#but he definitely takes the cake

[magicicephoenix]

Happy Bendyversary!! He’s now 7 years old! :O

[little-pondhead]

Oops.

While learning to control his powers under the guidance of Clockwork, Danny accidentally curses his own bloodline with the Curse of Sentient Food several centuries in the past. Originally, a witch was supposed to curse his family. Oops. Well, the Fentons were always adapting, and technically, either way, he'd end up battling dino nuggets at three am in his underwear, no matter who the curse came from. So he shrugged and continued on.

Unfortunately, this also means that out of nowhere, the timeline shifted, and some of his very distant relatives are now battling their food into submission at every meal because Danny is ultimately way more powerful than some mortal witch from the 1600s. His version of the curse reached literally everyone he could ever be related to for the last few centuries. Even if they were adopted into the family!

So, returning to the present time after training, Danny is a little startled to see some news clips of people's dinners coming to life and beginning revolutions. Wow, John Fentonightingale really got around, didn't he? He felt a little uncomfortable that now all these random people had to deal with their share of Fenton luck, but from some of the interviews, everyone seemed to be handling it pretty well!

Especially his so-distant-they're-on-another-tree cousins, the Kents, who contacted his family directly, asking how best to prepare a zombie turkey. Their son was coming for Thanksgiving with his new wife and some coworkers, and they just refused to make the guests fight for their lives on a holiday!

They invited the Fentons to join them, of course.

[guildling]

i appreciate him very much

[cherubchoirs]

How did it feel for Gabriel to fall? His decent into a deep depression over everything that has happened. His slow transformation with all the new growing pains, the loss of his ability to summon light constructs and flight... for him to go through so much pain and yet choosing to let V1 inherit his light. Does he feel ANY regret at all in his choice there?

definitely, gabriel has many complex and varied emotions that surround his fall from what has changed, what he has given up, and what his life looks like now. being fallen is, by design whether purposeful or not, a very miserable state. angels are so wholly defined by their work, by their relation to god, that to be severed from him will naturally make one feel incomplete and comes with predetermined guilt and regret. gabriel has come to understand that the system he worked so hard for was broken - the council, despite believing in the word of god as much as he did, was tyrannical, yet he now wonders if the fault lay in its root or its stars, not those that carried it out necessarily. the council had not really strayed from god, they carried on his will as they interpreted it, and so gabriel sees, logically, morally as he now defines it, that god had been. wrong. he had done harm and so had not been infallible as they believed. yet this was gabriel's world, it's what he believed and what he cleaved to, and beyond that it was the foundation of the entire system the universe operated on. and he had preeminence in it. he was an archangel, beloved in heaven and the one who announced the coming of christ. yes, there are many flaws in retrospect, in the life he had to lead in heaven and what he had to do, but gabriel existed in eternal light and paradise, he carried out some of the highest of god's will. and that's hard to part from, no matter what he's come to realize.

so there are many times gabriel is angry, hateful, despondent and regretful of his choices and what they've come to. gabriel, at least for quite some time, continues to actually be religious, he continues to pray and to practice as he always has but not simply out of routine. he still needs god, still speaks to him and asks him why, asks for comfort, asks still if this was the right thing for him to do. he reads scripture when he can, though it becomes increasingly difficult as he turns into a fully fallen angel - the words begin to blur in his vision, they begin to burn in his throat, they eventually make him so nauseous he can't bear to see them. and it causes a deep, aching rage in him. his comfort is in service and that is stripped of him, it's just hell in a new body and a new life that he can't navigate when he's never even considered an identity apart from heaven. he doesn't know who gabriel is. he doesn't know what he wants. he can't fix anything, so many now dead even in hell and he without anything to offer even if he could. he can't turn back time, he can't right what was done wrong, and he lives now with some constant pain, a deep set cold that could freeze him into place. his halo has crumbled, his wings have withered away so that he can never fly again. it's devastation, it's loss. a loss of everything. part of him, knowing it's not true at all times, prays this is a nightmare he might wake from. his love for v1 is true, his convictions and morals remain, yet this could never be taken graciously.

it's why he descends into a full demonic identity for a time, why, once his transformation is complete, he refuses to adhere to rules or any code of ethics. he is angry to his core, with himself, with v1, with the council and with god. with the whole world. some of it too is in rebellion for how he had to live, but so much of it is to release his pain lest the pressure destroy him from the inside. there must be something salvageable, some identity for him in this, and so he becomes the stereotype of a demon, bloody, crass, ruthless. he does begin to work through it during this phase (surprisingly) but it's not a quick process, and gabriel carries his regret for a long, long time. so much of him is happy in finding who he really is, adores v1 and the life he builds with it in the depths of fraud, yet his soul seems forever rent, at least in part, for what it cost. he begins more to wish not that he had made some other choice or even had stayed ignorant, but wishes instead it had all been different, from the very start. it stays in him like a rot he can't work out, knowing he did right, knowing he has gotten a chance to live as himself, but forever burdened with losing paradise. there is some envy reconnecting with his brothers, particularly irritable at times with michael who should be sharing his place in hell yet remains prince of heaven. and he KNOWS it's ridiculous to feel any jealousy for mike's position, but in the back of his mind....he starts to wonder....if there's any truth in michael's words. did god save him in some way from falling? was gabriel not enough? (ironic really, considering mike is jealous of gabriel for parallel reasoning)

