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Can we see more of Jadekat and their 612 babies...do they have any names besides Jadekat jr jr jr
i dont think theyre that creative to come up with any other names for their kids
though the image is inaccurate! its actually 613 kids (due to the one karkats holding in the photo) that ones name is jadekat jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr
#jadekat#argt#though one of the kids name is tibet (as in the rose)#the joke is that one is the one that looks the most like karkat and white roses represent the cancer zodiac... and jade likes gardening....#boom. Genius#i made that up on the spot. not the fact (IT IS TRUE!!!) .. the fanchild#ok if im being honest IM not creative enough to come up with any other names#their 612 ... 613.. kids are very hard to handle and karkat is usually the one dealing with them#imagine being a casual citizen on earth c and you see a troll with more than 612.. 613 kids just being dragged across->#->with those small leashes parents put on their kids to keep them in place. but like it doesnt work for karkat in this situation because->#its more than 100 kids. hes going to be flug across the street if those kids all got interested in one thing at the same time#jade and karkat arent the “girlboss and malewife” dynamic no its the girl who has baby fever and the male who is like a->#overworked cigarette mom#but he wouldnt smoke#they have kids... if he was smoking jade would kill him for that .....#ok but back on the names like the first 2 ones were given original names and by kid 27 they started the 'jadekat jr' shit#“why didnt they stop by kid ..5..” baby fever
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fatherhood
#one piece#one piece fanart#art#benn beckman#luffy#monkey d. luffy#monkey d luffy#uta#red haired pirates#red hair pirates#hongo soaked all his cigarettes in water so he wouldnt smoke near the kids#didnt stop him from trying though
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#rest well toriyama-sensei#i hope wherever you are now it has more cigarettes and dirty mags and model cars than one man could ever smoke or read or build#chrono trigger#art tag#i know he was only the art director on ct but its my strongest personal connection with him#so much of my design sense can be traced back to it and other jrpgs#and i wouldnt have gotten into old jrpgs if i hadnt played it as a teen#thank you for everything youve done for mankind!#(btw click this the quality got nerfed for the crime of being horizontal)
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thinking about this article i read that mentioned illegitimate children in ancient greece (athens in particular) and also this chapter from imagining illegitimacy in classical greek literature and how teucer's entire relationship to telamon (and by extension, ajax and eurysaces) is reliant on maintaining telamon's favor, and how when he loses that - after fighting for ten years to sack his mother's city, killing his own maternal family in the process - he is basically left without any kin at all. and i think it hits harder that teucer went to war against the side of his family that (in other circumstances) he would have been included in, since illegitimate children were typically raised by their mother's relatives. he gambled everything and he lost it all in return
#and why wouldnt teucer choose telamon? his fathers recognition gives him agency it gives him legitimacy it gives him status#now given the article i'm referencing is focusing on classical athens so it doesnt give a complete picture of illegitimate experiences#but i still think its interesting to chew on when thinking about teucer & his family. that he chooses the most precarious side#and it falls apart in front of his eyes. and all thats left of his mother's family is smoking rubble and ash. and helenus i fucking guess#teucer#teukros#the iliad#tagamemnon
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i want them to share a ciggie so bad (and monarch can then yell at both of them)
#venture bros#henchman 21#dr. mrs. the monarch#by sharing i mean for real. like maybe sheila wakes up early and finds gary on a balcony csuse he cant sleep so he just went to look at the#sky or something and she goes for a smoke and they share the cigarette and chat#mmaybe kiss#hey if the boys did the whole bm arc and can have secrets these two can smoke in secret from time to time#i do think its just a gag and i dont see gary as a smoker but i dont think hed refuse a cig from sheila#but i think of him as someone that probably wouldnt like the smell? maybe? since one of his special interests are perfumes and stuff lol#just a guy that likes to smell (<- saw something like this in tags b4)#my hcs anyway his special interests are perfumes and scents and cooking maybe#rewatching and yeah saw he was coughing his lungs out when smoking in 211 thats confirmation for me that he only did it to look cool#i remembered it as him laughing when 24 said 'you sir are a big gay' but no hes coughing#maybe its both
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rockstar ! trafalgar law headcanons
trafalgar law x male reader ; he might seem ooc but he isn't, trust me. this is how law is supposed to be perceived, i talked to oda himself and sorted this all out with him before publishing.
