#but gods damm i was not expecting my week to go this way LMAO
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wanderingchocolateeclair · 3 months ago
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sarohara · 4 years ago
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You both like friends.
You: heyo
Stranger: hey
You: wanna hear a really cool song?
Stranger: sure
You: hold up
You: name or link?
Stranger: name
You: okay
You: young the giant mind over matter
Stranger: okay hold up
You: take your time
Stranger: Damm he is getting into it
You: Yea right? ahah
Stranger: Yeah lmao
Stranger: lmk im prolly gonna regret this but let me use my best pick up line on you😂
Stranger: lmao
You: Go ahead 😂
Stranger: nah nvm I'm bouta say some dumb shit
You: I don't mind 😂
Stranger: wtf nah that shit is cheesy asf
Stranger: like cheesy cheesy
You: Cmon
You: I mean, it's up to u
Stranger: fuck im really gonna regret this alot
Stranger: okay okay game face on
You: 😂
You: you don't even know me, why would u regret it? ahahah
Stranger: Damm you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet
Stranger: bc it me I regret alot of things and now I'm regretting this shit rn
Stranger: fuck why do I gotta be so dumb
You: 20 letters of the alphabet? why?😂
Stranger: oh shit I'm dumb there's 26 letters how can I forget about u,r,a,q,t
You: AHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: See that shit is cheesy
You: I was gonna ask "what about the other 6?"
Stranger: Lmao found the other 6
Stranger: wait there is 27 u can get the d later😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Stranger: okay imma prolly go kill myself now
You: that's it? 😂😂😂😂
Stranger: I'm so so sorry u have to hear my dumbass
You: AHAHAHAHAHAH
You: You're freaking hilarious
Stranger: I hate my self now
Stranger: I'm so cheesy wtf
You: AHAHAHA
You: Stooop
Stranger: I'm never listening to tik tok ever again😂😭
You: AHAHAHA TIK TOK REALLY? 😂
You: I'm dying
Stranger: Okay no what I'm boerd and that app is okay
Stranger: and no o don't post i just scroll through
Stranger: i
You: Yea dw, I do the same😂
Stranger: Lmao im still so sorry u had to hear that
Stranger: Yo boi is running on like 2 brain cells rn
You: hey, shut up, it was cool 😂 I mean, you're funny
You: ahahahahahhaha
Stranger: funny who tf is funny everyone keeps on talking about funny but I still don't know who that mf is
Stranger: I wanna meet that dude he is obviously famous
Stranger: or her I don't really know yet
You: Who's obviously famous?
Stranger: that guy named funny
You: and well, it's funny just because it's not funny
You: AHAHHAHAHA OH MY GAWD
Stranger: yk its funny bc im dumb
Stranger: told you those 2 brain cells are kicking in
You: well, at least that made me laugh so..
Stranger: Fuck yeahhhhhhh
Stranger: look mom i did something finally
You: AHAHHAHAHA
Stranger: oh wait she is gone
You: Would she be proud?
You: ooooh
Stranger: She went to the grocery store 2 hours ago
Stranger: so we will find out when she gets back
Stranger: she will prolly still hate me but yk what thays cool
Stranger: thats
You: what mother doesn't hate her kid, right?
You: you're not alone trust me ahahaha
Stranger: Haha facts tho
You: what's ur name btw? lmao
Stranger: yk she told me that I was a mistake and yk what I'm not I won that race me I won
Stranger: all those other kids aren't here are they they are the mistakes
You: Wait, seriously?
You: I was kidding but maybe i was a mistake as well
Stranger: yes I won something and ik thats hard to belive but I did I did not get a trophy when I should have
You: ahahahhahahahahahah You won that race, you did it!
