#but honey!! you are a steampunk bitch!! and have been since you were like 14!!
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Trying not to murder my darling sister who, I remind myself, I love very much, as I attempt to help her plan a trip to the UK.
#'we're just gonna skip london'#you're gonna skip a world class city named one of the best cities in the world by art LEAST Afar and conde nast also rick steves#because it doesn't get your husbands rocks off in whatever weird highlander image he had in his head?#girl you've seen a lake and you loathe nature and hiking#you hate scotch#please please DO visit scotland#but honey!! you are a steampunk bitch!! and have been since you were like 14!!#please don't skip london which i know you would fucking LOVE SO MUCH#because your husband is a huge baby who wants this entire trip which you will never ever take again to be about him#it makes me generally nuts when people assume they will i guess...suddenly become a different person on vacation?#you gonna suddenly take an interest in hiking just because you crossed an ocean?#all of a sudden your stamina kicks ass when you're complaining about your legs hurting after two days of walking at my usual?#know who you are and deal with it
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