#but i cant because i have to dress up nice and pretend to be in a good mood for 4+ hours

[itsseriouslyridiculous]

I really hate how my physical body looks so so so much. unfortunately there isn't much I can do about it.

[dirt-str1der]

Literally transfem characters are five from umprella academy and majima from yakuza and tricky from madness combat

[lesbiten]

my roommate (who works at the same clinic as me) is forcing me to go to our christmas party despite the fact that i Deeply do not want to go and my one condition has been that i dont participate in the gift exchange thing going on and as of today im also being forced to participate in that as well (by my boss! because otherwise im gonna be "the odd one out" for not doing it). awesome.

[rxmxa]

𝐥𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐮𝐩 ❤️‍🔥

my ideas + observations on what lilith aspects might look like in daily life <3

Lilith-Sun Aspects: Getting noticed right away by people especially when a group setting, being liked by people on the surface level but secretly they disapprove or frown at your actions when you turn around, men judging you, standing your ground at all costs, not knowing when to back down, being a natural leader, challenging societal norms with who you are and forms of self expression, walking into a meeting or class wearing a bold outfit and peoples heads turning but not a word is uttered, getting dress-coded at work or school, your boss or teachers feeling uncomfortable to say something to you, people feeling like you are being "messy" when you question the norms, not addressing rumors. knowing you're gonn stir things up when you are walking into rooms and not caring, being told to change, being told you're too much, men wanting to date you but then wishing you would be "easy to work with" or wanting to date you and then get mad when they can't dominate you, you thinking "what don't they fucking understand? I just don't want to be like them" being afraid of your individuality not being recognized that you go to extremes at some moments

Lilith-Moon aspects: the type of people to actually answer with the truth when you ask them how they're doing and then you're kind of shook because you thought they were gonna sugarcoat and be like "I'm fine" being painfully honest or blunt, talking about feelings considered taboo (like no one really likes to talk about how they are jealous or bitter or other shit like that, they just hide it or project it) but lilith-moon will say they're feeling that shit. this reminds of the song wildflower by billie eilish. this aspect is women talking shit about you, having trauma with you, women in your life judging you or pointing fingers at you for not falling into the "good girl" category. being told you're wrong for how you feel, feeling intense or moody and other people being able to pick up on it, other people seeing you as magnetic but also unpredictable and they can admire you for being real with them but it also might scare them, mom saying you are a wild child or just too much to deal with when you get "emotional", you wanting to yell "no im not fucking okay and im not gonna sit here and pretend I am"

Lilith-Venus aspects: men want you and see being with you as a challenge, they want to be with you to show off but then get mad when they cant change you, being called a "tease" or saying that you lead people on, men lying about you, spreading rumors about you, men saying they "talked to you" or dated you after texting you LMAOOO.. just fucking lying! being villanized for your beauty, your beauty feeling like its making you a target, women seeing you as competition, women spreading rumors about your beauty (oh she probably got this and this done or oh she shes only pretty because xyz), men in relationships looking at you and thinking you are manipulating them when you're not doing anything, feeling like anything venus related (beauty, art, relationships) in your life gets distorted, your relationships always feeling like a battlefield, being sensual + in tune with your femininity and then people expect you to tone it down, you might do something like wear red lipstick or heels or a nice dress and be told its too much but someone without this energy in their chart probs wouldnt get that reaction, you wondering "what's the difference between me and her? Why do they treat her like that and me like this?"

Lilith-Mercury aspects: being blunt, hurting someones feelings without meaning to, getting criticized for whatever you say, trying to be more "polite" but then it feels so exhausting, cursing a lot, cursing from a very young age and/or in professional settings, saying what other people refuse to say for the sake of being polite or because its a "superior" this is the person that in the meeting will the supervisor "In my opinion, this isnt a good idea and it isnt helpful to us", people talking shit behind your back, the person who dissects other peoples words down to the stutter, punctuation and fucking COMMA! How did they say it? What word did they say first? lilith-mercury will read between the lines and force you to say what you are refusing to say or putting in a passive aggressive manner, might refuse to engage with passive agressive people until they say it with their chest, "could you repeat that?" energy, "what did you mean by that?" energy knowing damn well what they meant, talking about politics at the dinner table during the family reunion, talking about sex in the break room at work, playing the devils advocate, reading smut, writing smut, loving dirty talk. trying to use their words for something good but people always making them feel like everything they say is just always wrong, pausing before they strike with their tongue, hating small talk, feeling uncomfy with small talk, people trauma dumping or ovesharing or vice versa, feeling suspcious of people that use pretty words with them, they wonder "What do they want from me? They're trying to get something from me...."

Lilith-Mars aspects: the first to get to moving and get shit down, getting easily annoyed at people that dont have the same drive, being angry at weak people or people that cant keep their word, "Are you gonna help or just fucking stand there?", being seen as abrassive, people avoiding you or shrinking back because of it, men wanting to compete with you, people feeling threatened by your ambition, the type to get nice things in life and people spread rumors that you had to xyz to get it, people thinking you're being confrontational or too angry when you address something face to face and up front, feeling out of control with your anger as a kid, people trying to push your buttons to try to get a reaction of you and then acting shocked when they do, fiercely independent in their routines, working out intensely, craving intensity in relationships, lines blurring between love and war "If I'm going to be the bad guy might as well get something out of it"

Lilith-Saturn aspects: a major dislike of authoritative figures, feeling resentful at being told what to do, wanting to do the opposite of what you do, "im not following this rule just because its always been followed", setting your own standards and expectations, "I prefer to find out for myself", questioning the system or cultural and societal norms and traditions that you find antiquated or unfair, people respecting you for your disciple but wishing you were easier to boss around, other people saying you're too cold or detached but you just dont wanna give them the chance to fuck you over, finding peace in the space between order and chaos and you perfecting that mix, wondering if life would be easier if you were "softer", choosing to form your own opinions on people, "thanks but I can decide for myself", feeling like you're held to expectations other people aren't

Lilith-Pluto aspects: not afraid to talk about the ugly shit in life, the taboo, trauma, control, power struggles, fear, jealousy because youve been familiar with it before, people being a little afraid of you, people saying youre too intense or even dangerous, people projecting onto you and getting mad or "disgusted" with you when you see right through them, being able to pick up on changes in peoples mannerisms, digging deeper in conversations, people suddenly confessing things to you, people not understanding why they feel drawn to your presence, people either approach it or go in the other direction, you come across as someone who has been through a lot but its only made you stronger, "im not afraid of the dark parts of life", going through something traumatic and years later thinking about it and coming to realization that you wouldn't change a thing, that it made you who you are, being okay with being seen as the villian in someones story

[mulloey]

sweet, pretty things • hongjoong drabble

(extremely dubcon, manipulation, age/power gap, hongjoong is a creep and not a good dude, this is really bad i cant front with you, somnophilia, fingering, corruption/innocence kink. this is fucked up.)

don’t like, don’t read. hate is blocked.

