#but i called it months agoooo

[ofdraiocht]

Next month is seiroku v naoe round two and Naoe loving hours huh? I am here for it

[loganloggins]

LETS GOOO I CALLED IT MONTHS AGOOOO

Can we make it a canon head-cannon that foolish and bad are really fucking old, and they’ve known each other for centuries, so when they bump into each other, it’s not “oh it’s nice to see you again!” It’s “why the fuck are you still alive.” but they trust each other more than anything.

[ongreenergrasses]

Covid asthma back with a vengeance SCREAMMMM

[zumpietoo]

Oh Lookity, It Continueth

(from Scratchy’s didn’t readsplain earlier):

Yeah, cuz you gots to get your lies/manipulations on the same page, amirite?

OML.....what should you do???? Dude, it’s a fucking fanfic about a fucking TeeVee show.....watch or don’t watch. Those are your options. And I think in your case, Unshura, definitely and clearly the latter.....and maybe look into some therapy. Or something...

Yes, this would be the rational way to approach it....and, again, you ARE also aware that it’s all pretend, riiiiiighttt???

Which is all the moar reason for you to stop watching. Also, really, you’re a dude? I’d peg you as a 12 year old, rather dimwitted fangurl, myself..

It actually all does and you missed it, cuz you chose to (denial some moar, huh?), buuuutt....

You should stop watching. Or, at a bare minimum, stop fucking lying....

You’ve got that fucking right.....like “silly” is entirely too generous and kind, dude...OMGGGGGG.....it’s a TEE VEE SHOW!!! Also, how exactly are you going to “fight for your ship”??? You don’t write the show, loony-toons...

You can actually do either, just not be so fucking batshit, bullying and lying about it....

Also oooohhhh the dramaaaaa!!!

And by “distinct possibility”, I’m guessing you mean 90+% probability??? This is QUITE the facing the music-fest we’re having today, huh? Cause I’ve been pointing out how wrong y’all are/were for over a year, now....And you aren’t BHs, you’re Slizzystans....

However, it’s heelarious to me that what prompted this was a fanfic by a glorified fanboi.....who had already intimated his limited knowledge (Jabi gonna stay) and you chose to ignore, months agoooo....

You mean when you either A) didn’t watch it or B) weren’t a nu sock account?

As for “canon”----A) 6x05 wasn’t---B) again, not gonna miss ya, bitch!

So you can accept them splitting up, but not really? And then only if it matches your fanfic? The irony about “closure” is that was a LOT of Jug’s trauma, as well.....and something Slizzy gleefully looked to deny him.

Oohhhh those meanie bully writers, daring to write their show their way!!! Soooo mean!! And yes, all intended expressly to torment your sweet, angel girl ass...

Or it’s like that first grader throwing a tantrum cuz it’s nap time and Mommy and Daddy took the favorite toy away.

Either way, your entitlement is breathtaking, slizzypinto.

Wait....is BrainFreeze (while getting it wrong, your shipmates are pissed off cuz Jug turned Slizzy down...) actually kinda being the voice of reason here???

(and yes, Alex even (self) “published” a Pinkle fanfic, dude...however, neither he nor y’all is a writer)

Then she shits on it....blah, blah, blah....and all wrong. And neither Jug nor Tabs will be cheating on the other....DW, dumbass!

Just because I oh-so-dramatically asked doesn’t mean I wanted to hear this!!! Let me be pathetic in peace!!! You aren’t being silly for having those questions, that’s called admitting reality. You’re being silly for making so much out of a TeeVee show....

You choose to be there. Get over yourself. AGAIN

Because they aren’t remotely “treading water”? (not even sure what you fucking mean, there, dude) And, again, it’s actually good you’re checking out and accepting you no longer enjoy the show....

Whelp, you also thought BH would “talk” (i.e. Jug would grovel) and they’d immediately reconcile----as you told me directly almost a year ago. So, looks like you’re wrong, once again.

The “new ships” have been together to an extent/on varying levels for over a year now and we know, at least thru ep 12, now Jabi’s still going strong...

Once again, they aren’t popular with Slizzystans. And the writers DGAF.

He actually wrote it for less than 4 seasons AND he’s wanted to do Barfie since fucking forever.....

Also, STILL with “they’re gonna talk!!!”???? Good lord, duuuudeee....noooo....also, that they don’t have closure merely illustrates how fucked up they are....

And, actually, the couples they wrote for years were toxic AF, with all sorts of issues and in the case of Pinkle and VD had nothing in common...

That’s because, to you, you want to see it that way, Snorty. And you’re really, really, REALLY dumb. And, again, it’s a Tee Vee SHOW

No you don’t you fucking liar....and, again, you’re pissed cuz you didn’t get your way, LBR....

“Propoganda”???? Duuuuuddddeee.....also, from what I’m hearing, this pissed off Barfies moar than y’all....they want for “everybody to give up”? Ummm....they want peeps to watch the show....cuz, again, it’s a TEE VEE SHOW.....not a fascist dictatorship.

Yes, others: Chip, Penny and Used Napkin....

The “struggle”???? My gawd she’s dramatic!!!

Errmm....and, again, it’ll make no difference in terms of what’s actually on our tee vee screen!

You’re all weird. You’re all weirdos. And batshit liars...

Ummm.....Brainfreeze? Not what’s happening.....and he isn’t “your boy”, if he were, you’d LOVE Jabi....

Let me sulk in peace!!! Oh the humanity, oh the Pee Arr!!

