#but how insane is it that i just cant shower or bathe for like an entire week or more (pms + period) w/o risking a migraine

[sovaharbor]

i think im getting a migraine D:

[teddybeartoji]

thinking a lot of thoughts about bf!gojo :(

he will be the sweetest bf ever.. it's a bit concerning with how attached he is to you, bordering on codependency but he just cant help it he loves you too much :(( everytime youre both together on something like lunch with friends or hanging out the sight of you two is enough to give anyone who spares a glance cavities.. his eyes are so in love and hes always got that dopey smile on his face, his touch is always gentle and caring despite him being a teasing asshole sometimes 😭

and behind closed doors ... dear god this man is INSATIABLE.. always has to have a hand around you and touching you !!!! and his sex drive.. erm.. yeah.. idk i see him as the type to want to do it everyday because he just loves you too much and he doesnt know what to do with himself and all this love he has !!!! theres something sweet about him just always wanting you and wanting to make you feel good eufnhffhehrjfnf

the stark difference between you two being such a sweet couple in public but also .. having seen each other INSIDE OUT quite literally is so hot and cute.. :( that level of intimacy .. :((( BF!GOJO WE NEED YOU !!!!!! ok this has gotten too long im sorry HAVE A GOOD DAY THANK YOU

HIIII MY SWEETHEART I'M SORRY FOR THE WAIT!!!! BUT I'M HERE I'M HERE I'M HERE!!!!! I'M HERE AND I'M FEELING TERRIBLY SOFT FOR HIM AND I NEED TO HAVE HIM IN MY ARMS RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!!!!! i agree with everything you've said nonnie!!!! and i am covering you in kisses as thanks!!!! mwah mwah mwah!!!! wait also!!!!!!!!!!!! more exclamation marks!!!!!! please please please don't apologize for rambling!!!!!!!!!! i will always hear you out!!!!! i want more actually!!!!!!!!!!!! please!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok everybody get comfortable bc i have some of bf!gojo headcanons for you!!!!

his pupils are literal hearts whenever he's with and whenever he's Thinking about you!!!! (i'm saying that his pupils are always like that)(he is simply unable to get you off his head)(he's not even trying)(he's so fucking in love with you).

he's constantly resting his head on your head or on your shoulder. this just came to me. he wraps his hands around your middle and he always gives you a squeeze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and a kiss on your neck. and he probably (read: definitely) smells you. and then hums into your skin. omfg i need to hug him so badly. i am losing my mind here nonnie...

okay and i just talked abt him taking naps with you too, right? and i just can't stop thinking about him always taking pics of you whenever you fall asleep on top of him:(((((((((((((( drooling or not, he's taking the pic!!!!!! AND i truly believe that he has begged (literally begged down on his hands and knees) shoko and suguru, so that they'll take pics of the two of you together aswell!!! satoru has a folder with like a THOUSAND pics of you both just napping together:((( he goes through it whenever he's really missing you:(((((((

ok and he loves taking showers and baths with you. loves, loves, loves. he just wants to sit under or in the water with you, just feeling your skin against him. feeling your heartbeat against him. he likes the intimacy of it all. it's so tender and so soft and so loving and he just wants to do everything with you. he's gonna take a fucking piss with you if you'd only let him.

he loves your smile sm. this is such a basic little concept but he does. nothing else in this sick world brings him as much joy as your smile and laughter. and oh my fucking god his heart feels like it's going to explode whenever he makes you laugh (which is all the time let's be honest he's very fucking funny and he is not afraid of making himself look like a fool just for you<3). he loves it when you laugh at cat videos, he loves it when you laugh at whatever the fuck is playing on the tv and he loves it when you laugh at a joke one of his friends make!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he goes a little insane whenever he sees you having fun with his friends:((((((((((((((((((((( it just means the world to him:(((( and you and the younger ones too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omfg when he sees you coddling gumi and yuuji and nobara:((((((((((((((((( stop, he literally feels like he's going to cry every time i am also crying i can't do this anymore

btw he always swings your hands whenever his fingers are interwiened with yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhh!!!!!!! and he has that big dopey smile on his lips again and his dimples are showing and he's laughing so loudly that everybody is turning to look at you both on the street but you couldn't care any less!!!!!!! how could you when your boyfriend is making your heart grow twice the size it was before and you just feel so giddy and so full of love and you want to kiss him stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he loves spending his morning with you. i actually think of him as more of a morning person actually idk how popular that concept is but yeah. don't get me wrong - he refuses to let you up from the bed for at least an hour after you wake up but he does have a lot of energy. he wants to kiss and he wants to hug and he wants to tickle and he wants you to play with his hair and he wants and he wants and he wants and you will give and give and give!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he's a little lovesick puppy and he needs your attention like he needs air!!!!!

and then he wants you to brush his teeth for him. yes. you read that right. he sits you down onto the bathroom counter and bares his teeth at you like the puppy that he is and HE'S SO FUCKING CUTEEEEEE FUCKKKK CUTENESS AGGRESSION IS SO REAL I NEED TO JUST SQUEEZE HIM A LITTLE AAAAAAAAAAA I NEED TO PINCH HIS CHEEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!! he still looks sleepy and his smile is so fucking big and his hands are resting on your hips, his thumbs are drawing hearts into your skin. and he most definitely kisses you before he actually rinses his mouth.............. and then laughs when the toothpaste gets all over you. it's a mess and he's laughing and you're in love.

he loves it when you baby him. he does ask for it as a joke but when you genuinely do it he gets a little flustered. the tips of his ears always turn into a shade of dark pink and he's looking at you like puss in boots. you know what i'm talking abt. big eyes, fluttering eyelashes - he loves you so fucking much. he loves it when you tuck him in bed, he loves it when you kiss his nose, he loves it when you pinch his cheeks i am biased i just said i want to do that don't look at me, he loves it when you tickle him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT STOP HE LOVES IT WHEN YOU TICKLE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! HE WANTS YOU TO STRADDLE HIM AND TICKLE THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF HIM HE WANTS TO LAUGH WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i died

he also loves it when you cling to him. in any way. hands around his neck, around his body, around his arms - it does not matter. he wants you to quite literally climb him like a tree. he loves it when you snuggle into him and when you refuse to let him go. and when you hold his hand and try to stop him from leaving. he's not going to go. it doesn't take a lot for him to give into you. he's folding immediately. he doesn't want to go either. he loves it when you're needy. he loves it when you whine. he loves it when you tease him. he might pop a boner. at everything you do. he just loves you sooooooooooo muchh!!

18+ HE IS INSATIABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS THEE LOVERBOY!!!!!! i think he does like to get a taste of you every single day, no matter whether it's actually having sex or it's eating you out or it's just making out or it's entertaining you with his beautiful slender fingers or it's dry humping etcetcetc. he wants to touch you, he wants to feel you - it's a must!!

i already said it but he loves intimacy!!!! like yeah ofc he likes his freaky sex as much as the next guy (he most definitely likes it more than the next guy) but he loooooves when he can just be in the moment with you!! he's always savouring you - holding your hand when his burying his dick deep inside you, he's snaking his arm around your body as he grinds into you from behind. he's licking and nipping at your skin because he just can't get enough of you. he's sucking on your tongue, he's pressing your hips down against his, he's kissing every fucking inch of your body. i truly think he wants to eat you and he wants to devour you and he wants to merge the two of you together forever<33

okay i have officially melted away... i am a puddle of love Goo... ily nonnie

[ccalhoun]

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carlisle cullen x gn! reader n.sfw abc's! warnings: gender neutral reader, human reader, sub/bottom reader, dom/top carlisle, smut/nsfw, vampires/blood mentions, small parts of twilight lore, various kinks im too tired to write out wc: 1.5k cut for length!

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

extremely caring, always. he is a doctor after all! he'll bring you water and a snack if you need it, and he'll insist on carrying you to the bathroom afterwards even if you can walk fine, he'll make sure you pee to decrease risks of uti's and run a shower (or bath, depending on how hard he went ;))

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

his favorite body part of his would most likely be his hands, he adores the way you squirm and whine when he fingers you, or the way you instantly listen to whatever's he's saying when he grabs your chin, how could he not love his hands when they made you so happy?

his favorite body part of yours is your neck, he feels guilty over it but every time he's close to you, head buried in your neck and shoulder as he's fucking you, all he can think about is how sweet your blood smells and how close he is to it. how easy it would be to just bite you and taste the red liquid that was no doubt the sweetest thing he would've ever tasted in his hundreds of years.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

i think carlisle would be fine with cumming anywhere, he would never want to make you upset or uncomfortable so if you set a boundary he'll do nothing but respect it. but he 110% prefers cumming in you. it just feels more intimate, and he wants to be as close to you as he can possibly get

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he wants to feed from you, he would never tell you this or even think of it while around you! however, when it's been awhile since the last hunt and he's feeling needy the only thing that can seem to fill his brain is his lovely little mate sleeping soundly in the bed he bought and put in his room just for you. and the part that makes him feel even more guilty? it makes him insanely hard to think about how hard you'd cry if he were to feed from you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

he is VERY experienced. he has been alive since before your great grandma was even a thought. he's had more than his fair share of pleasing both men and women, he knows many techniques and him being a doctor he knows every part of your body better than you do! combined with him carefully studying your reactions while he pleases you? he could have you cumming in seconds if the circumstances were right.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

he loves any position that you love, he's probably tried just about every position and could recommend a few that he knows would increase your pleasure or make you more comfortable.

his preference definitely depends on how he's feeling, if he wants to be closer to you or is just feeling affectionate he'll either go with spooning or missionary. if he wants to be a little bit more rough, he'll definitely do face down ass up as he likes the control it gives him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

carlisle would lean towards a bit silly in the moment especially if you have anxiety or are just nervous. he wouldnt want you to feel intimidated or scared! if you ask him, he would be completely serious but he's carlisle for gods sake, nothing can prevent his adorable smile from shining through.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

very well groomed, most likely wouldnt be clean shaven as vampires cant grow hair and i cant imagine a doctor being ok with no pubic hair even if he doesnt have to worry about getting diseases.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he's very intimate and caring, he would lay out rose petals and light candles if you were comfortable with it. at LEAST once a month he'll make you let him pamper you, cook you a nice hot meal, run you a bubble bath, and listen to your every demand. no matter the time or place, he will always be as romantic as he can be when it comes to you!

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he doesn't like jacking off, he wouldn't unless you asked him for whatever reason. he has extreme patience from living for nearly 400 years, he will always wait until the next time he can meet with you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

doctor/sir kink, breeding kink, possessive kink? it makes him embarrassingly horny to think of you belonging to him, not much of a kink but he always wants to hold your hand when he cums

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

anywhere, as long as its with you. but, if he had to choose, probably your bed since it's where you seem the most comfortable and he always wants to pamper you!

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

just you, smelling the scent of your blood when you get closer, your voice, your eyes, your smile, anything could get him going as long as its you. if you want him to get into bed asap, just say anything about you being his and he'll take you away before you even know he picked you up

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

hurt you. he could never forgive himself, even if you asked for him to be rough he would never do anything to cause you any pain. his heart drops when you get a papercut, he didn't even want to think about what he would do if he was the cause of your pain.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

definitely prefers giving, he'd never say no if you offered to suck him off, but before sex he has to eat you out until you cum at least once, preferably twice if you'll let him.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he finds the perfect pace for you, listening to your heartbeat and picking up on every hitch of your breath, staring at your face intently to see any slight changes to indicate what feels good. if you ask him to go faster or slower of course he'll listen, he'll do anything you ask

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he hates quickies, he wants to take his time making you feel good. if you're not somewhere where he can take his time but you want to have sex, he'll just pick you up and run you home.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he knows more than anyone that some experimentation is healthy! he'll try anything you want at least once, and because of his heightened senses he doesn't have to worry about getting caught!

