#but i had to cap it off somwhere you know

[whumphoarder]

Do you have any 5 +1 fic recs?

Hoo boy. Yes. Yes I do. I have a LOT so they’re gonna have to be under the cut:

Five Times Peter Said "Sorry" to Tony Stark by AgentNerd

...and the one time he didn't have to.

this was not in the job description by @tonystarkstan

Sometimes Tony likes to check on Peter through the Baby Monitor Protocol. The results are usually amusing. (5 times Tony watches Peter through the Baby Monitor Protocol and 1 time he intervenes.)

5 Times Peter Saves An Animal and 1 Time He Can't by @tonystarkstan

Tony's penthouse turns into an actual zoo and it's all Peter's fault.

Five Times Tony and Peter Pulled (Mostly) Innocent Pranks on Each Other... by Scarlet_Ribbons

...And one time it was the (very) real deal.

Featuring pranksters Irondad and Spiderson, an Avengers team that finds itself all too invested in the prank war, fake injuries, and another collapsed building.

5 times Peter Parker's Enhanced Senses Caused Him Problems by The_Muses_Summer_House

... and 1 time that they saved him.

Alexa? Play Lose Yourself By Eminem by losingmymindtonight

5 Times Peter Passes Out Because Of Needles.

peter parker fainting like a victorian madame for ten minutes straight by @floweryfran & @peter-stank

5 times peter parker passes out in front of various friends and family members + the 1 time he passes out in front of tony (and tony flips his shit)

5 times Peter said he didn't feel so good by truewolf

May woke up to the sounds of wet snuffling and a tiny tug at the sleeve of her oversized t-shirt.

“Aunt May?”

When she opened her eyes, she looked upon a very pale, and very much crying Peter Parker

“I don't f-feel so, sniff, so good.”

5 Times Tony Thought Peter Was In Trouble by @jbsforever

And the one time Peter actually was.

Five Times Tony Couldn't Sleep (and the one time he could) by @xxx-cat-xxx

Sleeping at last

5 Times Peter Wrapped Something With His Webs by jessicagoddamnjones

+ 1 time he didn’t.

5 Times Peter Thought Tony Was Mad by @caraminha

... and one time he actually was.

5 Times Spider-Man Needed Help by CivilBores & starsinyourveins

...and the one time Peter Parker did.

five and one by cinnamontoastcronch

Six times Peter Parker finds himself in a hospital.

5 Times Peter Struggled with Spider Metabolism, +1 Time Tony Helped by @sickficlurker

Prompt fill for Sickdays Day 4: Not the Norm.

5 times peter clung to tony by @parkrstark

...and the one time tony clung to him.

Five Times Peter Parker Pretended to Be Asleep by @blondsak

...and the one time he actually was.

Or: sometimes, faking sleep can work to your advantage. When it comes to trying to fool a certain genius, overprotective, superhero mentor, Peter finds this to be doubly true.

5 Times Peter Didn’t Need Tony’s Help by @blondsak & @seek-rest

And the one time he did.

Or, Spider-Man is capable of handling a lot of the threats that come his way. Much to the terror and amazement of Tony.

Mayday by @friendlyneighborhoodsecretary

Seven times Peter calls on May for help and one time he doesn't need to: a slightly overgrown 5+1.

The Occupational Hazard of Being by @frostysunflowers

Five times someone took care of Peter, and one time he took care of himself.

Five times Gerald the alpaca was a menace... by @frostysunflowers

and one time he was just plain adorable.

5 Times Peter Parker Saved Tony Stark by @madasthesea​

And one time they saved each other

5 Times Tony Hesitated to Touch Peter and 1 Time He Didn't by @theoceanismyinkwell​ & @notaparty-trick​

Peter suffers yet another loss of a loved one and he and Tony must navigate their way around their fears and their tentative love for each other in the aftermath.

...And my own contributions:

The Five Times Peter Denies an Illness or Injury + the One Time He Doesn't

In which Peter is a little shit who can't admit when he's hurt or sick.

The Five Times Peter's Enhanced Metabolism Screws Him Over + the One Time He Gets Help 

Peter only knows how to be empty or overflowing. Nothing in between.

(Or, in which Peter's enhanced metabolism causes him to essentially develop an eating disorder.)

Plus some collabs between myself and @awesomesockes:

Five Times Bruce Banner is Not That Kind of Doctor™ + One Time He’s Perfect For the Job

Bruce Banner is not a medical doctor.

