#but good god lmao of all the things. i literally take two baths a week every week
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the tiny little points of friction in my relationship with my parents are sooooo funny. one of my biggest complaints is that they keep interfering while im trying to run my fucking baths skdbdks like my tub doesnt fill that fast so ill turn the water on and walk away to go do something and it freaks both of them out SO bad despite the fact that ive never once let the tub run over, much less actually flooded anything. theyre just horrified by the thought that im not checking on it every 30 seconds despite it taking a good 15 minutes to fill.
anyway today i went downstairs to put some batch cooking i'd done into containers and was kinda hurrying bc i didnt want to wait too long to check the tub. finished up, went upstairs. the fuckin water is off. leave it alone, go back down, do my dishes. a few minutes later, now that ive kind of got my temper under control, i ask my mom how long the water has been off. my dad, overhearing and clearly feeling bad about his lack of faith in my bathtub-related judgment, calls "since about a minute before you went up to check on it" from the other room. im vindicated, but also in our generally good and trusting relationship how is this the hill you wanna die on lmao, the hill of 'in 30 years in this house you've never flooded your bathroom but i KNOW you're gonna' ๐ญ
#sage talks#if he just really needs to be annoying about it i can accept him being annoying about it if he can accept that ill be annoyed about it#but good god lmao of all the things. i literally take two baths a week every week#why would i not be capable of this skdndks
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I'm finally starting HSR 3.0 and since I can't resist babbling about it in real time, it should probably be here behind a spoiler warning for anyone coming even later than I am.
Part 1 of many
...hey guys... yall been.. standing there waiting for me for two weeks?
cmon hoyo let me do the funniest thing ever
lol do it

foreshadowing.txt

YOU CAN'T just make your "eternal world" an infinity sign hoyo CMON

HMMM I wonder how that might happen, SUNDAY

March sounds so weak ;_;
Welt wants to go adventurin' cmon Himeko let him out to play
aww yeah, saucer separation! This is gonna be a good episode
This is why you don't let Stelle drive
Dan Heng you're just gonna lie to their faces like that lmao

If you revisit March before leaving she warns you that the first person you've met on every world has had a dark secret. Five seconds later "Mem mem?"
Hey, my bat!
...baby.
Ah, this is Tribbie, whose name I always read as tribble.
Stelle, please pay attention to the ominous bold words in her dialogue.
Elysia spotted

why are they confused about understanding the local language? Isn't that what the synesthesia beacon is for?
Nice of the Suffering Masses to be on display for us to witness so easily
"That darn Finality!"
Who let saurians into my star rial
"Suffering is bad for your health" no shit buddy
game crashed? HSR has literally never crashed for me before. Nor has Genshin for that matter (but boy ZZZ sure did a lot in 1.0)
Tri-bbie
No one tells the Galactic Baseballer what to do!

I've been on this shitty planet for 5 minutes and I'm already killing god. Either we got here at a super-convenient time, or there's some time loop shenanigans going on.
Excuse me, Stelle can just *poof* down a space anchor wherever she wants?
Hey team, Amphoreus was a flop. Let's take off.

Sorry, March, I found a new pink best friend. "Mem"? What's that? I'm talking about this thing

I can make them kiss

Should I really be running around in the public bath in my boots
I'm doing my very best to pay attention to this story but Stelle is having even shorter attention span than me.
Entire computer froze. This patch doesn't want me to play it
You can't just SAY it

Is this some Earth-in-HI3-nonsense going on?

"Rules are made to be broken" <- immediately succumbs to whatever every local leader tells her to do

I choose to believe that Stelle is naming all these butterflies in her head the only way she knows (name = attribute + "fly")

this minigame has high stakes

No no, I didn't "knock down a sculpture on my own head," I just had an

uh hey off topic but I just realized I didn't get any new texts after pulling Big Herta. Boo.
See, I told you it'd be fine.

hey. I found March a new gf.

I think we should be able to tell March the whole planet thinks she's a cutie. It'd make her feel better.
I've been here for 3 hours and have already passed out in public three times

Nous? Is that you?

Sorry bath seal, I have a new best friend. "Mem"? No, what's that? I mean this thing.

Important question... can anyone else actually see these butterflies? Cause...
Well, that question answered itself quickly.
Excuse me hoyo, but this is an Italian object you are referencing in Space Greece.
No one told me Firefly was on Amphoreus!

Why can't I bring the giant seal doll back to decorate my real room? I just got one of those!
Oh I'm gonna lie my ass off and get a hug from Castorice :3
...I accidentally was too honest, no huggies
Aside: did they ever explain how coming here is gonna fuel the train? Beyond "it likes going new places"?
Wow, I beat the game! I'm sure everything will work out fine without our help.

Okay time for a break. More later.
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Bestie! Would you ever consider doing a NSFW alphabet for Leon? ๐ I love love love your characterisation of him sm so I think it'd be interesting to see your take on it
u know what just for u bestieโฆโฆ lets do it :3 not too explicit/detailed cause iโm still kinda burnt out from smut week but iโve been wanting to do this for so long!!!!
anyway i hope these are adequate i havenโt done this format in years :3
A = Aftercare (what theyโre like after sex)
depends on the era i think!! re6/vendetta leon would throw you a towel and say he had a good time. younger leon would be a lot more receptive to affection. maybe cuddle you to sleep, share a nice bath.
he craves that closeness no matter the age, but older leon doesnโt believe he deserves it.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerโs)
aside from his hair, leon is very proud of his arms. he fights, he protects, he comforts with them. theyโre strong enough to lift you or hold you downโwhatever the situation calls for.
he loves your hands the most. they bandage him up, they play with his hair, they rub his back. they make him all sensitive and pliant and needy and godโthey look so nice wrapped around his cock.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
leon likes to mark his territory. loves it, actually. which means he prefers to cum on you rather than inside you. it doesnโt make sense to him, and he just chalks it up to that leftover monkey brain everybody loves to blame.
(he just likes knowing that youโre his. seeing the visual representation, and it helps that you always choose the area.)
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
the older he gets, the more masochistic he becomes in bed. he likes the pain because he deserves it. in some fucked up way, it reminds him of his humanity. that thereโs a person still left somewhere inside him, beneath all the regret and the drench-drowned apathy.
he likes the bruises the most.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyโre doing?)
iโm gonna be honest here: i donโt think any of the leons have much sexual experience. heโs depressed and worn-down and heโs been chasing after an untouchable woman for the better part of two (maybe three) decades.
you would have to teach him a lot, and that isnโt a bad thing. he would be an eager learner no matter the age.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
cowgirl. he loves the view and the relinquishing of control and thereโs something breathtaking about how you take your pleasure.
bonus points if youโre subduing him in some kind of way.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
itโs a toss-up with this man. he knows when to be serious and when to try some goofy shit. i literally wrote a whole fic about it LMAO!!
leon would absolutely know how to make you laugh and he would know the best way to piss you off. within reason. but he knows tenderness, too. he wonโt admit to needing it, but you always know.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
i know that capcom loves their characters hairless, but leon has body hair!! i like to think he trims his pubes for the most part but shaves every once in a while to shake things up. sometimes he just prefers the feel of bare skin.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
is very very romantic in his own way. this is leon, after all.
he craves intimacy most when he comes home to you after a long time away. sex is a quick fix, and youโre his biggest comfort. itโs all slow and tender and there are tears that you refuse to bring attention to. you spend more time kissing and whispering assurance than actually fucking.
he would never ever admit it, but those nights keep him going. make the long flights home worth it.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
he masturbates only to fulfill a need. to let off some steam. maybe to help a headache. when heโs a little too stressed and thereโs nothing to do but wait and he feels much too antsy to be sitting around.
if heโs in a relationship, it becomes more sexual. he sees your photos, he remembers the sex, and he misses you so badlyโwhat else can he do when heโa halfway across the world?
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
this man is without a doubt submissive. has a huge praise kink. the older he gets, the more he enjoys being marked up. with the right person, he turns to putty at choking.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
for leon, sex is a private thing. so much of his life has been documented that he deserves one sacred facet. as long as itโs inside a home, heโs not picky about the location, but he absolutely would not have sex semi-publicly or publicly no no no.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
i think leon is very visual in what he finds attractive. appreciates a good set of lingerie, the slit of a dress, a few buttons undone on a dress shirt. he likes the tease of it all.
N = No (something they wouldnโt do, turn offs)
would never ever strike his partner to the point of genuine injury. maybe a light spank, a little breath play, but he would not enjoy seeing you covered in bruises or welts or any of that. i think that would be a huge trigger for him.
i also donโt think he would be into any kind of cruelty, even through RP. like kidnapping or CNC or anything like that. maybe a humiliation kink within specific limits.
being mean to you or hurting you, even in a safe space, just isnโt his idea of sexy or fun ok!!
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
like i said above, you would definitely have to teach him, but heโs very enthusiastic about learning. goes absolutely crazy when heโs on the receiving end though. i have this headcanon that he struggles with his libido a lot due to stress, so he definitely prefers to give than receive.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
definitely depends on his mood. if heโs a frustrated mess, he needs something to put that energy toward. if heโs upset or tired, itโs gonna be a slow ride, if sex even happens at all.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
he only prefers quickies on the days he leaves for missions. one last fuck to tide both of you over.
any other time he likes to savorโyour taste, the warmth of your skin, the clutch of your body. youโre so so good to him, and he doesnโt deserve it, and he takes his time you like itโs your last time together.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
heโs open-minded to an extent. heโs very much a man of routine so youโd have to slowly introduce him to new ideas and kinks.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
yall are gonna be mad at me but letโs be so very realistic here. heโs a one round and done kinda man. letโs go to bed, recuperate our energy, then fuck tomorrow.
heโll give you a very strong 20 minutes before heโs done. excluding foreplay.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
he can be gone for VERY long stretches of time, so you already know he keeps you stocked up on toys. and of course he uses them on you when he comes home. (very useful for when heโs too tired or not in the mood, but he still wants to contribute to your pleasure.)
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
heโs a little shit. teases you as much as he can.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
i am team whining, whimpering leon and you cannot change my mind!!! not exactly loud, but he is vocal.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
i feel like iโve already given away my best headcanons so iโll just say that heโs fallen asleep while you were riding him before and you had to wake his ass up to get onto him cause why did you not tell me you were that tired??? and he joked that you rocked him to sleep.
X = X-ray (letโs see whatโs going on under those clothes)
spreading my โleon is perfectly averageโ propaganda by declaring that heโs 5-6 inches hard. has a nice girth, no curve.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
used to be higher when he was younger but now he can go without sex regularly.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
i think heโd be one of those people who have to get a lil snack and a drink after sex. maybe even a nice shower with his partner if it isnโt too late into the night. an hour later, though, and heโs ready to pass out.
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BnHA Chapter 320: Deku vs. Class 1-A
Previously on BnHA: Flashback!Kacchan was all โfuck Deku and fuck his stupid goodbye letters, I need to speak to somebody in charge.โ Endeavor was all โhello, I am Somebody In Charge.โ Kacchan was all โlisten up asshole, you need to let us go out and collect our wayward nerd because you stupidly left him alone with All Might and thatโs a fast track to disaster right there.โ Endeavor was all, โ[self-incriminating silence].โ Rat Principal was all, โokay sure, have fun kids.โ Back in the present, class 1-A was all โhi Dekuโ and Deku was all โIโM FINE!!!!!โ and Kacchan was all โTHATโS WHAT I THOUGHT YOUโD SAY YOU DUMB FUCKING NERDโ and so the kids all got ready to fight, because OF COURSE theyโre gonna fight. Sorry guys, but yeah itโs happening.
Today on BnHA: Kacchan is all โwhatโs up Deku you look like a possessed Rorschach test, so anyway how are the new quirks coming along.โ Deku is all โtheyโre coming along like THISโ and uses Smokescreen to try and get away. Kacchan is all โPHASE ONE COMMENCEโ, and Kouda, Sero, Jirou, and Ojiro leap into the fray to shower Deku with heaps of love and violence, because this is a shounen manga and kicking someoneโs ass while simultaneously proclaiming your undying admiration for them is just how itโs done in these parts. The KoudaSeroOJirou squad then passes the baton to Satou, Momo, Tokoyami, Kaminari, and Shouji, who are all โfuck this maskโ and do a bunch of stuff to tear Dekuโs mask off because theyโre the real heroes. Shouto is all โLOOK AT THE LITTLE CRYBABY, THATโS RIGHT, GO AHEAD AND FUCKING CRY and by the way let us share your burden please,โ and once again I swear this is all very deeply moving and touching within the actual context. The chapter ends with Tsuyu being all โlook at me. Iโm the cliffhanger now,โ and damn.
lol what
I donโt think anyone was expecting that. I mean, not that Iโve got anything against Tsuyu or anything. anyways itโs a very nice cover and I love the colors and I hope this means Tsuyuโs gonna do something badass
also, โDeku vs Class Aโ -- pretty much the expected title, but itโs still got me hyped nonetheless fuck yeah letโs go
IIDA ANGST

Iida Tenya really said โfuck the uniform code, weโre leaving the helmet at home today.โ sorry kids, prim and proper C-3PO Comic Relief Iida has left the building. can I interest you in some Serious Iida
meanwhile Kacchan is all โsup Deku, I heard you got a few more quirks, and might I just add that you look like the Snyder Cut of Detective Pikachuโ

โyou look like a tarred and feathered squidโ okay easy there Kacchan. I mean itโs all true of course, but still
โthank you all for comingโ OH EXCUSE ME SON, WERE YOU PLANNING ON GOING SOMEWHERE. LETโS JUST SEE HOW THAT PLAYS OUT
yep and thereโs Smokescreen, right on cue

okay Horikoshi, I leave it in your hands. hopefully you can come up with some more interesting combos than my dumbass predictions lol
LOL THIS ISNโT A COMBO AT ALL

โexplosions solve everythingโ -- Horikoshi Kouhei, 2021. something something shockwave, something something handwave ta-da no more smoke. lol okay then
oh, ouch

he would know, wouldnโt he. nice application of one of your many hard-earned life lessons, Kacchan
by the way you guys, just as an experiment, Iโm going to try to anticipate some of the discourse this week in the hopes of preemptively addressing it and thus saving myself some time later on lol. so hereโs our first test run!
ANTICIPATED DISCOURSE: โoh my god what a fucking hypocrite can you believe this fucking guyโ
PREEMPTIVE REBUTTAL: itโs precisely because Kacchan has been in this exact situation himself that heโs able to recognize his past self in Deku now and call him out on it. just because it took him sixteen years to get it through his head that he canโt accomplish every single thing completely by himself doesnโt mean Deku has to go down that same path. so yeah, maybe it is a bit hypocritical, but if you insist that the only people qualified to call out stupid shit are people who have never done a single stupid thing in their own lives, then what youโre basically saying is that absolutely no one on earth is qualified lol. so yeah, Iโd have to disagree
and one last unrelated note, Iโm willing to bet the whole โyou didnโt even say a word before you ran offโ thing is possibly the first thing Kacchanโs said in this whole encounter that actually does stem from genuine hurt rather than his tough-love-harsh-truths strategy. IโM TAKING NOTES HERE HORIKOSHI. at this rate itโll take twice as many chapters as DvK2 for them to hash out all the stuff between them, geez
anyway so I gotta say, so far Deku vs. Class A is looking an awful lot like a DvK3 wearing a hat, trenchcoat, and sunglasses lol
OH SHIT I TAKE IT BACK??

FUCK YEAH, YOU GO KOUDA. and I guess he ditched his mask as well! excellent
so far the strategy here seems to be โKacchan says all the mean tough love shit while the rest of 1-A balances it out with warmth and kindnessโ, which actually works pretty well imo. Deku is one of those people that doesnโt usually need a Kacchan Translator anyway, but just in case, this is very efficient
mm but of course Deku is slingshotting himself away with Blackwhip. all right then, whoโs up next!
FUCK YEAH

okay but seriously you guys, what is going on with Seroโs face in these last couple of chapters though, itโs really starting to unnerve me. is he trying to emulate Kacchanโs whole asymmetrical facial expressions thing?
in fact let me just quickly hit pause here because,
ANTICIPATED DISCOURSE: โSERO IS TOGA??!โ
PREEMPTIVE REBUTTAL: no
oh snap looks like Jirouโs getting in on the action too!
poor Jirou probably spent days racking her brain trying to think of something she could bond with Deku over. is Horikoshi doing these in reverse order of the kids who have had the most interaction with him? that would explain why poor Kouda didnโt get a flashback lol
omg. well that answers that
so by my count, Satou and Hagakure are the only ones remaining in this first tier of kids who Still Appreciate Midoriya even though theyโve barely ever spoken two words to him in their lives lol. so theyโll probably be next, and then weโll get to the next tier of kids who are pretty good friends with him but not quite besties. and then weโll move on to the IidaRokiRaka trio, and then lastly, to the boy who is in a tier all his own
BUT FIRST, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR

and by โsponsorโ I mean the Dekuangst. just in case that wasnโt clear. indeed, many thanks to the Dekuangst for making this all possible
(ETA: okay so this whole โtake me awayโ line seemed pretty weird to me, and sure enough itโs yet another one of those cases where only the verb is specified, and the object is left to the readerโs interpretation. so even though the translation says โtake meย awayโ, Iโm pretty sure that what Dekuโs actually saying is โtake you awayโ -- as in, his loved ones will be taken away by AFO.
and that is literally the way he phrases it, though -- the verb used is โๅฅชใโ (ubau), meaning โto snatch away; to dispossess; to steal.โ which, god, that hurts my whole goddamn heart though, because for him to say it like that?? not โAFO will kill youโ, but โAFO will take you away from me.โ he canโt have nice things anymore because of AFO. he canโt be around the people he loves because AFO will hurt them. he canโt have happinessย because AFO will take it away from him. anyway so where the fuck is AFO right now, motherfucker I just want to talk.)
by the way can Ojiro just extend his tail to whatever fucking length he wants or what because itโs like twelve feet long in this panel lol
WOOO FUCK YEAH TOKOYAMI


YOU LOVE TO SEE IT!! BUT WHEREโS YOUR FLASHBACK? YOUโVE HAD A BUNCH OF INTERACTIONS WITH HIM, THATโS NOT FAIR
okay so now Satouโs stepping in which is back to my anticipated order, so maybe Toko will finish his little moment afterward
dskfjfkk

โREMEMBER THAT TIME DEKU BORROWED SATOUโS FOOD COLORINGโ Horikoshi says, sweating. โAND REMEMBER THAT TIME HE, UM, SMILED IN HAGAKUREโS GENERAL DIRECTIONโ
actually I am curious about what Hagakureโs part will be because, you know, the whole traitor thing lol
(ETA: funny how we just skipped right over it huh. can we get a traitor reveal countdown started here? definitely getting close to that time.)
whoa lol wtf

