#but his tummy doesnt like any actual food

[todaysromano]

10.30.2023

Today, Romano headed back home. He then made sure that there were no museums that wanted his Halloween 'costume' for their collections.

[sukunasweetheart]

actor!sukuna!!!

warnings; fem reader, jjk manga spoilers, a bit of both submissive and dominant sukuna, and also sukuna who loves his domineering wife a little too much, smut and fluff at the end, breeding, choking, use of collar and leash (on sukuna), rough sex, lots of teasing and provoking

i really really adore the trope where actors who play utterly vile, evil villain roles all the time simply bc of their intimidating appearance but their real personality is rather sweet and gentle, and i desperately want to apply this to sukuna. they would've probably needed to cast a whole different man for his trueform, which is what inspired this idea <3<3

actor!sukuna is oh so very notorious for his antagonistic roles, always always being the charismatic, devilish character in any film, tv series or dramas he's casted in, the ones that always somehow has the upper hand, who never shows care for anyone else, who always seems to have control over everything in all situations he's put into...

and the recent hit series 'jujutsu kaisen' is exactly the same. with him being the king of curses, having those extra cgi arms and tummy mouth and having to spend hours before shooting simply doing the makeup for the distorted side of his face. not to mention all those tattoos!

actor!sukuna, who loves his job, but sometimes gets exhausted by the kinds of roles he has to play. he's gotten so used to it, his normal facial expressions and mannerisms also may have changed a little because at times he gets himself too immersed into his character

and you might say fiction doesnt cross over to real life at the best of times, but for sukuna, it might not be the case... he's noticed over the years that people around him do truly get scared or intimidated by him. and like any celebrity, he has his own fair share of haters.

with his character's newest victim being the fans' beloved gojo satoru, it only aggravated them-- and he knew from the moment he read the script that he was going to get flamed for it. he's used to this but because of jjk's intense popularity, he actually gets a little concerned this time around...

thankfully, thankfully! he has a wife he can run home to and seek comfort from, and fully let go of this fictional persona of his.

actor!sukuna, who is often burdened with the unconscious expectations from others, to have his intimidating aura and always have control over situations (maybe sometimes people)...

but he is able to put all of this down in front of you and just lay in your lap in front of the tv as you play with his pink curls.

oh, he's so grateful for his wife, who fulfills his hidden desires... his wife, who didn't see him only by his villainous roles, but also took notice of his gentler side and decided to grab hold onto that part of him with an iron grip instead.

actor!sukuna may be a man well over two metres tall, with a resting bitch face and a deep, velvety voice perfect for being a natural dominant and aggressive lover-- which, sometimes he is of course, when the situation calls for it (whenever you feel like you want to be dominated) - but in actuality, he aches to be controlled for the most part, rather than the one controlling...

when he told you about his worries of his real life reputation, of how people on set seem to avoid him subtly, and get a bit over-polite with him, you sent a handful of extravagant food and drink trucks over to the shooting set in sukuna's name, raising the spirits of his colleagues, the camera and film crew members etc., and of course, sukuna himself.

and everytime he has any complaints about his job, you comfort him by saying that if he ever feels like it's too much, he can quit anytime he wants, because you'd be happy to be him support financially as long as he'd be your househusband *wink wink*

actor!sukuna laughs at the thought, but there are times where he seriously considers it... he is getting older, and sometimes doing all these action scenes as the villain is taxing on his body... (perhaps after jjk is over, he'll take a well deserved, long break from his career for a little while)

before getting married, from the moment sukuna first interacted with you, he was already hooked- you flirted with him openly without expecting him to take lead, and you talked less about his various identities in his shows, but showed more curiosity in his true self, and he was simply attracted to your... fearlessness?

and a part of him tried to fight against it too, but you were simply too charismatic. (it only charmed him more)

"you're an awfully cocky woman. you sure you can take me on?"

"take you on? oh, no, handsome. you'll be the one taking me on. i'll have you wrung out dry by the end of this week... if you'll let me, of course."

and that, he did.

fast forward to the present.

sukuna had come home without erasing all the makeup from his filming of jjk, to your curiosity...

"the king of curses, was it? the name of this character," you ask with a relaxed voice, watching as sukuna's large cock throbs between his legs, drooling precum messily into his boxers. ironically, you're the one lying against your back on the bed, with him hovering over your body longingly, but not being permitted to touch you... yet.

you'd put a collar around his neck. and you have him leashed, with the rope being in your hand. he has you between his arms that are supporting his body weight... muscles flexing and sweat dripping down his skin from his own arousal.... he was supposed to be tired from today's filming session but right now, his whole body is heating up like boiling water in a kettle. how cruel of you to do this to him, right after he gets home from work.

you loop the rope around your fingers once, and tug on the leash harshly, making his face shift closer to yours.

"i'd like to hear an answer, please."

"...yes, the king of curses," sukuna hisses, eyeing the leash that both turns him on and also pisses him off simultaneously.

"interesting..." you hum with a smile, gently touching the fabricated side of his face that's been made with make up.

"i do have to say, the tattoos and black nails fit you so well, my love."

sukuna remains silent as he resists the urge to kiss you, with your lips hovering so close to his.

"don't fuck me with your eyes, honey. you're making yourself too obivous," you tease, ghosting your fingers over his chest, touching him languidly. his dick swells even more.

"darling, please... i need to touch you," sukuna says, softspoken and yearning so hard it makes him dizzy.

"oh... i love when you beg like that. what would your fans think, if they saw their most cold-blooded villain pleading me like this?"

with a collar and leash on, no less.

"it wouldn't matter what they think. you're the only one i love," he responds, shuddering as you nudge your knee against the erection in his pants.

"i like that answer."

you kiss him, which is an act that means you're permitting him to finally lay his hands on you - and this breaks the restraint he'd been holding onto until now.

sukuna kisses you back with a throaty growl, slipping his tongue in to smother you with, as your lips are curled up into a pleased smile. drunk on the taste of you, he doesn't stop kissing until he's had his fill. both of you are breathing heavily when he finally pulls away, his face being flushed beautifully.

large hands come to tug away at your clothes, exposing the swell of your chest, and he clamps his lips around one of your nipples, like a man starving... you gasp, and tug at his soft hair from the back, the other hand still gripping onto the rope that connects with his collar.

you arch your back when he nips on them a little, earning him a hiss from you and another harsh tug at his leash. when he comes up to face you once again, he's wearing a smirk with foggy eyes, satisfied with this small payback.

once he finally comes around to releasing his strained cock, he gives a sigh of relief. the tip is glistening with his precum, and he wants to be buried in your cunt so bad. he slides it in with one go.

"oof, always so big, aren't you?" you tell him, feeling his throbbing dick reach so deep inside. it's not your first time saying such a thing, so he knows you mean it as a compliment. it inflates his ego.

"fuck- you feel so good," he mumbles mindlessly, pushing your thighs back.

sukuna begins to thrust into you, his heavy balls slapping down against your ass as he starts with a slow pace. another tug of his leash gets him to stop again.

"c'mon, love. is that all you can do?" you urge him, your grip still strong on his rope. he narrows his eyes, and pushes your thighs back harder, and begins to slam his hips into you, the way you love it.

"f-fuck... harder, sukuna... harder-" you moan as you keep taunting him with several pulls of his leash.

"tug that thing one more time..." he mutters with a low, out of breath voice, "and i'll make you regret it."

you love it when he's submissive, but even more so when he's in the mood to put his foot down. but you're not giving in so easily. you give it another tug, playfully.

"try me."

from then on, he snaps and decides he'll give you your own "collar".

his hand.

you squeal in delight as he roughs you up from his grip on your throat, to the biting, and to the bruising pace of his thrusts, all harmonising to bring you to your orgasm...

when sukuna cums, he does so right against your cervix, spilling all his thick, hot seed into your womb, with a loud groan. he's sucking a hickey onto your shoulder as he does so, full body shuddering with each clench of his balls as he dumps more into you. your pussy squeezes around him, fingernails digging deeply into his muscled back, feeling blissful.

he soon collapses onto you, and you start playing with his hair again, as he rests momentarily, being spent after the rough sex that happened when he'd just come back home. you'll need to reward him later for this.

in the bathroom, you help him scrub away all those tattoos, and tear off that falsified right side of his face. he appreciates this, especially the ones on his back that are difficult to reach. in the tub, you sit between his legs, and lean back as he dotes on you, calloused hands not leaving anywhere of you untouched.

once the bathing is finished, you do his nightly skin care routine for him. an actor's gotta preserve their skin, you know. before the moisturizer though, you press a soft kiss onto his pure face, clean of tattoos, and hum with a pleased expression.

