#but her as sassy girlboss hits so good

[anotherfanaccount]

So we finally in an era where Park Shin Hye is rich and sassy and Lee Min Ho is broke.

Halluyu renaissance me thinks.

[resident-gay-bitch]

kinda a niche au concept but i think a lot of people will get it but also it’s so random lol: corroded coffin friendship / steddie / buckingham / more lol

okay, my dad watches car shows all the time like the car sos shit, and i don’t really like them, but i’ve always enjoyed one: Counting Cars. the main mechanic is like a metalhead and they’re all kinda punky and alternative and just a bunch of metalhead dads pimping out old cars and shit.

henceforth, the au idea: how are you seeing how our beloved eddie might fit into this?

SO say CC got big enough to be known kinda western globally or whatever, maybe bigger idk i don’t care but anyway. maybe they were a one hit wonder in the 80/90’s or whatever.

but they stopped playing because they all kinda wanted to settle down and stop partying and wanted to buy houses and not have to tour all the time or whatever right. say gareth met a girl and got married to her and they had a kid on the way, jeff and grant wanted to settle down and live a cosy steady life together, eddie was just so fucking tired of being front man idol or whatver. and they all just wanted to get back into the mechanic shop - maybe they all apprenticed at thatcher tyers or whatever in hawkins when they were younger.

whatever the reason, they’re ex-famous band who are pretty ficking rich and love working on cars and shit. so they open a shop and start fixing up cars. they get a lot of rapport because of their name; the shops called corroded cars or something similar to the band name. eddie runs the place because it’s mostly his passion and he impulse bought the shop himself whilst drunk one night and then they were all just like okay yeah let’s do this lol.

maybe one night they’re all chilling at gareth’s place for “family” dinner and after dinner they’re just watching telly and a car show comes on and then they get the idea to start a show!!! so they do!!!

eddie’s the main guy, obviously. he’s always been the drama queen confident one so he runs it all, and it’s His shop anyway. eddie is the idiotic, loveable, idiot but he’s also just a cool down to earth alternative guy who headbangs whilst working on engines and REFUSES to cut his hair.

i think jeff would be the head painter, graphic artist,. i feel such an arty vibe from him ya know? i think that would be his area of expertise. the audience would love his general calm vibe but also adore how easily he puts everyone in their place in a second and is so secretly sassy.

i think argyle would be the airbrush guy and also works in paint / design. he’s Definitely not always high and is just funny like that… definitely. his niche opinions and random curiosities keep the audience captivated.

gareth would be the detailer i think. he’s got a sort of perfectionist vibe and he’d always have a go when eddie brings in a car or a bike he’s just been fixing the motor of or whatever and there’s grease stains all over the doors and shit. the audience would love their banter.

grant would be the bike shop manager, he’s got a strong interest in motorbikes and that’s his area of expertise. he’ll spend hours perfecting one part of the body of a bike and eddie adores his dedication every fuckinf time.

jonothan would be the tech guy. he finds ways to update old cars to help them run smoothly whilst feeling authentic in the drive. some of the tech he pulls out is next level and everyone in the shop will spend an entire episode gushing about this one feature in a car he added that makes it feel like a spy car or something.

Nancy!! she’d be the behind the scenes manager. eddie hired her about one month into the buisiness when he realised none of the CC guys could / or wanted to do the books and shit. she’s smart as hell and a total hard ass when it comes to their aloof attitude and carelessness, but she’s also good fun and a total girlboss. eddie relies on her to keep the shop afloat, he’d be lost without her. she’s a fan favorite because she’s the only one who can attempt to put eddie in his place and acctually succeed. anyone goes and tells eddie he needs to think about the budget before he goes spending, he won’t even listen, she gives him one look and tells him no and suddenly he’s sheepish and nodding and walking away like a child who was told they can’t have a cookie. she’s in charge of all the books / finance / accounts / all that stuff!

(also, people are having a hard time figuring out if she’s dating john or argyle, or weather those guys are dating eachotjer, or if they’re all dating, or if None of them are dating)

Chrissy!! she’s adorable. a total fan favorite. she’s their receptionist and is currently taking an engineering course part time in college, finally taking the initiative to do something She actually wants to do. her sweet demeanour pulls customers and watchers in, and her determined attitude is what makes them stay. she’s like pure sugar, but so insanely smart. sometimes she’ll come and watch everyone as they work and if it’s not busy they’ll teach her different things and let her try. everyone loves the episodes where chrissy gets to try and fix things or paint things or learn things!

