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Happy New Year!
#rick and morty#rick sanchez#morty smith#wasn't planning on having rick bear in the pic too#but he was photobombing me when I was trying to take the pic standing up#and i realized sitting with him would make the picture much better#happy new year#making good use of my secret santa gift#rick bear#rick sanchez plush#i swear he's as bad as the cats when it comes to photobombing me
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Polaroid Love — chapter 14 — holding hands
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Thankfully, everything went well during your second time of mc-ing. It was time for you to go to the park, and as promised, Jungwon went with you. And there wasn't a second where he let go of your hand. Maybe there was, which is now.
"I'll stay near one of the benches, okay?" he said, almost sadly.
"Yeah sure, I think I see Minjae over there. I'll go ahead."
I found a tall man, who I think was Minjae, and went to him.
"Oh, yn!" It was Minjae.
"Hi. So, what's up?"
"Nothing much. It's just been so long and I miss my classmates a lot."
"Yeah, I sometimes get emotional about it..."
Then, he suddenly hugged me. I like hugs, but I didn't like this one, and I have no idea why.
"Minjae." I called him, trying to get his arms off me.
"Oh, sorry."
"I should probably get going, I have another schedule to attend to."
"Yeah, of course. Do you need a ride?"
"No, my driver's waiting now. I'll go ahead."
While walking to the bench Jungwon was sitting, I was suprised to see him closer to where me and Minjae were standing.
And I silently hoped he didn't see it.
"Are you okay?" He asked me while caressing my back.
"Yeah, I think."
"Would a drink make you feel better?"
"Probably..."
"Alright then, let's go."
I guess you could say, it was a habit of his to hold my hand and dragging me away.
Little did you know, it was more of a hobby than a habit.
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masterlist | 13 | 15
As a rookie idol, taking pictures is a must for fan service! When Y/n plans to take polaroid pictures in the HYBE hallways, she didn't expect Yang Jungwon (aka the person she had beef with in middle school) to photobomb her picture. Again.
PAIRING: jungwon x f!reader
GENRE: idol au, enemies to lovers, romance, fluff, crack, smau
WARNING/S: swearing, (friendly) teasing (lmk if i missed any!)
NOTE: yes, the guy in the pic dispatch posted is minjae 🙄
#enhypen#enhypen masterlist#enhypen fanfiction#enhypen smau#jungwon#enhypen fluff#jungwon fluff#jungwon imagines#jungwon smau#jungwon x reader#kflixnet
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robstar week 2020: day six
day six everyoneeee and once again i’m posting this right before midnight but oh well, i present you with a robstar/dickkory wedding B) (please check out @samdraws715 blog for the original art post! she’s insanely talented and it’s what my prompts for this year are based off of!) hope you enjoy!
Wedding Bells
It had been a wonderful day. All their old and new friends had come to see them, the cheerfulness and upbeat vibes filled the air and everyone was happy.
Everyone had been mingling at the reception and, as it was their wedding, Dick and Kory had been socializing with all the guests. Everyone had been wishing them their congratulations and had engaged in some conversation with them.
The wedding was held on top of titans tower. The both of them figured it would be the best choice considering it was where they made many of their memories together before deciding to move and settle down in Blüdhaven. Plus, the tower rooftop was always a great spot for hosting events such as these, and it being on the water during sunset added a nice romantic touch to the event.
“So... what’s this called again my bumgorf?” A booming voice had asked Kory.
“That’s just punch, Galfore.” Kory had laughed a little.
“Oho! I see...” The big man had carefully poured himself a glass, which was pretty tiny in comparison to his huge hands. He took a sip of it. “This is delicious! I don’t recall there being a drink quite like this on Tamaran...”
His gaze shifted all the way to the far right of the reception area, where there was a large chocolate fountain flowing with rich chocolate. “Kory, what is this supposed to be?” Galfore asked with fascination as he dipped his large finger in the chocolate. He pulled it out examining it. “How strange...”
Kory smiled at his curiousity of earth foods, it reminded her of her wonderment of such things when she had first arrived. “That is called a chocolate fountain. That’s what is on your finger. Try it!”
Galfore gave one last look at the brown substance and stuck it in his mouth. His eyes widened almost instantly and a surprised expression soon filled the man’s face. “Why... this is incredible! An eloquent device that flows such a wonderful tasting substance which you can eat, it’s simply genius!”
He turned to Kory. “If you are still interested in having another wedding on Tamaran, do you think it could be possible to have these “chocolate fountains” present at the reception as well? I do very much enjoy them.” He beamed happily in which Kory returned the smile.
“We shall make it happen then.” She put a hand against his arm still keeping the happy expression.
Dick had walked over to them, and Galfore took notice right away.
“Ho ho! Richard! It is very good to see you.” Galfore took Dick’s smaller hand into his own.
“It’s good to see you too, Galfore.” Dick had looked up at him.
“I suppose I should be heading back to my table then...” Galfore began. “Mr. Wayne and I are having a very interesting discussion about our new familial relations. We are simply overjoyed to have this newfound bond!” He beamed proudly.
Dick had chuckled to himself. Of course that’s what the two of them were talking about.
“I shall see you two later on.” Galfore said before hugging the both of them.
“Bye, Galfore!” Kory had said as he walked away.
Both of them took each other’s hands and made their way to the mingling crowds of people near the dance floor.
Everything was going perfectly. Everyone had put on nice outfits and Dick and Kory were dressed to the nines in a sharp looking tux and in a beautiful white flowing dress. They both looked elegant and everyone had seemed to agree, especially Dick who, during the ceremony, wasn’t able to stop staring at his now wife as she had walked down the aisle.
“So, it finally happened.”
Dick and Kory turned to see who had suddenly walked up behind them, their expressions changing upon realizing who it was.
“Garfield! It’s so good to see you!” Kory exclaimed.
“How are you guys?!”
“We’re doing amazing.” Kory beamed as she leaned in to hug him.
“Better now that you’re here. It’s been a while.” Dick said.
“I mean, if you count only a week since we last saw each other a while, then sure.” Gar teased and kept a smirk on his face. “Just kidding, it’s good to see you too, dude.”
“Where is Rachel?” Kory had asked him.
“Oh she’ll be here in a moment, I think she went to get us some drinks.”
Suddenly, Dick felt somebody ruffle his hair from behind and turned around quickly.
“Victor!”
“Soooo, how’s married life been treating y’all?” He had asked as he pulled Kory and Dick in for a hug.
“I assure you, the last thirty minutes or so have been nothing but fantastic!” Dick said to him jokingly, causing everyone to laugh.
“Gar, I have the drinks-“ A voice had said from behind them. It was Rachel, and as soon as she noticed the rest of her friends in front of her, her expression changed to a happy one.
“Rachel!” Kory had immediately went in for a hug in which Rachel returned.
“I don’t think I had the chance to say this yet, but you guys look amazing.”
“Yeah!” Gar had chimed in. “And oh my god, speaking of amazing, you should’ve seen Dick once he saw Kory walk down the aisle.” He began laughing in his usual high pitched tone. Even though they had all gotten older, it seems as if nothing’s changed. “Dude, you were a total blushing idiot! I was right next to you, you shoulda seen yourself!”
Dick rolled his eyes. “Well maybe I couldn’t help myself...” he said before sneaking a glance at Kory. “Besides,” he ruffled his hair. “you’ll understand once that day comes for you.”
“Hey! Don’t mess up my do! It took me hours to get it right!” Gar said as he frantically tried to fix his hair.
The random movements suddenly caused his phone to fall out of his tux. He bent over to grab it when his face lit up.
“Oh! Dudes! Let’s take a picture!”
Gar pulled his phone upward and turned it sideways, putting Dick and Kory in frame.
“Wait, that looks good! Stay still! I wanna remember this day...”
Dick and Kory got close together and smiled for the picture. At the very last second however, Gar photobombed them and stuck his face in right at the bottom, snapping it just in time before Dick could react.
“Uhhh... I thought you said you wanted to remember this day?” Dick asked.
“Yeah, I do! What better way than to take a picture of the best couple ever? Well, not counting me and Rachel at least, heh. And besides, this pic was just for me.” He said taking a look at his phone beaming at the picture he just took with the three of them. “I’ll definitely take more for you guys later if you want.”
Dick and Kory exchanged expressions and shrugged at each other, smiling. “Thank you, Gar.”
Upbeat music was changed to slow music, and it was something both Dick and Kory had recognized.
“Is that...”
“Our song?”
“Ooooohhh,” the other titans teased.
“Maybe you guys should head out there now, everyone’s already clearing the dance floor.” Rachel have one last smile at them before taking Gar’s hand and walking away.
“See ya dudes!” Gar called out.
“Yeah, we’ll be watching y’all the whole time.” Victor nodded before nudging Dick in his arm playfully and winking at him before he walked off to join Rachel and Gar at their seats.
Dick looked back at Kory.
“Shall we?” He extended his hand outward.
Kory giggled and took his hand, the both of them now making their way to the dance floor.
Once they arrived at the center for everyone to see, she wrapped her arms around his neck and he held her waist. They began slowly dancing and swayed to the music.
“You look gorgeous.” Dick whispered to her.
Kory but her lip to contain herself from smiling too hard. “Hmmm... and you look especially handsome.”
Dick had spun her around gracefully and she soon came back to him as they continued to dance.
“I’m really lucky to have you, Kory.” Dick began. “On the night we met, I really thought I’d have a better life if I went out on my own, but ever since that day I’m really glad I’m not on my own anymore.” He looked into her bright green eyes. “You’ve helped me in so many ways and I love you more than you could ever know. I’m forever grateful that from now on, it’s going to be the two of us, always.”
Kory’s eyes welled up with tears. “I love you too, Richard. I always will.”
They shared a kiss, and coincidentally the song had started to end just when they did that. Everyone at the tables started clapping; cheers and whistles being heard from the crowds of people.
Gar, Rachel and Victor gave a standing ovation. “Those are my best friends!” Gar had said loudly clapping with tears in his eyes.
“Uh, reminder, they’re all our best friends.” Victor corrected him.
Rachel shushed then. “Don’t ruin the moment.” She had looked on at them and smiled.
Everyone watching Dick and Kory in that moment could tell that they were meant to be together. That had been in love with each other for years and finally seeing them get married was a day no one would forget.
Dick and Kory stayed in their position a few moments longer. No words, just hand holding and foreheads touching. They finally had each other at last. Who knew what the next chapter in their lives would bring them? That was for them to find out.