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

he can go as long as he wants, because he's a vampire he doesn't need any time to recover after an orgasm and he has a seemingly endless supply of energy.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he'd be willing to use toys, he doesn't have much experience of his own with toys but if you told him what you want to try he'd buy it for you, money is no issue for him.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he LOVES teasing you, he can't help it. seeing you whining and desperate for him, and if he can get you begging? he'd become even more infatuated with you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

naturally, he isn't very loud, mostly small grunts and groans. if you confessed that you like hearing him, he'd be willing to let go more and let more sounds slip out. but he does love your noises and he'd be lying if he said he didn't control his volume to be able to hear more of you.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

loves making out with you, it feels so intimate to him. just holding you and kissing you for as long as either of you want. of course, he'll give you time to breath where he'll kiss your neck and let your breathing stabilize before kissing you again.

X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)

big, very big. as a human he was more of a grower, but as a vampire it's at his full human length plus an inch at all times. so about 7 inches, and GIRTHY.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

very high, higher than any human. he could go for days if he really wanted to.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

obviously can't sleep, but he loves watching you sleep after. he's fine with letting you sleep while he cleans up everything. you look so at peace when you sleep, he could stare at you for hours, and he does. ≻ ┄┄ ♡ ┄┄ ≺

[cambion-companion]

Waterfall

Based on this Anon ask: I'm not the biggest fan of modern aus but i cant stop thinking about showering with aemond, watching the water cascade from his hair to his neck, his torso and then lower. I think he'd love a good piping hot shower while i just stand there, thoughts of getting clean thrown out of the window (theres also a thought of getting railed from behind while under the shower but its too early for this 😂)

With some encouragement I decided to turn this into a fic under a waterfall, enemies to lovers vibe like my other fic, Captured.

And since all my fics are getting flagged for community guidelines whether they need it or not I've decided to earn it this time with some smut so 18+ only pls

Aemond x fem!reader | making love under a waterfall

"Aemond, please, let's stop!" You called ahead; your hands bound with heavy rope in front of you were beginning to ache in earnest. "It's hot." You muttered as an aside to yourself, wishing you could shed a couple layers.

Up ahead, Aemond paused, turning slightly towards you but not meeting your gaze.

He hadn't looked at you directly since taking you prisoner.

You heard him curse you under his breath.

"You kiss your mother with that mouth?" You snarked as he stomped back to where you waited.

That got a reaction, Aemond's fiery lilac eye caught you and you found yourself wishing he'd look away. Aemond yanked at your bonds, causing you to stumble forward. Your foot caught a tree root and you fell forward, hard, against the Targaryen's chest.

"Get up." Aemond hissed in your ear, supporting you by your elbows and helping you regain your footing.

"You really have turned into quite an ass since last we met." You grouched, watching as he pulled unsheathed his dagger. "Is that a dagger, or are you just happy to see me?"

"If you don't stop your inane quips, I will show you how much of a dagger this is."

"Tetchy."

With a fluid movement Aemond had cut through the rope that bound your hands and you were free. For a clear second of insanity, you thought of trying to run. You settled for rubbing your sore wrists and glowering at the prince. "Tell me again why you couldn't just whisk me back to King's Landing on a dragon."

"Too high profile." Aemond answered, stowing his knife and beginning to scan the area for a place to set up camp. Of course, you had been designated pack carrier. "Mother wants you back alive and...unspoiled."

"Ah, so you're still a mommy's boy." You slipped the heavy pack off your shoulders, letting it fall heavily to the earthen floor.

Aemond considered you for a moment, before tilting his head, smiling slightly. "Yes."

"I guess that should be a relief." You muttered, rolling your shoulders. "Well!" You clapped your numb hands together. "I'm off!"

With that, you turned on your heel and began descending the forested hill toward the enticing river you could hear rushing nearby.

A firm hand grasped your elbow, halting your progress. "Just where are you thinking of escaping to?"

You turned back to Aemond, trying your best to maintain the debonair mask of indifferent confidence. "Hear that river?" You cupped a hand around your ear for emphasis. "I'm going to take a bath."

"You've no soap." Aemond looked you over dubiously, making you feel self-conscious despite yourself.

"You royals and your luxuries." You sniffed disdainfully. "I'm sure I'll manage."

"How will I know you aren't running away?" Aemond shook his silver head. "No, you're not going anywhere I can't see you."

"You're welcome to join me." You looked at him seductively through your lashes, the effect quite ruined by your state of current filth. "Aemond please. I smell like a barn set afire." You lifted your arms, shuffling toward him. "Give me a hug."

Aemond back away hastily, holding up his hands to fend you off, a begrudging smile curving his lips. "No no! Alright, go clean yourself. Take no longer than strictly necessary or I will come find you."

"Promises, promises!" You were already skipping down toward the river, giggling at the prospect of submerging your hot sticky body in cool water. You even tricked yourself into thinking you heard Aemond laughing behind you.

It was even better than you had anticipated.

A small pool surrounded by rocks and trees lay glistening sapphire beneath the afternoon sun, fed by a small waterfall. You quickly shed your clothes before wading into the cool waters. It was as though this little pool had been crafted by the gods specifically for you. You swam over to the other side of it, flipping onto your back, letting the silken water soak through your dirty hair.

The perfect plants for creating a sudsy lather from their crushed leaves were growing all around the river. You were quick to take full advantage of them, cleaning your grimy skin and sighing in relief.

Time passed, you had cleaned your body as well as your clothes and laid them out on the rocks to dry. You could see smoke curling above the trees from where Aemond must've set up camp. Smiling to yourself you swam laps around the edge of the pool, cupping your hands beneath the waterfall and running them through your hair.

"Y/N!"

"Shit, Aemond!" You didn't bother to hide your naked torso in the water, looking at him over your shoulder. "Oh dear, are you alright? You're turning an alarming shade of red."

"Enough games, Y/N." He crossed his arms, eye focused on your face. "I told you I would come retrieve you if you took too long."

"It's almost as if you don't trust me."

"I don't."

"Oh come on, Aemond." You grumbled, turning your body fully to face him, the water lapping around your waist.

Aemond couldn't help but glance down, passing a hand over his face and swearing lightly.

"You must be hot and dirty as well. Come on in, this river is big enough for the two of us." You waded fully back into the water, Aemond watched you move with an odd expression on his face. "You can trust me. We were childhood friends after all."

"You've changed." His tone made your cheeks flush. "Fine." Aemond began shedding his own clothing, seemingly not caring if you watched him undress.

"Splendid!" You gathered more fronds of the soap substitute you'd created. "There are plants here that I've crushed up to create a soap-like substance. We can wash your clo-"

In your distraction you hadn't noticed Aemond, devoid of any articles of clothing, wading over to the waterfall. He had already created a lather from the same plants you had used and was vigorously washing his long sleek hair beneath the cascading water.

"Well that's completely unfair." You spoke to yourself, your eyes roaming along the planes of his body.

He was lean, not broad and muscular like the men at the farm you worked at. The planes of his torso were defined, and you enjoyed watching the rivulets of water run down his pale skin.

"Suddenly shy?"

Your eyes flicked guiltily back up to his angular face. He had shed his eyepatch; a glittering blue gemstone lay within where his right eye used to be. You had left King's Landing before that had happened to him.

You moved through the water towards him, his hands stilled in his hair as he watched you approach. You noticed his plush lips part slightly, his lilac eye dilating slightly as he took in the sight of you walking slowly out of the water.

You were close enough to touch him now. Your fingers sought his face first. Aemond's eye fluttered closed as you traced his jaw, he caught your wrist before you could caress the vertical scar that ran over his eye. "Don't."

"Aemond." You said softly, your brow furrowing as you gazed at each other. You watched a droplet of sparkling water run down the sapphire gem, catching on his face like a tear. "Please." You breathed, not quite sure what it was you were asking for. Forgiveness? Acceptance?

"Why did you leave?" His voice was low, yet it cut through you like a knife. "I need to know."

"My family didn't want me to be Helaena's handmaiden. They pulled me away, and I didn't have a choice but to obey."

"You could've fought them."

"I was a child, Aemond. You know that's not true."

"Hmm."

Silence fell between the two of you, the rushing water splashing against your skin the only sound. Aemond's grip on your wrist loosened enough for you to cup his face once more. He hesitated, on the brink of something, before turning his head and placing a kiss to your palm. Your breath caught. "Kiss me."

He regarded you, his eye gleaming. You stepped closer, closing the remaining distance and pressing your chest to his, letting him feel your skin against his. You tilted your head up invitingly, your lips inches apart.

Droplets of water caught the sunlight, glimmering as they fell off Aemond's face. He bent into you, time seemed to slow, a rushing sound not at all to do with water filled your ears. You felt his soft lips press against your parted mouth. Your groans of relief vibrated into each other as Aemond wrapped his arm around your lower back, pulling your further against his body. You giggled, feeling the smooth skin of his back, trailing your hands up to tangle in his hair, pulling slightly on the soaked locks, eliciting a moan of pleasure from the prince.

"What have you done to me?" Aemond murmured, nibbling your bottom lip and along your jaw.

"Not one day has gone by I haven't thought of you." You arched your neck as he began sucking bruises to your throat.

He spun you around, pressing up behind you, his arousal evident against the curve of your ass. Water dripped onto your back, running in tickling rivulets down your sensitive skin. Your palms lay flat against the stone wall as Aemond bowed you beneath him, kissing a trail down your neck to your shoulders.

You felt his long fingers running up your legs, you widened your stance, parting your thighs for him.

"So eager." He purred, biting your shoulder gently. "You've been anticipating this for a while now, haven't you?"

Words escaped you as Aemond's fingers found your slippery quim, dipping into the nectar that was leaking from you, dragging a mewl from your mouth. You rocked your hips back into his touch, needing more of him.

"Patience, my flower." Aemond's mouth had found your ear, you turned your face into him, your hooded eyes focused on his lips. "I intend on savoring every inch of you, having you come undone around me until your legs can no longer hold your weight."

Aemond made more than good on that promise, the sound of the waterfall swallowing up your cries of pleasure as Aemond claimed you beneath its waters.

Your fingers were sore from where they had gripped the stone, in fact every muscle was aching in the most pleasant way possible. You felt lightheaded even now as you lay bundled in blankets next to the sparking fire, your head resting on Aemond's chest, his arms circled low around you, his dry hair falling over your throat in a silvery sheen.

You felt his fingers combing through your own hair, leaning into his relaxing touch, allowing your eyes to close as the firelight played warmly across your face. Your clothes were drying near the flames, Aemond's touch beneath the blanket moved to cup the swell of your breast tenderly. Beneath your head you could feel his breathing deepen, his fingers in your hair faltering and stilling.

You didn't know what the morning would bring, not wanting to think beyond this magic moment. When you and Aemond were two lovers alone in the forest, just the two of you. No politics, no jaded history, no dragons or kings.

Just a man and a woman who had always loved each other.