-> listened to brooklyn baby by lana while writing this...hehehehheheehhehehehehe ps. i think that is my favorite photo of manga law ever oh my fuking godhes so hot.
rockstar ! law . . . did not get famous overnight, but also did not get famous on purpose...if that makes sense. like his ass was up posting his guitar covers on youtube for years before someone reached out to him on joining a proper band. but also he wasn't posting those guitar covers with the intent of getting noticed. he just wanted people to see how SICK he was on guitar (he's a not-so-secret narcisst). but also another reason he posted them was because of you, his boyfriend who he had been in a relationship for a year at that point, was encouraging him to do so. your support for him and his talent was really assuring and fuelled him to be confident enough to post them online. (he was kind of against the idea at first, probably saying romantic shit like, "i want only you to hear the songs i play," but eventually was swayed when you spent many minutes convincing him to)
rockstar ! law . . . when he finally goes on tour with his band, he is pretty insistent and headstrong in allowing you to come with. he doesn't care if he needs to pay out of pocket money to fund your stay with him and his bandmates, he will if he has to. because he's not leaving you for months on end, pursuing the dream that was only possible because of how you supported him through it. there's absolutely no way he's going on tour without his boyfriend.
law's tattooed arms were crossed over his wide chest as he listened to their manager and a team of people tell him and his band about their upcoming plan for their first ever tour.
after the end, when it was about time for everything to wrap up, law calmly asked, "what about bringing significant others?" this makes the executives share looks with one another before apologetically smiling at him.
"sorry, another person added onto the travel, boarding, and all that will not be able to fit into out budg-"
"then i'm not going," law says simply, already getting ready to storm out of the room. but the manager stops him by his wrist.
"n-now, let's not get hasty! this was not something we accounted for-"
"well you should've, i'm not going anywhere without him. i'm not gonna leave him." law states stubbornly, glaring down at the man that was much shorter than him, "he's either coming with us or i'm not going at all."
a silence passed over the room and his bandmates were internally praising law for having the balls to stand up to these powerful guys so carefree like that.
maybe that's what had made him such a good rockstar.
his passions that he was not willing to back down for, he'd settle for his desires being fulfilled or nothing at all.
what they didn't know was that all of those passions were singlehandedly fuelled by his immense love for you.
"a portion of it will have to come out of your pocket, then. we really don't have the funds to bring on another person. so if you can't-"
"i can manage. if that's all, and we're all good. me and [name] will be ready by the designated time and meet you all at the location with all of our things," law easily says, walking out of the room with his broad shoulders being the last thing the executives saw.
"wow, law is so cool!" a memeber, stage-named penguin, said with stars in his eyes.
"don't get any ideas." the manager immediately cuts them off before they can gush further.
rockstar ! law . . . is very openly gay for you <3 doesn't really care that people are expecting him to act a certain way because he is a rockstar, he could care less. he's said time and time again that the only reason these fans of his have the oppurtunity to appreciate him to such an extent is because of you. had it not been you encouraging him to post his covers, he would not be standing on that stage for them to admire. so he can be as shameless as he wants in displaying his affection for you. naturally, law isn't the most into pda, but when he hears annoying people batter him for being so into you, his boyfriend, he feels the need to piss them off even further.
law's calloused fingers were playing with the flesh of your waist as he held you close. it was dark in the after party room so he made sure to keep you secure to his side so that he wouldn't lose you in the crowd.
there were a bunch of celebrities that attended their recent show scattered around the room, but he didn't care for them. not when he had you on his arm. plus, he didn't really like these after parties that much - he'd much prefer to be on the tour bus cuddling with you.
feeling unimpressed with the party, he turned to you to feel some comfort. when he saw how you were just taking in the view of everyone, he leaned down to kiss you, surprising you at the sudden affection. but soon, the both of you were just pressed against the wall of the room and blatantly making out with each other. his raven hair was messy by the time you two pulled away from each other and that knowing smirk of his was proudly plastered on his face.
the next morning, the internet were ripping law into pieces for still being in a relationship with you despite having access to as many beautiful women, handsome men, and alluring people that he could have wanted. he was a talented, well-known name in the scene with a handsome face and charming demeanor. he could have had anyone. and some were frustrated, for some reason, that he was still with you.
five years going strong in your relationship wasn't enough for the press to believe he was satisfied and completely settled down with you, for some reason...
he groans the moment he sees the headlines, throwing his phone to the mattress and turning into your side to be comforted by you once again. the only person capable of calming him down still remains to be only you.