[got-bad-bois]

🌻❤️

First of, I love your blog! it’s so pretty

Second... one of my best friends introduced me to Mystic Messenger a... month agoooo? Ish. She did so while I was, and still am, overly fixated on Obey Me! and The Arcana. I created a very specific AU because I frickin’ can. And no one can stop me.

However, back to the point, I came to the conclusion that Asmo, Zen, and Lucio have formed a band and it’s called Narcissus Rising. The genre is a weird mix of KPop, JPop, and American pop (idk if there’s an abbreviation. APop sounded weird XD).

I will die with this AU in my hands, cradled and held close.

[saidgoodbyeinagetawaycar]

The lead single is 100% called “me!” And I called it MONTHS AGOOOO!!!!

[pumpkinvampie]

Rambles (Numbah 1)

So... lately I've really been stressed about my family issue. My dad is kind of neglectful.... he fucked up my childhood and I am determined to make my sister's (she's 10) different. Mom can't do much because she's in a box.

It makes me so mad about my dad because you'd think with how my life turned out he'd think about (let's call my sister Anna) Anna more. You'd think he'd strive to nurture her and care for her. Nope. I am the household's main income. I only make $7.25 an HOUR. Every paycheck is like $260. That's NOT enough to support him, Anna, myself, and my kitty.

He says he wants to change all the time, but I think if you truly want to change, then you will. I had 13 years of him just doing drugs, 11 of those years had my mum added into it too till she kicked the bucket. He was doing so well after she passed... he really was. He was sober, he quit smoking, he swore off drugs... then we moved here. It was a HUGE move. We were 11 hours away from all our family. So gradually my 'wonderful' family started talking less and less to us, then none at all. Anna is SO effected. I KNOW she is not stable anymore. Plus, added in her friends never stay because they're shitty doesn't help her much. So on top of all this, my Anna is facing emotional abuse (along with myself, but I don't care anymore about me) from my father. Did you know after my mom died he got mad at us and said we probably killed her because we stressed her out so much? He said sorry but I can't forget it.

He is neglectful because he does NOT put us first. He had a job that had pay that was not the best, but we could LIVE off of it. He fucking quit guys. He fucking quit. Why? He was the only guy and he didn't want to work on an assembly line. Which he really wasn't. He quit MONTHS AGOOOO. MONTHS. He says he looks for jobs but I doubt he does. He said he wanted to go back to truck driving, which I FULLY supported because he loved truck driving and I wanted him happy. He gave up. He fucking gave up.

Another neglectful time is when he pays $300 for a gun, but doesn't put money towards me. I don't have my period. Ever. I've never had it and flipped the fuck out because that normally means something's wrong. He N E V E R took me. His fucking reenacting was more important. He's spending money he doesn't have on that.

He's also spending money on drugs right now. I'm chill with Marijuanna. It helps his ADD and gets him to do things around the house. I don't mind that one. I DO mind when he buys drugs to escape. Mom and him used to do Cocaine. He got back into it a few months ago and he doesn't abuse it, but it still fucking hurts. As a little kid, I was shouldered with responsibility. I had to take care of my mom and dad. I called Cocaine 'Invisible' because it was like no one noticed me. THIS WAS AT 5 YEARS OLD, GUYS. FIVE FUCKING YEARS OLD. He then gets back into it, D E S T R O Y I N G his progress!

He also doesn't try for shit. He went to college and switched his majors twice. You know what made him give up? Math. That's understandable. I'm not good with math either, but I'd do everything I can to learn it! He doesn't. He just gave up.

He emotionally abuses us. He calls me fat, calls Anna crazy. Anna has SEVERE anxiety. She's only 10, guys. 10. I have never seen a preteen with so much anxiety not related to school. She has expressed she's scared of him sometimes because he blows up on us. Anything can set him off. I can tell now when not to talk to him for a day. Pretty much how he says hi is the way I decide if I should camp in my room or not. Anna doesn't know. She tries to brighten his day and he shits on her.

My best friend @mercayisle (bless you. ily) has been my venting buddy through this. They know fully what is going on. Their family has offered to take us both in. I'm super greatful but at the same time I... still defend my dad. Despite all he's done, I can't hurt him. Even though I can't stand to breath the same air as he, I can't hurt him. I can't take Anna away. She'd be broken. I prepared a speech kinda for him and it's kinda like:

"If you don't change, I'm going to take my little sister and leave you behind."

Guys... it hurts so much for me to do this. I have cried time and time again. I know he's bad and Anna needs to get out or have a father figure she can look up to. Someone that loves her enough to take care of her. Dad's not giving her love. He won't play with her or do anything with her (this is true for him with me too) unless it's something he wants to do.

When you become a parent, you give up things for your kids. You put them over yourself. You love them no matter what they do.

My dad threatened me once, saying if Anna and I were ever taken away, he'd kill himself. He said that to me. His 18 year old daughter.

I want to watch him fall down the stairs but I can't pull the trigger. He needs to straighten the fuck up or I'm cutting him off.

I had to foot the bill for our power bill this month. Remember, I only make $260 every two weeks guys. The bill was $141. Then I had to pay for gas. $38.08. I had to pay for groceries. $81. In total that's fucking $259.08. I had like... nothing left other than what I saved up since the last paycheck.

He is not actively seeking a job, folks.

He is not actively seeking a job

HE IS NOT ACTIVELY SEEKING A JOB.

I can't stress how mad I am but at the end of the day I still can't fully say I hate him. Despite him torturing us, I can't fucking hate him.

I just...

I'm so tired guys.

I am so tired...