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I saw the max facts (pun intended 😂) you did for that question a while ago. So I was wondering if maybe you could tell us some more facts about Max it doesn’t have to be anything too detailed but anything you know would be nice to know, pretty please 😊
Okay... RANDOM FACTS ABOUT MAX - PART 2
I went on deep analysis mode this time to try and say all of Max's little nice and cute moments I know of.. Pls take notice, tho!! I'm not trying to flex or anything, I'm just a simple peasant girl on Maximilian's kingdom for a long time and it happens I have FBI blood in my veins 😭 so It's all gather on my brain and hard drive lol SO! I'm just answering this ask with a lot of thought and care so you can know more about Max and how he is even more awesome than you think!!! (And just in text form, cause Max doesn't need to be tagged on more personal stuff on IG (there’s too much illegal fishing at my tumblr pond already! 👏). It’s probably weird to know certain things, yes, but at least I'm respectful, I'll never bother him with this kind of stuff). Well, enjoy the bible below to end up knowing very little about him, still haha.. Just some more small facts.
- Max was at a barbecue just yesterday. It was someones birthday from the set of his new movie. He drank his beer, like usual, idk about the meat.. there was wurst and chicken.. I'm not sure if he's trying to be a vegetarian or not (after that thoughtful video he posted) 🤔.. maybe he didn't eat it, I don't know!!
- a little while before the start of this shooting, he was at the Baltic Sea filming for the series he's gonna be in (just one episode again! Don't get your hopes too high lol he's gonna be a security guard who disappears mysteriously, so....)
- He helped his friend renovate his house a few weeks ago!! How could I forget that on the first post.. Then, he had to go to Hesse for the movie shooting, and his friend had to call another friend to come help him lmao damn
I think I could describe some videos I have then... at least there's some cool and funny stuff. (Friends himself tagged in the past and cast friends)
- Max's dad went to the same uni as him. Also, he voiced a police officer on the phone in a short film Max wrote and directed all by himself (he didn't act on it, but he was also another police officer over the phone haha). Another thing, his dad made the official music for one of his plays.
- The falafel day.. his friend was taking a piss filming Max at the shop from afar and zooming in, saying "omg, guys! I found Noah from Dark! He's right there buying falafel" lmao, then, Max is just standing there looking all wonderful with his perfect hair and such, moving his hands, scratching his chin, ordering his food, and his friend talks some more, doing like a rough Max voice "yeah yeah, I'll have that one. Good, yeah". 😂
- the day he went to take a walk in nature. His friend asks him for a cigarette, he is denied, he goes to take it anyway, Max slams his cup of tea on the table and tries to take his cigarette back and it's all black and they're just laughing lmao (I love his laugh btw, so giggly!)
There was storys posted by Max himself.. so, maybe you saw it, but it's from before dark s3 came out.
- The pigeon storys. He filmed two pigeons chasing each other at the station, one always running from the other and he captioned "me trying to flirt" haha
- He screen recorded an ad for an app that deletes people from pictures and made some joke too, I can't remember exactly what he wrote, smt like "when you break up, but still wants to keep the picture" lol also, he unfollowed like 5 people that week after posting that... hm 👀
- he posted a video of him walking in the dark with really cold wind.. you can only see his hair flying around. Also, with a mask on, another chasing a cat in a big field, and that one drinking his coffee and eating his yogurt (you most likely saw it already)
- Ohh.. His friend was playing Max's drums the other day!!! Made a lot of jokes, it was obvious he was messing around in Max's room (maybe they live together, maybe he just waters the plants lol idk). Some of the jokes were "I've been playing this drums since 1921" and "the drums and me are a perfect pair, don't ever believe otherwise". I wonder what Max said to him.. he can't do anything about it, he's not in Berlin hahah. He has a little giraffe in his room, and other home decors (you can see it on his drumming video on his own IG)
- he likes to read on longer train rides.
- there's a video of him screaming inside a wardrobe after being jumped by a friend and one of him putting lipstick on with the song "I'm a sexy motherfucker" playing in the background hehe we was tagged, it was easy to find when there wasn't much tagged post.
- There's moments of ppl filming something/themselves and he just comes and photobombs it lol he is just like thiss 👏 showing his tongue and doing a funny face and such. One of those I saw it on the IG of a Das Boot cast member I actually already followed before.
- this group was such a blast. There's a few pictures, one of them he's in a dress, he has white stockings on til his thighs, heels and all haha lovely
- His improv-group.. he was almost in tears singing "I believe I can fly" with the group on their last day.. But he was happy! A mix of emotions. He loves everyone, he expresses his love a lot to people in general, he says it and adds heart emojis to make sure haha you can see his comments going on IG of his cast friends, especially from Das Boot (I followed a lot of the guys). So, about always commenting something funny on people's posts.. I didn't saved those, so I forgot most of it, but one I remember was that someone posted a video of a hailstorm and he was like "what are u doing, free ice!! Go grab them" hahaha
- Max has that Noah picture where he's peaking by a wall (you know that one Baran posted) printed and framed! 👏
- Things he’s pretty much always with: his backpack and his big headphones (it's always on his neck. At almost every picture, from every year, with different people etc. I was confused when he had normal headphones at his farm storys. Maybe he forgot them in Berlin 😭. Besides those, his rings, necklaces and bracelets (always, for years and years! Same ones, even). He uses frequently on premieres, as I saw it. Sometimes they also show up on his characters in his one-episode works!! Hahah is so nice when that happens. You can notice this on my screencaps.
- that pic of him that is everywhere now (with glasses, holding a bottle of champagne), I posted that months ago.. There's 2 more pics and 1 video. One pic, he is pretending the automatic lighter that's on the table is a Harry Potter wand (but I think I cropped the table, right.. I can't remember). This was actually posted by Max himself and he tagged his friend who took it. I went to see if they posted smt and there was a picture where he is literally biting the cork of that bottle off with his teeth Lmaoo, and one video.. he is talking on the phone trying to block the view with his feet.. this man!!
- he really doesn't care about buying too much unnecessary clothes and shoes and stuff. He is mindful of his things and the environment!!
- there's a video of him on the set of Der Zauberlehrling, I need to recall where I got that from (maybe I could share this one. I'm not sure), he is messing with the broom and someone asks him "hey Max, what's that animal?" and points to the fluffy microphone. He says "it's a fucked up coala bear" (in english) 😂
Again.. I can't say names or anything, cause ppl are not mindful! Like.. I know I'm probably weird, but only for myself and my FBI office LOL I don't go over there and follow/reply to all these people’s posts and storys or take their videos and tag Max on them, this is just not.... nah. I'll always be respectful (yeah, some older stuff has gifs, cause he had like 10k followers, and 5 fans on tumblr lol But i never sent/tag him in anything personal directly.. that’s why i only posted on tumblr for the past year, in fact! I never thought things would be the way they are now a year later.. so, newer stuff it's not posted/gif nor ever will). I don't want him to be weirded out and like, disappear from IG!! I think about these things.. when people are being weird and stuff towards him. I don’t know how ppl don’t think about this when tagging him recklessly in random pictures and videos!!!
I wish he had more interviews, so we could know more proper stuff about him. (The few interviews he has are translated on my IG highlight. There's still an 8min interview missing there, cause I'm contemplating about being more of a bother to german speaking people, since I only have basic german..
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Been awhile since I posted about Chickbang! Here’s the whole gang! It isn’t often that I can catch them together in one photo. This one was taken about two weeks ago, so already they look a little different because yep! They’re still growing. 18 - 20 weeks old. No eggs yet. It could be any day now or we could have months to go. Who will be the first? I suspect Dae or VIP. We’ll see!
Putting the rest behind a cut 🐔
The pecking order in Chickbang is still a little unclear to me, but I think it goes something like this. From top to bottom: GD, Tabi, Bae, VIP, BB, CL, Dae, Gwisun
Fortunately, Dae doesn’t bully Gwisun quite like she used to. Just a quick peck here and there. It sends Gwisun running, sure, but she doesn’t seem too flustered. In fact, Gwisun has really come into her own recently. Where she used to be a wallflower, now she’s quite feisty and runs circles around the rest. Still the smallest of the bunch, but not by much. Here she is having a little skirmish with GD:
Tabi has become pretty bossy and I think of her as the Head Hen. She’s a bit mean toward Dae, who is consistently last out of the coop each morning, seeming afraid. They do alright while inside the run, but when I let them out in the yard where there’s more space, Tabi likes to chase Dae all over the place. For fun? Maybe she just likes to watch her run. It isn’t very nice of her, but I can’t help laughing... because isn’t that so ToDae? The chasing, I mean.
And again...
Can’t stop won’t stop...
Sneak attack!
So yeah! Here are some recent pics. First, Tabi, the inquisitive and friendly:
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Dae, who also likes to join me on my chair. But she might just be trying to get away from the others:
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Little Gwisun looking so stylish now that her crest is filling out! I recently noticed she has little heart shapes on a few of her feathertips:
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CL, who is rather aloof these days:
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VIP looking... very grouchy under those bushy brows. She’s super easy-going though. Hey, look, her feathers have little hearts too!
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Here’s Bae photobombing a shoot I was having with GD. That’s nothing new. She’s always putting herself in front of the camera when I’m on the ground trying take pics...
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As for BB... Had some problems with BB recently. One morning she didn’t come out of the coop with the others -- highly unusual. She wouldn’t move, just sat inside on the roost all day long. When I let them out into the yard that evening, she followed them, but did so slowly. She was lethargic and picking at grass half-heartedly. Kept herself away from the others with eyes closed, and it seemed all she wanted to do was sleep. Definitely not normal, healthy chicken behavior. I was worried I might lose her.
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I looked her over but didn’t find anything out of the ordinary. Put her in a dog crate and brought her inside the house to a dark, quiet room where she could be calm and comfortable. Where she could rest and (I hoped) recover. Rather than expend energy keeping up the appearance of being well around the rest of the flock (sick chickens get picked on). Throughout the first day, every time I checked on her she was either asleep or on the verge of it. Here she is falling asleep with her head in her food bowl:
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Burying her head in the towel bedding...
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I offered her various foods that she and the other chickens have devoured before... but she wasn’t interested. Bought a liquid vitamin supplement for poultry and tried giving her that with a dropper. Well, it must have tasted awful because she wasn’t too tired to resist that, and together we made a mess, lol, but I got some of it in her. Finally, I gave her the yolk from a boiled egg -- a good, nutritious food for recovering chickens -- and to my delight, she loved it! She took to it right away, and by the next morning the bowl was empty.