MOMO??? THIS HAS MOMO WRITTEN ALL OVER IT DAMMIT
-- SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK

โSORRY MIDORIYA-SAN, I LEFT MY FUCKING CHILL AT HOME IN THE LOCKER NEXT TO IIDAโS HELMETโ holy shit lmao
and here I thought sheโd get a flashback to her time on the Baku Rescue Squad or something. but nope, no flashbacks from Momo, only terrifying sci-fi torture devices
poor Dark Shadow is such a trooper omg

โwhy am I the only one who has to make prolonged contact with his smelly disgusting selfโ taking one for the team there DS
FUCK YEAHย KAMINARI NO JUTSU

THE PRICKLY BASTARD WHISPERER STRIKES AGAIN!! donโt suppose you brought any clean clothes you could sneakily force him into huh Kami
okay here we go, so now Shouji and Tokoyami are joining forces
um excuse me this is fucking awesome
wonder how heโll break free? donโt think heโll reveal Fa Jin until the end of the chapter, so maybe Air Force or something? idk
TOKO GETS AN EXTENDED MOMENT BECAUSE HE IS A TIER TWO PATREON REWARD LEVEL FRIEND YAY
WHY IS MOMO MAKING THIS FACE LOL YOUR THING WAS WAY WORSE
and Shouji just casually hitting him with what is easily the best comment from anyone yet. too bad Dekuโs just gonna ignore it. you deserve better Shouji
KAMINARI OMFG
it only just occurred to me that Kami is currently trapped inside Dark Shadow right along with him lmao omg. realest one in the entirety of BnHA, right here. we will never forget your sacrifice
aaaaaaand Dekuโs yeeting himself

do you really hate the thought of taking a bath that much my dude
oh shit the mask!!
-- oh shit the feels
o(TใTo)
fuck. and I mean, we knew he was crying, that was a done deal. but still, to see him in this much pain is just...
and the acknowledgement that he knows theyโre worried about him, but that it doesnโt change his mind one bit. this, right here, is why they have to be a bit harsh with him, you guys. because theyโre up against the full, unbridled stubbornness of Midoriya fucking Izuku, and if they donโt match that stubbornness with an equal stubbornness of their own, they basically donโt stand a chance
(ETA: quick note that there is apparently another mistranslation here -- rather than saying that his friends are oblivious to the danger, what Deku is actually saying is that none of his friends have activated his Danger Sense once throughout this entire fight. which I had been wondering about, and it turns out Horikoshi actually confirmed it. so basically none of the kids bears any ill intent toward him, and thereโs literal proof right there.
incidentally, as @class1akidsโ pointed out, this also casts an interesting light on this chapter in terms of who hasnโt fought Deku yet. not to play the Hagakure Traitor Music for the billionth time you guys, but IโM JUST SAYING lol.)
anyway, but the good news is that they all seem to understand that. and the even better news is that we have reached the tier 3 friends!!
โOR ELSEโ lol, great to see Shouto wielding his friendship just as aggressively as Deku once did towards him. I do love a good role reversal
p.s., ANTICIPATED DISCOURSE: โwhy is Shouto being so cruel to Deku canโt he see how hard this is on himโ
PREEMPTIVE REBUTTAL: this is a callback to the classic โeven heroes cry when they have toโ Shouto line from chapter 137. Shouto is clearly following Kacchanโs lead here and going for the more ruthless approach, knowing that the gentle approach isnโt getting through to him (if anything itโs only making him more stubborn as we saw on the previous page). basically itโs his way of pointing out that even heroes are still only human, and so is Deku last time he checked
ah okay, and there Tsuyu is at last
okay real talk, I get why Tsuyu is included in the tier 3 friends, because she was one of the first people to team up with Deku going all the way back to USJ. but that said, this probably would have had more impact if their most recent interaction hadnโt been like 150 chapters ago
but anyway though itโs still a good speech. maybe not quite a cliffhanger-level speech, but a good speech nonetheless. in a way though, Iโm glad to see that Horikoshi seemingly didnโt give a fuck whether he ended this on an actual cliffhanger or not for once
and that โheaded toward the climaxโ part has me excited too, ngl. because if we really are getting to the so-called climax this soon, that makes me even more certain that there is indeed a DvK3 in the forecast. so I presume that next week (or I guess two weeks from now) will be the tier 3s along with the remaining tier 2s like Kirishima and Aoyama
and then after that, well... [orange and green banners being hoisted] [sound of screeching airhorns and vuvuzelas in the distance] [sound of All Might approaching in his car which I didnโt notice until I looked back at this page a second time whoops] THE PROPHECY WILL NOT BE DENIED
#bnha 320#midoriya izuku#bakugou katsuki#asui tsuyu#tokoyami fumikage#kaminari denki#todoroki shouto#class 1-a#bnha#boku no hero academia#bnha spoilers#mha spoilers#bnha manga spoilers#makeste reads bnha
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Hi idk if youโve ever done a nsfw alphabet with brett but if you have could you do one for perish if you write for him idk if you do or not Iโm kinda new here so I donโt know much
pairing: jordan parrish x fem!reader
warnings: smut โ NSFW alphabet
headcanon ๐ค
โข:โข.โข:โข.โข:โข:โข:โข:โข:โข:โข:โข โพ โผ โฝ โข:โข.โข:โข.โข:โข:โข:โข:โข:โข:โข:โข
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A = Aftercare (what theyโre like after sex)
jordan is literally the softest person in Beacon Hills
so you can expect the aftercare to the most softest, cutest thing ever
he'd so so caring and tender to your body
would run you baths, take your pain away
literally would be so soft
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerโs)
your lips!
he loves kissing them every chance he gets
would love feeling them graze over his chest and stomach, and especially his cock
would love how they fall agape as you let out moans
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
i think parrish is someone who doesn't expect you to cum all the time - some people can't and he understands that
though when it happens, it fills him with such pride bc he did that to you
he would try and get you to cum, but wouldn't push it if you can't
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
honestly i think that because his senses are heightened, it would drive him feral when he can smell the arousal on you
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyโre doing?)
since he is a bit older, i'd say he's had his fair share of experience with different women
though this makes him a better lover though bc he understands that everyone and their bodies are different, so what might feel good for one partner might not feel good for another
in that respect, he's very quick to learn what you like and don't like
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
both of you sitting of your knees as he fucks you from behind
its just so intimate to him and he and hold you tight against him
also gives him easy access to your breasts and clit lol
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
i think talking is part of his charm
and honestly one of the best types of sex are when you're both giggling and having such a good time together
like it's not much, but it makes such a difference when you compare your own previous partners
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
that man is groomed to the max
i think parrish is a person who really cares about how he looks, especially when it comes to body hair - i mean have you seen his freshly shaven face ahaha
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
super super cute!!
parrish always wears his heart on his sleeve and would take extra precautions when trying a new position, stopping periodically to ask if you're okay
he'd be so cute during your first time together as a couple too!
i mean going all out - rose petals scattered all over the apartment that lead to the bedroom and was all over the bed, candles, soft music in the background
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Parrish would only jack off when he's been away from you for a while and knows he's not going to be able to visit you anytime soon
you'd both be into phone sex which i think keeps the intimacy alive too
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
would 100% have a praise kink for either one of you - would love praising and being praised
fucking in his uniform
a little bit of dry humping too lol
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
the shared bedroom
couch
kitchen
anywhere in the house honestly
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
omg when you're so good to him - like taking care of him when he's had a rough day at work or dealing with hellhound/general supernatural stuff
N = No (something they wouldnโt do, turn offs)
probably anal tbh
no intense kinks for parrish - i think he believes sex is between two people and not with toys lol
parrish isn't into public sex - like i said, he loves the intimacy of just you two so having someone walk in would totally ruin the moment
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Parrish loves going down on you - having you pull his hair, whimper praises and soft curses
he loves treating you like royalty and giving you all that you deserve
but my god he loves when you go down on him too
the way your lips wrap around his cock makes his eyes roll in the utmost pleasure
he'd cum pretty quickly too - you'd simply feel too good
especially when you deep throat him lol
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
i think he's more slow and sensual
like i said before, parrish loves taking his time with you
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
not really actually
parrish likes to take his time with you
i think the only exception would be before work for either one of you lol
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
yes and no
yes in different positions and power balances
but no with toys with any overboard kinks really
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
i think it's about 1-2 rounds, depending on how much you can take
he could go for more, but he doesn't want to hurt you so he keeps it at a reasonable number of rounds lmao
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
probably not tbh
i think sex with parrish is more about the two of you rather than with toys - he likes the one to get you off
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
I think he can be a tease sometimes, especially when it's been awhile since the last time you guys had sex
like i said, he loves taking his time with you and that can mean teasing the hell out of you sometimes
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
You know what, I think Parrish is really vocal
I don't think he'd be quite even from the beginning and it's his way of letting you know that he's enjoying it - especially when you give him head
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Seeing you in lingerie he's just like :o
he wouldn't have a preference as to what type - literally anything you wear would be perfect
but if he had to pick at least one of your lingerie sets, it would definitely have to be a body suit
X = X-ray (letโs see whatโs going on under those clothes)
average length but girthy ya know
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Parrish is a busy guy and he's having to pay attention to so many things from his work to the supernatural world
but ๐โ๐ป
when you're around, his attention is on you lol
i don't think you'd have sex pretty often so i suppose just average?? idk
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
pretty quickly aahah
i think he'd exhaust his energy and cuddle into you
it wouldn't take long for his eyes to fall heavy and eventually fall into a deep sleep lol
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Girl, Iโm Your Catnip (m) | BBH