"i love this one more, after all."

he huffs out a chuckle and pulls you onto his lap.

"hah. the king of curses ought to cry real tears with envy."

he clings onto you all night, face buried into your chest, indulging in the feeling of being the little spoon.

Masterlist

Tagging: @yuujispinkhair and @gojos-thot-patrol (who encouraged the leash idea...)

credit and link to the cute heart dividers here

[ohhellnooooooo]

"°°•☆Siren☆•°°"

Kenji sato × reader

CHAPTER 1- Sensing You...

Author's note: so I have this Idea, Since Emi is a kaiju, why not make a siren reader?, Like, you're his girlfriend and You're a singer, kenji doesnt  know that you are a siren, you didn't know he's ultraman either, and then you accidentally got to his basement, seeing the baby kaiju sleeping, and then, since i saw that kenji's basement has big glass water tank near Emi's big glass container, you decided to  show emi what you really are, give her a little show <3

Just a quick thing, reader can control her siren voice, let me knoe if i write something wrong!, english is not my first language ladies

Synopsis: Kenji left you at his manor, not letting you go near his basement, since mina isn't around, and she's busy, you decided walk around the manor, going down the basement accidentally.

Content Warning: None

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Waking up, feeling alone as kenji left to do something urgent, what could he possibly be doing at this time?, you look at the clock at his desk reading the time.

11:00 PM

You we're just cuddling and loving each other the moment before mina knocks on the door calling kenji, for an urgent matter, what kind of ergent matter is that?, 11:00 PM, Baseball stadium is closed, he can't be going out eating, his manor has plenty foods, might be gym?, nope, not gonna work. What if he's cheating?, Nahh, no way, He's inlove with you..or..he's in love with your voice...

You face palmed yourself, he can't be inlove with just your voice!, hell!, you didn't even use your voice at him!, for him to fall inlove!, you're intelligent!, and nice, everyone loves your voice,and you're beautiful...famous!, what more does he need?, finding a chick in the side walk with no other thing in mind just to suck his dick? , (Y/n) pick up yourself..he's not going to love anyone other than your beauty..think of that.

Suddenly an idea cross your mind, why not look around his manor?, to freshened your mind, don't think too much.

It always cross your mind of him cheating

And if he did..I can just use my voice-..

NO..not..going..to..happen..(Y/n) you need to remember everything comes to an end, and you can't just use your voice to him..if he doesn't want you..

You started to zone out, mind blowing kenji cheating..always cheating cross your mind..can't it just be something else!

but it was interrupted by the glass of water..shaking..is it an earthquake???might be. You stand up from kenji's white sheet bed, you walked out his room, almost tripping, then you walk around..saw the elevator for the basement..it wouldn't hurt if i go down there right?, No, (Y/n) what are you thinking. Suddenly you ran towards the round and big glass elevator, your eyes closed as if kenji was watching you..IT'S OKAY! IT'S OKAY YOU ARE IN (Y/N)!!!

just then, when you opened your eyes..

You saw it.. an actually pink baby kaiju, 20ft tall, crying and stomping over the cars..not just any cars..kenji's cars.. you widened your eyes, not expecting kenji hiding this cute little thing in his basement..how could he!?, but then you turned back to the baby kaiju, still crying, You walk towards her, she looks at you, tears in her round eyes.

"Hello...?, baby, why are you crying?" You asked walking towards her slowly, she beggin to calm down because of you soothing voice, she crawled over you, as if wanting to be hugged, she open up her arms still sniffling and tears down her eyes. "Oh..! You want a hug?" You asked walking towards her, hugging her cute baby tummy, unexpectedly she carried you for a warm hug, her color pink scales/skin turning a beautiful glowing red. "Oh you are very pretty, young lady" i said patting her body as she let me go, slightly giggling, you turned at the big glass tank of water, and back to the baby kaiju. "Want to see a magic trick?"

You asked the baby kaiju as if she's going to answer, she turned her head to the side, tilting her cute face. Then you walk towards the ladder where it led you to the deep glass water tank, carefully jumping on it, and with the baby kaiju's blink of an eye, she saw a very, beautiful siren, swimming around.

She clapped her hands loving at the sight of you, she chirped happily looking at you moving aound the tank.

You stopped infront of her, your beautiful siren hands pushing on the glass as you waved at her, making a heart bubble towards her, she chirped and laughed lovingly looking at the heart bubble that you made.

Just then, mina walked in, she was startled, not just about the fact that everything is messy, car's everywhere and everything was all over the places..

She's shock to see you.. making the baby kaiju lovingly look at you and you make her calm..

a moment after you we're startled seeing mina...along with ken just got out of the elevator, you swim towards the ladder in a speed of light, making the baby kaiju look at you in an instant.. as if asking why did you stop.. ken and mina was i shock seeing you..you.. the (Y/n) they know.. was a siren.

You panicked as your tail didn't transform into your feet fastly, you started to take the water droplets out of your tail, bringing your feet slowly, then you walk down the ladder taking your clothes on the floor quickly. Covering your body with it. "Uhmm.." you looked at mina and ken awkwardly..

"What was that (Y/n)?, are you not telling us something about you?" Mina asked you as she touch your wet skin, you flinched, and ken looked at you with furrowed eyebrow.

"(Y/n).." he called walking towards you, gently putting his hand on you, but you flinched. "(Y/n)." He called again making you look up at him, holding your chin.. you hummed not looking at him, but to the baby kaiju who is looking back at you.."(Y/n), quick question darling." He said making your whole face move just for you to gaze at him.

"Are you a siren?"..

To be continued..

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Alrighty!, next chapter will be out... i dont know when, but I'll fastly make my mind work!!, bye pookies! Hope you enjoy this!!

[alaskan-wallflower]

Good morning friend I hope you’re having a good day so far! If you have any may I pls request either some Sodapop hcs or Curtis brother hurt/comfort hcs? It’s that kind of day for me 😔 I hope you have a wonderful day ❤️🎞️

aw, thanks!! I’d be more than happy to! 💛

Sodapop headcanons:

He’s absolutely terrified of bugs. He punched a hole in the wall because he saw a spider (Darry was livid)

He is not a picky eater at all. He will eat food that’s been dropped on the floor. He doesn’t give a shit.

Him and Steve steal snacks from the gas station all the time and just go into the back closet and gorge themselves

Soda is either a laughably awful singer or he has a beautiful voice. No in betweens

He walks around his house shirtless constantly like he’s gods giving gift (he kinda is but Pony and Darry get tired of it)

If you think he’s a bad cuddler when he’s awake just wait until he’s asleep. You’re not getting out of his grasp once he’s asleep. Don’t even try. You’re stuck in bed for the night.

He gets hella bloated after eating and he’s mortified by it

He’s loved the song Rockin’ Robin. I dunno why.

He loves listening to music because it helps him focus on smaller things but then he gets distracted

He hates that his eyes are brown and constantly wishes they were blue

He has ADHD

He never touches a drop of alcohol not because he’s scared or anything but because he despises the way it burns his throat

He’s undefeated in burping competitions aside from Johnny (he can be kinda gross ngl)

Sometimes in the midst of a crisis he’ll just drop an absolute pearl of wisdom and then wonders why everyone stares at him like he has two heads

He believes in ghosts and swears he saw his parents’ ghosts once

He’s a lot more affected by the death of his parents than he lets on

He has the fluffiest hair ever when it isn’t greased back. Him and Pony. Darry has courser hair

He’s a whiny bitch when he’s hungry and doesn’t shut up about how full he is when he’s eaten

He unironically says the corniest shit like “uh oh spaghettios’ and “i need to catch some z’s” and shit like that

He enjoys when Pony reads to him even though he doesn’t pay much attention which frustrates Pony a bit lmao

He prefers to cuddle with Pony over Darry because he says Darry’s chest is “too hard and muscular to be comfortable” which insulted both Pony and Darry to an extent

He is the best pillow in the world. He has the softest tummy you could ever imagine (also the loudest though unfortunately)

His insults are actually really creative and nobody expects it from him

He will put eat a steakhouse in a matter of minutes if you set him down and told him to go crazy

We all know he has a skincare routine (or he would if they could afford that shit)

Sometimes he feels like he’s the glue of the three brothers and if he takes a wrong step they’re all gonna fall apart

He gets a golden retriever when he’s moved out and definitely names it Pepsi-Cola or something

Hurt/Comfort:

You can absolutely tell when Pony is upset. He does NOT have a poker face lmao

He prefers to be reassured by his brothers over anything else because it’s easier for him to gauge that they actually mean what they say

