#but i couldn't get it out of my head
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smilelikeawolf · 2 years ago
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Gau Drashari made the Tree of Names for Avalir
The Tree of Names wrote a spell of protection on Exandria to protect it from the realms
Evandrin volunteered for Laerryn’s experiments with leylines, becoming anchored to another plane
The Tree of Names prevented Evandrin from returning to Exandria
Laerryn cast Blight on the Tree of Names to protect her friends
Evandrin’s face appeared in the tree at the moment of its destruction
Not much information of the Tree of Names survived the Calamity
Evontra’vir is known as the Great Tree of Atrophy
Its roots reach between the realms of life and death
Evontra’vir --- Evandrin Alterra of Avalir?
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inspectorlyfra · 2 months ago
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To all trans women... HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY 🥰🥰🤩🤩🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
To cis women... Have a good day I GUESS 🙄
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allseeingharlequin · 7 months ago
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Faroe: Uncle John?
John (staring at Arthur) : Yes dear?
Faroe: You like my dad the way my mom liked my dad... Don't you
John (looking down at her): ...... Your mom liked your dad???
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onlybellthattollsme · 4 months ago
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that's it that's the post
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ulysses-s-wishes · 2 months ago
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Andrew: You could have told me you visited Jean Neil: Could have, didn't. Figure it out for yourself Andrew, taking off both their clothes: I hate you
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soupsandstars · 2 years ago
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not sure if I'll ever get around to finishing this, but I had been listening to the frost on repeat
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cannedkopi · 8 months ago
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I should be finishing up "You are my eternal summer" or at least work on a new chapter of "Heaven is here if you want it".
Instead, I have just written the first 1k snippet of my yet unnamed vineyard/ winemaker Anthony AU which will fit into the story in chapter 4 or 5 at the earliest.
What is wrong with me?????
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wheezingdog · 4 months ago
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I knew it. I knew this image was perfect. Guys, Bo is a fucking Smash Character. Let's go!
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plateauofmemories · 1 year ago
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Xehanort: So, your name?
Black Cloak: What? But I just said- oh, nevermind. My name is *LOUD TRAFFIC NOISE*
Black Cloak: But you can call me MoM
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snailinjail · 2 years ago
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Hera and Ahsoka
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philemonsdarling · 2 years ago
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guess who bought a dress although she doesn't even wear dresses
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hansoeii · 9 months ago
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butch wolverine, anyone?
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humming-fly · 4 months ago
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They seem like the kind of guys who would keep count
Bonus:
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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headcanon-fodder · 4 months ago
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Just get 'em in the back of the knees and they buckle no problem
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thetomorrowshow · 7 months ago
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i ran out of space
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