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hongjoong knows a lot more than you. it’s no wonder - a few years older than you and far more experienced, it’s only natural that he has instant answers for, well, pretty much everything. it’s not that you’re stupid, of course - and even if you were, he’d never let you talk so badly of yourself. you’re just naive, like many girls your age just beginning their adult lives; sheltered by well-meaning parents, only to find herself entering the world on her own with little if any idea how to survive in it. which makes you so, so lucky to have found hongjoong.

he’d taken you under his wing pretty much the moment you met; as soon as he laid his eyes on his sweet, young new roommate, felt the nerves emanating off of you, he just knew he had to protect you. and that’s all it is, of course - protection. he’s just a good roommate, and a good friend, constantly helping and looking out for you - whether you know it or not. because, after all, you know nothing compared to him.

so when you talk excitedly with your friend about the skimpy little dress you’re going to wear to the club that evening, only to find it missing some hours later - it’s because he knows how dangerous the world is, how many bad, bad men are out there just waiting to sink their claws into you. when you bring a boy back to the apartment, leaving him on the couch as you slip away to the bathroom, only to find him missing when you return - well, you just choose bad men, like the naive little girl you can’t seem to accept you are. the fact that these ‘big, strong’ men who are supposed to care for and protect you, can’t even withstand a few threats from your roommate whenever you’re out of sight only serves to prove his point. but as selfless and caring as his actions are, he can’t deny that getting to hold you in his arms, rubbing your back while you cry and sniffle into his chest, is a worthy reward on it’s own. “little boys,” he’d spit, shaking his head in disgust. “they’re no good for you, sweets. you need a man.”

you need me, he’d think. if only you’d realise that yourself, but clearly you don’t. clearly he has to help you understand. so that’s exactly what he does.

it only takes a few weeks for you to come to the right conclusions - so susceptible, he thinks. you’re lucky he’s a good, caring man whose only objective is to protect and care for you the way you deserve; there are plenty of men out there who’d abuse and exploit your naivety for their own ends. not hongjoong, though - everything he does is for you benefit, whether you agree or not.

today it’s the same old show again - you brought a nice, polite young man home from the restaurant, headed to the bathroom and returned to find the living room deserted. this time, you couldn’t even pretend to be okay - you collapsed instantly, falling to your knees in heaving sobs. and by some miracle, your roommate was there instantly, taking you into his arms before you even hit the floor. “oh, honey,” he cooed. “my poor little girl.”

he’d carried you over to the couch, situating your shaking form on his lap and soothing you as he always does. this time, though, instead of thanking him softly, kissing his cheek as you usually did before running off to your room; you fell asleep right there in his arms - but not before saying those seven little words he’d waited so patiently to hear. “maybe i do need a man, hongjoong.” before your teary little eyes fluttered closed.

and he couldn’t resist.

he lasts all of five minutes before he finds himself peeling off your panties. just to make you comfortable, he tells himself. they’re tight, lacy and completely inappropriate for a sweet girl like you to be wearing - at least, to be wearing for someone other than him. that’s the same logic he uses to justify carefully unclipping the matching bra, setting it down on top of the neatly folded dress that had found itself slipped off the moment he heard your soft snores.

he holds you like this for a few minutes, rubbing soothing circles on your cheek, your neck, and those pretty little tits you just love to tease him with; he’s just a man, after all, and you’ll never know he touched you there as long as you keep sleeping so peacefully.

he should have known your pussy would a different story. he wasn’t sure if you were a virgin - god, he hoped you were, but the corrupt, disgusting world you both live in may well have claimed you before he could - but he had made absolute sure that, at the very least, you hadn’t been fucked in the months you’d been living with him. so he should have known you’d be extra sensitive down there - extra desperate. but by the time your eyes flutter open, a confused noise coming from those plush lips, it’s already too late. he couldn’t stop even if he wanted to.

“h-hongjoong?” you ask softly, like you’re still not sure what’s happening. sweet girl. “what are you doing?”

“don’t worry,” he coos, smiling softly, gently down at your confused face. “hongjoong’s just taking proper care of you, hm? m’ just making sure my little girl is safe.”

“safe?” you echo. your eyes flicker down, widening at the lewd sight before you - your roommate’s fingers pumping in and out of your sopping wet pussy. you want to squirm, wriggle away, but hongjoong wouldn’t like that. and hongjoong only wants what’s best for you. so this must really be for your benefit. right?

“j-jjoongje,” you gasp, breath stuttered. “your fingers- they’re in my…”

“hm?” he asks. “in your where?” you whine, flushing pink and he chuckles. “where are they, baby? tell jjoongie where his fingers are.”

you open your mouth, but nothing comes out. you don’t want to say it - you can’t say it. it’s… wrong. this is wrong. you shake your head.

hongjoong tuts, and makes a particularly hard thrust with his fingers, making you whine loudly. when he furrows his brows with an expression you can’t decipher, your blood runs cold at the thought of having displeased him. but he just smiles again. “cmon, baby,” he mutters. “if you want me to keep going, you need to tell me. where are my fingers?”

“in my…” you squeeze your eyes closed. you can’t believe you’re saying this. you can’t believe this is happening. “in my… pussy.”

he rewards you with a particularly deep stroke and you’re on the verge of tears. he taps your cheek with his other hand, just this side of painfully. “in your sopping wet pussy,” he chuckles. “you’re gushing, baby.”