Boy is a stress eater-one time Darey came home and Pony had eaten an entire cake by himself and was absolutely miserable

He usually tends to gorge himself in meals but when he’s anxious it’s hella different

All three Curtis brothers are stress eaters ngl but Soda is by far the worst

Pony doesnt sleep when he’s anxious. He just sits there awake with his thoughts

He has VIOLENT panic attacks-if you try to touch him and you aren’t a member of the gang have fun with that broken nose of yours

He doesn’t mean it but he will scream at you to not touch him if you go to

Pony is a pretty crier but his panic attacks tend to get ugly

He tends to hit himself when he gets anxious too :( Darry has had to restrain him on more than one occasion because he was seriously scared Pony would hurt himself

The aftermath is a bunch of sniffles and hiccups. He doesn’t talk much before or after a panic attack and it takes effort to get him to open up bai ut what’s wrong

Absolutely will not cry in public. No matter of it’s late at night and he’s alone or not. He’s too scared someone will come by and he wants to look tuff

Darry will hold him while Soda massages his belly to ease his anxious tummy (or to help him digest the morbid amount of food he eats when stressed) and they’ll either address what’s wrong or they’ll distract Pony by talking about something they know he likes

Soda is the same way tbh but it’s because he thinks he shouldn’t be allowed to cry

You can always tell when Soda is upset because he doesn’t eat (canon in the book) and he’s also and normally quiet

He locks himself in his room when he’s upset because he doesn’t wanna burden Darry and he thinks because Pony os his little brother he isn’t allowed to be comforted by him

He had many breakdowns over Sandy and lashed out a lot after because he really loved her and he was furious with her and himself

He kind of shuts down and will just stare ahead at nothing when he’s upset and it’s more unsettling because he’s not moving. He’s not playing with his fingers or bouncing his leg. He just looks completely out of it as he sits still

He gets headaches a lot when he’s anxious and will usually turn in early and that’s even more unusual since he’s a night owl and usually restless at night

But all it takes is a hug and he breaks down completely

Darry came home from work once and literally just hugged Soda as a greeting and Soda started bawling into his chest

He mumbles a lot when he cries too, it’s kinda sad

It doesn’t take long to calm him down-a cuddle session from his brothers is all he needs before he’s satisfied again

As soon as he’s done crying he’s just like “can we have dinner now”

Darry is really stoic when he’s upset

You can always tell because his eyes get a lot colder and harder when something is bothering him

He always denies anything being wrong because he’s supposed to be strong and stable but Pony and Soda constantly asking him gets him to explode

Hes just like “YOU WANNA KNOW WHATS WRONG?!” and then goes into a rant about everything that happened

Pony and Soda just learned to listen because Darry doesn’t exactly want reassurance all the time, he just wants to vent

He paces a lot when he’s ranting too and uses his hands an awful lot to talk

If something is REALLY bad they can kinda tell he may need a good cry because his voice constantly cracks and he swallows a lot more and small thing like that

Pony and Soda work with him post book to just have a good cry every once in a while because it doesn’t mean he’s any less than, it just means he needs to let it out sometimes

Soda always gives him back rubs after because the tension from the anxiety gets to him. Pony just talks to him because Pony has a way with words

All three of them enjoy cuddling though and when one is upset, the other two are absolutely making a cuddle puddle where the anxious one is in the middle and the other two just hold onto the person in the middle

WOOF-that was longer than I meant haha/I hope these are good!

[nerdy-prudes-must-age-regress]

Been getting back in the starkid mindspace so im throwing headcannons at you (i hope you’re catching them)

Npmd jocks because why not

Kyle:

- (not regression related) dyslexic & audhd, also has tourettes

- regresses not as old as max but not at young as jason (3-6)

- kitty & fox regressor

- is such a cartoon baby. He is constantly watching a show, any cg hes ever had had to place him further away from the tv screen.

- loves coloring. He does it together with jason all the time, and usually uses crayons.

- his favourite food is candy. He will eat candy and his cg will have to drag it out of his hands.

- VERY emotional. He will cry very quickly if anything goes wrong. Doesnt survive the tummy aches.

- loves story time. He likes when someone reads to him because hes very bad at reading (when regressing and also when not regressing). Likes to drift to sleep to someone talking

- sometimes speaks just gibberish. He has a high amount of energy, so sometimes hes basically ‘non verbal’ but in the way of just blabbering.

- didnt know what age/pet regression was until max told him about it. Then did research and realised he himself liked to regress.

- was THE cg for a while, then started regressing himself. Stayed both a cg and a regressor.

- sleeps with a light on. Also gets his cg to check under the bed and in the closet.

- has a chewie he constantly chews on. Its a little lego block on a necklace, and he loves it, it calms him down.

Max:

- (not regression related) adhd & dyslexia. Also has had a knee problem for a while, hasnt told anyone except kyle and jason.

- regresses the oldest (7-9)

- puppy regressor

- absolutely adores games. Playing fetch, rolling around a soccer ball, playing tag, hide and seek, etc.

- doesnt like puzzles. It reminds him of school work.

- such cute regression energy. He will bite you but so softly and in such a cute way.

- throws big tantrums, but doesnt cry a lot. He survives those tummy aches.

- doesnt want to go to bed and acts energetic until he just suddenly falls asleep.

- eats his vegetables because he wants to be ‘cool’ and ‘grown up’

- was actually the first one to tell the other two he regressed. The two noticed he was acting weird recently, and after throwing a tantrum he blurted it out.

- isnt a cg, bc he knows hes not the best. Worried he will become easily angered when being a cg, he doesnt wanna be mean to his friends

- sleeps in the dark ‘like a strong boy’

- will bite through any chewies, so he uses other stim toys, like pop its and such

Jason:

- (not regression related) autism and anxiety. Also has chronic fatigue, so he really suffers after those football practices.

- regresses the youngest (1-3)

- Bunny & deer regressor

- non verbal little baby. Usually has a paci

- loves hiding under a blanket. Hes usually dragging a blanket around. Also loves pillow & blanket forts.

- colors together with kyle, usually uses finger paints.

- hides when upset. Will absolutely curl up into a little ball.

- almost only eats bland foods. Bread, pasta, maybe some fruits, but thats it.

- already regressed before knowing max did, but didnt actually know. He had moments where he would hide under his blankets and go non verbal, but didnt know it was regression.

- when hes a cg its such gentle parenting. Hes soft about everything, he holds the little baby so gently.

- loves to sleep with soft music or a lullaby.

- sleeps with glow in the dark stars on the ceiling

- such a little giggly baby. Will laugh at any peekaboo attempt ever.

Sorry this is SO MUCH, i just LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

Anyways, your trusty 🐾 anon out!!

MY BABIESSS ARUGG

[try-set-me-on-fire]

oooo secret caretaking pls <3

Secret caretaking has been answered here, may I tempt you instead with food poisoning? Eddie eats some slightly sketchy leftovers (Buck warned him not to) the day before he turns 35 and faces the consequences. Fic would open on mostly the aftermath of that, Buck home from the shift Eddie had to skip and talking on the phone with Bobby updating him that Eddie’s feeling mostly better and should be up for the party tomorrow. Eddie’s grumpy (he doesnt even like birthday parties for himself anyway) (his tummy hurts) (buck’s making fun of him) and they’re, you know, buck and Eddie and dumb and flirty and sappy while they go to sleep. In the morning he only half wakes up when Buck takes Chris to school, fully wakes up with no one in the house and decides he wants a greasy fast food burger (fuck you tummy) (its his birthday he can do what he wants).

When he gets back from that journey he notices Chimney’s car is there, he and Maddie were going to come over to help with party set up, and he kind of wishes it was just going to be him and Buck for a while because he still kinda feels like shit and also it is his birthday and he’d like some time alone with his hot boyfriend but. Whatever. Walks into the kitchen and Buck tries to say something but Eddie just walks up and kisses him and Bucks like a little frantically wide eyed and says they have guests and Eddie’s like fuck Maddie and Chimney they can avert their delicate eyes and goes in for another kiss but Buck like physically turns his head to look to the kitchen table and Helena and Ramon are sitting there. Eddie (still hasn’t come out to his parents) (was kissing buck) (he’s too recently food poisoned for all of this) is like…………………………… hi mom and dad………………………………… what are you doing here……………………………….. the family party isn’t till Sunday……………………………………

Turns out they decided to come in early to at least say hi on his actual birthday and are now like. Why didn’t you tell us about this. Why didn’t you tell us about any of this? I thought we were doing better I thought you trusted us? Why are you keeping this part of your life from us? Because it seems pretty fucking serious, Buck was here alone and answered the door like he owns the place. Unless this is just some fling? And Eddie (he was FOOD POISONED like YESTERDAY) (it’s his fucking birthday) is like no. No i’m so fucking serious about this. I’m going to marry this man.