"love you," he says against your skin, making you laugh at the sleepy confession.
"love you, too, law. you know i don't care about the stupid shit they say," you comment, making note of how tight his arms were around your waist.
he doesn't acknowledge what you say, only peppering more kisses to your bare skin.
rockstar ! law . . . kinda perfectly fits the rockstar bf aesthetic to a T. he's wearing the leather jackets and the other staple fashion pieces that scream "rockstar boyfriend." it doesn't help the way the clothes so perfectly fall into place on his body. he enjoys matching with you too, even if your aesthetics may not match. if he's wearing a heavy jewlery piece, like a necklace, ring, or bracelet, he buys a matching one that you would like and would be able to style. he doesn't mind discarding his iconic leather jacket for you if you are feeling cold. and of course, he's attentive, protective, and caring for you (and only you) - perfectly fuelling the fantasies many people have of that "rockstar boyfriend persona"
law was not known for being hot-headed. there were never any stories of him giving customer service people a hardtime, or of him trashing hotel rooms like many others in the same genre as him were guilty of doing. his overall attitude was off standish, but polite.
with a slight difference whenever he was seen with you. still off standish and polite, but specially doting and careful when he is with you.
his arm is always slithered around your waist or shoulders and he is always seen attentively listening to whatever it is you're rambling about. his eyes focused in on you, and only you, show that he is blocking out the rest of the world and listening to you intently.
the way he almost, kind of, definitely glares at people that interrupt your time together before he softens his gaze the moment you catch him making faces and scold him. he's completely wrapped around your finger, despite his seemingly intimidating and threatening persona, he's complete mush with you.
his leather jacket was thrown over your shoulders as he protectively stood behind you. tonight, the two of you were at the bar and watching the live performance of the local band of the town you were in. due to your begging, he agreed to get off of the counter stool and dance and sway to the music with you.
his arms are resting in front of you as he holds your hands in his, completely engulfing them with the size difference. the jacket around you is practically drowning you as well.
he's rocking you back and forth, occasionally leaning down and pressing a kiss to your cheek and whispering sweet nothings to you. your cute moment unfortunately comes to an end though. some drunkard knocks into the two of you and spills their entire pint of beer on you and your clothing.
your first reaction is to take off law's jacket to spare it from reeking of the beverage, but law's first reaction is to push you behind him and size up the guy that knocked into you.
"the hell is your problem, man?! it was an accident!" the man defends himself when he feels threatened by your boyfriend.
law's one hand is holding your own, wanting to make sure you stay close to him some way, while the other is clenched at his side to form a fist. noticing how he was very close to landing a hit on the idiot's face, you pull him back by his shirt, "c'mon, people are staring,"
"don't care, this guy has got his head so far up his ass," law simply says, genuinely not caring at all that people were looking at him as if he were crazy.
"law, let's just go," he turns his head to you, his gaze softening as he turns.
he waits a couple seconds before speaking in whispers, "do you really want to go? i can just take care of him-"
"i do, really. let's just go, babe, it's alright, it was an accident," you continued trying to convince him.
"he could've done it on purpose, he could be a complete, total asshole,"
you laughed at his reasoning of giving the guy a lesson, shaking your head, "let's just go and get out of here."
law doesn't seem satisfied with having to let the guy go without any reprecussions, but if law is anything: he's a boyfriend that listens to his boyfriend.
so he walks away with you close by, tight grip on your hand, and silently cursing the asshole the entire ride home.
rockstar ! law . . . very casually dedicates the most romantic, sensual, loving, etc. songs to you when he is on stage.