Pairing: wolf!Baekhyun x caracal!Reader
Hybrid AU, slice of life, some fluff, PWP, smut
Warnings: altered mental state (in a way?), Baek snapped,ย rough sex, unprotected sex, overstimulation, knotting, cross-breeding?
Word Count:ย ~3.4k
Summary: Youโd been pretty stressed at work lately, so your boyfriend decided to bring something special to help you unwind.
ยฉ Please do not copy/ post on other platforms without permission.
Authorโs note: Iโm back with... Catnip. Seriously. Iโm not even a cat person ๐
This was something quick and out of the blue. But I really enjoy hybrid aus, and this is definitely not the first or the last one Iโve writtenโฆ Itโs quite different from my other stories so far (pls read the warnings). Expect minimal plot (minimalโฆ for me) and lots of feral sex unconventional stress relief lmao P.S. Thanks to @baekshoneyโ for being quick at reading through when I come at her with these, even when theyโre out of her comfort zone <3
Itโd been weeks since you came home early enough to really hang out with Baekhyun. The closing phase of your project lasted longer than anticipated, and it was taking a great toll on you, both physically and mentally. Working long hours was one thing, but the atmosphere was not the greatest either. A couple cutthroat colleagues kept compromising the teamโs integrity, creating additional stress for the hardworking and meticulous people like you. There was literally no time to deal with the internal drama while you had a deadline approaching fast.
Luckily enough, your significant other was most understanding during this time. Running you a bubble bath to soak in for twenty minutes after especially tough days, feeding you delicious late-night dinnersโฆ Or holding you in a tight lock of his arms when you broke down right at the threshold from exhaustion and nerves. He went as far as doing all the chores and grocery shopping by himself, which left you feeling rather guilty for not being able to reciprocate his care. What kind of shitty girlfriend were you? The constant nagging of the inner voice in the back of your head was making the anxiety grow.
Although Baekhyun assured you time and time again that it was fine, you kept insisting that you were going to make it up to him. Which nearly made you cry on the spot. Your usual way of giving back was making him a nice dinner, organizing a cozy movie night with his favorite snacks, or even bringing your favorite almond oil to give him a relaxing massage. All of those scenarios inevitably ended with the two of you tangled up in bed till indecent hours of the morning, having a whole lot of steamy sex. These days, however, you were unable to recuperate and loosen up enough to do any of it. Youโd not been intimate with your partner for at least three weeks, and while he was a complete sweetheart (he usually was) about it, that made you feel even more burdensome to him.
So much so, that you promised your boyfriend to get drunk the first night following submission of the presentation, to take the edge off, and simply allow him to do whatever he wanted with you. Baekhyun insisted that he didnโt have much use of you while shitfaced, and would rather have you well-rested and enjoying the process. Still, you were set on having no more delays, so you informed him that youโd finally be free from the project this Friday, and he should be pouring champagne for you as you walk through the door. Taking his previous comments into consideration, you ruled out the hard liquor and decided to only get heavily tipsy. Being horribly drunk did not seem like an arousing option you should be presenting your overly patient and caring boyfriend with.
Come Friday, as you finally submitted your presentation, you texted Baekhyun at least two hours in advance that you were definitely on track to spend the evening with him. Fortunately for you, he was going to come home a bit late, so you even had a head start to do all of the necessary preparations. Thatโs to say, you were stuck in the bathroom for over an hour and a half. You were ecstatic to finally have enough time to groom properly โ your caracal nature always called for it. Pleased with how smooth and refreshed your skin looked after the long-awaited pampering, you exited the bathroom to go pick your poison for tonight.
You were so ready to get your drinks and relinquish all control to Baekhyun that you got startled when you saw him already heading towards you.
โOh! I didnโt hear you come in,โ you chirped.
โAre you already drunk?โ He sniffed the air, shaking his head. โI guess not. You smell good,โ he smiled as you reached him and wrapped your arms around his neck with all the feline grace you had in you.
โI really missed you,โ you purred as his warm hand settled on the small of your back comfortably.
His scent made you want to rub your face on him, to get more of it on you. How terribly you mustโve missed him! In the beginning, it took you a bit to get used to the notorious โsmell of a dogโ inevitably coming off of him. But youโd strangely grown to like it a lot, despite being the very whimsical wild cat hybrid that you were. Now, however, youโd stayed away for a while, and the scent lingering on his skin seemed so pleasant that you wanted to cover your entire body in it. But then again, itโd been so long that the desire to pounce him mixed with the fear of not being able to do well. What if you took longer to get ready now? Or to come? What if you couldnโt make him come? Surely you needed to take good care of him to repay all the weeks heโd been an angel for your sake.
โI missed having you all to myself too, honey,โ he smiled crookedly, leaning in to give you a kiss. โYou seem a bit tense,โ he noted when you swerved your short tail with slight agitation. โIf itโs about sex, I told you we donโt have t-โ
โI want to!โ You quickly interrupted. โI donโt want to wait anymore, Baekhyunie. Just a little help to relax my stressed mind and body is all I need. Then weโll get to it.โ
Baekhyun sighed, shaking his head, allowing you to pull him back into your bedroom.
โDoesnโt your head always hurt after you drink?โ
โItโs worth it,โ you replied firmly and turned to him. โLetโs just treat it as a celebration. Iโll bring the bottle here.โ
He grabbed your wrist swiftly, before you took another step towards the door.
โI-โ he looked away, tail stilling as he was considering something. โI have another idea, actually. You trust me, right?โ
Giving him a curious look, you nodded. Of course, you trusted him; more than anyone in the world, more than yourself at times. Although he was a โbig bad wolfโ (still, only bad enough to eat the last slice of his absolute favorite Hawaiian pizza while you werenโt looking), and your relationship wasnโt very โlikelyโโฆ Heโd managed to charm you, and youโd been together for a long time since. And your wolfโs embrace made you feel so tiny and secure, that you couldnโt imagine being with anyone else at this point, all initial reservations evaporated.
โWe can try something else. Something that shouldnโt be as toxic as drinking, but also have you release the tension and relax. I got it on my way here,โ he began, making you even more interested in what it was.
Taking notice of your stare, he continued.
โUm- I just need to be sure that you want this. Your unbiased decision. Like I said, we donโt have to f-โ
โDonโt feel bad about it, making it up to you will make me happy,โ you raised an open palm in front of his chest when he tried to protest. โIf it can help me make you feel good, whatever it is, I trust you. I missed beingโฆ close to you.โ
He chewed on his lip, and nodded.
โAlright. Iโll use the bathroom for a sec, and you can get on the bed, okay?โ
Somewhat surprised that he didnโt tell you what exactly he was planning, you complied, lying down on your belly to wait for him. It took him a few unbearably long minutes, during which you stared the door down, tail swinging impatiently. He made minimal sound after the water was turned off, so you had no idea what was happening in there.
โBabe, need some help in there?โ You offered and sat up just as the door flew open.
He emerged from the bathroom shirtless, sporting nothing but sweatpants. His skin was shimmering slightly, and you licked your lips at the sight of his lean torso. All of the events and worries of the past few weeks were instantly forgotten.
โTook you long enough,โ you mumbled grumpily. โWhat were you doing in there?โ
He tilted his head to the side, a textbook sign of puppy confusion.
โDo youโฆ notice anything?โ
You pouted, unsure as to what you were supposed to notice. He looked the same. A bit freshened up and half-undressed, but still the same.
โAh- maybe it doesnโt work on you,โ he scratched the back of his head sheepishly, halting an armโs length away. โMy bad.โ
โWhat doesnโt wo-โ as he turned around to supposedly walk back to the bathroom, it hit you.
Oh, it hit you, indeed.
Before you could think, you gripped his wrist to prevent him from moving away.
โW-what- is-โ you stuttered, pulse suddenly escalating.
Baekhyun gulped at the sight of your dilated, almost shaking pupils. You tugged him closer after you moved up to the edge of the bed. The scent that penetrated your nostrils almost took you out.
โWhat is that?โ You finally managed, swallowing the saliva that was rapidly collecting in your mouth.
Jerking him forward, you nuzzled your face into the crook of his neck.
โDo you like it?โ
You didnโt answer, too busy running your tongue over his collarbone with a long groan. Without even noticing the death grip you had on him, you dragged him onto the bed as you swallowed his scent and tasted his delectable skin, going increasingly mad from the sweetness.
โWhat is this, Baekhyun,โ you sobbed, covering his chest in frenzied kisses, while the burning arousal made your insides constrict. โOh god- I want all of you. On me. And- in me. Oh fuck,โ you were almost feverish as you pushed him in the chest to get him to lie back, and ripped his sweatpants off without a second thought.
โY/N, slow down,โ your boyfriend warned, and you didnโt care.
You wanted that taste in your mouth again, the one that was all Baekhyun, but sweeter, more intense. Nibbling on the gentle skin under his belly button, you quickly found your way down to his balls. Whimpering at the addicting taste, you took one in your mouth, playing with it diligently, sucking and licking, while your boyfriend stirred underneath and reached for your hair to get it out of the way. Your tongue on his most sensitive spots quickly made him harden, and you waited no more than necessary to stuff his entire cock in your mouth.
At that, you both moaned.
Frantically bobbing your head, you sucked harshly on it, making him thicken further. You shoved it in your mouth almost aggressively, choking on him, chasing the feeling that lingered in your throat after your nose met his smooth skin. He prepared too.
Swallowing around him, you groaned as you kept moving your head, spit mixing with precum and collecting at the corners of your mouth.
โFuck, kitten- youโd be mute tomorrow if you keep at it,โ Baekhyun gritted, pulling you off of his dick by the hair.
You wailed, like a cat being dragged by its tail, and clawed at his thigh for interrupting. His pained grunt went unnoticed since you immediately moved on to exploring the taut skin of his stomach all the way up to his pecs. Rubbing your face onto it, tonguing his abs and his nipples, you shuddered as the dreamy haze of desire surrounded you like mist.
It wouldโve definitely been scary had Baekhyun not prepared in advance. Still, seeing you this out of your mind for him was nothing like he expected.
โPlease fuck me,โ you muttered into his sternum after ripping the last of your clothes off. โScent me, come inside me, knot me. Make me raw. I donโt care. I want you,โ you sobbed, gnawing on his shoulder impatiently as his arms pulled you closer.
โDonโt fret, you know Iโm gonna take good care of you, baby,โ you jolted as his fingers slid between your wet lips to check.
Your arousal was already dripping out, so Baekhyun mercifully spared you any additional foreplay, simply sinking you down on his cock.
โAgh!โ Your inner walls instantly contracted around him. โYes, yes,โ you mouthed into his neck, licking at it as he bottomed out again and again.
Unable to hold back, you responded to his movement by slamming your pelvis down onto his repeatedly, with enough force to hurt, so he had to brace you by the hips to prevent you from injuring yourself. The smell of your overwhelming arousal made his mind blurry too, so he kept watching you with heavy-lidded eyes while you bounced on him like your life depended on it.
Scratching at his skin, you kept whining for your boyfriend to get closer, to scent you. He finally gave in, biting down on your neck gently to distract you and then flipping you onto your back promptly. Ignoring the feral hiss that escaped your mouth, he leaned forward to grant you full skin to skin contact while his hips continued jerking in and out of you.
Your mind went blank from the building pleasure. It was filling your entire being with desperate anticipation, the taste, the smell, all of the sensory feedback was elevated. Only your vision seemed impaired since you couldnโt blink away the thickening red fog of lust.
The divine smell was all over your skin now, and Baekhyunโs pelvis was almost glued to yours, grazing over your clit with every sway of his hips. He growled at how slick it felt between your bodies, and how deliciously lewd the sounds of him fucking you were. He knew the essential oil he used didnโt have much effect on him, only felines could fall under its spell. But he hadnโt been intimate with you for a long while now, and, frankly, heโd never seen you like this before. You were absolutely wild underneath him, clawing at his back like an angry cat, moaning and whining so loudly, it made the hairs on the back of his neck stand straight. Heโd never heard you sound like this, so irrepressible and untamed, and it was incredibly sexy. In a way, it triggered his more primal side to take control.
Suddenly feeling the power he had over you, he angled his hips and rammed into you, skin slapping your puffy lips repeatedly as you cried out in despair.
โIโm not gonna stop,โ he leaned in and growled almost animalistically into your ear. โBefore I ruin your little hole. Youโve been on the edge there for a while, havenโt you, kitten?โ
Reveling in the mewl you responded with, he slid two fingers into your mouth and kept talking.
โAll helpless and needy underneath me. Entirely at my mercy,โ he pressed down on your tongue, making your throat relax to accommodate. โDo you enjoy being destroyed?โ
Your eyes rolled into the back of your head as your orgasm hit. A muffled scream drowned out by his palm almost made his own release hit him, but Baekhyun had other plans.
Pulling out for a few seconds, he wiped away the sweat that was dripping from his forehead to his eyes, and rolled your limp body over. Allowing you a few seconds to cool down, he gripped his rock-hard flesh at the base and landed a sharp slap onto your supple ass cheek.
โBaek,โ you squealed, registering the shuffling behind. โWait- no,โ protesting weakly, as he got on top of you again. You took notice of the way his dick was nestled snugly between your bodies and guessed his intention.
โYou didnโt think we were done, did you, baby?โ He gave your ear a long lick, causing you to shiver.
โB- Baekhyunie,โ you puled pathetically, still too overwhelmed. โI canโt-โ
The sentence was drowned out by his growl. Your state pushed him too far to just stop now.
โYouโll comply and come again, all while I load you up, got it?โ He slipped back inside, testing your bodyโs response.
As expected, you were still soaked from your previous activities, so he ignored the instant jolt of your body. It wasnโt something you did often, overstimulation, but your partner knew he could make you come like this if he hurried up, so that was exactly his plan.
โNo,โ you whined capriciously, your cat instincts making you protest against the intrusion while too sensitive. Your tail patted against Baekhyunโs side relentlessly, although most of it was trapped between you.
โI can make you,โ he rolled his hips, knowing that in a few minutes you would beg him to make you come again, even though it seemed more like torture now.
โAh it hurts!โ You cried out, latching onto his thigh, claws out.
โOh, so youโre gonna be like that?โ He growled lower, making you hiss in a natural response and draw blood with your sharp nails.
He licked a sensitive spot between your shoulder blades as a warning.
โDonโt make me do this,โ he snarled, but you kept trying to shove him off of you. โOkay, you fucking got it.โ
Baekhyun snapped, locking his sharp teeth on your withers โ the magical spot on your spine, just below the neck; your feline heritage. Instantly, your fingers grew weak and you whined feebly as his hips moved again. He picked up his pace gradually, readjusting your thighs to have more of a room to increase amplitude. You trembled helplessly, pinned down his weight and wailing into the pillow as his determined ministrations had the anticipation build once again. With the discomfort you initially had subsiding, youโd given up on the attempts to escape your lover.
Feeling the tight pulsation around his flesh, Baekhyun released your skin and started licking over the teeth marks right away.
โThatโs more like it,โ he hummed in your ear as you whined pathetically, feeling your eyes water from the intensity of the impending release. โIโm going to fill you up. Yes- come like this,โ he urged, intertwining his fingers with yours, and you could not disobey.
โBaek-โ you squealed, your entire body shuddering underneath him as your muscles contracted once again from a mind-blowing wave of pleasure.
He delivered a few more quick, shallow thrusts before his hips stuttered and he moaned lowly as thick warmth flooded your insides.
You felt full and content, the fogginess of your mind clearing up slowly. Belatedly you realized that he actually knotted you โ something he didnโt do often since you werenโt the same species (or trying for a baby at this point). But it felt good, and your walls were still pulsating around him, electricity jolting through you with every gentle lick of Baekhyunโs tongue over the spot where his teeth had left a reddish mark.
โMhm,โ you hummed, and Baekhyun shifted his weight to his elbows.
โSorry, I got a bit carried away,โ he admitted, planting soft kisses along your spine.
โIt was great,โ you yawned, noting casually. โYou knotted me.โ
โYeah, it will deflate soon,โ he rubbed his face between your shoulder blades affectionately, and you squirmed. โDoes anything hurt? How are you feeling?โ
โUm- no, nothing hurts. At least not yet,โ you chucked, assuming that the soreness would come tomorrow. โIโm just exhausted. And still a bitโฆ dazed?โ
โYeah, I think itโs all evaporated from my skin. Or licked off,โ he snickered. โStill smell the remnants of it in the air, but to me itโs not as prominent as your arousal.โ
โWhat was it, actually?โ
โYou didnโt get it?โ Baekhyun laughed, finally slipping out and rolling off to the side, allowing you to glance at him. โCatnip. I got a little roll-on thingy with the essential oil. Didnโt realize itโs that strong though.โ
โAre you serious?โ You smacked him on the top of the head in a very feline way. โThat thing is like a drug for cats!โ
โItโs safe. You were under supervision, and it has no lasting effects. And itโs not addictive,โ he clarified. โI consulted.โ
โAlways prepared, arenโt you?โ Smiling, you shoved him in the chest. โI canโt believe you drugged me with catnip to fuck me. Tsk, what a jerk you are,โ you purred, scolding him.
โDonโt act like weโre not doing this again soon,โ Baekhyun smirked, planting a quick kiss to the tip of your nose.
โIโm so going to get you for this, Baek. I will!โ You threatened, allowing him to sneakily drag his tongue over your lower lip in a playful apology lick before you pushed him away to yawn again.
โIโll be waiting,โ he chuckled and moved closer again to stroke your back tenderly. โJust have some rest first, kitten.โ
A/N: Whew, my first hybrid au posted ๐ค I hope you guys love the multi-faceted wolf!Baekhyunie haha Let me know whether he was different from what youโd expected.ย And Iโm still encouraging you to share your thoughts on what kind of aus / tropes you enjoy ๐ Itโs always interesting to find out what my readers like. Thank you for sticking around and welcome to the blog if youโre new!
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| ๐ CH-CH-CHERRY BOMB! ๐ | ย ย [CHAPTER 7]
pairing; dom!seungcheol x camgirl!reader
this chapterโs notes; camshow, fingering, daddy!kink, dirty talk, โcuz you can touch touch me~ ๐ย ur gonna need to imagine headband/bandana wearing left&right cheol for this cuz thatโs the fantasy i was imagining for this chapter the entire time i was writing it heheย ๐ quick apologies to anyone who thinks this is moving a little slow ๐ฉ I literally donโt know how to shut up and I end up writing too much LMAO and as always, thank you for the continued interest! Have a great weekend bbys! ๐ย
chapters; 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - ?

dom.cheol has donated $400
therealchan99: yea this is about right on course
dom.cheol: what, did u miss me? ๐
gentleman_josh95: loosely
chwenon: more like the obscenely large donations were missing lolol
You jokingly roll your eyes, exhaling deeply as you push your toys off to the side of the bed. Youโd just finished your Saturday show without a hitch, albeit feeling a little lonely. โAww, cโmon you guys! Donโt tease~โ Glancing around the room, it did feel a little odd to you now that Seungcheol wasnโt there but he had called earlier in the day and told you that it mightโve been better if he stayed back.
In truth, you understood exactly how he felt.
Part of you was ready to throw all caution out of the window when it came to Seungcheol and he felt it too. But at the same time, you knew it wouldnโt be that easy and that there were still things that the two of you needed to discuss before deep diving into intimacy, especially when it came to powerplay.
kitty_junjun: hey dont take this in a weird way but like
kitty_junjun: i feel like i saw u earlier todayโฆ
universe_WZ: ooo i never thought abt that before
sleepy_wonu has donated $75
xcaliburDK: have ppl recognized u irl before? :o
dom.cheol: i feel like i mightโve seen u irl before tooโฆ
Your cheeks bloom a hot pink; a nervous giggle on your lips. โOh! I mean, yeah, thereโs been a handful of times. Iโll wear wigs out sometimes though. Canโt have people calling me out in a grocery store, yโknow?โ
kitty_junjun: wait so maybe i did see u? I dont wanna give out locations thoโฆ
โMaybe! Iโm still out on my little weekend trip and I was out and about earlier~ if you see me next time, donโt hesitate to say hi! I promise I donโt bite~โ You pause, leaning closer into the webcam as you wink.
โUnless you want me to~โ

You start running a bath right after you end your show, stretching and turning on some music as you start to unwind. Thankfully you didnโt have a tiring show today, so you decided to take the rest of the night to pamper yourself in preparation for your day with Seungcheol.
Biting your lip, you pick up your phone, already seeing a multitude of messages from Seungcheol on your lockscreen.
cheollie โจ: donโt forget ur glass of water!
cheollie โจ: also donโt forget iโm picking you up at 9:30am
cheollie โจ: hope ur ready to spend all day at the roller rink with me baby
You canโt help but grin, already excited to see how Seungcheol spent his day at work. Typing a response, you quickly hit send before setting your phone down onto the nightstand and making your way to the bathroom.
โI canโt wait! Iโm so excited~ u promised me free skates and free food so donโt forget!!โ

Itโs exactly 9:29AM when Seungcheol messages you that heโs downstairs.
You check yourself in the mirror one last time, smoothing down your dress and hair and grabbing your bag before you rush down to meet Seungcheol.ย
Thereโs a mild feeling of nervousness that pours over you, but you quickly shake it off once you see his blue headed figure standing outside of the lobby.
โโCheollie!โ
He turns around to face you just as you stop in your tracks; gasping when you see the cute way heโs styled his hair for today. โWhoaโฆ wow, uh, j-just.. Wow. You look great in bandanas...โ
Seungcheol laughs, eyes forming crescents. โI donโt usually work the weekends so I thought Iโd spice it up a little. Guess it looks good?โ You can only nod shakily, mentally cursing yourself when you feel the arousal already pooling inside your body. He winks at you once, opening the passengerโs side door as you slide into his car.
โHope youโre ready to have a boring day at the roller rink with me.โ He gives you a tight lipped smile, shutting your door before he rounds the car to get in on the driverโs side.
โIโm telling you, itโs not going to beโฆ yโknow, anything crazy.โ
โWho says it has to be! Iโm excited to see where you work and anyway you promised!โ You tease, poking him in the arm as he starts the car. โI know, I knowโฆ I just---I donโt want you to be disappointed. I bet you thought I was some rich old hotshot before, huh?โ Seungcheol shoots you a glance, smiling gently.
โMmm.. not really.โ
โNo? You didnโt think I was some lonely CEO with loads of money with a thing for camgirls?โ
You laugh at his response, placing your hand over his on the gear shift.
โNah, if thereโs anything I thought about you, it was that you were way too nice to be on some camming website.โ

The two of you have idle conversation as Seungcheol takes his time to drive to the roller rink. In all honesty, he was a little nervous himself, although heโd never say it to your face.
โOh my god, is that it?! Itโs so cute!โ
He parks close to the entrance, turning the car off as he jogs over to your side to help you out. โโCheol, you know you donโt have to be so sweet~โ You pout, latching onto his arm as he locks the car.
โOh but I do. You deserve to be spoiled once in a while!โ
A blush coats your cheeks yet again, shy eyes fixated on the floor as he walks you towards the entrance. โYeah, but all you ever do is spoil meโฆ That sybian was no joke and my god, Seungcheol, the price! I almost had half a mind to return itโฆโ You end in a mumble. Seungcheol laughs, opening the door for you as you unlatch from his arm and step in first.
โYouโre worth spoiling. Now stop worrying, okay? I promise Iโm not up to anything illegal in order to afford your gifts.โ Giggling, you lean up to kiss him on the cheek, nodding firmly.
โFiiiiine, I trust you, yโknow?โ
โI know, baby. I trust you too, now letโs go meet my best friend whoโs going to play butler for you today.โ
He leads you over to the concession stand where an equally tall yet bored male stands. โHey, Jeongguk!โ The said male looks up from his phone, eyebrow quirking when the two of you walk up. โUh, hey Seungcheol-hyungโฆโ Seungcheol feels a weird tenseness fall over the three of you, clearing his throat to get Jeonggukโs attention when he finds the younger male staring.
โUm, this is my friend. Sheโs---uh, sheโs gonna be hanging out here for the rest of the day. I promised her that youโd give her free food, so uh, just--just let me know how much it is so I can tell Namjoon to take it out of my paycheck.โ Jeongguk grins, a sly look in his eyes when he finally meets Seungcheolโs concerned eyes.
โSure! Can I talk to you over there? Itโs about our paychecks actually.โ Jeongguk turns to you, leaning over the counter. โSorry, employee only info, ch--uuuuuh, you know the deal.โ
โYeah, of course!โ
Jeongguk points off to the side, gesturing to Seungcheol who follows suit.
The younger male makes sure theyโre a safe distance away, watching as you pluck your phone out of your purse before he starts talking in harsh whispers. โWhat the fuck, dude!? Youโre---no, youโre not fucking Cherry. She doesnโt have a boyfriend so what the fuck?โ
The blood drains from Seungcheolโs face; the feeling in his fingers going numb as his throat goes dry. โWuh--what? What are you---what are you talking about?โ Jeongguk scoffs, eyes rolling jokingly.
โSo, hyung, how do you know her?โ
โYouโre asking me?! How do you know her!?โ Seungcheolโs eye twitches just as Jeongguk shoots him an incredulous look, arms crossed in mock annoyance. โIโm a horny boy, what can I say.โ
โPlease do not ever use those words to describe yourself again.โ
The younger male stands in silence, nodding in thought. ย
โFuck, wow, I shouldโve noticed. All those extra shifts you were taking, the reason why you could never come hangโฆ You donโt like working here as much as Yoongi-hyung but you--holy---holy shit, wait--youโฆ you canโt beโฆโ
Fuck, here it comes.
โYouโre fucking โdom.cheolโ arenโt you? Youโre the one always leaving her insane fuckinโ donations all the timeโฆ and the gifts.. Oh my god. The โcheolโ was from Seungcheol, I shouldโve known...โ
Seungcheol dies a million deaths inside his head; the ringing in his ears becoming unbearable while Jeongguk stares at him in mild disbelief. โIt all clocks out, holy fuck. No wonder you were so fucking eager to pick up so many extra shiftsโฆโ Seungcheolโs mouth opens and closes a few times, unsure what to say.
โI mean, fuck hyung, I--Iโm kind of impressed but wow. You think you know a guy, huh?โ Jeongguk laughs, patting the older male on the shoulder. โSheโs only one of the hottest camgirls out there right now. Youโre a lucky man, hyung.โ
A weird possessiveness washes over Seungcheol, hands gently balling up into fists at his side. โOkay, well, sheโฆ sheโs just here to chill, alright? Donโt do anything weird. And most of all, donโt say anything weird either.โ The younger male nods, already walking back to where you were standing.
โHey, sorry, hyungโs paycheck is gonna be pretty sad next week and I had to let him down gently. Anyway, Iโm Jeongguk. You are?โ
You give him a fake name; shaking his hand over the counter as he grins at you.
โItโs my pleasure.โ