Stranger: wait they did give me trophy
You: I don't think so
Stranger: ur my trophy so I can finally show my trophy off okay that was bad I promise that was the last one
Stranger: Omg I'm going to hell
Stranger: why do I think of this shit
You: I wasn't expecting but 😂😂😂😂
Stranger: that sounded so much better in my head then I typed it out I was like wtf are you doing like are you fr fr bouta send that
You: You're fine 😂😂
Stranger: Okay I give you promise to shoot me if you would like
Stranger: I get i totally get it
Stranger: promision holly fuck my phone won't let me type
Stranger: Your like wtf he is dumb he obviously did not pass the second grade
Stranger: well jokes on you I am in the second grade
You: I'm dying actually, you're stupidly funny😂😂😂😂
You: Are u always like that?
Stranger: sadly yes do I want to be no
Stranger: God was like lets make this kid dumb asf and say cheesy things to ppl
Stranger: and I'm good at it
You: at least you're good at something, isn't awesome?😂😂😂
Stranger: obviously did you not read my pickup line like bro master piece
You: you know, you seem like that kinda person who gets embarrassed easily 😂
Stranger: Like God told me to use that pickup line on everyone so i did the only person that did not seem to care or even talk to me was the light poll outside my house
Stranger: Idk imma get it to talk to me one day
You: the light poll outside your house 😂
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: I've been trying for years can't seem to crack it yet
Stranger: I'm telling u one day its going to talk to me
You: I don't think u should do this but if u need me i'm down😂
Stranger: for what
Stranger: I should not do what
Stranger: oh shit
You: hey hey hey liste
You: listen*
Stranger: Okay im listening
Stranger: all I hear is music omg are u connect to my speaker
Stranger: Connected
You: ok so my family's calling me to lunch...i really gotta go, but can u keep in touch?
You: AHAHHAHAHA
Stranger: yes
You: yes?
Stranger: yes
You: yes!
You: what do u have?
You: idk even ur name
You: i'm sarah by the way
Stranger: Um Noah and snapchat insta Facebook venmo
Stranger: PayPal
Stranger: uber eats
Stranger: Yeah
You: ahahahhahaahahah
Stranger: I can text you on any of those
You: oh uber eats? really? i didn't now that
Stranger: yeah im ceo so I get all the secret stuff
You: ooooh you're ceo damn
You: anyway 😂
You: I do have insta & snap so..
Stranger: yeah did you know u can order food on there
Stranger: Lets do snapchat
You: yeah ofc i know that
You: ahahahhahaha
Stranger: oh you did
You: okay so it's scarval
You: ooops
You: scarvalhando
You: ***
Stranger: Boom added off uber eats
You: can we order food someday?
You: it would be awesome
Stranger: yes
You: okay noah
You: what's ur insta btw? i could follow u there as well
Stranger: I forgot I told u my name i was like omg I told a hacker my cheesy pick up line
Stranger: I'm fucked
You: 😂😂😂😂😂
You: Yeah omg i'm a hacker
You: I wish i were tho
Stranger: Oh shit please don't go through my history unless u want to see alot of cars like alot alot of cars
Stranger: And when u scroll down far enough you will see how to talk to a light poll
You: obsession with cars?😂😂
You: ooooh yeah okay
You: it seems nice, i mean, talking to a light poll, isn't?
Stranger: um a little😅
Stranger: idk it has not talked back yet
Stranger: I think its shy
You: oof that hurts 😂
You: okay okay okay
Stranger: I don't know find out on next weeks episode of dose it talk
You: 😂😂😂😂😂
Stranger: featuring little turtule and big fish rick
You: I'm gonna watch this
You: 😂
You: see ya on snap then?
Stranger: its gonna be lit and okay
You: i gotta gotta gotta gotta go
Stranger: by Sarah thank you for letting me use my cheesy pick up line on you
Stranger: bye
You: Anytime!!! 😂
Stranger: and u will hear more from my dumbass
Stranger: oh and ill lyk what my mom thinks
You: I hope 😂
You: okay i'll be waiting
You: Cya
Stranger: Okay byeeee
You: byeee
You: skip
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