By the end of her second day inside she was back on her feet and cluck-clucking at me quietly when I entered the room. One time I opened the crate door and she tried to walk right out! That night I let her rejoin the flock, and within a few days she was back to her old self! Never did figure out what was wrong with her, but here, have a gif of her digging in the dirt the day I let her back outside with the others:
...and enjoying a little dirt bath.
And then there’s GD. Chickbang’s leader sure has filled out nicely:
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Look how chesty he is! How tall and upright he stands! How proud his posture is!
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“I’m sexy and I know it.”
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He reached sexual maturity about two weeks ago and has been trying his very best to have his wicked way with the ladies... with, uh, limited success. They haven’t reached laying age yet (shouldn’t be long though!) and want nothing to do with him, lol. He has managed to mount them a few times, but for the most part it’s just him harassing them and grabbing at their necks while they squawk and run away.
His little mating dance is pretty funny though. He drops a wing and walks into it sideways, almost like he’s tripping. Weird? Definitely. But whatever works for chickens...
Beautiful though he may be, I’ve finally decided it’s time. Time to find him a new home. The main reason being his half-bald head. Sadly, the feather picking has been an ongoing problem for months, one I’ve been unable to solve. I’ve tried everything short of separating him from the others -- something I just don’t have the heart to do. It would take at least a month for his crest to grow out enough that they might stop picking at it. Putting the pinless peepers (blinders for chickens) on the rest of the flock, which I hated doing btw, bought him three weeks of new growth. For a while I thought I had found a solution. Then, one afternoon, they went wild on him and picked his head smooth again. Well, nearly.
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I’ve given up on trying to regrow his crest. He needs to go somewhere else, to a kinder flock that doesn’t have a history of feather picking. Mine have been doing it to him almost their whole lives. It’s a bad habit I can’t break.
That’s right. GD is being booted out of Chickbang 😔
The other reason is, of course, his constant crowing. It was okay when he only did it a little in the morning and evening, but now he’s LOUD and he crows all day long, every hour of the day, on and on... also any time he hears my voice. Which means I can’t have conversations, not even over the phone, as long as he’s around because he crows incessantly in the background. Not sure what my neighbors think of it, but frankly, it’s getting to me. I keep the chickens close to the house and it’s just not working out. Sorry, bud. You’re gonna need to sing your song elsewhere.
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It will be a bit sad to see him go because, yes, I’m attached to him, and he’s easily the most visually interesting (and entertaining) member of the flock. He probably takes up more space on my camera roll than all the others combined! It’s been a lot of fun watching him grow and mature in appearance and behavior, including his teenage terror phase. Also educational in terms of learning how to tell a male apart from the females.
But it’s just been one thing after another with him... and it was never my intent to keep a rooster anyway. Hoping I can find him a good home where he can have a nice (non-abusive) harem to watch over and for whom he can crow his little heart out as often as he likes, loud and proud.
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It’s recap of the end of the year party time (with pics)! under the cut because I ramble a lot as usual.
First they gave us SKAM France pillows when we got there so we could sit as comfortably as possible on the floor of the venue. There were about 400 people and it was a tight fit! While we were waiting, they played songs from s3 and 4, everyone was already getting emotional.
The afternoon started with speeches from the execs and David as usual before getting the cast on stage - Assa, Coline, Lula, Maxence, Philippine, Théo, Léo, Robin, Gigi, Moussa, Edouard, Aliénor and later Laïs who was late - and then they showed us a tribute video with iconic scenes of season 3 and 4, in which they included tweets and fanarts by the fans, like testimonies, reactions, etc, everyone was a mess of tears after that.
Then David asked every member of the cast how had their lives changed because of Skam. I filmed this part, link to the video is in the source at the bottom of this post. David hadn’t warned them they would have to answer that question so they weren’t prepared and many got emotional - poor Maxence who went first was a mess. Niels finally got here so he was asked the same question, Antonio too and David answered his own question. A lot of thank yous were exchanged and I’m sorry not sorry about my sniffling in the background of the video but I can’t see people cry and not cry too. The overall message was that they are all proud of what they have done because they can see what an impact the series had just by seeing us in front of them half crying half smiling, as well as with the overwhelming amount of messages they’ve been receiving for months. I really loved what David said about refusing programs that don’t show diversity, that we should stand our ground on this and say no to programs with only white characters or straight couples. That they told one story, but we can and should tell all the others.
Then the crew was called on stage, Jérémy and the editing team to talk a bit, before they showed us the bloopers. That’s when I stopped filming, the room was in the dark anyway and you all saw the bloopers on Youtube by now. Assa tried to leave the stage completely and hide ahah. The cast hadn’t seen them before and there must have been some inside jokes going on because they would laugh WAY LOUDER than us at some stuff. Maxence got so shy about the “I’m ticklish Daviiid” part while everyone was so fond :’) there were a few fond headshakes at Axel’s laughing too.
Then we played a game, a fan would go against one member of the cast and the first to answer the question would win the point. The questions were about the 4 seasons and David called actors who weren’t necessarily in the season just to check if they had paid attention / watched it at all but we DESTROYED THEM. We won so easily, it was hilarious. They got 4 questions right first. The questions ranged from who was Emma dressed as at the halloween party in s1 to what day and exact time did the trailer for s3 dropped. Theo is the worst loser in history, Lula is SO COMPETITIVE, Moussa tried to intimidate the fan that went against him and Coline tried to take her mic, while Niels got his question right and literally jumped in the air, he scared me sdfghjklkj. I was really into it so I didn’t film. But here are a few pics - I haven’t posted them anywhere else so DO NOT repost them. Please.
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Then there was a little Q&A, questions were about if they had watched other remakes, why is Arthur’s ig on private and Maxence’s role in The House Of Gaunt - can’t believe there’s going to be a screening at the Grand Rex, I’m so fucking proud, this is HUGE!!!! I filmed parts of this too but not everything because it was questions we had heard before.
We took a lil break to drink and get a bit of fresh air after that before coming back inside. Laïs and Assa were on stage in the dark - keep in my mind we hadn’t seen Laïs before then so we were like ???? IS THAT LAIS?? When did he get here, what’s happening? - and they danced. Beautiful, adorable, show stopping, spectacular, emotional, out of this world. David teased Laïs for being late and asked him the same question about how Skam changed his life or not. I filmed all that.
David then called a fan on stage to share her story. Skam France saved her life. Really. It was extremely emotional. She was so strong, despite shaking so bad. We kept asking that they gave her a hug but David, Niels, Assa and Laïs who were on stage said they would hug her only once she was done talking. They wanted to let her say everything she had to say. Lots, lots of tears then. Niels took Assa under his arm because she was trying hard to keep it together for the fan’s sake. They gave her the biggest, tightest hug when she was done. I didn’t film because it was almost too personal, y’know? Sure she went on stage but her story still feels private, so I felt wrong about filming. I took a few pics though.
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Then there was the concert! Coline was singing and playing the piano and guitar, while Léo and Edouard were playing the guitar and the bass. Lula and Gigi joined for the harmonies during Get Lucky and Remember. They sang Get Lucky by the Daft Punk, Fête de Trop by Eddy de Pretto (featured in s3), Unknown by Jacob Banks (featured in s4), Remember by Seinabo Sey and Jacob Banks (featured in s3) and an original song called Menthe à l’eau inspired by Demi Lovato’s overdose (Coline is a big fan). Most of the cast was standing/kneeling to the side of stage to watch and then you had Maxence right in the middle of the fans, hyping the crowd and jumping around. I didn’t film more than my ig stories because my hands were shaking too much but I’ve posted a few pics before, have some again
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And then came the last goodbyes with everyone on stage, including cast and crew and I filmed all that. We were all holding our breaths for a potential announcement but they only said thank you, we love you, we’ll be in touch. I could barely hold my camera. And then Zina by Babylone, the music from the last clip of s4 started playing and Coline melted into Maxence arms crying, Assa was holding back tears, they all started hugging and then leaving the stage one by one, the lights went up and we all looked at each others like… so this is it uh. We were not fairing very well, let me tell you. Fans were hugging and drying each other’s tears, I was hugged so tight by people I didn’t even know two months ago and it was just… It was a lot of love. So much love.
Before going outside, they gave us a poster signed by the cast. I stayed in the lobby a bit to look at the BTS pictures I posted before. There was a stand thingy where we could take pics with the Skam Logo and quotes. Maxence saw fans were taking pics there and just jumped in the middle to photobomb them azedfghjk
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We then went outside to talk with the cast and crew for a while but the security whisked them away quite quickly so we didn’t have that much time. We had maybe 30 minutes outside with everyone. I went around to take pics and thank them a last time. I’ve posted most of those already.
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Niels, David, Jérémy, Coline, Robin, Moussa and Gigi stayed longer, I don’t know why the security didn’t asked them to leave. I had a chat with Jérémy that I want to share because it really struck me. He was wondering if it was true that Skam France was the only remake that does this kind of event. He was so surprised, because and I quote “but how can we not give back just a little bit when you give us so much? I’m just the editor, and you’re here talking with me.” According to him, it’s a feeling shared by everyone in the cast and crew, no matter their role on the show, fans are always happy to see them and talk and ask questions, and they are deeply appreciative of that. Not just the actor, but the crew too. He was extremely grateful and appreciative. And I loved that, because it’s so true, they don’t have to. I’m not saying they other remakes should do this. I’m seeing that I’m baffled the Skam France team considers this normal. They didn’t have to do all this, the screenings, the party. It was for us. Because they don’t know how to thank us.
I took the bus home while holding the pillow they gave us against my chest, not a care in the wolrd about who would see me. I was completely emotionally drained, but happy, and thankful for this amazing cast and crew, all the love that kept pouring out of everywhere during the afternoon. They gave us so much. I saw people on Tumblr and Twitter who were disappointed that they weren’t announcements or more bts content but… this was a party for the fans, a way to celebrate the success of seasons 3 and 4, the only way they found to tell us thank you. It wasn’t a press conference. It was magical. So many smiles. So much laughter. Such tight hugs. It was way more than enough for me.
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I’ve decide to compile each of Chloe’s Instagram photos for posterity...
Complete with my own ‘hilarious’ captions. This post will be updated as more are released. Enjoy. ^__^
Chloe decided to do something nice for a change and allow the peasants a window into her glorious life online. “You’re welcome!!”
Chloe never was one for picking up subtle social cues. Such as: Adrien straining every sinew of his body to escape her kung-fu like grip. “Adrikins has the same color hair as me! IT’S DESTINY!!”