Granted, he has seven various advanced degrees—ranging in topics from radio and nuclear physics to biochemistry—and he is widely considered one of the brightest minds of his time, but aside from basic first aid, he has no formal medical training. He’s just not that kind of doctor.

Except for when he needs to be.

Five Times Bruce Banner Needs New Pants + the One Time He Doesn’t 

Given his tendency to turn into an enormous green rage monster, pants never last long around Bruce these days. That’s why Tony jokingly signed the man up for a ‘Pants of the Month Club’ subscription. Little did the poor, unlucky scientist know just how vital that shipment would become.

Welcome to Bruce’s week from Hell.

Five Times Peter Passes Out in Inconvenient Places + One Time it’s the Perfect Spot

In which Peter has a habit of fainting in precarious situations and a very exasperated Tony has to deal with it.

Five Times Tony Benches Peter on a Mission + One Time Peter Benches Tony

Tony has finally started allowing the kid to tag along on missions with the team. Unfortunately, things don’t always go as planned.

Disaster Christmas: an Avengers Team 5+1

Five times the Avengers experience Christmas-related misfortune and Dr. Banner gets to show off his nursing skills + the one time everyone is miserable together.

[moonahstone]

I made a post about cap and fannys relationship but i had a thought.

Obviously caps death hasn’t been explored and we dont actually know that much about him. Im thinking there is something about his death which is almost incriminating or embarasing maybe scandelous for their time peroid. I can imagine that in an episode (maybe s3?) where they explore caps death, it starts with cap asking for a word with fanny. Its behind closed doors and you dont hear anything as this is the cap eplaining what happened to her as he has grown to trust her a lot. However she would preceed to insult this hurting him leading for him to lash back but none of this would be observed. All the audience would see is the other ghosts gathered outside a door listening in and raised voices yelling insults at each other maybe mocking each others ways of life and bringing up parts of their lives which are sensative like fanny’s relationship with george and the captain homosexuality or the way he died. You would only hear in and out snipits of anger but they are really going off at each other till you hear a noise. Possibly cap steped to far over a boundary somwhere and fanny slapped him. There would be silence followed by the cap storming out the room and running out the house. a large part of the episode would then be dedicated to finding him as he has full on just left the house. I recon alison or maybe even one of the ghosts he has a weak relationship with like mary, finding him out on the mores just throwing his swagger stick. This could lead to a heartfelt conversation and an explanation of his death with some fun flashbacks thrown in the mix. After the reveal he would return to the house, avoiding everyone until bumping into fanny. I think he would actualy be the first to apologise for the argument and things he said. He would be quick to say how cruel he had been which would shock fanny who has had time to think about what she has done and deeply regrets it. She would quickly cross him off and tell him not to as she was wrong. You could have a steryotypical british ‘sorry off’ till they both just agree they were both worng. I think one thing that could make it even better is if they hug. Weird i know but both are probably the most conservative and they both are deeply sorry so i can just imagen them both still thinking they had done wrong so having a quick hug which would mean a lot to both of them. I dont know about that last bit but i think the rest would be a really good reveal for his death.

[dragonlobertmab]