And Buck looks like weirdly upset about this and Eddie puts together that he thinks he’s just saying that to prove some point to his parents and Eddie’s like fuck. Oh my god. Stop that. And he opens a kitchen drawer and pulls out the velvet box he hid there (like 3 fucking weeks ago) and is like how have you not used the cheese grater ONCE in the last month. I hid it next to your most used utensil. You were going to pull it out while making dinner it was going to be so romantic. And buck is like (weakly) I’ve been enjoying the texture that the microplane gives the Parmesan. And Eddie’s like (dreadfully in love) (god he wants to lay down) you’re so fucking weird. The cheese grater literally has a side that does that. And Buck’s like yes. Yes I’ll marry you.

And Eddie’s like somehow surprised by that and Buck’s like crying laughing and says I’m so sorry mr and Mrs Diaz please just look away and kisses him, and Eddie’s like okay cool i feel like shit I’m going to go eat this stupid burger in my bed (fries are cold by now) (cold fries are disgusting) (he’s not happy about it). Mom dad you can stay for the party if you want. Or not. Bye. And Maddie and Chimney who have just been here witnessing all this are like. Hysteric. Gleeful. Absolutely texting several group chats rapid fire updates. Buck follows to check on him a few minutes later and they’re sappy again and and Buck says happy birthday before heading back out. The end!

[gumuiso]

(sorry if this is annoying OP u don't gotta answer if u don't want to, but I've decided to offer to play tuoys with ur cutiepie Rouxls because augh my precious little blue boi... no pressure, tho! Only if u think it would be fun!)

Hey, so ik it was just Rouxls's birthday and all but. I don't think he should ever be without access to cake and his is prooobably all gone now, so I'm gonna bake him one... does he have any preferences? Flavors, fillings decorations, anything really... dw, I'm stocked up on plenty of worms ;)

OOH, that reminds me... how did the worms I got him for his bday go over? I'm not into them myself, but I made sure to get the good stuff... top grade, assuredly a heritage breed known for being juicy and flavorful, apparently even free range... that barrel should keep his tummy full for quite a while, just be sure to keep them well fed! The website said to just put some food or yard waste in the top every now and then to keep them healthy and happy, and therefore at their tastiest :) I just hope he likes them... give him a lil smooch on the forehead for me, will you please?

(its not annoying at all! quite the opposite, it puts the biggest smile on my face :sob:)

worms are priority. you can play around mild flavors, hed be sensitive to stronger ones. i dont think he likes lava cakes either. hes worried for his clothing too much

the barrel. THE BARREL oh dont mention. i cant let his head explode out of ideas of what to do with them. and it isnt even gone in 10% yet, it may take itty bitty longer to empty it. also that tip is actually good!! but bold of you to assume he doesnt already know about that /silly

thank you for your kindness, we both appreciate you very much sniff.. i am telepathically sending him a forehead kiss right now

[drpeppertummy]

ok some actual tummy-oriented sunny thoughts of varying steaminess haphazardly cobbled together from discord messages (bc thats where all my thoughts get thunk)

thinkin about sunny & executive dysfunction. thinkin about sunny wanting to get up & make himself some dinner so bad but he just Cannot. i would never project onto him what are you talking about. for as much as he overeats i think sunny finds himself in that predicament often too. cant make himself get up. or sometimes he'll be in too much of a Mental State™️ to eat

his belly rumbles at the sight or mention of food unless hes like already stuffed. he is Utterly Cartoonish

if sunny falls asleep with his belly out laurie & carrie & dave are gonna try to draw on it. it doesnt work well bc hes so hairy but theyre trying. big marker. maybe some paint if they got it lyin around. maybe some stickers. its a miracle he doesnt feel it. he doesnt mind til he has to get cleaned up & then if theres paint & stickers instead of just marker its all caught in his belly hair

ive always got sunny on the tummy end but i think he gives excellent tummy rubs. surprisingly gentle & tender. any time lauries tummy hurts shes in good hands. he enjoys givin her tummy rubs as much as she enjoys receiving them bc shes all soft & warm & nice to touch. sometimes he'll start kneading like a cat & shes like❔ but thats usually when her tummys Not Upset so she doesnt mind. sometimes its kinda nice

thinking about sunny hangin out with [noise-sensitive friend]. i think if he realized his loud nasty burps were bothering them hed try to keep them quiet but hes not very good at it so he might also try to hold them in & swallow em back down. but then his bellys getting so rumbly hes makin a bunch of noise either way. i think inevitably tho its gonna become Too Much for his tummy & such a big ones gonna come out that it startles the both of em. for once in his life sunnys a little embarrassed about a burp

sunnys the type to wiggle around on purpose if he has a sloshy tummy. he amuses himself. will push his belly in & out to make it make a noise

thinking about the way his mood changes when he doesnt feel good. normally hes rowdy & loud & silly & mischievous & annoying but if his belly hurts he gets quiet & sad & he just wants 2 be held gentle & cuddled. surefire way to know if somethins up with sunny is when hes quiet. tummyache is Least Worst scenario bc then hes just all soft n cuddly until it goes away. as opposed to other situations where he might be scared or upset or moody

[tiny sunny] i think tiny sunny would be so dumb about food. hed be like "duh i can eat a grape its just a grape🙄" without considering that a grape is now the size of his entire torso & double down on it & try to keep eating until no more would fit. & he would need the Worlds Gentlest Tummy Rub but So careful bc his tummy hurts. & feels like a grape . &he will not learn from it💖 his takeaway from the experience will prob just be that someone held him gentle & rubbed his tummy for a while & therefore trying to eat an entire grape was not so bad actually

[tiny sunny] thinking.about laurie (playfully) tormenting tinysunny by putting him in various silly little jails. shed stop if he was really unhappy about it but mostly shes just Buggin Him. he cant argue bc all he does is Bug Her. hes in his little like lego enclosure yelling HEY. HEY. CAN I HAVE SOME CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! banging a paperclip against the bars loud as fuck until she gives him treats [MEAN] what if he was like soo hungrie & she put the cheece just out of reach. tryin 2 grab it. tummy growlin. gonna get himself all wedged between the bars but he doesnt care . Cheese Time🤤 tummy fulla cheese got him even more wedged in there He Doesnt Care hes just gonna fall asleep like that

[tiny sunny] i think he would let laurie cram him into barbie clothes that barely fit. certainly dont fit after dinner. hed have that velcro poppin open

[gallavich-headcanon]

okay so ive been on tiktok for what feels like hours rn and had an ungodly amount of knights pop up on my fyp for some reason, so...

medieval times au!

mickey being forced to go to a work gathering thing, the bosses said its to build morale and help them get along with their coworkers. they deem medieval times to be the best place for that, theres entertainment, excitement and food, whats better to bring people together?

its all nonsense to mickey, he goes to work to get payed not make friends but whatever, the bosses are paying for all the food and drinks theyll have so he might as well go just to get his tummy full.

for ian its just another day at work, sure its not the most common position to have but he likes it - being a knight at medieval times that is. it helps bring people out of their daily worries and into a different world for some time and not just the audience, ian too feels like hes transported into another place entirely when he deems on his helmet.

this package includes:

begrudging, somewhat shy (he doesnt like to be the center of attention) audience member mickey

confident, flirty (almost cocky) knight ian

crush at first sight

ian giving mickey the rose (maybe? im not exactly sure what happens at medieval times but i think i heard somewhere that a knight gives a rose to an audience member jdbxjx)

thats all i have for now but im curious if you have any thoughts maybeee

Oh it took me so long to realize you mean like a modern place where they pretend to be in medieval times and not actually medieval times hahaha

Oh my God, I love this so much this has so much potential! I know absolutely nothing I’ve never been in a place like this but I love this AU already !

What if Ian is a knight that has to do this role-play with kids and usually he just picks girl to be a princess, but when his eyes land on this grumpy and cute guy, he can’t help himself,and he makes Mickey his princess?

The only thing that I know about places like this (thank you Gilmore girls) is that they’re not allowed to break character under any circumstances! They must talk like their character and not use modern things like phone or pens.

What if they keep running into each other everywhere? Like not on purpose, neither one is actively looking for the other, but any activity Mickey goes to Ian is somehow there.

Oh and I need there to be a dual of some sort of course!