You spend the first two hours on the floor skating; catching Seungcheolโs eyes on you from time to time as he sits nearby cleaning skates. The place seemed pretty empty, which was something that Seungcheol was immensely glad for.
Eventually you skate off out of the rink, making your way to Seungcheol who smiles at you when you come sit next to him. โTold you. Bored already, huh?โ The two of you share a laugh, watching as the few other people continue to skate around the rink.
โI meanโฆ itโs different! Right about now Iโd usually be six episodes into a new series or somethingโฆ Itโs nice to be somewhere else and doing something different.โ
He nods in return, slightly pouting when he turns to face you. โI hate that you have to go home tonight.โ You mirror his sentiments, lips quirking into a sad smile.
โI knowโฆ I donโt wanna go homeโฆโ
Seungcheol bites the inside of his cheek, eyes flitting over to Jeongguk. โHey, maybe we can bail a little early. This place is pretty dead anyway, and I--I can have Jeongguk clock me out when he leaves. My shift is supposed to end at 3PM and itโs noon now soโฆ We can leave in a hour? Maybe get a late lunch?โ
โSeungcheolโฆ I donโt want you to get in troubleโฆโ You mumble, brows furrowing in concern. โReally, itโs okay! We can just hang here โtil then and still have time to get dinner!โ He sighs, knowing you were right. Now was not the right time to be testing the waters with Jeongguk and Namjoon.
โOkay, okay, you win, baby.โ

It takes 45 minutes.
45 minutes and a free drink from the concession stand before your mind starts wandering.
You watch Seungcheol converse with Jeongguk behind the concession stand; his cute laugh sending you into orbit when your eyes meet and you canโt stop the thrums of lust pouring over your body when a certain idea pops into your head.
Seungcheol turns his attention back to the younger male and you quickly start to unlace your skates and put your normal shoes back on before Seungcheolโs entire break gets taken up.ย
You walk up to the two; Seungcheol cleaning off his hands before he exits from behind the counter.
โSeungcheolโฆโ You softly call out; a look of concern crossing his features when he stops in front of you. โHey, is everything okay?โ
โYeah, mmhmm! I just--I need to talk to you, if thatโs okay?โ Jeongguk already turns to leave, wiggling his eyebrows at you.
You drag Seungcheol away, tugging him towards an even emptier part of the roller rink as the concern builds up inside of him. โI have an idea.โ He feels himself gulp, already anticipating what you have to say.
โAndโฆ?โ
โWellโฆ Itโsโฆ It wonโt t-take long I donโt think, justโฆ hear me out?โ You question gently, head tilting cutely up at Seungcheol who already knows he canโt say no to you. โOkay, shoot.โ
โWh--what if weโฆ film a small POV v-videoโฆ like, not a live one! Just a small upload on my channel to test the waters maybe? I just---you donโt have to say anything and--and itโll be quick, and--and like, nothing major just a little, um, f-fingering and--oh my god, sorry, I shouldnโt have a-asked, thatโs just---Iโm s-sorry I was thinking about it and it kinda got to me and Iโm---Iโm kinda already wet just thinking about it and--โ
โNo, letโsโฆ letโs do it. To be fair, people seem to like risquรฉ public things like that right?โ A crimson blush falls on Seungcheolโs cheeks as he turns the tables, wrapping a hand around your wrist as he walks you to the employee restroom. โItโsโฆ there shouldnโt be anyone in here so we should be safe.โ He mutters, checking to make sure before he ushers you inside and locks the door behind him.
โI donโt know what to do so youโll have to guide me a little here, baby.โ
You nod, pulling your phone out and opening the camera app. Scrolling, you put it in video mode, clicking the red button before passing it to Seungcheol. โIโve never done it either but Iโm sure I can justโฆ crop it and I m-mean itโs meant to be a little shoddy, right?โ You giggle nervously, body already on fire when Seungcheol makes the camera face you. โYou donโt have to say anything if youโre not comfortable with your voice being in the video, I just needโฆ this.โ
You reach for his free hand, playing with it as you run your fingertips across the veins. โIโm sorry, daddyโฆ I justโฆ I couldnโt help but think about your fingers inside my tight pussy...โ Seungcheol almost loses his grip on your phone; palm clammy when he watches as you bring his hand underneath your short dress.
โPleaseโฆ please, wonโt daddy fuck me with his fingers? I promise Iโll be good for the rest of the day if he lets me cum on his fingersโฆโ You whine.
Seungcheol isnโt ready to have his voice heard yet, so he nods, fingers twitching in your hold.
You take this as an okay to continue, dragging his hand up until his knuckles graze your panties. โO-oh, fuckโฆโ
This time Seungcheol takes the lead; his own body ablaze when he can already feel your wetness soaking through your panties. He presses into it, digging his fingers into the wet material until it sticks to you like a second skin. โD-daddy, please, please, put them inside, I need it!!โ You mewl, trying to keep your voice down as much as possible while still being audible enough on camera.
He shoots you a look; one that tells you to hike your dress up until your soaking panties are seen through the camera lens. And you easily follow, holding your dress up as Seungcheol drops to his knees, angling the camera upwards until only his fingers and your clothed pussy are in view. You spread your legs a little more, back resting on the wall behind you.
โPlease, I canโt wait any longerโฆโ
He gulps once, saying a prayer before he slowly pushes your panties to the side. And you all but lose any semblance of sanity the second he runs his fingertips through your wetness, pussy clenching around emptiness. โFuck--fuck me, please!โ
Once Seungcheol deems his fingers wet enough, his eyes meet yours, asking for silent consent before he makes any further moves. You nod frantically, fingers gripping the material of your dress tightly.
Seungcheol bites his lip the second he starts sinking his first finger into your tight warmth; already feeling the drool pooling in his mouth when you moan loudly. He starts a slow pace, mentally noting just how obscenely wet you are when he drags his finger out slowly. โNgh, daddy m-more, please, I can take it, I wanna be f-full~โ He gives it a few more thrusts of his index finger before he adds his middle finger; this time slowly sinking both digits into your pussy as you whimper above him.
His eyes flit up, mesmerized when he sees your face contort in bliss. โO-oh my god, Iโm--Iโm already so closeโฆ Daddyโs fingers are so much bigger and thicker than mine, it fuh--feels so goodโฆโ You mutter; squirming when Seungcheol doesnโt move.
And it takes him a second; too fixated on the way your tight walls only seem to suck his fingers in deeper.
But he starts a moderate pace, scissoring and curling his fingers inside of you until youโre reduced to whines and soft breathy moans.
He can already feel you getting tighter around his fingers after a few more minutes; doubling his pace when you start to beg.
โOh my god, oh my god, โm so close, fuck! P-please touch my clit, daddy, please make m-me c--cum!โ
Seungcheol feels his cock throbbing in his pants but he focuses on you, thumb immediately on your clit as he rubs harsh and quick circles on the swollen nub. He doesnโt know how much time has passed or if his break is over, but the look of absolute pleasure on your face is enough to make him not care.
He curls his fingers into your g-spot, holding them still as he continuously rubs your clit until youโre cumming; thighs shaking as you let out shaky breaths above him.
โOh m-my god, daddy!โ You mumble in a hurried frenzy, thighs clamping around his hand between your legs as the pleasure washes over you.
Seungcheol lets you ride out your high, gently wiggling his fingers inside of you as he starts to slow down.
โMmhโฆ Seungcheolโฆโ
Oh fuck.
He definitely liked it when you moaned his name.ย
โY-yesโฆ?โ Itโs his cue to turn off the camera, shaky finger pressing the โstopโ button. He gently slides his fingers out of you, muttering an apology when you wince.
โYou donโt have to say sorry! Itโs justโฆ โm sensitiveโฆโ You mewl, already missing the feeling of his fingers inside of you. โY-yeah, of course! I, um, I hope that was okay? Iโll give you a second to get cleaned up, Iโll uh, run and get you some water.โ
You nod in response, thanking him before he quickly washes off his hands and bolts out of the restroom; ears and cheeks redder than a tomato.
Once youโre alone, you quickly open your camera roll, clicking on the video as you hurriedly crop out the beginning and end, making sure that the short video didnโt have any incriminating details before you open up your camming homepage.
Thereโs a moment of unsureness that makes you pause. You bite the inside of your cheek, weighing the potential outcomes of posting this to your page.ย
But before you can change your mind, you quickly start the upload; adding a title and a short description before you lock your phone to let it process.
In the meantime, you get cleaned up, checking your appearance in the mirror once before picking up your phone again. Unlocking it, you find the upload has finished and you exhale sharply, publishing the video before locking the device again.
You move to exit the restroom, already finding Seungcheol holding a bottle of water on the other side.
โOh, there you are! Everything okay?โ
โMmhmm! I uploaded the video before I could change my mind so Iโm a little nervousโฆโ You trail off, accepting the bottle that Seungcheol passes you.
โWell, the good news is, weโre bailing, now. I told โGuk to clock me out so we should get out of here so I can get your mind off of that.โ
He shoots you a genuine smile, offering his hand which you take.
โLetโs fuckinโ get some ice cream, I think we deserve it.โ

Seungcheol takes you on a scenic drive, taking you to an ice cream shop further away from town.
The two of you sit down in a booth towards the back of the shop and he helps clear your head, talking about various topics to keep your mind off of the huge risk youโd just taken.
โAnyway, thatโs one of the reasons why Iโm never bar-hopping with โGuk again. Heโs got no limit, nobody can keep up and nobody wants to keep paying the uber fees.โ You laugh as Seungcheol finishes his story, taking a sip of your milkshake.
You canโt help but sigh after a few seconds, pouting at Seungcheol who blinks questioningly at you. โโCheollie, I donโt wanna go homeโฆโ He stares back, unsure of what to say. A million different thoughts run through his mind in the split second before he opens his mouth.
โWhy donโt you stay with me for a couple more days?โ
Seungcheol doesnโt understand the gravity of his words until they spill out of his mouth; a panicked look on his face when you go completely silent in the seat across from him. โI m-mean, uh, I mean, like, fuck. Iโm sorry, that mustโve been way too out of bounds. I just---itโs just, you donโt want to go home and---and I can take care of you while youโre here! Even if itโs just a couple days. I can help you film too!โ He curses himself for rambling; immediately shutting himself up.
โI--I donโt want to bother you, โCheolโฆ Thatโs really too kind of youโฆโ A shy blush coats your skin; chewing on your bottom lip when you shyly avoid his gaze. โA-and my filming stuff is back home tooโฆ I brought a few toys with me so I could film my weekend shows but--but my cameraโฆโ
โI can ask Jeongguk!โ
You shoot him a bewildered look, brow quirking. โHe--he streams sometimes too, like, video games โn shit. He actually offered me his extra equipment a while back, if I ever wanted to get into it myself. I can ask to borrow it, if you want?โ
You drink in his words, unsure. The thought of staying with Cheol mightโve danced across your mind a handful of times, but now that the offer was on the table, you werenโt sure how to respond.
You trusted Seungcheol, and you knew by now that he would never do anything to hurt or betray you. But this was a far leap from how things were the last time youโd seen him.
โListen, I can see the cogs in your head turning, baby. You donโt have to if you donโt want to, Iโm not forcing your hand into anything you donโt want. But I know youโve been wanting to get out a โlil more andโฆ well, in truth, I think itโd be nice for both of us? I can take care of you while youโre here with me and we can keep each other company.โ He pauses, smiling at you from across the booth. โBut I can also take you back to your hotel room and let you pack so you donโt get home too late.โ
โโCheol I trust you.. Itโs just thatโฆ Iโm s-scaredโฆโ
โScared? Of what, baby?โ
The warmth blooms inside of you; shy eyes meeting his.
โScared that Iโm not gonna wanna go homeโฆโ

Seungcheol takes it easy for the rest of the day and doesnโt make an effort to get an answer out of you. He takes you around the city, tugging you into shops he thinks youโd like and walking around with you aimlessly until the sun goes down.
But time seems to go even faster once he takes you to dinner; a sigh on his lips when he knows he has to bring the topic back up.
โI hate to ask butโฆ I have to take you back to your hotel after this soโฆโ Seungcheol trails off, leaving it open-ended for you.
โI knowโฆ I just want to knowโฆ Why do you like me so much?โ
The question takes Seungcheol by surprise; eyes wide as saucers. โI--Iโm sorry I donโt follow?โ You chuckle under your breath, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear.
โItโs justโฆ we were strangers, kind of, before Friday, you know what I mean? And now youโre offering your place to me to justโฆ crash at for a few days? What if I rob you blind? Or what--what if you try something with me that I donโt like?โ You suddenly start catastrophizing; mind going a mile a minute with potential outcomes.
โHey, whoa, whoa, wait. Calm down, sweetheart. Itโs okay! Breathe!โ You let out a shaky exhale, groaning as you hide your face in your palms. โGod, โCheol, โm sorry, I--I really want to stay with you for a few days. Itโs just that my brain is going light speed and I canโt keep up. I really like you too, youโve been nothing but kind and sweet and youโre so handsome, itโs just so crazy to me...โ Your words are slightly muffled but Seungcheol catches it, a soft chuckle on his lips when he leans his head on his palm.
โIโll sleep on the sofa and leave you alone. You can take the bed. Hell, you can even rob me blind and Iโd say thank you.โ
He reaches his free hand over, fingers circling your wrist as he pulls your hand down. โAnd Iโm offering you my place because I like you as you. Youโre cute and funny, and so fuckinโ humble. And I want to get to know you better. In person, yโknow?โ
โY-yeahโฆ I wanna get to know you better too. And itโs only a couple days right?โ
โRight.โ

Seungcheol drives you back to your hotel, a smile on his face when he sees you in better spirits.
He parks his car in front, turning to face you. โSo Iโll just wait here while you grab your things and check out, okay? Iโll contact โGuk to see if I can swing by and take that extra equipment he offered.โ
This time you nod cheerily, body buzzing with excitement as you hurriedly step out of his car. โIโll be quick!โ
He gives it a moment before he picks his phone up, taking a deep breath before typing out a message to the younger male.
โHey, โGuk I have a favour. Get back to me asap if u can.โ
Jeon ๐ฅด : bold of u to msg meโฆ
Confusion crosses Seungcheolโs features; fingers hovering over the keyboard. โWhat are you talking about?โ
Jeongguk takes a second to send a screenshot, Seungcheolโs cheeks burning a crimson colour when he sees the content.
Jeon ๐ฅด: itโs the employee restroom for me.
Jeon ๐ฅด: bruh itโs also the fuckin way i knew it was u before i even played the videoโฆ fuck man is that why u too so long on ur break? u do kno u went over right, I clocked it cuz i was expecting u to come back sooner
Jeon ๐ฅด: for the rec im not mad, actually im impressed just cant believe this is u
Seungcheol ignores Jeonggukโs messages, instead opening the screenshot again and re-reading the video title.
โI was so needyโฆ ๐ฅบ so I asked daddy to finger me in publicโฆโ
Jeon ๐ฅด: bitch i kno ur reading this im dropping the hyung bc u kept this from me!!
Jeon ๐ฅด: after i even offered u my extra camming stuff u were already doing it behind my backโฆ
Seungcheol rolls his eyes at the younger maleโs dramatic nature, fingers quickly swiping across the keyboard.
โAlright, Iโm sorry okay? I just didnโt think my online habits needed to be public knowledge and for the record, that was the first time Iโve ever done anything like that. I promise no more secrets, unless absolutely necessary. And also speaking of that extra equipment, can I swing by and grab it from your place?โ
Jeon ๐ฅด: r u gonna cam now? u got one sip of the devils juice and now ur all in?
โWould u stop being dramatic oh my god. Itโs not for me, itโs for โcherryโ. Sheโs going to be staying with me for a few days and I fully expect you to keep your mouth shut on this.โ
Seungcheol grimaces when he calls you by your online handle; already feeling unfamiliar with it.
Jeon ๐ฅด: o i c. sure, u can come pick it up, simp. Iโll make sure sheโs got all the necessary things before u get here and u owe me one!! i fully expect u to come stream with me at least once for keeping ur secretsย
โItโs a deal. Iโll be there in an hour and a half.โ
A sigh escapes Seungcheolโs lips, his eyes dancing over to your figure that skips towards the car. He locks his phone just as you tap on the glass, popping the trunk before he steps out.
โHowโd it go? All checked out?โ
โMmhmm! Did you get in contact with Jeongguk? Whatโd he say?โ
A nervous laugh spills from his lips as he puts your small luggage in the trunk, slamming it shut before rounding the car to open your door. โIโll help you get settled in at my place and then Iโll drive over really quick and grab the stuff from his place.โ
You hop in his car, fiddling with the seatbelt until Seungcheol slides into the driverโs seat.
โHe didnโt ask what you needed it for?โ Gulp. Shit.
โI just told him that I was thinking about streaming, for--for gaming stuff. He was okay with it.โ
Heโd tell you the truth. Soon, he promises.
No. Now.
Seungcheol sighs, hands on the wheel as he stares straight ahead. โNo, no, I--I canโt sit here and lie to you. Jeongguk knows you. Iโm sorry I couldnโt tell you earlier, I told him to keep his mouth shut because I didnโt want him to bother you while we were at the roller rink.โ
โI--ohโฆโ
He can only nod; eyes dancing over to you as you play with the hem of your dress. โYeah, I--Iโm really sorry. He--He also found out I was โdom.cheolโ too and, fuck, I--I donโt know, I kind of panicked too. I hid that part of me from everyone I know so it was justโฆ it was a lot.โ
You meet his sad eyes, shooting him a small smile of your own. โItโs okay! Itโs a little funny that happens right after that โkitty_junjunโ says he saw me in person too, huh? I mean, thanks for trying to protect me at least. It mustโve been weird for you too.โ
โYeahโฆ If youโre not comfortable anymore, Iโฆ Iโd understand too.โ Seungcheol prepares himself for the worst, knowing that there was a chance that this was goodbye.
โAre you kidding! Whatโs one person gonna do? And you said heโs your best friend and you trust himโฆ Iโll have to take a leap of faith on that one butโฆ I trust you.โ
You lean over the center console, kissing him on the cheek. โAnd anyway, as long as heโs not one of those weirdos asking for โfavoursโ, I think weโre in the clear, right?โ
Seungcheol grimaces; as long as itโs from me and not you, he thinks.