Chloe realized that a hard day being waited on hand-and-foot by all and sundry sure takes it out of you. Poor dear. “Sabrina is SO selfish. She promised she’d be back with my smoothie at least thirty seconds ago!”
Chloe decided her demanding public needed to see a more ‘sensitive’ side of her, so like her father kissing babies on the campaign trail she decided to try something cute with Sabrina. “As long as she thoroughly washes and rinses my shades before returning them!”
Chloe pranced around her room with all the grace and poise of a baby elephant, Nevertheless, she was sure she’d make Prima ballerina easily. After all, all her wage-earning servants had told her so. “Ow! Maybe it would be better if I scattered cushions around everywhere next time...”
Chloe got ready to attend a Ladybug lookalike competition, absolutely positive that her custom-made suit made from only the finest materials would give her a lock on first place. Unfortunately, as an already known practicing superhero, she was instantly disqualified. “My Daddy will hear of this! I’ll sue you... and you... and you in the pram sucking on the lollipop!”
Chloe posed for pics with her favorite alternative rocker enthusically, not quite aware just yet of the horrors unfolding just behind her. Jagged Stone? More like Jagged Teeth. “What do you mean, are those my shoes over ther.... AAAARRGGHHH!!”
Chole saw that Sabrina had done such a great job in cleaning her shades, she decided to give her one of her old hats... which had only been partially chewed by moths. “You’re welcome!”
Chloe found out later that this is what JS was looking despondently at two pics ago, although to be honest even if Fang hadn’t been chowing down on her favorite flats, he probably would’ve still had the same expression. “If you FED that slimy thing once in a while, this never would’ve happened!”
Chloe was most annoyed at having her Miraculous taken away due to ‘identity issues’, so she decided to paint her nails Ladybug colors in a desperate attempt to get the spotted one to reverse her decision by flattery alone. It didn’t work. “She was so unreasonable!”
Chloe received a generous settlement from JS for loss of footwear and mental anguish, and so spent it on a new pair of shoes along with various other essentials. Like designer dresses, expensive jewellery, striped tees... “Sabrina, what are you doing just standing there?! Go and carry something!”
Chloe felt better having restocked her closet with clothes she’d never wear, and so posted a picture of defiance that even a major crisis like this wouldn’t knock her down for long. “All it takes is a limitless credit card, and all my problems are solved!”
Chloe very kindly volunteered to attend a dinner meeting with her father as his plus-one, as long as she chose the entire menu and got to change the conversation when it got too boring. A small price to pay for the pleasure of her company. “Seeing as mother’s never around, I might as well fill in. The sacrifices I make!”
Chloe decided, after seeing how disastrously this innocuous photo had turned out, that it was time for completely new flooring. She could’ve just changed her capris... but if you have the money, why not use it? “WHERE ARE MY LEGS?! It looks like I’m floating like Pollen...!”
Chloe took a few thousand pics of herself as Queen Bee, during her brief but legendary stint in the role. She wishes she could’ve taken more. “I had the style, the beauty, the look... oh, and I might’ve saved a few lives. Not that that’s anything like as important.”
Chloe put a brave face on things, but she was still perturbed that her idol Ladybug refused to let her be Queen Bee again. Unused to not getting her own way, her new tactic was to guilt trip the hero by painting her nails yellow. Was it successful? What do you think? “GGGRRRRR!”
Chloe loved her mom and dad, really she did. She wanted something, they always gave it to her. How could she possibly not appreciate that? “They taught me the most important thing in life is to believe in yourself. And to think of yourself, naturally.”
Chloe was most upset that the selfie she’d spent over an hour preparing for was photobombed by Sabrina, but she soon calmed down. After her bestie had promised to do all her college homework for free, of course. “And do it in cursive, so everybody will know how smart I am.”
Chloe was most amused when she saw Marinette tumble down the stairs in class, and made time to laugh and point at the clumsy baker girl on her way in. An action that would have no negative consequences whatsoever. “Tee-hee, hilarious. Now, back to planning on how I can get Ladybug to return my Miraculous...”
Chloe was not impressed with the servant who’d stuck her pink socks in the wash with Mr Cuddly, thus altering the hue of the much-loved stuffed animal permanently. “Where is she now? To be found in an unemployment queue near you. Let this be a lesson to the rest of you oafs!”
Chloe wrote next to this picture ‘PARIS’S FAVORITE LANDMARK’. And no, she wasn’t referring to the Eiffel Tower. “If it wasn’t for Ladybug’s ability to restore everything after an akuma, this stupid thing would’ve been destroyed a dozen times over!”
Chloe might have found her unique rendition of the ‘Prince Ali’ song from Aladdin hilarious in front of her special guest, but he certainly didn’t. Maybe, lost in translation? “ ‘Brush up your Sunday Salaam’... oh, come on! It’s a classic!”
Chloe felt sad no-one had complimented her for five whole minutes... so she phoned Jean-Something straight away to lavish her with deserved praised. The fact he was thousands of miles away in Barbados taking his one vacation of the year mattered not a jot. “You’ll love me! YOU’RE ALL GONNA LOVE ME!!”
#chloe bourgeois#Queen Bee#adrien agreste#chat noir#Marinette Dupain-Cheng#ladybug#miraculous ladybug
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Sam and the +1 look cozy in that pic from last night's party. The +1 looks loved up, not a cousin behavior for sure. Wish I saw what you saw.
Loved up? Is that what that expression is supposed to be? Well, thanks for clearing that up, anon, because I honestly couldn’t tell what that was on her face. But, ok, lets go for now with that is “loved up”. Now on to the cozy. I’m not seeing that here either. You see, I’ve been cozy before, anon, and it didn’t ever look like that for me so maybe I’m just biased, or have a different definition of cozy, but that pose would be what I would call “awkward”, not “cozy” and the expressions, well, let’s just say they don’t conjure up images of “loved up” for me either.But I am sure you have questions as to how I arrived at my conclusions, so let’s break it down shall we?
To start with we have how they are standing, with her front facing Sam’s left arm. In his left arm he is holding a camera or phone with which he appears to be trying to take a selfie whilst the photographer takes a picture of the proceedings. In the first pic he is focused on the camera in his hand whilst plus 1 (is that her new name over there, or what?) is putting on a smile for the camera, or anyway I think that’s what she’s trying to do- but it’s coming out wrong and looking a bit pinched and not very smiley. But not to worry because he's completely ignoring her anyway. Oops. So let’s try one more….In the second pic she is gazing at Sam with something that might be supposed to be adoration but ends up looking more like puppy love. But no matter which it is, it is unrequited, because Sam isn’t looking at her at all, instead he is very intently focused on the camera of the person taking the picture. Oops. That one didn’t work out either.
So there is already a huge disconnect going on just by looking at their facial expressions, now let’s go on to what the rest of them is doing and see if things get any cozier further down. Oops. They don’t. As I mentioned above they are standing in a not particularly romantic pose to start with. She is a bit behind him and almost side on to him with her front facing his left arm, which, as I mentioned above is not busy holding on to her but is instead busy holding a phone up to take a selfie- so no arm around each other possible here from the get go. Oops. But what is she doing with her arms, they are both free so maybe she can help this “cozy” thing out a bit here if Sam insists on not cooperating. But, alas, no, instead of getting “cozy” with Sam armwise she is doing some weird thing with holding her left hand in out in front of him that at first glance looks like she’s holding on to a front pocket or belt loop of Sam’s jeans, but when blown up it appears that she has that fisted hand just held in front of him at slightly below waist level, it is fisted and the thumb is also visible closed on the fist so there is no holding on to anything here at all for that left hand- it appears to be just held out there , fisted, in front of Sam at that awkward angle with the hand vertical to the ground, causing the wrist to have to be held at quite an awkward angle. That takes muscle tension to accomplish and there is definitely tension in this pose. Best guess is either she is pantomiming holding on to his pocket without actually touching him, or it’s just a manifestation of the tension that permeates the rest of this awkward pose showing up in that hand as many people express tension unconsciously in their hands. And it is also quite likely that she has that arm in such a position simply to maintain her balance. Remember she is standing side on and a little behind Sam, and he is leaning his left shoulder in her direction- she must either stiffen and stabilize her core to meet any force he applies or be toppled backwards. So it seems likely that she is not using her hidden right hand to touch him to stabilize herself either or there would be no need for the awkward position of that left one so I am betting that both hands are “off” here. So she’s likely not touching him with either of her hands and the side on pose keeps any chest contact to a minimum and she is also hunching her shoulders a bit here too which will also serve to minimize any contact of her chest with his upper arm- so this side on pose with her shoulders hunched to collapse her chest and keep her hips back as she braces her arm out to hold her balance as Sam leans in her direction slightly means nothing is really touching here at all further down at the hips either. This pose is all “show” and no “ go” from a cozy, loved up, plus one point of view. And it’s likely a damm uncomfortable one as well, she’s literally left grabbing for thin air trying to keep her balance without touching Sam. Not very romantic at all really, the way I see it. Sorry, anon.
Also to be considered is the “larger picture” given by this pose: in this pose Sam is literally standing alone, getting a picture taken of himself taking a selfie, without showing any connection, physically or mentally, to the other person present, who is thereby reduced to the position of a hanger on- she’s standing behind him and is really only incidentally part of the photograph. Sort of a planned photobomb If you will. In fact if you could dodge her completely out of either picture his pose would still make perfect sense. To me it shows that a not very subtle disconnect exists between the two people that are in the picture.This is in very sharp contrast to all of the pics he poses for with Cait. When he poses with Cait he invariably includes her in his pose, as she includes him in hers in return. They literally pose “together” and consequently to me what their pictures show is a connection. These poses from the party last night don’t show love to me, anon, to me they only highlight a disconnect.
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anonymous asked: Can I have an actual clayXhannah! Can I have an alternative universe where everything just works out and she's happy! Or a hannahxbff!reader? Sorry I'm venting...but I'd really like to see happy Hannah for once!
Hannah X Reader (Platonic BFFs)
Sitting on the Baker's couch with just Mama and Papa Baker should be weird, but since you've known them since you were in diapers it's not all that bad. Even if you haven't seen them for a year.
"Thanks again for having me," you say, your socked feet tucked beneath you on the couch. "I'm really excited to be here. I already like California so much better than Texas."
Mr. Baker chuckles. "It's the weather. Right? It's cooler even though it's still technically hot outside."
"So much cooler," you grin.
“Give it a while. It gets hot as Texas every now and then.”
Mrs. Baker rushes into the room then before you can retort, two glasses of lemonade in hand and eyes sparkling. "Hannah just pulled up. Hide!"