PLEASE TELL ME MORE MARS 🖤

[guzmawife]

duuude i forgot i have free will and can post whatever here. thinking about stuff for michael and i: i think we live in new york i feel like it makes sense. he talks like hes from new york (as far as cartoons put it) except we live in those cramped apartments that have the bathroom in the kitchen and the kitchen in the bedroom. we are paying 3k a month for this apartment. he moved into my place since hes small and can pretty much be anywhere although i have to accommodate for his size in my house so smaller tools and such. he probably showers in the sinks like a baby. (✿◠‿◠) and uses shot glasses as regular cups. since hes small he also needs to keep a jog to match my pace (he has no issue with this, hes a singer he can manage his breathing rlly well). if we are walking side by side but sometimes i put him in my bag or pocket if he doesnt want to walk or if the street is crowded. i would sew pockets for him on some of my clothes so he can hang with me. his family/he probably lived in a corny cartoon mouse hole apartment before moving in with me, meaning i would never be able to come over Because im a fully grown adult cat. and we would probably have the conversation. “do your parents know im a cat……….” and he’d be like (⌒_⌒;) nnnnnoo… and then he would take me to them anyway and shit would be awkward. theyre all sitting On the table and im sitting in a chair sticking out like a sore thumb. then when we get home i yell at him for putting me in an uncomfortable situation. his parents are like why would you bring us a cat. you have a death wish dont you. (he is really good at almost dying frequently). i dont think i would ever genuinely kill or eat him bc i like like him. (im not ready to say the L word ok we will get there.) but i think i would tease him about it and be like. Michael. you look delicious today. and he’d say heh.. tha- What. Run that by me again. then i would pretend to not know what hes talking about and rub my tummy evily. this isnt about vore. i think physical intimacy would be an interesting topic because as of now i dont know much of what that would entail. he would probably crawl up my shirt and piss me off either to tickle me or to spook me since im scared of bugs and am always hyper aware of any small feeling on my body. we can kiss like normal i think. i think i would end up being really starved for hugs due to his size (╥_╥) theres no solution to that. we can cuddle like normal also and i think that would be the most common way for us to share physical affection since. theres Not much else. theres some other stuff but i dont wanna talk about actual sex. its possible but im too shy to talk about that. im not even sexually attracted to him i would just need my own Assistance. id let him assist meSorry sorry dont read that dont think about it sorry. sorry. enough about animal sex um what else. i think even thou he is small (sorry about 90 percent of this text being about size difference. its a young relationship ok ive not much time to think of our dynamics) he would still make efforts to do big animal things for me like making food or cleaning up. taking care of him isnt very hard he eats 1/4 of whatever i eat. i dont know what my job is in this world. maybe im still a college student. i think his music career supports us and i probably have a shitty weekend job (thanks seth macfarlane for having an entire discography so now i can say my mouse lover is a genuine music artist and it makes sense. not that making sense is important. i can imagine anything.) but later on i will probably earn a medical job and maybe we move into a better more spacious apartment. i think i still am an artist here but it has no relevance to our development. im also a lazy slob but when im clean im Clean. he doesnt really care hes not a clean freak but he will diss me a little if it gets out of hand Which is probably Necessary. he needs more discipline than me thou just in a general sense. hes very much irresponsible with his money and so am i tbh but i have more self control compared to him. tumblr is silencing me.. meow..

[community-cope]

-His favourite food is boiled potatoes (he actually likes avacados better but hes not allowed to have them)

-If he had superman powers hed solve all the worlds crime within minutes

-He was once madly in love with the potted cactus, ive never seen him happier

-If he doesnt have his utility belt hes completely miserable

-If he doesnt have his hair gel hes completely miserable

-If he doesnt have his staff hes completely miserable

-He is miserable most of the time

-His 5 core emotions are perfectionism, paranoia, craziness, obsession, and controlling

-Rivals include kid flash, speedy, gizmo, slade, and any of starfires love interests

-He inherited all his nepobaby knowledge and mansplaining skills from bruce wayne OBVIOUSLY

-He owns a really cool motorcycle

-His weaknesses include stubbing his toe, paper cuts, runny noses, tummy aches, strong gusts of wind, anything to hot, anything too cold, anything over 5 pounds, anything too spicy, charlie horses, mosquito bites, athletes foot, rug burns, the color yellow, and silk

-He wrote a book called THE RULES OF ROBIN with probably 1000 rules

-He actually went back and time to train break dancing for 6 years to win the justice league dance competition so technically hes like in his early 20s from season 7 ep 1 onward

-All he really wants is love :( he keeps getting pummeled but his perseverance is astonishing

You cant tell me that's not a feminine delicate figure

@ttgrobincult

THE LORE IT HAS ARRIVED!!! click to read it lmao. it took a long time to compile this use it for all the fics you want.

height: 5’ 3”

favorite band: bel biv de voe

ethnicity is up for debate. leprechaun at one point. babylonian. just some white guy

fiscally conservative, politically who knows (factgot)

has several therapists

childhood room was an actual hole in the wall

he wears ass padding💔

24/7 schizoposting (aka psychosis)

anti british

listens to smooth jazz exclusively

he’s ambidextrous

has a notably low amount of love interests: mostly just starfire, and one ep ish of: blackfire, batgirl, wonder girl, that tree, and the one girl that stood him up during a date

is canonically a twin btw (ignore that he absorbed the twin and it lives in his eye tho)

had his first kiss with a tree

has killed and will kill again

really bad graphic design

both inferiority and superiority complex

has an office job?

smells like SHIT

his pet peeve is the little slurping straw noise

ugly as fuck

somewhere from 15-18, younger than cyborg confirmed

really good at makeup. like really good.

[konata-izumi-kinny-writes]

Mario x GN! Reader Hcs

Sfw (with a mention of NSFW and injury)

Huge on PDA, doesn't matter whos watching

Very energetic, sometimes you run out of energy before him and he doesn't realize until you practically collapse on a nearby bench or smth

Mario accidentally scares you by jumping over or in front of you. He feels bad after tho.

Randomly kisses you, could be long and passionate, or short and sweet, depends on the situation

Like Luigi, he's very loving to you and likes cuddles

Will try to flirt with you to no end, sometimes the pickup lines are good and sometimes they're so bad you just die laughing

His favorite dates are usually anything having to do with food, but he's fine as long as your'e happy

If he finds a power up like a bell or the bee powerup from Super Mario Galaxy (or the super crown), he will BEG you to try it so he can see how adorable you look

TRY ON A BALLGOWN OR ANY POOFY DRESS HE WILL DIE OF A NOSE BLEED

Peach gets kidnapped less bc now Bowser is focused on you, however Mario doesn't mind asl long as saving you earns him a kiss (or more ifyouknowwhatimsayin *insert lenny face here*)

Squishes your tummy (unless you're not comfortable with that)

BODY👏 POSITIVITY👏 ALL👏 AROUND👏

Your fat italian boyfriend loves you for who you are no matter what you look like.

Puts his arm on your waist at random, but mostly in public

Will try to make you laugh at random (usually it works)

If you're sad, he'll try making your favorite food to help you feel better, if that doesnt work, flowers. And if that doesn't work either, he will carry you to bed and snuggle until you feel better enough to talk about it. He won't force you though.

Also like Luigi, Mario will love and cherish any gift you give him

Sometimes Mario comes back from his adventures injured, could be minor or major but either way you might wanna help him

One time you had to help him to the hospital, it was NOT pretty.

One time when he jumped he landed weirdly and twisted his ankle.

Speaking of medical situations, this boi will help you with any injury you get. He hears on yelp of pain out of you and hes already grabbing the band-aids (with mlp patterns on them UuU)

Although he loves animals he wants to wait until you two marry to actually have a pet

Speaking of pets, he gives you random pet names like "Princess", "Amoré", "Sweetie", etc.

But of course with every relationship, theres some flaws

He eats your leftovers

He snores louder than Luigi

Sometimes he rolls on top of you while you sleep and almost suffocates you, bc lets face it hes thicc (but chubby boys are cute sooooo)

Sometimes teases you but makes sure not to go to far

If he does, (which almost never happens but lets just say it does) he immediately drops everything to comfort you.

Aight yall thats it, requests are open so if you want to request anything, go ahead and do so (just follow the rules pls ;u;)

Thanks For Reading

:D

[safetycar-restart]

Awwww poor Lando being so poorly over the Brazil GP. He'd just be constantly at your side demanding cuddles because he's ill making the most adorable whines when you have to leave the cuddle puddle to eat and Pee!

Aw yeah, I completely forgot lando had food poisoning the poor thing!! I love this idea though because he absolutely deserves this.