[withlove-xixi]

rank hottness levels of majima in each game/phase Now!! (pls....)

/ suggestive (its nothing bad)

ok im ngl im not entirely familiar w all the games but im ranking the ones i have seen but they're basically more or less only my favorites

anyway i'm starting w one of my all-time favorites ... my beloved goromi!!

seeing him like this makes me feel things i didnt know i can feel. is it the lesbianism in my brain is making some sort of connection? is it because his little date w kiryu was silly a hell? is it a secret third thing? i will never know. but i suspect it's because i see him like this and my brain tells me that is a woman and my lesbian instincts kick in because what purpose was i put on this earth for if not to share my unconditional and infinite love to every woman that has ever existed

anyway all i know is goromi is my darling girlfriend .. she reminds me of candy-chan (and in turn, ive found similarities between sanji and majima im certain are mostly delusions) and i want to go shopping with her and spoil her with sweets, as i want to do with every woman ever

next is 24-hour prince majima .. but specifically from like a pirate (or whatever its called)

something about him tickles me in the head (it's the hair) like hey boy, hey guy ... do you need a housewife ... ? LIKE THE JUXTAPOSITION OF HOW HE LOOKS NOW IN THE MV (?) COMPARED TO IN Y0 IS SO FUCKING INSANE TO ME. DEAR GOD.

the distant sadness in his eyes and general melancholic maturity about him makes him hot tbh. like wow i want to kiss you on every inch of your skin, i want to soothe your worries with homemade meals and warm baths and kisses between stolen cracks of moonlight, i want to greet you good morning and good night and shower you with spontaneous grand gestures on a random tuesday, i want show you everything that is good in this world and help you understand that it exists within you too.

i like this majima a lot.

h- ... hannya man ... good god ok ... i ... i need time to breathe

i know exactly what appeals to me; it's the fancy tux/suit and the mysterious aura from the mask. wow ... idk its such a drastic shift from his usual silliness ... like wow ... hey. hi. hey. are you free this weekend? do you need anything from me?

idk im just saying, he looks like he'd tell you when to cum then make you clean up the mess or like he'd tie you up and play with you for a bit. and rlly idc, whatever you say handsome~ hehehehehehe~

putting him in because i see him often (because im playing y0) but lord of the night majima and i . hes okay ..

i mean that genuinely too like. he's fine. i get the appeal. i think its the slicked back hair into a tight ponytail that throws me off a bit orz but i .. i like his vibe, or aura as the kids say .. he feels like such a loverboy, like he'd surprise me with random visits and bouquets of flowers, or he'd kiss you very tenderly and slowly, almost gently.

in terms of "i want him." he gets a pass only because he is majima and im in love with him unfortunately (tho i shall see if my thoughts on him change because im on chapter two of y0 and he hasnt even shown up yet)

then of course we have this iconic fit (i picked this photo because he looks so puppy dog here .. wow)

giggling, twirling my hair. hi. hey <3 from an objective perspective, this outfit is kind of ass like ? snake-skin jacket, leather pants and ??? no shirt?? but GOD. unfortunately, its a terrible outfit on an insanely hot forty something year old. i want you. i want you so bad.

and i dont actually know if his hair changes w this outfit, like if its short + undercut then grows a bit longer or not but ive seen pics of him in this fit w longer hair and he looks better like that tbh. also i cant shake off how uncomfortable this outfit looks like that must be so hot to wear .. but again idc im kissing you in the mouth. let's go play at the claw machines in the sega arcades and sing karaoke together and hold hands and kiss and fall asleep next to each other and kiss and get dinner together and take walks in parks and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and—

and finally my number majima one is .. !

this specific scene of majima from like a pirate where he does the thing with his finger like AUGHSDGHADNNN!!

the disheveled hair, the smirk, THE WAY HE BECKONS YOU WITH HIS FINGER. good god!! majima was alr my favorite by default because he was a weird ass freak i found funny but THIS? hello sir, daddy even, where is your shirt and do you mind taking off your pants too? qw?e@?w$e?asf?a?!!!@?e!#?!@ HEAHEHHDSHFAEr!~@?#!@!!@!mDFNDFSMA,,,,SDFM

I Need You.

(thank you anon for listening to my tedtalk and for telling me go a bit insane about my silly old man that i want so badly)

[fyodior]

There is just something so !! Appealing about breaking the strongest/most dangerous men down so bad that they just cant function without you its driving me insane - imagine Shibu clinging to you because you drove him through all human emotions in a single session and he just ?? Cries out loud when you attempt to leave the bedroom so he awkwardly stands outside the bathroom while holding your hand through the nearly closed door? AHH I Loved that fic from you!

ABSOLUTELYYYYYYYYYYY THIS IS IT THIS RIGHT HERE IS TOP TIER FAVORITE FIC CONCEPT OH MY GOD YOU GET IT!!!!!!!!! i absolutely have to write thsi again for shibu or someone else fjkdkffkdjf

shibu absolutely HAS to bathe like he is fucking covered in cum and sweat and various other fluids but he is a goddamn disaster while you're trying to convince him that he'll feel so much cleaner and better and then u can cuddle!! he is is in tears because he does not want to leave your side it kills him to even consider it so if you're lucky and have a bathtub you can hold his hand and bring him into the bathroom where he clings to you while u turn on the water pls and you get in the water first and have him sit so his back is to your chest :(( you made it a bubble bath to minimize the amount of actual scrubbing you'd have to do fdkfjkd and even tho he's much taller than you he feels so tiny all curled up against you as you wash his long hair for him, giving him lots of little kisses and telling him how good he did and how much you loved him. if you aren't lucky and only have a shower, you will somehow have to figure out how to bathe this man who, again, is much larger than you while he is clinging to you with his life. at least getting him to stand under the running water is better than nothing. good luck!

[sillyprincesslily]

Day 21 of Being A Mother

Today is monday and also the 21st day of my motherhood. It’s ten to 9 am and im already doing my morning bath, having a good breakfast, breastfeeding my scorpion boy, pumping my left breast and now having a free time to FINALLY write again on my tumblr.

my motherhood is not like a motherhood i imagined before. days before today were tears, sadness, non-stop anxiety. one thing for sure im trying to overcome in my early motherhood days is HOW TO LIVE IN A CONSTANT WORRY. the first week was insane, i cant even sleep in peace cause i just can not stop thinking that my baby gonna die in SIDS if i sleep :((

1. make peace with my self

no one in this world is a perfect mother, everyone must have their own issues. always ask myself, “what you did not try to to do to be the best mother for arkha?” and my answer is “nothing”, i know i’m already having breastfeeding class, doing consultation with lactation counselor, reading every article i found. so i’ve tried my best, then now i have to let go all my worries away. focus on things that i can do.

2. make time to do activities that make me happy, do it everyday

-peaceful shower time

-sipping my yummy coffee

-eating fresh fruit

-studying for my PPDS

-and also writing this tumblr!

3. getting enough sleep

have to nap at least 1-2 hours per day to make myself stay sane. cause i have to wake up every time arkha cries, either he wants some milk or he wanted me to change his diaper but most of the time, he wants both of them 😌

4. let someone help me to babysit arkha

trusting someone to take care of things i really care about is hard for me. this is one thing that troubles me to have free time to do all activities i have to do to stay sane. meanwhile in real life, bu sinta (arkha’s babysitter) has a better skill to take care of arkha than his real mother 😅

those 4 things that magically changed my life from never ending sadness and anxiety to a peaceful and more content me ✨

[onovnii]

I just read your Mammon nsfw hcs & loved the writing so bad, could you do one for Leviathan as well when you have the chance? Thanks :smug:

# general nsfw headcanons

feat. leviathan x gn!mc

summary. how levi is in bed :)

cw. nsfw , frotting, male and female genitalia is mentioned, tail fucking lol

author n. like last time, these are sort of all over the place but its okay, i still had fun w this request. sorry its kinda late but hope you enjoyed it ;”)

leviathan.

▸ despite his shy nature, levi isnt a complete virgin. he knows what he’s doing sure, but when it comes to you? he acts like it’s his first time ever.

▸ levi gets nervous and blushy when it comes to kissing you, so it’s safe to say he’ll be hesitant when it comes to sexual touch.

▸ poor levi is so pent up :( and for a while he’s too shy to ask for sex. so after the first night you two share, you better be prepared to have sex pretty frequently.

▸ you’re gonna have to be the one to initiate everything at first. sitting on his lap, pressing gentle kisses on his jawline, is the easiest way to rile him up.

▸ like a certain brother, he probably cried the first time you two did it. he’s had sex before, but this time was completely different for him. it was with someone he loved and trusted wholeheartedly. and your reassuring praises didn’t help the overwhelming sensation within him.

▸ also enjoys gentle love making more than rough fucking. of course, he isn’t apposed to the latter.

▸  definitely a switch with a sub lean. he doesn’t mind taking over, but he has to work up the courage to do so.

▸ though, when he gets jealous he becomes wayyy more dominant than usual. a lot more rough too (if you’re into that)

▸ because of how flustered he gets, he unintentionally switches to his demon form during sex a lot. you don't mind of course, but he’ll always apologize for it when you’re done.

▸ levi loves hickeys !! he loves being marked up. it shows to him that you actually want him and he’ll shyly show it off.

▸ he also loves marking you. a subtle yet effective way of telling others, “back off, they’re mine”

▸ sex in the bath happens a lot. it’s mostly him receiving but he’ll make up to you later :’))

▸ loves it when you kiss him when you stroke his cock under the water. loves it even more if you edge him. he’ll keep begging you to let him cum.

▸ shower sex happens too don't worry. during those times, you’ll be on the receiving end. levi is wayyy stronger than he looks so he doesn’t have a hard time holding you up as he fucks you stupid against the shower walls.

▸ if you have a dick, levi really likes it when you sit on his lap while he’s playing a game, and pull out his cock just to rub his tip with your own.

▸ the action is so small, so simple, yet it drives him insane. the feeling of you sitting on his lap, you biting his neck and kissing the faint bruise, the overall closeness, it all makes him so flustered. to the point you’ll have him cumming in seconds.

▸ after that, he’ll pause or try to quickly finish his game just so he can continue with what you started.

▸ if you don't, that's okay. levi has another thing he likes to do. it’s a fact levi is infatuated with your thighs. so when watching anime, he likes laying behind you. he gains the habit of slipping his cock in between your thighs. so he can watch whatever’s on screen and feel you against him at the same time. eventually that wont be enough for him and he’ll (shyly) ask you to ride him.

▸ for all the monster fuckers out there, yes he does use his tail. again, if you have a dick levi likes stroking it with his tail. it lets him focus on whatever he’s doing while touching you. 

▸he likes doing it whenever he feels in a more dominate mood. the sounds you make only fuel him to continue teasing you. eventually, it gets to a point where levi cant resist the temptation anymore and invites you to his lap where he makes you ride him.

▸ if you don't have one, don't worry. he still uses his tail. you’ll have to convince him on this though, but it’s easy to do so.

▸ after some talking, levi will stuff his tail inside your cunt, careful to not hurt you, while he rubs circles on your clit. he’ll quickly grow to like it. he can pleasure you and watch your reactions. your moans give him confidence in what he’s doing.

▸ he also has a bunch of toys tucked away in the farthest corner in his room. he’ll introduce you to them after a while and will shyly ask if you could use some on him and vice versa.

