#but i am old crops. i am zucchini that is big and watery because you left me on the vine too long.
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yal'rlready comin for me about that next event preview and i'm like *prepares the salmon cannon, anew*
#building a fortification wall while dodging fish#WHERE FAMILIARS??????#gamblers paradise rerun is excellent. the fresher crops can enjoy long aster and delinquent morv#but i am old crops. i am zucchini that is big and watery because you left me on the vine too long.#WHERE IS MORVAY#i'm (focus) on that new story chapter#out of bitterness for a) my summer aster silhouette betrayal#and b) sulking for the sake of sulking ehueheuuheeue#'ok but what if fishkumo--'#WHAT IF INDEED? WOULD THE DEVS DARE *SURPRISE* ME?#BREAK THE PATTERN?#would they DARE to do something i do NOT fully expect to happen in the next event???#wouldst they VENTURE into the UNKNOWN? not the COMFORTABLE and EXPECTED pairing patterns?#perchance even a MONSTROUS event char? not just a fully human shaped one?#improbsible. what is the likelihood of them releasing a half fish yakumo before a half snake#if they did that it would legit surprise me and i would let out a murmur of impressed intrigue#....murmurs into my contemplation cube... sea krait? yakumo not a land snake after all?#the ONE dev who was wondering about yakumo during the summer event like 'can he even swim?'#'WELL HE'S ABOUT TO' *feverishly types up a new event proposal*#no the devs don't owe me anything. they don't need to cater to what i want#but i will sashay around AnYwAY if (when) i don't get it
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