ROBIN!!! my girl! ugh! she’s TOTALLY an iconic mean lesbian okay. she’s always got banter with the guys, and she’s so cool calm and clllected, insulting them all the time. the girls in the audience go crazy when she’s onscreen in just a wife beater tank and got them gay girl muscles out! she works close with eddie on motors and shit but she’s also the project scout. she looks for new things for them to try and brings these ideas / cars / bikes / whatever else over to eddie to get out into the show! but the audience loves her even more when they see her totally awkward dorky side come out the first episode where chrissy comes over and watches robin work. they’ve never seen robin drop a spanner so much! chrissy is the only one who can fluster robin like that. the audience is rooting for their romance.

and the steddie! so robins totally uber rich best friend likes collecting old cars. and she’s been trying to get him on the show for a while because he has Such cool cars but he’s never needed fixing or pimping. until he goes and buys another one and it just won’t run and it’s all beaten down but he just HAD to buy it because it was his dream car as a little kid or something. so he comes on the show with his car and - well, the main reason he’s been avoiding it because he actually used to crush on lead guitarist and vocalist eddie munson back in the 90’s - eddie obviously being the face of the show greets him with nancy and robin and they talk about his car and eddie gets Flustered!

robin has a totally hot best friend whos So ficking queer And knows heaps about cars and is standing so close, shoulders touching with eddie as he shows pictures of his collection on his phone and eddie pretends he’s looking at the cars and not steve’s ring adorned hands.

steve is also highly protective of his cars and so he hangs around whilst they work on his ride. he and robin are so chatty and bitchy together and the audience love it. and eddie can’t stop Staring!!

by episode three of steve being featured in it people are posting shit trying to notify steve and robin that eddie is so gay for steve!

and then steve’s car is done and done and then he leaves the show. and then a couple of episodes later robin approaches eddie and whispers - but the cameras are right there - to eddie asking if he has been perving on her best friend and it’s So funny to everyone cause eddie’s kinda terrified and she’s threading to burry him alive if he hurts her steve and- eddie goes red when he realises that robin just confirmed he had a chance with steve.

anyway. suddenly steve has Many more appearances on the show :)

and obviously robin and chrissy get together!!’

and no one ever finds out about the love triangle between nancy jon and argyle (they’re all polly)

anyway. i just think that’s cute.

[perseephoneee]

𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐟𝐨𝐫 @mayfieldss (aka love of my life)

↳ masterlist  ↳ ship exchange ↳ taglist ↳ 1k celebration

-͟͟͞☆ I ship you with Carol Danvers! Carol is tough, and headstrong, but kind. She's ridiculously loyal and is good at owning up to her mistakes (so hard to find sometimes). She'd flirt hardcore with you (both of you are feisty), but she wouldn't let you down. She would become someone you can trust and feel comfortable letting your walls down around. Also, hello? Do we remember the singing planet? She's secretly a theater kid too.

-͟͟͞☆ Headcanons:

Carol takes you to visit her political husband. You guys kind of hit it off (throuple???). Also, everyone loves hearing you play instruments.

You love to give gifts to Carol, but also Goose usually ends up eating the gift :(

Nick Fury is somewhat offput by your sarcasm, but comes around to really appreciating you. Together, you are Carol's worst nightmare.

-͟͟͞☆ Tropes:

Springtime flowers (you) x Snow in winter (Carol)

Would get arrested together

-͟͟͞☆ Playlist:

california friends the regrettes

kiss me sixpence none the richer

all the small things blink-182

-͟͟͞☆ Character you're most like: Yelena Belova

-͟͟͞☆ I ship you with Isaac Lahey! Isaac is a man who is very obviously turned on by strong women (lol), and you being sassy with him would be his undoing. He gets having trust issues, and you guys could help each other through it. He's cool under pressure, and is 100% victim of the sassy man apocalypse (so sorry in advance queen).