▸ secretly loves it when you make him wear a vibrator on his cock and slowly turn up the intensity while he plays a game. it drives him insane and he can never last long.

▸ also loves it when you use a cockring on him. the feeling of his orgasm building up, just for it to not release is enough to make him cry.

▸ also loves doing it to you! sometimes when you get a little too needy for his touch, he’ll make you use a vibrator. he just loves it when you beg for him to touch you. makes him feel sooo wanted.

- val

[actualbird]

n/s//f///w text ahead

how each of the nxx boys are after sex because why not

wc: 1.1k

vyn richter

this dude is Sooooo Into Talking Aftercare. hes the one among the boys who i think is most into indulging his own kinks and indulging his partner's. pre-sex is all the negotiation but post-sex is the "was that alright, love? did you enjoy yourself? yes, i had a wonderful time as well, you were very good to me."

hes also into Actions Aftercare, warm bath in the tub, rehydration, making sure everything is good physical health wise and mental health wise. just be sure to give him a moment to gauge what u both need, and hes On It. he finds it strange, actually, that both the Actions and Talking aftercare come so easily to him. he hasnt had too many romantic relationships before this one, hasnt had much experience, but once he learns, it's as easy as breathing for him. he likes being wanted and needed and fulfilling those wants and needs.

(after the aftercare tho, after he n his partner/s traversed several areas of his house slowly losing articles of clothing, hes like ".....do you know where my glasses ended up?" "oh geez, uh. hm. they're certainly somewhere.")

sex is an afternoon-night occasion tho for him hdjdjfkf. vyn likes the comfort of Bed and also of sleeping after everything is taken care of. sidenote: do NOT expect morning sex from this guy, hes ASLEEP he will not be able to do MUCH but hey if ur into it and hes into it and u mentioned it to him beforehand, hes open to being woken up with a blowjob but if he finishes before 9am hes. going back to sleep

(he'll make it up to you later, promise)

artem wing

hes never imagined himself having sex what more himself actually AFTER IT lol. the moment sex is on the table for this relationship he does, guess what, insane amounts of research. he KNOOOWSS that this isnt an academic topic tho, it's about trust and love and care, so he reads a lot of experiential discussions from sex bloggers about like, whats the good things that's nice to do after sex. catalogs it all into his mind and sets it into action once he has braincells again after fucking/getting so fucked so well that his braincells are offline

"here, drink this, it has electrolytes." artem wing says as he hands u the bottled drink (cap already twisted open). do u want a snack? do u want a shower? do u want another round? whatever it is you tell him, he'll give it to you (but the next round will have to take like a few minutes, this guy's dick is huge, i just know this, and it takes a bit to recharge)

HES SO VULNERABLE AFTER SEX TBH. along with giving his body he wholly gives his heart and he trusts the other person to do whatever they wish with it, be it kindness or reassurance or anything. does is artem wing cry after sex? deffo. he'll laugh, embarrassed, once the tears stop coming tho. and he'll happily thank you for the whole night.

(yet another guy we cant expect morning sex from, he wants to make a good breakfast for his partner. panties/underwear cant hit the floor when hes at the stove)

marius von hagen

terrible bastard man (affectionately) is immediately ALWAYS UP FOR ROUND TWO. OR THREE. OR----listen, he just likes sex and he has so much energy that One Time rarely ever gets his excitement all the way used up. his partner will have to keep up with him OR he'll have to keep up with his partner, depending on just how insane their sex drives are. marius von hagen be like "WANNA DO IT AGAIN?" and then once hes came like three times hes breathless and says "OKAY WANNA DO IT AGAIN....TOMORROW? I NEED A NAP."

the most luxurious aftercare money can buy. marius not only likes spoiling his partner but he also likes his partner enjoying stuff hes gotten them. scoops u up with no sweat and sets u down to sit at the ridge of the tub while hes like "so this bathbomb is great, it has uhhh flowers in it, or some shit. do you like it? oh you DO? well my taste is exquisite, afterall, im dating you ;)" and when u go search the bathbomb online later ur like MARIUS! VON! HAGEN! THIS COSTS....SO MUCH.... (it's sweet tho, how much he loves to spoil u)

he almost always lets you go to sleep first. he wont watch u or anything (too scared his eyes will show something too emotional, too worried thatll get him hurt eventually) but he sleeps soundly once he knows youre safe, satisfied, and happy. he falls asleep idly stroking your hair or your body.

(ig morning sex is a bonus running theme in this post and marius is GAME HELL YE----WAIT NO HES NOT, HES GOT AN 8AM CLASS. he wakes up at 6am and hes like "babe, gotta go, sorry." but once or twice hes late by 5 minutes because you pull him into a passionate kiss that he CANT ignore, he indulges so much, he needs more than a taste)

luke pearce

he SOOOOOO susceptible to just, the dorkiest post-sex conversations. embarrassed and giggly, he checks up on his partner/s in an earnest and simple way thats just so HIM. he wants to know if you had fun because HE TOTALLY DID and his enthusiasm paints how he is after sex.

actions aftercare as well, but hes a simple guy with not much at his place. hes got some candy to get condom (or jizz) taste outta the mouth, he'll get u a cold water, the water pressure in his shower is heavenly but he does NOT have hot water (he doesnt like hot/warm showers, he likes it ice cold to get him energized, why is he like this) so you're better off cleaning up simply.

when the words are all said and the actions are all done though please expect that luke pearce is going to pass out IMMEDIATELY once hes sure everything is chill. post-cummies hes like "mmm, tiddy warm, i love u, zzzzzz" HES OUT FOR THE NIGHT, CASE CLOSED, THAT! IS! ALL! (and he feels safe, falling asleep first with a partner. if theyve gotten to this point, luke is sure that hes in a good place, with them. it'll be alright to let his guard down)

(morning sex: absolutely sure :D he finds it endearing that the other person is the one who always initiates it tho, luke wonders whats so special about himself in the morning?? his hair is all messy and his words dont make sense yet but. luke pearce all loose limbed and sleep-warm and content and in a bed with you? bruh, who could fuckin resist that snack.)

[wizkiddx]

Please I request you and Tom Holland being the sort of ‘it/star couple’ and being really popular in the media and fans

Req if you want?🤪 + I’d love any feedback/tips <3

Sorry I changed this a bit just cos tom rn seems the opposite of being that public and I have 0 imagination, hope this is still okay!

Summary: Tomhollandxactress!reader - as the two of you go on your first public and official event, Tom cant help but show everyone how enamoured he is by you

The fallout of from yesterdays ceremony was definitely not what either of you had expected. Having stirred from sleep before your boyfriend, naturally you’d killed the morning flicking through your phone. As much as you normally tried to avoid the tabloids and twitter, especially after you released your relationship to the world, having had a bunch of your friends actually sent you links to them - it would be rude not to have a quick scan. Especially because, for once, they seemed to be positive.

You see, it had always been the little things with Tom. Even when you had just been getting to know him, it was the small and unconscious actions that even he didn’t know he did. You always said Toms love language was physical - as much as he wanted to say that it was ‘words if affirmation’ or something else corny he’d read on buzzfeed (you’d got him addicted and now lived to regret it). That didn’t mean that he had to be clinging on to you, or excessive PDA or anything of the sort. It was more subtle which somehow made them more special to you. Now though, the whole world seemed to have picked up on it too.

This was the first event the two of you had actually attended together. As in together together. As in not hiding. You had been nominated for best actress; whilst Tom’s newest movie was up for a few accolades too - so fair to say it was a big night for Hollywoods newest couple. Naturally since your instagram post 3 weeks ago, the world was obsessed with you both. All the way in the car, you leg had actually been trembling with nerves - bouncing up and down in your silhettohe heels. In attempt to calm you, Tom bumped his knee against yours before reaching over to actually squeeze your thigh. 

“It’ll be fine you know?” You sighed shakily, turning your head to face Tom’s soft features. Both of you were dressed to the nines, you were in a glittery red chain-look scrappy dress; Tom in an all black suit, except the little pocket square of satin deep red - embellished with a single chain that came from your dress. Hopefully not too cliche but now the both of you were done with hiding - Tom seemed to want to just a little something. You hummed in response, searching the flicks of warm brown in his eyes with yours. 

“It’s just new and we haven’t encountered all the questions yet so I don’t know how to answer them and -”

“We’ll do them together and-and you can say no Y/n/n… you don’t have to answer anything you don’t want to.” Taking a long exhale, you hesitantly nodded, allowing a small smile to grow on your face. It was terrifying but you had this doting and angelic boy by your side. You’d get through any tough questions.

However it wasn’t actually the answers you spoke that evening that stuck in the public mind. 

When you’d first pulled up to the carpet, Tom instantly hopped out and rounded the car door to get to your side just as you swung your legs out toe doorway. After waving quickly at the screaming crowd, he looked down and offered up his hand to you - which you gladly accepted. The LA weather was beautiful, and the evening was just rolling into golden hour- the suns brilliant yellow-orange light bathing your body as you climbed out the car. 

The screaming used to be terrifying and although today was a little more nerve wracking than normal, you still could be nothing but appreciative for all these people showing up. In your head it was so bizarre that anyone would spend so much time and effort to meet you - really you were just normal person, and pretty boring one at that. Yet here you were in the most bizarre situation, there was nothing else to do but smile and wave. 

Just like that you went into the ‘celebrity mode’. The pair of you worked your way down the sides, smiling warmly for selfies and signing various posters and memorabilia. Really there was nothing to worry about, everyone there was nothing but lovely -  many fan girls squealing about how amazing you looked. Tom kept himself close by, occasionally hovering his hand against the small of your back just to reassure you he was there. 

Eventually you worked up to the press line, all of them calling your names with mics outstretched. The two of you approached the first in a long line, Tom taking the moment to just hook his pinky with yours (thinking no one else would notice) because this was clearly the more threatening part of the evening and he just knew you were feeling the anxieties all over again. 

“Tom and Y/n!!! Wow how are you guys doing?” Hence began the start of overenthusiastic small talk from the blonde interviewer. 

“I mean first I gotta ask you Tom…” She drew out the words, increasing the suspense somewhat, making Tom wiggle his brows “How insane does your girl look tonight?” 

“Oh well” Tom chuckled whilst you tried to shake off the embarrassment. He looked you up and down with the biggest smirk on his face. “It’s fair to say my woman looks absolutely breathtaking. She came out the room and I did a little excited dance before we left.” The interviewer laughed and you bumped into his side, rolling your eyes in a joking fashion- though to be fair it was completely true. The interviewer then asked you a couple questions that were a bit more serious, relating to the darker material of work you were nominated for. During it a random gust of wind flew down the carpet, shocking everyone a little - none more so that the minimal pins in the top of your hair, which did little to restrict its movement and instead was flying allover the place. Squealing a little, your trial of though momentarily broken, both yours and Tom’s hands went to pull the long locks back down into place. You thought nothing of it, Tom had developed this weird thing about wanting to do you hair weeks ago - but you weren’t to complain. Constantly during movie nights, he’s be running his fingers through your strands of hair; or even after a shower he’d learn to plait it whilst you did your skincare routine. Whispering a little thanks to him, Tom then reached down to squeeze your hand as the attention was turned back to yet another interview. 

The first article you clicked on was one that your best mate had texted you the link of. On opening it up, the title already made you scoff a little ‘Tom Holland single handedly restoring all hopes that men aren’t always trash’. What followed was 4 points. 