Jumping up, you glance around for a hiding spot before eyeing the space between the back of the couch and the wall. Figuring it's better than nothing, you scramble atop the couch and somehow manage to trip and fall, landing with an oomph! Mr. Baker chokes on a laugh, he turning the laugh into a cough when the front door opens and you have to bite your lip to keep from groaning aloud in pain.
Laying on the carpeted floor, you listen as Mrs. Baker greets the newcomers. "Hello, boys. Hannah." You hear two males voices greet Mrs. Baker back and the couch shifts where you guess they sit. "Hannah," she then says, "Y/N just called. She said if you can call her back as soon as you were able."
"Aw, I missed her call? Dang it. Hang on, guys. I'll be right back," Hannah then replies.
Peeking over the back of the couch, you see Hannah disappear into the kitchen and you quickly scramble back over the back of the couch. Mr. and Mrs. Baker cover their mouths to keep from laughing at the look on the two boys' face when you plop between them, you then winking at each of them while pulling free your cellphone from your pocket.
Your phone rings loudly and you grin when you hear something drop in the kitchen. Seconds later, Hannah rushes in from around the corner and she drops the house phone with a happy shriek before launching herself at you. Laughing, you stand up just in time to catch her in a hug.
"Oh my god! What are you doing here?!" She laughs. "How long are you here for?!"
"As a reward for good behavior, and because mom and dad wanted to go on a cruise, your parents decided to take me in for three weeks."
"Seriously?! Oh my god." The two of you continue to hug it out, you chuckling as Hannah finally releases you to make introductions. "So, uh, this is Clay. My boyfriend," she says while gesturing to the while male on the couch. He smiles at you as he stands, shaking your hand. "And that's Tony," she says while gesturing to the Hispanic with really pretty eyes. "Guys, this is Y/N. She's my best friend from my hometown."
"Nice to meet you both."
After shaking hands with them, there's a bit of awkward silence before Hannah breaks it. "So I'm pretty sure you've missed mom and dad, but I'm stealing you and we're going upstairs now."
"Keep the door open," Mrs. Baker says.
"Yeah, yeah. I know the drill." Hannah then leads you towards the stairs with Tony and Clay following. She plops down on the bed and you lay out next to her, watching as the boys scramble for the desk chair and bean bag. "So what's the agenda for the next three weeks?" She asks. "Knowing you, you have something planned out."
But you shake your head. "I am open to suggestions," you say. "You wanna sleep in, we'll sleep in. You wanna party, we'll party. You wanna drive around with these two," you gesture between Clay and Tony, "I'll happily be a tag-a-long. Ma and Pa gave me some cash to be stupid with while I'm here. Whatever you guys wanna do, we'll do."
"Well there's not really much to do here in Crestmont," Clay admits. "Hannah and I work at the theater, so we avoid that as much as possible. The public pool fills ways too fast-"
"So I mostly drive them around and whatever happens, happens," Tony says.
"Spur of the moment," you drawl. "I like it."
Hannah snorts. "Of course you do."
"Well if you guys aren't busy tonight, I can really go for a good burger and milkshake. My treat and I'll even pay for gas."
"Sounds like a plan." Tony agrees.
Over the course of the first week, you hang out with Hannah and her friends. Tony is, by far, your favorite of Hannah's new squad with Clay being a close second. But now Hannah wants you all to herself, so you're comfortably lounging on her bed with her by your side as you scroll through your own phones.
"So there's a party tonight. It's at Zach's house," Hannah tells you. "Wanna go?"
"You know me. I'm always down to party." Scrolling through Instagram, you like every photo you see that your parents have posted on their cruise. "Do you think that Jeff guy is going to be there?"
Hannah chuckles. "Got a crush already?"
"Eh. He's cute," you smirk.
"Right," she drawls. "Which means you totally wanna hook-up with him."
"Well I mean, I wouldn't oppose to it." Hannah laughs and nudges you with her knee and you nudge her right back. "But seriously. That Jeff dude is a major cutie."
"Then you'll be glad to know he's been asking Clay about you. Jeff started to lurk my page when I posted that pic of you humping Tony's car."
Laughing, you set your phone down atop your stomach and look at Hannah. "Not my finest moment, but hey. At least I caught his eye."
"Mhm. Now get up, lazy bones. We gotta plan our outfits for tonight."
The party is in full swing by the time you and Hannah get there, and the second you pass through the front door a red solo cup is pressed into your hand. Shrugging, you and Hannah knock your cups together before guzzling it's contents and the two of you find yourselves immediately taking a seat on a couch.
"Our first and only mistake of the night has come to pass," you tell Hannah, wrinkling your nose. "From here on out, we only take drinks we pour ourselves or if it comes from someone trusted. We will not be blacking out at a high school party."
"Agreed."
When one particular song comes on, In The Name of Love, you grab Hannah's hand with a happy squeal and drag her to the makeshift dance floor.
The two of you are laughing and dancing, taking pics and videos to look back on later, when someone drapes themselves between you and Hannah to photobomb one of your pics. And when you look to see who it is, your smile brightens as Jeff grins back at you.
"New girl!"
"Stud muffin!"
Hannah snorts, giggling behind the rim of her cup as you and Jeff briefly hug in greeting. "And this is my cue to go find Clay."
"What? No!" You pull away from Jeff, frowning at Hannah. "You can't leave me alone with this boy. I'll start taking advantage of him every chance I get!"
"Please. Please take advantage of me."
"Shh! You're not helping," you hiss at Jeff over your shoulder, shoving his face away when he leans closer you.
Hannah smirks at the two of you. "Y/N, we still have a little over a week together. Have fun, but don't make Jeff cry. Clay will be really upset if you make his friend cry."
Your friend looks like she means every word she's said, so you smirk back at her when you realize you’re not winning this round. She’s really going to leave you. So with a laugh, you say, "No promises."
Author's Note: I don't know what's wrong with me. I can't seem to write anything, but I'm trying. I just- I can't come up with anything worth writing. I started and then rewrote this prompt so many times, but I'm tired and settled on this.
I posted this ^^ in my drafts on July 10th. This is when I first started struggling with everything going on here at home, so if you notice there’s not enough oomph in my writing.. that’s why.
#imagine#hannah baker#hannah x reader#hannah baker imagine#th1rteen r3asons why#13RW#thirteen reasons why#clay jensen#tony padilla#jeff atkins#fanficimagery
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Hey! Okay so in your Sheith Fam house tour you mentioned that Keith likes to garden sometimes! Do the kids ever help him? I can totally see lil Hunk wanting to help his dad plant flowers, and just have a pleasant and wholesome time.
[The Voltron Family] Little Hunk woke up early on a Saturday morning to pee. It was 6:50am according to the big clock in the hallway. He decided to go to the master bedroom to give his daddies morning kisses when he saw that the room was empty. Puzzled at the scene, the little boy slowly went down the stairs to look for his daddies. They were not in the living room nor were they in the kitchen. Then he heard voices outside the garden. “A little to the left, love. Yeah, that’s it. Perfect.” Hunk smiled. It was Daddy Keith’s voice.
He quickly climbed the couch to look outside from the window and he saw Daddy Shiro and Daddy Keith (definitely not wearing pyjamas). Daddy Shiro was moving a big tree trunk with branches, all lined up with the rest. Hunk had no idea what for. He climbed down the sofa and opened the door that lead to the gardens.
Keith: *spots Hunk* Oh, baby. You’re up very early. *smiles*Hunk: *walks over to his daddies* Whacha doing?Shiro: *raises an eyebrow* Questions before morning kisses? I say you’re being rude today, sweetheart.
Hunk gasped and quickly apologized by giving his daddies the morning kisses they deserved. Then he asked the same question again.
Shiro: The flowers your Daddy Keith and I ordered just arrived last night and he thought of gardening today. I’m trying to help him out before 8am since the hospital called me today.Keith: Like I said, it’s fine, baby. *smiles at Shiro* No need to beat yourself up for it. *muses* You should go back inside now and take a bath or else you’re going to be late. I can handle all these gardening myself.Hunk: *shifts in place* *plays with his pyjama top* I… I can help! *raises hand*Keith: *turns to the boy* *gasp* *places a hand on his chest*Shiro: *smiles and squats so he’s eye level with Hunk* I’ll leave it to you then, buddy. *pinches Hunk’s nose*
When Shiro left for the day, Keith and Hunk were geared up for gardening. Matching Daddy and son overalls because honestly, Shiro was just sappy he wanted to take a photo of it himself. “First Gardening Adventure” he told Keith and Hunk as he sniffled while looking at the photo on his phone. They both had straw hats because it was going to be sunny outside and they had to protect themselves from the heat of the sun.
Pots and sacks of flowers were in a corner and Hunk just stared at them while smiling so wide because they were all so beautiful and he didn’t even know their names. Daddy Keith grabbed Hunk’s hand as they made their way to the tree trunks with branches that Daddy Shiro placed.
Hunk: What are these yellow flowers, Daddy Keith?Keith: They’re called Dancing Lady Orchid.Hunk: *softly touches the flower* *giggles* They do look like dancing ladies.Keith: *chuckles* They do, don’t they? *hands on hips* Now where do you think we should put them? Hunk: On the tree trunk? *tilts head*Keith: *nods* Yeah.Hunk: *rubs chin* Maybe on top? Cause they’re small so they might not be seen if they’re going to be at the bottom. *looks at Keith*Keith: *smiles fondly* On top it is then. *ruffles Hunk’s hair*
A few hours later, Keith and Hunk went inside to eat breakfast with Lance and Pidge. They asked what was going on and when they found out, they asked if they could join the gardening.
Lance: Pidge, can I borrow the shovel?Pidge: It’s called a trowel, Lance. The shovel is the one Daddy Keith is using. *points at Keith digging a hole with a shovel* *gives Lance the trowel* Lance: *blinks* Oh. Huh. That’s so big and it looks heavy.Keith: *smirks* It is heavy, buddy. Would you like to try it? Lance: I don’t think my tiny arms can even carry that thing, Daddy Keith. *makes a face* You’re asking too much from a six year old. What kind of father are you?! My other father will hear about this! *gasps dramatically*Keith: *shakes his head in amusement* Oh, but imagine if your Daddy Shiro found out that you used a shovel to help me dig the ground. Imagine how proud he will be… *grins at Lance*Lance: *perks up* *pulls his sleeves up* *stands up and approaches Keith* Give it to me. I can do this.Keith: I’m just joking, captain. *laughs* Go back to your chair and continue planting. Pidge: *rolls eyes* You’re such a show off, Lance.Hunk: Daddy Keith, can I put these blue flowers over here?Lance: Blue flowers?! Where?! *snaps head to Hunk*Keith: They’re called Hydrangea. We’ll put them all in one row after I’m done digging, Hunk. You can help me with that later. Pidge: They’re so pretty. Like little flowers in a ball. *laughs*Hunk: Okay, how about this one though? The red ones.Keith: They’re West Indian Jasmine. *smiles and approaches Hunk* Check this out. *plucks one flower* If you take the nectar out, you can actually taste it. *places it inside his mouth* Really sweet.Three kids: *gasps* *plucks a flower each and tries it*Lance: Oh my gosh. *giggles*Keith: Now, give me all your flowers. *takes them* If you connect them together… *connects the flowers* you’d get a bracelet.Hunk: *places hand to cover his mouth* That’s so pretty!Lance: Can I make a crown, Daddy Keith? *tugs Keith*Keith: Sure you can, buddy.