"this one is for the man standing at side stage, waiting for me,"
"i've been with the same idiot for 5 years now and this song is for him,"
"this is [name]'s favorite, by the way. so if you don't like it, you can fuck off,"
rockstar ! law . . . who doesn't understand the way some fans really idolize your relationship. he loves you a lot and he's glad that they're accepting of that fact, but why are people on the internet asking him and you to adopt them...? or why are they calling the both of you their "daddies"? he's confused. he at least pieces together that they're being supportive, but he doesn't truly understand what they mean when they say stuff like "i wanna go to paris" underneath his posts of you and him on his instagram.
rockstar ! law . . . whose favorite audience is still you. he loves playing his guitar for you, just in the quiet of your room (when you're finally home for tour) and with you on the bed with his strumming as background noise to your reading, or whatever hobby you commit to.
his fingers move with such familiarity he can easily take his eyes off of the neck of the guitar. he looks at you with such love and care that it would make any onlookers vomit at how sweet he was being.
the song that he was playing was faintly resembling "can't help falling in love" by elvis, with his own personal twist. the moment you recognize the chords and notes, though, you look at him with a deadpan expression on your face.
he smirks, tilting his head, "what?" he'll ask with that annoying knowing look on his face.
"you're so cheesy," you comment with an eye roll.
"oh, don't be an asshole now,"
"not being an asshole, just being honest!"
law puts down the acoustic guitar, walking over to where you were and planting a kiss to the top of your head. clearing his throat, he begins to mimic the singer with exaggeration. it spurs you into laughter at his impression, which he only grins wider at. your laugh still remains his favorite sound in the whole world.
this soft side was only shown behind closed doors with you. and you liked it that way. no one else got to see your usually intimidating boyfriend with his walls completely down. how sweet and doting he actually was. polar opposite to that persona he put on whenever he walked onto those grand stages.
he was just yours right now.
and as he leans down to press a passionate kiss to your lips, you can smile against his with comfortability. and warmness spreads throughout both of your chests as he smiles back.
and finally, rockstar ! law who definitely gets your name tattooed somewhere on his body. probably on his hands or arms tbh because that is the most visible body part of his that gets photographed and noticed due to how he plays the guitar. that way if anyone wants to take photos of him in his element, they'll see a small part of you that he carries with him everywhere.
#one piece male reader#one piece x male reader#one piece reader#one piece x reader#trafalgar law male reader#trafalgar law reader#trafalgar law headcanons#trafalgar law male reader headcanons#law headcanons#law male reader#law reader#law x male reader#trafalgar law x reader#trafalgar law x male reader#male reader#male reader headcanons#x male reader#also he definitely wouldnt smoke or dirnk excessively#he may be a rockstar and he may have an agenda to push#but there's no way he's compromising his health for a cigarette and extra shots of alc#he's got a future with you that he needs to think about#he needs to be in tip top shape to be the best version of himself for you#AS YOUR BOYFRIEND IT IS A DUTY#THAT HE TAKES SEVERELY SERIOUSLY LMFAOAO#one piece headcanons
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indirect kiss
#tohru adachi#my art#persona 4#adajima#ryotaro dojima#i know adachi doesnt smoke but come on...#of course he wouldnt say no if u offered a cigarette to him#i bet he doesnt smoke bc a pack is expensive#i will never recover from these two#i have no clue if dojima wears a ring or not#BUT. i wanted to draw it.#yeah#iskoart
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fat hairy men smoking weed raaaaaaagghghghh
he has a low tolerance btw
#'he wouldnt wear that' 'he wouldnt do that' ok well i think he would now shhhhh#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#crk#digital art#weed#smoking#dark cacao cookie#pure vanilla cookie
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Just took my t-shot, and thought about Shizuo taking his. Do you think he has to do it harder because of his thick skin/muscle (as evidenced by that one illustration in the books where Izaya stabbed him and the knife barely went in)? If you have any more thoughts on this, I'd love to hear them!
thank you so much for the ask, i was hoping to do a trans shizuo post for pride month and you gave me the much needed inspiration! kind of late but from when you sent this we also take our t shots close together ehehe :3
supposedly it’s his muscle that is steel-like which is why he still bleeds/gets cut easily, but i believe shizuo is a t patch wearer for that reason and a few others!!
