#but good luck buddy you are not gonna win the battle for Phil's heart LMFAO
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royalarchivist · 2 years ago
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Forever: Wow so, the vanilla eh, don't have the- the Eggs with a glock?
Phil: Yeah they don't have Eggs with glocks, yeah.
Forever: Yeah yeah yeah, that should be a- a nice addition.
Phil: You know, I was thinking that, and I might pitch it, I might pitch it to Mojang. Hey Chayanne you can get out with this. There you go.
Forever: What do you think about, like a baby zombie with a glock?
Phil: [Sighing heavily into his microphone] I would hate that. I would hate that so much.
Forever: [laughs]
Phil: YOU KNOW I WOULD. You know I would! Stop mocking me! [laughs]
Forever: I don't know what you're talking about! What's your problem with baby zombies? They're so fun and cute.
[Phil cracks up and Forever cackles]
Phil: Chat, that was literally the equivalent of, "Haha you're so funny and sexy, haha."
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