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Ok... Can I request how Suga, Hinata, and Nishinoya (separately) would be where the reader's their S/O and they're quarantined with them and the reader likes to paint? If this is too specific you can take some of the details from the request away. ^-^
I recently painted outside for the first time in a while, and it was honestly one of the most theuraptic things Iโve done in a while...something about painting a sunset at sunset is just so nice, ya know?
Characters: Suga, Hinata, Nishinoya (HQ)
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Suga
You two had been stuck inside for weeks now, only venturing out if absolutely necessary
So itโs been a long few weeks of just eating ramen and cuddling on the couch, browsing Netflix for hours on end or studying together for online classes
But this weekend you decided it was time to pull out the paints and do something a little productive
You both thought it would be cute to decorate some rocks and lay them in your flower garden you two were growing
It was one of those just perfect days that were sometimes rare to get-the sun was lazily sitting in the sky, warm beams of delicious golden light illuminating the air
Everything was bathed in gold, the sky a clear ocean blue and the wing soft and pleasantly cool
Soft, acoustic music was playing, somebody near your home cookingsomething up inside, the nostalgic smell of charcoal wafting through the air
It just felt peaceful
Suga was humming to an acoustic track, vocalizing the notes as he busied himself with his project
You had come to learn to Suga was meticulous about many things, just by living with him- he liked putting his attention into one thing and one thing only until it was completed to how he liked it
This was the case for even this little project, Suga being uncharacterically quiet as he worked on the little painting. He was only this quiet and calm when he was studying, so it was strange to see him so focused on something other than that
But you werenโt complaining much๏ฟผ๏ฟผ, as it was perfect opportunity to just unapologetically watch him do his thing
He just look so damn pretty, it was unfair-the sun was making his gray hair glint silver, the strands almost taking on a glow
His button up was rolled up past his elbows, exposing the faint veins of his callused hands, the pain brush fitting so perfectly in his grasp, beauty mark in full display as his tongue poked gently out of the corner of his mouth
You took a break from painting your own rock, settling to just lazily stare at him...because why paint when you have a masterpiece right in front of you?
Nishinoya
, doing anything together just instantly turns CHAOTIC
Coupled with the fact that Nishinoya is antsy from staying inside for so long, itโs practically like taking care of a 5 year old
A very clingy 5 year old
Heโs so bored, heโs practically latched to your hip just for some comfort and something to do
If youโre making food, heโs right beside you insisting to help
Even if itโs instant ramen ๐
Or if your on the couch heโs sprawled our all over you, giving you puppy eyes to pet his hair how he likes it
He literally will literally sit in the bathroom as your taking showers and just talk to you just because heโs that clingy
So when you pull out your paints heโs obviously like I GOTTA DO IT TO ๐๐๐
Itโs actually really cute, heโs face goes from โบ๏ธ to ๐ the moment he realizes you guys are gonna be doing some bonding timeeeee
You had been really bored, and always wanted to sit and fully do a Bob Ross video with your undivided attention-so this was the perfect time to do it!
You would think Nishi would be really messy with the paint, but heโs not which is soooooo surprising
He takes great care in his project, cause he knows what you guys are painting is going to go up somewhere in
Itโs just little canvases but goddamn it heโs gonna out it up in his home cause itโs CUTE
He was really excited at first, but honestly got REALLY bored
Heโs hyper, his body is not meant for stillness and calm ๐
Probabaly starts drawing werewolves in his picture and saying it adds โflavorโ
Whatever the fuck that means ๐๐
Heโs just a total prankster, so of course he starts messing with you as your painting
At one point he just swipes so paint on your cheek-
And heโs just like โOops!โ With the most sh it eating grin everrrrrrrr
Itโs onnnnnnnnn
Long story short, you both look like kindergarten paint projects from a paint war ๐
Hinata
Like Nishinoya, just so HYPERRRRR
and also incredibly clingy ๐
Heโs just so BORED
He has no friends to play volleyball with (except you), he cant go and workout-he has no where to put his energy
So get ready for Hyper Hinata but like times 1000
Will always be doing the weirdest shit to burn off some energy, like he ordered a whole ass VR set one day just cause
That kinda entertained him for like a week-
Until he found some zombie game that had him freaking out and screaming like a girl
Wanted to be cuddled ever night after that it was kinda funny
Also youโll just walk into a random room and heโll be in there stretching in wierd poses and or just running in place
Iโm telling ya, the mans got ALOT of energy-itโs like having a grown 5th grader 24/7 ๐
One day you pull out your paints thinking it would be a good thing for the guy to burn off some energy
He honestly gets SO excited, cause thank god soemthing new to do!
You both go outside, him waiting patiently in a criss cross position as he watched you set everything up
Iโm telling ya, heโs like a 5th grader
Once you have everything, he immediately jumps up and canโt wait to start
Until he has no idea what to actually paint ๐
For a bit he just sits there and watches you paint-
Cause you just look so cute, and really pretty so concentrated on one task but so calm at the same time
But then he wierdly starts getting jealous of the canvas-
Like why did it have so much of your attention? Why canโt he have some of that?
Lmao clingy Hinata ๐๐
So he just blurts out โCan you paint me?โ
And your just like-huh?
He then clarified by pulling his shirt sleeve up to his collarbone,
โCan you paint on me?โ
And youโre like ohhhhh ๐ฏ
You were a first a little worried, cause you didnโt know if the paints were toxic or not to skin-but once you made sure you werenโt, you agreed!
Happy Hinata ๐
Once you scoot over so close to him, he feels his cheeks get warm and his heart quicken, loving how your hand ghosted over his skin
He told you to do whatever you wanted as long you painted his whole arm, so you decided to just paint a sunset full of clouds
He was such a baby at first tho, complaining about how cold the paint was ๐๐
But after awhile he becomes very accustomed to it, and he is so calm and relaxed
You swear youโve never heard him this quiet
Probabaly almost falls asleep and jolts himself back awake before his head totally hits the concrete ๐
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๐ถ๐๐๐!๐ญ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐!๐ฝ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฌ๐
๐พ๐๐๐๐๐๐: When the Queen falls sick and passes away, King Bucky must marry another, preferably the princess of an alliance kingdom nearby, in order to keep peace and order among the lands. However she is the most god awful human being anyone has ever met. Her guard however well she was definitely not what the king expected.
cw: brief talk about buck being tortured, suggestive infertility with reader, graphic details about death, talking about a violent accident to the reader during the battle, that battle, lokiโs death too sorry (loki x reader past)โฆ.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐: smut 18+ (โbathtubโ sex!, oral!fem, praise kink, cockwarming; blink and youโll miss it, loss of virginity but who cares lmao, unprotected sex but reader canโt have kidsโฆ sorry), digusting amount fo fluff hahaha part 4?
๐ฌ/๐: tbh i saw this bathroom pic on pintrest and it was huge like all made of stone and gold with stain glass windows and the tub was like a giant jacuzzi and honestly that's what i imagine the readerโs bathroom to be in this but feel free to imagine something else lol
๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐: 2.7k (big boy lol)
part one | part two | part three |ย part four |
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flashbacks in italics*
Bucky separated from Charlotte and practically sprinted to you. You looked behind you to find Bucky saying goodbye to his friends; them all winking at him. You scoffed and continued walking to your bedroom.ย
Usually during these big parties the king throws, you reside upstairs to bathe the worldโs longest bath. You canโt normally take these because you're always needed for service whatever it may be. You left your door open for Bucky to easily find you knowing he was trailing close behind.ย
You turned the corner to enter the bathroom you had and glanced at Bucky who was still down the hall. You decided to tease him a bit and began stripping your dress, letting him see only your bare back and barely the side of your breast.ย
Bucky walked into your room and shut and locked the door immediately stripping away his coat and shirt along with his shoes as well. He slowly walked to the door of your very large bathroom and pushed it open slowly to see you walking down the steps of your bath filled with hot water.ย
Seeing your entire nude body from the back making Buckyโs breath hitch in his throat. The water raised to the middle of your back and it was hot enough to see a bit of steam. Oh how Bucky wanted to ravish you and be the reason you're wet and not the water.ย
โYou gonna stand there and stare or would you like to join me?โ
Bucky stumbled and nearly ripped his pants off his body trying to get to you. You turned back forward and waited until you heard the splashing water and felt his hands circling around your waist pulling flushed against his body.ย
His face went to your neck and he kissed and nipped at the flesh making you hum in content. Youโve never been naked with a man before let alone bathe with one but something about Buckyโs hungry eyes and hands roaming your body made you feel powerful. You had him wrapped around your little finger and you loved it.
Bucky loved it too.ย
โYou are so beautiful, my love.โ
Buckyโs hand traveled down your stomach towards your center. A place that no man has ever touched before. You almost forgot about-ย
โWhatโs this?โ
โStop,โ you grabbed his hand and pulled it away. You wanted to cry. You completely forgot about what you had.ย
You wadded to the edge of the tub completely embarrassed and scared of how ignorant and stupid you felt.ย
โHey, hey. What happened? Did I do something?โ Bucky whispered to you, running his hands up and down your arms.
โNo! Itโs just, itโs ugly. Iโm ugly,โ you cried.
โWhat? Darling you are not ugly. You are the most beautiful woman Iโve ever laid my eyes on. How could you say such a thing about yourself?โ
Bucky stopped for a minute and took the time to really look at your body now. He hadnโt realized until now but your entire back, shoulders, and arms with littered with painful scars; memories of the scary battles you partook on behalf of the kingdom.ย
You sniffled and covered you breasts with your hands and arms as best as you could before slowly turning around to show the front of your body revealing a large, dark, and ridged scar across your entire abdomen.ย
โIt was the last battle before we retired.โ
โLoki!โ you screamed.
Smoke and fog from canons and the cold infiltrating your nose and lungs. You coughed and searched through the bodies and dirt that littered every inch of the battlefield.ย
โI was with my partner and my love, Loki.โ
โLoki!โ you kept searching and shouting his name. You could hardly see through your thick metal helmet and ripped it off your head. You had to find him.ย
โLoki! Where are you!โ you screamed.ย
Suddenly, a large man, a man like an ogre, came charging at you. You dropped your helmet and grabbed your sword and shield ready to take the fucker down. The rebels were at their peak of resistance and this battle had been your worst.ย
Your men were dropping like flies and you couldn't hold them back much longer. And now you lost your best knight and your lover too. Loki Laufeyson.
You fought however. You were going to win the war.ย
You gabbed your sword and cut the giant. He lunged forward and smacked your shield; you're still standing however. You danced around each other until you heard the familiar cry. Shouts and grunts youโve heard a thousand times.
You turned and found Loki fighting another only feet away from you. The man took your turn away for advantage and lunged at you once again, completely impaling you with his makeshift sword. You were nailed to the ground literally screeching in pain.ย
The man held your neck, cutting your airway, you could barely reach your sword to get him off you but your struggles were cut short when you looked to the side and found Loki being choked. He was lifted off the ground eyes turning red and skin turning blue.ย
โThey killed him,โ you whispered to Bucky.
His neck was snapped in front of your eyes; his body collapsed to the ground limp.ย
Your ears were ringing and everything went silent. You grabbed the sword and cut the throat of the man above you moving his body off you. You screamed and wailed for the loss of your love, your everything.ย
โI was there for so long, his eyes staring at me with no life,โ you broke down.
โHey, hey, hey. I got you. Itโs ok,โ Bucky heldย you.ย
โIt was so long ago; I moved on,โ you said once you calmed down, โBut it still hurts when I always have this constant reminder about what happened. What I couldโve done; I couldโve saved him.โ
โYou couldnโt have done anything more then what happened. Donโt blame yourself for that.โ
โAnd all these scars and scratches remind me everyday of what I went through. It makes me want to ripped my skin off.โ
โI know baby girl. I know exactly how that feels.โ
You looked at him confused. He was a king, he had everything. How could he understand even the sheer amount of grief you went through?
He took a step away and you saw it. The scars that littered his body and the one across his chest and left shoulder. The scar shaped into a star on his left arm only to have come from branding by the rebels, Hydra they called themselves.
โMany, many years ago, I was taken from my parents by the rebels. They want goods or something, I donโt remember too much. They burned me and scarred me for information about my father merchants and traders. It went on for weeks. Until they left me for dead and moved on to different kingdoms I supposed. My fatherโs army found me else I wouldnโt be here.โ
โIโm so sorry that happened to you. You didnโt deserve that,โ you cupped his face.ย
โBut Iโm here now stronger than ever and I know you are too.โ
โItโs just, itโs hard. I have no one.โ
โI know it is. And no you donโt have no one because whether or not thereโs a marriage Iโm still gonna be here for you and so is Natasha, Steve, and Sam. Iโm pretty sure they love you more than they love me,โ he chuckled as did you.ย
โWe are here for you now even if it doesnโt seem like it, you have us.โ
โBucky,โ you whispered.
โYes?โ
โJamesโฆ.โ
โY/nโฆ.โย
โI love you, James.โ
โI love you, Y/n.โ
Bucky leaned forward and kissed you with passion and lust. You hands cupped his face leaning further into the kiss. His hands were placed on your back pulling your body flushed against his own; he could feel your breasts pressed against his chest.ย
โYou are so strong,โ Bucky pulled away and said between kissing your neck.
โYouโre so beautiful.โ
He moved back a bit and sat on a stone step pulling you to sit on top of his legs. His hands moved all over your body touching every inch of skin you had still kissing your neck and collarbones. Your hands raked through his hair and he hummed at the feeling.ย
His hands roamed to your ass lifting you slightly. He waited for you to continue but when he saw the hesitation in your face he let go of your body.
โWhatโs wrong, doll?โ
โNothing, it's justโฆ When I was with Loki we decided to wait to, you know. But then he died and Iโve never loved another. Until you. Iโve neverโฆโ
โI understand. We donโt have to do anything, we could just bathe,โ he smiled.
โNo Bucky. I love you, so much. And I donโt know what our future holds. What if I never see you again after tomorrow?โ
โHey, weโll be together. I promise. Nothingโs gonna take you away from me.โ
He kissed you again this time if felt a little different. Like he was also scared that he was gonna lose you.ย
You stood up a bit and wrapped your hand around Buckyโs cock. You pumped it a few times eliciting moans from him that was music to your eyes. You could spend eternity like this if you had the chance.
โPlease, Y/n. Donโt tease me,โ Bucky moaned.
โBut you sound so lovely,โ you smirked.
Bucky grabbed your hips and sat you over his cock not yet pulling you down; almost like a warning that he can plow into if he wants. And boy is that something you want.ย
You looked into Buckyโs eyes as you slowly but surely sank down onto his dick. You hadnโt actually seen it yet and feeling it in your hand you expected him to be pretty big but now sinking down on him, he was fucking huge.
You tensed up a little bit feeling yourself being stretched by his cock.ย
โYouโre taking me so well, baby. Youโre so beautiful,โ Bucky praised, โTake your time, darling.โ
โYouโre so big, James.โ
โIโm sorry.โ
โNo, donโt be. Itโs starting to feel better.โ
You slowly moved up to sink down again; beginning to feel less pressure and pain and way more pleasure. You moaned a bit before covering your mouth in embarrassment about your lude sounds.
โDonโt do that; I wanna hear you. I wanna hear how good my cock makes you feel.โ
โIt feels so good. Oh god,โ you moaned.
You sped up the pace and your stomach felt like it was tightening in itself. This feeling was a whole new thing, but damn did it feel like heaven. Bucky started to join you in small thrusts up to you groaning in pleasure.
โFuck, Y/n. You feel so good. So fucking tight.โ
โKeep talking Bucky. Please,โ you moaned; Buckyโs words bringing you closer to the edge.
โYou like it when I tell you how good your pussy feels? You want me to tell you how gorgeous you are? How perfect?โ
โYes!โ you sped up chasing that high that you desperately wanted.ย
Bucky grunted and grabbed your hips rutting his hips into you making you scream in pleasure. Your head tossed back and your toes curled, you felt a wave of euphoria come over you as you climaxed for the first time. Bucky grunted loudly and pulled you into a feral kiss as he climaxed hard.ย
You slumped forward in fatigue on Bucky, his hands rubbing softly up and down your back. You stayed in silence for a minute before you moved to look up at Buck.ย
โThat was amazing,โ you whispered, making him laugh.
Bucky lifted you and sat you on the dry stone counter kissing you softly. He dried you with towels and took you to your bed kissing your body up and down; kissing each scar.ย
โโWhat are you doing?โ you smiled at him.
โOh baby, Iโm not done with you,โ his voice low with lust, making you incredibly aroused.
Bucky kissed your large scar on your belly and whispered how he loved you and how beautiful you were. Your heart fluttered at his words, tears pooled in your eyes. You could feel Buckyโs breath against your inner thighs and your head shot up.
โWait, what are you doing?โ you were confused as to what he was doing.
โI wanna taste you, doll. Is that ok? I promised itโll feel good,โ he assured you.
โOh, I didnโt know.โ
โCan I?โ
โYes,โ you whispered, barely audible.
Bucky licked up your folds and your hips jerked at the new feeling. He brought his hands up and spread your legs open for more room. His tongue moved up and down brushing your clit making you squirm underneath him.ย
Bucky inserted a finger and pumped it in and out of your pussy, following with another soon after. Your body thrashed under him; another orgasm approaching fast. You moaned and cried at the intense pleasure that Bucky was giving you, the best feeling youโve ever felt.
โOh god Bucky, that feels so fucking good,โ you hands entangled themselves in his hair.
Your back arched off the bed, your cum dripping down Buckyโs chin. It was truly a beautiful sight. Bucky lapped up everything you gave him and wiped his chin with his hand before kissing you. He positioned himself above, his hips settled between your thighs.
โYou think you can be a good girl and give me one more?โ Bucky positioned himself at your entrance.
โYes, Iโll be your good girl.โ
โGood,โ Bucky thrusted fast into you, making you moan loudly.
โThatโs baby, let the whole damn kingdom know whoโs fucking you this good. Tell me, say it to me.โ
โYouโre fucking me so good! You feel so good, ah!โ tears fell down your cheeks from immense pleasure.
โGod, I love you, Y/n,โ he buried his face into your neck, nipping at the skin. He was getting closer to another orgasm and his thrusts were getting wild and animalistic.
โI love you Bucky,โ you said to him, bringing his forehead to yours. Hands scratching at his back.
โSay it again.โ
โI love you.โ
โAgain!โ
โI love you, James. So much.โ
You and Bucky both climax together, shouting ecstasy. His body rolled over to the side, his cock still inside you, pulling into him. Your head resting on his lightly sweaty chest. His hands scratched lightly on your back making your skin break out in chills.ย
โAre you ok?โ Bucky asked you.
โYes. I'm perfect.โ
โGood. I was scared that maybe I pushed you too far.โ
โNo, I loved it. I love you.โ
โI love you, too.โย
There was a brief moment of silence; you almost fell asleep.ย
โTomorrow Iโm going to ask the king for your hand instead.โ
โWhat?โ you head rose quickly.
โI mean it. I spoke with Charlotte before I came here and turns out she too loves someone else.โ
โHenry,โ you whispered.
โYes, how did you know?โ
โIโve sent letters to the dukeโs home a couple times. She spoke a lot of his son; a good man. I didn't realize she may actually have fallen in love with him.โ
โShe did and Iโm pretty sure like me, she went to tell her one true love that they love them. Very much. More than anything in the whole world.โ
โYou sap,โ you laughed.
โI mean it. I love you so much and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.โ
โAnd if the king says no? Youโre supposed to marry his daughter, not his knight.โ
โI know, but Iโll make him say yes. I swear,โ Bucky kissed you.
โGood night, James.โย
โGood night, my love.โย
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throwing a weighted blanket at the om! bros + undateables (and a bonus)
warning(s): some swearing, threats of torture, implied nsfw, spoilers.ย
note: no supernatural beings or humans were hurt in the making of this- also this was inspired bc my mom bought a weighted blanket and its heavy afย
the demon brothers
lucifer:
โMCCCCCC..!!!โ
i- chile do you have a death wish???
momentary shock at how cute your laughter sounds (but he would never say it out loud unless you two were alone)
prepare to be chased and in demon form once he gets himself together
this man can ZOOM (i mean he does chase after mammon)
when you get caught, oH boYย
youโll be lectured for hours on endย
โwhat made you think that was a good idea, mc?โ
โand delete that recording of me. immediately.โ
donโt worry levi is sure to save a secret file :)
anyone you were in cahoots with will be lectured and punished too
but your punishment ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
mammon:
โADKSDHFKSJHFGKSJFH- HeY!!!โ
is completely caught off-guard
crooked glasses and messy hair once he removes the blanket off of him
โwhyโd ya do that mc!!!โ
if you tease mammon about being unable to handle the weight of the blanket-
*mammon rant activated*
โthe great mammon can totally handle weight!!! i used to lift more than beel ya know!!!โ
โhey! quit laughing at me mc!!!โ
gets all flustered when you admit you were just teasing him to see his cute reaction
awe bby boy
probably forgives you if you promise to spend quality time with him for a few days
dont be surprised if he holds a grudge thoย
prepare to smother him with snuggles and cuddles to make him forgive you :)))
leviathan:
oh boy, youโd best be ready to deal with the consequences if you throw a weighted blanket onto him
especially if heโs doing a game run-through or grinding through a gameย
โokay... just a little more and- ACK!โ
like mammon, totally caught off guard since he was so focused on his game
*game over flashes on his screen*
โNOoOOo!!! My ScoRE!!!โ
oh shit...
chile- you best hope you can run from leviย
pissed off at you like that one time during the TSL tournament
one of the other demon bros has to interfere and stop levi
โthat stupid normie made me mess up my perfect score!!!โ
mad at you for a few daysย
and he will hold a grudge
but decides to forgive you if you stay with him as he plays through the game again
โi only forgave you because youโre the only one whoโd love a yucky otaku like me...โ
โand because youโre my henry.โ
satan:
ok now you really have a death wish but i would probably do it too tbhย
ah... nothing but a normal day for satan
a cup of his favorite piping hot tea, a book, and the fire place next to him...
nothing could be better :)
until...
โwhat the fuck-โ
tea spilled all over him and his book with the weight of the blanket = enraged satan
prepare to feel his WRatH
โso you thought this would be a great idea..?โย
turns into his demon form
threatens to try all kinds of torture methods on you and whoever was in cahoots with you for ruining his reading time >:(
satan will probably apologize to you for that and maybe to the other person depending on who it was
after that
satan will come back with his own little pranks for weeks on end
and when he finds out that you kept a recording of the little incident
:)
heโll keep his pranks up until you finally yield
โalright. iโll forgive you just this once, and you owe me a new copy of that book.โ
โyou also better delete that video if you know whatโs good for you, mc.โ
asmodeus:
โmc, no my hair and makeup!!!โ
practically yeets the blanket off of him to protect himself
i would probably be surprised someone could yeet a heavy ass blanket off themselves but asmo is a demon so he has inhumane strength
*asmo pissed off 3000*
โmc! if you messed up a single hair on my head or ruined my makeup
*dark chuckle*
โi wouldโve made sure i ruined you in more ways than oneโ
hHhhhH- be my guest asmoย
โoh well, i guess iโll forgive you just this once.โ
yay! forgiveness never felt so good-
โif you promise to spend quality time with just me~.โ
he will literally take you out shopping the whole entire day
dresses you up in god knows how many outfits
but at the end of the day, when you both return back to the house of lamentation, heโll take very very good care of you~
tries to bathe with you but lucifer catches wind of it :(
sore feet? asmo to the rescue!
โne, you will delete that video right?โ
beelzebub:
tbh the blanket would just feel like a normal blanket to thicc man :)
it also probably falls to the ground awkwardly
ย *looks at the blanket then to mc*
โi think you dropped thisโ
*picks it up like it weighs nothing and hands it back then continues to eat whatever he was munching on*
whoever youโre in cahoots with either expected that to happen or is in shock with you lmao
while youโre reviewing the footage you can see beelโs muscles flex as he picks up the blanket :))))
later, beel will probably confront you about what happenedย
โoh... that was supposed to be a prank..?โ
seeing how kinda bummed you looked made beel kinda sad since your prank didnโt go as planned :(
what better than to make it up to you with food! :D
brings you all sorts of snacks and takes you to hellโs kitchen to make you feel better
โnext time you prank me, iโll definitely be caught off guard.โ
belphegor:
is napping when you decide to try your sneak attack
as we all know, he kinda sleeps like a brick around mc so heโll probably be indifferent to your giggles unless he gets curious
when you throw the blanket onto him
he snuggles into it
โ...โ
โ...โ
โthis is really warm mc... is this what the humans call a weighted blanket..?โ
belphie moves the blanket to make room for you
โwhy donโt you come nap with me since youโre already here..?โ
snuggles and cuddles with belphie + warm weighted blanket = your heart melting :)
itโll probably be hard to get up tho since youโre in belphieโs arms and underneath the heavy ass blanket rip
i ainโt complaining thoย
undateables
diavolo
is probably confused for a moment
until he feels the weight of the blanket
โthis reminds me of some sort of torture device...โ
picks it up out of curiosity until you tell him what it is
โoh! i see, you were trying to see what would happen when you threw this onto me!โ
would probably ask if he could throw it at you too
but he realizes that youโd get hurt
โwhy dont we start a prank war?โ
ย but like i feel like it would be fun to have a prank war with Dia :D
plus he gets a break from all of his princely duties and you get to spend some quality time after with him ;)
poor barbatos has to clean up after most of the pranks tho :(
barbatos:
heโs doing some chores around the castle as per usual
until you sneak up on himย
or so you thought ;)
when you throw the blanket at him, barbatos catches it like it weighs nothing
heโs in a little momentary shock for a split second then comes back to reality since he was so focused on his chores
i wouldnโt be surprised bc he does do a helluva lot of things
โi hope you didnโt forget that i can see the future and different timelines.โ
also knows that you recorded the little prank and decides to indulge you and let you keep it
โperhaps you can try again next time?โ
cooks you up some food to make it up to you
simeon:
blinks in shock as the blanket is thrown over him
just laughs and removes the blanket
โIf you were trying to surprise me, it worked.โย
heโd gently drape it over you and pull you into his arms
aklsdhjlaksdfjlk i want it too-
โiโll have to leave soon thoughโฆ Diavolo asked me to join him for tea at his castle today.โ
simeon lets you go and smiles at you
โi would say donโt plan anything while im gone, but I canโt stop you.โ
solomon:ย
probably practicing spells or sum when you decide to strike
like some of them, heโd be shocked momentarily
โwhatโs this? Trying to sneak attack me?โ
*queue the solomon smirk*
definitely would try to get back at you
be prepared bc this is one sneaky sorcerer
getting food at hellโs kitchen and need some ketchup?
solomon is there for you
but it isnโt ketchup ;)
its hot sauce ;)))
at the end of the day, solomon means well and laughs off all his pranks with you
bonus character!
luke:
i- why would you wanna throw a blanket at the smol child???
if you do which i hope you dontโฆ pls do it gently
luke would probably pout and sulk at you and get rather upset
simeon would be like >:o
โhow could you hurt my child?โ
to make it up to luke, simeon would make sure that you bake with him
luke is down for it too, nothingโs better than a baking buddy! :D
long story short, pls PLS do not throw a weighted blanket at luke unless you want to evoke the wrath of everyone :)
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A/n: This idea just popped into my head this morning and I needed to write it out, guess who finished in one day instead of focusing on summer school aha ha...so hereโs the next edition of Class 1-A quarantine hcโs! I think Iโll include a bit of background for all of these, just for future reference if anyone likes them lmao. Today we have everyoneโs favorite nitroglycerin king, Bakugo Katsuki! Hope yโall enjoy cause Iโm honestly so soft for this one okay BYE-