injection requires a precise hand and patience he does not have (esp early on or before the series) where a patch requires none. and a patch is easy to hide under his bartender get-up and the go to thought for anyone who DOES see it and has ever been in his vicinity for more than 15min would be "oh, nicotine patch." he wouldn't even have to lie about it if someone pressed what the patch is for! in either case the answer is the patch works to keep him from murdering anyone for asking!! :D
the funniest option would be injection tho. hands down. like just imagine. shinra hunkered down next to him with a steadily filling sharps trap after abandoning subcutaneous injection bc of his twig arms and legs and shizuo nearly kicked his head in like a horse when his fingers went groping his stomach, so he has to try for intramuscular with different needle sizes, different angles, different locations.... there's a comedic back and forth of shinra telling shizuo to relax but only in ways that would make him more pissed and tense and having to walk it back lest he be the next thing shizuo snaps. celty is there watching on in horror.
(non-artist's rendition)
when she mentions in the novels that she watched shizuo and shinra converse before and it was like watching someone handle live dynamite - this was the conversation she meant, trust me.
#personally feel it wouldnt be out of character for others to think if he was using a nicotine patch to quit#he would use it wrong and keep smoking <3#or for him to justify taking little smoke breaks with it on and actually use it wrong lol#durarara#shizuo heiwajima#shizuoposting#trans shizuo hours#celty's neck shadows hardest part to edit it -_-
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some fun with diablo
#full offense if someone fucking blew smoke in my face i wouldnt even be conscious of the fact im killing them#like id black out and the next thing i know id be holding a dead body in my hands lmfao. like the least romantic shit i can think of#trigun#vash the stampede#trigun spoilers#trimax spoilers#trigun 98 spoilers#I'll give stampede s2 a chance but im already missing that we're not gonna get diablo at all :( ofc it's a different vash so#stampede vash is fine but he could never be diablo#wolfwood is here ig#drawing#illustration#comic#my art#manga#artists on tumblr#art#diablo#if you havent and you liked stampede please read trimax oh my god. best version of vash's story so far#listen. i know a lot of queers smoke and wolfwood canonically smokes but like. that shit is nasty and i dont like the romanticization of it#not even a little :( probably doesnt help i currently work at a specialty vent hospital lmao#like shit fucks you up#also the idea that vash would like smoking is. so fuckin stupid to me lmfaooo aint no way#if he wasnt into it after 150yrs on noman's he's not getting into it ever :/
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managers and their pull up game
#xavi changing his mind well i love him for that and i know gavi does too#klopp would not and tbf i wouldnt either in his shoes He got played#Arne Slot good luck you already took your first step#either success or actual threat#shitpost#lfc#liverpool fc#fc barcelona#xavi hernandez#pablo gavi#sillyposting#pep guardiola#ten hag#mancity#manchester united#jurgen klopp#shinnie#shinji ikari#football#premier league#la liga#ancelotti smoking was always hard#real madrid#carlo ancelotti#friendship is magic
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ive made a discovery
#i wanted to capture his smoking idle but he wouldnt do it#felix save me#my boyfriend#the outer worlds#felix millstone#gaming
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i love that phil only decided to tell the girl in prague story after he came out. he could've easily told that story in the closet and used it to prove he's straight but it would've felt inauthentic to who he is because the context that he's gay is integral to the story. love that
#you can say its just the cigarette part that wouldnt match his brand back then#but he already talked about smoking that one time to impress his friends#so the only other reason to avoid the prague story is because it would've made him look straight
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I always get detained at da border because PROFUNC never ended but basically I'm like if a targeted individual didn't even care
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WIP :)
#Im in denial that hes a smoker but honestly i wouldnt be surprised if he was canonically a smoker#smoke#tomas vrbada#mk1#fanart#wip :)
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thinking abt that time when i was 14 and i came out as trans and my dad took me to a therapist (i assume) in the hopes she'd say it was a phase and talk me out of it but instead she recommended we talk to my doctor about puberty blockers and I never saw her again
#funny that#like i wouldnt try to assume his intent if that wasnt SUCH an obvious move yknow#he still claims he supported me but was just worried abt the effects but like. i didnt go back in the closet for no reason#he still tries to tell me to look into the health risks of T and its like. my man you smoke like 2 packs a day dont tell me about health#sams ramblings
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