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#dpr motivation

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ahh yes

based on Dean's ig post

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hi quick question who is anish kapoor and what did he do? i looked him up but couldnt find anything other that hes an artist or something

I know it’s been a while since you sent this anon, but I just found it so buckle up because I have a lot to say about Anish Kapoor.

It all begins around 2016, with the invention of Vantablack, the darkest possible shade of black.  Naturally, the art world was very excited, but Vantablack is incredibly expensive, needs to be made in a lab and is generally just hard to get a hold of.  Enter one of the richest artists on the planet and elitist asshole, Anish Kapoor.  He takes his art money and buys the exclusive rights to Vantablack.  This made him the only person on the planet legally allowed to use Vantablack.

Naturally, this was viewed as a massive fucking dick move.

Cue our hero: Stuart Semple.

Stuart Semple is also an artist and, as some artists do, happens to make his own pigments in his free time.  He is extremely pissed off by Kapoor’s selfishness, and so decides to get his own back.  Stuart crafts his own unique pigment called Pinkest Pink, which is quite literally the brightest shade of pink ever, and sells it on the Internet for anyone to buy.  Unless you are Anish Kapoor, are in any way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, and are not purchasing the item on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor.  This is a genuine clause upon purchase from the site.The art world is simultaneously laughing its ass off and also flocking to buy Pinkest Pink, seeing as it’s pretty fucking awesome.  But apparently Anish Kapoor doesn’t know how to take a joke.

Combining this with the fact he is an absolute dickwad, it was only natural that Anish Kapoor got an associate to buy him (technically illegally) a pot of Pinkest Pink.  Being the upstanding citizen that he is, Kapoor proceeded to take a photo of him flipping off Semple with his finger dipped in the Pinkest Pink, which he posted to his Instagram with the caption “Up yours. #pink”

Naturally, everyone goes berserk.  Semple launches an investigation as to the identity of the human wet wipe leaked Pinkest Pink, and while that happens, launches two new products in retaliation.  First is Diamond Dust, one of the most reflective glitters in the world.  It’s also made from incredibly small shards of glass, meaning that, if you where stick your finger in it, it would get cut up into tiny ribbons.

For the killing blow, Semple also releases Black 2.0, his answer to Vantablack.  Sure, it’s technically slightly less dark, but it looks the exact same to the human eye.  Vantablack needs to be applied in a special laboratory, cannot be moved across borders, can reach temperatures of 300 degrees celsius.  It’s also highly toxic, potentially explosive and costs thousands of dollars.  Black 2.0 is completely safe, smells like cherries and costs four pounds ($5.22 at the time of posting).  Anish Kapoor is the only person on Earth who can use Vantablack.  And the only person on Earth who cannot use Black 2.0.

Anyways, that’s the main beef with Anish Kapoor.  He said he’d sue Semple back in 2017, but as of yet no lawsuit has been made.

As a side note, go check out Stuart Semple’s online store.  He’s got more pigments than the ones mentioned here, and they’re all super cheap because he sells them at zero profit.

TL;DR: Anish Kapoor is a fucking prick.

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joji eating shit in his new mv

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i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

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Yep, that’s the SAME person

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Christian Yu is my mood 😂

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Even without confidence I want to acknowledge that I like him. The moment I acknowledge it, is also the moment I decide to prepare myself for a love that won't come true.

Ichihara Yuna (Omoi, Omoware, Furi, Furare)