Surprisingly, youโre initially part of the Dekusquad, but youโve always been close with Kirishima and Mina and feel comfortable hanging out with their group as well so you start gravitating to the Bakusquadย
At first, Bakugo is really standoffish because, โYouโre seriously friends with that damn nerd Dekuโ - wow everyone be hating on our cinnamon roll smh
But then he sees how much the rest of Bakusquad likes you and he starts warming up
It starts with small little things like not hogging all the space on the couches in the dorms and having you sit beside him
Then he notices that youโre very forgetful of your jacket and he ends up keeping a spare in his bag just in case the weather gets really bad
โI mistakenly grabbed two this morning, so lighten my load and carry the jacketโI donโt give a shit if you put it on, just hold it will you!โย
Heโs acts all aggressive whenever he tries to be subtle and someone calls him out on it pffft-ย
โWhat the hell are you talking about? You trying to get punched in the face?โ
And his feelings are emphasized when the whole class is allowed to use the pool one afternoon and youโre pulling up with Mina and Momo
Youโve got a cute swimsuit and a sun hat on, and King Explosion Murder starts sweating a dangerous amount of nitroglycerinย
Bakugo Katsuki has a thing for soft girls who can pull a one-eighty and kick ass no I do not take criticism
The class wants to play chicken and everyone is choosing partners, but in the corner of his eye Bakugo sees you getting cornered by Minetaย
Youโre usually able to handle the horny tornado but youโre feeling a bit too exposed in a bathing suit and start losing your cool
When I tell you the whole Bakusquad BOLTS to come rescue you-
Mineta is literally launched out of the pool by Sero like a rocket ship in orbit and the rest of the group is in this protective barrier formation around you (yes the squad has protocols for this kind of thing donโt even deny it)
Bakugo is beside you in a second with his hands secured on your waist because no one is coming near you like that when heโs around
โWhy donโt you be my partner, yeah?โ
And that's the story of how yโall destroyed everyone at chicken with absolutely no mercy and Bakugo finds your competitiveness that entire day attractive as hell
Walking back to the dorms afterwards, he pulls you away from the group and the look he gives you isย s e a r i n g
โFor the love of God, go out with meโ and he does not have to tell you twice
Literally the entire class is SHOOK because youโre actually pretty mellow and Mr. My Only Vocabulary Word Is Die is...ya know...โจvolatileโจ
But letโs be honest heโs actually a softie if youโre close enough to him (sorry Deku youโre the exception but we still luv u) and everyone ends up adoring yโall being together
When quarantine rolls around and you both have to live back at your respective houses, everything is decently calm for about two days and then you both start getting bored as hell
Honestly longer than you expectedย
Bakugo hates social distancing with a passion but he agrees to abide by the rules and ends up asking you to Facetime at least twice a day
His bedroom is actually very tidy โcause Bakugo hates clutter, especially when heโs doing schoolwork
I wholeheartedly believe that Bakugo is a beast in the kitchen and yโall can fight me about it because his knife skills are canon and you best believe he learned it to be more independentย
Heโs been experimenting with new cooking recipes and is a master at making something out of practically nothing in his fridge, which is really handy when a trip to the grocery store is long overdue
He sends you pictures of his dishes and your responses are all praise and none of itโs exaggerated either; this boy can COOKย
Netflix Parties with the Bakusquad โ the chat gets loaded with Denki and Kiri spamming and Bakugo yelling at them in all caps to shut up
Your lock screen is a picture of the group on Facetime and you all have filters on (somehow you got Bakugo to use one donโt ask how); literal friendship goals
And then itโs been about a whole month since quarantine started and Bakugo wants to come visit you, but his mom shuts that down quicker than Barry Allen in the Speed Force
Heโs pissed because he and his family feel perfectly healthy but his mother will not let him leave under any circumstances
So when his parents go to visit some relatives who were more susceptible to the virus and needed help with a couple basic tasks you decide to sneak out to see him (in good health of course)
Imagine his surprise when his typically rule-following girlfriend calls and is already standing in his backyard, bags of groceries in your possession
***
Bakugo shot you an incredulous look as you sat at the kitchen table. โYou know I could have just opened the front door for you.โ
โYeah, but going through the window was way more fun,โ you defended. โItโs not like Iโm very rebellious at any other time, so might as well live it up while I have the courage.โ
The blond snorted, sifting through the numerous bags you brought along to his house. They were filled with an assortment of foods: vegetables, meat, rice, sauces and the like.ย
โWhatโs all this for?โ he inquired, pulling out a bottle of teriyaki sauce.
You couldnโt help the small smile that grew on your face as your boyfriend curiously examined the items. โItโs for you to cook with, duh.โ
โAnd how am I supposed to explain the new abundance of food in the fridge to my parents?โ
โSay that I had it sent over through Postmates or something. Even I thought of that, Katsuki.โ
He rolled his eyes as he placed down the last bag of items. โI canโt believe you snuck out and brought all this stuff,โ he murmured, leaning over to kiss the top of your head. โThank you, babe.โ
A faint blush rises to your cheeks, despite the fact youโve been dating the first year student for a few months now. Girlfriend or not, verbal thanks from the King Explosion Murder was rare. โYouโre welcome.โ
Bakugo turned to the stove and started organizing a number of ingredients on the counter beside it, pulling out kitchenware from cabinets as he went.
โSince youโre here and all, I suppose I could make your dumb ass something,โ he remarked.ย
Your eyes practically sparkled with excitement at the offer; you were hoping the blond would make you one of his iconic dishes eventually. A ghost of a grin was present on Bakugoโs face at the cheer that left your mouth, his back facing you as he got started.ย
You were quick to situate yourself on top of the kitchen counter, Bakugo lifting you by the waist to place you farther away from the flaming stove but still allowing you to watch as he worked. His knife skills were almost scary when chopping up the vegetables, the pace at which he was cutting them astonishing you, and the overall aroma of the space had your mouth watering before he was even close to finishing the meal.
โI feel like a judge on Master Chef,โ you giggled, and the boy shook his head at the comment as he eyed a timer he had set for the pork he put on the stove.ย
โIโm pretty sure my girlfriend of a judge would be a bit biased over the contestants,โ he pointed out.ย
You hummed thoughtfully. โI mean, if he keeps looking this attractive while making food I think my bias is justified.โ
He glanced at you perched on the counter top, and took a few steps in your direction, cupping your cheek in one hand to kiss you quickly.ย
โYouโre distracting me,โ the first year mumbled, running a thumb over your jaw. โQuit being so cute, dummy.โ
You saluted playfully. โYes, chef.โ
He let out a soft laugh before moving back to silence the timer that had started beeping, alerting him that the pork on the stove was ready to go. The blond shooed you away and had you sit at the dining table as he took the skillet and turned off the stove flames.
As you waited patiently for Bakugo to finish up, you sang under your breath and set two spots at the table directly across from each other. By the time he was done, two plates of steaming food in hand, you were already sitting down and twirling a fork between your fingers.ย
โWhat did you end up making?โ You asked as he set a plate of rice and pork in front of you.ย
โTonkatsu,โ he replied nonchalantly.ย
It smelled like absolute heaven, and your hunger was only emphasized in the midst of the fast food you had been surviving off of during quarantine. This boy was even good at presentation, and you began to wonder if he was just talented at everything he tried.
Bakugo took the spot across from you and watched as you took the first bite. He wouldnโt admit it, but he felt a bit nervous that you wouldnโt like what he made. But that thought dissipated as quickly as it came once your fork flew into the meal for a second time, and you shot him a wide-eyed look.
โSo good!โ you exclaimed with a stuffed face, a few grains of rice falling from your mouth and back onto the plate.
โDonโt speak with your mouth full or youโll choke, stupid,โ he reprimanded, but your praise had an evident effect on the male as a smug smile tugged at the corners of his mouth.
โI expect gourmet lunches from you at least once a week when school starts again.โย
โNot a chance in hell that Iโm doing extra work in the mornings.โ
โIโll buy you all the ingredients you want~โย
โ...Iโll think about it.โ
Next thing you knew, all the food on your plate was gone, gladly relocated to your stomach. Rounding the table, you wrapped your arms around Bakugoโs shoulders as he also finished eating.ย
โThank you for dinner, Katsuki,โ you hummed contentedly, resting your chin on his head. โIt was seriously masterclass, especially after all the takeout Iโve been eating.โย
โYeah, yeah, youโre welcome,โ he waved it off. โI think a movie of my choosing is in order.โ
โAfter we clean up, hot shot. Your mom would kill you if she realized someone was over.โ
โWhy wouldnโt she kill you too?โ
โPlease. Your mom loves me.โ
The blond barked out a laugh before standing up and holding your waist, ushering you back to the kitchen. โTrue.โ
Cleaning up was quick and easy with the both of you working together, stocking away dishes and remaining groceries. The evening sky, visible through a large window in the living room, glittered with stars as you sidled next to your boyfriend on the couch, the kitchen and dining room returned to its normal prestige.
โKatsuki?โ you murmured, voice laced with a touch of contented sleepiness.
He turned his head from the television screen to face you. โHm?โย
โI missed you, silly.โย
An arm was thrown around your shoulder and you were pulled closer to the male, who gently kissed your temple.ย
โI missed you too, dummy.โ
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quarantined with you ! (part one)
a/n: this is literally just headcanons on how some of the guys would react to being stuck at home during quarantine lmao (MANGA SPOILERS) also some of these are shorter than the others because i am... lazy ! iโll try to post more headcanons with different characters for this soon but this has been sitting in my drafts for a while so i wanted to post it Warning(s): mentions of sex but theyโre brief and not that detailed, cursing
Bokuto Koutarou
Oh my god this literal CHILD would be a pain in the ass in the beginning
The season had been cancelled due to Miss Rona and he was completely heartbroken
He wasnโt even allowed to go to the gym or even the courts to practice !!
You two didnโt live together yet (you two had been looking at apartments but couldnโt find one that suited either of you at the same time, but your apartment was probably big enough to fit the two of you already) but the minute that quarantine was set in place he literally showed up at your door with his belongings
Surprise! you got yourself a roommate now because he canโt stand being by himself in his lonesome apartmentย
LETS PRETEND HE PROBABLY DOESNโT HAVE A HUGE PENTHOUSE BECAUSE HEโS A RICHASS VOLLEYBALL PLAYER ITS CUTER IF HEโS LIVING WITH YOU
Itโs not like youโre complaining though-- heโs literally your big baby
Since he canโt go to the gym or the courts, heโd probably go on a really long morning runย
A lot of the time when he wants to run, heโd try to force you to go with him because he wants to spend time with you :(
LMAO sike-- bitch he THOUGHT youโd even think about getting out of bed at SIX IN THE MORNING????
He actually convinced you to go with him once and you refused to go ever again after almost losing a lung
Iโm sorry luvs but Bokuto canโt be trusted in the kitchen so youโre either ordering food or cooking for the both of youย
He tries his best tho!!
Since you two have the most time in the world tho, you actually try to teach him how to cook (yikes good luck)
There was a mishap where your apartment almost got burned down but after a while he got his shit together
You: Iโm gonna kill myself if you burn down my apartment Kou
Him: haha donโt kill yourself youre so sexy <3
You: perish <3
Honestly, heโd try his best to help you out or cheer you up tho!!
Like, heโs kinda dense and doesnโt really know how to do any household chores but if youโre not feeling great, heโd go out of his way to figure out how to cheer you up
If youโre sad about being stuck inside? Just wait lmao youโre gonna get literally TACKLED cause he !! does !! not !! tolerate !! sadness !!ย
You guys would probably do tik tok dances and trends because youโre bored
Heโd throw it back on you ngl
After a while, Bo would probably adapt to quarantine and you definitely showed him how to clean a few things so eventually he started to be helpful!!
Weekly facetimes or zoom calls with the other MSBY Black Jackals players because all of them are pressed about quarantine
Bo would probably go back to his apartment every now and then whenever you needed space to do your work/school work!!ย
Or heโd bother the shit out of you and complain if you didnโt give him the attention but unimportant
Oh and
yโall would probably get it on like... almost every single night
He just seems like the kind of person to be horny since heโs bored
Your poor bed :(
Baths afterwards were the best part though because !! heโs all warm and bulky
LIKE IMAGINE JUST BEING IN HIS ARMS AJFKLJDF
Iโm a Bokuto Simp
n e ways
heโd try to teach you volleyball if you had enough free time (ofc you do) because he gets so bored
If you already know how to play, heโd probably just toss it back and forth because he doesnโt want to hurt his precious s/o with his POWERFUL ass spikes godDAMN
So, yeah Kou would probably be a pain in the ass at first but heโd definitely settle down with the fact that heโs stuck inside with his cuteass s/oย
Him: hey did you know that I love you?
You: SIMP-- wait no, donโt cry baby ily2
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Lmao sorry luvs you ainโt gonna see him <3
The MINUTE he found out that there was a virus, this bitch FLED to his apartment
Like, he stocked up on a TON of supplies and dipped
He literally pulled aย โwent out to buy some milkโ and disappeared off the planetย
Since youโre his s/o, he wouldnโt completely shut you out but he would NOT let you into his apartment unless you avoided all human contact for 14 days and showed no signs of Miss Rona
Honestly, you wouldnโt see him that much because he just... doesnโt want anyone near him
You: :((( bby
Him: Stay away bitch <3ย
You two would facetime a lot tho and heโd just nag you about staying healthy because he doesnโt want his s/o to get sick
If you ran out of masks, heโd literally just stick some in a bag outside of his front door and would tell you to pick them up because he will not leave his apartment
Heโs the reason that the stores have like... no hand sanitizer
You: donโt be shy !! give some !!
Him: I do not see ๐๐๐
Jk no, heโd put little care packages outside of his apartment for you that are full of cleaning supplies cause he wants you to be healthy
If he has anything delivered to his house, I wouldnโt be surprised if he pulled out a hazmat suit and sprayed that bitch down
Heโd definitely call you late at night and the two of you would fall asleep on the call !!
ย Heโd begrudgingly answer the MSBY zoom calls
Atsumu: Omi Omi~ Iโm surprised you havenโt gotten broken up with yet. if I were y/n i would probably drop your ass <3
Him: I hope you die <3ย
Okay but once he realizes youโre perfectly healthy, heโll allow you into his apartment but he forces you to shower before touching him
Itโs okay-- you finally get to cuddle your germaphobe bf <3
Okay but he do be kinda horny in quarantine because isnโt everyone so you two seeing each other again was a TRIP
Have fun luvs <3
Kuroo Tetsurouย
Donโt be shy Furudate, tell us where Kuroo is in the final arc <3
Since I have no clue what canon Kuroo is doing, letโs just say he just has a regular job idkย
Since heโs not deemed to be an essential worker, heโs stuck at home with your stupidass <3
Jk- heโs happy to be able to spend time with youย
Definitely spends a lot of his day playing video games with Kenma since Kenma also has a ton of time now (Kenmaโs just working from home now and has conference calls every now and then)
I believe that this man would be a decent cook so heโd definitely help or at least convince you to just order some food lmao
You two would spend the first few weeks just watching movies and cuddling or some cute shit idk
Probably horny as fuck so yall would be busy for a bit
You two would have the stupidest conversations in the middle of the day while you two were just staring at the ceilingย
You: if cows ruled the world, would they drink human milk?
Him: omg youโre onto something there
Idk youโd probably be roasting the shit out of each other too
Him: did i ever tell you that you look like a rat baby?
You: perish <3
Youโd take turns with who would cook dinner and who would clean it up because there needs to be a system or else youre both not eating or not having an apartment that is tolerable to live in
Okay but like... I think that heโd look at those cooking tik toks and would be likeย โiโm going to make this bitchโ
does it work? sometimes. does it taste good? give or take
Like, some of them SLAP but others just... donโt look anything like the end result that the video showed
heโd definitely try to make you work out with him and sometimes it worked
A lot of the time tho, youโd just laugh at him
You: Iโll just watch you here dw luv
Him: I know you wanna look at my arms wackassย
Heโd definitely spend hours upon hours playing video games with Kenma
Like,,, you wouldnโt see him move for hours but every now and then youโd hear him scream LMAO
Honestly it would be pretty fun to be quarantined with this bitchย
idk heโs not gonna burn your house down, not be able to clean shit, and heโd also be a lot of fun to joke around with so I see nothing wrong with this bitch <3
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What was the longest time youโve had the hiccups for?ย Maybe for half an hour? Mine are never that bad.
What type of TV shows are your favourite?ย Not a big TV show type of person to begin with since it seems as if my attention span wasnโt built for once-a-week, season-breaks kind of content haha. I do like sitcoms, I guess...bite-sized ones like Friends, Brooklyn Nine-Nine,ย The Big Bang Theory, etc. Drama shows Iโd bite into if the plot is extremely intriguing to me or relevant to my interests, like The Crown or Breaking Bad.
Have you ever been a complete fangirl/fanboy over anything?ย I was before then I wasnโt for a very long time, then I came back just recently with this BTS shit I got myself into.
Do you know anyone who has died in battle?ย Hmm. I donโt think so. My great-grandpa lived a few more decades after the war.
When was the last time you went on an adventure?ย July. My friends and I spent the whole day driving around and stopping by sooo many spots around the metro. It was a lot of fun and we were fucking b e a t after.
What brand is your vacuum cleaner?ย I dunno. My mom mainly uses ours.
Are you good at rapping?ย I have a number of songs and verses memorized that I can recite quite okay, but I canโt write any of my own.
Name one world issue that upsets you.ย Racism.
How do you feel about tanning?ย I never saw the the big deal. I will say tanning beds and salons are such a culture shock to me, though. Are some people really that obsessed with modifying their skin tone?
Have you ever given a public speech? Hmm, just the one time I was entered into a public speaking competition and was given a topic to talk about on the spot. That was honestly a lot of fun and I wish there were more opportunities to do that exact same thing.
Do you read comic books?ย No. I tried getting into that whole thing, but didnโt see the appeal.
Do you force your way into conversations in which you are not involved?ย Not always but if Iโm starting to feel left out or awkward, I will start to ask a question here and there to ease my way into the conversation. But if the topic is clearly none of my business then I do stay out of the way.
Kiss with your eyes open or closed?ย Closed.
Do you believe you can change someone?ย This isnโt a black and white matter, I think. The idea of changing a person can have a lot of layers; in my org, for instance, I got to pick up a few quirks and behaviors from my friends just by being around them for a long time โ in that sense, I changed. But you can also strive to change someone whoโs struggling and try to make them become happy, which I tried to do with my ex โ which of course I learned the hard way that you canโt change someone if in that context.