You ever struggled to get out a car in heels? Get yourself a Spiderman to help you up

Hand holding too much PDA? How about a pinky grip?

Oh and he’s trained himself to become a hairdresser when the wind picks up….

Accompanying each subheading was photos of each moment that as it had happened yesterday evening. Unable to help yourself, you kept looking between your phone screen and Tom - who was still fast asleep, his arm wrapped protectively round your middle.  The hair that had been so securely gelled back yesterday evening, now was falling over the front of his forehead and the sight was enough to give you that feeling in the centre of your chest. The dropping feeling as if you were jumping off the edge of a cliff - the adrenalin rush and heart in mouth moment. It had been 18 months you and Tom had been like this and he still gave you the most intense flutters - even if he was snoring. 

Managing to tear your eyes away from him, you scrolled to the last point of the article.

      4.  And yes we know this is cliche… but we swear we have never seen ‘heart eyes’ in reality more that this.

And there was a photo of you, probably chatting pure shit to the interviewer, paying absolutely no attention to a particular pair of brown eyes on you. It was the way the outer corner of his eyes dropped a little to normal position; the way the corner of his lips were turned up just enough to show the slight dimples on his cheeks. Tom’s face had literally been the definition of uwu and you could not suppress the teenage girl like giggle that burst out your chest. That was enough to rouse Tom with a heavy groan, as he pulled himself flush against your side releasing a deep breath.

“Mhmmm… you laughin at me?” He slurred, eyes still shut against your stomach as you stared to card your fingers through his curls. 

“Actually… I might just be” Smirking down at him, Tom yanked his his neck up, squinting at you with a scowl and barely open eyes. “You look so soft” laughing at his expression, you brought your hand out of his curls to smooth over his frown lines.

“ Don’t try and distract me… what you laughing at?” Still pouting, of course, the boy had never been a morning person

“Just… I think you’ve accidentally made us the new Hollywood ‘it’ couple.”

[2small-frog]

HIHIHI

okok hear me out..

the shifter bois with a neko s/o, and they’re like a lycanthrope so they have cat ears and a tail in like a somewhat human form OR, can just straight up shift into a cat-

i feel like davey would be more protective and Aggro would like love reader sm and milo would get jealous but idk just a thought :]

(a/n: your brain is so large anon. when i imagine Cat Shifter . i just imagine a Slightly Bigger Cat and its lovely. like i imagine david's wolf form to be HUGE but i cant imagine a cat shifter to be much bigger than like a fox or a coyote. which i guess is big for a cat but ANYWAYS)

character(s): david, asher and milo x reader

reader's pronouns: not specified

cw: none :3

david

he is So Careful with you

david's a big guy, both in his wolf form (around the size of the BIGGEST recorded black bear- like 900 pounds) and in his human form. so being with someone who shifts into such a small creature makes him a little nervous

between the two of you, there's at least 4 lint rollers that get completely used up per week

he really likes carrying you around while you're shifted though. he especially loves when you sit on his shoulders as he does work or cooks

he's very particular about maintaining his own fur when he shifts, and he's more than happy to help you with yours too

it's not that he thinks you can't on your own, he just thinks it's very intimate :3

he does love that he has something else in common with you, too. it's just another think for you two to talk about in your free time

he is soft your honor

i mean, you're not a wolf, so your experiences won't be that similar

but they're similar enough that you can relate to eachother

asher

when the two of you first started dating, he was really worried that him being a wolf shifter and you being a cat shifter would be an issue

like dogs chase cats type thing

but once he gets over that, the cat puns will never end. like actually never. every day you wake up with him, you're immediately hit with "did you enjoy your cat nap?"

he's constantly playing with your tail when he's zoning out. it's just a habit that he's picked up subconsciously- he probably doesn't know he does it, and you don't plan to tell him

to kiss him for being a geek or to punch him for being a geek, that is the question

asks dumbass questions like "do you shower? or bathe? well i mean, i thought cats hated water... DO YOU LICK YOURSELF TO CLEAN???"

whenever you're in your cat form, if you meow at him, he IS meowing back and you WILL end up having a conversation just meowing back and forth

what an idiot. how is he gonna be a shifter himself and ask dumb questions like this. he is perfect.

he'll also shift with you, just to have that shifter-couple bond

he's also insanely relieved that he didn't have to explain shifter magic to you

milo

this dude LOVES it

we already know he's a cat person. and his partner??? who can Shift Into A Cat???? it's perfect

he's constantly asking for you to shift so he can pet you. which. you agree to after a Lot of convincing

and with aggro. in my experience with owning cats my whole life, these fuckers HATE eachother at first

and once you let him, he finds it so comforting. he was also Very surprised to learn that you do, in fact, purr

whenever you're spending time with him, like cooking together or watching a show, you can Feel this creepy little cat giving you a death glare from across the room

so when you and milo first start dating, aggro does Not like you and you do Not like aggro. the both of you take turns getting jealous over who has milo's attention

milo, being the observant guy he is, noticed this almost immediately. he thinks its cute, but he feels bad for making you feel like you, his partner, need to compete for attention with his cat

and whenever he's petting aggro or playing with him, you'll try your darndest to get his attention back on you

you learn to get along though, much to milo's delight

@the-phantoms-library @theodorebasmanov @cryptixmoth @sunberrybush @myanettes @oliveid @bug-likes-monsters

[thesmokingguns]

Mothers Day

Vince

-This is the one holiday he seems to understand is important and he really makes it special

-Helps the kids make crafts in the morning

-Pancake buffet in bed with a mimosa

-Gets you a bracelet with all the kids birthstones

-When you’re alone he gives you his card which is super sappy and just letting you know how appreciated you are

-Gives you time to yourself to get ready, shower and just be able to have a few moments to yourself

- He has options for you of full plans: shopping day and spa or family picnic and horseback riding

-Pays so much attention to you and keeps lavishing you with compliments

-“You’re such a girl mother” “I’m so proud of you” “Or kids are so lucky” “Motherhood looks so beautiful on you.”

-He mentions the idea of having another baby, which feels like a huge commitment with who he is as a person but Vince loves when you’re pregnant and likes to sing to your belly

-You love being a mother and seeing him with a baby so are happy to add another to your bubbke

- Ends the night by pouring you a bubble bath and giving you champagne well he plays with your hair

Mick

-He completely forgot and literally almost has a fucking heart attack with your daughter pokes him awake. When he sees the Mother’s Day card she’s holding up he feels like an asshole

-Rushing to go buy coffee and donuts in a weak attempt to pull everything together.

-Grocery Store Flowers, Card and chocolate

-Grumpy Mick driving home with a judgy toddler shooting him glances

-“it’s a made up holiday”

-Gets home and sees you cleaning up some mess, cooking breakfast and suddenly realizing that he messed up and how much you do

-Mick feels like a piece of shit as he hands you everything and feels even worse with how thankful and kind you are

-Pretty much a normal day as he’s grumpy because his guilt

-Brings you a glass of wine as you sit on the balcony at the end of the night and admits that he forgot.

-Says he really knows you hold everything together and he’d be lost without you

Nikki

-literally turned the house into a fucking florist shop

-You wake up to flowers on the nightstand, flower petals in the hall, fresh flowers here, fresh flowers there, a flower arch. F L O W E R S.

-It’s your first Mother’s Day and he really wants you to feel the love

-Organizes a family brunch with everyone outside

-Cant stop giving you kisses, touching you or just reminding you how loved you are

-“I love how you blossomed when you became a Mama”

-He writes you a song as a gift, which he sings when you’re putting down the baby in the nursery. He’s literally cross legged on the floor with a guitar singing to his family and you know how he hates singing so it’s a big deal

-can’t stop thanking you for all you do an the way you bring the family together

-Kind of an emotional mess because he’s so in love and just always wanted this stability

-He let’s you nap with the baby well he cooks dinner

-he takes pictures of you cuddled up sleeping with the baby. He’s always trying to capture these moments so they’re never forgotten

-He just puts so much effort into his family feeling his love

Tommy

-Buys tickets for an amusement park because taking two young boys out seemed like a great idea on an 85 degree weekend day

-“It’s going to be so much fun having family time!”

-Holds your hair as you puke after riding the roller coaster for the THIRD time with them

-squirts more sunblock on you when he notices you getting a sunburn

-Gets you a cold drink as you deal with one of the twins having a melt down because they’re out of cotton candy

- Buys you a pair of sunglasses after your favorite pairs flies off on the flume ride that also made your shirt see through. Which was probably the highlight of his day.

-Buys you a new shirt when one of the boys pukes on yours.

-Rubs mud on your arm after you get stung by a bee throwing out the lunch

-Drags you into a photo booth, making you all laugh and kisses you making you forget how insane the day has been. You get some of your favorite pictures out of it.

-As you’re leaving the park someone wishes you a happy Mother’s Day and Tommy is confused

-“I thought Mother’s Day was next weekend”

[chrisevansszn]

Chris Evan's x Reader

MAKE IT LIKE IT WAS PT 2!!

Word Count 1.2k

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“Hey Ava, Chris and I will be home a little late like I thought. Feel free to go over to the house with Maxwell until we get home. You know the code to get in”, you say to Ava over the phone.

“Sure thing”, she replies. You hang up and check the time it’s close to 6PM.

“Hey Y/N”, you already know that voice, it’s your husband. “Hey babe, I am just now wrapping up with my last client for the day.  Let me email myself some notes and we can head out”. Chris sits across from you at your desk. “You think this will go smoothly”, he asks. “It shouldn’t be an issue. Let grab some trash Taco Bell while we are on the way”, you suggest. “You totally read my mind”, says Chris. You leave your Ranger Rover at the office and hope into the passenger side of Chris’ Audi A6. You head towards the harbor.

 

This life you and Chris chose isn’t for the faint. You can’t even remember exactly how you got involved. Chris isn’t new to money laundering, it’s been his side hustle for almost a decade, but when you decided to open the accounting firm Chris let you in on his little secret. Livid doesn’t even describe your emotions when he told you and suggested money laundering through the business.

 

“Are you fucking insane???? Almost 10 years Christopher??” Y/N yelled when he came clean. “I am fucking pregnant and these are the games you want to play? This is serious and very scary”. You think back to over a year ago when Chris came home battered and bruised. He said that some young kids tried to steal his car and he had to fight them off. You are pretty sure that was a lie! Somehow Chris talked you into it. More income for the family, and he promised he would never let anything happen to you or the baby. Is he insane??  We are talking about the SINAOLA CARTEL HERE!!

 

You arrive to your destination. A small building off by the harbor. Y/N and Chris exit the car and walk towards an old metal building. Mateo and another man is standing out in front. “About damn time”, says Mateo. “I was beginning to worry”. “No need for all of that”, Chris replies. “What’s the job?”. Mateo proceeds.” We have $50,000 we needed cleaned. You have one week. Run it through and $15,000 is yours”. Y/N sits in silence. Another day, another dollar. “Bet”, Chris says. Mateo hands Chris a duffle bag. “See you soon”. “Y/N love the skirt by the way”. Chris eyes darts to Mateo. If looks could only kill.