Firstly, lando is the clingiest, whiniest person ever when he's sick, acting like being away from you for two seconds is a mortal sin the likes of which the world has never seen before.

You really do feel for him though, because he's feeling so awful. He can barely keep food down and has the most awful tummy ache and really he just wants to curl up with you and be looked after he finally feels better.

But he can't do that because it's a race weekend which means he really can't afford to be sick.

You know it's really bad when he willingly skips media day. Lando would never do that unless he had no choice.

So for the entire of Thursday, you're lando's personal caregiver. Of course mclaren wanted at least his trainer to be with him, but preferably a nurse.

Lando refuses that though, because while he's really clingy with you when he's sick, he also wants absolutely no one else. He can't think of anything worse than having some random nurse following him while he feels so bad.

You're also the only person he'll actually listen to? No amount of begging or threatening will get lando to swallow the nausea medication his trainer holds out to him, but you just have to smile and offer him head pats afterwards and he takes them without any complaint.

So in the end mclaren just give up and instead order tons of medicine and water and plain foods to lando's hotel room and trust that you'll make sure he's alright.

To lando's credit, he does try his best to eat and drink everything you give him. But he only does so because he knows the quicker he does, the sooner he can get more cuddles?

That's really all Lando wants. And he doesnt even want to watch any movies or listen to any music or even be on his phone. He literally just wants to lay in your arms and have you play with his hair. That's the only time he actually feels better.

He has improved by Friday morning, but if you had it your way he would have another day in bed. Of course Lando won't even consider that, absolutely refusing to miss a free practice session.

But he tells you that he can do it as long you're there? He basically spends the entire day in his drivers room or in the car. That's it.

And he drags you back to his hotel room the moment the day is finished. No hanging out with his friends or getting dinner or anything. Just right back to the hotel for more cuddles.

[moraygrotto]

ik you haven't really written anything for f/ire e/mblem in a while, but I just came across an older fic you wrote about d/imitri and I was wondering if you had any burping/stuffing headcanons for him?

YES YES YES FOREVER AND ALWAYS

- i very much hc diмitri as having sensory complications surrounding food; he canonically cannot taste (and hence often doesn't seem to enjoy eating), so he must rely on texture + smell. therefore, if he comes across a food that he DOES like, it's a huge deal :3

- his crest's effects and his lifestyle make his calorie + protein needs very high. he.... does not take the best care of himself, but when he DOES eat what amounts to a healthy portion for him it's a HUGE surprise to his dining partners, like "barely can conceive that so much could fit inside a person" level sizes

- again, he has trouble telling when he is hungry and full, but as he gets older he tries to experiment with such sensations and finds that depending on what he ate, being full of solid food can feel amazingly good. i can imagine him talking to his friends almost worried to bring it up before being reassured that yeah, most people really like the food at feasts + chances to eat a lot

- his Hopes support with Вernadetta has him going out to grab dinner alone late at night, which i LOVE as a hc. as prince he's usually made to eat with other people, practice proper manners, and spend most of his attention on conversation, but esp. as he gradually learns to value self-care he in turn wants to teach himself to enjoy food, savoring + giving himself time to process the experience of eating, and letting himself relax over something that's been just another tense part of his life

- SUPER fast metabolism!! if somebody were to actually remind him to eat whenever he's hungry and provide this food, they'd have a hard time keeping up

- his stomach capacity is also MASSIVE. usually he stops eating before his stomach is all the way full, but to actually fill his belly up with a food he likes the texture of, many a plateful would vanish into him

- if he's recently returned from a trip on which rations were very limited, his hunger might take over and have him devouring huge amounts of a feast until his body feels replenished

- growing up, he didnt get the full camaraderie of boyhood (i 100% headcanon him as trans but this stands either way since he is a prince) so he never learned how to belch on command; that doesnt mean he cannot let out some beautiful burps though. if he's around people he trusts or even alone, he'll still try to be polite about it, but you can hear how deep the rumbling is from inside his belly and chest. it's actually rather easy to startle or squeeze burps out of him; poking his tummy in the right spot is an easy way to get an unexpectedly majestic burp + one very blushy embarrassed boy

- he CANONICALLY likes watching fеlix eat in hopes oh my god. i think that's a common trait in faеrghus as a whole (esp since both уuri and sуlvain love watching īngrid eat) so if someone actually showed interest in watching diмitri fill himself up he would feel so loved!! even if he didnt enjoy the food he would make sure to eat plenty if it would make his dining partners happy

- that being said, he has trouble sensing when he's full, so if he ever really committed to eating a lot he probably would not stop until he was in physical pain 😢 he'd reluctantly accept help at that point especially if it inhibited his ability to stand up and move around

- not fully a kink hc but in spite of his hesitation toward food he loves hot drinks; anything with a nice smell like chamomile is good, plus its a personal hc of mine that he enjoys richer drinks like hot cocoa; he really appreciates the thickness + the feeling that something substantial is sliding down his throat. having a belly full of warm liquid is something really easy to feel + be pleased by; after a long day in the cold he likes being so effortlessly full and warmed

- hard turn from the last bullet point but his body is quite resistant to poison; chances are if you feed him something poisoned he won't throw it up but will just process it fully, enduring its effects while his digestive system churns it through.

- patting his back/chest and kneading his tummy WILL help him get burps up so well. if he's genuinely comfortable enough to let someone take care of him this WILL work

[strawbxrryneptune]

Haha hi there. Hood MHA anon back again.

Could you maybe give us just a crumb of Hood Shinso? Or maybe something about the Dekusquad? I am loving every bit that you are putting out there!

Omg Hood!anon welcome back !!

♡♡

Hood!Shinsou is a dream, man. He's so chill, but also really fucking scary. He doesn't really get into any shit and he's actually really smart and good with business, but his goonies be getting around. Everyone knows him, and I mean everyone. Different hoods know him, even the ones in completely different areas.

He packs and ships lots of really fucked up shit. He doesn't ask questions, though, just does his job and gets out. No ones really fucks with him cause of the people hes around. He's literally besties with a cold blooded killer and is just like,, yeah, he's killed like thousands of people, but he makes the best shrimp tacos, so it cancels out.

No, Shinsou, it doesn't.

Hes looooooooves lap dances, yo.

And you could literally he wearing anything and he'd fucking ask for one.

Pull up to his crib with a mf purple dino onesie, he's putting some R&B on and looking at you with those sleepy eyes, crooking a finger towards his lap.

Just imagine him sitting on an arm chair, legs spread, head tilted back, watching you move in circles above him. Eventually he gets too worked up and grabs you by the hips, kicking off his pants and sliding his cock inside you, standing up and railing you with your arms crossed behind your back, holding your elbows for leverage.

He plays basketball. That's it. Bye.

SIKE

Hes the mf who pulls up to the park in a black shirt, purple basketball shorts, some nikes and a chain with his own basketball, and it's a random park so they dont know who he is, but this mf rocks their shit, beat all of em and at the end hes drenched in sweat, grinning while they cuss him out, and he'll come home and celebrate his win by feasting on you for hours, then taking you out for ice cream.

♡♡

Hood!Deku is a menace to society. He's the mf who you're like,, uhhhh?? He looks a little too soft to be a hood rat??

And you're not wrong.

He can't like,, do the violence part. Hes too sweet for it, but hes top tier at manipulation and money handling.

He has a rottweiler named Razor.

He can talk himself out of anything.

Calls you Mama and/or Chica/Chico unironically it's so annoying but also hot ?? Idk you're down bad

Fucking. Loves. Chub.

If you're on the skinnier side hes in love with you either way, it's honestly more like the bare, unmarked skin of your tummy that gets him going, but bonus point if he has something to grab onto while fucking you into the new year.

Every thing is separated into gangs. His gang (Dekusquad) is Green, Bakugou (Bakusquad) is Orange, so on and so forth.

It's like the bloods and crips

So if you're wearing his color, even if it's a bandanna? Wheeeeew

One time you showed to the fourth of July barbeque in a green top and some black shorts, and they had to pry him away from the grill before he burnt everything cause he could not keep his eyes off of you.

He thought he was good till yall went down to the pool and you had on a green swim suit.

Literally fucked you in the locker room. You were in the changing stalls bouncing on his dick while he grabbed onto your hips, muffling his moans into your shoulder.

Had to go home early cause he kept sucking marks into your stomach and ass, and you're wearing a bathing suit so obv its gonna show.

You've made him cream his pants before just by touching yourself, That's how in love with you he is.

Just seeing you cum made him bust so hard.

I'm talking toe curling, back arching, mind numbing pleasure wracking through this mans body.

Has no shame.