“joong…”

he pauses, meeting your gaze with eyes that are darker than you’ve ever seen them - yet still as soft and caring as ever. “you know, baby,” he says. “if you really want my help, there’s a better way to do it.”

you gulp. “what…?”

“cmon,” he laughs. the humour is gone from his face in an instant. “god, you’re naive. what would you do without me?”

“i… i don’t know,” you whisper. and it’s true - you don’t know what you’d do without him. he’s protected and looked after you from the start, and now, he’s even been good enough to show you exactly the way you deserve to be treated.

“good girl,” he praises. “you don’t need to know anything, baby. hongjoong will always be there to do it for you.”

slowly he pulls his fingers from your hole and you whine, feeling the loss. he hushes you softly. “now,” he whispers. he shifts you off his lap, placing you carefully on the sofa and hovering over you. his hands shift towards the zip of his pants and you feel your heart rate quicken. you hear the sarcasm in his loving, patronising tone. “let joongie take care of you, yeah?”

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another draft from several months ago! i previously tended not to to post my more extreme drabbles, partially because i usually wrote them as a baseline for the characters of full length fics, but you guys seem to like the drabbles i posted so far, and they’re easier to put out around the timetable of my studies etc so i’ll probably slowly post some of my favourites, as well as continuing my longer fics.

requests are open, reblog and comment if you enjoyed. love🖤🖤🖤

[kryaaas]

Some thoughts about Harry and Jean’s partnership

on a related note of my post that Harry only started to get worse in the last 4 month, I think that Harry & Jean partnership were like...not that bad? I think they bonded over of being sad depressed "old men". They were probably codependent but mostly from Jean's side because Jean felt insecure thay he cant be as good of a detective as Harry but overall they worked fine. Maybe they drank or took drugs together on the weekends but nothing too bad

Then Harry's burnout worsen and thats where majority of issues start: Harry starts to wear disco clothes, scare away coworkers, not coming to work etc., and Jean needs to cover for him, which obviously makes him angry and frustrated

But definitely dont think Jean was "abused". Why is Jean so hurt when Harry told him to fuck off during the bender if Harry was always terrible to him? It doesnt make sense to me

Now if we can consider that Harry was mostly a “good”, responsible cop for the most of partnership and Jean always looked up to him - now it makes so sense why jean is so upset and is in denial of Harry's amnesia. Jean's image of the Perfect Detective has shattered and he cant face the disappointment. He is in denial that someone like Harry, a cop he admired, could stood so low and become the laughing stock in the precinct and doesnt want to accept that, maybe, something like that could happen with Jean himself in the future

So to me their conflict comes from that Jean wants to be a more respected cop while Harry doesn't want to be cop at all anymore

Jean dressing in a wig and sunglasses does show some nice things about their relationship where Jean wanted to make up with Harry and that they used to have inside jokes

But it also shows how Jean, despite knowing Harry for a long time, still cant understand the full scale of Harry's mental breakdown

Oh he is on a bender and crying and screaming? He just needs time off, I guess, he will be fine. Oh Harry still hasn't returned from Martinaise? Thats weird. Maybe I pretend to be G Bevy that would cheer him up? yeah that would be funny (Meanwhile: Harry committed at least three suicide attempts and and experiences the horrors beyond the human comprehension)

[vani-ash]

Kim meets Porchay while Chay is working his minimum wage job in fast food or something, he instantly finds Chay adorable and keeps going back to Chay's work, trying to talk to him/work up the courage to ask him on a date. Kim is so down bad, he even gets a job there. It's disgusting and Kim lasts exactly 1 hour, but in that time he manages to ask Chay on a date.

During that time Kim worked in the kitchen, and he was okay making the food until he realized the deep fryers were messing with his hair and his skin started to feel disgusting so he kept complaining and not wanting to go near the deep fryers, he was then moved to try working the cash registers, but he couldn't handle having to be nice and eventually Chay had to stop him from jumping over the counter to fight a rude customer.

Eventually Kim manages to get a date with Chay, their first date is low-key and easy, they go see a movie or something easy. They easily talk and get closer.

Then Kim decides he wants to take Chay out on a really fancy and nice date so he sets up a reservation for one of his families fancy restaurants, and on the way there in the car Chay is like, 'why are we going to the fancy part of town?'

And Kim's like 'oh I wanted to take you somewhere nice'

and Chay's like "I hope it's not one of those fancy restaurants where everyone is all dressed up I can't stand rich people"

Kim breaks out into a sweat 'What.'

Chay starts going on a whole rant about how he hates all rich people and eat the rich and whatever,

and then Kim has to find a way to tell Chay how they are going to one of those fancy rich restaurant and when they get there, and they are served quickly and Chay can see all the staff giving him a look as he isn't dressed right for the restaurant but Kim tells him to ignore them,

But Chay gets kinda suspicious and is like why are they being so nice to you? omg are you one of those rich people?

Kim has to make up some lie about how he won the reservation in a contest or something, and Chay believes him, for the moment.

And then when they order food the menu is all in English or French or some other language and Chay cant read it so he starts making fun of rich people and Kim's is like yeah haha I also definitely have no idea what this menu says…

Chay has to use the bathroom and the waiter comes while Chay is gone so Kim just orders what he thinks Chay would like, he also orders a really expensive and fancy wine.

When it comes Chay is like is this part of the contest too? Because he knows from Porsche that the wine is expensive, and Kim has to be like uhhhh yeah it's part of the contest don't worry

Anyway they get their food and start eating and Chay is making fun of all the cutlery and is like who even needs this much cutlery omg rich people are so stupid lmao and Kim is like yeah ha ha, but in his mind he is dying cause there is no way he is going to be able to pretend he is poor forever he could barely handle an hour in a minimum wage job,

What if he wanted to invite Chay to his place? Where do poor people live? Does he need to buy a run down apartment complex? and Chay hadn't questioned Kim on his car cause Kim only access to one of his cars at the moment which was thankfully his most normal one but did that mean Kim wouldn't be able to drive any of his fancy cars with Chay?

Anyway Kim uses the wrong cutlery on purpose to match Chay and not expose himself as rich but for some reason Kinn is also in the restaurant that night.

