#but i just want to pass astarion the joint and watch him get scared.
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i just think astarion gets soooo paranoid every time he smokes weed is all
#happy 420.#gale infodumps still but keeps losing his train of thought and trailing off#karlach is totally functional bc she wakes and bakes every day anyway#but i just want to pass astarion the joint and watch him get scared.#literally a nightmare to smoke with.#漫言
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Get to know your Tav
tagged by @rolansrighthorn and tagging @dutifullylazybread (i need more people in my page here man come out lets be nonsensiscal together!)
This post is dedicated to my latest brainrotting tav Dwylla (referncing that old story Dwylla of the four sorrows), she doesn't count her age but would be approx 31 ish. Shes a tiefling with an unknown ancestor (referencing the teifling wiki"The term "tiefling" was first applied to all humans whose ancestry included any evil extraplanar being of the Lower Planes, such as a demon, devil, evil deity or other unknown entity.")
What is their:
Favorite weapon? she does prize any particular weapon since tends to just use what she has around
Style of combat? shes a gladiator so shes switches between barbarian and monk
Most prized possession? a broken steel collar
Deepest desire? a freedom that can never be taken from her
Guilty pleasure? how badly she wants to be protected for once
Best-kept secret? why she hates the tower
Greatest strength?he ability to adapt to situations, observational skill
Fatal flaw?she panics in small rooms, she will eat the goddamn walls to get out
Favorite scent? wet grass, mud, campfires. these things make her feel free
Favorite spell/cantrip? misty step
Pet peeve? being touched without permission, rolan gets away with it though. he always has and it never occurred to him that this was unique at all until he watching someone get body slammed for putting a hand on her shoulder. it may have taken awhile but lae'zel and Astarion also have the 'right' to touch as they see fit since they have never done this without purpose.
Bad habit? she has a staring problem.
Hidden talent? sculpture and construction. she has a very intense focus and twitchy hands so sometimes when she finds clay in the soil there will be little idols all over. Astarion almost cried when she showed him a sculpting of his face. the way she saw him. she touches clay and other malleable items as if she was blind, just feeling her way through and they come out with moderately high accuracy.
Leisure activity? gardening, swimming and sleeping, she feels like shes unreasonably heavy so she likes floating around in ponds and rivers
Favorite drink? anything sweet, she lives sweet drinks so a good sweet mead will leave her konked out since she drinks for taste not purpose
Comfort food?pot roast and baked potatoes! she also like when theregrilled vegetables
Favorite person(s)? Rolan, lae'zel, astarion. Dwylla laezel and astarion talk to each other so much, passing information mid battle that they have virtually developed their own language that's just for them.
Favored display of affection?physical touch, words of affirmation and gifts. she will never admit any of it. she just wont hit you. her big tail kinda does whatever when shes relaxed, so you can tell if she likes you by where it curls on down days. usually it stays high up behind lae'zel or Astarion, because she wants to guard them, with rolan it tends to lay low and curl around wherever he is, standing or sitting. he pretends not to notice.
Fondest childhood memory? the day she figured out her teeth where strong enough to break brick, she attempted her first escape and felt grass underfoot. what a beautiful thing to have whipped away
Anything else you’d like to share?she doesn't actually have any tattoos and her teeth aren't actually black, she wears make up and uses a mouth guard it scares people// she also added unnecessary stress to the joints of armor so it creaks when she moves a certain way. she knows certain sounds trigger the fight or flight response and the more people run the less she has to kill and they up her rep talking about scary she is.
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