#but he’s working on it!

[heavenbarnes]

Ok but has older bf Simon ever felt insecure about the age gap? Maybe he sees reader/us chatting with a younger guy and starts to wonder if maybe the younger man would be a better choice?

oh without a doubt older bf!simon gets insecure about the age gap, no matter how big or small it is

but that’s because he’s a bit insecure in general

in the sense that he’s never thought he deserved you

he sees you speaking to a younger man? he convinces himself you need someone that can keep up with you (even though he does just fine)

sees you dressed up real nice? convinces himself you need someone who looks good next to you (even though you think he does)

sees you with your friends and their partners? convinces himself you need someone who fits in better with the group (even though he’s the one the gets the girls the most giggly)

it’s all in his head, he can never give himself a break, can never let himself live

it’s less about you and more about him- maybe it is about you- maybe it’s because he could capture the moon, sun, and stars for you but it still wouldn’t feel like enough

not when it comes to you

his knees hurt, his back hurts, he’s grumpy, he can’t always get it up, his temper is short, he needs you to explain some of your jokes

but then there is the way you look at him

smile up at him with all teeth and a glint in your eye that looks like you’re staring into the sun

or the way you run into his arms the minute he gets home, home from deployment or home from the grocery store

face pressed into his chest and arms around his waist, mumbling about how happy you are he’s home

or when that younger guy was chatting you up, doing his best to sweet talk you into coming home with him

the way your eyes immediately crossed the room until you found him

found simon

he knew you well enough to see the words on your lips without hearing them, see you raise your hand to point at the ghost haunting the other side of the room

eyes bright, staring at the sun

“no thank you, i’m his”

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

[seagiri]

when did this happen???

[haroldhighballjordan]

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

[buzzrds]

here's my wonderful isopod child, handcrafted in leather

[inkpotsprite]

This was after he blew up all of the Leagues tech.

[amethystsoda]

[ineffable-rohese]

Please correct me if I'm wrong, but this is my understanding of things...

David Tennant: wears a shirt and publicly says trans kids have the right to exist. Otherwise continues to just do his thing as a beloved British actor with no social media.

The UK Right: has an absolute fit, tries to call him a pedo, but it backfires and gets one of their own fired

David Tennant: wears pride pins in public venues and is supportive of his kid. Otherwise continues to do his thing and has a massive year as a beloved British actor with no social media.

LGBT Britain: give him an ally award for... Not stopping being a good dad and wearing pins while on TV.

David Tennant: accepts award with grace and humility and understanding that the bar for allyship is in the floor, and says he wishes a right wing politician would shut up (presumably about trans people).

Rishi Sunak and the Tories: tries to go after DT for impinging on freedom of speech.

When the Tories go down in flames, can we credit DT? Just a little bit? For lolz?

[millidew]

his change in career has captivated me

bonus:

[m1tsuk1d0t]

Five minutes before god games:

[millificent]

Every Nico Di Angelo fan focusing more on the background of the episode than the actual plot

[chloesimaginationthings]

RIP Michael Afton.. you would of loved FLAF

[canisalbus]

✦ Freshly ordained ✦

[post-grammatic-stress]

If you've ever told a person who's had to be bedbound for a period of time that you wish you could "just stay in bed", DO IT.

Stay in bed. For days. But don't get up if someone needs you to, or you get bored, or you get antsy. Don't do anything other than rest. Just lie in your bed, whether you need to get stuff done around the house or socialize or anything else "productive". You'll have to cancel on people, you'll disappoint them, they won't understand.

And if you're thinking, "well, i CAN'T just be in bed. There's stuff that has to be done - I have plans", maybe ask yourself why you assumed a disabled person doesn't have plans or things to do or desires.