Kinn sees Kim eating with the wrong cutlery, and he just HAS to get up and come over to Kim, and he just starts going on this whole thing about how Kim is acting like a savage for using the wrong cutlery and how Kim is embarrassing himself and then Kinn also noticed Kim is dressed in like jeans and goes on about that too, the whole time Kim is just glaring at Kinn trying to telepathically communicate that if Kinn fucks this up for him he will be sicking Thankhun on Kinn.

Somehow, Kinn never reveals that they are related despite thinking Kims death glare was just his normal face, In Chays mind he thinks a random rich guy came up to them and started lecturing them about proper dining etiquette unprompted.

Once Kinn leaves and Chay is like 'omg this is why I hate rich people, they always think they are better than everyone else, promise me if you win another contest not to take me to another fancy restaurant.'

Anyway, Kim spends months pretending he is poor, for the first few months he just always insist they go to Chay's instead of his. But then he does end up buying a run down apartment complex, and even when he gets to pick the nicest apartment in the building its still horrible. He tries to make it look lived in but he doesn't really know what to put in it that a poor person would have so he leaves it mostly unfurnished.

Anyway because of all this Chay thinks Kim is even poorer than him and so Chay always insists on paying for Kim on dates (when Kim manages to pay before him Chay gets upset cause he thinks Kim is spending too much on him that he should really be keeping for himself!), or he'll buy Kim like little trickets and things or something but then Kim keeps all of Chay's gifts at his actual apartment so Chay thinks Kim keeps getting robbed or something.

Eventually Chay finds out Kim is rich and he does not take it well.

But once they work it out and get back together Chay takes full advantage of Kim's eagerness to buy everything he wants but to Chay that just means like being able to order more then one thing or something other than the cheapest item at a restaurant,

while still pretending to be poor Kim gets Chay like designer clothes or really nice jewelry or something for Chay's birthday and Chay lowkey thinks Kim is either a really good thief or a scam artist or something but also he's into it

[anonymouscheeses]

Exorcist gang! (I'm so sorry it took forever to get to your ask. I kind of dropped the au for a long time and just now got the motivation to pick it up again.)

Right on the money! I just narrowed it down to three because I can't do anymore(lazy ahh). But they can't actually drive motorcycles because none of them have a drivers license so they just try to seem badass by saying they are a biker gang. All christian but they have no idea how it works and do things looked down upon by the christian community. Left Victoria. Middle Stephanie. Right Kamaria. Kamaria got a tattoo of the upside down cross to seem cool but she knows it's St. Peter's cross so it's kind of a double meaning for her. I also gave Kamaria three toned lips because I jst found out that exists and I had to include that in some character. Atleast one.

Maybe one day I'll draw them as angels just to do it.

For context, they are exes 😫

Are there still feelings? Kind of, they just aren't over eachother yet. Right now tho they are mainly enemies. Valerie(Vaggie) is kind of like Blitzø(relationships wise), but less of an asshole. It was mostly her fault they broke up though. She was uninterested and embarrassed by Kamaria almost all the time so ofc Kamaria doesn't stand for shit and ended it before it got worse. Valerie is like that with Charlie in some ways, but of course that's for growth purposes.

Oh also Valerie dated Lute too before she dated Kamaria so it's just this entire problem within the group bro.. Like, Lute is not over Valerie and not in a "I am in love with u still." Way, but in a "I hate the way you walk, the way you talk, I hate the way dress-" ahh way(and in an i am still in luv wit u way but shh). Lute has no idea why Valerie broke up wit her ass and takes it out on Kamaria. Kama takes no shit and bounced out that place quickly. Good for her ig. She still an asshole too, anger issues ahh, everyone except Charlie(until the vee accident 😏)deserves a kick in the ass.

Pretend Charlie is in her human form. I'm still workshopping it right now! 😔 so yeah nobody else except Valerie knows she's a demon jst so you know!

Chaggie aren't dating yet! But they will one day 😈

For now it's kind of just pining. On both sides ofc.

"So it mine el" we say in unison.

PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE GETS THE REFERENCE?? THIS IS SO AWKWARD NOW...

Helmets and glasses off! I think they look pretty nice but im not great at making my own character designs from ground up. Which is why I havent shown my actual own OC's. Victoria is trans because I said so. Kamaria is probably Lesbian but she doesn't know yet, it's kind of a label she uses until she knows for sure (so me). And Stephanie is Stephanie (she don care. She don kno 💀). I FORGOT THE FLAME ON KAMARIA'S JACKET RAAAA.

They also all have a picture on the back of their jackets that's jst wings and a halo. So do with that what you will.... if u wanna make fanart that is..... pls..... I'm begging..... jk but it would still be cool lmao.

They used to be in a gang with Adam and Lute but after Valerie was beat up real bad by Lute they all decided to just part ways. Not on good terms... So it's just Adam and Lute now who jst act like they are all that when they cant pack a punch at all 😒. I'll show Adam and Lute's designs in the next update (or somewhere) but that's all I have right now. I can't wait to draw the duo ughhhh‼️‼️‼️

(I have also changed a few things from my original idea, so if your a hxd au og from the first like... 3 posts I made abt it then ya... there's major changes. I'll go through them deeper in my next updates on this au!)

[puzzled-pegasus]

Orel and Christina hcs

When they have phone calls as teens Both of them lay on their beds kicking their legs and twirling their fingers in the telephone wire and talk to each other forever like girlfriends loll

They go to prom together and along with dressing up, Orel either gets a fancy cane special for the occasion or snazzes up his normal one

Clay and Poppit also get weirdly excited for their respective children about prom and they help them get ready and Blorberta is like "thats nice" but Art is like "should she really be going with this boy, she could get into drugs or alcohol or she could lose her virginity or blah blah whatever she should be going with girlfriends or even better, not at all" wnd Poppit's just like thats nice Art, anyway what color dress do you want sweetie (not that she cares about her because she's Christina's Clay but she just likes pretending shes a good parent in big moments)

Also steph does Christina's makeup because her parents dont want her wearing makeup

Since Orel and Christina both eventually get permanently injured by their respective parents' negligence, they worry over each others' health a lot

They have a lot of late night conversations either in person or on the phone that end with one or both of them in tears

Art keeps threatening to shoot Orel for the crime of being a boy that his daughter likes, but Orel's like "i ain't scared of him, my own dad already shot me!"