A very deep and thoughtful conversation I had with a small child on TF2

Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: La sucky player vs some pretty good players Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: this wont end well for me ★Cookie★ was automatically assigned to team RED (Voice) ★Cookie★: Spy! Crocop: try something besides pyro Crocop: maybe you might do something ★Cookie★ left the game (Removed from match by system) Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: I just need to get one more thing for the dragons fury Crocop: it's just you and me bb Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: I just noticed everytime one of us dies the announcer will just say team wipe *DEAD* Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: shiiite Crocop: ill go pyro Crocop: if u want Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Nah id rather have one free kill and then switch my own calss tbh Crocop: good luck Crocop: it's those micro dodges Crocop: that count Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: No my aim jsut reallly sucks Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: just& Crocop: that too *DEAD* Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: ye cheaky motherfucker Crocop: no need to touch you Crocop: my friend the cliff Crocop: will do the honors *DEAD* Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: your score: 16 mine : 0 Crocop: o wel Crocop: you're learning Crocop: young padawan Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: if you werent pyro this would honestly be much easier Crocop: oh Crocop: alright ill switch class then Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: K Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: At least your nice about this Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: oh you little FUCKING SHIT Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: i fuckin hear that Crocop: good Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: where he hell did ye put it now Crocop: somwhere Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Im gonna see if you have a pattern of some sort Crocop: good idea Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: A dispenser now Crocop: hmm Crocop: this isnt fair Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: That would be correct Crocop: okay *DEAD* Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: oh shit *DEAD* Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: that was fast as hell Crocop: good sentreh :D Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: i wouldntve died if i hadnt hit the wall Crocop: you don't fuck with my dispenser Crocop: im sorry *DEAD* Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: mission failed well try again next time Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: NO *DEAD* Crocop: ya got me Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: YOU WILL NOT PUT A DAMNED SENTRY THERE Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: that didnt count in the contract *DEAD* Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: I need to hit you twice and kill you i think Crocop: good luck Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Just dont piss me off and i wont a get kills Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Well piss me off too much i just get slightly worse then i already am *DEAD* Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: what killed me Crocop: a pipe bomb *DEAD* Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: i just pooped *DEAD* Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: popped* Crocop: takes a while to detonate Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: no explosion or anything just a death Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Seriously just so i can switch to an easier calss to use can i just get a free kill on ye Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: class* Crocop: gotta work for it Crocop: pyro is the perfect counter for demo Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Not with the dragons fury he aint Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: the delay on the airblast is really fuckin annoyin Crocop has found: The Southern Hospitality   Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Also about the 'you have to work for it' comment you added on to what i said Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Ive been trying my goddamn hardest *DEAD* Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: dont cap Crocop: just getting hp Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Youre beggining to become somewhat of an asshole being perfectly honest Crocop: <3 Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: also you are a douche for doing a heart Crocop: im sorry you're so upset Crocop: cry some moar Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: No im just speakin my mind im really chill right now its just a bit annoying to think youre playing with another player which Crocop: bro Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: is becomin an asshole Crocop: its just a game Crocop: let's all relax. Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: I am aware Crocop: sometimes i gotta remind u Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: We dont know eachother and that is the first time you said its just a game .-. Crocop: it seems you're getting a little bit too flustered for a video game Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: now thats not salt thats just the truth Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: im not lyin thats actually the first time ye said that Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Also you better be glad im not a child that plays fortnite because the fortnite community are obnoxious and annoying kids mostl Crocop: yes you're a smart little boy Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Rapey vibes noted Crocop: your teacher gives u all the smelly stickers Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: My teachers give me no sticker *DEAD* Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: stickers* Crocop: <3 Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: seriously can i just get one free kill to stop playing pyro im gettin bored as hell Crocop: this is how my grand papy Crocop: taught me how to play tf2 Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: what the fuck does that mean Crocop: do you want me to switch class Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Seriously though what do you mean by thats how my grand papy taught me to play tf2 because that had no context Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Yes Crocop: you're speaking gibberish my friend Crocop: it was a very concise statement Crocop: my grandpappy taught me how to play tf2 Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: No it really wasnt Crocop: maybe you should grow that lil brain Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: you said that with no context with what i was saying Crocop: so you can comprehend text without context Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: it was insanely random Crocop: not really Crocop: i mean we're playing tf2 Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: You didnt tell me how he taught you you just said thats how he taught you Crocop: aah Crocop: well i 1v1ed with him Crocop: until i got gud Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Well  at least someone taught you i had to learn myself Crocop: step 1 Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: and i had to get use to shit tons of lag Crocop: have a comfortable desk and mouse and keyboard Crocop: 2. enjoy Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: That literally explains nothing with how i learned Crocop: well theres no real learning to it Crocop: you're just good at it or not Crocop: it all comes down to reflexes and timing Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Thats.... Really really fuckin dumb Crocop: yeah. im sorry that you'll have to be that way Crocop: forever Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Not forever you were just taught to think in that way Crocop: this wasn't taught Crocop: this is a decade long observation Crocop: my smol friend Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: its impossible to stay the same exact skill level forver Crocop: sure there's small variation Crocop: with time played Crocop: but the tf2 pros have natural reflexes Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Youre a person that i would hate to be around in real life Crocop: when did i say i cared Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: When did i say i thought you cared Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Hm? Crocop: so then you're speaking into the wind Crocop: who cares buddeh Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Nobody really cares in life Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Being honest its all lies Cp_The_Sewer_Toad left the game (Disconnect by user.)

[aquilacalvitium]

I think I just saved a bird’s life (hopefully)

So I was out in the garden with my family and we were watching the bats fly around (it was amazing, we’ve never seen bats in our garden before) when my sister noticed that our smallest cat had something in her mouth.

At first we thought it was a bat but upon closer inspection, it appeared to be a bird (I researched and I think it might have been a Dunnock).

My sister managed to grab the cat and pry the bird out of her mouth. It proceeded to fly away in panic but ended up smacking itself into a brick wall where my ginger cat picked it up and ran like hell.

