#but holly got my lack of smell except while i can do fake scents idk if she can i havent decided
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Local man who survives by identifying smells dragged into a candle store and promptly suffers. (I got so lazy in the end on the last part sorry it's very not accurate heights and stuff)
#the daily life of a deity sucks#modern deities and their weird lives#sorry deacon that you had to die like this#inspired by the fact he might have my facial blindness#but holly got my lack of smell except while i can do fake scents idk if she can i havent decided#inspired by the fact MY SISTER brought me to a candle store and joked that i should try it out and see if i could smell anything#so i rushed to the counter bc there was A Lit Candle and i thought that would be the strongest source of smell#and asked the worker who was eyeing me if it was a scented candle#and she nodded so i awkwardly was like haha i... cant smell.... i was testing a lit candle#and she looked at me with so much pity and then i looked over expecting my sister to be looking at least#and no she is like five feet away from the door outside of it#and im like damn wow brutal so i left and was like oh my b i cant smell even lit candles#and she said no duh i cant go in bc i can smell it out here well enough#then she was like btw the irony is the name of the candle shop is the smell house#and i felt so ashamed i made a worker v sad for me and also can say i entered the smell house and smelled nothing#long post#I MEANT TO INCLUDE THAT ALREADY IM SO SORRY
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