-͟͟͞☆ Headcanons:

Isaac asks you to read over his essays (he's not a good writer, but you are), and it is always almost returned covered in red ink. Thankfully, you find it adorable.

He kept trying to ask you out. It mostly came out as all jumbled until he finally got it out. You were so shocked that you didn't respond for a good ten minutes and he thought you hated him. You just shut him up by kissing him.

-͟͟͞☆ Tropes:

himbo (him) x girlboss (you)

orange cat (him) x black cat (you)

-͟͟͞☆ Playlist:

all i want kodaline

crash the primitives

superman taylor swift

-͟͟͞☆ Character you're most like: Stiles Stilinski

Okay, this one was hella hard. I decided to give two options because I'm indecisive.

-͟͟͞☆ First person I thought of was Meg. Meg is…kind of cold (obvious), but she has an appreciation for people who are authentic. She'd love how true to yourself you were, and would find your feisty but kind nature to be sexy as hell.

-͟͟͞☆ The other person I think you could work with is Dean. Dean needs someone to put him in his place, but also act as an anchor through his life(you would be perfect for that!) You would totally bicker, all the time, but at the end of the day, you would just snuggle up and be alright. He would be so head over heels for you it's insane.

-͟͟͞☆ Headcanons (Meg):

Team Free Will wouldn't even know that Meg had a girlfriend. You'd just show up one day and their jaws would drop lol.

Meg would always be the one to push you towards opportunities you wouldn't otherwise take. She's your #1 fan.

sharing clothes. sharing clothes. sharing clothes.

-͟͟͞☆ Headcanons (Dean):

Sam was the one who set you guys up. He was tired of the constant (obvious) flirting and decided to take matters into his own hands.

Frequent movie nights in the Dean Cave.

-͟͟͞☆ Tropes (Meg):

Demon (Meg) x Angel (You)

Love at first sight

-͟͟͞☆ Tropes (Dean):

will they won't they

"i'm with you till the end of the line"

-͟͟͞☆ Playlist (Meg):

lovesong beabadoobee

boyfriend dove cameron

i want to be with you chloe moriondo

-͟͟͞☆ Playlist (Dean):

so american olivia rodrigo

just like heaven the cure

how soon is now love spit love

-͟͟͞☆ Character you're most like: Jo

[m1ckeyb3rry]

Ohhhhh lowk almost forgot about that whole thing but SHSSHSHS I’m ngl I was/am so confused about whatever that was about rika eating shit was so I’m just gonna leave it okay then akutami (also just saw this autocorrected to Akita in a prev ask whoops)

HAHSH someone on the tumblr team make a bug fix update pls….

Wait lowk hiiragis visuals truly give historical drama LMAO ofc our majestic king yuki too!! I bet if you asked otoya about his hair he’d say something like “yeah my ninja disappearing arts are so strong that most of my hair turned white and one strip turned green so I can hide in grass” jk this is kinda non-hollyhock dumbass otoya coded but anyways

OMG WAIT YEAH THIS IS NEW NEWS LMAOAOAOA pauseeee reader girlbossing and using her big brain ofc otoya thinks he’s rizzing her LMAOOO him becoming the rizzee is so funny too THE APA CITATIONS HAVE ME CRYING LMAPSOSKOD wait speaking of i forgot to ask this way earlier but I’ve always wondered about the reasoning behind your user LOL

JUSTIN BIEBER THEME 2k event is choose a jb meme and get a fic BAHAH the way I also kinda avoided the belieber crew too but I also just didn’t gaf about him his gif memes now are just too funny

TIKTOK BINGE SESSION COMMENCING

HAKKK this is reminding me I should pickup the manga again (I only stopped because I forgot when it came out because it’s monthly shshsbsiwksn) I’m crying the Inumaki one LMAOOO I fr slapped my hand over my mouth to stop myself from laughing that was fr us the dude bringing up the recorder has me laughing so hard

MEGUMIII wait the one with chase Atlantic really hits hard omg…..also glad he’s alive though SJHDJSBD

IM CRYING WHAT IS THAT AUDIO AND WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE SONIC AIAHSHAHAHDBS

omg the mahito edit…but wait you’re so real for that actually every time I go to scro through old TikTok’s I see like 1 for every 5 are deleted or unavailable it’s kinda crazy (crazy annoying)