Both of them are extremely starved of jusy like normal affection with no cost or anything attached so they are always naturally as close as they can possibly be like a pair of attracting little magnets lol

one time Joe told them that if they keep putting their foreheads together their heads will eventually grow together and get stuck, and they were just like "aw that doesn't sound so bad"

When they get married they get a dog and a cat together

They don't invite their parents to their wedding but Shapey and Block are invited as well as Danielle and whoever Christina's Danielle is and also Stephanie

They are both strong enough to pick each other up but Christina can't lift Orel for more than a few seconds once they're past the age of like 14 lol

although it's fair because Orel's scarred knee joint prevents him from being able to lift her for too long

they're the same height at 12 but Orel gets taller and Christina stays tiny like she doesn't get bigger than 5 feet lol I just really like the idea of smol christina

I mean Orel's not that tall either but still probably between like 7 and 10 inches taller than her

Both of them go to Stephanie for advice, sometimes together and sometimes separately, as they realize more and more how shitty their parents' advice is

Stephanie gave Christina an extra ear piercing besides the "one earring per ear" she was allowed to have and her parents were furious lol

she also puts makeup on her sometimes

Side note, I feel like Christina's parents would accuse Stephanie of grooming their daughter if they knew she's a lesbian

Logically Revs is really happy for Orel and Christina but he also gets really annoyed when he sees PDA so he's just like "orel why don't you and your little sweetheart get a room so the rest of us don't have to think about how we can't all be as happy as you guys are" lol and Orel's like "gee sorry Reverend we just like each other so much it's hard not to be right up close to each other like a couple of peas in a pod :3" and Rev is just "yeah whatever grumble grumble" and walks away

i've said this before but i just know Orel and Christina have the sweetest but corniest pet names for each other that you just cant be mad at because they say them so sincerely. Mayhaps I'll have to make a list of examples :3

[the-s1lly-corner]

Tadc x reader who has the appearance of a princess, but is more of a badass warrior who hates dresses and such?

Kinger, Gangle, Caine, Ragatha x badass!princess!reader !

the wheel has picked these four since the admin is currently not doing full casts; sorry anon! i know i got a princess reader right here so heres a similar post too!!

CAINE:

originally hes drawn in by your princess look but is a little shocked when youre trying to take off your crown and tugging at your dress... finds out very quickly that you do not at all vibe with your digital clothing; and the admin is feeling nice today.. i think he lends you a new wardrobe so you can dress in something more comfortable for you (shhh we can pretend the dress wasnt a part of your body), and finds out not long after that that you like diving into IHAs, especially if theres any beast or danger... honestly? i think he would be into it! youre pretty AND youre cool? hubba hubba, hes giving you heart eyes and probably making train whistles... i think he makes IHAs more challenging just because you seem to like the thrill and challenge, though sometimes he might go a little overboard...

RAGATHA:

similar to caine i think shes initially drawn in by your princess look that youve spawned in; but thats because i like to hc that prior to the digital world she grew up with fairy tales and instinctively finds herself drawn to things that remind her of it, even if she cant quite pin point why... i think she would try to make you new clothing so you can ditch the dress.. thinks youre very cool, frequently offers to patch up your clothing if youve gotten any tears in it or anything! sometimes likes watching you work out or train yourself... definitely doesnt have this look on her face while shes watching you, no her cheeks have always had that blush..! dont mention it please- honestly youre probably her type i can easily see her being into strong feminine folk (assuming reader is femme thanks to the princess motif)

KINGER:

oh?? another royal? ah! not another royal, you are not happy with your arrangement! though... this does give me an idea; king and knight dynamic. what started with kinger lingering around you because you totally smashed any threats during an IHA turned into you intentionally shielding him from danger! so thats nice at least! probably gives you some knight-ly nicknames.. might actually believe youre a knight, assuming he was being serious when he said "as a royal myself" (personal admin note, i think he was just bullshitting and trying to appeal to the gloink queen, though i do think he does playfully lean into the king role). sometimes get a little surprised when he sees you standing outside his pillow fort making sure no one comes to knock it down or dismantle it... its sweet, in my opinion...

GANGLE:

thinks youre really pretty, princess or not. can also see you being gangles type. i think i mentioned this somewhere before a few times but gangle gives me "i used to play dating sims in the real world" vibe, and her go to route would either be the moody monsters or strong feminine leaning folk.. ponders... sometimes ties your hair up so it can stay out of the way when youre going about your business throughout the day! sometimes braids it, other times will leave it as a plain ponytail! depends on how both of you are feeling that day! subconsciously goes to you for protection me thinks, sometimes also does it when jax is being mean to her.. .generally sees you as a person of strength, you know?

[crushedsweets]

I know you spoke about how things would "end" for Toby and Nat if O/S ever came together again, but what about Nina and Kate? I figure things would be hard for Kate seeing as she's been there for like a decade.🤔 maybe they will move to NYC idk

did you reference nyc cuz u remembered that one ask... if yes that made me smile. also u guys asking for these sort of 'good' endings remind me of Laundry & Taxes so u guys should go read it..

anyway, it is probably the hardest for kate. she has an 8th grade education, only shreds of humanity, blood on her hands, and no clue where her family is. she can't remember a single address or phone number.

just maybe, and this is difficult for me to imagine, nina could convince her to call a police department. she's been a missing person, not a wanted criminal - her family and friends all assumed she was kidnapped and killed long ago. so maybe she could go in, tell the police her name, have them search a database or two, figure SOMETHING out. go back to her dad. . .make up some story, claim amnesia of the last decade. use this a chance to get her GED and a job. but that's such an unlikely path for kate, i rlly struggle to imagine it...

so, like toby, she'd probably stick around that farm. work with toby.

i could see her asking BEN for one last bit of help, see if he could somehow go through whatever database that could get her SSN and whatnot, so she could get a job on her own . . without having to go home. maybe i should have BEN just create/steal one for Toby... regardless, she'd try to get some sort of stable footing. i could only see her working pretty physical jobs, not customer service or anything like that. maybe a job at a morgue... graveyard shifts and the sort... fitting for her.

in this circumstance, kate would try to stay with toby as long as he'd let her. but if he's with clocky, things would be pretty cramped, and get tense. so maybe she'd go live with jack for a long while... quiet, peaceful, familiar.