How did you react when your first pet died?ย I was bummed out but didnโt throw a fit.
Have you ever drawn anime?ย No.
Can you use a pogo stick?ย Iโve never even seen one in real life. Iโm dying to try it out just once.
Whenโs the next time youโll see the person that you like?ย I donโt like anybodyyy.
Do you like bathing/showering?ย I mean...yes? Like Iโm not obsessed with showering, but itโs a necessity that I have to regularly do anyway lmao.
Have you ever considered entering a race?ย Sure! Just give me a couple of weeks to practice because my endurance and stamina are embarrassing.
Rihanna or Lady Gaga?ย Rihanna.
Who was your first good kiss with?ย My ex.
What accessory do you want in your bedroom?ย SHELVES
What do you take the most pictures of?ย My experiences.
What are you always in the mood for?ย Starbuuuuuuckssssssss.
What is something that you never turn down?ย A day out with friends. Iโll always make time. What is something that you always turn down when offered?ย Food, if Iโm a guest at someone elseโs place.
Name something sexy about your significant other.ย I donโt have any.
What is one of your hobbies that you refuse to give up?ย Surveys, I guess. I enjoy them too much and have been doing them for nearly a decade.
If you could be a professional in any sport what would it be?ย Tennis.
If you could be a professional at any instrument what would it be?ย PIANO.
Would you rather be a surgeon or mortician?ย Surgeon. I would be too terrified seeing dead people, anyway.
Have you ever been on a subway? Nope.
Are you in love?ย No.
Do you like having your lip softly bitten when youโre kissing?ย Sure. Softly, roughly...both are fine hahaha.
Do you want to get married when youโre older?ย I hope so. I want my turn, too.
What was the last band shirt you wore?ย Eh, I donโt own any. I wore a fanmade V-themed shirt yesterday, if that counts.
You can have a milkshake right now. What flavor do you choose?ย OMGGGG that sounds so fucking good rn. Chocolate chip cookie dough.
Have you ever given someone flowers?ย Mhm, I used to give my ex bouquets whenever it was our anniversary.
What day of the week is usually your busiest day?ย Monday like 98% of the time, so I hate them. It ultimately varies, though. Sometimes some days are a hell of a lot more hectic than others.
Do you have any concerts coming up? I mean...obviously not.
Do you like or hate the smell of fish?ย Oh yessssssss. The smell of seafood/ocean always makes me fucking drool.
Whatโs your favorite brand of chips?ย Pringles, or this local brand of salted egg chips that I love to get.
Have you ever written a poem and then read it aloud?ย Yeah, once. We had to write a poem as our homework and my teacher picked out a couple that he thought were the best-written, and one of them was mine even though I still firmly believe I did a shit job.
Do you like pineapple?ย Oh god no. One of the worse fruits Iโve had.
Does your house have a dishwasher?ย No. It seems to be just a Western thing.
Do you know anyone who has a flower tattoo?ย I probably do, but I just canโt give you a lineup of names. Flower tattoos seem to be trendy these days, especially in the line style.
How many different languages can you say goodbye in?ย So I have goodbye, paalam, ์๋
ํ ๊ฐ์ธ์, adios, auf wiedersehen, sayonara, au revoir...so thatโs 7.
Agree or disagree: You like Adam Sandler movies.ย Ummmm definitely childish and I can feel that the humorย tries so hard sometimes but I do enjoy some of his movies, like 50 First Dates.ย
Have you ever had to get a tooth pulled? If so, what for?ย Yeah, I mentioned this on a previous survey.
Have you ever dated anyone while they were in jail?ย No, Iโve never dated anyone whoโs been imprisoned.
If youโve ever babysat, do you like it?ย Iย โbabysat,โ but technically all eldest Asian daughters are expected to look out for their younger siblings and cousins anyway. I didnโt actively enjoy it, but sure, it was fun playing with them and itโs always nice to be viewed as responsible.
What is your favorite flavor on sunflower seeds?ย I donโt eat sunflower seeds. I donโt dislike them, I just really never seek them out.
Do you get cold easily?ย Yes.
Do you get a lot of spiders in your house?ย Hmm no. If we do get visited they are almost always too small to be seen.
Do you admire nature?ย Yeah, I try to be around it as often as I can.
Name one naughty thing youโve done.ย Had sex while a few people were in the same room. I pay for it now hahaha; those friends who had the misfortune to be in that situation have never let me live it down and itโs one of their go-to stories when Iโm being introduced to new friends.
Name two of your favorite things as a child.ย I loved everything Bratz. I also liked Play-Doh.
Do you own a Pillow Pet?ย No, Iโve never even heard of that.
Do you tend to solve problems with violence?ย Never.
Have either of your parents gone to jail?ย Nope.
Do you know a hoarder?ย I heard my grandma had been one, but I didnโt see traces of it when I used to visit her. I guess she had been when she was younger and stronger. I show traces of hoarding too, but I donโt think itโs at a concerning level; I literally just threw out a bunch of shit in my room Iโve hoarded over the last five or so years.
Do you wax, pluck, or leave your eyebrows?ย I donโt touch them; Iโm never all that worried about my appearance. On very rare instances, I will shave some of the excess hair off. Do you have any interesting scar stories?ย None of them are interesting tbh, just results of my own stupidity.
Do you hate the texture of meatballs?ย I donโt hate their texture but I also just donโt enjoy meatballs in general. I find them boring, which has always led me to think if theyโre really supposed to be just boring clumps of meat or if Iโve just always been served average meatballs.
Do you get migraines? Yes, I usually get one after work. Theyโve decreased in frequency now but one will drop by every now and then to give me a shit time.
Do you like guns?ย No.
Are turtles amazing creatures? All animals are. :') < Yes! Except cockroaches.
How much time do you spend taking surveys?ย I dedicate an hour or so every weekend. I often wish I can allot more time, but I also have other hobbies and interests I would usually want to catch up on during the weekends. 48 hours is just too short :(
Would you rather visit: The Eiffel Tower or Egyptian Pyramids? Pyramids, in a heartbeat. I wouldnโt even need to think about it.
Would you like to work at a candy shop?ย Uh no. If I had to, it would be on the back-end, maybe in the corporate side of things lol.
Do you have feelings for someone?ย Nope.
Which one of your guy friends is the best looking?ย JM.
Do you have anything to say to your ex bf/gf?ย No.
Which band do you have the most of on your iPod/music player?ย I donโt use music players anymore but my Spotify always reminds me of how much I listen to BTS whenever they do one of their quirky listening habit reports lol.
Which song describes your mood at the moment?ย I want to go with RMโs Bicycle just because Iโm feeling quite content and relaxed at the moment.
Which movie(s) do you quote the most?ย Eh, Iโm not a big movie quoter.
Which one of your best friendโs friends would you most likely date?ย I honestly donโt see any of them as date-able.
Would you ever let anybody else drive your car?ย Sure. Iโve let Hans and Gab drive it countless times when Iโve had too much to drink. Itโs a small car and is fairly easy to use and navigate. I would let Anj use it too at some point, but I want her to perfect her u-turns first hahahaha.
Which one of your friends will be the most successful?ย Itโs already one of my friends to begin with but Iโm not naming names. They come from a privileged background to begin with and their godfather already handed one of his companies down to them, so. They were also told the CEO position is already a sure slot for them.
What store did you last shop at?ย I wanna say NCAT, this Korean-themed store that sells trinkets and jewelries and plushies and stuff. They also sell BTS albums so Anj and I dropped by to check out and touch all the albums we canโt afford yet HAHA
Do you think telepathy is real?ย No.
When did you last draw something for fun?ย Last Saturday when I played an online drawing/guessing game with my uncles and aunts.
Who makes the most in your entire family?ย My dad.
Do you like writing essays?ย I love essays, itโs my favorite writing piece to make.
Do you think plastic surgery is no big deal?ย It turns into one when it gets obsessive, like when people get excessive plastic surgeries specifically to look like another person. Iโm looking at you, fucking Oli London.
Do you take your trash to the dump or have it picked up?ย Itโs picked up.
When you sneeze do you sneeze into your shirt or your hands?ย I look away and just sneeze. Sometimes Iโll put up my elbow.
Do you usually have sex in the morning, noon or night time? Erm, I usually had it at night. I only had morning sex when we would spend the night;ย and I nearly never had noon sex.
Did you ever fail your learners/drivers test?ย No.
Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?ย Gun to my head, Lil Wayne.
Name someone youโve become a lot closer to recently:ย Reena!!! Iโm so grateful Angela introduced us to each other :) We both tend to get shy so we donโtย actually actively get chatty when we see each other irl, but I love her presence and I love that she is my friend. I make up for it by being super friendly and wacky in our group chat haha. Does your car have a sunroof?ย No. We used to have a car that did, but we had to sell that during the peak of the pandemic.
Are you closer to your mom or your dad?ย Dad.
Have you ever had a friend with benefits? No.
Whoโs the last person you cuddled with?ย My ex.
Are you friends with any of your teachers on Facebook?ย Yeup.
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Ship meme for El and Sam (any verse)
ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!
Send in two (or more) names and Iโll fill all this out about the ship!
General: Modern/TWD - I couldn't choose
Rate the Ship - ย Awful | Ew | No pics pls | Iโm not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Letโs do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Well, both until their death obviously, but modern is a few decades (THANK GOD) and TWD is roughly 18-19 years.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Modern - they've been smitten for awhile, if not the whole time, but we like to torture ourselves with that slow burn best friends to lovers 10K words fanfic. TWD - literally weeks and only knew by each other's voices. It literally breaks me.
How was their first kiss? - MAGICAL. 10/10. Desperation. Chef's Kiss.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Sammy boy
Who is the best man/men? - Modern - hmmmm maybe one of his closest coworkers? His dad?
Who is the braidโs maid(s)? - I don't know if she'd have any. Her brother is definitely up there with her
Who did the most planning? - I think El did a lot of the organizing of things, but they did it all together
Who stressed the most? - El, but she just stresses in general. They stressed about different things maybe. I think she stressed most in the beginning and he did getting closer to the wedding.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. - TWD - But I mean. It might've been tiny, but the church was BEAUTIFUL. Modern - Big, barn-like wedding or maybe at the cabin for that woodsy feel. AH. Beautiful.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Uh....cannibals?
Sex:
Who is on top? - Both, but maybe more Sam xD
Who is the one to instigate things? - Both are guilty in all verses.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Donโt go into the sex dungeon without a horseโs head - I mean. RDR. That's all I gotta say.
How long do they normally last? - Depends on how much time they got haha. They're both sprinters and endurance runners hahahaha
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yes, but I also don't think they're trying to think about it much.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bedโs shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar itโd make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wallโs so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. - Basically no in between lmao
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children: Modern
How many children will they have naturally? - One - their own personal Aurora Borealis
How many children will they adopt? - Well, they technically adopt a lot of fur babies in Modern haha
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - El, but she doesn't mind. Sam is so good about waking up at night though.
Who is the stricter parent? - I think they both have their moments, but maybe El?
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Hm. HM. Depends on the stunt lol. But probably El. Sam is probably the instigator lol.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - El writes her little notes and makes shapes out of her food. It's basically arts and crafts for lunch.
Who is the more loved parent? - Aurora is such a daddy's girl, but mommy gives the best cuddles.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? I think during the day, it's maybe El since she works at the school or in the area. But, Sam will try if he can get the time off.
Who cried the most at graduation? - They both definitely wiped some tears, El probably wept on the car ride home though. Proud parents.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - I mean. Her dad IS the law. So xD
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Depends. Sam is an incredible cook, and they love cooking together. But, if he's working late, she comes and brings him his favorite or whatever she was experimenting that day.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - I think they're actually both pretty adventurous in their palette. Plus, they literally can't be picky in TWD lol.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Mainly El if it's during the week, but they go together on the weekend or she'll text him to pick up something specific after work.
How often do they bake desserts? - Constantly. Once a week if not more.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Both. Maybe Sam's more of a meat eater, but El is definitely an omnivore.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Equally.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Hm. Depends. When do these two leave their house unless they need to haha. For milestone anniversaries and birthdays, they sometimes travel and road trip to the Redwoods or the beach.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - El, but both can get slightly distracted sometimes when they're cooking.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - El. Blast some music and she'll go at it for hours.
Who is really against chores? - No one is against cleaning per say, but maybe they both would rather stay in bed all day instead.
Who cleans up after the pets? - Sam
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Both have their moments.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - El. Everything has to be perfect or she'll go bezerk.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - I don't know why, I feel like Sam would just be that lucky. But, El would be so excited like she's won the lottery about it.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? -El. Sam is the master of the quick shower, but not when El's around lol.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Sam did! But, when then they made it a habit to take Seamus on a walk together. Pumpkin obviously comes and goes on their own accord.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Every. Single. One. El goes overboard for holiday decorations and projects like that. Every season. All the decor. Probably has a HomeGoods credit card for those coupons.
What are their goals for the relationship? - Perseverance. Intimacy. Never go to bed angry. Communication. To love without effort and love even more when it needs effort.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - EL aka the night owl since she's so used to working late nights. Definitely not a morning person. Sam is fluent in her groans in the morning.
Who plays the most pranks? - Both do definitely in Modern. Maybe even more so when they have Aurora who likes to tag team.
@mettleborn
#mettleborn#sam: tell me the story of how the sun fell in love with the moon#[sam & eloise: desert flowers and dandelions]#would literally die for them
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Heya I've contracted brainrot over Shadow+Ammy au and I raise you the colors trying everything they can to bring shadow back and nothing works but then one day this DIVINE WOLF and a GLOWING, TALKING BUG literally just. Come into the castle/house/etc and just drop off their little arsonist shadow child with a promise to return Sunday for their weekly Arson and the colors are like ๐งโโ๏ธ
HVGDWFHGFWHJGWHJQSWIDUEFGY
They figure out a way back to Hyrule and Shadow's like "will I ever see you guys again?? ;-;" and Issun's like "furball is an actual god, we can figure something out. If there's a will there's a way." Cue some kind of portal/gate between the two worlds that only the divine can access for security reasons. They can visit!!!
Shadow: hey I'm alive again and also I helped defeat some evil and stuff in another world. Anyway check out my cool new wolf mom and her weird bug friend
The colors: ??????????????????????????
Also, weekly arson FWTGHDEFGJH. Ammy and Issun just show up once a week to wreak havoc and disappear just as quickly as they came. Ammy and Shadow probably become damn cryptids in Hyrule. Now I'm thinking of Ammy digging up people's gardens while Shadow distracts them, and then both of them getting yelled at/chased lmao.
But of course, Ammy just can't go somewhere without touching people's lives in some way. She just can't help but do good. The people of Hyrule have found that whenever they see that strange white wolf, it seems to be a sign of good luck.
(And of course, every stray animal in Hyrule seems to be particularly well-fed nowadays.)
I'm also starting to think now about old loz/okami crossover tropes that I remember from old ff.net fics. Like Issun being confused for a fairy fgehjfwk. He's Minish-sized, too, would could lead to some pretty interesting interactions.
Anyway, the colors interacting with the Nippon duo is giving me thoughts.
Blue would probably actually punt Issun into the sun, which is fine because he probably deserves it. I don't think he'd like Ammy at first because why the fuck is this damn dog better at fighting than him?? That's not allowed.
ALSO, if you think Red wouldn't be completely in love with Ammy you're dead wrong. He loves animals and this one is a MAGIC animal???? Who cares if it's a god, he wants to be friends and give her all the pets (which Ammy would happily accept).
Vio would just wanna study everyone. Like, there's so much going on there. Look at Ammy! What's that weird weapon? Those markings? Why does a being of light, a god for that, take the form of a wolf? Could it have any connections to the "divine beast" of legends past, the ancient hero that was said to be able to take the form of a wolf what the world was bathed in twilight? He'd be fascinated. Also, what's up with Issun? What is he? Where did the two come from? Why are their two worlds connected? Why did Shadow get revived in Nippon? So many questions.
(And yes, I do believe the colors would be able to see Ammy's markings and such. They carry the spirit of the hero, I think that qualifies them as special enough to see it)
Green would probably be like "you guys are taking this way too lightly, this is a literal goddess, we should be respecting them more ;w;" to which Issun probably agrees and then proceeds to insult Ammy's intelligence in the same sentence. Because she'll always be a stupid furball to him. But hey, you should still respect the gods! Even if they're not your gods.
Speaking of which... I do wonder how Hyrule's gods would react to another world's god appearing in their land and starting to meddle with things...
#trying not to get into okami spoilers is a little difficult but i'm managing lmao#THE BRAINROT FOR THIS AU IS SO STRONG AND IM GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE LMAO#manmanman#//#answered echoes#anonymous#oh boy do i need a tag for this au now#sunlight & shadows au#there we go sure#okami origin of all that is good#okami#fs#four swords#still trying to think of a new fs tag
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๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ผ๐ !
tagged by: @luvvseong @yangyangify @spookybias @iuwon @floraljae (thank you, my loves <3)
tagging: @zhongwrld @moonbeamsung @rutosruru @lyjikyu @armysantiny @kopikokun @mochiable @envirae @channoticedmeuwu @radiorenjun @lebrookestore @whiteprincessofnohr + anyone who would like to do it!!
notes from vie: oml what the hell was this. honestly, this was so long, but i think it allowed me to reflect upon myself for a moment lmao.

๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐๐ฎ ๐๐จ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐๐๐ง๐ฉ๐๐๐๐ฎ
october twenty eighth! on winwin day, nonetheless!
๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉโ๐จ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง๐๐ฉ๐ ๐๐ค๐ก๐ค๐ง
i adore every single one smh. if it were palettes we were speaking about, then it would probably be greyish blue tones and beige to yellow ones!
๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉโ๐จ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐ก๐ช๐๐ ๐ฎ ๐ฃ๐ช๐ข๐๐๐ง
my lucky number does not work, because my misfortune overpowers it way too much. i like the number eight, though!
๐๐ค ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ฎ ๐ฅ๐๐ฉ๐จ
i used to have pet baby cobras, fishes, yellow and blue budgies, and aquatic turtles!
๐๐ค๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐๐ก๐ก ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช
i am aspiring to reach 170 cm, but i am currently 159-160 cm! that would be 5'2"?? i think.
๐๐ค๐ฌ ๐ข๐๐ฃ๐ฎ ๐ฅ๐๐๐ง๐จ ๐ค๐ ๐จ๐๐ค๐๐จ ๐๐ค ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐๐ซ๐
a pair of combat boots, white canvas shoes, and one sneakers for sports class... not many lmao i am not a shoe gal.
๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง๐๐ฉ๐ ๐จ๐ค๐ฃ๐
changes everyday. as i am typing, however, it would beย lose itย by oh wonder,ย rush hourย by gaho andย runย by one republic!
๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ข๐ค๐ซ๐๐
i have three: rise of the guardians, room (2015), and... any studio ghibli movie tbh. whoops.
๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฌ๐ค๐ช๐ก๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐๐๐๐๐ก ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ฉ๐ฃ๐๐ง ๐๐ ๐ก๐๐ ๐
i say that i do not have a type all of the time, but all of the people i have been attracted to and had a crush on were the wild, fun, and cute guys in my class. they also tend to be very kind and understanding as well. i am a sucker for people who smile often.
they would have to be accepting of all of my flaws and love me regardless, just like the way i would do the same for them if i love them as well. i am also extremely touch deprived haha, so i would honestly be over the moon if they don't mind hugs and physical affection.
๐๐ค ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ฌ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐ง๐๐ฃ
only after i have a stable income and have things sorted out, because i don't want to struggle raising them because of financial and mental issues. no kid deserves parents that can't take care of them ig.
๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ค๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐ง๐ค๐ช๐๐ก๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ก๐๐ฌ
the law from where i come from are terrible and something pretty badย hasย happened, but i'd rather that's kept in private haha. i swear i didn't commit any crimes lmao police are just incredible blind and unfair there.
๐๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ค๐ง ๐จ๐๐ค๐ฌ๐๐ง
shower. i am way too impatient for baths. also, i feel weird sitting in a tub filled water while naked lmfao it's so weird for me.
๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐ค๐ก๐ค๐ง ๐จ๐ค๐๐ ๐จ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ฌ๐๐๐ง๐๐ฃ๐
grey.
๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ค๐ ๐ข๐ช๐จ๐๐
k-r&b, indie, pop-rock hybrid ig, lo-fi.
๐๐ค๐ฌ ๐ข๐๐ฃ๐ฎ ๐ฅ๐๐ก๐ก๐ค๐ฌ๐จ ๐๐ค ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐จ๐ก๐๐๐ฅ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐
only one below my head.
๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ๐๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ ๐๐ค ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐จ๐ก๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐ฃ
it varies. i sleep like a rock even though i canโt sleep for long, so i wake up in the exact position i initially fall asleep in. either on my back or my right side, since my left side isnโt too good lmao.
๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ค๐ฃโ๐ฉ ๐ก๐๐ ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฃ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ชโ๐ง๐ ๐จ๐ก๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ฃ๐
buzzing mosquitos and damp, hot air (which is very rare, so i guess we are okay). i also hate being cold, so i sleep with two blankets even during summer haha. my limbs are ice-cold all the time smh
๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐ค ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐๐ง๐๐๐ ๐๐๐จ๐ฉ
oats mixed with chocolate chunks.
๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ซ๐๐ง ๐ฉ๐ง๐๐๐ ๐๐ง๐๐๐๐ง๐ฎ
i never went to a club or took lessons, but we had a backyard where my dad allowed me to shoot at stuff with a bow and the few arrows he made. i was pretty good at aiming, but my eyesight has deteriorated, so i left it at that lmao
๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง๐๐ฉ๐ ๐๐ง๐ช๐๐ฉ
watermelons and mangoes... also rambutan and mangis, but we donโt have them in germany ;-; i missed them.
๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง๐๐ฉ๐ ๐จ๐ฌ๐๐๐ง ๐ฌ๐ค๐ง๐
fuck. and i am sorry to say that i use it here quite a lot.
๐๐ค ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ฎ ๐จ๐๐๐ง๐จ
tons.
๐๐ง๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ ๐๐ค๐ค๐ ๐ก๐๐๐ง
some have called me a psychopath before, but they just donโt understand that i was raised by very strict parents and learned how to lie lmao. i am pretty ashamed to say yes.
๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉโ๐จ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐จ๐ค๐ฃ๐๐ก๐๐ฉ๐ฎ ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐
i have tested twice. once when i was fourteen, which showed that i was an infj-t, but then i took it again last year and it showed that i was an infp-t. i heard that 16Personalities was trash, though, so take it with a grain of salt.
๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉโ๐จ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ง๐ก
my best friend. she is a wild character, ngl, but she and i communicate extremely well. she is outgoing, courageous, hilarious, and has no qualms with being the odd one. she isnโt overly obnoxious, but she has a nice kind of self-confidence going on.
๐๐ฃ๐ฃ๐๐ ๐ค๐ง ๐ค๐ช๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐
i love yang jeongIN. definitely an innie, because i donโt even remember what the front of my house looks like haha. i donโt go out unless someone literally grabs my arms and physically drags me out and i am not even joking with this one.ย
๐ก๐๐๐ฉ ๐ค๐ง ๐ง๐๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐๐
i was originally right-handed, but then i got paranoid of breaking my right arm and having to study with my left arm all of a sudden and get bad grades, so i learned how to do stuff and write with my left hand as a kid.
๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง๐๐ฉ๐ ๐๐ค๐ค๐
donโt have one. call me when weโre talking about dessert.
๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง๐๐ฉ๐ ๐๐ค๐ง๐๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐ค๐ค๐
donโt have one.
๐๐ง๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ก๐๐๐ฃ ๐ค๐ง ๐ข๐๐จ๐จ๐ฎ
my entire aesthetic isย chaoticย academia irl, so you tell me.
๐ข๐ค๐จ๐ฉ ๐ช๐จ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐๐จ๐
oml, how tf, bahaha, bestie, no because-, hehe, lmao, iโm sobbing, i guess, toodles, etc etc.
๐๐ค๐ฌ ๐ก๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ค๐๐จ ๐๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ง๐๐๐๐ฎ
i can techincally be ready in five, but procrastination is the sole thing i excel at, so yeah, definitely half an hour.
๐๐ค ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ฉ๐๐ก๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง๐จ๐๐ก๐
cnversations happen in my head, my the office-esque reactions happen out loud. i talk a lot and imitate phrases i hear from someone to myself and reenact scenes from my daydreams bahaha
๐๐ค ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐จ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง๐จ๐๐ก๐
i donโt shut up. someone save the people that live with me.
๐๐ง๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ ๐๐ค๐ค๐ ๐จ๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ง
definitely not the most technically sound vocalist, but i can hold a tune or two. i was a soloist in my choir for a few years and was the vocalist for a band, but we disbanded smh i am still very sad about that :/ i loved them so much.
๐๐๐๐๐๐จ๐ฉ ๐๐๐๐ง
seeing my loved ones die before me.
๐๐ง๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ ๐๐ค๐จ๐จ๐๐ฅ
i donโt feel comfortable talking bad about people :/ just ignore and move on.
๐๐ค ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ก๐๐ ๐ ๐ก๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐ค๐ง ๐จ๐๐ค๐ง๐ฉ ๐๐๐๐ง
i have hair that reaches my knees, but dear god do i want to chop it all off in one motion and get a yeeun-style bob cut.
๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง๐๐ฉ๐ ๐จ๐๐๐ค๐ค๐ก ๐จ๐ช๐๐๐๐๐ฉ
sports and art. to hell with everything else. iโm not bad at them at all, but oh gosh i want to burn them all.
๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐ง๐ค๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฉ ๐ค๐ง ๐๐ญ๐ฉ๐ง๐ค๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฉ
... idk. i hate speaking to strangers and feel so awkward during one on one conversations with friends. i donโt go out a lot and social events tire me out, but i also crave noise happening around me. so,,, ambivert? i do tend to be the life of the party often during the few times i go out, but then i just lug myself back home and crash for the week lmao
๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐จ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ฃ๐๐ง๐ซ๐ค๐ช๐จ
anything related to school. i have regular panic attacks /gen. also, i have thalassaphobia and megalophobia, so things larger than life and the vast, empty ocean terrifies me and movies like that just make me nauseous.ย
๐ฌ๐๐ค ๐ฌ๐๐จ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐๐๐ง๐จ๐ฉ ๐ง๐๐๐ก ๐๐ง๐ช๐จ๐
my first real crush this one guy in my band. he was the other vocalist and was so pretty and fun. he always used to tease me smh. at least, that was something. but then we had to disband last year, because the older guys were moving away to study and us high schoolers were also moving to different cities ;-;
๐๐ค๐ฌ ๐๐๐จ๐ฉ ๐๐๐ฃ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ง๐ช๐ฃ
i was in my middle school track team and used to compete a lot since i was pretty agile, but then i started to hate running, stopped, and now i am just a little above average bahaha.
๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐ค๐ก๐ค๐ง ๐๐จ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐๐๐๐ง
black. i want to dye it with cotton candy colored highlights, tho!
๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐จ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ฃ๐๐ง๐ฎ
unnecessary comments, rude and obnoxious, self-entitled kids and people in general, people who tell you how to do your own job, hate comments, the basic dni criterias as wellย
๐๐ค ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ก๐๐ ๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐ค๐ฌ๐ฃ ๐ฃ๐๐ข๐
kind of?
๐๐ค ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ฌ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ ๐ ๐๐ค๐ฎ ๐ค๐ง ๐ ๐๐๐ง๐ก ๐๐จ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ก๐
i would want a girl.
๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐จ๐ฉ๐ง๐๐ฃ๐๐ฉ๐๐จ
i have cold hands if you want to cool down. i can adapt to any kind of environment instantly, since i have moved twelve different times to fifferent schools and countries. bless my parents. i have gained the ability to conquer shifts in social environments at the cost of my mental health :โ) i also consider myself to be nice and can get things down quickly, so i am a fast learner.
๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐ฌ๐๐๐ ๐ฃ๐๐จ๐จ๐๐จ
kanemoto yoshinori, yoshi, eye smiles, and brownies. i am also very impatient, a perfectionist, a procrastinator, and have absolutely zero self-control over aggression against my own body. i have trouble reacting to other people's emotional outbursts, be it crying or anger and don't know what to do and how to comfort them. i also have trouble opening up and am never authentic around people, so i don't have... friends, if that makes sense? i don't feel comfortable being myself and feel like i have to be the person that they want me to be? idek.
i get bored extremely easily and nothing interests me that much ig
๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉโ๐จ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ก๐ค๐ง ๐ค๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐๐๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ง๐๐๐
blue.
๐๐ค๐ก๐ค๐ง ๐ค๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐ง๐ค๐ค๐ข
white and hints of blue.

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