The kids made their own bracelets and flower crowns when Shiro texted Keith.
Takashi Shirogane [09:05AM]How are my little gardeners? :D
Keith Shirogane [09:06AM]They’re making flower crowns now and bracelets lol Here’s a photo.[pic of the three kids being busy with Keith photobombing doing a peace sign]
Takashi Shirogane [09:08AM]I have fallen and I can’t get UP. OH MY GOD. You’re all so cute!!! Give them my kisses please! And you of course. ;) Wish I could just ditch work tbh.
Keith Shirogane [09:10AM]Takashi, NO.
Takashi Shirogane [09:11AM]Takashi, YES.
#spicyboikeith#ask#sheith#the voltron family#the kids in matching overalls ahhhhhh OTL#you bet Shiro bought them those for this day to come lmao
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more lfc headcannons, (3)
at the hugo boss photoshoot lo and emre were pushing and shoving each other like "you're in my light" "NO YOU ARE"
10 mins in and the photoshoot hasnt yet cus emre and lo havent turned up,
hendo-were are they, -still in hair and makeup - what why - emre is still doing his hair cus he said theres a strand outta place and loris is layering on the foundation, hendo-what why he flawless skin , hendo screaming over, EMRE UR HAIR IS FINE GET OUT HERE NOW, 10 more mins gone and hendo is ready to kill the both of them
studge going to find them and getting distracted by sorting his own hair out and the photographer gives up cus hes tired of waiting and hendo is actually gonna kill them all
and they all start fighting abt where to sit or stand and emre is like you sit down lo you're a midget and lo is like IM YOUR SIZE and both refuse to sit down to prove a point so hendo is like FINE I'LL SIT DOWN ending up looking like a dad in a family portrait
imagine emre and lo take like pics together but it takes forever cus all they do is push and shove each other and loris scuffs up emres hair and emre gets so mad and storms to hair and makeup to sort it out and loris laughs his ass off and takes individuals till then and emre comes back and shoves him and the poor photographer cant catch a break with these two and emre's all like im a better poser than u are, and that turns into a ridiculous posing competition or something and they both look like idiots,
hendo-cant u two do anything without making it a competition, shakes his head and walks away exasperated
its so a THING where lo will be sitting next to emre its all peaceful and then as emre is taking a selfie lo will reach up and ruffle his hair and emre just lets out this shriek COS IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME and emre never sees it coming
and hes so close to tears everysingle time it happens and loris just absolutely pisses himself laughing, emre complains to hendo cus hendo feels his pain
emre has just started fighting back by photobombing lo's selfie's hendo might have gave him that advice but he'd never admit it as captain he has to be "neutral"
the photobombing situation would be so funny, EMRE U RUINED ANOTHER PICTURE, RUINED I MADE IT BETTER BITCH, BETTER?? GET UR UGLY ASS HEAD AWAY FROM MY PICS, UR UGLY ASS PICS NEED MY HEAD TO MAKE THEM LOOK BETTER, FUCK YOU I LOOK FINE, emre laughs for five minutes cus loris is sooooo offended, poor bean
it happens every single time and every single time its the exact same fight and everyone else is like what do you guys have a script or something
yh neutral but hendo is totes on emre's side, and loris knows it was him so he teams up with adam to make hendo jealous, and it totally works,and adam and his lozza sit on one side of the dressing room and emre and hendo sit on the other just giving each other the silent treatment and milly walks in looks at them and goes "....oh klopp is gonna love this
and when they team up for stretches and its hendo and emre not hendo and adam and klopp thinks hes entered another universe and he sees loris giving hendo daggers and hendo giving them right back cus there both jealous fucks and klopp trying not to laugh his ass off, but he calls milly over and asks what happened now??? and hes like no idea but im enjoying it
gini and emre have a race in training that emre wins and gini dont even care that he lost,
and then emre looks over at loris like
"I WON THE BET BITCH"
emre ur so gonna lose the race i bet u 50 quid, hmmmm im gonna win bitch u watch, emre looking over all smugly at lo like u owe me 50 quid,
, loris screaming at gini like u did that on purpose, why did u let him win, gini acting clueless and walking away,emre just strollin up to lo like "you're payin for dinner im feeling like having a 3 course today"
"the biggest tactic is you don't pick a fight" "....you what now" hes defintily getting into a fight over that one, but klopp what am i supposed to do when idiots do dumb things , walk away emre walk away, but i cant u dont understand, emre just walk away, BUT THEY , emre dont pick a fight, i dont like this tactical decision, delete it,
and when emre drops his inspirational quote the whole team teases him and dejan is prolly gonna ask emre to lunch just to take the piss out of his edit, and emre shrugging like i cant help that im inspirational and dejan laughing his ass off and being like can u hear urself.
it would be the case of their having lunch and it's nice and fun and then dejan goes casually "you know what emre sometimes I feel [quotes the post]" emre stops eating midway and just looks at him like.....you shit and EMRE BECOMES THE MEME AT MELWOOD, and they all randomly thro the quote his way and hes like UR ALL JUST JEALOUS ,KLOPP DROPS INTO A PRESS CONFERENCE whilst emre face palms and regrets his life,
#lfc#lomre#these are highkey lomre and idc#me and sej are the biggest lomre hoes#its literally our baby#lfcheadcannons
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93 Funny Times The Background Of Photos Was Better Than The Foreground
93 Funny Times The Background Of Photos Was Better Than The Foreground
The Academy Awards present Oscars to the best supporting actors for a reason. A lot of important things happen in the background! To highlight this, Bored Panda has compiled a list of pictures where the foreground isn’t supposed to be the main focus, and they will definitely make you look twice. From savage photobombs to things that were probably supposed to stay out of the frame and more, most of these surprising images are a once-in-a-lifetime type of shots their photographers will be telling their grandchildren about. Scroll down to check them out and upvote your favorites! And while you’re at it, fire up these 10+ Of The Worst Selfie Fails By People Who Forgot To Check The Background.
(h/t brightside)
#1 Hollywood Smile
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#2 Queen Elizabeth Deciding To Join In On Australian Field Hockey Player Jayde Taylor’s Selfie
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#3 It’s Behind Me… Isn’t It?
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#4 Kid In Background Of News Report Gets Stuck In His Lifejacket
#5 Noooo!
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#6 The Old Lady Is A Slash Fan, But She Doesn’t Know Slash Is Standing Behind Her
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#7 Best Accidental Photobomb Ever
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#8 Well That’s An Impressive Photobomb
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#9 Took A Picture Of A Man And Daughter At A Coffee Shop To Show Them What They Would Look Like In 10 Years
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#10 Not Everyone Had A Greatest Night…
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#11 Got A Picture With Woody In Times Square…
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#12 We’re So Happy Fiona Could Be There On Our Special Day
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#13 Took A Picture With My Friends, Later Noticed The Cops In The Background
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#14 He Looks Stunning
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#15 My Sister Was Taking Pictures Of My Nephew At School And The Little Guy In The Back Looks Miserable
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#16 Selfie Photo Bomb… Nailed It
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#17 My Daughter Thought This Was Her. Bonus: My Son In The Background
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#18 Cheerleading Practice
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#19 Tim Duncan’s Accidental Photobomb
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#20 Cute Couple Picture
#21 I’m Pretty Sure They Don’t Even Know Each Other
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#22 Leaning Tower Of Pisa
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#23 Unicorns Aren’t The Only Things That Poop Rainbows…
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#24 Photo Bombed By Batman
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#25 On Vacation In California With My Best Friend And Took A Picture With Perfect Timing
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#26 Horses, Such Elegant Creatures
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#27 The Best Picture I Have Ever Taken
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#28 Largest Photobomb Ever?
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#29 Halloween 1989. That’s Me On The Right. My Sister Is Behind Me And About To Have A Really Bad Day
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#30 That’s A Cemetery In The Background
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#31 My Friend Caught The Bouquet. That Is Her Boyfriend In The Background
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#32 I Was Trying To Take A Nice Photo Of My Cat When I Noticed The Neighbours Cat In The Background
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#33 A Lady’s Hairdo In The Background Makes It Look Like Chewbacca Is Lurking
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#34 My Son Has Conquered The Photobomb
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#35 Some Friends Took A Picture And Later Realized That The People In The Background Were Stuffing A Baby In A Cannon
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#36 Just Found This Cute Picture Of Me And My Cousin, And My Psycho Brother In The Background
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#37 Monopoly Man In Background During Equifax Senate Hearing
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#38 Baby Photobomb
#39 Groom’s Sister Passed Out At The Exact Moment The Judge Said “You May Kiss The Bride”
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#40 I Took This Picture Trying To Get A Fun Candid Of The Bride And Groom. Best Choice Ever
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#41 Thought I Took A Great Picture Of My Dog Then I Noticed The K9 Centipede In The Background
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#42 My Friends Dog In The Background And Her Sons T-Shirt Match Perfectly
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#43 Duck With Burning Background
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#44 My Brother Posted A Picture On His Birthday. Upon Seeing It I Immediately Started Laughing At Who He Captured In The Background
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#45 Attack Of The Butterfly
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#46 Perfect Timing Selfie
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#47 It Was That Moment, He Knew He Wanted More
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#48 The Look Of A Man Who Spend $1000+ On A Seat To Try And Watch A Game Behind Hodor
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#49 A Friend Of Mine Posted A Baby Pic Of Her At Disney… Everyone Was Wayy More Intrigued By What Was Happening In The Background
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#50 Got A New Tux Today And Decided To Get A Picture. I Accidentally Sent This To My Girlfriend
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#51 When You Get The Prime Spot So The Guy At The Back Has To Propose By A Bench
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#52 Accidental Photo Bomb
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#53 I Took This Selfie Of Me And My Friend In Nyc And Only Realized The Strategically Placed Person In The Background When I Got Back (Brandon & Jac)
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#54 Oh No
#55 My Mother Sent Me This Picture, Saying “Look At The Cool New Door I Just Got For The Garden!”… No Mention Of Why There Was A Ravaging Prairie Fire In The Background…
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#56 Girlfriend Caught A Pickpocket In Action
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#57 Went To A Petting Zoo. Friend Got Stepped On By A Pig. I Couldn’t Have Planned These Pictures If I’d Tried!
