#but holy fuck every time I play ARR i want to punt this kid

[murphymakestherules]

Oh no, you're right

And that sequence is where I REALLY WANT TO PUNT Alphinaud

Like... Kid. You're making me do the thing you just bitched me out for doing.

Which you're better at anyway.

And you're still bitching about how I'm doing it.

So tell you what : you make nice with the Ishgardians while I go RESCUE MY FRIENDS who I know EXACTLY WHERE THEY ARE AND THAT THEYRE BEING LITERALLY TORTURED.

My most controversial FFXIV opinion