines]

okay everyone’s talking about a pregnant clover so i just wanted to share a little hc i have for them in my mind/what iiii think would happen!!

so ben and clover keep consummating 😈 but it never really happens for them. i feel like it would take a while for them to notice that too like they would just be so wrapped up in each other that the thought of babies wouldn’t really be at the forefront of their minds, yk?

eventually they move out to the countryside and spend most of their time there (just cause that’s what ben n sophie do in the books since all they really need is each other). and they start to talk a bit more about babies and have a second honeymoon trying to conceive 🙈but again, it doesn’t really happen. it breaks both of their hearts but they have their nieces and nephews and teddy and they have each other so they don’t let it get to them.

clover becomes a little feared by the older people in their little town bc of her glare (old habits die hard lol) but somehow someway the kids adore her?? (she’s so good w teddy, i just know she’s good with other kids too) (omg they adore ben too cause how could they not??) so the town kids spend a lot of time on their property. some with ben learning artsy stuff, some with clover learning about plants and gardening!!

this is where it gets weirdly specific lmao-

there’s one kid that spends a lot of time with clover, they’re practically attached at the hip. the kid comes to her house all the time and any time they see each other in the town square the kid runs up to clover and begs to walk around with her and ben. of course, they let the kid do so but clover notices the way their parents behave and then thinks about the kid’s behavior and immediately clocks what’s likely happening behind closed doors. so she confides in ben and then they hatch a plan to get the parents out of town and the kid to move in with them. i picture the kid as young but not super young, maybe 10 or 11? i also think the kid has sibling?? like one that’s 5/6 and one that’s 1/2?? so ben and clover adopt a whole lil family that becomes their own. i feel like maybe a few years after this, ben and clover might have a miracle baby of their own but that would be the only one. clover and ben got their family, clover was able to show those kids that they didn’t deserve what happened to them or how their parents treated them (and i feel like that would help her heal from what her parents did to her and josie) and ben was able to be the hot dad we all know he will be!! (sorry i wanted to think of some sentimental reason for him but i just couldn’t 😭)

so yeah those are my thoughts 😂

an ADDITIONAL thought i had is about josie and bess!! i think they would open up a home for kids that come from abusive homes, orphans, homeless, etc and they would be the best (so sorry for this choice of word, it’s literally the only one coming to mind) wardens??? like the home would literally just be a place of joy bc bess n josie only hire people that actually like children but they would also spend a lot of time with the kids themselves and ik the kids love bess so much. there’s one that really adores josie and bess finds it adorable whenever she sees them together. since bess and josie can’t have kids of their own or really adopt, i see this as their own little way to have a family.

absolutely love gos but i’m so sad for it to be over soon 😭 i’ll have to cope by rereading it a million times <333

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD-

DARLING I LOVE HCS SO MUCH! 😍 Aaaaaa I have so many ideas about this! ❤️

First of all, I totally agree, if they were having fertility issues neither of them would even notice that at first because they're not even thinking about it 😁 And it would be a bit difficult for them when they do, but they definitely wouldn't let it get to them! ❤️

Omg I also agree that like, their property will be very popular because Benedict will be this famous artist and Clover's gardens (MULTIPLE YES) will be huuuge and very beautiful, it'll almost look out of this world, the house and the gardens! Oh and the greenhouse as well! ❤️

Wait, that's so sweeeet! ❤️ Ben and Clover would definitely save those kids and become a family awww❤️ That way, Clover would not only be helping them but also helping herself with like, heal from trauma and become the parent she needed when she was little ❤️

Miracle babyyyy! ❤️ That would be adorable! ❤️ And that baby would already have like 3 overprotective siblings that will adore them ❤️

ben was able to be the hot dad we all know he will be!! (sorry i wanted to think of some sentimental reason for him but i just couldn’t 😭) YOU ARE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT😂