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#58 Had A Caption Until The Lady In The Background Nailed It For Me
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#59 I Sent This Picture To Most Of My Family. I Just Now Noticed What My Dad Did To My Fridge In The Background… (Me And My Brother’s Names Are Nick And Nate)
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#60 Happy Birthday Kelley
#61 Look At How Long This Gummy Worm I Found Is!
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#62 Senior Picture Background Fail
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#63 The Art In The Background Makes Appear Like My 1-Year-Old Daughter Is Holding Some Kind Of Melee Weapon
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#64 Tried To Look Talented In The Background Of A Family Portrait. Failed
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#65 I Took A Selfie And Saw Myself 20 Years In The Future (I’m Wearing Khakis Too)
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#66 He Seams To Really Dislike Her Bag
#67 Canopy In The Background Makes It Look Like Dj Khaled Just Graduated
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#68 Her Friend To The Left Doesn’t Look Fine
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#69 My Facebook Friend Met Ed O’Neill And The Guy Behind Her Can’t F**king Believe It
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#70 Just Hanging Out… Kids Playing In The Leaves, Smoking Some Chicken On The Green Egg, Oh And Our Dog…
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#71 When You See It…
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#72 A Car Like Mine Parked Next To Me So I Snapped A Photo. I Noticed Weeks Later That A 3rd Mountaineer Was Driving By At The Exact Moment I Took The Photo
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#73 He Probably Regrets Choosing A Medical School
#74 Just Got Back From Iceland- Was Going Through My Pictures And Found The Best Photobomb Of All Time
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#75 A Few Days Ago I Had A Frankenshake, Didn’t Realise The Hidden Gem As The Wife Took My Pic
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#76 Took A Picture Of My Parents On A Boat With A Rope Swing. Attempted Back Flip Gone Wrong
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#77 Took A Pic Of My Kid On Her New Pimped Up Bike… Didn’t Pay Attention To The Graffiti In The Background
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#78 So I Went To México Over The Summer. Going Through My Pictures, I Just Noticed This Guy In The Background
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#79 Pretty Much Sums It All Up
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#80 Sleepy Head
#81 My Friend’s Photobomb
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#82 Drunk Guy Peeing Behind Tent At Wedding Reception
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#83 A Photo Of My Mother And Grandmother With My Dog Doing Her Own Business In The Background
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#84 When People Do Not Approve Your New Hairstyle
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#85 Caught My Brother Falling Skim Boarding While Taking A Picture Of My Wife And Daughter
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#86 Took This Picture Of My Kid While At A Restaurant, I Can’t Stop Laughing At The Guy In The Back
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#87 When Waitress Brings Someone Else Their Food When You Ordered First
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#88 Never Know What Strangers May Be Doing In The Background When You’re Taking A Picture
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#89 That Awkward Moment When You’re Trying To Take A Selfie And A Mother Decides To Beat Her Child With Her Sandal
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#90 Every Mom Is On The Phone Here In The Background
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#91 Boy In The Back Is Probably Going Through Existential Crisis
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#92 Took A Picture Of A Friend And Capture Something In The Background
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Ch 4 of what happens in the dark part 1
Chapter 3.5:
“Anatole, there is no time. Put on this shirt and run a comb through your hair. We have to leave NOW. “
Alysa threw a burgundy dress shirt at the perplexed man and also began to strip off her well-loved shirt, ignoring the fact they were standing in the middle of the house. VV politely dove deeper into her book and averted her eyes, while Yuki asked the pair to kindly relocate somewhere else.
Normally, when Alysa had a feeling like this, it was for a quickly established reason. Go here and meet Anatole for the first time. Pick up this book found on the street and go to the arcade, turns out it belongs to the children having some fun after sports practice. This time, it was accompanied by a sense of danger.
“Anatole, your collar needs to be fixed” He tugged his shirt into place.
“Is this one of your Jedi feelings again?”
“Yes, we need to go to a fancy restaurant in Hollywood. There is a dress code. Please follow it.”
“You do know that if you want to go out, you can just ask me. I won’t bite unless you ask” Anatole said with a devilish grin, “You don’t have to hide behind your powers.”
“Save the philosophy for later, we need to leave”
Yuki launched one of the many pillows at them to further emphasize her point. Alysa stopped by her room and grabbed a dress and pulled it on before leaving the apartment.
Chapter 4:
Jewel stepped out into the night, wearing a beautiful shimmering red dress with the matching pumps and the black Louis Vitton purse that Romero had gotten her for her 24th birthday. Adorning her neck, she wore another gold necklace set with her name engraved in the pendant. Issac let his eyes wander down the backless dress that showed off his lover's curves. There were only a few things in his unlife that he truly appreciated, one of them was beautiful women in elegant but sexy clothing that was also classy. Second, fine entertainment and third, beautiful fashion. Fourth, both his lovers in general. When his favorites were combined into a night out with his loves, nothing would ruin his mood.
Jewel’s hair was curled and the Toreador admired the way her mid length hair swirled around her face and framed it like a beautiful Christmas wreath. He couldn't help but admire Romero too once he stepped into view. The poor young man had been coerced to wear his gold suit and a sparkly tie to match and his hair was slicked back nicely, but not of his own volition. Isaac noticed he looked a bit embarrassed and he took the other man's hand and kissed it, causing the other to blush making the old vampire chuckle. This night was going to be a night to remember for centuries. The driver opened the door to the navy limousine and let the three lovers in before politely closing the door and getting in the driver's seat.
The ride to Isaac's restaurant was a quiet one. Not that it bothered Isaac, but he couldn't help but feel like they were being watched somehow. The vampire shrugged it off, he was probably just being paranoid. Being Baron usually made one so especially during these final nights and paranoia was part of the job description. He couldn't trust anyone but Romero and Jewel these days. Two hours finally passed and the three arrived at their destination completely unaware at first of Alysa and her boyfriend Anatole. They approached the trio and Alysa happily greeted them.
'Oh Jewel, I was wondering where you were and what a *coincidence* you are out on a date at the same time and place as us! And it’s amazing how our tables are next to each other” Alyssa said.
“Odd, I never told her where we were going” Jewel thought. What an odd way to crash a date, but at least it was never boring when the Malkavians decided to gather.
The two women embraced while Anatole awkwardly stood behind them. He wore a well tailored suit while Alysa sported a messy bun and a gothic lace Midi dress. Jewel noticed one of her shoes was a purple dress shoe and the other was a green high top.
'' What a surprise, I didn't think I'd run into you both here. What are you guys up to?" Jewel asked.
Alysa explained they were out on a date which excited the necromancer, who took the opportunity to proudly show that she was now engaged. Alysa excitedly begin to formulate wedding plans until they were herded into the restaurant's VIP section.
The group was alone in the room, and one could drink whatever their undead hearts desired without fear of breaking the masquerade. Ghouled waiters in tuxedos brought in appetizers and drinks for the humans and politely ignored the stares from the curious patrons in the other sections.
Romero watched as the vampires drank down their blood. He had ordered a soup and salad, not that he was dieting or anything, he just didn't really feel hungry or really up to eating anything right now. He also felt like they were being watched but he couldn't tell why, so he pretended everything was fine and each time his soon to be wife and husband spoke to him he just laughed and nodded and hoped to God it wasn't a question. Thirty minutes later, the food arrived and Jewel just about melted in her chair. Isaac had the chef prepare a heart-shaped pizza and the pepperoni spelled out “I love you.”
Alysa immediately ruined the romantic moment between the lovers by forgetting to turn off the flash of her phone’s camera and began to laugh at everyone’s faces in the camera.
When Alysa turned the phone around to show the group, Romero noticed something was off about the background. Was that a shadow in the mirror? They were the only ones in this room, and he was keeping track of who entered and exited.
''What the hell is that?" He asked pointing to the cloudy figure in the picture.
“What's what?" Jewel asked, curiously leaning in and biting her lip.
“it's probably just a photobomb, the waiter probably jumped into the pic accidentally and that’s why it's like that." She explained.
Romero wasn't buying that explanation.
Alysa sarcastically said “Maybe it's a spooky ghost” and Anatole took the phone out of her hand and began to take a closer look.
Anatole began to speak “That is definitely not a photobomb, it’s an-”, but the sound of shattering glass interrupting him.
People began to run out of the building and the night was filled with the sounds of cellphones ringing and panic.
Anatole turned around in the blink of an eye and punched into the darkness.
In the dim light, a figure appeared into view and everyone in the room could watch it fall into the Champagne tower. Clawing at Anatole and ripping into his flesh, the figure lashed out and pulled himself out of the fountain and into full view.
The assailant stood up, and shadows seemed to grow and rise off the ground. He stretched out his arms as if asking for a challenge and began to lunge towards Jewel. Unfortunately for him,Anatole was older and faster and less arrogant, and he reached out with his mind and requested the Lasombra to be still.
He froze in place, unmoving, unblinking, unbreathing.
Alysa and Romero escorted Jewel out of the room, and began to usher the rest of the humans out of the restaurant.
Anatole staked the frozen shadow with a chair leg and lowered him to the ground. Isaac wrapped him up in the pizza- stained tablecloth.
“I hate to say this, but we need to go to the prince. There is no reason for any Lasombra to be in my domain in Hollywood, and there is no chance he is here to go sight-seeing. Let’s inform the prince know he needs to take his pet back and train him better.” Isaac said while lifting the bundle like it was weightless.
Leaving through the kitchen and exiting from the staff entrance, Isaac and Anatole walked nonchalantly through the chaos and carried the staked man to the alleyway. Sirens blared in the distance and a car approached.
Alysa rolled down the window and called out,
“Hey, think I figured out why we needed to go out to dinner tonight. Don’t ask where the car is from because I won’t tell you.”
Jewel and Romero were in the back seat of the car, faces pale and harried.
Throwing the body in the trunk, Anatole and Isaac climbed in.
Alysa began to drive and all the passengers immediately wished they were back at the restaurant on solid ground.