 

You and Chris head back to the car. He throws the duffle bag in the trunk. “That fucking asshole saying that about your skirt! I could shoot him between the fucking eyes!” “Calm down Chris, its over. Lets go”. You guys head home. 45 minutes later you arrive. Chris grabs the bad from the trunk and you both walk inside. Maxwell is already in bed, and Ava is sleep on the couch. “Ava….Ava.” Y/N calls out her name gently. “Oh hey Mrs. Evans”, Ava jumps up. “We are home, feel free to sleep in the guest bed if you don’t want to drive home”. You offer to Ava. “Oh its fine, I will be heading out”. Ava leaves and says goodnight. It is about 10PM. You head towards the shower. It’s been a long day! You take your clothes off in the bathroom and enter your shower. The hot water takes away the stress and anxiety. You hear the shower door open and look behind you. Chris enters. He grabs a towel and gets the soap. You can feel him rubbing you all over. You love this. This is your favorite. It is so intimate and personal. No one is talking and Chris continues to bathe you. Y/N turns and face him. You give Chris a sweet kiss, and grab the towel. You proceed to return the favor. You both just enjoy the moment and give each other kisses. After 20 minutes you both exit, get dressed, and lay in the bed. “Y/N….-Chris says.

“Yes, honey”- you reply. “I love you so much. I cant imagine a life without you” “ I love you so much more baby”, you reply. Chris takes you in his arms and kisses your forehead and you both fall asleep.

 

Its 3:30 AM…you hear Maxwell’s little cries over the baby monitor. “I got her”, says Chris. He rolls out of bed and heads down the hallway to her room. “Hey princess”.  You hear Chris. You smile and instantly fall back to sleep.

 

The next morning you wake up and go to get the baby. She’s still sleeping so you let her be. Y/N heads to the kitchen to whip up a quick breakfast. Pesto eggs, bacon, and toast. Chris’ favorite. You go back upstairs to check on Maxwell and she is up.  You grab her, get her dressed, and take her downstairs. Chris is grabbing some breakfast. “there’s my girls!”. He gives you a quick kiss and Maxwell one too. “I’ve got to drop this money off in the vault today, that way we can give it a few days to get some clean money back”. “Sounds good”, you replied.

 

Chris heads out the door, and you wait for the babysitter to arrive before doing the same. You enter your firm to be greeted by the receptionist, Shanon. Hi Y/N, she says with a smile. “Hi Shanon!”, you say back. Shanon is a young girl who is extremely nice and very professional. She’s been with the company since the very beginning. You head to your office to start your day. Chris sends you a text saying that the bank deposited the money into the company’s account, which is how we get back the clean money. Today is an easy and short day. You finish up with all your clients around 2PM. You leave the office and go to pick up Maxwell from the babysitter and then head home.

 

You decide to whip up a salmon salad, easy and quick because Chris is pescatarian. Chris returns home about 5:30PM. “Hi, honey.” He says as he walks in. “It has been a crazy day today!” “What happened today Chris”, you asked. He continues to rattle on about his clients today when you sit down to check a few emails, just in case. You chime in sporadically as Chris proceeds about his day. You get this weird email that has a few attachments. The title of the email just says, “OPEN NOW”. Y/N clicks it. You stop….and stare. Your body is completely frozen and Chris notices. “Y/N are you ok”, he asked. You don’t reply. He asked again.  You hesitate for a few moments. “Are you cheating on me Chris?” “Huh”, he says he looks as if he couldn’t believe what you are asking. “I am only asking this one more time Christopher”…”I would NEVER Y/N!”  You turn your Macbook around and shows him the photos. It’s pictures of him and Shanon making out in the front seat of his car. Chris’ eyes gets big immediately.

 

“Baby….I can explain”……

[oh-for-fic-sake]

Trophy chapter four

Masterlist

Warnings: Adult Themes Dubcon,Controlling Behaviour, Swearing, Smut +18 Only

Chapter 0ne Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter five Chapter Six

Your escape doesn’t go as planned as Henry reveals just how much power he truly has.

You were just over a week into your 'stay' at Henry's manor and had just about had enough. Youd spent the last few days in a constant fit of frustration. I had become very clear in the first few days that you were nothing more than a toy, a doll for him to coo over and manipulate. Or maybe a better way to discribe it was the girl in a childs music box being made to dance when ever the owner decided to open the lid. Either way you felt trapped used and helpless, at first he made sure you spent as much time as possible together taking you to the office when he had to work, sitting you on the sofa with a book or parade you around the house.

After that he would put you in what became your daily cell tho never alone if he wasnt with you kal was. Day after day you were left in here a freshly decorated room that youd heard the guards refer to as the play room, it was like a large airy living room like somthing from pintrest a plush looking corner sofa around a light coffee table,large tv on the wall above the fireplace with games consoles neatly tucked away,two floor to ceiling book cases either side ,there was a cabinet full of dvds and games behind the sofa opposite there was a sideboard filled with sketch books, pens and pencils ect and a two seat small dining table sat between the two cabinets. The room was a mix of soft pale pinks and blues and was chock full of soft furnishings pillows and various blankets draped here and there and huge faux fur rug . The window was locked being ground level ,that was the first thing you checked when left alone ,not that you'd get far across the gravel drive he had made a point not to give you shoes. The saying bare foot in the kitchen sprung to mind.

He would visit you when you were in here at lunch forcing you to eat with threats of spanking sometimes worse. Being treated like a child was wearing thin and to be quiet honest you were becoming scared,finding it easier to go along with his insanity, you called him daddy without a thought somewhere in the back of your mind you knew it was wrong but after just over a week he had managed to drum it into you. It was frighteing just how quickly you could be conditioned you had to get out soon. He was overbearing always helping himself to you, kissing ,touching and generally trying to act as if you were a couple until you did something he didnt like then it was back to threats and reality hit.

Today was slightly different you woke up curled on your side his henry lazily running his finger through your hair you squinted rubbing your eyes as he leant over kissing your shoulder before running hi hand across your tummy spreading out his fingers and pulling you back against his crotch, he rocked against your bottom groaning quietly into your hair as you felt his cock springing to life he grinded harder against you before shuffling pinning you flat on your back straddling you pulling your legs to rest either side of his hips you whined in protest trying to shuffle from under him when he pulled you down tight against him he just tilted his head raising and eyebrow. The warning was clear behave. He rubbed against your mound sliding his cock along the seam pf your pussy. You closed your eyes tight already feeling the arousal build inside of you dreading what was to come, you couldnt help how your body reacted you tried to just let him get on with it but each morning he managed to coax you into participating a little more, not letting you distance yourself any longer. He grunted low i his throat as he pumped himself against you resting his weight on his hips one hand cuped the top of his cock squeezing it against you as he pushed it against your clit. You gasped as you felt his throbbing cock against you pulling high pitched moans and whines as you bit your lip trying to keep quiet. He chuckled

"Oh fuck... thats it baby girl ...come on let daddy hear you." You shook your head back and forth as your pussy weeped onto him soaking both of you you found your self panting hard when he groaned grabbing one of your hands replacing his over his cock you tried pulling away and he growled at you.

"Stay still baby.... fuck thats it good girl.. your so good for daddy" he groaed deep as he sped up before leaving wet open mouthed kisses on your collar bone then kissed up to your lips trying to pry your mouth open you turned your head away. He sighed moving his hand into the boxers that you wore finding your swollen clit flicking and pinching harshly causing you to buck and cry out, he quickly took the opportunity to invade your mouth tasting your tongue sucking you into a passionate kiss he let go of your hand placing his hand pressing your knee up to your torso spreading you out for him rubbing his cock faster with jerky thrusts skimming your opening with every movement you gripped the sheets twisting them as you felt your walls trying to clench onto him desperate for him to fill you you rocked back against him looseing yourself in him as he smothered you he released your mouth biting down on your neck leaving a mark alongside yesterdays. You became hot, to hot as you flushed under him chasing your own end grinding up against him

"Oh! oh god please! Please i cant" you babbled incoherently as he repositioned his hand thumbing your clit and thrusting into you harshly with his fingers bouncing your body across the bed you let out a load moan as his hand worked furiously rubbing amd curling his finding your soft spot befor zeroing in and running his fingers harshly across it you cired bucking out at him unsure of you wanted hi to go faster or get off your climax built and he chuckled as your clamped down on his fingers to the point of pain

"Aww baby you want to cum dont you? Thats it good girl so good is it to much?" he didnt relent still masaging that spot you nodded and cried tears falling down your face you couldnt breath it was to much

"Then cum, its ok you can cum, cum for daddy ,all over daddies fingers" you hated how his wods pushed you over the edge and even then he didnt stop he seemed to double his efforts when you arched violently with a silent scream gushing over his fingers he continued moving draggin out your orgasm he moved higher running the underside of his cock across your mound with stuttering hips.

"Oh..OH shit YES YES fuck! OH GOD Little one fuck" he let out a long gruntle moan as he finished spraying cum up your front you both laid there panting. Shame washed over you like it had done every morning he did this. You felt dirty and used he rolled on his side tucking you in his arms kissing your head praising you for how good you were and telling you how much he loved you as you curled ijto him wetting his tinto him overwhelmed. After a few moments the saddness past and you laid stock still against him as he pulled you to lie across him head on his chest stroking your hair once again.

"Iv got to go out today pet. I trust youll be good whne im gone and if your lucky I'll get you a treat" you froze at his words gojng out... that meant youd be alone the thlught filled you with dread and anticipation.

"If your naughty you will regret it when i get back."you both laid there for what felt like hours he wouldnt let you move. Tho he finally let out a breath and ushered you to the bath room showering with you. After getting dressed and having breakfast he left and you noticed he didnt put you any where. You dread to think what he was doing. But you were left the run of the house. So here you sat in the kitchen alone in the huge house apart from the security he kept on site. 'This was it.. or was it a test?..' you raced to the living room window and watched an expensive car leave the gates at the bottom of the drive as it dissapeared behinde the wall that clossed off the property. You debated in your head if he was just waiting to see if you were going to try and run or not. You had to try, somthing was happening to you here ,you didnt like how complacent you were getting with him. It was cruel really the only person that was aloud to interact with you was him, you find yourself almost craving him, you enjoyed his praise lapping it up liike a love sick school girl.

Deciding that this may be the last time you could escape before it was to late you walked into the kitchen slowly as not to alert anyone to your plan even tho your heart was racing ten to the dozen. Quickly and quietly you pulled a small packet of plasters from one of the draws. Throught out your stay you learnt a few things all the doors leading outside and your 'play room' had pressure alarms built in you'd set one off on your forth day trying to get out into the garden resulting in another painfull and very embarassing spanking in the kitchen then experienced your first corner time, the other thing you learnt were all the guards had shifts and patrol routes the house ran like clockwork youd freighed interest in him and he'd waffled on about how it wasnt all bad and he'd take you out when you'd acclimated to your new life then boasted about the cars he had in the basment garage but you'd 'never get to drive one as driving these fast cars is to dangerous for his baby girl'. Tho you hadnt made a thing of it you kept the information locked away youd been behaving hopeing he would let down his gaurd. Once you got the plasters you put them in the pocket of your cardigan and grabbed a butter knife hooking it in the back of your jeans wedging it just under the tight waist band.

"What are you still doing in here? Get to the playroom" you screamed in suprize as the voice came out of no where you spun round faceing the man and nodded walking past him quickly.

"Wait. What have you been doing in here?" He said grabbing your arm pulling you to a stop you huffed tugging your arm.