JOSIE AND BESS OPENING A HOME ❤️ This is such a good idea love, they should do that omg I love this! ❤️ They would build their own family like that and everyone in that home would be so happyyy! ❤️

My love, this is amazing! ❤️😍 Thank you so so much for this, I LOVE THIS HC! ❤️❤️❤️

[yourfavouritetragedy]

I was adding onto the DSMP Actor AU post, but it turned into Wilbur musician AU, haha rip me, and I only know SBI anyways so here’s a separate post. (It goes back to actor AU at the end.) It’s hypothetically still in the same universe though, and obviously inspired by it. If anything’s phrased weirdly, it’s cuz this was originally an addition to that. 

tbh I kinda adhered to their IRL careers too much compared to the OP but whatever it’s fine. 

Also frick the “Dream SMP” for not having a better title lmaooo

Wilbur is an indie artist really on the come up

Your City Gave Me Asthma was pretty good for a first release, popular with both new fans and fans of his acting.

He had starred in a short mystery/thriller-ish series that started off disguised as a normal sitcom: Chilly in Lincolnshire {Editor Wilbur ARG}

It had a prominent release because of Jack Massey’s involvement and previous fame, but production was abruptly scrapped before it tied everything up with a bow on top, so to speak. It’s still unclear if this was actually planned in order to tell the story the way they way wanted. 

Even before that, critics had mixed reviews, either applauding the storytelling and acting or calling it “irrationally confusing, an amateurish attempt to box unconventional storytelling into a conventional medium.”

Also SootHouse was a sitcom that achieved a cult following during the two seasons it ran before cancellation. Either you’re a fan or you’re never heard of it, and people constantly forget Wilbur was in it. 

(He was a few other old shows on his resume too. Wilbur always focuses on the newest project, so everyone always forgets about what he was in before.) 

Maybe I Was Boring EP was initially just bonus tracks on his website, but his fans liked it so much he gave it a wider release

In between, he had a few comedy songs go viral on youtube. Everybody was so confused when they realized it was the same Wilbur as musician/actor Wilbur. He laughed about it in an interview, saying “How many Wilburs do you know?” 

That’s when it came out that “Wilbur Soot” was actually a stage name. (”Ha, fair, only one.” “Make that zero-- my name’s not really Wilbur.”)

He kinda disappeared after that?? Didn’t do anything, really inactive on social media. It was semi-confirmed that he was both working on his mental health and prepping some stuff (music, auditions).

But anyways he just released a series of singles, combined into Digital Love {E-girl trilogy}-- he’s transformed his image yet again, but this time he does take ownership of all his past ventures.

The release of Digital Love bridges the end of SMP Earth and the beginning Dream SMP. 

But before that there was MCC and the other stuff.

They are shows where celebrities team up do stuff-- you know the type 

but Minecraft Monday is still inexplicably Minecraft Monday. Some Youtuber just managed to get all these up and coming celebrities to play a Minecraft tournament. 

And that’s where the Sleepy Bois (minus Tommy) met IRL so that’s where they meet here. 

SMP Earth, like Minecraft Manhunts, is also a former show they were on. I’m going to call it World Domination. Don’t @ me; I know that’s trash lol. 

They and the Dream Team met up because of their shared fanbases and were even talking a crossover, but it didn’t really work that well for the stories so they scrapped it

They make a non-canon cross over episode anyways {no IRL equivalent, I think}

Everybody loves the cons. Everytime there’s a con, five friendships are made and eight ideas are created. 

Techno backstory time

He’s done a lot of long running, though not exactly popular, serials and sitcoms: Blitz, Survival Games, and Sky Wars. 

Winstreak: 1000 {Bed Wars 1000 winstreak} was so popular they made a second season, but it never got as big as the first. He worked nearly exclusively with Hypixel Studios. 

He was doing lots of random content for their new Sky World universe {Skyblock} -- the small studio was big on experimentation -- , when a fictional documentary, The Great Potato War, went proper viral. 