Will drone on and on about how good you taste, how hot you are, until someone zones back into the conversation and is like YEOOOO CHILL

♡♡

Bye cause Tsuyu in the hood is just,,woah. She's like really fucking smart so she made it out of the hood, but she comes back every month and brings back random shit from all the trips she goes on with her abroad program. Went to fucking Paris and brought everyone snacks and little Eiffel Tower toys.

She doesnt forget where she came from, though. She pulls up with shit for all the aunties and uncles, the cousin, everyone lmao. Makes the best food tbh, if she comes in time for the barbeque shes making everything except for burgers and hotdogs, which is Deku's thing. Bakugou is on chicken and rib duty, and Todoroki has the egg salad. That shit slaps, man.

She brings you back from one of her trips. Everyone warms up to you immediately, you're part of the family now.

You get threatened like once a week by Mineta, who no one likes, hes getting jumped constantly but he just keeps coming back. Hes the biggest leech, its crazy.

Tsuyu is super attentive, and even tho this a quirkiness au and she ain't a frog shes a god with her tongue. Will make you see stars.

Could not give a shit about her pleasure, like will push you away most of time cause you're the most important, but when you do get to eat her out/fuck her ???

Ugh it's amazing, the sounds she makes are heavenly, her thighs shaking around your head, her dark hair splayed out on the pillow as she screams your name.

♡♡

[gayspock]

ok im into generations

right so i wasnt sute about this one bc ok as ive said im not a huge tng fan + combine that with what ive heard about kirk in this one im kinda really scared 3:

also update: we got to order indian which my family usually arent onboard with but... :3 idc... im enjoying it yammy yammyyyyyyy

CAN I ALSO SAY. IM THE FUNNIEST BITCH EVER FOR WATCHING TREK TO STOP BIRTHDAY BLUES AND IT JUST MAKING ME EMO AS HELL ANYWAYS

hi oh MY GOD SHES SO PRRTTY OHHHH MY GODDDD HIII DEMORA HIII GIRLLIEEEE

also god ... this one makes me emo FUCK OFF THE END OF UNDISCOVERED CPUNTRY MADE ME FUCKING EMO GOD FUCKING HELL

god seriously though im trying not to be emo im meant to be watching these to not be emo but it does make me sad sometimes even watching stories like these thinking about where im gonna be if i make it to my 60s onwards like kirk + knowing i wont even have enterprise moments to look back on something something i never lived instead there was just a sad little hollow existence ... you guysknow what i mean. i wish i could be in the stars forever....

also it is funny how like so many of the trek movies are about how washed up kirk is its so fucking funny like we've been doing this bit since motion picture LOL

A

ALSO WAIT

HANG ON

CONNOR?

CONNOR JUMPSCARE CONNOR ROY JUMPSCARE

fucking connor typica- TIM RUSS?

if theres one thing about tim russ is that he'll be in a star trek showw or movie it doesnt even matter any more-

hi guinan . what the dickens.

also guys i ate too much food tummy hurt

also woag... 78 years later

ALSO YOU GUYS ARE ALL TAKING THE MICK LIKE "DONT TELL ME TUESDAY" WELL CAPTAIN CONNOR ROY DIDNT WANNA GO AFTER THEM KNOWING WHAT HE KNEW ABOUT THE SHIP YOU GUYS JUST BUGGERED OFF

come on kirk lets go girlie

the enterrprise is seriously like the pear wiggler

uhm

uhm

ehrm

NO SERIOUSLY IMAGINE BEING SCOTTY HERE ANDTHEY JUST LOSE KIRK

OH GOD IMAGINE BEING CAPTAIN CONNOR ROY. sorry i dont remember his seriouss name

oh fucking hell oh god WHY DID YOU GUYS DO THIS. JESUS FU CKING CHRIST. THIS IS SUCH A HARROWING END I... GOOD FUCKING HEAVENS . LIKE EVN THOUGH I KNOW HES SOMEHOW OKAY I CANT FATHOM IT FOR EVERYONE ELSE. JESUS.

HI WORF

HI RIKER

HI GEORDI

HI TROI

HI CRUSHER

HI DATA

.... hi picard. i guess. 😒

SORRY I FORGOT SHIT I ACTUALLY DO MISS THEM.

also god everyone can we be hoenst i did start to not like data as much not so much because of the show but basically just existing in fan space kind of really started to ruin him as a character for me but i will be honest him pushing bevs into the water and everyone being mad bc he just tried to match their energy yeah okay i feel that data sniff okay

ALSO PICARD SNAPPING. I LIKE IT WHEN HES A CUNT FRANKLY. I HATE IT WHENEVER THEY TRY TO MIDDLE GROUND IT WITH HIM. LOSER BEHAVIOUR. HES BEST WHEN HES FUCKING HORRIBLE TO PEOPLE AND I STAND BY THAT NO ON ELSE GETS ME

so is this where they find kirk

you know whats fucked up is spock is still alive somewhere ... ugh thatbreaks my heart SORRY. [looks shy] LIKE ... I ASSUME KIRK DIES BEFORE THE END OF THE MOVIE SO THEY NEVER MEET AGAIN FUCKING FINE DOES ANYONE TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENED THOUGH I'M- im going to kill myself

fucking hell though imagine if you pulled

YAAAYYY SPOOIT HI SPOT HIS PSOT BABY HIII SPOT HIIII SPOT HI BABY HI SPOTHIS SPOT

FUCK OFF

BRING SPOT BACK

CAN WE GET A SPOT CAM

i'll kms

oh god fucking- I FORGOT EMOTION CHIP WAS IN THIS FUCKING MOVIE. KILL YOUTSELVES. I HATE THIS. ITS BEYOND THE WORST FUCKIGN FECISION YVOEU EVE SORRY IM SEEING RED THIS IS WEHY I SHOULDTA HEV WATHCE ok breathe im breathing im normal im in and out breathing

he doesnt keep it thoughdoes he like

ugh

i feel like there is a way to do the emotion chip imagine if theyused it as a metaphor forlike.. masking, maybe and it really just made it all the worse for him and he rejected it bc he- YOU KNOW HES HAD EMOTIONS ALL ALONG THEYRE JUST NO THTE SAME AS YOURS ... I HATE MY LIFE I HATE ALL OF- BONG

me: gosh golly i mean how can i articulate my emotions regarding the emotion chip

also this cunt soran is just dickin about innit also do i just recognise him ta clockwork orange posters (has never seen the actual movie) where else have i seen him has he just got a face on him or what

NO DATA IS SO REAL FOR THIS WHO DOESNT REMEMBER SOMETHING 10 BILLION YEARS AGO AND HAVE A RIGHT GIGGLE

also you'd think regarding the data chip there'd be more of a fuss about him sticking it in considering what occurred to lore

GOD

THE WAY GEORDI DOESNT EVEN FIND HIM FUNNY. CLASSIC. AS IT SHOULD BE. THATS NOT OUR DATA IS IT NOW.

thatbing said im also a little sad like hes just learnt humour ITS RATHER NOVEL TO HIM . SORRY IF THAT MAKES ME SICK TO DEFEND IT.

okay there we go a complicat- JESUS THAT SUBTLE EFFECT ON HIS MOUTH THAT WAS SCARY DONTDO THAT EEEK HEAVENS

OH GOOD HEAVENS

THIS TIME IN: DATA LEARNS WHAT FEAR IS

THATS SO FUNNY SORRY i shouldnt laugh

eek.

you know what thats also funny to think about how like picard and such would have like super HD pics of them as kids do you know what i mean because when i see older people i think god theres only shitty pics of you when you were little bc cameras wont commonpla-

uhm

sorry picard is crying

i feel uncomfortable

dont fucking do that im a capricorn i w

oh jesus what the fuck . oh good fucking heavens i . I FUCKING HELL CAN I SAY IF I WAS A COUNSELOR LIKE TROI I'D KILL MYSELF A MILLION TIMES IM SO UNCOMFORTABL PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME

OH DEAR LORD

"the closest i'd get to having a child of my own" wyou've got some juice in you old man come on get fucking then

UGH OF COURSE PICARD HAS SOME FUCKING GRANDIOSE FUCKING FAMILY LINE. WHY. i thought it made more sense him being a smalltown little farmer or whatever. ANYWAY HE SHOULD BE LIKE ME. MY GRANDAD DROVE LORRIES FOR ASDA.