He stopped in the middle of the garden and the bird started shrieking. I was able to force him to drop it and my sister rescued the bird. At first, we were certain it was going to die and we were going to leave it somwhere where the cats couldn’t reach it. Unfortunately, cats are acrobats and can get anywhere.

My love for animals suddenly took over and I took the bird and proceeded to health check it. This is when what I learned at college became very useful.

It wasn’t moving and was barely breathing so we thought it was going to die but I insisted it was simply in shock. The health check concluded that it was - as far as I could tell - unharmed apart from two puncture wounds either side of its head.

Using a wet paper towel, I cleaned both wounds and spent about twenty minutes applying pressure to the worst wound. Eventually the bleeding had slowed to a near stop and the bird was trembling in my hand. Its eyes opened several times and it’s breathing became more apparent - all of which are good things as they prove that the shock is beginning to wear off. Shock can very easily kill small animals like birds.

After much debating on where to keep it while it recovered, we eventually settled on keeping it in the potting shed over night in a plastic basket with paper towels for cushioning.

Now, I know a potting shed is probably one of the worst places to keep a bird - especially one with an open wound - but due to my mum’s immense fear of birds and us owning five cats, there was literally no other place to put it. It was either the shed or leave it to die.

So right now it’s in the potting shed, sandwiched gently between paper towels to keep it comfortable and I left a bottle cap of water in case it recovers enough to drink.

I am very worried about it and I’m not sure if it’s going to survive, but I’m sure that what I did at least gave it a better chance of survival. I’m waking up early tomorrow to check on it and I’ll update you guys when I do.

[lancesexual]

Ah some-one points out that your baseless vague accusations at random artists aren't actually helpful, and might be harmful and your response is to call them racist. Because obviously you're so smart and perfect only a racist who would never draw a PoC unless they had a gun to their head would disagree with you. You might want go back and review some of the Lance art you've reblogged, Lance is looking pretty pale and fair to me in some of those pics. Or maybe you just have a shit eye for color

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD GET A LIFE GET OUT OF MY INBOX WHO EVEN ARE YOU. YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKING BABY. YOU LITERALLY DON’T EVEN KNOW ME LIKE WHO ARE YOU. ALL I FUCKING SAID WAS TO JUST. LOOK AT HIS SKIN TONE AND TRY TO RE-ENACT IT. AND THEN I SAID IT’S OKAY TO GET IT WRONG IF YOU TRIED BECAUSE BELIEVE IT OR NOT ART IS NOT LINEAR. THERE IS A HUGE ASS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALLY AND LEGITIMATELY TRYING, AND JUST NOT CARING AND THROWING A FIT WHEN YOU GET CALLED OUT

IF YOU #WERK FOR IT THEN GOOD FOR YOU. YOU CAN SEND ME A BILLION GOD DAMN ANONS ABOUT HOW HARD U TRY AND HOW IM ALWAYS SAYIN SHIT (WHICH? WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT, I’VE NEVER ONCE IN MY FUCKING LIFE REBLOGGED ANY ART WITH CRITICISM, I’VE NEVER ONCE IN MY FUCKING LIFE EVEN VAGUED ABOUT A SPECIFIC ART PIECE BECAUSE I KNOW THAT SHIT HURTS FEELINGS, AND I KNOW THIS MIGHT BE A FOREIGN CONCEPT TO SOMEONE WHO CAN COME INTO MY INBOX CLAIMING TO FUCKING KNOW ME, BUT BEING NEEDLESSLY SHITTY IS ACTUALLY LIKE A TERRIBLE THING TO BE. YOU’RE A TERRIBLE FUCKING PERSON YOU’RE IRRITATING, YOU’RE ENTITLED, YOU’RE FUCKING RUDE). 

LIKE “BASELESS VAGUE ACCUSATIONS” BITCH WHERE. BITCH FUCKING WHERE? YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT BASELESS VAGUE ACCUSATIONS, LET’S BRING OUT A QUOTE FROM ONE OF THE STUPID ASS ANONS YOU SENT ME. 

“Someone like you looks at it and thinks they should have made the character 2 or even just 1 shade darker and starts making snitty/passive aggressive comments either in their ask box or reblogging with tags/comments.”

 DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME? DO YOU EVEN GO TO THIS GOD DAMN SCHOOL? WE TALK ABOUT BASELESS VAGUE FUCKN ACCUSATIONS HERE THE FUCK THEY ARE. 