"Let go i havent done anything" you twisted around as he patted you down you froze mouth going dry as you thought he was going to find the knife in your jeans he didnt instead his hands found the packet of plasters the cocked an eyebrow

"Im doing some crafts today these are incase i get a paper cut...im clumsy and tthought i should take a pack the keep in there just incase" he eyed you for a few seconds befor smirking at you

"So the princess was sneaking about for some plasters, im suprised you werent trying to sneak candy, would be more fitting for his baby girl." He laughed as you glared at him venomously

"Fuck you ,you cunt" you spat in his face he growled before grabbing your arm in a bruising grip dragging you out of the kitchen down the hall as you screamed at him, a few others poked their heads around to watch asking what was wrong as you were dragged down the hall once outside your day room he stopped pressing a card to the reader next to the handle disarming the door and answered their qeustioning stares.

"Nothing just a temper tantrum im sure she will regret later when Boss finds out." He turned back to you.

"He might even make a show of it, i wouldnt mind seeing her bent over" you growled as he opend the door throwing you in , grunting as you landed hard on the floor he whistled for kal and let the dog enter behind you befor shutting the door arming the device again. Shaking away tears in your eyes as you heard then others laugh about how theyd love to see 'a piece of that ass' kal sat beside you nudging you for a cuddle you hugged him breathing deep nuzzling his thick fur, he was the only company you enjoyed here after snuggling with him a few minuets you pulled away putting your plan into action you got out suome supplies fro the art cupborads scattering them hear and there to make it look like you had been drawing, hopefully if anyone came in and found you missing they would assume that you had asked one of the others to let you use the bathroom as the ensuite to this room wasnt finished. You aproached the door pulling out the knife and lowered it to the door handle, the worst thing about this system was that you werent technically locked in, the door opend but set off an alarm that was indicated by a small red flashing light on the card reading panel. Breathing deep you pulled out a plaster removing the tabs on it sticking oneside to your finger. Gentle you pulled down on the handle until you couldnt anymore easing the knife alongside the door pushing on the plate you pivoted your body opeing the door enough to get your hand in the gap and stuck the plaster over the bottom of the pressure plate securing it down. Holding your breath you waited a few moments before summerizing that it had worked when noone came rushing down the hall you quickly slipped thrpugh the door catching kal befor he could make his way out and shut the door fully. You blinked then jumped for joy you could bearly see the edge of plaster on the frame. Quickly you jogged to the end of the hall ducking low realising that not having shoes might be a god send as you were almost silent as you moved you got another plaster ready on your hand as you ducked and dived behind the counters in the kitchen making your way around to the door Henry had left through.'it must have been to the garage' you though you made quick work of the door not waiting to see if the alarm had set off as you heard foot steps coming your way you slipped through the door closing it behinde you and ran down the stairs into a large garage on the left there was lots of hooks with keys on them you toke shaky breaths scanning them befor looking over the cars there must have been about eleven in total ranging from massive range rovers to calssy two seater sports cars. 'I need on that can blend in, a hatch back or somthing, maybe a saloon' you thought running down the line of cars the most normal looking one was a Jag you quickly ran to the keys looking for a set with the same logo as the car finding two you grabbed them both pushing unlock on one set seing another car across light up you threw them on the floor using the other one to unlock the car getting in quickly you felt your tummy tie itself in knots turning on the ignition and pulled the seat forward you put on your seatbelt out of habbit then dojng a small cheer when you saw it was an automatic you put it in drive wincing as it growled to life louder then it needed to be you pulled it up to the garage door and it opend you pulled it forward going up the bank once at the top you saw a gaurd stopping staring befor shouting out to the others.

"Dont let the gate open!!" You panicked and floored it the car took off down the drive skidding you a stop near the gate the instantly began rolling open. On gaurd was sprinting down the drive behinde you. You looked down for a button to look the doors finding it by the window controls you flicked it on and heard the click at all four doors locked lokking up you saw the gate had stopped half way you spun the wheel throwing the scar around squeezing the car throuh the gate clipping the wing mirror off in the process putting your foot down you gave a triumphant shout as you tore down the road away from that house. Leaning back into the seat relaxing as you made yourway towards the town, it was the only way to get to the motorway that would lead out of the area. You wiped tears from your eyes as as relief flooded you sobs wracked your body the drive to the town took longer than you thought it would and you were suspicious as no one had chased you from the house and had spent the whole drive flinching at every car that pulled up behind you. Pulling up to a round about you stopped recognising the area deciding to take a less busy route pulling off to the outskirts of town you parked up into a superstore looking threw the car for money finding a few £20 notes a tap at the window you screamed turning it was a police officer you gulped looking in the rearveiw mirror seeing a squad car pulled up behind you blocking you in, he indicated for you to roll down the window.

"Yes can i help you?" You asked trying to sound normal

"Miss did you realise your missing a wing mirror?" You followed his gaze and smiled meekly. Getting a bad feeling in your gut.

"Yes, its my boyfreids car i borrowed it and hit a sign back there im going to book it in now hopefully get it done and he wont find out i hurt his baby" you ended with a chuckle patting the steering wheel he didn't look convinced and motioned for his colleague to join him

"Uh huh, so are you insured to drive this car? Sure you didnt hit another car?" You shook your head

" Well i hope im insured he said hed made me a name driver and no i didnt hit anyone, the car caught me by suprize i hadnt realised how much oommf it had and still getting used to the size its a bit wider then mine." You explained hoping you were convincing enough he smiled the held out his hand to you.

"Can i see your licence?" You froze then pretended to look around the car for it

"Oh shit i dont have my bag on me sorry can i give you my name instead and you can look it up on the system?" You pleaded hoping that he would let this one go

"So you dont have your purse on you? When your taking his car to the garage to get it fixed?.... yeah im gonna have to ask you to step out of the car now." He said moving back from the door you looked behind you panicking there was no way to pull out.

"Wh-what? Why?" You cried out as he put his hand in the car opeing the door

"No! No you cant do this you dont understand please!" You shouted at him as he undid your seatbelt pulling you out of the car cuffing your hands behind your back reading you your rights.

"Your under arrest for car theft,careless driving and driving with out insurance , you have the right to remain silent anything you do say can harm your defence and used in court ,Call it in we found Mr cavills car" you froze, hed called in that his car had been stolen. He used the police to track you. You wailed twisting against him as you realised why no one had chased you, he was using the police to bring you back to him.you cried as he dragged you to the squad car.

"NO! You dont understand he kidnapped me! Please you have to let me go! He's mad he locked me up please you have to help me." You kicked out as he forced you into the back seat on the car slamming the door you sobbed in the back seat as they locked up the jag and got in the front of the car.

"Please do make me go back i dont know what he'll do" you cried pitifully they sighed looking at you threw the plexiglass.

"Im sorry love there's nothing we can do for you... i wish there was but its our asses on the line" then he started the car driving towards the station. It wasnt long befor you found yourself in a cell heavy metal door between you and your escape laying on the bed crying and terrified of whats to come. Panicking everytime you heard foot steps down the hall thinking it was him. It was over an hour later when you jumped as the heavy lock on your door opened with a loud bang revealing a calm looking Henry standing beside a sympathetic looking officer he shooed them away.

"Give us a minute" he didnt take his eyes off you as he stepped into the room seemed to take over the small space you shuddered backing away from him sending a pleading look to the officer who ingored you and left.

"Well pet have you got that out of your system now?" He said crossing the cell in large strides his suit jacket hung over one arm that was in his pocket. You shook your head crying

"Pl-please im sorry i-i had to" you flinched as he brought his hand to your face. Smoothing back your hair

"Sshhh shh its ok now everything is going to be fine" he calmed you pulling his outher hand up wiping your tears away before for twisting his fist in your hair you yelped clawing at his hand trying to relieve the pain in your scalp.

"You've been a very very naughty girl havent you?" He tugged your hair back forcing you to look at him still wiping your face with his other. It summed him up caring and kind yet brutal and cruel. He grinned a sadistic grin

"I should let you know that im not pressing charges, what kind of boyfreind would i be if i did?" He teased you letting you know he was told your cover story you cried in pain as he dragged you the few steps towards him forcing you onto your tip toes

"STOP! Please Henry your hurting me!" He tutted at you looking at his watch

"Three hours away from the house and were back to Henry? What happened to Daddy? Well it doesnt matter i hope now you realise that there is no escape. You cannot run or hide from me love i have eyes everywhere." He lowerd you back down releasing your hair clutching you to his chest trapping you in a strong grip as you sobbed shaking like a leaf more out of anxiety then anything else.

"Shh shh. its ok little one... i know its been a scary day getting out , nearly crashing into the gate and then being arrested? its all going to be ok, now that you've got this out of your system you can finally settle at home. Ihave been waiting for this little blow up from you i was beginning to think the gun fiasco was it" His words filled you with dread as you began to sink in this was it for you, that there was no way out, he would find you at some point. Rocking you backwards and forwards with your arms trapped at your side he tucked his nose into your hair kissing it every so often.

"Tho this is probably my fault it was enavitable for you to try and run again, i havent trained you properly yet, not givin you the attention you truly need, but dont worry we will start once we get home. I want you to know daddies not angry, no no he's just dissapointed" he pulled back draping his jacket over your shoulders.

"I hope you know that your still in serious trouble when we get home young lady i warned you this morning that youd regret playing up" he murmmerd into your ear as he walked you out of the cell down to the reception he didnt hold you because he didnt need to there was nowhere you could go.

"Mr cavill would you sign these ,I assume your not pressing charges?" Henry looked up winking at you

"No no my girlfriend couldnt help herself, she's like a child in that respect no self restraint. Never thinks of her consequences" You shuddered catching the his unspoken threat looking down as tears of humiliation the officer chuckled as Henry said this sighing his name

"Well she does look distraught, dont be to hard on the little thing I'd jump at the chance to drive one of those myself."

Henry laughed out loud drawing some attention from the others in the waiting room

"Oh dont you worry about her, she'll find a way to make it up to me somehow wont you babygirl" he said winding an arm around your waist pulling you against him squeezing his hand painfully tight. You looked down nodding hearing a few snickers and scoffs from women in seats behind you.

"Now apologize to the officer for wasting his time baby." You scowled up at him being met with a shit eating grin opening your mouth to tell him to fuck off thankfully you were interupted.

"Oh now thats not nessasary saving a tiny thing like her from herself isn't wasting time ..I'm glad I could help" Henry smiled at you kissing your cheek feeling please with himself.

"Now isnt that nice sweety. He's happy to help us" you gave a jerky nod as Henry finished the paperwork.

"I will have someone collect the car today" he called over his shoulder as he forced you along side him stopping before he got out of the door.

"Oh baby Wheres your shoes?" He asked smirking at you knowing damn well that he hasnt got you any, you felt the eyes of the other people on you as he shook his head picking you up cradling you recieveing a few awws and judgmental stares from the women. Unable to take it anymore you tucked your face into his neck crying.

"Im sorry please im so sorry i wont do anything like this again". He sighed pushing throught the doors and made his way to the car park climbing into the back or a range rover holding you in his lap as the car began moving.

"Its a little to late for sorry baby, daddy has to punish you for being an extremly naughty little girl. Stealing and damaging daddies car running away and getting arrested lying to the police? What kind of daddy would let you get away with all that?" You shuddered mind wandering what he had instore for you, not just for punishment but the training he mentioned in the cell you squirmed in his lap as you mulled it all over feeling sick to your stomach.