- Karasu anon

LMAOO i think it’s been a popular theory for a while so i was just kinda like eh okay and moved on without questioning it too much LKSDJFSJ at that point i was truly only reading text leaks in order to know what was going on but i wasn’t invested enough to actually care about what was happening so i didn’t even question it LKSJFH

RIGHT honestly get hiiragi out of bllk he doesn’t even contribute anything there he was meant to be a vaguely sinister manhwa character with beautiful visuals KLJSDFDK omg wait ig that’s another character with the black hair and purple eyes combo…tbh his color palette is actually really pretty it was fr wasted on him i wish they had given it to someone else 😩 LMAO not the ninja disappearing arts…unfortunately yeah hollyhock otoya is more sassy and sharp as opposed to being a dumbass it’s the only story of mine where he’s not lowkey an idiot

OKAY GOOD i was like 99% sure i hadn’t told you but then i was like “wait maybe i did” HAHA but yeah reader lowkey gagged him there she ate with that 😭 omg username lore!! there really isn’t much behind it ngl…my first name irl (mira is just a pseudonym hehe although ngl it’s not that different from my actual name) if you mispronounce it based on how it’s written phonetically ends up sounding like part of the mickey mouse clubhouse theme song so when i was in like middle school and we’d have roll calls and the substitutes would say my name wrong people would always tease me by singing the song and it became my trademark?? to the point that everyone always called me either mickey mouse, [my actual name] mouse, or mouse/mousey HAHA they mostly stopped after middle school but even still everyone from high school knows that that’s my thing hence the “mickey” part and then the berry is just because i have an ethnic-ish last name and once a guy read it as berry instead of what it actually is LMAOOO hence the berry so that’s where i got mickeyberry but then mickeyberry without any numbers was taken on ao3 i think so i added in the 1 and 3 to make it m1ckeyb3rry and that’s the story pretty much HAHA

PLSSS omg that would actually be hilarious no one would get it but it would be funny to US…justin bieber x bllk collab when??

hak my man omg he’s so perfect i love him…and MEGUMIII ahh i miss him sm and i miss being into him/jjk as much as i used to be 😓 HELP THAT NANAMI EDIT MEME THING IS SO ICONIC I LOVE IT IDEK WHERE THE AUDIO IS FROM BUT I REFERENCE IT CONSTANTLY i literally had to stop because people had no idea what i was talking about and i sounded insane saying it but it’s so funny KDSLJFHSK and yeahhh bro like all of my old saved edits are gone now it’s so tragic i always wonder what happened to the people who made them 🙁

[clawsnoir]

anyone who criticizes selina in batman 2022 i tune out because i know for a fact that their knowledge of her doesnt extend past the animated movies or pfeiffer. this is the most comic accurate selina we got - this is the miller/brubaker selina, defender and champion of the east end. what they want is the sex kitten girlboss with the quippy retorts who meows in her catsuit. im sorry but i like my selina with substance and grit and an actual function in the story aside from eye candy

'im sorry but i like my selina with substance and grit and an actual function in the story aside from eye candy'

SAY THAT!

i've said this several times before but so many people approach catwoman as a character with these preconceived notions of her they picked up from batman returns or b:tas which are both outliers in terms of characterization and basically everything else.

honestly matt reeves did his reading - we didn't just get brubaker/miller selina although it's clear they were the primary influence. we also got a little bit of newell, some moench, some loeb.

the newell influence is especially important...the focus on selina's rage, equal to or even surpassing bruce's own. that burning inside her at the audacity of the world to keep on spinning when everything has been taken from her...so so good. that's my baby.

you really did hit the nail on the head with your assessment of these so called catwoman 'fans' though. they only like selina for the aesthetic of the catsuit and the jewelry and the slutty sex kitten image, nevermind that selina has only consensually slept with 5 people that we know of in 80 years of being a character and is so loyal romantically that she has only ever been in love with one (1) person, lmao.