if nina and kate were together(or getting there), then i think . .

nina would beg kate to move in with her, stay full time at the apartment. it'd be hard at first, only to get even more difficult. they'd start arguing, kate would leave for days. not because she's angry with nina, but she's scared that if kate cant keep her emotions in check, the O/S syndrome will set right back in and make kate a danger.

but then she'd come back in the middle of the night, climbing into bed with an exhausted nina, pretending nothing bad happened. and then nina would wake up and she'd have to ask why kate left and kate would be like ? isnt it obvious. we were arguing. and ninas like BUT THATS NOT THE POINT and they'd get overwhelmed and have to deal with it again. cuz ninas not letting kate go. and kate doesn't wanna go.

once kate starts getting paychecks, she's terrible at saving. immediately blows it on nina, as thanks for all nina's done. buying her dresses, jewelry, ordering meals, skincare, spending hours going thru the magazines nina has around. nina would ask her to save a bit more, and she would listen, and then realize it's probably more helpful to buy things like groceries, pay bills, etc. but money doesn't hold much meaning to her, she never attributed her terrible life to a lack of money, so she's still quick to throw it away to make nina happy . . but nina would start sitting her down and being like STOP WASTING UR MONEY!!!! . oddly enough kate finds comfort in being told what to do. feels like guidance, in a way? especially because she KNOWS nina does it with love. not so kate does what she wants

and eventually, they'd be able to save to move. regrettably, not to NYC, because that's too expensive for either of them. but somewhere nice... a quiet neighborhood, preferably only a 20-ish minute drive from any fun attraction nina wants to visit. i could see them agreeing on somewhere near a beach(though that'd be far in the future cuz expensive..). the forest was so suffocating to kate, so the openness of the ocean would be a good change of pace

i think kate just wants to lay on a bed with blankets fresh out the dryer.

[messenger-of-stupidity]

10 Redacted ASMR Headcanons

Mainly because I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW HOT VEGA IS

like... GOD DAMN

No this sadistic fuck is perfect, he can manipulate/mansplain/manslaughter me all he fucking wants. Anyways, onto the content you’re actually here for instead of me thirsting over this fictional character T-T

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1) Vega once brought Warden something and sat in the far corner staring at them because he wanted them to wake up to see how they would react. Warden stayed still and pretended to be asleep for three days because he was freaking them out.

2) Guy pretended not to know who Honey was when they were ordering a pizza and he picked up the call to take their order. He thought it was funny but Honey just wanted their fucking pizza for once.

3) When Cutie wants to be Geordi’s head, they’ll make a telephone with their hand and continuously make it ring until Geordi picks up.

4) Every solstice party Angel follows David around asking for him to “turn into a pubby for me, Davey. Pleeeaaseee?” he pretends it’s annoying but he actually finds it cute that Angel is so obsessed with his wolf form.

5) During arts and crafts dates with Baabe, Asher gets too impatient to wait for the hot glue gun to melt the glue stick so he’ll hold a lighter over one end so he can use it like an Elmer’s glue stick instead.

6) Vega dresses nicely but pretends to not know that he’s dressed better than most humans because “ew human customs are gross and icky”

7) Milo will make fun of Sweetheart’s mimic of his accent and it goes around and around until what they’re saying is unintelligible. 

8) Freelancer made some really bad art of Huxley and Damien as a prank and gave it to the two elementals. Damien wanted to tell them that it looked horrible but Huxley made him be nice. To this day it’s hanging up in Damien’s apartment and he absolutely hates it. Gavin was in on the joke and he as well as Freelancer find it absolutely hilarious.

9) Angel’s idea of interior design is finding something on pinterest boards and applying it to one room. All the rooms that David lets Angel decorate have no matching aesthetics with another. It’s kind of like a fever trip.

10) Warden likes the peace gardening has. But the moment you overwater or harm their plants they get severely pissed off and become kinda scary. They’re just a very protective plant parent.

[codeopod]

✨Toddlers and Tiaras AU✨ (joke fic)

Because the parents/patrons have been serving shady mom-manager realness lately🌸🌙����️✨🎀🕷️👑💅🏼☠️✨👼🏼🩷✨♟️⚡️

Imogen looked around the small staging room. There were girls her age all around in various bright colors and costumes. Her momma grabbed her chin and turned her to apply makeup. She caught sight of the girl next to her. She was pretty tall for their age bracket, real thin, and a little awkward looking, but she had a kind smile. Another tug turned her to the mirror and she saw the girl over her shoulder; she was blue head to toe and talkin’ a mile a minute with the woman Imogen assumed to be her mom. She seemed fun. The girl to her other side looked about as excited as Imogen felt. She wondered if they all banned together; maybe they could overthrow their parents altogether and be done with it all.

“Momma!”

“Ladies don’t yell!”

“Momma, can I see Flora today?”

“If you’re a good girl and do just as I say and win the Ruby Moon crown, then you can ride Flora next week.”

Imogen huffed and kicked at her too-small cowboy boots. She hated pageants. Stupid makeup and stupid rules and stupid dresses! Okay well, the dresses were kinda fun, but everything else was stupid!

“I wanna go home.”

“We can’t go home sweetie, not until Momma wins us this pageant.” Liliana muttered, fixing her lipstick in the mirror.

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“Mom?”

“We talked about this didnt we, Laudna?”

“Oh, um, Delilah?”

“Yes dear?”

“Can I wear the lace dress today? It’s so very pretty! I looked like a real lady.”

“We will see what the other girls are wearing first.”

“Okay.” Laudna smiled to herself. She loved pageants! She loved getting to spend time with other girls and getting all pretty and dancing around. And, if she did good, her godmother would be so nice!

“Cant have you getting last place again. What an embarrassment that was.”

“I liked that one! It was when I met that nice girl-“

“No friends! Have you learned nothing child?” Delilah bent over to catch her eyes, “Friends are distractions, I need you focused.”

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“Jester! You look adorable my darling.”

“I look just like you!”

“Oh no, you have your own spark,” Marion whispered, adjusting her hair bow until it was perfect before booping her nose, “and you’re going to blow them all away.”