Meanwhile in LA’s new Ivory Tower...
Prince William busily sighed away at important documents regarding kindred society and his business while his sheriff and lover Ms. Balewa stood guard over him protectively. No one was allowed in or out. Theoretically, anyhow.
The door flew open and Ms. Balewa reached into the waistband of her coat.
A white cloth landed on the ground with a thud, and a Brady Bunch of other kindred appeared in the room behind it,
Romero and Anatole harshly uncovered the tied up Lasombra and removed the stake. An unholy scream pierced the air and rattled the windows.
Baron Isaac gave Prince William a pointed look while the ghouls winced from the loud wail.
''Who are you and what are you doing in my city?" Prince William asked the Lasombra, trying to remain calm but it was obvious that he was pissed beyond words.To his amazement the, Lasombra laughed and the sound sent chills down the human’s spines.
''You think I'm scared of you, Ventrue? You are nothing but a wannabe prince in a line of wannabe princes in a city that's one of the worst places on earth! I don't know why you’re even allowing this little whore over here to be baroness!... But before he could finish Isaac with the speed of a cheetah.
Isaac quickly grabbed him by the throat and squeezed so hard that the gang were afraid he was going to snap his neck! The lasombra began to dissolve into shadow as Isaac began to snarl threats at him.
The Prince interupted the attempted murder. “ Mr. Abrams, that is enough. You are not the Prince of LA, I am. You do not have the authority to decide this man’s fate.”
Isaac was left holding nothing and shadows materialized next to him and became the attacker.
“Wait, how do you know about the new barons? That announcement has not happened yet.” Isaac looked to the other Anarchs for help, but their faces were blank with fear at being in an Ivory Tower.
Isaac turned to leave but was grabbed by the sheriff and forced to look at the prince.
“You know, none of this would have happened if you just gave up on the Barony and joined the Ivory Tower. If you did not have baronesses, this man would not have had any reason to attack you.” Willam turned to look at the shadow dancer.
“For now, I will not kill you, but you will be questioned and put on trial. No matter your business in my domain, you should have made your presence known to me to gain permission to be here.”
Isaac looked at Jewel. “The baroness will have to be under strict watch until we find out who sent him and who he's working for. The announcement will be postponed, even though it sounds like the news has already spread amongst the other kindred."
Prince William sat down in his chair and sipped at a blood mixed wine.''Thank you all for reporting this, it will be dealt with appropriately. And Issac, the offer to join the Tower still stands. I can only offer you protection if we are on the same side.”
“I will never join the tower. Thank you for your offer. Jewel, I will look into who sent the attacker to us and I will call a blood hunt on them, I cannot allow the kindred in Hollywood to kill each other off.”
The Prince indicated he was done dealing with the rabble, and the Anarch left the office. Isaac had many problems now and with the restaurant being thrashed and the safety of his bride, he was starting to worry more and more. Taking out his phone, the vampire hesitated before texting the number to Jewel's parents.
“Mr. And Mrs. Price, we need to talk”
The response was immediate.
''We will discuss whatever it is in person, this line is not secure. Let us all meet tonight at 8:00pm."
Isaac had a lump in his throat. “So be it,” he thought to himself, “ I'll let Jewel know” He texted back “understood” and pocketed his phone.
Isaac thanked Anatole and Alysa for their help and promised to give them a boon later on should they ever need anything. He then told Romero and Jewel to follow him as he called the limo, it wasn't safe for them at his old haven so the vacation Haven would have to do for tonight.
''We can't go back home and you can't go back to the house either, Jewel, we can't risk endangering your roommates or you whatsoever. Who ever is after you is probably upset that your going to be a baroness or it's chance, but I don’t think it is chance" Issac said. He really hated to do this, but he couldn't risk losing her. Luckily, his ghouls knew better than to argue.
“So much for an engagement dinner.” Jewel thought to herself.
Saying their goodbyes, the vampires and ghouls departed and the limo came up and picked them up. On their way to the second Haven, Jewel had fallen asleep on the way there but Romero was as tense as ever. Reaching over, Iissac rubbed soothing circles on his hands, but still the ghoul was on edge, and who could blame him? Tonight was a rather shocking and nerve wracking as it is. Romero gave him a small smile, but it was one of nervousness. The drive to the haven was quiet.Two hours later, Isaac gently shook Jewel awake as they arrived at the other haven. The ghoul stretched and got out of the car, and the two were ushered in. Issac tipped the driver a very handsome amount of cash and with a commanding voice, told the driver “Forget where this is and what happened tonight.” The ghoul happily accepted the cash before driving away.
Walking inside, Issac flipped on the lights and the three got settled in for the night.
Kicking her heels off, Jewel walked up the stairs and walked up to her room. Well, beauty room to be exact and closed the door behind her. Sitting down at her vanity, the necromancer muttered an incantation and the vanity mirror shone bright before opening up a portal to her roommate Susi's room, which scared the living daylights out of her and her boyfriend Mercurio. ''Jewel, goddamn it! How many times did we tell you not to do that magical shit unexpectedly!"
Mercurio angrily quipped before holding a hand to his heart and Susi just laughed as Jewel rolled her eyes.
''Look, I'm sorry, okay. But something bad happened today and I'm going to have to be put under protection from Isaac." Jewel confessed and Susi and Mercurio froze .
“What? Why? They asked, a look of deep concern shone on their faces.
Jewel explained the events of the night to them and the couple exchanged worried looks.
“Hey, where are you? Are you going to be safe?" Susi asked.
And Jewel smiled but waved it off. '' I'm at Isaac’s vacation home. Don't worry, we have everything under control. They tried to kill me, but trying the second time is an immediate death wish. Besides, I placed a spell on the house and myself so nobody could track us. This isn't my first rodeo after all." Jewel replied calmly while a ghostly familiar helped her take her makeup off while the other handed her a mirror before floating off towards her wardrobe.
Mercurio looked like he wanted to say something but stopped himself. Jewel was stubborn and he heard she was even harder to convince to stop doing things. When she made up her mind, the perfume bottle on the vanity vibrated and that meant she was receiving another call.
Jewel tried to smile through it. “I love you both but i have to go now we'll talk tomorrow." She promised.
Susi frowned, crossing her arms in disapproval. ''Alright, goodnight. but please stay safe." she asked.
“Will do,” Jewel promised before pressing her finger to the mirror and closing the chat. Picking up the next call, Two appeared through the mirror, looking a bit peeved. Why he so mad at her? Then it dawned on her. She completely forgot she promised to watch horror flicks with him.
When it rains, it monsoons.
#vtmb au#vampires#vampires in love#vampire loving human#attempted murder#romance#drama#unplanned pregnancy
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all those tucson things
Hi friends! Happy Monday! I hope your morning is off to a wonderful start.
What a weekend. Betsy and her fam spent a few days in Tucson with us, and we spent time together at the pool, checking out some of our favorite spots, and eating all the good stuff.
Friday morning, we hit the hotel pool bright and early. The kiddos played and splashed around for 3 hours (!) while the adults chatted, drank prickly pear margaritas, and we all snacked on nachos and quesadillas. It feels like summer is officially here, and after a full day of swimming, we came back home for nap time and quiet time.
Later that evening, we had a get-together with the neighbors from our street. I wish I would have gotten a pic of the entire spread, but it was a legit feast. Our contribution: Uncle Eric’s famous pasta salad (you need this in your life!), some brownies with peanut butter frosting, and a cooler of LaCriox. There was also an entire smoked turkey, BBQ ribs, beef with green chilies and homemade tortillas, three different types of salads, chopped fresh fruit, potato salad, handmade pork dumplings and mochi (!!!!), cucumbers in a red chili sauce that were out of this world, pies, cakes, and cookies. It was crazy!! We sat in one of the neighbor’s driveways, eating and talking, while the kiddos played tag in the cul-de-sac.
Needless to say, we’ve moved around A LOT, and we haven’t experienced anything like our neighbors in Tucson. I can’t even tell you guys how many times different people on our street saved the day while Tom was gone. One changed the lightbulbs on our porch with his enormous ladder, another put a fresh battery in my garage clicker when he saw me standing outside trying to get our garage to open, and we were constantly surprised by baked goodies and treats while he was away. It’s not unusual for me to get out of the car with the girls and a neighbor to run over with Fudgesicles for each of them. We try to share the love whenever I make fresh bread or enchiladas.
After our street party, we’d promised the girls we’d meet up with Betsy and the kiddos at Trail Dust Town, but by that point, they had headed back to the hotel, totally exhausted from a full day. We ended up taking the girls anyway to ride a couple of rides, and then back home for them to crash into bed!
Our Saturday adventures included an Orangetheory class,
miniature golf and bumper boats at Golf n’ Stuff,
and dinner at Commoner & Co. Of course, we got the Chef’s Tile and Goat Cheese Tart, the mussels,
and for my entree, I got the usual salmon. It has creamy mushroom risotto, crispy kale chips, and a lemon gremolata. I hope they never take it off the menu.
Even though we were pretty stuffed at this point, we headed across the street to Blue Ice for gelato. We enjoyed it outside on the patio, while the kids all danced around to the live music. It was perfect. <3
(Wy really wanted to photobomb us hahah)
The kids:
Sunday morning, Betsy and I caught an early barre3 class,
grabbed a green juice,
and then got ready to head to Ventana for their famous Blues, Brews & BBQ Sunday brunch. If you even visit Tucson over a weekend, this is a must-do. Just make sure to get reservations in advance. The spread includes the usual breakfast buffet fare (salads, omelet station, potatoes, Benedict, waffles, pastries, breakfast meats, etc), but they also have an outdoor BBQ with grilled fruits and veggies, mac n’ cheese, Sonoran hot dogs, cornbread, and mashed potatoes. Inside, there’s a full cold bars with shrimp, oysters, and sushi, and they have a giant dessert table with a chocolate fountain and any type of baked treat you could wish for.
(Living their very best lives all weekend)
My first plate usually looks something like this:
They also have endless mimosas, Bloody Marys, beer, and coffee.
After brunch, we went to the pool the spend the rest of the day swimming. The water was too cold for me and P – we’re more hot tub kinda girls – so she napped on my lap in the shade. I could have spent the entire day out there, watching Livi swim like a mermaid, and the weather was absolutely perfect.
It was a great weekend with wonderful friends, and I’m pretty pumped that we get to see then again in a few weeks for our cruise!
For now, it’s back to work for this girl. I’m starting to get everything together for Summer Shape Up and can’t wait to share it with you in June.
Happy Monday, friends!
xo
Gina
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