truly, i don't think there is a fully satisfying ending for gabriel's emotions here - he does arrive in a place where he is glad he did what he did, he accepts the burden he took on and believes it was necessary. not only that, but he's glad he was able to open his eyes to what he had done, glad he could love and carve a path no matter how terrible it may seem, and get the chance to do what he can in recompense though it is little. but discontentment remains in some small part of him and he wonders if that's just a part of god's awful design, for a fallen angel to never be happy. but, he supposes, he likewise would never have been happy knowing what he does now and doing nothing about it. he ate the fruit, though not by his own choice, and there is nothing to be done for it. by the time he gives his light over to v1, he has made the most of his peace, though there is something bittersweet in the donation. v1 revives with many of the powers he lost and there is an ache seeing it, but ultimately it's small considering what he's come from and worked through. the light feels like home still when he holds v1, it welcomes him back and it's good to know how in some way it's still his. in fact, i think it heals some little part of him to know the council or even god himself could not truly take his essence from it, and it had been waiting to see him again even after all this time.

[undertheredhood]

the real reason why tim never publicly makes fun of jason for wearing a knock-off robin suit while beating him up is because jason (during his revenge plan to kill the joker) had found the extremely embarrassing self-insert wattpad fanfic he wrote about being sold to batman by his parents and the last thing tim needs is anyone else finding out about it

[thedevotionaltour]

personally i like to envision a time where matt tries to be a dick and rags on foggy for his snacks and foggy just shoots back asking matt what's with the large coke sitting on his desk then. that's the second large coke i've seen grace your desk this week. and it's not even a bottle you got at the store that's a cup. that's a large cup. should i mention the can in the garbage too. and matt shuts up from there for the afternoon.

[todayisafridaynight]

YOU MAKE THAT POST AND DON'T SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON EVERYONE'S OPINION ON SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG???

I MEAN IT'S SUCH A NICHE FUCKING TOPIC LMAO I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WOULD CARE

but anyway here's the Egregiously Simplified version of Everyone Is Forced To Play Ten Routes Of Shadow The Hedgehog And Has To Give Their Opinion Afterwards

[dnangelic]

'stealing is bad and wrong' words from a guy who steals a whole cake on his off time to share with his fucked up rabbit dog thing

[485132]

i just finished the elden ring dlc. i beat all the available bosses.

and that allows me to say

with the clearest certainty

that for ME

the hardest fight by far was motherfucking Malenia.

it's the fact that she heals after every strike against you, it's the fact that she has two fucking health bars, and it's the fact that her waterfowl dance has such a steep learning curve to successfully dodge (and even then i can't perfectly dodge it).

not even the final boss of the dlc compares in difficulty.

i don't know who i ultimately spent more time doing, but in terms of mechanics and how i felt about it, malenia takes the cake for the most difficult

[arcaneillusion]

cressida and johanna are married and living in district 4 next door to annie and finnick. katniss and peeta visit occasionally, along with a reluctant (but secretly contented) haymitch. everyone is happy. everyone is healing. this is canon. thank u for ur time.

[befuddled-calico-whump]

Desert island AU for the t$$ gang?

Despite having next-to-no wilderness skills, Jericho stays the most level headed. He keeps his thoughts away from panic or anxiety at their situation by ensuring everyone stays healthy and safe (to the best of his ability)

Kaius knows a little about bushcraft through books and research. He's almost as calm as Jericho, but loses points for being snarkier than normal. (He insults people when he's on edge)

Joy is low-key excited (underneath the worry that they'll never get home) since this is something she's always had in the back of her head that she needs to be prepared for (kind of like sharks and quicksand). She'd be a lifesaver when it came to constructing shelters and coming up with tools/systems for the team to use

Hunter would be the one who'd secretly stop eating/sneak more food into the others' rations if things started getting rough. He doesn't have a lot of knowledge, and sees himself as both the most expendable, and the one who can handle it the best

Benji keeps morale alive with stories and songs. (He tried sea shanties at first to fit the scene, but he only knows two and started getting lightheartedly booed whenever he started one). This is one of the few scenarios where he might hide an injury/illness, since the others are already working hard and he doesn't want anyone to worry

[notoriousturnip]

I love House of Wax (2005!!) with all my heart, but I found the twist at the end so funny. Like, I know it was probably teasing a sequel, but in my head, it seemed like a hand fisted detail that added little to nothing to the story. And also like the most generic plot twist you could ever add.

Spoilers under the cut even though this movie is old

"They didn't have two sons...They had three"

The 3rd redneck during the rest of the movie after dropping those two off: 🧍‍♂️

They didn't even reference him in that one scene at the beginning of the movie. Bro is the middle child

[haruchuiyo]

ok since it’s my bday imma list down stuff my blorbos would gift me 😼

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

this can’t be happening to me

[earl-grey-love]

Ugh I had a pretty intense day. I wanna spend some time with Sim.eon, that'd make me feel better.

[dewshakes]

Finn being massively ripped is something that can be so special