Jester shrunk under the praise, suddenly self conscious. “I have to be as amazing as you! I have to win the crown.”

“You don’t have to win a ruby for me honey, you’ll always be my little sapphire.”

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“Chin up, my child.”

Fearne frowned at her reflection. She looked like a little Victorian child. “Daddy, why can’t I just wear my new dress?”

“This dress won the Ruby pageant for all the women in our family for decades now!”

“It lost me the last one.”

“That wasn’t the dress honey, it was those hick cheats and their ‘innocent farm girl’ act.”

“Imogen is my friend!”

“Well, friends don’t get in the way of family. You are a Zathuda, and Zathuda’s win.”

“I’m a Calloway.” Fearne muttered.

“Not on that stage you aren’t. You’re going to get that crown, and then we’re going to be first in the running for the golden cage.”

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Imogen trudged out onto the stage, fake horsey in one hand as she pretended to ride it. Her Momma was front row, glarin’ at her already and the music hadn’t even started yet! She missed riding real horses. Those nice girls back stage had wanted to see pictures before her mom dragged her up here. The guitar finally started up and queued her to cross the stage. She couldn’t remember where exactly she was supposed to end up though.

“Run, Imogen! Run!” Her Momma whisper-yelled at her, pointing out where she was meant to be already.

She grumbled but skipped her way over to the mark, finishing her little act with a flourish.

“You did so good!” Laudna cheered as she ducked back into the dressing room. She smiled a little shyly but accepted the enthusiastic hug.

“You’re really pretty too.” Fearne added in, stopping next to Laudna. “I hope you win it.”

“Me too!” Laudna giggled. “Maybe we can be top three!”

“I hope so.” Imogen admitted, she did enjoy getting to see her peers, it would be a little sad to not go on to the next round.

“I hope so too.” Added a new girl. She had sparkly hair and glitter everywhere. “I’m Opal by the way.”

“You don’t want to win Opal?” Fearne asked quietly.

“Not really, I mean, I’ve won so many, it’s boring now.” The little girl responded, picking at her nail polish. “Plus, if I win another one of these my sister is gonna freak out.”

“You have a sister?” Laudna gasped. “I always wanted a sister!”

“She’s a butthead, but I love her.”

Imogens eyes widened at the harsh words. She couldn’t help the rebellious spark that flared to life in her heart. “My momma is a butthead.” She blurted before slapping a hand over her mouth. “Y’all got me saying bad words!”

Laudna frowned at her but Fearne burst into giggles just as the door to the audience swung open and Liliana Temult burst in.

“Imogen, what on earth were you thinking! You rolled your eyes on stage!”

Imogen groaned and turned to walk back to her station, knowing her momma would follow. Before she could think better of it, Imogen looked back and caught the girls laughing together. Laudna offered her a sympathetic wave. Maybe pageants weren’t too bad. Sometimes.

[maxiscoolongg]

"What! I cant do that!?"

💌; Chooch Bambalazi

Warnings: nothing much

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We successfully got candy on the plan, anyway right now we were getting ready for the dance and I was wearing a dress since there was really nothing but at least It fit the color scheme, me and chooch jumped off his bed and walked to Hash "hurry up with liceman outfit hash, we were supposed to have them outside his door an hour ago" chooch said as hash gave us the outfit them we walked out the door "Man I'm nervous" I said chuckling "Why?" He asked "I have to pretend I wanna sleep with lice" I said as he chuckled "At least you can sleep with someone else after" he said smirking as I made a surprised face "Chooch!" I said as we put the outfit out his door.

We walked into the dance a slow song was playing and I looked at him "May I have this dance?" I said smirking at him "You may " he said as he put his hands on my waist and I put my hands on his shoulders then I put my head on his chest as I put my hand In his as he put his free hand on my waist "you know this is my first dance with a guy" I said shyly "Really? Am I lucky" "Yes" I said in a chuckle "I didn't think you were much of a dancer chooch" "I'm not, but I will be for you" he said smoothly as I head my head in his chest as he grinned

When we went our ways I saw candy "Candy!" I said to her "Oh my! Y/n look at you" she said as I smiled "stopp I'm blushing" I said sarcastically smiling, then we saw hash I waved at him and he looked at us and came towards us we all started dancing then a bunch of bad singers came on me and candy covered our ears then they stopped "Shit that was bad " I said as another slow song came on I looked at her and smiled "May I?" I said to her "You may" she said back in a polish voice, we chuckled and we started dancing. I would definitely get with candy if she wasn't with Oliver and I wasn't dating Chooch, but not in a weird way!

Then everyone made a gasping sound and we went over there was a shit in the punch. I did a chuckle and looked at candy then at chooch "Help your self sir" he said as he turned around I made a smiling face at chooch then me and candy saw liceman and walked to him "Hi!" Candy started he then looked at us and I smiled at him winking "Its a nice dance ain't it?" I questioned him "it's alright. I particularly like te singing group, i thought they had a very fine style of their own" he said then I looked over and saw the guy chooch looked jealous sorta I giggled at him and blew a tiny kiss

"Tickle your asses with a feather?" Liceman asked "Maybe later" me and candy replied

Then us three walked away outside "Just have to get my over night bag" candy said pointing at her bag "Oh allow me miss.laura, you guys did say my room?" "Why not" I said grabbing his arm trying not to vomit, we followed him to his room he tried to unlock it but he was shaking so I grabbed it "Allow me" I said winking as I opened it I zoned out because I blinked and candy was draging me to the bathroom "But this on" she wishpered once we were in the bathroom my eyes widen "i- uh- ok.." I said sighing as I took my clothes off we both changed into the same stuff "Oh baby! That music is so sexy" I said on a tone as I made a uncomfortable face

"Get ready lover we'll be right there!" Candy said as we both looked uncomfortable "now don't start without us baby" I said "Keep your motor running baby!" Candy said "Here we come ready or not!" We said walking out he pulled us to the ground "Vaughn! Wait Vaughn! Not yet" I said "why don't you slip into something more comfortable" candy said "I do.. I doo... I doo.. have fairly nice legs" he Said as I did a fake chuckle "we really wanna be turned onn" i said to him as he got up and went to a cheast he started saying stuff like rope, string, feathers then me and candy pulled out a pink outfits for him

"Okay, Vaughn if you don't wanna turn us on.." candy said thus we started walking "Wait! I'll do it" he said as we turned back around. He went to the bathroom to get changed and me and candy ran to the door and opened it up "Come in come!" I wishpered as I noticed chooch staring at me up and down i smiled at him as candy pointed behind the couch i kissed chooch before he hid with Oliver. Then he came out "Ohh babyy~ it's so sexy" I said to him "Sexy?" He said chuckling as we nodded "whip us" candy said I looked at her and she looked at us.