I’m gonna switch off caps because I’m anxiety as fuck right now, im angry, im so tired of y’all cowardly motherfuckers coming to me on anon like a little bitch and spewing this dumb fucking garbage at me (and i hope you can see the little text from all the way up there on your high horse). If you disagree with me, block me, unfollow me, or talk to me civilly like a normal fucking human, and maybe if you took two seconds to get to know me, or to try and convince me without being such a little dick about it, this discussion would’ve gone somwhere that didn’t have me screaming like a fool on my blog at a faceless piece of shit with no manners. 

I don’t give any kind of fuck who you are dude, I don’t care what you do, go draw Lance with porcelain fucking skin if that’s what gets you going dude I literally don’t care. The only thing I’d ever do is just not reblog it. like that’s it. Go have a fucking party, pick the peachiest colour you can find and slather him up with it. Make him glisten like a droopy slab of mayonnaise. 

But u sure fuckn got me!!! “Aha! This person doesn’t want to deal with my dumb bitch ass on anon acting like an idiot and accusing them of shit I have no proof of, so obviously I’ve won!! The SJWs will think twice before messing with me!!” 

TLDR: YOU’RE A FUCKING IDIOT. YOU MADE SOME DUMB SHIT UP FOR AN ARGUMENT THAT DIDN’T EVEN NEED TO HAPPEN, ACTED LIKE A SPOILED LITTLE TWO YEAR OLD, AND YOU PROBABLY VOTED FOR TRUMP. EAT MY ASS

PS: im sorry hi why did you hyphenate the word “someone” like. it’s fine. it’s one whole word. you don’t have to be afraid. 

[annoyingreminder]

Tired

25 October 2017

Laying in bed, 45mins before I have to be in class. I usually wake up 2 hours before class but I'm just too tired.

Maybe I should skip class today?

So many things to do this week, I'm glad I went for a weekend vacation with my friends to Langkawi. And I just gotta hold on till Friday then it's mid semester break!!!

***

Last night I went out with Zee to celebrate her graduation. It was so nice catching up, it's been awhile.

All these catch ups I do or see others do on social media makes me a teenie tiny bit sad that I don't get to do it with Aidan. We never talk anymore.

But I guess that's just another drifted friendship and I have to make peace with it.

There's this girl and guy, both scholars from our program too...the guy is from his country and city, the girl is from Spain. They're very close, much like us...but of course, the difference is that they're both louder versions of us both haha

It's nice to see they video call often to catch up on each other's lives. It makes me happy seeing them, but disappointed at the same time.

And as much as I want to talk to him, I'm never going to ask him to video call anymore. Been told he's busy one too many times. Clearly I'm not on his list of priorities...not even the last on the list 🖕

I don't know what went wrong. Perhaps he doesn't want to encourage my feelings for him. Perhaps he's just that sort who doesn't do long distance anything. Whatever it is, I'll learn to get over it.

***

I brought the snapback he gave me to Langkawi last weekend because I knew I'd need it. It was soooo hot, brains could be fried!

The cap definitely served its purpose as an annoying reminder. I kept replaying in my head the conversation we had when he asked what I thought of his idea of the gift.

It went something along the lines of him mentioning a cool snapback to fulfil the "annoying reminder" criteria. I agreed that it was a good idea, and perhaps he should get a patch of his face and stick it on the cap - that'd be annoying on the next level hahaha He laughed and said "Damn...a patch of ma face!" 😂

The night he gave the snapback to me was our second last night together. It was a sweet moment. I kept replaying the scene in my head over and over because I remember feeling so happy. So happy, I went with Jon and Viera to Mike's place after that just because I was so happy, I couldn't sleep just yet.

***

Why did he want me to have a reminder of him if he never wants to talk whenever I reach out? Don't you think it's unfair and somewhat twisted? Want me to remember the good times we had that I can never have anymore? Is that it??

I used to "display" the snapback somwhere where I could see it to remind me of him when I just got back from the US. I've kept the snapback in my cupboard for months now as I didn't want to be reminded of him so often.

From time to time though, when I open my cupboard I'd look up to see the snapback placed carefully on the top shelf. And I'd miss him all over again.

The snapback is a perfect reminder of him. He always wore his Nike snapback...95% of the time. And not sure if it was intentional, but the one he got me is in the exact same colour as his (different brand though - mine's Vans). How can I not think of him when I see it?

I may be busy and distracted with school and work these days, I may be so tired that I doze off right away at night, and I may be having fun with my friends...but I still have lingering thoughts of him every now and then.

When will this end? I'm just too tired for feelings right now.