They made two sequels WHILE he was doing those celebrity team challenge shows and then World Domination, and they were actually good sequels.

Got a reputation for being shallow and a sell-out, but he makes a joke of it so much he gets away with it and constantly self-promos.

Also a kinda scary to work with for the first time because of how single-minded he can get, but once you realize how socially awkward he is it’s okay.  

Now that’s he’s in a lot of stuff with worldbuilding, he practically has the wikis memorized. 

Tommy mainly did limited series and movies before World Domination, where he met the SBI.

He’d had been a fan of Wilbur for a while, and was super star-struck at first, but got over it really quickly in his Tommy style

He still is a total fanboy at concerts and whenever a new music video drops. “I’m friends with the guy! I know him, Wilbur Soot!” “Tommy, you’re famous too.” “Yeah, cuz I’m practically in the video!” “No--” 

Wilbur takes Tommy to one of his concerts and he’s so hyped the entire time, especially to go behind the scenes and on the stage. 

Sometimes he gets stressed about the pressure of being a child star, but Techno, Philza, and Wilbur promise to stand by him and they make him feel protected 

One time Wilbur’s drunk and almost hands Tommy a drink before swearing and going, “You’re a bloody child! You can’t have that! God, what would Philza think?” Tommy’s not sure whether to be relieved or disappointed. 

Philza laughs at the story and actually lets Tommy try a little in a more controlled, responsible situation. Tommy texts his mum first, and then hates the drink anyways. (”This is rubbish! I am a man, but I’m not drinking this!” Techno: “Alcohol is disappointing. I drink orphan’s tears instead.” “Techno WHAT--”)

Philza had been the star of a zombie apocalypse show: Golden Core 

He did canonically die to a child zombie in the movie version. Yes, they made a movie version of the TV show, because the Golden Core franchise actually has had many other shows {other hardcore series}. 

Everybody tries to get the child zombie props near him because of that (they’re puppets)

He’s done a lot of other things, like in the original actor AU post, but none of them came close in popularity. 

He gives the rest of the SBI the knowledge he’s gained from being in the biz for so long. 

There’s also a running joke about SBI meaning “Spy Boys Incorporated” and them starring in a comedy spy movie

The fans would very much actually like this to happen. There’s so many fanons for it (maybe I’ll write one....) 

Back to the DSMP. Maybe I’ll call it Dreamland or smth. 

Wilbur constantly asks Tommy if he’s okay after any difficult scenes

Especially when they were hanging out together a lot in the exile arc.

All the brother scenes were cut because Wilbur kept breaking down and crying in them.

Sometimes people actually ask Techno and Tommy if they’re actually brothers. Tommy tries to go along with it half the time on the basis of “it’s be funny,” so there’s a subset of casual fans that genuinely don’t know. 

After Alivebur was killed off, Wilbur was going to leave the show to concentrate on his music

But he missed the SMP and hanging so much that he just showed up on set one day saying “I’m a ghost now,” and everyone just rolled with it

Alivebur was so popular that, seeing that Wilbur was willing, they decided to bring him back for Season 3. He’s been avoiding doing heavy scenes, but he still seems really invested and like he wants to come back to the show.

Wilbur talks with Techno about writing and lore a lot

it’s one the few times Wilbur actually seems like the older one

Wilbur attempted to get a D&D group going in the cast, but the show was already close enough, with the amount of improvisation they can get by with

Tommy’s Pigstep cover happened, but the background was Philza clapping barely in time with just Wilbur on bass instead (and of course Techno’s “BAHP”s)

It was a charity stream. They had put on their costumes (clothes only) for a previous goal. 

This one was simply called “We rap.”

Some people were almost disappointed that Tommy was the only one actually rapping, but he was so funny it made up for it. 

Okay I spent the whole morning on this and it got way too long but I think I’m finally out of ideas. sorry haha hope you enjoyed! ^_^