anyway what i was sayinh oh yes the pictures its strange i guess thinking about them being so farin the future sometimes when it comes to little things

what i will say is the second a klingon woman shows up with brilliant cleavage im like on my knees begging and i dont even know what for half the time im just like [whining noise] .. uhm. god i hope people dont read these lbs anyways

can we be nice to geordi for once- MORE NORMALYOU'LL END UP ON YOUR ASS CUNT

YEESH

CUNTYOU KLNOW WHATS ABNORMAL IS YOUR FUCKING HAIRLINE ITS GIVING JEFF WINGER FROM COMMUNITY sorry

GEORDI IS MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND

if i was data and i was feeling emotions for the first time i'd be crying throwing up being sick gaspig for geordi. i know this because im doing it anyways and im not even involved really

OKAY NO YEAH

YEAH ME TOO

I'D BE LIKE KMS JUST DO IT I HATE THIS SO ME BESTIE

PICARD

PICARD LET HIM FUCKING GO BEDDY BYES AREGHGHHH

also again me watching trek movies to escape my existential dread but good heavens every single time they get super existential wrt time and whatnot STOP IT. QUIT IT OUT

"the only engineer in starfleet that doesnt go to engineering" HELP LEA HIM AL-GJA0-GKAGKS[DGOSD[GOSDG

I JUST. LOVE. SCANNING FOR LIFE FORMS

ok his cute little doo doo doo okay

THESE KLINGON WOMAN SO HOT

god it wouldnt be a star trek movie if we didnt blow the shit out of the enterprise

dont get me wrong her hair is gorgeous still but ugh i wish troi got to have her little curlie whirlies

i need the klingon woman to

sorry

stop sentence

im

theyve exploded now so i'll behave

also we're like an hour in and kirk hasnt reappeared which makes this hysterically funny if theyre going to have him pop up again for 0,2 seconds and then axe him like jesus christ way to kill him off thats so funny like is any of this worth it im bewildered

TBY THE WAY THE ENTERPRISE CRASHING IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE I SWEAR DOWN THEYVE REUSED THE SAME FOOTAGE OF IT CRASHING AND THEN CUTTING INTO ALL THE DRAMA ON THE SHIP ITSELF BUT LIKE, DOES IT MAKE SENSE THE FOOTAGE OF THE SHIP ITSELF ON THE EXTERIOR VIEW WILL BE LOOPING ITS POSITION HELP

also i said it earlier but i cant tell if soran(?) actually does look like jeff rom community or if im just focussing on the hairline am i crazy

HANG ON I WENT TO GOOGLE TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE THOUGHT IT AND THE CUNT WAS IN COMMUNITY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON ABOUT

WHEN

I MEAN GRANTED IM TALKING MORESO ABOUT THE RESEMLANCE WITH HIM IN THIS MOVIE RATHER THAN HIM BEING OLDERHANG ON7

CAPTAIN picard waking up in - oh my god............. this is scary

NO THIS IS SCARY IM TERRIFIED

DONT DO THAT

ITHIS IS SCARTY

IM SCARED OF CHILDREN LOVING THEIR FATHERS

whos his wifey okay

generic woman thats so funny . kill yourself beverly crusher

rene ... sorry its so easy to forget picard is literally FRENCH with a BRITISH accent. double homicide. christ

hi guinan

also okay lets talk more about this movie. gusy lets talk about this movie.

"but these are all mine" is such a hysterically funny way to think of your kids

PA PA. HELP ME BUILD MY CARSTLE. PA PA FANK YOU FOR THE DOLLS. SHE IS VERY BEAUTIFUL. GOD PICARD IM SORRY BUT I CANT COPE WITH YOUR KIDS victorian ASS CHILDREN AND YOU DONT EVEN GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT YOUR WIFE . FUCKING HLL PICARD. TRUE MIRROR OF YOUR PSYCHE

NOW KIRK FINALLY REAPPEARS WHAT IS HE JUST.... CHOPPING WOOD THIS IS SO FUNNY

aww he has a doggy and a clock with bones and-

HELP OF COURSE THEY GAVE JAMES A RANDOM WOMAN TOO THIS IS SO FUNNY ANTONIA WHO THE HELL IS ANTONIA GOD BLESS US ALL ITS SO FUNNY AS IF

i love kirk im sorry i stand by it when he just fucking has a new woman every fucking day of the week why not .. have fun

THIS IS SO FUNN Y I DONT KNOW WHY I ASSUMED KIRK WOULD HAVE A BIGGER ROLE IN THIS GOD BLESS

"youre a starfleet officer. you have a duty." I MEAN HE WAS LIKE... LITERALLY KIND OF RETIRING MAN IN FAIRNESS.

why are they bonding over their lack of families . lonely middleaged men well. theres a solution like well

maybe boost . sorry not boost. "boost". i mean but the ghosts that boost reported. were right. and they should just have gay sex here to solve their problems . fill the holes in your hearts and the holes well i didnt say that who said that

AGAIN i guess they didnt want to isolate the audiences or whatever but god wouldnt it just . i dont know work better if you even chose carol and david or something like FUCKING ANTONIA. HELP. AND IS ANTONIA IN THE ROOM RIGHT NOW

OH MY GOD

HORSEGIRLS

STAR TREK EQUESTRIA NEW SERIES CALLED IT

I LOVE IT HEN MEN ARE HORSEGIRLS

aww the horsies love e- GUYS THE HORSIES LOVE EACH OTHER AND I WAS ABOUT TO GET WEEPY THINKING-

OKAY SO MY THOUGHT PROCESS JUST NOW WAS WAHH THE HORSES ARENT REAL THEYRE IN THE NEXUS > BUT OH GOD EVEN IF THEY WERENT THE HORSES ARENT REAL ITS A MOVIE > BUT WAIT OH MY GOD THE HORSES ARE REAL ACTUALLY IN REAL LIFE THEYRE NOT JUST A PROJECTION > OH FUCKING GOD THESE HORSES ARE PROBABLY LONG DEAD

SORRY

"dont let them do anything stay there" KIRK YOU ARE THE REASON THEYRE FUCKING WHEELING PATRICK STRWART AROUND FOR A THIRD SEASON IN 2023 YOU FUCKING MENACE

THANK GOD YOU MENTION SPOCK

sorry

PICARD ARE YOU EVEN GOING TO MENTION SPOCK IS STILL ALIVE AND THAT YOURE BESTIES WITH HIS LATE FATHER

and bones could be too i dont know he was alive in ep 1 of tng but frankly well yeah

WOAHHH HI KIRK

HES JAMES T KIRK. BITCH

so is james t kirk literally going to die HERE now because thats so funny imagine that youre stuck in limbo for 80 years and then you get out and instantly eat shit i mean theres a way to do that gracefully i think but this obviously well

SORRY I FEEL LIKE IM GOING INTO THIS WITH A PRECONCIEVEDNOTION ARENT I BUT ITS HARD NOT TO

also why do so many of kirks lines sound... whats the word? recorded and added back in later?i forget the term but it sou-

e

DID KIRK

STRAIGHT UP JUST

IN .2 SECONDS

I DONT KNOW WHY I

I EXPECTED LIKE SOME FANFARE DID HE JUST

HI IS KIRK DEAD DID I EVEN

CAN I PROCESS THAT KIRK IS DEAD? AM I ALLOWED TO?

HEY GUYS?

BLOW UP. BITCH. 4JESUS OKAY SO NOW WE

OKAY SO KIRKIS LIKE FUCKING

RIGHT FINE JESUS OK........

"IT WAS FUN. <3" #DIES

god how are we... are we just burying him here, too? like good lord i dont know what i expected cant we... i dont know. christ . it feels so messed up to see kirk die and have a moment with PICARD sbeing the only person just standing over his grave and for him-

SORRY I MEAN THIS IS IRONIC BECAUSE KIRK WAS ALSO A CRIMINAL ABOUT THIS BUT I DONT TAKE AS MUCH OFFENCE WITH TOS BECAUSE THATS JUSRT SORT OF TOS YOU KNOW BUT IM STILL VERY GRUMPY About picard in general + how hes used within tng anyways god i

data....?

SPOT?

SPOT ARE YOU OKAY

THANK GOD THANK FUCKING GOD

OH THANK FUCKING GOD OH CHRIST IM GOING TO CRY NO SHUT UP. THIS CAT IS FIGHTING FOT ITS LIFE

i will also say going back its always so funny how they do that bit with like ahhh damn the starfleet officers cant have families bc im sure theyve touched upon it with riker too but also like. thats just what makes sisko the fucking best isntit . HAHAHAAHHAHAAH., GOT EM

thanks riker. swing your big dick aaround

also can i be honest i didnt care about enterprise d being destroyed. smirk. there i said it. i wept in search for spock i will say i will profess to that but that was like real thi wasn stop imr emeebring

MOVIE OVER?