I saw a tweet with over 50k likes talking about how they wished selina had been 'meaner' to bruce in the batman and that more than anything convinced me that these people don't actually like or care about her. nevermind the fact that this came from a white person so I know damn well they just wanted to see some sassy black girl clapbacks 🙃

we may not be as loud in terms of numbers or online presence, but I hope matt reeves knows the dedicated catwoman stans appreciate the weight and importance he gave selina in the narrative 💞

[incorrectdmp]

DMP SEASON 4 EPISODE 12 OUT OF CONTEXT SPOILERS

aaand it’s thursday this is what happens when i get caught up in the one two punch of going out multiple days and finale hell. man, can you believe this is gonna be the third last out of context spoilers??? (maybe i’ll do one for black stars thanksgiving or something that’d be fun)

as always rampant major spoilers ahead

also very very minor deltarune spoiler but its like spoiling the existence of a singular very early game enemy that if you watched the one unfinished ir stream you already know about 

no taste only leech

Give Ste he choccy milk

“I’m sorry” “ok”

Hailey calls CG Wheatley, she’s on a quest to diagnose him as every TSM before the show ends

CG drunk on void juice

“THE ITCHING, TOMMY”

Churro getting apollo balled through jokes counter: 1

Facebook metaverse 

DOC’S GOING TO BRAZIL

(congrats alex for getting into ooc spoilers several weeks early)

A major W for the Irish 

Millie: world’s greatest girlboss

If millie wasn’t just a reflection she’d have solved dmp through sheer force of ass-kickery ages ago

StoryPoint.exe

Chat joked about a bible scenario before the episode. Little did they know they weren’t wrong 

YOUVE BEEN HIT BY YOUVE BEEN STRUCK BY TRUCK

-bubbly

Ste has acquired a rocket launcher :)

-bubbly

-bubbly (i stg it’s like an ooc spoiler STAPLE to have some sort of meme about thorin with a gun like this happens every fucking episode why is this child so powerful)

Communism was plot relevant all along 

HE WAS STE ALL ALONG

Young doc: stephen with a mustache

Millie’s gonna force DMP after dark

Machine induced lotus eater

“Doc blew up, funniest shit i’ve ever seen”- CG probably

Gcmillicutty, hyperfixation king

-bubbly

CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED BEACH EPISODE TAKE 4 LETS GOOOO

It’s not DMP without mood whiplash on an apocalyptic scale

WATERS ON FIRE

All seagulls were harmed in the making of this episode

The OG 4 together at last: as usual, it’s all angst hours

Beach jazz my beloved

Beach episode 4: this time with feelings (oh who am i kidding, they all have feelings)

Pictured: churro gets apollo balled by autocorrect

*hands vinny an L*

Doctor McDilly is not his real name, Thorin’s world is shattered

THORIN HAS LEARNED TO PRONOUNCE DOC’S NAME WE’RE SO PROUD

SASSY STE

STEPHEN CAN NOW FEEL!!!

Gcmillicutty is allowed to say one line, as a treat

Hell is one person playing 4 characters at once and talking to himself for several minutes

FOURTH WALL IS GONE BABEYYYYYY

charlie and kristen are different: kristen can’t walk in heels

Dmp truly is just a thinly veiled way to work through ur trauma 

Meanwhile, Hailey and Grace kicking the chair in the BG:

Chairs have no mouths

THORIN IS NO LONGER BABY HE HAS G R O W N

THORIN: BECOME TALL

Thorin is taller than a good chunk of the fanserver now

GAZEBO TIME: DOC EDITION

DREAD GAZEBO TIME :)

The gazebo LIVES. it BREATHES it HUNGERS

-bubbly

[The Gazebo has Awakened]

The Gazebo is pleased. It prowls in search of more prey. 

Voicemod once again is still the true villain of dmp :(

Charlie can probably drown in 4 ft of water tbh, that goes up to like her neck

I also hate time, solidarity

SO many seagulls were harmed in the making of this episode

VEGGIETALES SPOILERS HAVE FINALLY BEEN REVEALED

*sighs as I have to change another name tag on this blog* (we stan juniper thoooo)

TOES TIME 3

“KISS DAMMIT” - the entire chat

It TRULY is a miracle this episode has been running on time

Fourth wall’s gone 2

“I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT” -cg

DOC USED CHARLIE’S NAME THATS SOME KING SHIT

CG smells BULLSHITTERY 

CG stomps Doc to death with his hoof (singular)

GET HIS ASS CHARLIEEEEEE

That SURE IS the theme song lyrics