[abloomingperiod]

baekhyun as a bf

it wasn’t supposed to be this big tbh

you can tell by the fucker’s face, he is annoying af

k seriously tho

even though byun is all smiles and pranks he definitely seems like a serious person on the personal side

constantly asking himself if it’s the right thing to do putting u in such a historically brutal position such as dating an idol

you having to reassure him way too often that it was your decision to make, not his

“sweetie i’m here because i want to stop going off” “cool but like are you su-” “dude i swEAR TO GOD”

it’s not something he likes thinking it just happens okay he’s worried b patient to the babee

since his last relationship didn’t end up very well, he would probably take mONTHS to actually claim you as his girlfriend

seriously tho i fume just thinking about that time

it happened on a friday night when he was playing on the pc, chanyeol was calling and babyboi was like “srry cant talk rn exchanging breaths with my girl”

you were scrunching your nose for a sec but them you realized what he said and were like !!!!

him enjoying the fact his words got you so flustered and playing it cool like chill out dude as if you didn’t know we were dating by now

????????? in fact ou were so surprised bcs u didn’t even know the boys knew abt ur existence

“like... they KNOW??????”

“of cOURSE they know junmyeon would kick my ass if i didn’t explain to him why i missed our dinner last night”

you guys are so comfortable with the fact your relationship ain’t official you decided at the same night thisbis how you prefered to stay like

he’s not okay with going public after what happened in the past and you agree and support his desire to keep it private

i could write a whole essay dissing saesangs

that doesn’t mean he won’t hang out with you

after all, you’ve been friends for ages now

and the boys know abt u

chanyeol keeps biting byun’s butt but you’re okay with that

was there any other option? ofc not

talking about ass

he’s one

honestly such a tease

always finding a way to make u flustered

“babe look at me” “what” “i love you” “god i love you too” “and your ass looks amazing today” “leave me alone”

always slaps your butt

doesn’t matter the context

sexual or not

he loves him some butt

lol dates

like literally you sit there and spend the night playing and eating together

every lol date is a different dish ordered

since you gotta keep it low profile

might as well do it right

he’s an observer

constantly stops what he’s doing to admire you

sometimes you’re like watching a movie or idk brushing ur teeth

he stands there in the door frame all dumbfounded burning loveholes into your skull

you’re like ...stop it

he’s like . no

he’s so emotional i’m not even exaggerating

keeps joking around when he’s around people and everybody seems to think he’s a dork who just can’t stop talking nonsense

(which he is)

but when you guys are alone

oh boy

he’s so sensible

literally writes on post-its and places it around your apartment before he leaves for practice on mornings

not all of them are cute tho

once your friend was like “hey y/n idcwho’s dicking you down but i think the person got the feels”

you completely forgot to take off the “your taste already left my mouth. dinner tonight at 8 and i’ll be eating twice” post-it

like

he literally put it in your refrigerator’s door

you legit wanted to die

but then on other days it’s like

“i promised, throughout my whole life, this heart belongs to you.”

honestly so intense

when you guys argue it’s like a conquest to see who can act more like a spoiled kid

but basically go off with your frustrations and then one of u ends up cooling off in the shower

later either you or him get in there too asking if the other is feeling better

tbh not that often do u guys fight

most of the times is like

“okay,,, this is unnecessary” “yeah screw it”

but sometimes it gets really heated

and you’re both frustrated

straightforward speaking, you guys have sex

very

rough

sex

he’s a switch k let’s be real

loves making you beg

loves begging for you

not the type to degrade or hurt you or anything

like he’s a light dom

and by that i mean he will pound in you rough and slow until you’re begging him to let you cum but keeps kissing your flushed cheeks and tightly intertwining your hands as he lovingly whispers “you fucking love those type of fights don’t you”

loves LOVES being blindfolded

lowkey a freak but moderately

absolutely loves it when he ties you up and makes you say exactly what you want

will always stuck two or three fingers in so you have a hard time speaking

as i was saying, the absolute worst

“baekhyun... please-“ “fucking say it” “please... baby... fuck me” “hard nut”

is shamelessly vocal

groans

whimpers

desperate moans

aftercare baekhyun is a look

his hair all disheveled, dazed eyes and flushed lips

yk that look from the city lights photoshoot with his glossy skin and damp hair

yeah

he loves you so much and seeing you all blissed out after sex makes him, curiously, very very soft

everything you guys said during the argument is quickly forgotten as you exchange a few sorry’s and deep kisses in between

loves feeling your skin against his as he embraces your shoulders hugging you to his chest

you leave pecks on the scratchings your nails did on his skin and he just lays there all fucked out and smiles like 💕💞💓💘💘💖💗💞💓💗💕💝💘💖💕💞💓💗💗💞💖💘💞💘💖

and he’s horny again

it’s not like he’s a teenager he just absolutely loves being this intimate to you

and then you have a bath together bcs sticky

loves making coffee like at 6am to you so he can wake you up and have breakfast together

the type to wake you in this worst way possible

he rips the sheets off of you

regardless of how cold it is at that hour

and jumps over

“wake up egg”

as you guys head to the kitchen he sits you on his lap and feeds you :(

his arms around your waist and keeps leaving tiny pecks on your cheeks as he rests his cheek on your back and heavily sighs

��ya your breath stinks”

“you stink dummy”

sings ballads out of the blue

you’re like reading or smth

and he’s like

appado gWAENCHANHA

“shut it or i’ll rip off your chords with my bare hands”

“i dare you”

you actually made out after you chased him around the couch

so annoyingly dense

like you were taking your clothes off

his lips on your neck

and then he’s like

“btw my mother wants to meet you”

you literally froze

bra slipping off your shoulders

“????? you mother kNOWS?????”

“ofc she knows she’s my mother wtf”

“!!!!!!!!!BAEKHYUN”

doesn’t understand the concept of Time And Place

once you were on the bathtub massaging his feet after hours of practice and he was like yo ever thought about kids

i ran out of reactions so basically you cursed at him for five minutes

he was like 🥺🥺 just saying srry

it took you more five to explain to him it wasn’t that you hated kids you just thought it was something to talk about on another time

like

five years another time

maybe ten

he was like k we can have a dog

and now you have a dog together along with mongryong

a cutie called jinx

don’t ask

fucking nerd

you were like

she’s new so treat her as kindly as mongryong

baekhyun is a pain in the ass but in a matter of hours he was like

i bought the same clothes for them

you rolled your eyes but silently got the heart eyes bcs cute

loves watching you dressing yourself

especially for your low profile dates

“hm no too hard to take off”

“...a monochromatic two piece with a zipper in the skirt?”

“my point exactly”

tbh he Is kinda horny

but that’s bcs he’s mad for you

loves it when you style his hair

“baekhyun can’t you stand still for like two minutes” “oh sorry”

you’re standing there, focused on the task

30 secs on it and his hands are already caressing your tummy

you’re like stop i’m bUSY

he’s like no one’s stopping you

but keeps tickling you

idk he really treasures those tiny little details in the moments you spend together

everything is important to him

doesn’t mean he’s like insanely needy of your attention

no you’re two individuals who have their own lives and schedules

he keeps it cool but yeah he’s bananas for you

sorry his words

everything is so domestic with him

and so good

he’s been through a lot throughout the years and this relationship is the calmness he needed

and he’s the fun and lightness you needed after spending so much time trying and acting like a “grownup”

baekhyun brings back the teenager in you

but in a good way

you complete each other so well sigh

cuz you’re like all responsible and shit

he loves the juxtaposition

so do you

idk it feels right

you love like teenagers but live like adults

also his words

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BEN headcanons plssssss

Ya home boi has freakles

And a blue tint to his skin.

Ben has glasses (you can pry this off of my cold dead hands) and tends to wear them in his room or at night. Because let's face it. Being locked in your room at night hunched over either a game or a computer messing with people it can ruin your vision. (Not alot of the pastas know he even has glasses. Only a select few).

Ben is hella short. Like Link is 5'5 Ben is 5 foot.

He does play video games and such, but just ask Jeff, he also loves his fair bit of DnD and card games. But it tends to be video games mostly.

Childish and cold. Not really sarcastic but acts childish due to not really having a childhood.

Even though hes a ghost of sorts, he does eat to have more energy in his body.

He has a bad habit of eating a shit ton of junk food for like 2 days straight. Then goes maybe one or two weeks without touching a single thing to eat. It's a bad habit of his, hes tried to stop. But it anit working out. You can see when hes not eating due to how low he floats, or how tired his eyes look.

Childish as hell okay. Especially when messing with his victim, hell play into what hes found out about them. Making them think it's some hacker that got into their stuff. But uses that to drive them insane from paranoia. Sometimes if hes having so much fun, hell kill them with his own hands.

Yeah, he plays Video games but that's not all he does. Hes quite good at hacking and getting info on every single thing his victims have done to use it against them.

He gets really scary if you do make him mad. It's kinda hard to make him mad, but when you do. .....RIP buddy.

He has a replica of Majoras mask on his wall, he likes to wear it around Halloween, and a real replica of the master sword hung above his door.

He does have a fear of water. But hes okay being in water that goes below his knees and is okay with showers. But a full bath of water. Lakes, pools that goes deeper then his knees, he cannot function with it. (Fun fact, how some of the pastas found out how far him being okay with bodies of water whent. ..let's just say, the poor soul who tried to pull him to slightly deeper water had thick, deep scratch Mark's on their arms and chest from the poor boy kicking and panicking.

Other than his death..he has no recollection of anything of his past.

The dude is a meme lord.

He does have a slight hard time with his emotions, but you can 'kinda' tell when hes not in the mood.

He prefers cats, but doesnt mind Smile.

He can get along with Tim (not masky), if hes not acting all that childish, witch he can do if he needs to be taken seriously, after all he is the one who can hack into everything and leak personal info at will of any of the other pastas.

He mostly is lay back.

He does still wear his link outfit, but he switches it up with Zelda themed outfits or just the eboy style (cause let's face it. It fits)

His ears are pointed, and kinda flicker depending on his mood,

He can fight with a sword. (But prefers not to)

He has one of the messiest rooms. Not by having clothing or dishes everywhere. He just has video game cases out. Wires and cords (witch can and will stress Jeff out if hes in there for to long.)

Ben loves to listen to music, alternative style (like Emo bands. And TOP is considered an alternative music band, some of his favorites are MCR. P!ATD. and falling in reverse) and soundtracks for games are some of his favorites.

I ain't even getting into his mental health (I am). He suffers PTSD, anxiety and depression (with a bit of insomnia to sprinkle in) with a feeling of being lost to a void of such.

Because of this, he can go days without sleeping if his mental state is fucked up. But he knows how to get it stable easily. He actually has very good coping abilities.

The bitch can also take the cable of one of the remotes and use it to choke you out if hes fighting you physically.

(Even though he doesnt like getting his hands dirty. Unless you've pissed him off. Witch is hard to do)

Ben is envious of Jeff and Lius relationship, cause hes never had a sibling before. That he remembers. So he is kinda envious of them.

He has a thing where if your trying to be friends with him (and hes deemed you worthy) ..you have to kinda respond back to texts if he sends you them. Because he cant just trust any old person, and if they cant try and communicate with you then theres no point on trying to be your friend.

He does have a hard time talking about his emotions

Him and Jeff have a weird friendship, but it's a good one

(A small list of some recurring ideas I have for Ben. There weird I know.)

(..and a few were self progected onto him. But what can ya do.)