He was about to do it before a flash came I got out and sighed in relief then Rodney came in "Uncle Vaughn, I think..those guys are up to something" "Ya think," I said sarcastically his eyes widen

That's where we are now I'm liceman office "That's right sir, might I add you look quite fetching in pink" Hash said making me chuckle "Doesn't he ike?" "Luscious." Ike said "I want my pictures back. And I want em' now, you stop playin' with my things and get out from behind my desk" liceman said as chooch nocked down hus soldiers "This is no way to treat your friends sir." Hash said "That's right. Friends would settle this in a sporting manner, sir" Oliver said "Like how?" Sir said as chooch got an idea "Like the winner of the soccer game gets to keep all the pictures" he said as I grabbed his hand "Now lemme get this correctly now, who ever wins the soccer game gets to keep all the pictures?" Liceman said as ike grinned "Say it again chooch." "Oooo... gentlemen and women you drive a hard bargain" I sighed at the women part again

""My friends... I will see you on the soccer field." Liceman said to us "Lookin' forward to it, sir" chooch said as we all walked out of his office.

[luffythinker]

Coming to you as if anything you tell me about how Bakugo relationshipwise would be canon cause you just kinda talk about him like your the author so I trust your judgement as in "Bakugo would do that" kinda way.

If Bakugo was dating Deku and the scenario was Deku wanted her to keep it a secret cause Deku had a reputation of "leading on girls" but not for the reason you think it's only because hes just nice to people that makes him approachable andgirls like it when a guy is nice so Deku had a lot of friends that are girls at school and others at school perceive it has him being a womanizer even thought he denies it all the time he cant help that so (for the scenario I'm gonna say Bakugo is a girl) Deku and Bakugo start dating and Deku wants them to keep their relationship a secret for now but he promises it wont always be like that

How do you think Bakugo would react to this? Would she pretend with him to keep her own appearance up as in "dating is stupid and I'm here to learn to be a hero" or would she demand to be known to dating Deku publicly?

I like to take into account that even if Bakugo was a girl nothing would be different about her but an upbringing as a girl Bakugo would be slightly different but the same I saw someone make a long thing where they talked about how coded Bakugo was of a girl who wants to be her own thing and not fit into girl stereotypes she isnt a tomboy shes just Bakugo the girl who wears suits instead of dresses and puts her feet up on the table

ALSO This scenario takes place after the USJ attack they are soon to take their exams when Allmight messed up Deku's back but before they take the exams

I'm sorry this is so specific lol

okay this is one of the nicest things somebody has said to me, I'm so happy to indulge in this scenario

Okay so straight to the point i think Bakugo would want to be known as izuku's girlfriend, not necessarily bc she makes a big deal out of being public or anything, but she knows her worth and she knows she's good and any person who is with her should be proud to have her and show her, so deku better have a damn good reason to ask to keep the relationship a secret, she wouldn't press it but i think she would make herself clear, or even give an "ultimatum" like until u ready to let people know we not dating for real

Can i just say i also love that deku gets involved in this misunderstanding confusionskjdfj, he's just TOO nice, girls always think he's flirting or wanting something but it's just his way of being nice and polite and now he has a lot of people who confess and get their hearts broken when he says he's not into them like that, he got the fame of leading girls on but he was just being himselfkjkjdk

And i also like to think girl bakugo wouldn't be that much different, she knows what she wants and how she wants and she won't accept it any less!! Idk if what i said made much sense, but if you want to continue this i would love to!! But yeah, basically i think she would only accept keeping it a secret if it was a very good reason or else she's out

[cowboybrunch]

notes on chapter 7 of Dust to Dust!

some vague spoilers ahead!

let's talk about ages!

Robbie was nine when he met Sir Cornfield, and he says that "nearly a decade" has passed, so let's assume he's 17.

Missy calls him a child, implying that she's older. not by much tho, a few months? say she just had a birthday, call her 18.

Lucas is said to be "about Missy's age" so 18-19 as well.

Jamie was old enough to be given ~responsibilities~ when Missy was a toddler (i.e the memory of her flinging carcasses at his ankles) so he has to be quite a bit older, let's say 7 years. so he's 25.

Nikolas and Jamie have known each other "since they were boys" so we can assume that Nik is also 25

and Amalie is five years older than Jamie which makes her 30

and now onto the real fun facts!

original plan was to have their mother join in on the betting (something like "if i win, you both have to be well-behaved for the duration of the visit") scrapped because it felt a little too out of character. and she wouldn't win because they cant be well-behaved

speaking of the betting. it was pulled from a real experience i had with my real sibling (waiting for extended family to arrive on a holiday, dressed up all nice and bored out of our noggins. i did not win. i don't remember what the wager was)

Missy relaxing when she spots Sir Cornfield is very special to me. she knows the demon will go to bat for her (because he did. made a grown man piss his pants. just dont tell Robbie)

another thing i considered adding to this chapter but decided against was Jamie asking Amalie to pretend to hate him. so he could win the bet. but this would be dishonorable and not a very Jamie thing to do

"He was glad that Missy had no reason for further involvement with him" -> i laughed out loud writing this line, knowing that there will absolutely be further involvement with him

i love the arranged marriage "neither of us want this" trope as much as the next guy, but i really wanted a story where both people genuinely try to make it work. not the ideal situation but we're in this together, etc.

Amalie being just shy enough to entice Jamie but challenging him enough to keep his attention. they get on so well... almost too well. do we trust her?

Jamie referring to Nik as his squire (this action will have consequences)

"A jest, as they both knew better than to sic the demon on anyone" ha! Robbie doesn't know about the peed pants!

alt title for this story: The Missy Tornado

gee there sure are quite a few mysteries piling up. i wonder if they're connected somehow

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